Trombone section suicide routine

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The China Spring Cougars hosted the Addison Christian Academy Trojans on Friday, September 7, 2018. The Cougars managed a win 13-10. The game drew a lot of fans because the coach of the Trojans is NFL hall of famer Mike Singletary. During the game, the Cougar trombone and drum sections gave a performance of their "suicide" routine. The crowd loved the precision and skill that the drums and trombones displayed.

[@ThomasG_]

Cause of death: blunt force traumba

[@jae8397]

i hate youuu 😭😭😂😂 traumba lmaooo

[@ThomasG_]

@@jae8397 thanks 😂😂😂 I hate myself

[@jae8397]

@@ThomasG_ noo 😂

[@lynnor9435]

Fucking TRAUMBA IM LOSING MY SHIT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bidisaster4343]

THAT WAS THE -WORSE- BEST TROMBONE JOKE I HAVE EVER HEARD, AND I PLAYED BAND FOR 4 YEARS WITH A CORNY BAND TEACHER.

[@MattNeufy]

The fact that they don’t even need to hit a single note to steal the show

[@RayfordRaySiegel]

......?

[@anthonygutierrez5014]

They didn't play at all, yet they stole the show

[@maxbrunette1737]

murca

[@MattNeufy]

@@maxbrunette1737 Fuuuuck yeeeaahhhhhh

[@randomdude1890]

Percussion: ._.

[@UnashamedFollowerofChrist]

• Band Director: "I don't want to hear a SINGLE NOTE while I'm gone! Understood? Behave yourselves, I'll be right back!" • *_The entire class as the band director leaves the room for .015 nanoseconds:_*

[@janiellehannon2841]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@ejjkejjejej8346]

God bless everyone ..,

[@LexTorres787]

this happened in my class except when the band director left to make a quick call a student pissed in his drinking jug and so he had a refreshing drink waiting for him back at his seat.

[@MysticGacha]

“I don’t want to hear a SINGLE NOTE” Drumline: guys it’s fine as long as we play Double Strokes the whole time they won’t notice 😎

[@wutamidoinghere]

@@LexTorres787 AY TF

[@midnightlimelight8927]

*"Son, how did you get a black eye?"* The kid: *Well you see...*

[@cadenceframe2141]

Heh heh, see... when he has a black eye

[@AlMcpherson79]

The Kid: "We were dancing with the trombones and got hit at the game." The Mother: "Hold On, did one of the players hit you? I'm calling the principle!" The Father: "Now Now I'm sure getting hit with the ball was just an accident-" The Mother: "That big bruiser aint no Accident from a Ball, someone punched my son! Where's the phone?" The Kid: "It wasn't a ball, it was a tromb-" The Father: "Hold Up, someone hit you with your own instrument?! I knew the players bullying the band kids was a thing in my day but the most I ever did was putting lipstick on the mouthpiece! Honey, the phone's in the kitchen!" The Mother: "Got It... And Honey, That Trumpet musician just looked GORGEOUS in my Lipstick! Back in our day, they did bullying PROPER." The Kid: "What??" The Father: "I know, so many games the band were late because they had to clean their , eh, 'instruments'. No one wanted to see them anyway, they wanted cheerleaders like your mother, or watch the game, I ws the star Quarterback. Never saw the crowd cheer for a band, ever. It just wasn't done." The Kid: ".... Uh..."

[@Walkerbtween]

"Well, one day, at band camp..."

[@nikkovalidor4890]

rule one of band club..

[@tj1lincoln182]

You see what had happened was we were at school and I went to band and uhhh.....

[@Pikachu-uc1ub]

as a trombonist, i’m worried for the trombones, not for the trombonists.

[@Archangel714]

yea

[@ghostpepper1212]

Especially the America one that thing looks expensive

[@abiqail159]

yeah.

[@person3271]

@@ghostpepper1212 I actually think it's a pbone which is a platic trombone, usually they are about $100, while conventional trombones are like 1,000. Of course the customization would've cost extra

[@person3271]

@@ghostpepper1212 nevermind just rewatched and the inside is brass, yeah that's expensive as shit

[@kevinarthurjr4006]

Was anyone else actually expecting some insane trombone playing?

[@hamcodeword4064]

Yea but I still wasn't disappointed lol

[@Junr-lc7no]

Looks crazy af

[@tuhmater2985]

These are what suicides are. You can see why they’re called that.

[@Mo-zv5yc]

Me, but this opened my eyes to something new

[@tylernelson310]

@@tuhmater2985 can you? They all seemed fine by the end

[@orangefox6029]

The drummers in the back occasionally chuckle, and I assume it’s because they’re having flashbacks to the moments during training where the trombone players would always accidently hit each other

[@fishyman8585]

I will never trust my section enough to do that.

