"Trizonesien-Song" (Trizonesia Song) - Unofficial Anthem of Allied-Occupied Germany

With English and German Lyrics.
This version is Trizonesian-Song has an additional stanza.
"Preserving history through music."
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Description: "Trizonesien-Song" is a humorous German Carnival song written by Karl Berbuer in 1948. It took on the role of a frivolous national anthem substitute for West Germany at a time when there was no official anthem. The song is a self-deprecating, ironic statement of the three western zones' unsolved constitutional status while the three powers, the United States, the United Kingdom, and France, occupied the west of Germany.
Original Video: • Trizonesien-Song
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[@ArchivumMusicum21]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jX2WgYCvbdZmftU - Original Singer

[@luce_veritatis2412]

Thank you , it's so good

[@NorthernCorpt]

Epic video

[@User-A-F-I5I1218AUTTPAYFGA]

Danke Form Indonesia

[@ministeredesaffairesetrang5065]

WE'RE GETTING DIVIDED INTO 4 PARTS WITH THIS ONE 🗣🔥🔥🔥💯

[@Witness_KinmuGaiNoIshi]

This comment, which made me laugh, is now getting divided into four occupation zones.

[@bombercbc9431]

@@Witness_KinmuGaiNoIshi that's funny, mine is now being generally divided, into 2 main countries. which is (kinda. not really) crazy if you ask me

[@ajschannel162]

​@@bombercbc9431What's more funny, is that. We're united once again, under a Western government....

[@ImSorrowFilms]

I am the soviet zone

[@GuillermoMartinZegarraMartinez]

@@ImSorrowFilms Well im the saarland and I dont want to be french

[@Andreas-rm7yc]

It’s a brilliant Cologne Carnival song dealing with the post war situation in the satirical fashion typical for this genre. When the newly formed West German state didn’t yet have an official anthem, it’s first head of government, Konrad Adenauer, a former Cologne mayor, was received on his first state visit to Washington with this Carnival song which he took as a mockery or humiliation. That was actually his motivation in quickly having the third stanza of the old German anthem adopted as the new National anthem of West Germany

[@tantpis5943]

This did not happen at all. What Adenauer seems to have recalled once, off the record, is that this song was played as an impromptu German counterpart to the Belgian anthem at sporting event in the Cologne Stadium.

[@Gnarpy04]

Iaintreadingallat

[@tristenm1526]

This is actually really interesting. It’s a song that sums up the confusion and embarrassment, yet unfaltering pride and optimism, of the German people in the wake of WW2 and the Nazi’s collapse. It makes self-deprecating humour of their loss and division by the allied powers, but still aims for Germany to dust itself off and get back up again. Which Germany did, indeed, do.

[@florianluo8131]

I don't really see the embarrassment in this. This is portrays them as innocent people caught up in a game. Actually the "we're indeed not cannibals, but we're in fact good kissers" line very tasteless given this came out just two years after the last ppl were industrially murdered in camps.

[@onetrueyukariakiyama]

@@florianluo8131 oh no! Not the fifty-two gorillions!

[@clanker3967]

@@florianluo8131 How is it tasteless? Majority of German people had nothing to do with the crimes. It's not like the allies were innocent neither lol. Americans and the Soviets both had camps and more people died in the Soviet camps. Should we blame the entire Russian population for that? Stop blaming Germans just because of their leaders and because they are Germans.

[@florianluo8131]

@@clanker3967 Babes, this is THREE years after WWII with German society having to go through decades still of self-reflection and examining who did what and what enabled their elites to do what they did - and also terrible - what enabled a lot of Nazi elites to STAY important in West German society, such as judges, polticians etc. As a German myself this remains a very important aspect of modern German identity. We also have responsibility to keep the information on those crimes alive. - Singing a song basically stating "oh well, ooops, our bad. We are really nice, really, and now those diplomats are doing what they want with us" isnt going to fucking cut it. Not by a long shot. And it's endemic of the 50s and 60s were it needed a cultural revolt in the late 60s for this generation to do their effing homework and come clean. A sad reflection on the fact that bc of the looming cold war, a lot of war criminals were still amongst those people singing this gleefully as the US needed elites in place. As an example: There's gay people STILL in camps/prison in 1948 sentenced and upheld by the SAME judges as pre 1945. Yes. It's tasteless.

