Straight People Having Sex & Drinking Eggnog with Trixie and Katya | The Bald and the Beautiful

[@jamesmanley9427]

"Well, because I always feel like there's a looming threat of self-harm that'll verge on death with me" KATYA GETS IT

[@gabriellagulyas3778]

Katya saying ‘extra extra’ is my daily serotonin boost❤️🫶

[@OokyDaniel]

OOO THERE AINT NO OTHER WAY

[@Aleetzia]

❤

[@gabiluch87]

I can't see a pic of Mario López without thinking of Katya

[@Jazzmine_Summers]

Real.

[@rcnxldc9145]

I've already completely forgotten why she says it but i still laugh instinctively

[@Jahliel]

Trixie’s 2000’s mean gay voice makes me CRY every time

[@rutgernewman828]

I’m so happy that you guys do the pod. Honestly. I’m overwhelmed with gratitude.

[@masonisgrey]

platitudes!

[@gabcaves-ts7cy]

no genuinely!! trixie once said "give the gays what they want" and she and katya have followed through on that ten fold 😂💕 other famous ppl need to take notes

[@classicalheroes8910]

absolutely, the girls love the pod

[@megsmagoo7231]

She even said gratitude with a crispy r

[@pinkfeet518]

@@megsmagoo7231grRatitude 🤍

[@tessiebear28]

“If Stanley Tucci has to stop playing gay people, I’ll kill myself” I almost threw up laughing 💀

[@mallbratgirl_3005]

it's funny because it's true

[@cecille5833]

julie & julia, lovely bones, devils wears prada.... unhh.

[@tylerzeiger414]

@@cecille5833 he wasn’t gay in Julie & Julia

[@TheFeralFerret]

@@tylerzeiger414 Not with that attitude

[@CA-rq6dv]

i love them opening the podcast by gushing about Missy Elliot they’re so right for that

[@gabiluch87]

We need a remote podcast where Trixie shows Katya the wonderful world of Dave and Busters 🤣🤣🤣

[@classicalheroes8910]

tryguys plog

[@luivos4593]

Bald and the beautiful field trip!!

[@Wild_D]

V L O G

[@pinkfeet518]

this x 100

[@Thecodexnoir]

Rent the entire place out & do an all Drag gamer day, maybe do a live, let ppl tip 💸

[@flor8567]

Trixie saying "I didn't know about that" when referring to the premise of the franchise they've been praising had me wheezing

[@Deni2211]

The way the pod starts mid sentence these days, as if they were just spending time, chatting and at some point someone hit "record", makes me happy in ways I can't even explain. This is the least podcast-like podcast there is, and every minute of it is perfect! ❤❤❤

[@kaylinsmith6921]

The amount of people that didn't realize that Trixie was just stream of consciousness dropping cliches from apology videos in her tweet to Heidi is just wild to me. They clearly don't listen to the pod if they thought that she was serious.

[@carlcrossgrove9009]

Wait until you see the torrent of comments on the live I Like To Watch…. apparently an army of tweens have jumped in front of trains and peeled their skins off and LiTeRaLLy DiEd because Netflick's tried something new and thematically relevant. People need to go outside. It never occurred to me until reading those comments that people might only ever see TB&TB or only WLTW and are unaware of live shows, audio-only pod audiences, or even Unhhhh.

[@kaylinsmith6921]

​@@carlcrossgrove9009The editing of the video was awful. The concept is fine, but it was not a fun one to watch. It felt very forced, like T&K felt pressured to be funny because an audience was there, rather than just being their silly selves. I didn't leave a comment, because enough people already had, but yeah. I don't necessarily disagree with the sentiment expressed there.

[@jezuszlodziej]

​@@kaylinsmith6921tbh yeah i was actually excited to see how it looked like, but the editing was very weird and like it was a very hard watch - like i think it works for the pod when they do it live, but netflix was a flop

[@marccardiff]

Beauty fades, but dumb is forever.

[@jkleins2869]

not even being slightly facetious when i say the pod is the highlight of my week, it could be 4 hours long and i would tune in

[@pinkfeet518]

a 4 hour ep would cure my depression tbh

[@PamelaBowsArt]

Katya’s straight voice is beetle juice

[@everythingchar635]

😂😂😂

[@coffeeonzeetele]

I love that Trixie has come out as a Brewster Projects girl

[@javierlopeztapia5588]

Byee

[@peggyliu8381]

Katya is spot on about the Asian "custom" of commenting about weight. It's socially acceptable and "normal" for people to comment on appearance/weight, not that it should be IMO

[@ghoulishtoad]

Yeah I remember I had a friend in 5th-7th grade who moved from Japan. I remember she made comments about my weight a lot and it would make me self conscious as a bigger girl. We were also kids and kids sometimes don't pick up they're hurting another kids feelings, esp when I would just joke back about how she needed to eat a burger or something since she was so skinny.

