True Confessions with John Mulaney and Pete Davidson

[@saracarr3382]

"His voice is like, what interrogation is" classic

[@supremeslayer1719]

Pete and John look like brothers who went in 2 very different directions after high school but both ended up in the same place.

[@thatguy720]

@@supremeslayer1719 Twins separated at birth. One grew up with a rich family, the other grew up with…uhh….let’s just end it there

[@thecomidicpenguin]

The fact that both of Mulaney’s parents are lawyers really jumped out here huh

[@bernicebravo12]

@craisins 86 the way he was asking questions almost sounded like he was really interrogating them..

[@rattatattattattat2027]

His voice went to this tone that was like straight facts, NY. No. Yes.

[@WaywardAngel13]

"John, this is what you've been training for."

[@TheWinstonSlip]

“This toothbrush is BONE dry.”

[@laylrin4691]

@Band&Marvel Geek he's had practice did you not remember Princess Diana and Tyler and the bench

[@maryofbears6252]

A teenager, his over-enthusiastic father, and a time-travelling lawyer walk into an interrogation room...

[@herinecat]

this.

[@perkushin]

Time traveled from like the 50s where the men talked in that higher range voice in the radio dramas.

[@emmadavis1584]

Diametrically opposed foes...

[@firstnamelastname6016]

@@emmadavis1584 they emerged with a compromise having opened doors that were previously closed, bros?

[@emmadavis1584]

@@firstnamelastname6016 The immigrant emerges with unprecedented financial power a system he can shape however he wants the Virginians emerge with the nation's capital and here's the pièce de résistance

[@Bella-wb3yw]

John: Full suit Pete: Looks like he's at mcdonalds at 2 am

[@geenobby1164]

My thoughts exactly😂😭 McDonald's or some random after party😂

[@CxrlJ]

Why is there only one comment lol

[@JustinHeideman]

Pretty much how both of them always dress lol

[@jv-lk7bc]

everybody's gotta have a schtick.

[@Dennis-rl7ni]

Hes awesome

[@fifthseas0n]

“I should read the email” LMFAOOO PETE AGREEING TO SOMETHING AND HE AINT EVEN KNOW WHAT HE’S GETTING INTO 😂

[@mangos2888]

The Chad skits...

[@Shishiriously]

Going to Steely Dan not knowing it's a band

[@kaeleycrowe7853]

This is how he lives he whole life! 😂

[@Maussiegamer]

hey wanna go to jamaica? pete: frick yes

[@katiee4396]

Shishir Srivastava when he thought Steely Dan was a comedian

[@jayjitsuu]

Pete and John look like brothers who went in 2 very different directions after high school but both ended up in the same place.

[@sabrinaly2942]

How is this so accurate💀

[@VintageNarwhal]

Lmao me and my brothers fs

[@e.9874]

ironically john is the one who actually spent his youth doing crackcocaine lol

[@jayjitsuu]

Finn everyone who wears suits as much as John has done it 😂

[@harlequin5664]

@@e.9874 but now he's afraid to get a flu shot, people change!

[@cautionhazardous2236]

I want Pete Davidson and John Mulaney to have a show together where they’re just themselves

[@ltucker8]

They could do a podcast, and have bill hader with them

[@ericlin2311]

They already had Chad Horror Movie

[@celion5798]

Eric Lin and uncle meme

[@ElTurbinado]

Caution Hazardous me too but without pete

[@taylorf.1259]

Luke Tucker oh my god yes

[@brooke5311]

love how they were so surprised when Pete went to Jamaica but when John's neighbor was a cannibal they just agreed.

[@g0tst1ngs]

Also love the low-key "we all know you're an alcoholic, Jimmy" vibes when Jimmy read his lol

[@omg-kb8oc]

... it’s probably armie hammer

[@derlycalza5949]

It's cause who he went with thats why haha

[@What_if_i_dont]

Lol

[@ThatColin]

Fehking spoiled it.

[@jenniemeal]

"No. He never said to me in the elevator, 'guess what?'"

[@valeriaalvarez2920]

1:21

[@bronte4991]

so were the people he was going to eat

[@avab1309]

bronte lord hopefully

[@jetsetstunna]

bronte lord sometimes people pay to be eaten. so. maybe not.

[@bernlin2000]

"So he said, I'm going to EAT you!!" -- spoken in John Mulaney voice.

[@laurenmarzocca3903]

"he was quiet...but he was so hungry."

[@MicaelaBonner]

Lauren Marzocca I just wanted to be the 1000th like

[@OvSpP]

He had to keep his mouth shut… to keep himself from eating John 😈.

[@mariamatsumura5934]

Lauren Marzocca 🤣🤣🤣

[@4nando234]

He was probrably at the Salt and Pepper Diner with John

[@arimfshapiro7907]

Mulaney is the comic genius of the decade.

[@asafupps]

“WHO?” “It’s country music” “Oh”

[@simsimma4876]

5:15

[@starmartyr]

"So my reaction was correct..." Priceless

[@charlesjameson503]

pete:

[@scottwaldman1021]

The fact that both of Mulaney’s parents are lawyers really jumped out here huh

[@kylahjackson5749]

that’s my favorite part👁

[@TheDemonRespawn]

This is the world’s weirdest AA meeting

[@angelic_stargaze]

Fuck you.