[@Volkig]

They're a liberal satilite state

[@pacjenthdmapping9719]

Fun fact: Poland also had it's own occupation zone in Germany within the british occupation zone. The occupied zone was just a city - Haren which was named for the occupation time "Maczków" it existed from 1945 to 1948, and later on the old city name was brought back.

[@fidus868]

Poland occupied Schlesien, Hinterpommern, Ostbrandenburg and Südostpreußen and annexed it after Stalin allowed it.

[@dr.draces8855]

​@@fidus868You meant Zabłębie, Pomorze, Pomorze Gdańskie, Wielkopolska, Warmia and Mazury?

[@wallord2435]

@@dr.draces8855ale ty wiesz, że to są nazwy tych samych regionów, tylko po Niemiecku?

[@olekcholewa8171]

They also trolled Krauts living there big time, like sticking signs "Only for Poles" on the restaurants and Cafés as a joke to what Germans did in Poland

[@dr.draces8855]

@@wallord2435 wiem ale on to mówił w nacjonalistycznym kontekście

[@SulphuriclyKryptical]

Dr. Ludwig, a channel about german classic, patriotic, folk and popular music gives us a bit of context about this song: "As you might know, Germany was divided into four occupation zones after WW2: The French zone (South-West + part of Berlin), the British zone (North-West + part of Berlin), the American zone (South-East + Bremen + part of Berlin) - and the Soviet zone in the east that would later become the German Democratic Republic. From 1945 to 1949, there were only these zones and no fully legitimate German state. But in 1947, the American zone and the British zone were (in some administrative aspects) merged into the so-called "Bizone" to create a more cohesive state-like entity. And in 1948,the French zone (minus the Saarland) was added as well, thereby creating the "Trizone" as a project of cooperation. All three parts of the Trizone were given the same currency, a new German Mark, in June 1948. These were important steps on the road to a new (West) German state, but the Trizone still wasn't a real nation. This song was written by Karl Berbuer, a musician from Cologne (British zone). In 1947, he overheard somebody use the word "Bizonesien" (Bizonesia), a little ironic wordplay to make the Bizone sound like some exotic country. The song was first performed on November 11, 1948 - this is an important date, since November 11 marks the beginning of the German carnival season, the Rhineland and especially Cologne being the biggest hub of it. With its merry melody and ironic text, the song was perfect for the carnival season, as it expressed a certain distance to the war and was meant to encourage listeners to laugh about their own situation, which is exactly what carnival is about. 1948 was the first official carnival season after the war, and many people celebrated in their still destroyed cities. The song quickly became a hit and remained popular well beyond carnival. Since Germany was no official state at that time, it also had no national anthem. Due to the high popularity of this song, it ended up being used as the replacement for a national anthem at various occasions, for example athletic events. Even the occupation powers played the song themselves, although they were mistrustful about it at first, since it was deemed to be a sign of revanchism."

[@SubidubidubiDu1]

And this is how Germany became Costa Rica.

[@RandomSanti]

Fr

[@Best-Arc]

​@@RandomSanti bro what is that flag in youre Profile

[@nyrrv]

@@Best-Arc teenager probably trying to be edgy, that is a wacky flag though

[@originalcomment4818]

Like kaiserredux but the inverse happened.

[@SubidubidubiDu1]

@@Best-Arc A fuse of German and Japanese Empire fIag?