[@1fallen_111]

SAME HOW DID THEY TRYST EVERYONE WITH THAT LIKE DAMN

[@alexvalles3457]

FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT

[@nickve9519]

@FishyMan 85 probably because they are trombones....

[@MCFresh13]

Our trombone players literally all hung out together. They had a bond from the start

[@Internetexplorer-ir5dj]

Imagine coming home and trying to explain why your trombone is bent in half.

[@parasiticalibis2369]

More like why your neck is bent in half. I'm not a trombone player, I play clarinet, but goddamn my band would hit each other in the head and be expected to get back up quickly.--

[@asa-hl1dr]

My sister's ex make bubbles with his trombone and stepped on it 😑 and it was bent in half. And he played on it on a competition

[@taintthinner1857]

I usually save that conversation for the 3rd date.

[@wikwokbingbong1280]

_______________< (_________}========= A trombone

[@mollyr.goates8097]

Trombones are super sturdy. They're just about the most indestructible instrument. They are water proof too. You could even bring one in your swimming pool. But anyway, it would take something like a car or a steam roller to bend a trombone like that.

[@katt2064]

Coach: "we have a little to many people in this band class but that's okay because 2 people will die in the first practice session"

[@jamalthadon819]

Katt Not everybody made it out of training 😔

[@ubeyelliott6348]

YO IS THAT SKYWARD SWORD LINK IN YOUR PROFILE PICTURE

[@waluigicultmember2539]

Who the fuck calls a band director a coach

[@okayxdumberx]

@@waluigicultmember2539 someone who's not virgin enough to be in band

[@gamerperson415]

Usually they start with about 50 people in tryouts Those were only the ones who lived

[@dcred123]

Mom: "What new songs did you learn today" Trombone: "We've just been practicing choreography all year help"

[@magnaficogames1197]

I’ll never forget my band teacher telling me and a bunch of other 11 year olds that if we see a kid faint, have a stroke, seizure, or die we were to keep playing

[@ragingidiot2842]

Death Korps of Krieg drill sergeant.

[@EGLang]

As an epileptic section leader, I endorse this message wholeheartedly. I don't care if I'm having a seizure on the field-- those freshmen better be on the correct foot or I swear to god

[@Cloud-StrifeFF7]

the krieg references bruh im dead

[@AnimatedAirlines]

@@EGLang bro is boutta haunt his section through the rest of eternity if Jimmy doesn't get that A flat right

[@drumblebee]

@@EGLangas a former section leader, real

[@stevespyder]

Cheerleaders: Look how coordinated we are... Trombones: ...

[@wonderbread4280]

I was never allowed to be in a band because of my grades. I now live under a city bridge using the free wifi at Starbucks. If they would have allowed me to learn an instrument at least I could play in public to earn a few dollars a day 😞

[@greenthumb6875]

@@wonderbread4280 ha.... they never played anything... you got a chance. Does star bucks coffee override the smell of overpass deodorant.

[@empresssloth2962]

You learn to be coordinated when your only other option is to be decked by another trombone

[@sushih3302]

@@wonderbread4280 oh no... Hope you get a job and soon a home :)

[@jackofall9553]

Hold my slide oil

[@DangerEM]

I can only imagine how many times they hit eachother practicing

[@wrongimtrash]

bonk

[@wrenwhite8402]

Boink

[@ShinziiArt]

*bang*

[@juliasevero480]

ouch

[@danielsjohnson]

You practice slowly then once your muscles have memorized the movements it's easier to speed up.

[@ceiling_pancake]

Everyone’s talking about not wanting to damage the instruments, but in my band, we use them as *weapons* I mean, I play trombone it’s a *sword* Edit: clarinets, flutes, and most woodwinds are daggers Update: i may have broken my trombone slide

[@aurelien5747]

Sounds more like a gang than a band at this point

[@anabelc2759]

@@aurelien5747 what do you think it means to be in band?????

[@idioticed4379]

@@anabelc2759 in cyberpunk 2077 what does it take to be a criminal

[@leodoz1016]

*TROMBONE BOSS FIGHT SOUND QUES*

[@darkhorsed]

@@idioticed4379 getting caught /music plays

[@redacted5035]

Imagine how many kids got bonked on the head with a trombone while practicing this 😂

[@Lily-xq1em]

bonk ahahaha

[@FooeyMcgooey]

Only the best can do the suicide and if they were closer, this would set off even further.

[@Mrs.Silversmith]

My first thought was, "Please God let there be no mouthpieces on the instruments." (There weren't.) Can you imagine getting the smacked in the teeth if you made a mistake?