[@simplydejapi]

My family will comment on my weight as soon as I see them, no “hi how are you?” just “you gained weight” 😂

[@sketchtheparadigmyork1217]

Makes me think of Everything Everywhere All At Once

[@colt9836]

Is it malicious? Like, the society is "ew, you gained weight, ^fatphobic slur^," or more over the lines of commenting on a new haircut. If the former than yikes, if the latter than I just think it's weird and kinda inappropriate.

[@peggyliu8381]

@@colt9836 I don't think it's malicious, for the most part. But it's so normalized that people don't realize it's hurtful and ultimately unnecessary commentary

[@ryanbates4680]

This is a big day for Trixie! And also for Katya 😮

[@瀬戸咲紀]

katya's cover of before he cheats made me laugh so damn hard 💀 she's a lyrical genius fr

[@mnrzz92]

My 7 year relationship just ended and this is just what I needed to cope right now. This is getting me through some of my workday.

[@RedSpade37]

Damn, I commiserate. Every situation is different, but people have survived, and I survived, and I hope you do, too.

[@mnrzz92]

@@RedSpade37 thank you so much for this! I’m taking the time to heal and grow from this and better myself for (hopefully) my soul mate in the next relationship. Whenever I’m ready again. Dating at 30 is scary. So we’ll see :)

[@zombiesquirrels8D]

I feel this! Good luck!

[@horroradorer]

Just got dumped through text after a 3 year relationship. You’re with family. 🩶🩶🩶 wishing you hope for so much self-love and joy

[@colt9836]

​@@mnrzz92I see a cat so you betta get someone who appreciates your felines and your feelings.

[@tinyelephant7689]

I am going to need a Trixie & Katya "No Religions Matter in Heaven" merch line ASAP

[@nodatastored684]

Thank you for being here with your busy schedules and shows and lives Much appreciated ❤

[@emmagsfa]

HAHAHA i love trixie’s emotional connection to stanley tucci’s gay characters

[@r.a.l.l.l.a.r]

the decor is getting more and more intense every episode

[@nbtn]

love trixie’s goon face in the thumbnail

[@bread_dawg]

Goon Bater Ginsburg has arrived yes she has

[@jessepatterson632]

Trixie Goontel

[@Nonsense_thepodcast]

RUunion with Detox and Katya

[@georgiakuchinsky]

2005's The Cookbook by Missy Elliott is THE best studio album of all time and I'm thrilled the podcast started out this way

[@JadeyChi]

The Callback to trixie being from the Brewster projects almost made me spit my drink out

[@theNORAT22]

i adore the pod and the girls and i’m so happy to get to watch this every week

[@freudiannipslip]

"bang my 🐔 into his 👀" had me fucking gone, jesus christ. That and seeing the exact second Trixie realized how fucked the lyrics were had me fucking howling

[@allisona.9749]

“I don’t own *A* gun, let alone enough to necessitate a rack.” One of my favorite lines from that movie.

[@ravenswood118]

"Angels? You don't even have the angles on your side"

[@MariaBelova]

as a straight woman I find the fact that Brian thinks he cannot play a straight character and look attractive for his straight audience... cute, to say the least. Katya confuses the hell out of my straightness. Brian is a very attractive dude. Each of them Brians.

[@seevanhawkins4591]

Katya as Brian is very cute! I also have crushes on Bianca Del Rio and Sasha Velour out of drag.

[@MariaBelova]

@@seevanhawkins4591 I'm also very confused about Monet Exchange both in and out of drag

[@beckiwilliams5424]

I absolutely agree!!

[@faith8090]

katya/brian is literally my bisexual dream 😭

[@MariaBelova]

@@faith8090 god, I hope their assistant folks will read all of this and let Brian know that he's a total lady's man 😉

[@alicebarrett570]

Not sure why we're talking about eggnog in July but i'm intrigued to f**king find out.

[@smam5548]

it’s bc of the second most popular use naturally

[@jstamps9578]

Put these podcasts in a vault so future generations or alien overlords can experience and study human interactions.

[@blaineseverson8694]

Tracy always cracking up in the back kills me lol.

[@SpiderLily38]

Katya's version of "before he cheats" made we wheeze so hard , I love these two

[@slaphappybullet]

I was ready for Trixie to go into a deep dive of The Rehearsal. Because her Watchmen era is exactly how I feel about that show lol. Katya is right and Nathan Fielder is an icon.