[@TroyDaboi2005]

this deserves to be an event song in HOI4 after WW2 (german defeat)

[@thechto-to3151]

I can imagine a TNO-esque super event with this song

[@TroyDaboi2005]

@@thechto-to3151 a coup in burgundy and France leads the old free France back to its homeland, making the French state retreat to French Algeria and with a soviet victory in Siberia leads to the Ural states being overrun, applied with a giant slave revolt. England, uniting Britain and seeing a democratic change in Ireland. calls for the end of Germany, speer, the new Führer, decides to sign a paper, treaty, Russia reforms itself, independent from Germany, the Dutch, now more liberal, takes Belgium and Luxembourg forming the Benelux, this peace is short lived though, as more slave states in the east revolt and causes the OFN to quickly rush the west of Germany, leading to similar borders of 1946, at end the German state is.. unsure, the rebels gladly handed over the eastern part of Germany as they wanted to enter negotiations of either democratic or communist forms of countries, forming the Warsaw pact, this of course ends in a new three way cold war, the rest of fascism, or rather new third world, the soviet bloc, the second world, and of course the OFN, the first world. I think that's how it can work out

[@spilledmilk5743]

​@@thechto-to3151same

[@G3rm4n_FR13S]

this song should be more well-known. it is such a great song and almost none of the population know of it.

[@der_Hague]

definition of "oopsies"

[@castelia2316]

eto... bleh 🤪

[@lava_guy_official]

yep

[@JoshSonic]

Around a minute in, I find it funny how instead of a Soviet flag in the Soviet occupation zone, it's a National Bolshevik (Nazbol) flag

[@ArchivumMusicum21]

I mean, its a map with German language on it..

[@littleantukins4415]

CLASS AND NATION! CLASS AND NATION!

[@Rebcap05]

@@ArchivumMusicum21 What does that even mean?

[@robykore]

Its edited btw, ive seen the original with the normal ussr flag

[@leonamvonborowsky7559]

Bro, that is East Germany's Socialist Republic flag. Nazbol ideology would only develop properly later on, as a grave misinterpretation of marxism-leninism coupled with chauvinist and reactionary ideology.

[@Unaakite21]

I've never heard this rendition before it's nice

[@SouthRing_Scratch.]

This is honestly now one of my favorite songs, very catchy!

[@karpi470]

If I recall correctly, it was written as a carnival song. German/Rhenish carnival culture is deeply tied to satire an cabaret.

[@iljoker4697]

imagine being a German soldier who spent more than three years in the cold on the Soviet front and arriving in Germany in 45-46 and hearing this anthem 💀

[@Galaxy-tm5ev]

NAH 💀💀💀

[@kingcrafteroderderfahradtu7331]

As if any of those made it back

[@iljoker4697]

@@kingcrafteroderderfahradtu7331many yes

[@peg2legs90]

@@iljoker4697 A German soldier returning to Germany under Soviet occupation?? no

[@peterlemcwilli9203]

45 was still war. Even after peace declaration.

[@whenthe1999]

Every other comment: Normal My comment: This is the Nazi outro

[@aaroncabatingan5238]

What was the intro?

[@mcloughlinguy4127]

@@aaroncabatingan5238Erika

[@slavicdripdogman5969]

Erika

[@republicofdegenerocita8704]

Nah this is more of a FGR intro

[@1MalaysiaAmsyar_Official]

​@@aaroncabatingan5238 Horst Weasel Lied/Die fahne Hoch

[@wollebay]

I have never heard of this before but I quite like it.

[@angelakretschmer5037]

Wieder so ein schönes flottes Lied. Finde ich prima, da kommt man so richtig in Stimmung.