[@dri_marie9615]

@@angelic_stargaze Ya need to chill Ayding, take a Vicodin

[@jlondon1441]

I loved the bit of “why?” “Because we’ve all been there”. Definitely three guys who have been known to indulge in the past.

[@sherylsmallwood-valdivia5375]

No kidding. Because of COVID a family member of mine has been going to virtual meetings and some of the stories I have overheard have been insane!

[@firstnamelastname6016]

@@angelic_stargaze take a little Pete Davidson and chillax, my man

[@marinamoger]

how crazy is john’s life to the point where he had a cannibalistic neighbor and it’s NEVER been in a stand up routine

[@luvtori4447]

it has? i feel like it has but maybe it was a fever dream lmao

[@marinamoger]

tori gonzo maybe you could find it on youtube but it’s never been in one of his big ones

[@luvtori4447]

Marina Moger damn idk why but i have this vivid memory of watching a scene where he talks about it? maybe i’m just crazy lmao

[@marinamoger]

@@luvtori4447 idk maybe i missed it lmao

[@clareclaxton5060]

Oh he had another one two! Twice his neighbor was a cannibal

[@videoaddict961]

"So Cannibalism totally illegal at this point"...I miss the 80s

[@estrellagutierrez1198]

waitaminute

[@vulc1]

Didn't you get it, cannibalism was illegal in NYC, but no one said was illegal in LA

[@rosericorico4980]

Lmao

[@justinbel68]

Anthony Hopkins joined the chat, with his 1991 Academy Award.

[@rfrost4708]

The FBI wants to know your location.

[@julesking1303]

“Do you remember the Cannibal Cop” **several women in the audience** “YES” and that’s on True Crime demographics

[@Paulafan5]

There were docs on that case so I'm surprised more people didn't know. When he mentioned New York and Cannibalism I immediately thought of the Cannibal Cop. Didn't know others were caught up in it as well.

[@willgowan1423]

3/4 of a gay man and bored adult women are pretty much the same demographic in my opinion

[@V_Padilha]

And that woman was Bill Hader. True story

[@azoozsaoud2470]

Pete and John look like brothers who went in 2 very different directions after high school but both ended up in the same place. Update: time for the typical “omg you guy I didn’t think this comment would blow up like this! thanks so much the likes!” edit

[@sakirarose5433]

pete: a simple hoodie and black sweatpants john: a full on s u i t

[@LoveyRockHowell]

I feel like these are the human embodiments of weed, cocaine and alcohol and i am dying to see the animated version

[@sharanyadayal9699]

Pete, John and Jimmy respectively 🤪

[@LoveyRockHowell]

@@sharanyadayal9699 oh 💯

[@apertureAI-jw1iz]

It's funny because John actually tried cocaine before.

[@lennibizzle]

@@apertureAI-jw1iz "tried"

[@jv-lk7bc]

John's not wired enough tho. if this is him coked out he must be comatose normally. John maybe is Martinis, while Jimmy might be coke but with like a Xanex chaser.

[@todayjackdo7036]

"A man, your senior, goes, that kid, Jamaica"

[@anjumkhan8619]

Looooool

[@lastdon6585]

That’s how Hollywood works

[@balamtheknowledge9578]

Easy Epstein

[@mariomunguiajr.9515]

YES

[@s.velarde1811]

Best line, right?

[@ryn5907]

John looked seriously concerned when he found out Pete's one lmao

[@winnieb3324]

Really tho and the music in the back fitted well

[@AndresGarcia-ts3cf]

He looked upset and jealous, because after Pete said he was 20 and only his first year him and Fallon both said no way, no one is that close to Lorne so early. Lol but the way Pete described it, it was more like right place right time.

[@angelfranklynn2702]

can’t wait to get to that part !!:O

[@ashleerenaelarsen8543]

@@winnieb3324 huh?

[@calebk9111]

I would be concerned too. It sounds shady on Lorne's part. He shouldn't be giving the rookie special treatment, especially since it's so personal.

[@jackmatthewshorts]

John: had a cannibal neighbor jimmy: woke up in Nashville Pete: I went to Jamaica with Lorne Michaels Jimmy and John: WOOOOAAHHHHH

[@HarleyFitzgerald]

Hhahahahh

[@anjumkhan8619]

Lmao

[@najlasmith8933]

😂🤣

[@epalwk]

Bill Hader would especially be interested lmao

[@taylorgreen9929]

Well, to be fair, Lorne Michaels is a *big deal*

[@oliverstvchannel6442]

"Where did the evening start?" "New York." "YES. It's true." That was GOLD. When you put Pete and John in a room, it makes everything better.

[@marcelamunoz556]

Qqqqqqqq

[@r0sewat3r]

literally the best part.

[@joesr31]

Must have happened a lot lol

[@markavolberding]

That's because Jimmy is an alcoholic, and he is sitting at a table with two addicts. 99.99% sure John and Pete have done the exact same thing- started with a drink, a pill, or a line, and then woken up a day or two later in a different city.

[@abrielrobertsson4160]

It's true because Jimmy is an alcoholic and he knew it's his thing.

[@chippycharley]

Pete and John need their own show. I could listen to their banter 24/7.

