True Evangelion fan be like

hakone(tokyo III location) neon genesis evangelion vending machine #hakone #tokyo3 #EVA #LCL #Asuka #Rei

[@thatonesomebody5696]

Evangelion characters are always happier in products than they have ever been at any point in the canon

[@chasechilcoate4476]

@Глеб Борисов ?

[@LuNa_097]

@Глеб Борисов stfu

[@KemoTherapy69]

@Глеб Борисов oh? You’re approaching us? With your opinion that nobody asked for?

[@razz5614]

@Глеб Борисов why are you here then

[@NSG-kc6zl]

Who is the russian guy and what did he say

[@super8ben]

The happiest she’s ever looked.

[@jgr7487]

this hits hard.

[@antobatta1551]

S-stop...

[@xyz0697]

Ya.. yamete oi pls dude you'll make us all cry plss ......

[@d11se]

Aaeeeeee yo stop

[@critical_shot1258]

Yeah when the hospita-

[@Wrp223]

*starts strangling the vending machine*

[@HoneyMochi]

IT ALLLLLL RETURRRNNNSSSS TO NOOOOOTHINGGGGG

[@CrayonEater2003]

*Busts to the vending machine when it's turned off*

[@thegood6276]

Battery goes out

[@xadek821]

starts cumming on the vending machine

[@Seele-2015]

@@HoneyMochi ITS JUST KEEP *TUBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN*

[@thepimppresident653]

“You want a coffee Shinji” “I’m a guy”

[@Marmaladejar]

"So? Im gay"

[@Xibalba_FGC]

@@Marmaladejarwe love shinji failing to understand homosexuality 😭

[@S.D.323]

​@@Xibalba_FGCironic thing is shinji is clearly bisexual which makes me think he was more so criticizing kaji for being a womanizer or you know pointing out that he was 14 my kaji and misato are made for each other both hebephiles

[@desko2041]

@@lumiiineonIt is a word tho Use google?

[@brojoe44]

​@@lumiiineoni think it was irony

[@jesmerjuatchon6999]

"Get in the vending machine shinji!"

[@godskyro2873]

Lol Shinji ran away

[@Cringemoment4045]

In you go

[@godskyro2873]

@Walter White lol Shinji is a pussy cat

[@sirdingmydong2107]

Lol. I haven't watched alot of EVA but, I got this, and its gold lol

[@godskyro2873]

@@sirdingmydong2107 go read the manga

[@thegwallitn5337]

0/10 he didn't pour some of the coffee on his hand and call himself fukt up

[@JSFurbyman]

Damnit you're right miss my chance. Next time tho

[@Guru_1092]

@@JSFurbyman Imma subscribe, so you better coffee nut on your hand or it's all downhill from here.

[@JSFurbyman]

@@Guru_1092 will do next winter for sure if they let me enter Japan or akira didn't already blew it up!

[@Guru_1092]

@@JSFurbyman Alright. Proud of you.

[@kninzotagoni3635]

@@JSFurbyman cant wait to see that aswell

[@Moliminous]

The face when you didn't have a cute girl buy you the bitter black coffee instead.

[@TheVaughnenator]

Then act all tsun about not liking bitter things before drinking it anyway.

[@RyuKen-1337]

And then getting hit by a Vespa bike driven by a crazy girl with a electric guitar

[@Emprah]

@@RyuKen-1337 flcl?

[@RyuKen-1337]

@@Emprah Absolutely.

[@Emprah]

@@RyuKen-1337 one could say LCL🤯🤯🤯

[@sugarpapaelmo2004]

I don’t remember her ever cracking a genuine smile before, this is a first

[@lv.2073]

There’s a legit brand called “The Coffee”

[@waffleusb2911]

*The* Coffee

[@angerberry]

wait until they find out about any other coffee 🤫

[@joshuacrisanto7419]

no it's still UCC. "The Coffee" must be the product's name. still funny tho

[@kudatama]

There's also a wine brand "wine".

[@rosaburgs6019]

“The chocolate” as well

[@tomasclarialogatto7925]

The true fan is depressed

[@thepopcornguywithextrabutt4576]

same

[@ihatescammers2477]

Ikr fuuuck

[@beautifulbeaner]

@bokesita ! ! that’s even more depressing

[@l4zy332]

@bokesita ! ! my waifu is a rat, why is there a rat in my can of soda?

[@l4zy332]

@bokesita ! ! someone who probably has the decency to put a rat in a can of soda

[@BlitzkriegBryce]

Let me guess, you have to stand still and wait 20 mins in total silence before it gives you your drink.