[@heinyhxc]

I did these when I was in high school. The worst part was getting the metal mouth piece slammed into your lips and teeth. The pain is obvious, but if you busted your lip hard enough it could really fuck up your embouchure and make it difficult to play the rest of the night. Good times lol.

[@redacted5035]

@@Lily-xq1em past tense: bonk'd

[@Styxintheriver]

Can't be that hard to memorize. If the price for getting it wrong is a trombone to the face, you'd learn it pretty quick

[@nosher0267]

It wouldn’t take many trombones to the face before you forgot how to do it tho lol

[@vanessadoss7057]

Bruh

[@threewagthepenguin9869]

True though when you think about it, sure you might learn it quickly but you better hope that the ones next to you learned it and won't smack you with a trombone.

[@sketep1117]

@@threewagthepenguin9869 Peer pressure: the greatest teacher.

[@davidcarver9752]

Styx To Their Guns no it’s not hard it’s 500,000 times harder for drums

[@hannahloiacano4107]

One wrong move and everybody has a concussion.

[@JoeJoeJoe25]

Trombones: "Finaly it's my time to shine!" Suicide routine kid section; *"No, it's actually your time to DANCE!"*

[@santiagovelasco1717]

I love how they dont even play the trombone

[@keithr.4645]

WOW I didn’t even notice 😂😂

[@GluPanda]

That accualy triggered me 😂 was expecting them to go full ham

[@alexhamilton7168]

@@GluPanda they can't play the trombone during that routine, the routine it's used to amaze as a trick- it's not used to play, would've been too exhausting and dangerous.

[@katie-kb6qd]

usually you’re not suppose to play, it’s just a kind of trick for them to show off lol

[@jusin5482]

That’s what I’m saying

[@keyaq8692]

the trombones said ↖️↘️⤴️↙️↙️↗️↙️⤵️↖️↔️↔️↖️🔃🔃🔄↕️↖️⬇️↔️

[@joeyblaze111]

You da bess

[@khadeeja1614]

*i FelT ThaT*

[@wonkyfishnut]

keyaq no

[@wonkyfishnut]

it was ↖️⏺⬇️⏺↗️⏺↖️⏺⬇️⏺↗️⏺ ↖️⏺⬇️⏺↗️⏺↖️⏺⬇️⏺↗️⏺↖️⏺⬇️⏺↗️⏺↖️⏺⬇️⏺↗️⏺

[@justinriley4063]

I like this comment more then the video

[@airis7046]

imagine being that one kid who messes up and hits the guy beside then that guy becomes stunned and he gets hit by the other guy at his other side and this happens like a chain reaction

[@amyb.7999]

If I was there I will not help them I will just watch

[@johnfreeman1558]

That might be kinda funny to watch though

[@happypanta9448]

Someone : What instrument do you play? Them : It's complicated

[@Senior1650]

Imagine that one person that messes up and everyone starts smacking each other in the face

[@Sidnfjdkdndfbd]

lol

[@pastelhotmess9299]

Oh you mean me if I tried this XD

[@jennyperrio4887]

@@pastelhotmess9299 Im a Granny maybe a bit slowerthan i used to be I reckon i wouldbe shit hot at this waving your flute around See i even know my brass from my arse OR maybe i will just stay home and knit Haha Loved your reply stay happy 😘⭐🌟

[@jules4813]

it probably happened quite a bit during rehearsal lol

[@williamdusseau5864]

That would so be me

[@seriouschuckles5015]

I was pissed when my school said we couldn't call them "suicides" anymore. We had to rename it to "Cirque du Trombone".

[@CaptainTeddyx9]

We called it the gauntlet.

[@cherrysdiy5005]

The word suicide for the routine is incorrect since if a mistake were to be made, you would either hurt someone else with the trombone or be hurt by someone else with theirs. Thus it is not injury inflicted on one's own self. Kudos to your school being smart about word usage :)

[@copper4855]

Cherry's DIY NEEEEERRRRRD!!! In all seriousness, Suicides or the Gauntlet (comment above you) is way cooler than Cirque de Trombone or whatever. Also! r/iamverysmart

[@cherrysdiy5005]

@@copper4855 Cirque de trombone does suck. This routine is best named manslaughter due to possibly accidentally smacking someone upside the head with a trombone. Lmao

[@raeisgay426]

Faron ngl i think gauntlet sounds cooler lol it sounds like yall are battling or something

[@applepi4035]

Orchestra students being extremely careful with instruments vs band kids

[@glaciaswasthebestwebcomic8992]

These kids parents must be like “when did I raise a fearless ninja, bill?” “I don’t know honey, I don’t know”

[@donutguy]

Humans when someone dies: funeral Oompa Loompas after a kid dies:

[@eerinphillips6283]

^Why doesn't this comment have more likes?