[@eudorasmith3283]

I believe they have a podcast

[@katee3235]

Brinadette Smith what’s it called

[@zacharyl657bananas7]

@@eudorasmith3283 what’s the name

[@eudorasmith3283]

@@zacharyl657bananas7 I was wrong, it’s John Mulaney and Nick Kroll

[@jf4584]

Call it stoners and suits

[@littleblueclovers]

2:46 “What message boards are you on?” “I’m not on these! ....My neighbors and friends are.” Underrated joke lmao

[@oliviatrippeer8909]

Rafael Enriquez nah ha e you seen his new kids Netflix special (I forget what’s called but it’s set up like a kids show like Barney)

[@airotiv7916]

I knw right!!!!! I expected more laughs!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@boobies8658]

Olivia Trippeer the lunch bunch kids?

[@youslut]

It's more an encompass of his humor. He throws them out like that regularly lol

[@michaelchinchen]

This just proves Mulaney has them both beat. His joke wooshed right past their heads.

[@GP-ci8qt]

John Mulaney's life must be wild if he was the neighbor of a cannibal and he never did stand up about it

[@theredheadsaidNYC]

no, that's just living in New York. :) (spoken as a former New Yorker)

[@rosebud5788]

i swear he talked about it somewhere before though

[@dinam651]

I am aware of this news story. The guy was conspiring to commit acts of rape and cannibalism but the FBI busted him before he had a chance

[@danielvera3731]

I remember watching this cannibal story on crime watch daily #facts

[@mollydougherty6996]

He actually did!! I saw his standup and he told an extended version of this story. :)

[@mariaeliza17]

the way john is just staring at pete in pure shocked confusion while he tells them how he ended up in Jamaica with lorne is absolutely sending mw

[@sais8681]

This shouldve been 30 mins atleast. Best "true confessions" bit for me.

[@elizabethflood3612]

I know, I want to hear more stories

[@bell1297]

True confessions always feels more comfortable than the actual interviews

[@shellymese]

They also should have read off the lies

[@najlasmith8933]

😂😂🤣

[@guilhermefranco2930]

Before watching the video, I thought it was a rip off of Stephen Colbert's midnight confessions. After watching, I can say it's totally different and I was going to look like a total ass if I wrote that

[@MsWicked1216]

i'm still dying at how pete said "so my reaction was correct" about the country musician LMAO

[@Paulafan5]

Such a "jerk" reaction. "I don't like that music style so I'll be snotty about it."

[@chrisb5243]

@@Paulafan5 Respectfully country music is probably the worst genre of music next to Christian

[@cookie4049]

@@chrisb5243 no, full disrespect intended lol

[@dinam651]

Based on John Mulaney's story, his former neighbor was my high school librarian. He got 15 years in jail. Planned cannibalism was one of numerous crimes of which he was convicted. Small world ...

[@Antec121]

He was a cop, HS librarian, and a cannbal? Busy guy

[@TheRobotoon]

@@Antec121 his neighbor was messaging the cannibal cop but wasnt the cannibal cop himself. Just another cannibal.

[@saiyedahnayra5037]

Dina M Stuyvesant hs?

[@dinam651]

@@saiyedahnayra5037 yes Stuyvesant alum class of 2010 :)

[@saiyedahnayra5037]

Dina M this is so crazy! im class of 2022 and our English teacher told us this story

[@crm1301]

I'm not saying that John's cannibal neighbor was Armie Hammer, I'm just saying that I've never seen John's cannibal neighbor and Armie Hammer in a room together.

[@hinotolikoso1876]

sus

[@binx414]

👀

[@lokilaufeyson234]

Yeah that's way too sus

[@jalisa.__3976]

I love this comment 😂

[@GrandLilith]

I know it's a joke, but Armie Hammer never even got arrested. That old money really does make things go away even in this age of social media where everyone knows what happened.

[@riptidemonzarc3103]

Also, John's look of confused betrayal when Pete read out his card

[@sereenakarsou3319]

Yesss Lorne kept Mullaney on for a long time and produced his show so this definitely looked like shock/jealousy 🤣

[@simsamsammie]

+

[@Emma.Evolve]

I read his face more as concerned

[@fan2fics389]

He thought some things were going down in Jamaica 😂😭

[@babandeeprathore]

Both of them looked jealous lol

[@emmalee1374]

“but i didn’t wanna be like,, me around him” same, pete, same

[@rosecoloredbby]

That's me around people in general lmao honey I'm reserved as hell

[@TG-jp3tc]

I've never identified with a celebrity more.

[@kamenanew9867]

@@TG-jp3tc was gonna type the exact same thing

[@jrmiles5437]

I feel like Jimmy seems alot less fake around other comedians, he must be much more comfortable than if it was some random celebrity

[@guttedgirl9872]

Didn’t he use to be a comedian? I don’t think he’s uncomfortable around other comedians pfft

[@joshwaterman5526]

Bill Haders bitch that’s literally what he said in his comment 🤦‍♂️ he said he’s more comfortable around comedians pfft.

[@laylaabdulmateen-el6741]

@@guttedgirl9872 I love your username like same babe🤭

[@FALL-LAFF-7477]

Which Jimmy?