[@user-sk2vy5kq2i]

This song is so fun and chill❤❤❤ Thanks for it❤

[@channel_weidu]

why is this so catchy

[@CelestialBro]

Underrated channel

[@ArchivumMusicum21]

Sub for more :)

[@Eroica_Under_God.15.18]

FORGET HORST WESSEL LIED, FORGET KANYE AND CARTI. THIS IS ON FIRE 🗣🗣🎵🎵💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪

[@mokla_]

WE ARE MAKING IT OUT OF THE CURTAIN WHIT THIS ONE 💪🏃🏃☑️🔉❌❌

[@Bunnyfrompiggy]

WE BOUTTA GET SPLITTER TO EAST AND WEST WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@AlxzAlec]

How the hell do they have an anthem while being occupied? Such a short amount of time and they made an anthem?

[@juwebles4352]

It was never official, it did get played at a few sporting events though, for instance It was played at a cycle race in Cologne in 1949 at the awards ceremony. The Belgian military officers present stood up and saluted, believing that it was the german national anthem.

[@da_hias305]

It was a carnival song

[@Despotic_Waffle]

A guy wrote it

[@AlxzAlec]

@@Despotic_Waffle OHHHHHHHHH

[@seronymus]

@@da_hias305 so they basically went Joker mode

[@johnfitzgeraldkennedy5076]

I like how the Germans have been defeated and are just like “what are you gonna do?”

[@electroofficial-kst3523]

First time listening: what and where tf is Trizonesia? Second time listening: Hei-di-tschimmela-tschimmela-tschimmela-tschimmela-bumm!

[@Desepted]

wtf?? costa rica takes over germany???

[@Deltasquadformingup]

? what? No I'm assuming the flag is a mix of UK,USSR,France, USA and Poland

[@buddylm]

​@@Deltasquadformingupit's a joke, the thought of Costa Rica annexing Germany is humorous

[@letsplaypetrus4802]

@@Deltasquadformingup Its the C-Pendant with swallow tail (a naval flag) that German ships used to indentify themselves, because under international law they needed a flag but obiviously couldn't use the old one and new one wasn't established yet. It wasn't used as a national flag for the western allied occupation zone but nowadays many use it as such.

[@luce_veritatis2412]

It's really beautiful❤

[@thienquang_thienhan7]

Thanks , German people , for this pretty song❤

[@Akwalien]

gern geschehen

[@thedestroyerofopinions1321]

I think you mean Trizonesians 😏

[@judeknowles2319]

UnIronically Fire 🔥🔥🔥

[@luce_veritatis2412]

Thank you, this song is so fun and good.❤

[@norway.circle]

Ya

[@theultimatefreak666]

>>tri >Uses the borders of the FOUR occupying powers Trizone is the part that would become west-germany seperate from the saarland and the soviet occupation zone. The seperation is because the three that are part of it had been given some unified economic stuff... Can't remember it exactly, but It was the bizone before france joined the pact and the Bizonal Economic Council was a pretty big thing in laying the groundwork for the new west-germany we got

[@luce_veritatis2412]

Danke

[@G3rm4n_FR13S]

i ended up singing to it-

[@mikeor-]

This was actually only the unofficial anthem of the British, French, and American Zones (Trizonia in 1948). In the Soviet Zone, the Germans actually sang the anthem of the USSR... in German! And let me tell you, as the grandson of people who lived under Joseph Stalin, the Soviet Anthem doesn't sound as well in German as it does in Russian.

[@maximusthezoura]

lol that's pretty funny

[@donjuanmckenzie4897]

This is the most depressing thing I have ever witnessed

[@Fabriscius]

The Austrian Painter left the chat*

[@geotanker7513]

Cool bro

[@ArchivumMusicum21]

thanks tanker

[@geotanker7513]

@@ArchivumMusicum21 np i have second channel too

[@geotanker7513]

@@ArchivumMusicum21 for anthems

[@kevincastillomorales4858]

Costa Rican Germany

[@leon1x1]

This has no right to hit THIS much

[@Tonmi_Pasoy]

oh the modern version

[@Svistov]

1:07 he used an edited map, if you put a frame of the video without captions in Google lens, you would see that the nazbol flag was artificially put there.

