I Need Everyone to Know That I Only Like Girls with Trixie and Katya | The Bald and the Beautiful

[@seinreig]

Trixie saying “you paid thirty bucks?!you can get the harry potter seven film collection” Katya hitting back with “so you hate trans women?” 💀💀💀

[@davidvento5481]

I can’t believe that’s the hill Rowling chose to die on... strange.

[@nikitam7900]

@@davidvento5481 She could have spent the rest of her life being known as a beloved author who inspired an entire generation to get into reading, but instead she decided to become...that.

[@theoriginal1971]

@@nikitam7900she really could’ve just shut up and let her books become her legacy.

[@BrowSing-lp1xx]

I died 😂

[@w.lester255]

@@davidvento5481 I know. I don't care to investigate because how do I know what's going on inside her head but it's like...any reasonable person (and she's certainly smart enough) might take a step back and consider the feedback coming in from their words. Maybe it's a sign of money and success's power to distort someones ego....and she thinks that just because she thinks it, it must be right.

[@doierry772]

the way they both SCREAMED when katya said "creepy creamy crispy cracker" 😭

[@Ra-thesunking]

Yaaaaaaaaaas!!! 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😭

[@PBandH]

All I could think of was Anna Delvey. Our queen.

[@ryaaannnn]

The "crispy R" is a thing, commonly known as a retroflex R vs a bunched R which Trixie is probably more familiar with from the midwest.

[@jupitersmoon444]

12:23 if anyone’s wondering

[@jenfrancis8982]

​@ryantx7538 I went and found a video on this, I have friends who use the retroflex and it's always sounded so weird yet enviable, why do I like the way it sounds even if it's crispy creamy?

[@wetday2480]

Katya is dead on: it is echolalia, and a very mild form of it. I have done the same thing my whole life, and have never heard it described so well.

[@gayZ99]

Same!!!

[@teralmiles]

Granny Pauline…

[@alysonhenrique2924]

Hey, also have echolalia here. The amount of times I repeat these two biological women's catchphrases both here and on Unhhh? Insane

[@BEANS518]

And palilalia which is when you’re saying something and can’t stop common with OCD I do both 😅

[@ashlikingfisher7298]

My partner dos this to the point I can tell who he has seen during the day based on how he sounds.

[@MitchellWiggs]

i’m almost crying laughing at the image of trixie walking out to a song that starts with “a little black girl from the projects” 😂😂😂

[@charrr024]

I PEED 😂😂😂

[@alexjones1020]

Linguist here! The reason the "crispy R" sounds like that only after a "Cr-" or "Kr-" is because the sounds are getting pulled back together from the velum to the uvula and pronounced slightly deeper in the mouth. This is triggered by the K or C. And is more of a person to person thing, rather than a regional dialect thing

[@_c__c_]

Except they were talking about words like “great, graham, etc”.

[@oldvlognewtricks]

@@_c__c_G is a voiced version of K - they’re both linguovelar plosives.

[@Irisjames870]

Is it normal that I don’t understand what they’re talking about? I don’t hear anything odd about how those words sound! 😂😂

[@alexjones1020]

@@Irisjames870 this is very normal because if you haven't trained your ears to hear this kind of very slight difference, it's almost impossible to hear

[@malpal13]

Thank you this was killing me. Do they crispy r sounds have a name, or is it a speech impediment?

[@ames_elaine]

trixie's neurodivergent realization arc we love to see it. the pod is basically us being front row to their special interests & inside jokes from all the content they have done over the years.

[@akakapo1400]

truly! I have been desperate for her to have this realisation for so long

[@wolfelee356]

yesssss

[@gennydf95]

I can't wait for them to realize that they probably bonded with each other because they're nd and that those traits are part of what makes their content so good 😂

[@vocasoti]

​@@gennydf95THIS SO MUCH 👏

[@clartblart3266]

Yep, I definitely have been waiting for this! I'm happy for her.

[@toni_275]

TIME CODES: 1:07 start of the podcast 17:37 end of adbreak #1 31:03 end of adbreak #2 *Edit 12:23 *Creepy Creamy Crispy Cracker*

[@dede4771]

I want to kiss you

[@carteralan7668]

A blessing!!