[@bellalugrosi]

Trixie's outfit is EVERYTHING

[@laralelima]

Katya mentioning the tango in True Lies here, I remember when Violet and her did the tango in DR Season 7 and she mentioned this scene to Violet

[@youcare_somuch2433]

The laughs in the background give me life! I’d love to be in the room where T&K magic happens 😆😆

[@HayGurlHay]

I was an extra in this Stallone movie about driving. The dude was 5'6" TOPS and nobody was allowed to look him in the eyes lol

[@laurenashley90]

‘Honey you don’t even have the angles on your side.’ 😳🤣🤣

[@dominicfromgermany]

Based off of the thumbnail, either madonna stunned a new selfie or we are having weather yet again 💁‍♂️

[@charlottekendall2164]

No one will ever understand how amazing this pod is, earth, wind moving

[@siddheshgandhi7668]

I’m living for the fact that everything from the Nathan Fielder stuff to the Crank Anchor stuff and the little anecdotes in between are all repeated stories and nobody is clocking that 😂😂😂😂

[@ajayredonkulus6628]

"I would climb him like a redwood tree and suck out the sap. *squirrel noises*" Dead.

[@saddo.masochist]

"My favorite thing about eggnog is the notes of nut" - a straight person probably

[@SophhpoS30]

I would actually love new Katya’s music. Ding Dong is a forever favorite ❤️

[@nikitam7900]

35:15 "Early 2000s Mean Gay" is my new favourite character of Trixie's 😆

[@LifeRomanticized]

Katya talking about how she went to take the trash out in half drag and in a flannel from a boyfriend *uuunnnhhhh tongue out*, is the reason for me to exist.

[@Nemiah]

Trixie doing “Terry” sent me into orbit 🚀 😂🤣 along with the “gay voice affectation” just stupidly hilarious 😆

[@Imberis]

I'm going to be a gross double-commenter and say that I would genuinely enjoy a watch-a-long series with Trixie and Katya. Like a week ahead of time they tell us the movie, then they record them watching it like I Like To Watch but no edits, then we put that on while we also watch the movie. I know there's copy write issues and whatnot so it's probably a legal nightmare, but I think a ton of us would love that even though it sounds ridiculously complicated.

[@liznolan391]

I love listening to these rich famous successful beautiful women complaining because it reminds me that i too will complain about absolutely anything no matter how good life might be at any given time, love that for us 💅🏼

[@pinkfeet518]

i could have everything i ever wanted and i’ll still complain about something

[@heg203]

as a Kids in the Hall fan, Scott Thompson saying to Trixie about holding on to your comedy-gold friendship is so poignant. 😢

[@Olasempai]

the picture of katya behind trixie is killing me everytime they show her frame 😂😂

[@whitykitty2651]

i just found this wtf! this is exactly what the world needed. more trixie and katya.

[@t_ylr]

🎶Oh there ain't no other way🎶

[@pembrokelove]

Aint no straight people having sex with Katya and Teixie Mattel. 😂😂😂 I don't know why that made me laugh so damn hard.

[@moyaxoxo5923]

Not from lack of them trying to sex w Katya and Teixie Mattel 😂😂😂

[@KweenKimberly]

I still listen to ‘Ding Dong’ almost every time I drive my car…so Katya SHOULD make more music (I’ve kinda accidentally learned some Russian as well 🤷🏼‍♀️) My Trixie & Katya playlist is probably one of the best playlists EVER created by anyone, anywhere at any time

[@jdogross]

Pls bring back the hour and a half episodes thanks!

[@marnusjansevanvuuren2442]

Extra! Extra! Ooh there ain't no other way!

[@thefreefrogg4408]

No ads? the girls giving us pro bono today!

[@poprocks338]

katyas rendition of "before he cheats" has me SCREAM. ING.

[@LizzyDidntDoIt]

Thank the stars for this podcast. I’m on vacation with my elderly parents and Trixie and Katya ( always attracted to someone I can’t have 😅) are my comfort videos because this sh*t is wild. Vacation in Texas, visiting my elderly parents IN A FUGGIN HEAT WAVE!

[@briannak6595]

Oh my goodness, stay strong! 😂😂

[@LizzyDidntDoIt]

@@briannak6595 ALSO NO WIFI IN THIS HOUSE! on cellular data for 3 weeks in this hell sauna 🤣 thank you for your support

[@smam5548]

i believe in you mama! you can get through this! 😂🫡

[@LizzyDidntDoIt]

@@smam5548 I love this community. Y’all make me feel stronger. TY

[@smam5548]

@@LizzyDidntDoIt you’re so welcome dude! the community loves you right back ❤️❤️

[@alexandraw.4012]

I had to pause this a couple times to catch my breath. I was laughing so hard. I know the terms "hilarious" and "hysterical" are tossed around a lot. THIS was actually hilarious/hysterical.