[@eerinphillips6283]

@DonutGuy It's no problem, and the world would be a better place if there were more nice people.

[@aubreyhofmann9783]

THIS SHOULD HAVE SO MANY LIKES-

[@jae8397]

im laughing way more than i should 😭😭😭💀💀

[@sushirs1806]

Wooow. The best comment i have seen for quite a long time.

[@Jacob-fv7gz]

Imagine if one of their slide locks were unlocked

[@yhisisknot]

*death upon many*

[@raquela.puentes49]

I don’t want to imagine that...

[@kalshun]

Jacob oh jesus

[@Defnotken]

projectile deaths

[@nategwright]

“Apologies for the inconvenience, but we must briefly stop the game to pull a trombone slide out of this dude’s neck”

[@that_guy_upstairs6968]

The drum team: tf is going on The audience: holy The trombone team: *silent praying*

[@bobinthewest8559]

It doesn't even matter WHAT it is... I just love watching kids perform anything that you know they worked hard on.

[@yeehaw4739]

Why is their trombone section bigger than my entire brass section

[@nicka6788]

Why is their trombone section bigger than my entire band?

[@nopity4themajority]

@@nicka6788 mood pal, mood

[@historyman7526]

Why is their trombone section the size if not even bigger than our woodwinds and our brass combined

[@Based_Blue96]

Because your a 1A school, their trombone is about as big as our woodwind section

[@orangebeatsapple4473]

@@nicka6788 I feel that on a spiritual level

[@NosyArts]

Mom: "what instrument are you playing?" Me: "concussion." Mom: "don't you mean percus-?" Me: "did I stutter?"

[@Dudin4tor]

“... because I do that sometimes ever since I got hit in the head with a trombone.”

[@someguy2600]

This made me cackle out loud good job lmao

[@mrawesomeface4174]

This needs more likes

[@lacari0805]

*percus

[@vvdaniii244]

LMAOOOOAODJDISOSKD IM DYING

[@adangerousboy]

Me : doing nothing minding my own business Yt recs: *HEY GUESS WHAT*

[@velqt]

When the band cant actually play their instruments: This is a joke, they could be very skilled

[@Meewee466]

Do you play the trombone? These kids: well yes, but actually no

[@JouvaMoufette]

Yesn't

[@LambentLark]

"Did you say 'play' or 'play with'?

[@foxbear60]

Happy to be your 1000th like!

[@albertbatfinder5240]

The coroner’s report showed they were bludgeoned to death with a blunt instrument.

[@Tragedy_Cake]

Damn underrated joke right here fellas

[@LookingGlass69]

Pretty good

[@TheGibusDemo]

Ha.

[@ShowMeLoveFilms]

THIS IS PEAK HUMOR

[@ChaS4m]

*brass

[@kayypurrs2318]

That sweet heart on the drums at 00:55 pushing the hair out of her partners eyes was beyond sweet

[@autumnwallace3995]

The kid at the end “call me when I get out of highscool k” is the funniest shit ever

[@kaleadean3953]

Thanks for mentioning that. I totally missed it the first time. Lol. Kids. 😂

[@John306x]

i wonder how many deaths it took for them to get it right

[@mathewhill5556]

ZERO DEATHS!

[@Bobhotdog1]

usually they actually play when bands do this but okay i guess

[@izraelmoha2555]

Not enough

[@codymott]

0 luckily 😅

[@mygaffer]

Two children were decapitated practicing for this performance. But their parents wanted the show to go on, to honor their sacrifice.

[@outtagoodnamesdangit]

Total clickbait. Every one of these bastards was alive at the end.

[@aidanmurrell9094]

OuttaGoodNamesDangit The Band calls it the suicide robustness. BUt I get the joke

[@thejudge4546]

LTgaming ! The only whoosh here is for you

[@nancy54379]

@LTgaming ! so you didn't get the joke of the joke

[@nancy54379]

@LTgaming ! Nah, boi you're still missing the point

[@schnauzermom6352]

I'm screaming!

[@marksoftime]

When the trombone section forgets the music

[@Qwertky]

We used to call it The Guillotine. We flutes had a matching routine where we flung our nightsticks... eh, instruments out in patterns, too. Sooo many dented freshie flutes.

[@zoegeorge9920]

"Trombone section suicide routine" 4.7 Million people: Interesting

[@evangault1392]

Correction, 5.4 Million people

[@prizm8530]

@@evangault1392 correction, 5.6 Million people

[@After_Tech_Industries]

5.7

[@prizm8530]

@@After_Tech_Industries 5.702

[@drexasdiary]

Make it 5.7

[@ivegotthecrabbypattyformul4286]

Hand sanitizer: kills 99.9% of bacteria The other 0.1%: 0:46

[@XJWEB423X]

Batmn (blew air through my nose)

[@ironicglowstonegenetics8248]

🤣

[@kapuraftw]

Yo WHAT AM I NOT SEEING??? lol I cannot reclick this timestamp anymore!!!!!!