[@jenniferbarboza5864]

Bless 🎉

[@ELA._.BORATED]

Angel

[@EzraSnow]

Missed one ☝🏾 😂 12:23 : Creepy Creamy Crispy Cracker

[@poeticlyfonetic]

When autism and ADHD are crossdressing besties

[@nathanielcraig3588]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 That's why I relate so much

[@yael5067]

Trixie's "alternative communication styles" lmao

[@wolfelee356]

yessssss

[@alpacafish1269]

omg

[@OnePersonOneOpinion]

you really just described my brain chemistry 😂

[@TonyReplay97]

Trixies worst medical fear is being told she is a biological woman I CANNOTT

[@heptacon]

The story of Trixie forgetting the Supermodel opening has me on the floor

[@anaphielas]

Same I can't stop laughing

[@warriorxheart]

ME TOO AGAHSHSJSJ

[@shaune7864]

the way trixie started SCREAMING when katya did the French elevator voice 💀💀💀

[@Luke-rm1kw]

That was a lot, Robin...

[@HunderbarDachs]

Her Jane Goodall moment

[@anromeow]

i absolutely love when they say something so out of pocket that you can hear laughing from everyone behind the camera, it's just too good

[@hargruve]

The Supermodel story is honestly one of the funniest stories they've ever told

[@toyosibee.mp3]

KATYA’s “I WAS SCAMMED ON ONLYFANS” STORY IS KILLING ME??

[@SummerPumpkinSummerNot]

I need them to say the name lol

[@nataliaalfonso2662]

She needs to call the better bussy bureau.

[@davidvento5481]

“It wasn’t the dick I wanted” 😂

[@slappyburrito9481]

"alternative communication patterns" is my new fucking religion

[@inthegriddo]

10:17 "it's not new but I realized I do it now I can't stop" "oh god, interrupt people?" screaming

[@lindseyp.7662]

Trixie’s Chime ad reads are the only ads I’m ever excited to hear 😂

[@LLGC510]

her little girl ad voice pops in my head ALL THE TIME & I just start laughing like an idiot 😂😂😂

[@thenoblerot]

I lost it at, "SAAAHHMERTTTYYYMMMEEE ... the song you'll be singing all summer long"

[@isisferreira6179]

And Katya lying about having a cat called Wimsy for the smalls ad ☠😹

[@creepyspookyicky]

BC I'M A LITTLE GIRL

[@sweetest4684]

She's not a little black girl but she is a Little Chime Girl ❤

[@JocerMacalisang]

The portrait of Katya chilling behind trixie staring at my soul.

[@alysonhenrique2924]

Trixie should investigate the echolalia thing. It could be nothing, but it's quite frequent in certain neurodivergencies. Also, certain damages to the brain can cause it as well, but if it was the latter, I wouldn't be surprised if we never saw Trixie Mattel again

[@nataliaalfonso2662]

Trixie has a pituitary tumor.

[@BooksRebound]

​@@nataliaalfonso2662OH so that's why she looks like Benjamina Button! It finally makes sense.

[@sum_re]

Honestly the echolalia thing is so real 😭 I'm not sure if I have it or if I'm on the spectrum or not, but i have perfectly memorised the entire script +music cues to Bridget Jones' diary 1st movie unintentionally, and I constantly repeat random quotes from it every day 😭 I could be literally just chilling and then it's just "My mum, a strange creature from the time a gherkin was still the height of sophistication" 😭

[@auroraborealis13579]

😂

[@samcit]

I think he was actually trying to flirt with Penny Husbands-Bosworth, poor thing. She was very frightened, she’s only just had her ovaries done! Every moment of that movie lives rent free in my head, even the throwaway lines 😂😭

[@justthetruthwithadam]

The way Katya surprises herself by actually showing up to an event is ME 😅

[@BrowSing-lp1xx]

Same 😂

[@zephyr0902]

Trixie having a screaming fit when Katya says "étage trois..." made my day!

[@zacharycallaghan7016]

12:50

[@rossanovigna6275]

It's actually étage trois 🙂

[@zephyr0902]

@@rossanovigna6275 merci

[@pinkfeet518]

sounded like a literal chimpanzee

[@rossanovigna6275]

@@zephyr0902 de rien

[@cuebitt]

the fact that trixie and katya are just now discovering the concept of echolalia while they have me saying "THANKS A LOT BITCH" alone in my car listening to the pod is sickening

[@Katelyn.Eby1215]

💯 THANKS A LOT BITCH! ......my god that one is CONTAGIOUS 😅😂

[@lyricsmaster1100]

I always say "do yew have a youtube channel" from UHHHhhhn lol

[@RR-kz4hq]

Me in my katya voice "rrrrich!"

[@hotjuices2]

they defo get that from the nymphowars KNFW podcast, it’s why they also constantly repeat “so delicious” and “ooh there ain’t no other way”

[@angelremorse]

Ever since Katya got on her "Extra! Extra!" kick it's all I can say 😭

[@ITSMRLADY]

Trix def got a touch of the tism’ you can’t have that niche sense of humor and talent with out it ✨💖

[@nina.robbs565]

​@AFndjdj7373you don't have to talk about it like autism is life ruining, it's not a bad thing.