[@jamiedaronco2385]

he’s comfortable around these guys because of snl. u can notice he seems a lot more genuine in his interviews with other snl cast members

[@areonai1483]

the fact that Mulaney clearly wanted to keep talking about Pete's trip when the segment ended sends me every time

[@bm2hx]

Pete Davidson has like the best one liners in this, while John mullaney is like the story telling god

[@queensimba]

Ben Fincher so true 😂 I love it

[@Snsdhyoyeon100]

and jimmy is also there

[@taylorsimone8846]

Why they're such a good duo

[@josephinedayrit7808]

@@Snsdhyoyeon100 dad

[@Star-ie8br]

"A man, your senior, goes 'that kid- Jamaica.'" 6:43 So good xD

[@ciku5179]

The way I don't want to like this comment because it's at the perfect 100 likes

[@amberthemagnificent7259]

"Where did you start?" "New York" .... "It's true" Damnnnnn gottem on the first question lmao 🤣

[@artepjan]

I knew it right away, because Jimmy mentioned it in a game with Chrissy Teigen. So now we know Pete and John watch the show as well ;)

[@therandom58]

Petra J. It has nothing to do with that it’s simply bc Jimmy is a raging alcoholic

[@JustMe-ic1zg]

Petra J. It’s because they know him, they’re friends.Pete even said so.

[@percussionjamz6704]

@@artepjan lol yeah not all.... Pretty much any comedian that mentions jimmy also mentions that hes a whole different person off the set and especially when hes drinking.

[@jerhatfield1]

I like how Pete going to Jamaica with Lorne is the most WTF story to these three, when one of them literally told a true story about living in a building with a cannibal.

[@gabe4u22]

Is because you now know why Pete Davidson is still famous and not irrelevant.

[@jtpotts617]

John: “I’ve lived a full life, there are many stories.”

[@ShivamSharma-lo1cl]

Hahhahaa... Shut the fuck up

[@erin9179]

I read that as he said it lol

[@Alsomnia]

1000th like

[@hatsophie9]

He is immortal

[@ericasignor1804]

Then pete drops that story

[@hutch1197]

When you have 3 talented comedians who genuinely like each other, it's always a great time.

[@theoisgod7201]

**2

[@viksaggu9085]

hutch 2/3 basically grew up together at SNL. And Pete is big in SNL

[@oc800.]

jimmy fallon is neither talented nor a comedian

[@monalisasmile6629]

@oscar75722 Kimmel?

[@Kaaaaaaafire17]

oscar75722 ngl Kimmel is correct.

[@MH-yj4qq]

John Mulaney looked hurt that Lorne never asked him to Jamaica

[@HopeUnquenchable]

“I...really want that to be a lie.”😂

[@sscullyjasc]

I think his next sentence showed why he was worried. He said you in your 20s is asked by a senior executive to join him in Jamaica

[@kirstygunn4523]

Lorne has a soft spot for pete hes even helped him get in to rehab ( i think more than once)he treats him like a son.

[@Nix-281]

Same with Fallon xD

[@avamiller1245]

@@kirstygunn4523 that's nice.

[@elianamarshall9333]

my favorite part is “that’s ✨hollywood✨”

[@jimmyispromo]

I love Pete and John together. Literally best friends who need each other

[@brotherhood5735]

Jimmy is Promo is that a dude perfect logo

[@lancebuttercream9817]

No way. So it's hands down like a friends from childhood thing? That's awesome! Hell yeah, thanks for the comfort! I'll just go fuck myself now!

[@zinebbnjl]

That was literally the first thing i said when i started the video

[@fairlyadorablepancreas3746]

"I've lived a full life, I've many stories to tell.." More evidence that this tall kid was actually born in the 60s and has time-travelled to the present or something.

[@roseschu5964]

“Tall kid” I’m dead

[@cryspbacon]

1940s. definitely born in the 40s & flourished as a young adult in the 1950s.

[@maiagobbo]

At the end, John looked so not ready to just "accept" Pete's story, he was looking at Jimmy a bit like "wait, I have so many questions about this vacation"

[@mytravls]

Yeah, is Lorne taking advantage of a 20 yrs old? Why? 😂 what could this vacation mean?

[@flewkisdead]

Cause Lorne is a fairly private person and also someone that all three of them know very well. Just didn't make sense for Lorne to invite Pete in the first season.

[@starsandthemoon4281]

He was jealous, and impressed.

[@angelluang2705]

Was John Mulaney’s neighbor Armie Hammer??

[@bumblebee6469]

I DIGGED to find this 😭

[@kaitlynnichole476]

Why would it be Armie Hammer? I’m genuinely curious.

[@kenziemarch425]

@@kaitlynnichole476 I could go into it, but if you just google his name right now I’m sure the top 20 results will answer this question better than I could

[@poopoo2536]

DHHSJSFSHSHSH

[@harryr5785]

nawt armie hammer😭

[@ellaz6582]

Pete: talking about the travel experience with Lorne Michaels and laughing John: listening very seriously and stayed being shocked for a long enough time

[@x1xhit_yt384]

No it’s bc jimmy Fallon interrupted Pete and John noticed

[@scumbagloser]

lol I'm your 1k like

[@MarcosIsABaritone]

@@x1xhit_yt384 No.

[@Jack-yl9qh]

John: “I once killed a member of the royal family.”

[@TheAmityElf]

I thought he was in bed the whole time...His TV was warm...