[@TheHumanEwok]

@@kapuraftw when they start going in circles

[@kapuraftw]

@@TheHumanEwok Yes, sam... I DO sufficiently feel like an idiot now :) thank you for explaining that.....always overthinking things.

[@itxcrystalol]

Villiagers after you stop a raid:

[@Parmesannnn]

Imagine putting this on your resume for a job and then having to explain it

[@thegreatapathetic9836]

Imagine having a band with more than 3 trombone players This post was made by rural school district gang

[@LemonLime_All_TheTime]

Imagine being in a band with more than 2-

[@lameborghini6980]

ayyy I felt that

[@mollyhohmann3839]

The most we've had at once was four

[@joeybebeau2634]

@@mollyhohmann3839 same I get lonely

[@cadenflynn1587]

When you’re the only trombone in the band...

[@kirani111]

They're really good because only the best ones survived training. Everyone else was beheaded.

[@felearce4718]

YOU MEAN THAT THERE ARE MORE TEOMBONES? (I'm from Argentina, so this band stuff is weird af, specially the quantity of people, also my English is bad)

[@radicallamp6762]

You right. Lol.

[@killerryan6856]

Yeah I heard that from cnn many people Died

[@justbecause8613]

😮 MAKES SENSE THO!!!

[@zoeyj3799]

Who cares about them beheaded? I'm worried about the amount of dented trombone slides

[@pleaseignoreme-d4764]

Let's talk about the guy with the American flag trumpet, like why not keep it gold

[@princesslisamarie7860]

There was an orange one too, And a black and white striped one

[@random_cat.]

@@princesslisamarie7860 if i had one i would just paint it whole one color.... The orange is still fine but the america flag & the black white striped one is just- 😭

[@5hiftyL1v3a]

Because he’s a sepo....

[@finnianday]

Trumpet

[@5hiftyL1v3a]

@@finnianday The trumpet! Mambo Number Five

[@Dat_Boy_Dale_Gribble]

*When the band kids provide more entertainment than the cheerleaders have in decades...*

[@shenyukaikai]

Imagine how many people were beheaded during training

[@lenko2605]

Imagine how embarrassing it would be to be beheaded by the sharpness equivalent of a baseball bat

[@ggmanatee]

I kept telling them to not practice with swords but they didn't listen Band kids..

[@mikeynolikey9747]

OF WITH YOUR TROMBONE

[@jamesspangler6625]

So you're saying the trombone section used to be even bigger..

[@mikeynolikey9747]

@@jamesspangler6625 lmao lol 😹😹

[@sammy6273]

Imagine learning an instrument for thousands of hours just to dance with it

[@annalissa1]

and there's probably a reason they're doing tromb suicides instead of scales...😗

[@TechTokOffical]

Something tells me MAYBE 2 9f them actually know how to play. The others get "participation metals"

[@Spufferfish9]

You mean band?

[@silaskuemmerle2505]

@@TechTokOffical something tells me you weren’t a band nerd

[@sophieburgess9083]

Bro what else are we suppose to do when they give all the interesting music to the fucking trumpets, lmao

[@wakenbake.]

i thought this was there routine for when someone at the school killed themselves and was thoroughly confused

[@yahirae2679]

bruh 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@housel9352]

Maybe during the days of the Aztecs or something

[@lameborghini6980]

let’s play spot the non-band kid 😂

[@dhruviiiiii06]

yet you still clicked

[@peppereaterlivestream4357]

I like this one

[@Sle3plessNights]

Man this stuff is terrifying, and getting hit *_hurts_*

[@jamiekahle4693]

Personal experience?

[@Sle3plessNights]

@@jamiekahle4693 Sadly yes, but that's what happens in the trombone cult

[@babyskunkcat]

I’m just a little guy trumpet player.

[@djpandaqueen1]

U know what hurt more... Getting hit by a flag😂

[@King_Kong2002]

《 Night 》 I know right, the trombone getting hit will hurt... imagine the dents it can cause.

[@SingleMothersBeware]

these trombonists step-turn better than our PE teacher lol

[@jasonwang7028]

Imagine having to do this while playing music. That would be INSANEEEEEEEEE

[@andrewbaringer3797]

We do this blind folded later on in the year.