[@kanaxu1747]

Did anyone here also notice it's melodical similarity to the Soviet Air Force march, or also the Kampflied der Nationalsozialisten in which the Nazis adapted the Soviet melody

[@gehtdichnixan1057]

Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland.

[@DionysianLovecraftian]

Lustiges Lied

[@Speedcubeinfozilelai]

1:09 wondering what's the symbol in the Ussr flag

[@stefan111999]

from 1948

[@dimamatat5548]

1:02 Why is the Nazbol flag used instead of the Soviet one?

[@IMCYT]

To my German friends, I wanna ask some questions, - 2:26 Why does "Er hat kuktur, er hat auch geist" translates to something like "He has culture, he also has spirit" but why does the word "geist" refers to intelligence rather than spirit on the english lyrics? - "Wir haben Mägdelein mit feurig wildem Wesien" What does "Wesien" mean here? Google translate nor search helped, My guess is "beast"? Like "wildem Wesien" means "Wild beast" - "Darin macht keiner ihm was vor" I don't understand this sentence word-by-word

[@ewrrsdadbv3898]

1. Geist can mean spirit and intelligence. It depends on the particiular sentence. For example ,,Er hat einen wachen Geist" means he is smart not he is a ghost. 2. It is Wesen not Wesien, he says it different because of the theme of the song, you couldnt now that. Wesen can mean many Things ,in this occasion it means behaviour. He means the girls are pretty wild and funky. Wild beast is not entirely wrong. 3.,,Darin macht ihm keiner was vor ". He is very good in this activity and nobody/few are better than him . Stay safe

[@hansworthe]

@@ewrrsdadbv3898 Wow German words have many meanings

[@ewrrsdadbv3898]

@@hansworthe Not all but some ,yes. Especially in a lyrical context.

[@IMCYT]

@@ewrrsdadbv3898 Ahh thank you very much! About the last one, I am not sure how every word adds up to that sentence as a whole, would you mind explaining about it a bit more?

[@fragdoch-nicht1290]

​@@IMCYTIt just means "we have fiery women" or "women with a fiery character" . Wesen could also be translated similar to "character"

[@emperorshowa8842]

Long live free Germany!

[@silentkid2924]

JA hail auch😊✋🏻

[@emperorshowa8842]

@@silentkid2924 Yes 👍

[@VladimirPolucksky]

the first background the east map but the soviet flag.. : "Nazbol"

[@Bolivian05]

Very accurate to Modern Russia

[@Pups-Mops]

​@@Bolivian05no because russia a liberal state like eu. Because russia have alot of migrants and lgbt peopel. And it sad

[@Otkluchil_Uvedi_o_kommentah]

@@Bolivian05 нет, Российская власть ненавидит коммунизм

[@littleantukins4415]

NAZBOL GANG CLASS AND NATION GAMING GAMING

[@WRSpiral]

⁠​⁠​⁠@@Pups-MopsRussia is abso-fucking-lutely not liberal with that tsarist-wannabe in charge.

[@rabniscraft1804]

Is a better anthem then the current one since you can sing the full song without going to jail

[@florianluo8131]

You don't go to jail it's just not sung. It's just frowned upon.

[@rabniscraft1804]

@@florianluo8131" Das Bundesverfassungsgericht hatte in einem Urteil im März 1990 entschieden, dass das ganze Lied - also auch Strophe eins und zwei - unter dem Schutz der Kunstfreiheit interpretiert werden darf. Strafrechtlich geschützt ist allerdings nur die dritte Strophe." To sum it up, yes you can sing the full anthem but only the third anthem is protected by law so that can change any time and trust me, it will my guy

[@G3rm4n_FR13S]

@@rabniscraft1804wait there is a third anthem

[@rabniscraft1804]

@@G3rm4n_FR13S Sorry, mistranslation, I meant 3rd verse

[@Komotau4691]

There is also alternative Trizonesien song from same era with different lyrics about German generals and if you sing it you should be in jail also I think :D

[@banana_man_101]

why is the soviet zone represented by the nazbol flag

[@jaymudd2817]

Lucius Clay dances the Polka.

