Proper Posterior Grooming Techniques with Trixie and Katya | The Bald and the Beautiful Podcast

[@Imberis]

Imagine listening to the audio-only version of this podcast and Trixie yells "FRAAAANCE!" into your headphones with no warning.

[@thomaskelliher]

I was listening to it while driving to work ☠️

[@ahoytherekaty]

I was watching and it still scared a fart out of me!

[@Imberis]

@@ahoytherekaty 🤣

[@leitmotif7268]

Mary I’m wearing headphones please give us the time stamp before I die of cardiac arrest

[@Imberis]

@@leitmotif7268 It's right around 4:35!

[@ra3mme]

Trixie’s energy level on this episode is off the walls, so much so that Katya even seems a little scared

[@MM-st2ke]

👀

[@nopejustnope]

A bit?

[@leitmotif7268]

@@nopejustnope a bit too much Sativa yea

[@RNCHFND]

@@MM-st2ke Don't judge

[@juliacastro8505]

Its the 10 energetic drinks she chugged lmao

[@eyesintheroad]

I cannot believe it took them 7 years to finally tell us how to be bald and beautiful down there

[@Danis46]

😂

[@elkenenvy]

End of 1st Ad Read: 2:16 End of 2nd Ad Read: 18:26 End of 3rd Ad Read: 37:36

[@leodricaprio]

bless

[@travisdavis1206]

Trixie screamed “FRANCE!!!” And I choked on my lunch in public.

[@psychedelicanxiety8011]

They went from a air conditioning podcast to a movie review podcast

[@jemdora]

Movie review? No. Doctor manhattan mention every episode lmao

[@greentea0956]

Literally rewatching this and Omg how do they turn to a movie review podcast so quickly it’s amazing

[@PeytonMillahhh]

I'm having a terrible day, came home, and sat down crying and immediately felt better seeing this was uploaded

[@katdimitriadis]

Pure relatability 💯💯 I hope you're feeling OK 💓💓

[@aidmar16]

As disabled gal who’s has suffered from chronic pain most of her life, I feel for you, Katya! So sorry this it’s happening, I hope the surgery goes smoothly and you have a speedy recovery. Will be sending lots of healing vibes your way. ❤️‍🩹

[@hifijunkieTX]

please never stop making these. i feel like im hanging out with friends when watching these and its so comforting.

[@ToddLamming]

Trixie not understanding sexuality outside of the bedroom is hilarious to me

[@ellellios]

One time on unhhhh Trixie said she got peed on for some White Castle and yet she still has the audacity to be surprised by everything that Katya says 😭

[@cheeseball94]

@@ellellios well, to be fair, white castle is really good

[@ellellios]

@@cheeseball94 No judgement! It’s just funny the contrast between the two lol

[@tatiannatownsend1531]

She’s slowly been revealing she’s lowkey bi but loves gay sex. Last week she said I wonder if I’m really gay

[@Sonsbitchesall]

I’m pretty sure she just didn’t understand the craziness of the situation that was being spoken of. Think about what Katya is saying🤣

[@cr8593]

This show is slowly becoming a retro movie review podcast 😊

[@nodatastored684]

That's why I posted about Kath and Kim.... It's for Katya to do a theatrical piece

[@bringitdanielle]

First it was covid, then HVAC, then moving house, now retro movies. lol

[@JonMeFree]

Slowly?

[@baiepragt]

And I hate it

[@baiepragt]

Stop the movie review shit. Don’t care for you name dropping between shitty ads. Too much? Sorry not sorry. Still Click immediately but am getting a bit annoyed

[@mallorykane2843]

i completely identify with belatedly wondering if your complement was a read, this is why i love you guys

[@C_M_R]

The Celine quote is even wackier: “To all the children and parents in the world. “ - so EVERYONE! 😂

[@tomvanvuren6028]

And just like that, all the childless adults died...