[@sophiebarnes8717]

Yes, wasn’t he only 12 when it happened?

[@alondranino423]

Sophie Barnes tecHnicALLY he was 15

[@aliciaballesteros-mitchell1059]

100% true

[@merryberry6576]

What?

[@CasehBaltehmoe]

“And we hAVE NOT SPOKEN SINce”

[@najlasmith8933]

🤣

[@katiecusick9173]

I didn’t get it at first lmao that’s hilarious 😂

[@beltop5]

Pete and John are like if the same person was raised in two different universes in different families

[@KindaSorta451]

“His voice is like what interrogation is” LMFAOOOO

[@katherinehunter9526]

Cracked me up too. 🤟

[@EricaShady10171972]

Funny, but soooo true!

[@snavisTM]

Yeah we're all watching the same vid dude.

[@soccerhammy]

Erica Shady =

[@lukaslangvinis4507]

@@EricaShady10171972 i'd rather be 80 year old me than 20 year old you

[@ckeane4660]

Y’all ever think that John Mulaney could have been eaten and never been the most iconic comedian alive today?? Crazy

[@annnasophia11]

Caoimhe Keane 😂😂😂😂😂

[@envyrem]

I'd like to believe he saw the tall child going through it and decided he didn't want his meat stressed

[@TimThomason]

It was in 2013. He was already a little famous and had made many talk show appearances and some standup specials. He would be remembered forever as the SNL writer who was eaten by a cannibal.

[@rowdy1197]

I never heard of John mu-whoever till now how is he iconic

[@kiranbabu3426]

You are the same type of people that laugh at Amy Schumer gigs

[@ghrosopher]

I love how absolutely floored John was at Pete's reveal

[@proinsiascassidy2888]

Honestly, to me John looked super-concerned that Pete got roped into some shady casting room couch type of stuff.

[@misslarkinreed]

"So, cannibalism is totally illegal at this point." Sometimes, rarely, Jimmy is hilarious.

[@1234lilmama1]

0:43 “yeah I should read the emails” 💀😂

[@laurenwong1970]

Kenzie Love I don’t get it...

[@Nicole-bl3mo]

Asian Jesus like that they emailed out the rules of the game before they went on the show but Pete didn’t read them hence why he is asking all these questions

[@laurenwong1970]

Thorvald at Liberty ohhhh thanks sorry you had to explain it to me!

[@EmyN]

*email

[@darkgrandpriest1645]

Lauren Wong even before that. There’s rules every guest agreesto. Also certain terms and conditions before being there. Q and A’s and such. That’s why everything is filmed before. Notice how when a host asks an over the the top question the guest looks surprised and either walks out or feels attacked? That’s cause that wasn’t agreed upon.

[@dumaskhan]

If you said John Mulaney is from the 20s 40s or 80s, you would be right.

[@cutienerdgirl]

You read my mind!!

[@EthalaRide]

Young Immortal, my guy.

[@thething2723]

He was born in the 20s and he's immortal.

[@carmenburton4918]

He sounds like a narrator from a black and white ..private eye series.. I can imagine him saying"you see, there was this dame, legs as long the Mississippi. She kinda,swayed in to my office"

[@carmenburton4918]

@@ikkemenx I haven't seen it but will def try to now.. where is it.

[@foxglovebohon4535]

“so cannibalism is totally illegal at this point” fun fact cannibalism itself isnt illegal in 49 states, its usually just desecration of a corpse or murder or something to that effect that people get charged with. cannibalism itself is only illegal in idaho.

[@jnorriect]

Well we found the cannibal ☝️☝️

[@Heather-so4wr]

@Jessica Stein Well, cannibalism apparently. But not to worry. It's illegal there now.

[@samiaaguilar7729]

Me living in Idaho...👁👁👀👀

[@Syaaarakickass]

stephanie soo told me this too

[@abijo5052]

Same in the UK. If the person died of natural causes, and gave written consent, it'd be completely (legally) ok.

[@kerryegan3091]

“You’ve probably told me this before....” “I haven’t, I’ve lived a full life. There’s many stories.” John 😂😂😂🥰🥰🥰

[@killingblow528]

2:21 This is so small but watch how Mulaney catches on and cues that last drum/cymbal hit. This man is actually perfect.

[@ANDYxBLINK]

Holy shit I didn't notice the first time I watched it.

[@JessicaGodinez7]

@@ANDYxBLINK Same

[@Noneofyourbyisness]

He didn't cue it You kinda just know where the beat falls.

[@samosamusic]

That's really not that amazing.

[@thingsandstuffetc]

cute

[@Damocles54]

"He never said to me in the elevator 'you'll never believe who i had for dinner last night'"

[@JC-qx3sr]

Damocles54 most underrated comment

[@bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484]

This looks like two gay fathers that aren’t mad at their son, just disappointed.

[@vickistair6403]

BRO THIS COMMENT TOOK ME OUT 😂

[@lauredorion2208]

Im guessing Pete is the son

[@canaisyoung3601]

...that he came out as straight?

[@lianadkl3413]

Bahahah

[@AndresGarcia-ts3cf]

John looked so upset when Pete said it was true

[@br44t]

john looks like an worried but kindhearted unforgiving lawyer and jimmy looks like his enthusiastic dad and pete is their child that goes through at least six identity crisis a month but is getting better

[@regulusarcturusblack13]

Well John's parents are lawyers sooo

[@xisnothappy]

johns father is jimmy but they have a child together 🤔😳?