[@Turtleboilol]

The start reminds me too much of Erika… And honestly it makes this song better! Erika is a beautiful song, and it would be nice to know if this song’s beat is inspired by Erika.

[@void_box]

Kind of curious. I understand the song’s origins, but not the Blue White and Red flag on screen. Can anyone point me in the right direction? Thank you.

[@mobiletaskforceepsilon1172]

It was the flag of the German occupation IIRC

[@danilanik-limedude]

🟦 ⬜ 🟥 ⬜ 🟦

[@Fenrir_Lokisson]

⬛ ⬜ 🟥

[@0o.sero.o0]

I Love Trizonesien‼️💝🇺🇸🇬🇧🇫🇷🇷🇺🇩🇪

[@josef1391]

Well i don't and im glad i get to live in a sovereign state that is the 3rd largest economy

[@0o.sero.o0]

@@josef1391YES❕🇩🇪

[@extazy9944]

​@@josef13914th largest

[@manojoogo5003]

Nope, we overtook Japan and are the 3rd largest economy now.@@extazy9944

[@ache7777]

👍👍👍🙏🙏🙏🙋‍♂

[@nolanmaisey]

Nazbol East Germany at 1:00????

[@theultimatefreak666]

Lol, didn't catch that. Yeah the Atlanta map on which this seems based has the hammer and scythe in black instead of adding yellow but it's in the corner and there's no white circle, aside from that the American occupation zones in Bremen and Bremerhaven are closer to accurate (actually too small to be properly shown on map) This is some "what if [x] happened in WW2?" Stuff... Which also slipped into an article by the german federal department of education

[@VIA_hammershal]

when i am listening i imagine the gue'vesa regiment marching with freshmade pulse rifles on their shoulders and chanting the warhammer version of this song. "Wir sind zwar keine Menschenfresser...." because the tau-seized human planets resembled me a 40k version of DDR

[@madebychurchill1933]

Syo who's that small country on USA and france

[@Indian_Marschall]

Saarland

[@madebychurchill1933]

@@Indian_Marschall ty

[@Indian_Marschall]

@@madebychurchill1933 welcome

[@Davidoro_Mapping]

i thought it was the anthem of Germany in costarican 💀

[@Adriano993]

I dont want to be act smart, so ill say nothing

[@OFFIZERANTIDUOLINGO]

🇨🇷

[@MCDreng]

This is only about the 3 Western zones. The USSR's portion was already separating culturally into what would become East Germany. Edit: their anthem in this pre-GDR time was, de facto, the Soviet national anthem (with fresh German lyrics)

[@Nicoder6884]

That's why it's called *Tri*zonesia

[@traiangabriel7769]

Cool song but what is the name of it?

[@awfulzed]

it’s in the title… it’s just called the trizonesia song

[@traiangabriel7769]

@@awfulzed i was sarcastic lol

[@jojomom445]

FF tactics and then

[@dddnov259]

Why nazbol flag?

[@CheesiusCaesar69]

Imperial German Songs, Nazi Songs, and Post-Nazi Songs, still all talk about women all the time lmfao

[@makutas-v261]

Not a single lie was uttered...

[@algeriangerman]

I thougth he want to say "ein kleines Blümlein"

[@ThreeIrishMen]

not everything german is nazi

[@unsuisseegare1291]

So original

[@matthewjabeznazario8769]

So funny!

[@Hendwiger]

Why there's the National-Bolshevik flag instead of the Soviet, on the german map? Like i think they should know how the Soviet Union flag looks like... Anyways this song is pretty catchy.

[@caliboy09]

I didn’t know Germany was colonized by Costa Rica

[@duckipa8488]

lol as a german ive never heard of this

[@thorbenlanzrath1026]

Well, it was once played when Adenauer visited the US. He was so infuriated about the absence of a "real" national anthem of the new-born Federal Republic of Germany that he started the process of finding one, resulting in our national anthem as it is today.