[@sam-sv2hl]

@@tomvanvuren6028 you're still the child of someone if you're an adult

[@jake.notfromstatefarm]

Kathy Griffin, ladies

[@katiegregs]

as a chronic pain and dysthymia subscriber I appreciate trixie bringing awareness to how they influence one another

[@Saxshoe]

Trixie with her legs up in the thumbnail... In front of God and Linda Evangelista

[@monteverde1729]

Also in front of Beyonce and her salad.

[@harleyraiyn2500]

this epi is underrated underviewed for being such a masterpiece

[@faealbahrani8821]

I'm so happy that these angels mentioned chronic pain and how it messes you up mentally and how healthy people take physical comfort for granted. I'm 34 and I have had chronic pain for 5 years now and nothing works, nothing helps, and the worse the pain gets the more depressed I feel. Thanks for mentioning it, where im from not even our doctors get it.

[@charlottestatham8524]

THANKYOU FOR TALKING ABOUT CHRONIC PAIN! I was a dancer, training full time in ballet and contemporary styles with the intention of going professional after graduation and then... boom, chronic pain and fatigue. A fibromyalgia diagnosis and joint wear and tear damage later, I'm now part time in a wheelchair, full time not able to walk more than a few steps unaided! it can change in a second! be grateful for being able to move, because let me tell you I miss it!

[@Katelyn.Eby1215]

Said it once I'll say it again, SO DAMN HAPPY TO HAVE WEEKLY PODS BACK. life is hard, the world is scary, having these 2 brings a lot of joy and odd comfort. Is it next Tuesday yet!?!?

[@turtlevlogs1062]

Sia made an ableist movie against autistic people with full knowledge of it's negative impact on the autistic community.

[@werewolf1301]

I was looking for someone else to mention it! I like, recoiled when I heared her name

[@szkri]

yeah, I kinda hate how Trixie keeps mentioning her like she's some god.

[@lucylastname]

as someone currently with a debilitating knee injury, thank you katya for your support

[@shreyakanaujia2032]

That look of Katya's at 5:59 is why I LOVE VIDEO PODAST

[@honeybadgergrrl77]

Katya, I have had two extensive back surgeries, I know how you feel about wanting the pain out of your body! It sucks so much and I'm so sorry you are going through this. Surgery was painful and boring, but in the end so worth it. It was actually crazy because after the pain I had been living with was gone, I kind of went a little coocoo now that it wasn't there to take up 99% of the focus of my life anymore. Good luck to you! Seeing you on tour was amazing.

[@billrtomison4440]

We’re not even 13 minutes into this s#|+ and I am SCREAMING SCREAMING SCREAMING the SIDE EYE when Trixie says “Diet Coke is DIFFERENT!!” Katya: (“oh, HERE WE GO, it’s gonna be THAT KIND OF DAY ISN’T IT, bitch??”)

[@hannasennott3714]

SAME omfg I cackled at the side eye

[@billrtomison4440]

@@hannasennott3714 it’s like, how is this not scripted or directed or anything? It’s P E R F E C T

[@cheyenneoakes3250]

Katya repeated what she says 2 or 3 times is my favorite character trait.

[@johnpinegar8027]

I love Trixie and Katya so much. That's all. ❤❤

[@justincannon4535]

Well that's all there is ❤❤❤

[@EzraSnow]

Once a week podcasts from our biological women is just what I need to get through my weekly existential crisis 😎

[@trixiekatya9323]

We're back to weekly! Spread the word, fine people!

[@deontekrauss]

A world renowned artist took note of your work and felt inspired to create. 10/10 compliment

[@longarmingbyjaclyn]

I feel like Trixie needs a bird that lives at the old apt/tb&tb studio or at trixie cosmetics. Like the "shop dog" but the office bird! David Silver can get over that!

[@doeeyes2]

Is his name really David Silver? Like 90210??

[@tyler5550]

like the bird from rocky

[@longarmingbyjaclyn]

The internet says so...