[@tannernightingale2982]

Andrew Baringer Hehe yasss

[@stacylarge5636]

Whoooaaa

[@TheCrappyZipper]

@@stacylarge5636 it really makes no difference, in fact it would help the concentration. Most people could march a whole well practiced show blind folded cause they are doing everything from their mind already but then they pass that and they can think about whatever they want well their body does the thing it needs to do

[@stacylarge5636]

@@TheCrappyZipper it makes perfect sense actually less distraction I was snare drummer we often played on each others drums looked amazing : "the force is strong with this one"

[@tenori]

TheCrappyZipper In theory, yeah that's possible. But sense of direction is important when marching, and with a blindfold you lose that

[@____-jm6nh]

When they said ⬆↗⬆↖⬆↙⬇↘⬇↙↖⬇↘⬇↗➡ i felt that 😔👊

[@Austen192]

im pretty sure they didnt say that

[@carsonmorris127]

BBall Austen I’m pretty sure they did

[@oddlyawkwardcas6640]

How fucking long did that take

[@shady490]

Nah they said ↖️⬇️↗️⬇️↖️⬇️↗️⬇️↖️⬇️↗️⬇️↖️⬇️

[@SharkTheBear]

Me too man

[@Sniblet]

These aren’t even trombone players, this is just the dance class

[@shouldibescared2383]

The fact that there is more than two trombone players amazes me..

[@Subswithnovideoschalleng-sg7yz]

In today’s episode of “where has quarantine taken me today?”

[@6YJI9]

Ahh, the virtual Field Trips...

[@daraquesto2277]

@@6YJI9 lol

[@etibredips]

It has taken you to me

[@etibredips]

Now be consumed by despair

[@etibredips]

With one simple word

[@youresayingmynamewrong]

I wonder how many times they hit each other in the face during practice...

[@Mr_Maiq_The_Liar]

Yes

[@TheAechBomb]

all of the times

[@84953]

I would imagine that they work on and practice the routine well spaced apart so there is no danger, and then when they've really got it down, then they will move in together.

[@84953]

Very true! I thought about that later. LOL

[@naverilllang]

As many times as it took to learn the routine.

[@Babyvalkyie]

That cheerleader in the front is me 😂 trying to find as many band friends as possible to tell them they kicked ass after a performance...I miss high school sometimes 😢

[@lordgrim1798]

*“So i heard u play the trombone??”* *“.......”*

[@Kinkzy]

0:58 is the most “band kid” thing i have ever seen

[@G-flo]

i think you mean the cringiest kid we've ever seen ever seen to walk this earth

[@G-flo]

@Harrisen Smith pretty much everybody else who didn't play fornite

[@nypmvf]

That’s so accurate it’s sad

[@darkcrypter3305]

@@G-flo so, most band kids

[@G-flo]

@@darkcrypter3305 nah band kids are alright. but band kids who mindlessly do fortnite dances for no goddamn reason straight in front of a public audience like this, are just pure unadulterated cringe

[@Jetdot37]

Musicians: the trombone is a brass musical instrument with a mellow tone. This band: hold my mouthpiece

[@therebelsheep5761]

Thank god this was my senior year and I’ll never have to stare China Spring down another game. The only game we don’t run suicides, because we bow down to the masters.

[@MariaTex3]

Me, a non-band kid, before the video: Why is it called suicide?? Me after the video: At least 10 players were definitely sacrificed before they got this far...

[@goldencalf13]

Cull the weak

[@ozoenelayer]

I mean our trombone players definitely sacrificed some people...

[@konaaukai5541]

Methinks that's a conservative estimate.

[@lulukazie9836]

even I, a band kid, was wondering why it was called suicide. makes sense

[@bigtyo14]

@@goldencalf13 can confirm this is why trombones always short staffed

[@ryankronenberger6634]

I play trombone and let me tell you this takes a LOT of concentration and strength to pull this off

[@crimescene25]

LOL i bet you gotta be a powerlifter yo! hahha jk, wtf you smokin?

[@creamypeanutbutterjellygir3321]

@@crimescene25 I play trombone, and they are not heavy

[@crimescene25]

@@creamypeanutbutterjellygir3321 you play the meat trombone......

[@jacksonjones714]

I play baritone and yeah it's kinda hard

[@swninjadude3117]

My band does it with the baritones too, it is intense. As a baritone i tried it with a trombone and trombone is much easier

[@Videolegacy2005]

No bones were broken during the making of this video.

[@ivazr4527]

the fact that this video doesn't appear once in your recommendations a day

[@alexvielmann8826]

Me: *gets sick and tired of eating same food 2 days in a row* My dog when I feed her the same food for the millionth day in a row: 0:46

[@LUDATHESHOOTER]

This made me snort 🤣

[@facundososa8051]

Ese comentario es demasiado estadounidense

[@Elias-cs4ge]

It picks up a trombone and starts spinning around?😂

[@AXsircus]

This needs more likes... I’ve laughed like 3 times today and you got one of them.