[@bananenmusli2769]

Mir wurde es damals im Geschichts-Unterricht gezeigt

[@juwebles4352]

it makes since It was never official, it did get played at a few sporting events though, for instance It was played at a cycle race in Cologne in 1949 at the awards ceremony. The Belgian military officers present stood up and saluted, believing that it was the german national anthem.

[@seronymus]

@@thorbenlanzrath1026 they should have chosen a new one

[@Komotau4691]

As German you never heard about many important things in history I think because of agenda :D

[@republikakadiristancountry1999]

💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️

[@punk4eva]

sa

[@ArchivumMusicum21]

ed

[@volumist]

1:07 Holy shit nazbol flag

[@A.ikiadis1264]

The one thing Trizonesians had that todays Germans dont have is a sense of humor

[@OmskHmmmmmmmrahhh]

Lol

[@pp-bb6jj]

Entire world: Weeps.

[@aaroncabatingan5238]

The entire world was celebrating during this time

[@pp-bb6jj]

@@aaroncabatingan5238 No it wasn't Aaron. You aren't entire world.

[@Snezit]

Split berlin is so cursed

[@OmskHmmmmmmmrahhh]

Just imagine walking forward and you end up in the ussr and walking backwards you end up in Britian

[@outerspace7391]

Ok to be fair that really doesn't resemble a national anthem

[@brittakriep2938]

Was only used as SUBSTITUTE for a national anthem at few events.

[@vladimirjokanovic6462]

Und jetzt hat man Euronesien 😜

[@donnyreuvers9588]

Ah, German songs being unable to praise the looks of the women... classic.

[@KidDiddler666]

Alternatively you could have played the anthem of Israel,not a big difference between that and modern Germany.

[@minchy9094]

Thought Costa Rica annexed Germany

[@vierfach4407]

third reich (bad ending) end credits song

[@prolebenz251]

It is the 2nd half of the 1940s: large parts of the world lay in ashes in the biggest most terrible war in human history is over a new time has begun man has gained the potential to destroy himself. Meanwhile cologne:

[@superfluo6249]

"we're indeed not cannibals, but we're in fact good kissers" Germans being the most cannibal people in the world:

[@derDeutsche-mh2zj]

Source?

[@fragdoch-nicht1290]

​@@derDeutsche-mh2zjSoße,zu Mensch?Nein ich denke er bezieht sich auf Meiwes..oder Krull..oder Haarmann...ein bisschen ist wohl was dran😅

[@inesschulz9326]

PISSNELKE🤣

[@frankgunold268]

1:15 Nicht Richtig ! Wie die Wikinger kein neues Land entdeckten Kolumbus war nicht der Erste, der sich geirrt hatte. Denn ganze 500 Jahre vor Kolumbus haben schon die Wikinger eine ähnliche Reise auf sich genommen und sind ebenfalls auf den amerikanischen Kontinent gestoßen.07.06.2023 Tatsächlich "entdeckte" Christoph Kolumbus vor Vespucci Amerika, daher wäre es eigentlich naheliegender gewesen, dem Kontinent seinen Namen zu geben (immerhin wurde aber Kolumbien nach dem Entdecker benannt). Da jedoch erst Vespucci bemerkte, dass es sich um einen neuen Kontinent handelte, wurde ihm die Ehre zuteil.22.02.2012

[@ronaldhui3663]

Trizonia? Soviet Union, US and UK How about France? *sad french voice*

[@DerCent161]

Trizonia refers to the UK, US and France not the USSR

[@xenophon3270]

Immer noch unsere Hymne, und zwar so lange bis wir wieder frei und unabhängig werden mit einer echten vom Volk in Freiheit erstellten Verfassung.

[@Galaxy-tm5ev]

Real

[@hansilein7588]

Und mit den Gebieten im Osten, die wir noch befreien müssen.