[@timothylippman9196]

I love the way the pod just took the first break on its own due to the nature of the conversation…hahaha

[@kevinshoop3346]

Trixie is the ultimate name-dropper

[@fionac360]

On a serious note, for once 😝, thanks for talking about chronic pain. You mentioned endometriosis in a former podcast and it just makes me feel seen and comforted that my favourites understand what we chronic pain sufferers go through. Katya I hope you can get your hip sorted out soon. I don't have what u have but my endo has grown into my right SI joint so I get hip and back pain to the extent of having to walk with a stick, so I can empathise with u too. 💛💛💛

[@supitskyle7832]

My mom had both her hips replaced in the span of two months by Dr Andrew Yun at Providence St Johns in Santa Monica. 2 days of recovery in the hospital then maybe another week or so at home and then she was mostly back to normal.

[@doeeyes2]

My moms going for the same surgery in June

[@dolarhydes]

My grandma had a hip replacement and was walking in less than a week. The healing process is so easy. Meanwhile I’m 20 and just had knee surgery and recovery has been ROUGH. But not having to deal with the chronic pain anymore has made it all worth it. I hope you can get some relief soon Katya!

[@Imberis]

Yes, the hip seems like it'd be awful but apparently it's not bad! My neighbor had both of hers done and she zooms around just fine now.

[@LemonSte]

Something they don't really tell you is that sometimes getting surgery when you're young can be worse for recovery. I had a surgery when I was 18 and my body was NOT HAVING IT - it rejected all the dissolvable stitches instead of absorbing them, for one. My scars took like a year and a half to fully heal and settle, I was constantly battling stitch rejections and irritation. I was told afterward that it's because at that age your body is trying really hard to heal things and sometimes it goes a bit overboard. The same thing happened with all my piercings too, I've managed to get my ear piercings to settle down after 10 years but I had to let the eyebrows piercing go

[@Katelyn.Eby1215]

Wishing you a speedy recovery friend!!!❤

[@ayydubs987]

speedy recovery 💜💜

[@dolarhydes]

@@Katelyn.Eby1215 thank you so much!!!

[@foxfoxfox1990]

Love them for talking at length a few episodes about the need to “wind down” for the audience and then never following through after that episode.

[@msdanielle6000]

Oh my god… in Hairspray, Edna says “…and my DIET pill is wearing off.” Not dog pill. Lol

[@alanefideler7234]

Let’s never forget the original beau-tuber, Jenna Marbles, did an entire video giving herself acrylic toenails. Dink dink ❤

[@wolfgangwolf5824]

Can she please return😭

[@alanefideler7234]

@@wolfgangwolf5824 I know, but herself as a person deserves to go back and be a person again.

[@doeeyes2]

She deleted all those "what a girls (nails, eyebrows etc) mean?" series. Apparently she was getting cancelled from trans people. Sometimes our community just takes it too far.

[@alanefideler7234]

@@doeeyes2 That's actually not what happened at all, but its definitely what the headlines read. I'm talking specifically about her putting acrylic nails on her toes, no added messages or anything. A bit of digging into the history of what happened when she left KZbin, it might help clarify that it was 100% her decision.

[@doeeyes2]

Well im just going by what she said in her final video and the reason why she took that series down. I know that wasnt why she left, i never said that was why... i said thats why she took down the "what a girls (blank) means..." She said it was because she didnt want to stereotype gender norms or come across as non inclusive of other identiies and such. I read comments myself from trans identifying/non binary people criticizing her snd that series for that exact reason. But please whats the real tea, spill it sis

[@vanessagrimston2668]

I know you guys have full and varied careers that bring joy to people in so mamy ways. However, I can't be alone in feeling what we really need is for you two to just take over the Today Show. Like 5 hours of just the two of you, doing whatever the hell you want every damn day. I for one, would get so much more done if I wasn't missing you all the time.

