Tropico 6 Is a Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits - Colony Only Challenge

[@toomintytofresh]

After watching this I noticed this is exactly Australia... Penal colony, abundance of gold mines, lots of sugar and rum, owned by British, surrounded by Sharks, well bloody done you made Australia 2 (new Zealand is Australia 1.5)

[@joshadams5602]

I'd just like to point out that new Zealand was never a penal colony, and we don't like being associated with Australia (bastards keep stealing our stuff, pavlova was a kiwi invention, damn it!)

[@TheRealPentigan]

And with this high level of Crown appreciation and raw cash you can do another Australian thing if/when you decide to progress out of the colonial era: A clean, friendly independence that still maintains close political ties!

[@toomintytofresh]

Josh Adams just face the truth New Zealand is basically a more distant better Tasmania, your part of us now just accept it

[@The_Desert_Tiger]

@@joshadams5602 Call it payment for protecting you with our armed forces.

[@7o177]

you bastards shag sheep nobody cares what u have to say.

[@dogmeme5279]

Lvl. 1 Penal colony Lvl. 35 Prison island Lvl. 100 Australia

[@mr.reason4414]

This is how imperialism works

[@EnjoyCocaColaLight]

That's how Mafia works

[@jayemm5106]

@@antivanti Well the old felons here couldn't very well sit back and let a bunch of NEW felons traipse around as if they owned the place could we?

[@Maniacman2030]

@@mr.reason4414 _4 years later_ Wasn't really much to "Imperialize" in the first place. The Aboriginals didn't want to go out to the Eastern side either. Plus, they can't go there! That's drop bear country! *[huffs more petrol]*

[@whiz8569]

>Brit recommends world to stay in colonial age.

[@jamesbrice3267]

Democracy had yet to bankrupt the world.

[@Cjdude214]

whiz 85 also creates penal colony surrounded by sharks for the British that happens to be a hellish landscape *cough* Australia*

[@trevorwall87]

Proves citizens are better off 😂🤣

[@METALFREAK03]

It proves the theory that the Great British Empire was good for the whole world.

[@dragonbutt]

Churchill would be proud

[@Anonymous-uw6rj]

Spiff don't call it organ harvesting call it a non-consensual removal of high quality 'steaks'

[@beelal6407]

Even in the spiffing brit community we have butt hurt sjw Political correctness members.....jk ily

[@Anonymous-uw6rj]

@Klenovvy_Syrop maybe not but steaks is better for business than human meat. If you really want to be accurate say longpig ( like how cow meat is called beef, human meat is called longpig)

[@Anonymous-uw6rj]

@Klenovvy_Syrop About £12

[@nilocrekkab3112]

Organic prosthetics

[@joaovitorstein4024]

Non-consensual organs arbitrage*

[@jarvy251]

Excuse me, but it's not piracy if done in the name of Her Majesty. It's "Privateering"

[@SEThatered]

I have to admit that you are completely technically correct on this one. The best kind of correct.

[@MrInk0gnit0]

unvolunterial dislocation of goods?

[@jarrusjenkins]

@@MrInk0gnit0 exactly..... See...it makes everything alright by calling it "privateering"

[@tomaszwota1465]

Technically correct and - honestly - bloody right!

[@MorbidMaliciousAngel]

@@MrInk0gnit0 permanent misappropriation in the name of Her Majesty.

[@Gu1iver-s1k]

Of course. The spiffing Brit would never betray the crown

[@akonabeast]

Because someone has to fund your dirty tea addiction

[@yujian3745]

@Jeggdude dirty tea addiction*

[@JustinY.]

At least it's more balanced than a 200 person tribal raid

[@ddgamingyt3685]

YOURE EVERYWHERE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@totoafrica8423]

Justin I just heard of you and now you're on every channel

[@fandral92]

HOW WHY WHYYYYYYYY

[@spelcheak]

Everywhere

[@totoafrica8423]

I mean... He is everywhere

[@TimSmith-ne5zs]

Play CK2 as a dating simulator (Edit) thank you so much for all the likes, and thank you spiff for the heart!

[@English_Thespian]

*_YES_*

[@blanjipan4484]

Wait, is that not how you're supposed to play the game?

[@Graknorke]

That's the only way to play it. It's basically the just the Sims with more human sacrifice.

[@thatonewaguy7841]

r/Hapsburg_irl

[@mayeastrise]

@@Graknorke And incest ;)

[@mechanicalbird282]

Yeah it is well known that since the construction of the Brandenburg Gate the German people NEVER had any diehard political ideas

[@rustyhowe3907]

Proves how effective the gate was considering the World Wars era comes right after it was given to a better country, so sayeth Penultimo.