[@lepanzon]

It makes me so happy that John is not only a good friend to Pete, but also it feels like he sort of decided to take him under his wing and become kind of a mentor to him, and that is dope.

[@StabilizedChaos]

Agreed

[@charlierodriguez236]

MVP

[@ronswanson1874]

Man your life must be so empty

[@davidmsirois]

Hey "Ron Swanson"... we are all on this comment thread... and we are delighted to catch your empty stones as you are now sadly one of us.

[@katrowell4273]

I agree 100%

[@gabyjuarez8081]

I love the fact that John that took Pete under his wing since Pete's suicide scare I loved John before but now I love him even more so much

[@kovarogers9974]

gaby juarez I agree 💯!!!

[@blackmarketdiy9963]

RIGHT? They’re so sweet together.

[@sofiyyasujuandy493]

Ikr aw

[@HaIcyonic]

They were actually good friends long before that!

[@ImTheCookieMonster95]

They have been hanging out since before that.

[@emilyrooney3467]

the amount of times i’ve watched this for john and pete is unhealthy

[@winnieb3324]

Same😂

[@lunapark874]

me too dude

[@marii5050]

Same

[@emmatierney6992]

Oh same

[@jensue3034]

Same

[@andrewtaylor7981]

“I’m going to Jamaica, do you wanna come?” “Fuck yeah dude” 🤣🤣🤣 it’s just that simple, I love it. 😂 that’s such a Pete Davidson response lol

[@tatteredpocket3688]

Total Chad response tbf

[@angeladavidson2350]

John: my neighbor was arrested for cannibalism Jimmy: I went out for beer with a musician and woke up in Nashville Pete: I went to Jamaica with my boss John and Jimmy: THAT'S A LIE NO WAY

[@AmaraEmme]

@Yeps Neps that’s why they were both so jealous haha

[@cathrynmarie4333]

the way they acted completely shocked SENT me. It's just because it's Lorne Michaels, if it was any other boss anywhere, that would have been normal.

[@OALM1991]

Cannibalism??? "Is this L.A?" "No, New York" *Oh* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 That explains it. Lol

[@ShivamSharma-lo1cl]

eat my yellow shit n let me know hows it?

[@marjechevarez790]

what how?? why?

[@JStorkey6]

@@ShivamSharma-lo1cl Explain *NOW*

[@josuegabriel8066]

In L.A everybody is vegan.

[@tiffanymone5880]

Yes, we don’t do that in LA.... I was thinking the same thing lol 😂

[@jessicad4364]

When all John wanted was the approval of Lorne Michaels an Pete got it at 20 he went through the five stages: disbelief, anger, sadness, approval, then impressed Lol

[@TheMaritas2000]

Jessica D 100%

[@alondrahernandez8075]

I noticed that too!!!

[@cynthiacastaneda6687]

Greatest comment Ever. Lol lol

[@tsian7]

Jessica D you could see how johm is desperate to ask more questions!!! Lol

[@Heyssup]

Jessica D LOOOOL

[@later5117]

"he was quiet, but he was so hungry-" This man is just hilarious

[@melanienavarro2083]

“ John rich” “ who” “ big and rich” “WHOO” “ it’s country music” “ oh” 🤣🤣🤣

[@AccessoriesAddict5528]

😂🤣😂

[@kovarogers9974]

I love Pete Davidson!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣.

[@kerlyne8009]

That part took me out! 😂🤣

[@katherinehunter9526]

The look on Pete's face, totally cut me up . LOL! 🤟

[@pamjohnston4704]

i could watch john mulaney and pete davidson interrogate each other for hours. make it a movie... a buddy cop movie. i want it.

[@Vghtp]

Pam Johnston I see it I like it I want it I got it 😂😂

[@Andy-rt3ll]

Yes!!!!

[@alyreadsbooks7560]

Pam Johnston I would watch that 😂

[@Pualowkey]

Pam Johnston id see that

[@RebelEight-z7q]

the world demands it!

[@tanyac34]

John is so surprised by Pete's truth. He looks flabbergasted until the end.

[@ariyakang8603]

He seems jealous lol it’s adorable

[@WILLYLYNCH.]

Because he know Pete probably got taken advantage of. In Hollywood they are some freaks and trick out young actors. You would be surprised what a lot of famous people will do to get ahead in the industry.

[@marjechevarez790]

@@WILLYLYNCH. Is Lorne Michaels gay?

[@ballsoutballistic]

Marj Echevaréz I thought Lorne was married...to a woman. But you don’t have to be gay or unmarried to be a predator

[@arelimartin8414]

He seems jealous. Lorne is a hard person to impress trust me

[@nataliacontreras8490]

Im having a major Pete Davidson phase right now and I’m not mad

[@yourfairygodmother5661]

same

[@xx5xxxx]

Samee

[@imaffyy]

Same

[@camilagarcia1978]

same

[@Yumyum-yo6op]

Same

[@Kyotosomo]

Getting three SNL guys together always results in a good time.