[@hellotamagochi677]

I need a Trixie and Katya Film Club!!! I’d subscribe to that real fast!

[@nousummertime9592]

Mmm Witches of Eastwick is a tough one to recast! The actors fit their parts like a glove!

[@LittleBirdASMR]

I love that they discuss a lot of relevant issues that doesn’t get brought up a lot, like chronic pain! Oh my god real women discussing real issues huntyyyy. But I did seriously love that Katya says she gave her body kisses while stretching. It’s actually very good for your mental and emotional health to show your body affection!!! Your body deserves to be loved at least BY YOU since you’re with it everyday❤

[@joeyhernandez5321]

This is truly the only podcast I still care about 😅

[@kristerlou18]

i never knew where this episode was going to go at every turn. how lovely ❤️

[@duuuumb]

start 2:11 break 1 18:26 break 2 37:35

[@kieran163]

i feel so seen with the chronic pain talk at the end. i’m only 16 but i have intense joint pain all the time, and it’s hard to do a lot of things i love, so my mental health really suffers. on bad days, one of the only things i can do is lay in bed and watch youtube, and i turn to this show a lot of the time. i rarely comment here but i just wanted to say thanks ❤

[@jastaykotuce2249]

Starts at 2:15

[@alenamiroff6661]

It's true, have to be overly patient with recovery and take it easy even if things feel ok. I've rushed twice with knees and had to start overt, and of course, arthritis doesn't help. Hope everything goes splendidly, and will think of you all the way - sending tons of love and warm wishes.

[@doeeyes2]

I did the same thing with my boob job 😂 lifting things, not wearing the right bra etc. I really regret it.

[@mindy561]

Katya, can you talk about how you love So I Married An Axe Murderer bc I feel like you quote from it often and it goes unnoticed

[@no1pinkjellybean]

I'm not a sexual person, but I absolutely love it when Katya talks about her sexuality (sliving)

[@user-ri2uj2ff9y]

creaming over weekly pod

[@masonisgrey]

(s)creaming!!!

[@lilo1019]

As a woman with chronic pain you guys are so right!!! These weekly episodes are making me so happy! ❤❤❤❤

[@brandon82841]

the way i let out the loudest OOP at the tom daley dustin lance black thing at the end

[@xItsbecky8x]

are we ignoring that trixie's impression of john travolta as edna was spot on orrrr

[@ohlookitsgabby_]

“We have to fake your birth certificate?” Katya really is Trixie’s ride or die ❤️🥺❤️ she said “well :/ guess we gotta go forge some legal documents!”

[@iiireeeneee]

These two are keeping me sane. I'm not joking

[@roxannetinch5552]

I just sincerely love Trixie and Katya! Thank you for y'all's content. ❤❤❤

[@mimosameltdown3796]

"You're that rock" - Katya about In the Tall Grass lololol

[@elis__nbnb]

These ladies are so funny, they get me cackling just by LOOKING at them. Their rapport, the faces they make at each other, the insane vocabulary. I love you girls so much

[@gothicbubbles]

Here for all of the Hairspray talk! ❤

[@starrr365]

The chaotic energy in this episode is next level

[@wilhelmpaulm]

This episode feels like a fever dream

[@TheChanning]

Katya could be a BEAUTIFUL singer

[@arit8381]

I attended the Wang Theatre show and you gals were FABULOUS!