[@heythereboy0734]

Tropics 6, more like Tropico 360p

[@heythereboy0734]

Thank you, good sir

[@fearofbird.]

Tropico 6, more like Bore:Ragnarok

[@korbilicious]

@@fearofbird. Call me Kevin reference! :D

[@cowboyduke]

*Sips from his morning coffee* "We won't do that because we're not heretical, horrible people who drink COFFEE instead of tea leaf." *sips from his morning coffee like a heretical, horrible person*

[@Maniacman2030]

_4 Years Later_ *[Still Drinks Coffee Like a Dirty Heretic]*

[@LetsPlayCrazy]

Okay so I don't play this game... but I must say it does seem just a tiny bit lucky that the first person you click on to arrest is the FACTION LEADER. Thats like going around the streets and arresting a random dude and he turns out to be the leader of ISIS :D

[@Ultrakillerism]

95% preparation and 5% good luck. In this case, good luck compensated for the 95%

[@TurdFurgeson571]

@@Ultrakillerism It's actually less preparation than you'd think and it also involves a bit of luck and skill. About 10% percent luck, 20% percent skill actually. And believe it or not you'll require precisely 15% percent concentrated power of will.

[@miruneverdies]

@@TurdFurgeson571 You have forgotten about acquiring 5 percent pleasure and 50 percent pain from it. Now that's how you get a 100 percent reason to remember the name "The Governor".

[@redtsun67]

Dude just grabbed 400 gold in a hand cart and RAN to the port. That guy must be the strongest wageslave alive.

[@JozsefPocsi]

This is where Spiff started to presents exploits. This is where he started to rise.

[@angusabercrombie647]

"why didn't they do this with the fire of london" DON'T QUESTION HER MAJESTY

[@xshadow2042]

-5 Crown

[@420mralucard]

He wasn't questioning The Crown; he was questioning those that work under the crown who should haven known better than to let Her Majesty's great city burn under their watch.

[@angusabercrombie647]

@@420mralucard you make an interesting point, and really, despite being a UK citizen, it isn't up to someone who has a USA flag in their profile picture

[@gecttakhla4249]

Or his majesty In 1666

[@Frost500-e3i]

Also only like 5 people died in the fire of London

[@Bonesters]

I honestly thought that this was just how you were supposed to play the game. Keep going as long as possible to have the strongest possible economy set up before you're forced to advance ages. The big question though is does the crown slowly stop offering mandate extensions like in previous games? If they do just keep offering them forever, then this is mega-broken.

[@UltraProchy]

the problem in this game was that the economy doesnt work after the colonial era, dont know if its fixed but you couldnt keep up in money even using the most profitable efficiency exploits

[@UltraProchy]

also yes you can keep being in colonial

[@UltraProchy]

@Richard Clutterbuck well yeah im not saying anything against that, im glad they didnt want to release it as it is

[@aturchomicz821]

@@UltraProchy yeah I'm making billions in the cold war era so I dont agree with that

[@aturchomicz821]

You can just stay in the colonial era forever but you will only make about 1 or 2 millions dollars in total but using banks in the cold war era you can make billions of dollars in just a few years of ingame time

[@LinksBetweenDrinks]

Revolt against the crown? I can hardly believe those words could come out of Spiff's mouth, even in a completely hypothetical situation.

[@Maniacman2030]

_"Agreed, harrumph!"_ *[monocle and top hat adjustment]* Wait, I'm an American. Screw what's currently going on in the UK, they can keep it.

[@kaylee8451]

If there was to be a true revolution, there should have been more incentive for the colony to leave, why would a successful, happy colony leave, when they are happy and taken care of? Most revolutions arise out of awful living conditions, or a deep general unhappiness. Well done.

[@krankarvolund7771]

Well, in the game, it's more the governor who want to become El Presidente and be free.... except that the player had exactly the same liberty as a colony than as a dictator XD

[@indycole396]

@@krankarvolund7771 I mean, you have to appease the crown or the game ends, but if your interests align that’s true

[@fxtrt1298]

360p, but still gonna hit dis LIKE for our boi

[@fxtrt1298]

@@thespiffingbrit everything for you sir ( almost everything )

[@mrmagma6556]

disLiKE

[@Kindrick]

In Sims games, painters are broken. They get entertainment from painting and you get money from selling the paintings. A guide I found somewhere suggested having a painting troll in a closed-off basement away from your more "respectable" sims, but I say, make ALL your sims into painters who do nothing but eat, sleep, and paint. Over-saturate the market with painters? Impossible, we need even *more* painters!