[@ArkadianDream]

i'm just here thinking about trixie taking out the trash and getting her mail in drag like the girl next door and her neighbors seeing her and idk why it's so funny but i'm losing my shit

[@katie2123]

love tracey’s retelling of the phone call to the big and tall store

[@oliviaredwood]

the reveal that oh honey is from an old gay who can’t tell it’s about him? best thing i’ve seen all week and i MEAN IT

[@drillosophy1012]

Katya’s straight man voice sounds like the roach sugar guy from Men in Black.

[@tequilapapii5936]

*MELTDOWN is a hidden gem of Missy Elliott's. An ICON*

[@mbev1994]

The way I was cackling at the terminator conversation. “Wouldn’t you just let him kill you?”

[@AleCampos1294]

Tracy’s laugh in funny moments makes it even funnier

[@OdddChilddd]

Why did i just discover this podcast!?!?!? BRB finna watch every episode in 1 day

[@rascal_rae]

When I met Nick Swardson I talked to him like was "one of us" and he politely let me know he wasn't gay. I was so confused.

[@problematique9389]

Same girl. Same.

[@Ziggy-hy4fn]

First time watching all of it live! Great as always. Love you gals! 😍

[@sophiealexandra8052]

I live for the fact that we are now repeating praise about Nathan For You, of all stories they retell that is probably the craziest 😂

[@pnuthead13]

Oh Trixie. I’m similar in my communication. I don’t have a ton of emotional skin in the game when I’m answering questions or giving directions. I’m just trying to get work done. Mind you I’m never abusive or rude I’m just direct and decisive and apparently people need more emotion.

[@shalianasaharudin1402]

oooooh the pod is fully furnished this is a big day for them!

[@jacsctogra]

Omg, anyone else clock the portrait of Katya lurking behind Tracy in her frame? Katya needs one of the top half of Trixie's face behind her 😂

[@millasorensson]

The big and tall-story gets me every time

[@hollywoodcoach16]

Does Katya know Kylie Minogue is coming for her drag in her new video? 😂😂😂 Love you both!

[@mellalune]

Not Trixie getting the entire concept of The Terminator wrong. 😂

[@timmychamblee8027]

My new favorite thing about this podcast is the old lady Katya in the background

[@toxicallypink]

queens who like to watch: classics could be a great series

[@JustinFriello]

I LOVE hearing everyone laugh in the background. We need more interaction with the BTS folks.

[@sawrirocks]

This man child is making me feel anxious and I really needed you guys

[@sidbell2722]

40 minutes into every episode they start talking specifics about a different movie. I try to guess which movie they are going to talk about at the beginning of each episode

[@MadiFromMars]

No ads?! We are so spoiled.

[@charmainevillamin4658]

This episode was so fucking good. The tangent of the flaccid peen, I had to rewind just to laugh again and again

[@WreckageandDisaster]

The remix of before he cheats is so awesome haha

[@shortcake66]

I got to see the live ‘Bald and the Beautiful’ in London and can confirm that it was f*****g GREAT.

[@Nlikemike123]

Very thankful this exists u have no idea

[@MrStarfalleyes]

Shout Out To Bergen Norway!!!!!

[@Nonsense_thepodcast]

Mother, the movies are back,again!

[@ashleelarsen5002]

😮

[@kinseydunne]

my favorite parts are when they laugh in the background lol

[@anromeow]

the eggnog bit had me HOLLERING

[@Lindseydftba]

i don't why it started that way but i have a very strong appreciation for how much trixie loves missy elliot. truly retable content.

[@brinsonopinion]

This was unexpectedly needed today, thanks all!

[@Stewrodent]

25:48 Katya sounded like Michael Keaton in Beetlejuice 😂 I think it is possible

[@robbied9239]

Best present to get for my birthday! Thanks Trixie & Katya for making me laugh every week!

[@cassidym73]

Omg I neeeed Trixie and Katya to make reaction videos of Trixie watching Nathan for you for the first time 😂😂

[@Hemaglox]

29:17 this bit about the intersectionality of Magic Eye and gooning is so underrated

[@dianallamas7135]

Brian...Katya's laugh just kills me. Try listening to it on your earphone or earbuds. A whole different experience. Love you gays❤❤🎉