[@bath_foam4576]

​@AFndjdj7373 treating autism as this incredibly life breaking disability does more harm than good. you don't need to defend us for us. stop

[@brookelily5055]

Just from looking at the thumbnail I think we might be having weather

[@labrxx]

It’s another hot one.

[@ashleelarsen5002]

Katya!!!!!

[@Team3stripes]

OoohhhHH yEsss wERE hAVinG a WEatherrrrr😂😂😂

[@risingsun2714]

Its not HOT, but its HUMID

[@ashleelarsen5002]

@@risingsun2714 aww slip and slide pride ;)

[@kaylinsmith6921]

Trixie morphing into Moira Rose is something I didn't know I needed. Lemme rewind a few more times. 🤣😂

[@youcare_somuch2433]

I love episodes where they’re on fire like this. I was rolling around laughing!

[@waitwhat2573]

young smooth women stimming on a tuesday

[@brooklynnelson2427]

i just want trixie and especially katya to know while you all were repeating elevator voices, i for real got into a car crash 🫡 i’m alright i guess i was just so mesmerized by y’all’s voices

[@milo3845]

oh wow

[@auroraborealis13579]

“Oh, Myyy”

[@SuperDerp5]

Omg. R u ok?🫶🏼

[@pbee.njayay444]

I really hope you were okay afterwards !💜

[@hallimorgan2744]

I would kill to hear Trixie's outtakes of these Chime ads.

[@robynadair1764]

I’m ready for Trixie’s new automated-inspired hit

[@HNO78]

@robynadair1764 🎶 "Walk sign is OOON!" 🎵

[@Dr.Fate2]

Her song “Solid pink disco” I think is really close to what you’re looking for.

[@doierry772]

"Im in RuPaul zone now with the blending" THE SHADE

[@kaykaysims9461]

Next chime commercial: "Heyyyy it's me. I'm a little black guuurrrrlll".

[@lostcontactwithreality]

Trixie said crispy R's and I immediately thought of "When I was hungRy, I would say to my gRandpaRants, may I please have bRead?" 🤣🤣🤣

[@liznolan391]

YES 🤣🤣 it makes no sense, we have no context, and it's my favorite thing she's ever said

[@umber8904]

Trixie developing echolalia is not what i was expecting on todays pod but as an autistic person who echolalia's uhn quotes i feel very SEEN LOL

[@tamarakarlas1]

Why is katya driving In drag to the gig soooo funny to me 😂

[@bambilanz]

The filming in the shower sound affects from Katya just won me a Grammy

[@MissAnitaManbadly]

At the point where Jujubee mouths "little black girl" I would have lost it. I can't imagine having to be professional on a stage after that.

[@EzraSnow]

KATYA SAYING SHE HAS A CAT NAMED WHIMSEY HAS ME SCREAMING

[@thelittlebluefrog]

I actually Googled "Does Katya have a cat?" 💀

[@davidvento5481]

*Yeah, uh... no.*

[@Enjemnsnens]

the crunchy r thing is so relatable. It drives me INSANE though. I hate certain words because of how I hear some people say it

[@suzy3899]

The thing I hate the most is when people put R’s in things that don’t have an R - like Washington but they say WARSHINGTON.

[@TPark-rf3lt]

Katya dropping an obscure quote from 1991's Soapdish!!!! I love❤

[@hbhtcr5707]

Katyas literally queen of obscure quotes 😂

[@mafthew]

that penn state story made me CRY. i rarely cry laughing that was incredible

[@candicelynnH]

I too hope one day everyone will find coming out as unnecessary because we will all just assume anyone can be attracted to anyone

[@codythinks4749]

"what a.. hopefull.. utopian fantasy" 😂😂😂 love Katya's cynicism 🙌

[@BriaBlack]

Im black lol so the beginning of Super Model doesnt even register, like thats just how the song go but girll Tracy got me screamin rn tellin this story omg😭😭

[@GrainneMhaol]

I know what Trixie means about the "crispy r's". Tom Cruise does it, and it drives me crazy.

[@samsnothavingit2788]

As someone who was diagnosed adhd later in life, Trixie, I have some news for you baby and u might not like it LMAOO

[@TaylorMMontgomery]

I always mock the self checkouts. "A digital receipt has been sent to your email. Thank you for shopping at CVS."