[@ghize8347]

Wann wird Dein Hirn endlich frei von Scheiße?

[@mh-no5it]

What were Germans expecting from being on the losing side of the biggest war the world has ever known?

[@hansilein7588]

Britain and France lost just as much.

[@markgarrett3647]

Kid gloves just like before.

[@cafekaskada9290]

They were actually planning to win the war

[@placeholder51223]

ㅤ

[@jimmypetrock]

cool day today today is great greatness is in the eye of the beholder beholders never die die in a car car roll die die fall falling down down we go go home home is gone gone is wife wife is dead dead is internet internet must have answers answers not found found help help died died in car car is broken down downtown town is sad sadness sadness is end of life life is gone gone is love love is for devil devil tortures torture forever forever sad sad sad sad.

[@Eroica_Under_God.15.18]

?

[@cyborghobo9717]

​@@Eroica_Under_God.15.18that's we after WW3

[@ssmoke9489]

the destroyers of Germany

[@keanux5906]

Modern Germany: *has the 3rd largest economy in the world and is a very important country of the EU*

[@AmirSatt]

The nazis? Of course they are

[@Sphrerikal]

The nasis sure were my friend!

[@derDeutsche-mh2zj]

​@@keanux5906It is culturally, politically and ethnically destroyed.

[@keanux5906]

@@derDeutsche-mh2zj I'd have that rather than my dead family (I'm not German)

[@lordedmundblackadder9321]

And we'll do it again if the Krauts get uppity!

[@hismkrv]

💀

[@thoorwulfn9z383]

Which country are you from?

[@BigKnecht]

​@@thoorwulfn9z383he's a brit that thinks britians involvement in WW2 mattered. They are really proud of being americas dick sleevr.

[@crocodileguy4319]

bro you can't even touch your toes, you ain't doing shiii

[@robproductions2599]

im still mad they lost

[@keanux5906]

​@UltrainstinctHeinzGuderianLook at your name and pfp Did you? Now please shut up

[@person9313]

>Nazi general pfp

[@littleantukins4415]

​@UltrainstinctHeinzGuderianit's not a warcrime if you lose, unfortunately you did not win

[@Svistov]

​@UltrainstinctHeinzGuderianno wonder the fascists lost if this is the best they could come up with.

[@nyrrv]

@UltrainstinctHeinzGuderian Yeah, you're right; fascism was just ineffective -- tons of worker strikes, resistance in occupied territory, and vying for power among leaders weren't great for stability in the long run. also actively fucked itself over in scientific progress in the long term by murdering a bunch of intellectuals, purging scientific knowledge for ideological reasons, and brainwashing the population to hold support the same ideals of the party from birth. With fewer unique viewpoints, they would have had fewer unique ideas and probably would have lost to any country with larger free markets, greater social freedoms, and as a bonus, tons of European intellectual refugees. The US would always outpace such a Germany in scientific progress, which means a lot if it's like first-strike capabilities. The only fascist country that prospered in the end was the one that never made enemies with the West.

[@imnothuman5375]

i fucking hate this song

[@Gidochrome]

Why?

[@ratapaloma]

No one cares to be frank

[@Fenrir_Lokisson]

Schrecklich

[@Fenrir_Lokisson]

🤢

[@boris335]

Gods.... making a song about the people occupying you. Fucking hell I hate this

[@ArchivumMusicum21]

The song is supposed to be satirical, but the lack of proper anthem made this song a de facto one

[@abandonthis]

Much more worse to be under N*zi occupation

[@wollebay]

Just goes to show how superior German humour is.

[@conrailquality1999]

As a German, I don't see what's wrong with it, it's a good song.

[@theotherohlourdespadua1131]

If you're that angry, get a time machine, set it in 1947 and tell Karl Berbuer - Cologne's premier carnival singer and composer of this famous Carnival song - what you want...