[@kimjonglongdong3481]

Bahahahahaha

[@CaliBoyee818]

SNL is trash

[@DD-sq3mr]

THIS shoulda been the cast for the newest ghostbusters movie. lmfa

[@DONFOREVER]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mWm6qXeQfK-tadk

[@raccootrasho4089]

@@CaliBoyee818 ok

[@slavicharrystyles6914]

It's such a joy to see Pete healthy and laughing again. Thank goodness he's alright.

[@crazymoon3]

he has a great smile :)

[@karibrasuka]

Matt Rose you know that smiling and laughing doesn’t exactly mean to be a happy person right? 3 people close to me committed suicide and they were acting as happy as Pete.

[@somethingfunny8734]

@@karibrasuka most of us have dealt with suicide. No reason to attack on here, Karen.

[@sotharioch290]

Healthy...

[@lulumaltese1172]

It’s called being high. Smoking away reality... tuff

[@supermaxthelabrador]

the first guy was a pro, he should do this for a living

[@alecb1304]

@Aphrodite41444 and big mouth

[@itssheena9688]

Your dog is cute !

[@supermaxthelabrador]

@Aphrodite41444 surely will do after this performance hahaha

[@supermaxthelabrador]

@@itssheena9688 thank you

[@tiffanyvan7531]

my man john mulaney did not become a head writer for SNL & have 2 Netflix specials to be called "the first guy"

[@itzelgallardo3592]

“that’s hollywood” *does finger guns* 😂 i’ve found my new favorite quote

[@silverioescobedo953]

Pete and John look like Jimmy's conscience. Pete being the devil and John being the angel

[@meghnaagarwal891]

Silverio Escobedo omg yes.

[@GerardoLimon]

This has to be a movie, could you imagine two hours of them getting Jimmy's movie character to do God only knows what?!

[@darkgiggler]

what a great way to narrate this lol

[@18azema]

You nailed it.

[@meechelios6716]

John Mulaney looks like he had a lot of questions left unsaid about Pete's trip to Jamaica.

[@melitapiovani1243]

😂😂😂

[@jacencade4019]

Plot twist he went to fyre festival

[@officiallyarxi5721]

lmao

[@ogzombiebreakfast]

You know there are gonna be a lot of salty ex-cast members now.

[@wildcrocus]

One gets the impression that the only stayed unsaid till the second he got Pete alone to interrogate him about the whole thing off camera.

[@_kellyfurman]

Jimmy and John: oh yeah [country music singer] Pete, embodying Gen Z spirit: *WHO*

[@Theimmortalmisfit]

I like the way he said “ a man, your senior “ lol

[@shreeyag.5411]

Anyone else think about how John was once a blackout drunk, smoked cocaine AND did mushrooms at one point? And now he's a self proclaimed "piece of plain white bread" XD EDIT: so this aged very poorly and I was a dumbass 12 yo when I wrote this. i just hope everyone involved is happy and healthy in the end and I wish them all the best of luck. (also pls don't attack other ppl in the comments :)

[@SasquatchKB]

ShreeyA GomataM ...smoked cocaine?

[@synthetic4290]

I think he meant to say drink cocaine.

[@kaigeddes]

I think he tries to hard and it is off-putting.

[@liluhaas]

ShreeyA GomataM when?

[@aleishaallen4076]

Lila X in college. He talks a lot about it in his comedy specials. Very funny. He talks about getting drunk and taking drugs all the time 😂😂

[@bella8889]

John: "So who was it?" Jimmy: "It was John Rich--" Pete: "Who??" Jimmy: "Of Big & Rich" Pete: "Who??" John: "Big & Rich!" Jimmy: *"It's country music"* Pete: *"Ohh"* I'm 💀

[@chasepotter2376]

Brad Miller so is he saying they’re not well known because they definitely are lol

[@littlesoft5918]

Yuh got you

[@kokolatte825]

@@chasepotter2376 the point is Pete doesn't know anything about country music. Even I've heard of Big and Rich even though I couldn't name one song.

[@IAmWhiteEagle]

@@kokolatte825 I'm 30 and I've never heard of them and I listen to country and classic rock

[@1Valakii]

John: they were on the bachelor one time

[@amandamarshall1485]

It’s actually kinda a sweet story. A senior successful man seeing a like-able guy who grew up without a dad and not a lot of money and asking “you wanna go on a vacation?”

[@JohnSmith-cc3ud]

John seemed genuinely concerned that Pete went to Jamaica with their old man boss... knowing how these people in the entertainment business can be rather fishy and at times straight up violating.

[@celebiglives9842]

christy j separate and apart from your statement though they’ve hinted at some creepy stuff going on in Hollywood. Cutting off people’s heads and eating it!!??? Anyways, Pete was 20 and it’s not hard for him to be taken advantage of

[@anneeeev]

Cmon there’s no need for that comment, John was just surprised. It’s stuff like this that could start rumors. Let’s not get ahead of ourselves thinking everyone in the industry is the same.

[@celebiglives9842]

juania jackson how are you so SURE that John was just surprised? There’s no need for this comment cause this is just you assuming stuff like the original comment

[@fiona9443]

I agree. I don't believe it was jealousy John was feeling, but rather concern. John seems to be like an overprotective older brother towards Pete.

[@JohnSmith-cc3ud]

@@anneeeev that's not suggesting everyone in the industry is the same, rather that the corruption exists. To assume it does not is dangerous and ignorant. You look both way when u cross the street right...even if u don't hear any cars...