[@munchkin7151]

Pretty much the same situation in Cultist Simulator. You can paint to get rid unwanted influences or put them in stasis. You can generate mystique to distract investigators to touching your infamy and generate evidence, or you can paint with infamy to put them in stasis for the duration. It also generate mad bank and occasionally let you create mind-numbing painting of elder gods for all your occult activities!

[@oz_jones]

4chan. That was 4chan where you read that

[@StoicNatsoc]

that is not a guide, that is one cruel Anon writing his greentext story about him having a slave in the basement. but then again, i can see how it is a guide.

[@MrMcSpiff]

@@oz_jones The Painting Goblin. The family never knew their dark secret.

[@Alex-0597]

In the Sims 3, it's so much easier to just play for tips in a subway. You can make over one grand in an hour at 8 skill.

[@charleshardy259]

if you took the Hagia Sophia, it completely eliminates deaths from poor healthcare, and it would greatly increase health happiness

[@thanos6346]

And Samarkand one makes all children Highschool educated, which is OP if you’re doing lots of World Wars and Cold War vertical integration (which he was not)

[@alverab.750]

You turned prison architect into a farming game, and Tropico into prison simulator. *Slow Clap*

[@robat2185]

When I did this in the beta a few months ago... time doesn't stop... what that basically means is... the world keeps advancing while the glorious nation of tropico still doesnt have running water. I Played colonial for a LONG time and when I finally did cross over into the "world wars" it was *1980* ... So yea, unless thats fixed its going to be pretty awkward to play beyond this point :P

[@RKNGL]

What I'm getting out of this is: *Ruthless Capitalism + Colonialism = Profit!*

[@barbarousprogram]

I must again comment about this subject. He didnt interrupt this video at an unexpected time what is going on here is this the real spiff

[@olek.9398]

Penal Colony that never really revolted... Soooo... You made Australia?

[@cookieoz2228]

As an Australian, I can confirm

[@PewPewBeets]

Coffee: a liquid made of caffeine rich beans ground up and boiled in a percolator along with water. Tea: boiled water filtered through flavored leaves. I feel like I'm forgetting a few steps.

[@hayokamikaze5896]

Spiff likes trees in his prisons, but not on his factory worlds.

[@cornerchairgaming3366]

I have to say as an American, I love the channel and the humor and entertainment it provides.

[@krazer9515]

British man: Penial colonies are the way to go. Australia: Ya, we kinda already know.

[@IronDino]

I must say that I really find your Tropico 6 video's a right delight. Your reminders for me to top up on tea are never unappreciated. You sir, have gained my subscription.

[@stevenfryer4687]

Play medieval 2 or any other total war game and don’t expand, just stay at your starting province(s), expand your economy and only defend

[@Sifer2]

Wood Elves wouldn't be cheating. You have to take nearly all the map to get the Amber needed to win. Unless you were able to play the diplo game well enough to get it from allies. But they love to declare war on one another.

[@nocensorship8092]

The longer you stay in colonial the more and more pirates attack. I had more than 50 units attack me and they were still around when the next invasion came along

[@Cythan]

only 6 people died in great fire of london more died in a flood of beer 8 to be exact in london

[@joemorrison8772]

Those were recorded deaths. There were probably many more death that weren't recorded.

[@krankarvolund7771]

I remember that once there was a big fire in the whiskeys distilleries of Dublin.... More proples died by drinking too much of the wiskey that flooded in the town than in the flames XD

[@thespanishinquisition4078]

Of course brits would die less from fire than from fucking beer. They can’t hold their alcohol for shit!

[@demonic477]

I've watched a lot of people play Tropico from the original Tropico thru to Tropico 6 and this is the smoothest running one I have ever seen . most of the time as soon as you start the revolution the shit hits the fan but by staying with British government you solve all the problems very well done . now I know what to do when I play it stay in the fould and make shit loads of money .

[@jdfslmgkcfryl]

Damn, 360p. It's looks like a new subtle demonetization technique. Well, I'll watch anyway.

[@travisshaffer6623]

What a lovely colony you have the Queen will enjoy coming here for vacations on such a pretty island!

[@airkami]

Your approval dropped down to a whopping 42 lol

[@TrecoTron]

Alright you win. this and the prison architect video have gained you a new sub. Great work, even better with the reference to what brought me to this video. I look forward to more content.

[@TheColombianSpartan]

Steal...the Brandenburger gate? huh?

[@mikicerise6250]

It's all a bit too silly, seems more in place in a Carmen Sandiego remake. :p Also "citizens may only develop moderate views" ... yeah, that's exactly the effect the Brandenburg Gate had on Germany.