[@topehatcher]

I WAS AT THE PENN STATE SHOW AND I REMEMBER THATTTTTTTT BUT ME AND MY FRIENDS WERE JUST SO EXCITED TO SEE TRIXIE WE WERE LIKE ALRIGHT??? OKAYYYY

[@CrispyCreamyCrepe]

SAME IT WAS UNREAL

[@aritaylor6351]

i cant express how much joy and laughter this podcast has brought me :') love it here

[@rossanovigna6275]

5:03 Trix: you could get the Harry Potter 7 film collection! Katya: so you hate trans women?!

[@swampmonster]

This seems like the human version of parrots that have gone crazy talking to their reflection.

[@babysnowowl]

Not Trixie calling Katya a GUEST 😭😭😭😭😭 21:13

[@ramiebecker1]

The "ladiezzzzz can we talk?" comedy, reminds me of Maria Bamford. OMG I would die for a show with Trixie, Katya, and the Bammer.

[@venus22118]

Katya quit smoking?! Good on you, girl! 🌟💖

[@elkenenvy]

end of 1st ad read: 1:10 end of 2nd ad read: 17:36 end of 3rd ad read: 31:03

[@OnyxNorthwind]

24:54 when Trixie says she has done Town a few times. 💔 I miss Town! I moved away but then it closed. That’s where I saw Trixie and Katya for the first time (and also met Trixie!). Memories.

[@thothtalk6460]

Linguist here about the "crispy r"! So I might have a reason as to why "creamy crispy cracker" sounds weird in that way. At least when I tried to emulate it, I noticed that where I pronounce that "k"/ "c" sound (which is a voiceless velar plosive [k]), it's retracted in the mouth. Which could be read as a retracted voiceless velar plosive (or voiceless postvelar plosive) [k̠] or it could even be just a voiceless uvular plosive [q]. Because the tongue is pushed more back in the mouth, it's having an effect on that "r" sound as well which makes it sound more retracted. I also notice that when Trixie is specifically saying phrases in this "crispy r" sound, she is adding some creaky voice on those vowels (also sometimes called "vocal fry"). When you have vocal fry it lowers the third formant, which is notable because the third formant is affected when dorsal plosives are said (usually it "pinches" together with the second formant, but creaky voice drops the third formant quite a bit). So all of these combined might be coloring the "r" sound in a way that is notable to Trixie. I don't know if this has a concise term necessarily but I can see why she calls it "crispy", it definitely feels more notable!

[@FuzzyBSMcgee]

“Do I have to become a patient to get you in my mouth?” omfg Tracy chillllll

[@AnneOnymaus]

I HOWLED!!! 😂

[@catnipz_n_dipz]

I'm living for the Soapdish movie quote 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ashlynsmith5246]

there is something comforting about trixie realizing her neurodivergence/possible autism. i relate so much

[@Derekozy8]

I was one of the queens at the PSU show Trixie, trust me I didn’t notice! I think everyone was focused on your existence 31:26

[@GeneCapri]

The look of genuine concern on Katya’s face at 10:58 💀

[@charlottestatham8524]

IM SO GLAD THAT THEY ARE FINALLY DISCUSSING NEURODIVERGENT BEHAVIOR! as an AuDHD girly I see so much of myself in them when they speak and its so nice to hear them acknowledging it :)

[@nimrobinson2784]

I love that they're hinting at neurodivergence even being a factor :") I can relate to so much of their behaviour, and I really think it points to ADHD/ASD just sayinggg

[@madelinerose7521]

trixie realizing she has a touch of the ‘tism 😂 welcome friend

[@aranea6661]

The supermodel intro story got me laughing my ass off in the middle of the gym omg

[@kaycem]

46:15 trix could have mentioned being besties w britney spears several times and katie would have forgotten lmao

[@cheyenneoakes3250]

Leaving a Cliff hanger…. You gals will NEVER remember to tell us about the lady downstairs 😂

[@jorgesteingruber661]

Tequila is definitely not a stimulant... That's something college girls tell each other, but it's very much not the case. All drinking alcohol is the same chemical and is a depressant.

[@alysonhenrique2924]

But why is it that I can only feel something close to happiness when I'm drunk?

[@_c__c_]

Please use google before commenting. It’s classified as a mild stimulant, unlike all other liquors. Take a bartender certification class and try to get certified by saying tequila isn’t a stimulant.

[@oldvlognewtricks]

@@alysonhenrique2924A depressant drug can suppress different parts of the brain - in the case of alcohol, inducing disinhibition.