[@m4rv1n6]

Funny as frick

[@dreadfuldaydreamer9085]

Y'all had the opportunity to say sui"slide" and didn't. Shame.

[@gmb1722]

Squiddy FancySon the joke is the trombone has a slide, and the routine is called “suicide” so...put two and two together and you have “suislide”

[@jennyperrio4887]

@@gmb1722 I thought it i think come to think of it I dont think i thought anything maybe im over thinking things thats it im athinker who over thinks Think i will lie down Suislide love it I think Be happy always From a mad Granny xx😘⭐💫🌟

[@benjaminokonski9186]

That’s actually the true name of this routine.

[@kayleewilliams7327]

Dreadful Daydreamer I love that 😂😂

[@RelMCProgram]

Bet one of them was a valve trombone

[@lohiau9456]

I didn’t see a single person commit suicide in this video TF is with all the clickbait on KZbin these days?

[@bloodstormwolf9512]

If one of those trombones hit eachother, they would have committed suicide to avoid the debt and unbridled rage of a parent, trust me lmao

[@Thatguyujustmet]

Wrong channel... look up “Logan Paul”

[@Human-san]

@@Thatguyujustmet eugh

[@goldenswag3449]

I wonder how many kids got sent to the shadow realm practicing that

[@haruspexmusic9340]

I definitely heard some kid yell “NANI??” And honestly,,, same

[@badbunnysnovia9176]

Time stamp????

[@fantasyenthusiest6218]

@Alana Curry 0:34

[@badbunnysnovia9176]

@@fantasyenthusiest6218 THANK YOU

[@moka8267]

@@badbunnysnovia9176 0:53 is the actual one

[@notky848]

LOLL 😭

[@sagebauland4276]

If my trombone section tried to do this there’d be mass casualties

[@HELLRA1SER2]

Tal The Dreamer my band wouldn’t even have a brass section if we attempted this-

[@CaseyMillerhome]

:-))

[@basilsaccounts3732]

absolute domino effect

[@anime_power3263]

If my trombone section tried this there would be blood shed

[@BettyAlexandriaPride]

😭😭😭😂💀 It is such a wonderful thing that I didn't play trombone until college because high school marching band would've been terrible.

[@yvonnecowart6038]

When I was in band we called this the “head chop” routine

[@charlottesearle7997]

My god I can feel my fear rising as the drums speed up

[@jonjonmia]

Depending on your point of view this could also be “trombone homicide routine”

[@psychomanatee3459]

They probably also killed a few bugs in the process, so you could call it "trombone pesticide routine"

[@the_beast183]

haha trom-boning

[@wrenwhite8402]

He was trom-bludgeoned to death

[@creedbratton5456]

Low key the best comment on the video

[@mannymoctopusREAL]

who needs cheerleaders when you have band kids who can't feel fear✨ EDIT: no hate to cheerleaders! You guys are amazing!

[@Dontbustthecrust]

Idk it takes one crazy bitch to be a cheerleader. These kids didn't even play their instruments.

[@c.9858]

@@Dontbustthecrust even without playing I was more entertained than any cheer leader show I’ve seen

[@mannymoctopusREAL]

You guys can have different opinions but don’t insult cheerleaders or these kids. Both are extremely talented and incomparable! Be nice please

[@schr4pnel]

cheerleaders are terrifying.

[@Dontbustthecrust]

@@mannymoctopusREAL ok mom. I dont think anyone was being insulting.

[@NatTheCatBD]

Gosh that’s a lot of percussionist. We’re lucky to have 4-6 people join

[@mckaylafro4900]

is anyone else confused about how they have such a large trombone section

[@jayinri6658]

Imagine how fast their trumpet section has to be ducking & the flutes?..... they use those as nunchucks

[@nickythehickey]

I’d say flutes are closer to bo staffs

[@shad0wzucchini134]

For sousaphones (marching tubas) we use them as pool floaties

[@angi4912]

I always thought my flute could be a spear. But hey...

[@RAVIOLl]

FLUTES ARE SWORDS

[@angi4912]

@@RAVIOLl nah they're spears and sticks to wack people with

[@CaseyMillerhome]

For all you that think that the trombone section should be playing while they do this routine, you need to know that they can't. You can't do those kinds of moves and play a trombone at the same time. I know a lot of people that comment have never played a music instrument before and I'm pretty sure they are the ones that are wondering why the trombone section isn't playing. They are not playing because they can't when they are moving around like that. The routine is for show. It is meant to look good and entertain the crowd.