[@Drak976]

@@mikicerise6250 They were doing fine until that zeppelin stole it don't you remember?

[@stockvillain]

Here's to liking and subscribing a year after the video got posted! I now have an appropriate channel full of videos to watch as I drink my delicious tea. Well done, sir.

[@AlmostUselessPenguin]

Oof 360p, guess I'll be back later.

[@aturchomicz821]

Fucking pussy

[@totoafrica8423]

@@thespiffingbrit KZbin is sleeping

[@beelal6407]

@@thespiffingbrit they were off celebrating AUSTRALIA DAY

[@AlmostUselessPenguin]

@@thespiffingbrit Another video I tried to watch today had the same issue. Today isn't the best day for youtube.

[@AlmostUselessPenguin]

GLORIOUS 1080p HAS RETURNED to this video at least... other one I tried to watch on another channel is still broke.

[@jessienerdis4179]

Spiff: "I just demolished a fire using roads!!" Scomo returning from his holiday to Australia mass burning: *starts a new Sydney of Tomorrow*

[@Holsp]

I always played Tropico 5 without mines as I wanted to keep all the ores for the late game. Well It is possible to do it without them :D

[@que3no085]

Ahoj Holpsi

[@Holsp]

@@que3no085 Holspe*

[@asteractor2348]

YAY, also, ive been subbed since the early timelapses of hoi4, and its awesome to see your recent growth! Keep up the excellent work!

[@Lunethia]

WAIT, I'm 14 seconds in, but I FORGOT MY TEA. Give me 10 minutes Mr Spiff, im going to brew something nice today...!

[@goggleBOX_OG]

I love your "Perfectly Balanced" videos. Makes me want to play all of these games again! Also, fantastic editing, great pacing, my 2c though, would be cool to have a few more slow spots / break points during the video such as when you look at the child in the tavern.

[@thatguy3421]

March of the Eagles!

[@forcom5]

I've seen nearly a dozen of your videos... And never subscribed until now. Finally. Cheers!

[@sydneylord]

In whole video is still at 144p

[@infernosgaming8942]

Viva El presi-I mean god save the queen!

[@danbstep]

One of the best gameplays of Tropico I've ever seen. Great entertainment

[@bobolobo9487]

you could say this wasnt revolting haheahehaheahehahea

[@dragonjo7550]

why revolt when having good relations with the crown has so many benefits?

[@aturchomicz821]

@@dragonjo7550 It clearly has lots of negatives like not being able to educate any of your workers or not being able to build banks wich will make you billions of dollars if you build them right

[@bobolobo9487]

obviously rebel propaganda.

[@aturchomicz821]

@@bobolobo9487 fine, if you want to be only earning a few millions a year and having 19th centuatry technology then that's fine

[@AventuroPlays]

Hehehehehe xD I can't believe you actually did this! Seems like they made this a bit more viable in this game, I could never quite get colonialism to last in Tropico 5. God save the Queen!

[@klarinettensemble4036]

100 Stat Man? Where is the new Video?

[@klarinettensemble4036]

@@thespiffingbrit do you think you can fix it?

[@klarinettensemble4036]

@@thespiffingbrit well.... Good Luck I guess? Hopefully you can do it, it was a lot of fun to watch it

[@Kouki240sx]

I know it’s a bit late bit I wasn’t aware Spiff was a Northern lad still probably wouldn’t have if it wasn’t for the slip up.

[@thomasmaskell7047]

hello there

[@UrBoiWilson]

general kenobi

[@deathofecho3931]

William Brannan You are a bold one

[@brictit]

i started to choke on my cereal when you screamed gold.. with a reverb.. it was comedy gold in them low lying hills below that volcano

[@aztecgoldmontizuma]

I actually have the union jack flag hanging on the wall in front of me...I'm not British...

[@Hickabooboo]

We from the Mighty United Kingdom thank you for your support, and deeply appreciate your aspirations to be British. After all, who wouldnt?

[@gdaws6160]

I guess its a lovely decor to have if anything else isn't your fancy or unavailable.

[@Poodleinacan]

11:53 El Presidente's statue wearing aviator or Raybans before it was cool. El Presidente is so incredible, so avant-garde.

[@PewPewBeets]

Only pineapples and corn? Where in the world is that possible? Seriously, tell me I'm curious.

[@aliensuperweapon]

This is really nice. A very peaceful approach. Don't care what people say what you should to. Just enjoy. ^^

[@dylancarroll4623]

“Why didn’t they do this with the great fire of London, could have saved so many life” what, the whole two people that died?

[@raptormcman6434]

*8

[@dylancarroll4623]

Raptor Mcman we are both wrong, it was six

[@derekmensch3601]

@@dylancarroll4623 if you take his number and subtract it by your number then you are both right.