[@moonlightval13]

*im so happy to see that pete is doing good, wishing him the best*

[@klo632]

Valeria Talavera him and John have been spending a lot of time together, maybe that’s making a difference...like having a close friendship like that

[@rachela2727]

@@klo632 John's a really good guy and a great influence for him to be around. It's better than MGK

[@chrono050]

They are touring together. Actually doind a show at my old highschool in NJ.

[@stacey9377]

Valeria Talavera they both were on snl

[@patar2112]

@@rachela2727 100% agreed. MGK still gotta get his shit together. He's not in a place to be influencing anyone.

[@nathanlayman]

You can tell they are both a little upset that Lorne Michael's was so cool to Pete that early on haha

[@ivanvillarreal4290]

True. You can see it on John's face.

[@aceofmomsyea4502]

Yes!

[@katherinehunter9526]

Plus Pete and Lorne are both Scorpio's. Pete's birthday is on the 16 and Lorne the 17 of November. That along with the fact that Lorne has seen many young artists come through who have unfortunately passed away and he has a big Canadian heart who truly wants the best for all these up and coming stars.

[@Jo-chilin]

johns face says it all haha completely baffled

[@nickmyguy8232]

@@katherinehunter9526 What does it matter they're both Scorpios? Star signs don't mean shit.

[@chasefollett4107]

I love how generally shocked Mulaney was that Pete went to Jamaica with Loren

[@UmpaDuncdude]

Jesus Christ, what was John Mulaney's lie in the other envelope?!?

[@churrocharcharm]

"I had a non-cannibal neighbor"

[@Paulafan5]

"I looked Lorne Michaels in the eye".

[@khyliegabriella5929]

“Mick Jagger and I bought Diet Coke In Wal-mart, because we are besties.”

[@elizeholyoake7894]

"I didn't kill princess Diana"

[@ayasoussi4998]

@@elizeholyoake7894 HAHAHAHAHHAH

[@julesk2629]

John and Pete’s friendship gives me so much joy

[@SpideyGamingChannel]

Totally agreed with you!!

[@harlow8542]

When John heard that the Jamaica one was true he looked like he was interrogating his troublesome son and he just admitted to stealing alcohol from him and his wife

[@ayasoussi4998]

oddly specific but that makes sense

[@DUTCHESSMD]

“He never said to me in the elevator, ‘guess what? I might be a cannibal!’.” 😂

[@tierrareed3139]

“He groomed me in the office” Pete is hilarious

[@9jawatcher176]

I think he said, "He GREW me in the office".

[@phoebeyuan1642]

I think it was he grouped me in the office, like the app..?

[@9jawatcher176]

@Yepper Nepper like grew someone in a lab or something. Like he was created for that purpose??? That's what I thought he meant

[@grace_maclean_bailey]

If you turn on the cc it says grew

[@vincentwaterson3480]

@@grace_maclean_bailey but I really don’t get that joke. Grew. Groomed sounds more appropriate but something he most likely wouldn’t say yet

[@011mph]

John looked kind of worried for Pete when he told the vacation story lol

[@fantantantan1560]

zynbw no..he actually looked like he wanted to have been the one who had gone with Lorne to Jamaica lol

[@colbyjelliff3217]

Is it just me or does Pete look healthier than he has in a while

[@killerblingxbl]

Colby Jelliff Its that Kate Beckinsale kitty tho

[@qcm0nster995]

@@killerblingxbl yup he got a cute pet kitty he named kate beckinsale

[@_Maxten]

Thats just because his hair isnt blonde. Remember they said he looked like he had the suds when he had it

[@xcelestialsongx]

Finally in a drama-free relationship, lol.

[@kaylasheppard7746]

@@xcelestialsongx Truth

[@sara.sharma]

just two men and an asian-american woman playing a game of true confessions

[@oasis4ever718]

Uhhhh no

[@sara.sharma]

@@oasis4ever718 so you’re clearly not a john mulaney fan huh?

[@emmatierney6992]

@@sara.sharma she’s not in the John Mulaney club

[@oliverd7021]

this comment made me very happy

[@haleywalker6508]

STOP SHGSHSHS

[@ScarlettJ1221]

I think John stopped aging since 1950

[@lakshayagarwal652]

I think this joke is from 1950

[@paigealicious1718]

Wait..

[@clarkkent163000]

@@lakshayagarwal652 Your mom is from 1950

[@tsmith4988]

Druid Hey watch it- that’s my wife!

[@h.s.2059]

@@tsmith4988 wait you cheated on me!!!!!

[@emmamikaelyan9104]

2:46 Pete: What message boards are you on? 😂

[@QiotiCoyote]

John mulaneys reaction is the right reaction. He legit thought Pete was groomed or some shit luckily that wasn't the case

[@JustinHeideman]

“Yes.... it’s true..” “You have to ask questions!” “No I know you it’s true” 😂

[@briterry4961]

Pete glowin after the breakup skin lookin clear af

[@freelikeyve]

Bri Terry 😂😂

[@xcelestialsongx]

Rebounding with Kate Beckinsale will do that!🤣

[@AliBeratArslan]

@@xcelestialsongx she is making him wear masks every fucking day

[@holeephuck4421]

His eyes still look like buttholes