[@alysonhenrique2924]

@@oldvlognewtricks thanks for explaining. I actually don't drink that much nowadays, but the info is good

[@simplydejapi]

My drugs and behavior professor said all sorts of alcohol have the same effects..like people might think tequila specifically feels different but you’re right, it’s still a depressant

[@stephmgreen]

All I hear is NoHo Hank saying “crispy creamy cracker.”

[@commandermagpie]

For the first time in my life as a person with a masters in linguistics specializing in phonetics, I feel seen, I feel wanted, I feel like a BEAUTIFUL WOMAN

[@stumbling_]

Can we talk about Katya’s shower sound impression though.. amazing

[@bethcushway458]

Totally agree with the no more gender or sexuality labelling. It's obsessive at the moment! Why cant people just be people? Why do they need to be labelled? If they're not hurting anyone then who the hell cares?

[@francescadulash3511]

Ladies I think the woman who did the intro on Supermodel was Ms Ernestine Charles - Ru's mom. She was in one of the film clips before she passed - Back to my roots I think

[@ramiebecker1]

Yep, sober horniness is a real real real thing. In a "popular recovery program", we recommend the 3 Ms for getting through the first year of sobriety: Meetings, Movies, and Masturbation. 😄

[@ArtyMars]

“Jujubee whispers - little black girl” hahahhahaa

[@steffthesensitive4697]

OMG Trixie!!! I’ve been waiting for someone to mention the crispy “R” thing because this is something I’ve noticed and I never knew how to describe it. I always just thought some people really enunciate their “r”!!

[@Reddarksun]

everytime i finish checking out at costco and the self check out machine lady says "Thank you for shopping at Cost-co," I repeat it saying "Cost-co" really enunciating the space because no one pronounces it as two words but the lady machine DOES

[@colferification]

not y’all diagnosing a stranger in these comments, very weird behavior!

[@AuroraJanee]

I am one of those OF creators who makes little to nothing, you truly have to have a large following. But even with that being said I’m still in the top 15%. It’s weird. I’ve even been in the top 1% and still wasn’t make much money

[@ocelots1010]

is "i ask my grandparanhts, may I please have bred" an early iteration of the crispy 'r'?

[@RussellKlischer]

I don’t understand how trixie can make the leap from 90% making less than $150 a month to the top % of people making a lot of money. They might make $400 a month. $4800 in a year ain’t shit.

[@beaniebb]

I’m at work laughing out loud at the crispy R. I’m crying.

[@roxannetinch5552]

I'm a huge fan and I am a bit embarrassed to tell that every time Katya sings, "ooh, there ain't no other way...," I repeat it afterwards and I randomly say it as well. I don't know what it's about or what it's from, but, I freaking love it!

[@MizDee723]

😮 It’s Lady Gaga’s “Born This Way”

[@jennyyx12]

“i dont want p*** i want filmmaking” i screamed

[@MoppyPoppy]

Trixie and Katya have literally helped me get over my Stockholm Syndrome

[@erikpalumbo2400]

Soapdish quote from Katia. Awesome. Love that movie

[@roslynys]

c-ptsd also presents its symptoms in ways that are very similar to autism/adhd. but i also believe that neurodivergency is so misunderstood that many recognized symptoms overlap. (sincerely, someone who thought they were possibly autistic but just have c-ptsd)

[@erintheokay]

I'm more invested in the little girl from Chime than I should be.

[@emilycross8994]

Relatable AF. I found myself wondering if she will grow up as the years go on.

[@TheMaristocracy]

I had a friend in college with the crispy r's and I pointed it out one day and she had NO IDEA WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT

[@doierry772]

"Walk, walk, walk, walk" 💀

[@ExtremeObservations]

These last couple of episodes have been 🔥🔥🔥

[@TheOnlyPrincessTee]

this episode was so unhinged and i loved every literal second of it 😂

[@loved3298]

living for the new set design

[@hihowareya4004]

“I’d love to go to the White House” **had a personal invite and didn’t go**

[@blake..-]

THE NYMPHOWARS MERCH I love it

[@NicoVellaFilm]

Omg, I've always noticed the "Crispy R's", and it's always pissed me off! I feel like it's an influencer vocal affect, just like vocal fry. Trying to sound whimsical and carefree and like vaguely European, lol.

[@AggressivePeanut]

Public PSA: teenagers in the comments please stop diagnosing the girls with neurodivergent disorders - not even qualified professionals would do so via an online video. It’s irresponsible and undermines what it is to be neurodivergent!

[@teddybeartears88]

RETWEET

[@nathan9740]

34:04 I can imagine jujubee mouthing "LITTLE BLACK GIRL???" 😂