[@dylancarroll4623]

Helljumper Bravo-16 which number of my? The first one “2“or the second one “6”?

[@derekmensch3601]

@@dylancarroll4623 the two, because 6 people died, you said 2 he said 8 8-2=6

[@maxa.9135]

German Soldier: Hey What are you doing there Pirate: we are stealing the Brandenburg Gate and bringing it to Tropico Soldier: Oh.... ok

[@brockbland6788]

Yum yum yum... 360p... goes well with my Earl Gray

[@BrotherZael]

"...and make sure we have enough food to EXPORT on this island" underrated commentary of the year :V change my mind

[@chevlinpodhorodeski9814]

I'm pretty sure that saftey wasn't a thing back then. They shouldn't even have that option during the colonial era

[@fairyfair6395]

"I LOVE TREES!" "Lets put down a Lumber Mill."

[@gamerthebanning]

Bruh i dont know what is on youtubes mind, did they run out of disk space or something? 360p???

[@Vincent_Beers]

You obviously don't know how youtube works. When a video is uploaded it is always 360p first. Each resolution has a render time and the higher resolutions take longer to finish. If you jump on a video notification right away you will only see lower resolution options until the rest of the renders finish

[@gamerthebanning]

Vincent Beers yeah i was just trying to get those early likes. Thanks for clarifying tho

[@eagleowl833]

Spiff!!!! If you want comedy you should have used the Ireland map for this video!😂😂😂

[@HachiroK]

140p 360p gang.

[@jooj2955]

OH YEA

[@beelal6407]

thank you spiffing brit for uploading this at 6am Australian time

[@dylanl3020]

Yote

[@bradknightable]

Glorious spiff audio from 2 years ago. Glorious.

[@ruhruhmero1330]

first time I've been so early the graphics are still crap.

[@truegoldencreator2938]

Royal brittania noises increacses

[@MagiconIce]

That description of the Brandenburg Gate, raising indifference among the people.... *ANGELA MERKEL INTENSIFIES*

[@kylechristie642]

*takes sip of tea Spiff: no one like el presidentay *Spits out tea

[@jacobs.9696]

Yay! Now you can afford as much tea as you want in the year XXXX.

[@elmerstevenson5243]

As I sit here and drink some tea "COFFEE " and enjoy the video all I can say is god save the queen.

[@CarlosRodriguez-eg1ic]

LMFAO im fuckin dead at 5:38 i spit my tea on that one

[@zajet9227]

“Nice plantations”- Spiff, 2019

[@sirluis4972]

I love the sound of it el president spliffing Brit.100stat man

[@CalebHawn]

This looks like a pretty fun game! Even just the first part that you spent the entire game doing seems like it's just an island city simulator. Just what you did seems pretty fun. I can't imagine what the rest of the game is even like.

[@oscartowert7054]

Congratulations on getting suitable quality for me to watch this.

[@beesly01]

2:08 xD

[@tyrongkojy]

Yay! Also milking this was one of my favourite things in 5. Tons of good money, easy growth, etc. You enter the next era with a rather sizeable advantage. I'm SO buying this on xbox when it comes out!

[@blackmetalbabyseal]

I love Tropico, but this looks indistinguishable from five. Like, zero difference besides wonder stealing and the palace stuff. Still, great video. Fitting that a British man could expertly run a colonial era colony haha.

[@outofdateyogurt7444]

Brand New sub, fellow tea drinker. Absolutely love these Vids :D

[@piasatheelder8949]

I actually really enjoy your vids your hilarious

[@pett22v20]

haha good stuff man, you should look at plague inc, i feel that would be hillarious to break in a weird way, i have no idea how you break it tho, might be a way i havent played it too much

[@jamesbrice3267]

It's worth mentioning the chapel can function as a make-shift hospital for the truly desperate.

[@alias8053]

I died of laughter when he said: "Drink their little tea broth."

[@littletimofficial]

Yay and nay. I really want to watch you play Rise of Industry and build a massive tea enterprise, but I love your videos regardless. 👍🏻

[@monkeyboysam5551]

Actually my good Sir, the Great fire of London wiped out the plague in London. *Sips tea and finishes history book*

[@geccoman1]

"Nice plantations" - right before refusing all the plantations.

[@chelyr5517]

What a coincidence. I finished my tea about a minute ago. Now it’s time to get more tea.

[@AggressivelyLoving]

You, Sir, are the most fantastic Brit I've never met. (Read it in his voice!)

[@anonimosu7425]

“Nice plantation” -Spiff 2019