[@Mina-210]

That was absolutely awesome 🤯😯

[@djpandaqueen1]

Kinda sad my band cant do trombones, they just switch to baritones, bc theres to many ppl. But I guess I'm kinda glad that's one less thing to get hit with *cough* flags *cough*

[@troyandrade435]

I figured you couldn't play lol I'm a trumpet player and it's hard enough for me to play while walking around. But also I'm in more of an orchestral type band.

[@jjtheejetplane]

@@djpandaqueen1 oof we have a bunch of spaces where I backwards step diagonally and cross a flag....oh, the bruises....

[@epsi5592]

In the stands my low brass section does it specifically for Barbara Ann, but they’re mainly very big buff Bois basically so that’s cool. Saxophones have their suicides for Barbara Ann where we go side to side as fast ass possible, with my tenor I go faster than the altos, it’s pretty funny actually

[@greydub1414]

Can we also appreciate the percussionist at the back

[@whereeverthesunsets]

I see KZbin randomly recommended this video to roughly 500,000 people based on these fresh comments... inch resting.

[@fantasyqwest]

"But I don't know how to play the trombone!" "That's ok, you only need to know how to dazzle" "No problem 😎😎"

[@silverlox2858]

Strange how this comment has no replies, strange indeed.

[@thepickleman912]

BREAKING NEWS: Local trombonist decapitated mid performance! More on this at 7.

[@vaisnow]

Again?

[@who6342]

Imagine one of the guys there accidentally bending too far down and hitting himself in the 🥜 with his trombone...

[@aniusers]

@@vaisnow just another Tuesday it seems.

[@JamesWick99]

When I was in high school all my friends would only pay attention to the football game, I feel like I was one of the few people who enjoyed our band. I'm so happy to see these kids get the attention they deserve.

[@cat-angeles]

no hate to football or its players but the band is so much cooler lol

[@colonelcolin1641]

Thanks for appreciation us

[@brenandaniel3921]

You know I’m looking back at this and I’m so glad to be a part of this trombone routine

[@Ethan-gb1lo]

imagine having a school not getting hype over this... this student section is weak

[@housel9352]

@Haze Jack Those students are uncultured swine. Our students section loves the band.

[@HyouMix]

I don't really know how to react to this, sad? or happy?

[@amalianunes6977]

People in my student section cheer more for the band than the actual football players

[@nicholasgiampetro782]

Bro welcome to high school marching band, the student section doesn't give a shit about you even if you're football team sucks and the band is the only redeeming quality about the game you're still ignored by the student section.

[@Ethan-gb1lo]

geomen not at my school. our band is always hyped up.

[@raptora4325]

Ah my favorite... *Concussion Roulette*

[@iheartkiecats]

10/10 comment

[@RustySpoke]

Moosic squad where u at

[@nicole_tuc]

THIS COMMENT IS UNDERRATED IM DYING

[@carolhyde2921]

This is it. Congrats, you won best comment of the damn millennium

[@natalie20052]

why doesnt this have more likes??

[@moistAiv]

No one: Absolutely no one: Not a soul: The band kids:

[@abimorelikeapee]

imagine if one of them actually died... to a trombone...

[@sortof3337]

Trombotizing tbh

[@bleurhgh]

that man really made his trombone the american flag.

[@hayanimation7382]

Only Americans...

[@TopOfAllWorlds]

@@hayanimation7382 LITTERALLY just google Instrument and then a country flag and you'll find results.

[@5hiftyL1v3a]

Only sepos would do this shit.

[@5hiftyL1v3a]

@Depressed Cloud different between being proud, and whatever the hell sepos do.

[@ohana1480]

Actually did you guys know that you shouldn't put the flag on anything? It's like how you can't let it touch the ground. It clearly states that it should not be put on anything and should not be imitated.

[@cnayawarren962]

For the people saying that they need to play in order for it to “better”, they can’t. Like legit can’t. The air won’t be the right speed, they’ll be out of tune. This takes a hell lot of time. Props to them 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 My band could NEVERRRRE

[@korezai]

AHHH LIMELIGHT!!

[@amayaspruell1590]

OMG. LIMELIGHT I play trombone, do you?

[@GoofRebelMusic]

Seriously, though, I don't even think all of then play trombone unless it has exploded in popularity. I never saw a school with half that number of trombone players. (I went to 5A school with huge band).

[@amayaspruell1590]

@@GoofRebelMusic my school only has about 10 trombone players and that's 7-12 grade so yeah idk think this many people play trombone

[@GoofRebelMusic]

@@amayaspruell1590 I guess it's just more popular than when I was in HS (class of '98).

[@polardirt4835]

I've seen this like 12times over the past 2years from my recommendation and I am not mad it's still great

[@GregSkinner]

Grandpa 30 years from now: and that day... WE were the cool ones...