[@ShanePuff]

I love Katya, but damn, she is BRAND new to this planet and life lol

[@ITSMRLADY]

Katya at 7:30 absolutely FOUL 💀

[@anonymixx8106]

11:03 i CACKLED at how genuinely traumatized that "oh my god" of Katya's sounded 😂😂😂

[@tawila7]

"I had it in while I was working out" 😂🤣

[@babygrinchbinch]

30:10 “looking like a german shepard shrink-wrapped in human skin” sent me into ORBIT

[@a_charb]

Yellow redbull is the literal lifeline ✨️

[@TheRichaLife]

“It’s not cringe to be grateful” ❤

[@Abby-kp7yg]

Currently manifesting strength and power thru this

[@magicalunicorn6480]

I would love to hear trixie and katyas thoughts on saltburn

[@Sam_virgo_96]

I need to see more films as I keep thinking Katya was making these quotes up 😂😅

[@mindy561]

She quotes from the Filum- So I Married An Axe Murderer alot

[@plasticjesus444]

hearing trixie and katya’s retro movie reviews just makes me want them as guests on the How Did This Get Made podcast even more. PLEASE MAKE IT HAPPEN

[@cheekynandosss581]

Omg YES

[@Luvmyadhd881]

I just rewatched season 7 and have been lmfao at Katya crab walking into the werk room. I couldn’t stop watching 🤣🤣🤣I missed that the first time I watched.

[@sydneybrandes2129]

Physical therapist in Southern California here 🙋🏼‍♀️ our practice does hip replacements all the time -can confirm that hip replacements are probably the easiest joint replacement to recover from

[@luginub]

Trixie having a group chat with Sia and Bob Hoskins is straight out of an upcoming Nymphowars episode I'm 99% sure

[@sarahjaded]

Reporting from Australia with a bad hip. They call the pain dancers hip and it literally feels like the grind of my joints moving can bring me to tears. But I still dance 🕺 Hope Katya gets her surgery soon!!!

[@ForyouREADS]

hearing u say belgium i was like omg they remember us and then I screamed at FURRAAHHNCEEEEE lmao

[@elmudd06]

TRIXIE IS RIGHT. I clean my husband's bathroom every other week and that shit is coated in a film of microscopic hairs from his shaver.

[@alexstieger]

This episode coming out was a holy mary for me i needed this and i love you

[@rachelkiely3206]

This episode was absolutely hatchet and I love it

[@elizabethcyr5508]

The way Trixie is levitating off the chair when the butt plug convo is happening has me dying

[@aaker6501]

I need a sound bite of “it’s not cringe to be grateful. It’s not cringe to be grateful”

[@stragh8er214]

gosh katya is GLOWING

[@SultrySole]

Katya has inspired me, I need to incorporate the phrase, “I sure the f$@k do” into way more conversations 😂

[@dayleoleary1947]

i’m so goddamn happy the pod is still going

[@emmiredlin4753]

It’s the laughter in the background for me

[@anonymixx8106]

Katya and I both always participate in this podcast in headphones. Trixie is seriously jump scaring us for the ENTIRE first 5 minutes of this episode 😂😂😂

[@lovejoyerniellettenorio4956]

Trixie yelling FRAAANCE jolted me back to reality Mama

[@SuZ4242]

❤*Healing vibes thur the Ether*❤ Bad hip and knee fer me 🙃 and I have lived with chronic pain since my first car accident in 1987. We are wired differently. You have to be in order to cope with constant pain. Unless you experience it, you can't understand it 😉 I hope your surgery is a great success! 😊

[@kayelanipalacios]

Wow. 3 weeks in a row! Aren’t we lucky

[@iAdriann]

The background laughter when Katya was talking about the plug 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@deligracy]

MAMA ❤

[@SleeplessEremite]

how can we get kelly mantle on the pod again? pretty please? 🙏🏼

[@slochinwahs333]

"This goes out to all the parents and the children" Kathy Griffin: that's just everyone right?

[@simplydejapi]

i totally forgot about the “FRANCE” thing thank you for reminding me trixie

[@MajidKhan-cy4mx]

I feel very attacked at the diet coke comment. So thank you Trixie for supporting the Diet Coke stans😅😅😅😅

[@nickc3657]

Katya’s gotta get the anterior approach done with a SEASONED surgeon. The recovery timeline is weeks instead of months.

[@duvanhaasbroek2437]

These two are in full force today. 🤣