[@Ruskah0307]

why cant western vending machines be this cool? the coolest thing I ever got from one was a bag of crisps that had the same branding as that Caribbean crush drink, Japan out here with branded machines

[@blob6602]

we have cyberpunk sprite in russia lol

[@mrpineapple3942]

Because we’re too capitalist and consumerist. Looks don’t matter if it tastes good.

[@chocococolatte3303]

@@blob6602 I would love to taste cyberpunk sprite

[@fatstacksfatlips8708]

@@mrpineapple3942 So western vending machine are too capitalist and consumerist but Japanese vending machines with a giant ad plastered on them aren’t?

[@mrpineapple3942]

@@fatstacksfatlips8708 no

[@periodicdragonflare5572]

Japan in nutshell 1make 2d character 2:make 2d character sell things 3:profit 4:(optional) make body pillow

[@eh6194]

Hell I’d buy numbah 4

[@democard1199]

5: Boob mousepads 6: Plushie 7: *HOLOGRAM WAIFUS* (Literally)

[@periodicdragonflare5572]

@@democard1199 now make #7 expensive as hell

[@hegpxl]

8: depression

[@VictorIV0310]

9. Downplay/deny war crimes.

[@prima5113]

This is the *real* ending of Evangelion..

[@tobigrantlbart]

Congratulations

[@erenyeahgirl6349]

Omedeto

[@aestheticm.6280]

Omedato

[@shermablackwood3534]

Congratulations

[@Brandelwyn]

Yeah it will be remembered for rebuilds and this all this crappy merchandise instead of what it truly is

[@finn5335]

the “get no bitches” vending machine

[@h2ojr1]

**looks down at my hand holding the coffee cup from the machine** I'm so fucked up...

[@chochikoichi7472]

Where’s the orange drink

[@tonezzzmindset4148]

😏😏

[@Zero-rq9ti]

LCL!

[@kana_0104]

orange ↓ LCL

[@seronymus]

Where's Asuka's armpit sweat?

[@tonezzzmindset4148]

@@seronymus Homie you good 💀💀

[@Qmanz-qu2rj]

Friend: why did you buy that you don't even drink coffee Me: starts singing cruel angel theses and chugs it

[@godskyro2873]

Lol the cruel angel is laughing nonstop

[@ardraagatama2858]

Aftermath : you can (not) sleep

[@CheekiScrubb]

*dies and wakes up again*

[@maj0ra124]

I misread friend as frank

[@Lollol-ty2nx]

E

[@DJ_not_DJ]

“Voyons esti!” … I see, a fellow maple syrup baguette

[@beadyblue]

Québécois raids Japan

[@abl9643]

Enweye shinji rentre dans machine à café!

[@sho-chan7677]

Can I come?!

[@LOLITANOIR]

EoE after ending: *depressed* Also me: *"GET IN THE WAIFU, SHINJI!"*

[@m234476ghhma]

Asuka: And i took that personally

[@TheMaster4534]

You mean "Get in the husbando Shinji" *looks at Kaworu*

[@The-jy3yq]

@@TheMaster4534 Kaworu best waifu -prove me wrong-

[@amogussussy4661]

🤨

[@FriendlyNeighbourhoodSpideyBoi]

@@The-jy3yq Ramiel

[@EhRandomGuy]

The last thing I ever expected to hear was a good hearted "voyons esti là"

[@Snow-ej5fm]

i was so confused because it sounded french but i couldn’t make it out. québécois slang?

[@nightlust]

I'm french and I dont get it

[@toastymctoaster5804]

@@Snow-ej5fm yup it is

[@EnjoyVideos99]

@@nightlust cest un quebecois

[@nightlust]

@@EnjoyVideos99 oh ok merci ahah

[@armourslayer8942]

I love KZbin's algorithm, recommending me a video uploaded 2 years ago that almost no one has seen until today Wait when did this video get to 1M views when I first saw it only had like 17K or so holy shit

[@idunnomaso5912]

Right?

[@seronymus]

Same

[@JustBizmuth]

wouldn't love it any other way

[@WolfManLego]

Nice comment,i would like to steal it for another video's comment section

[@lazybro3398]

Lmao. I love your username, and your pfp.

[@rylegrimrick]

As someone who is actually had that brand of coffee before it's actually really good.... I don't care if it's Evangelion I actually just like the coffee

[@user-qj9go7jj3f]

We all need this in our lives.

[@OmegaRedFan]

Not true

[@denalove4159]

​@@OmegaRedFanYes true

[@yoshi999z7]

Dude true fans don’t go outside or have a girl behind them laughing.

[@WhiteKnuckleRide512]

Stfu, guy

[@lune5289]

@@WhiteKnuckleRide512 no u

[@WhiteKnuckleRide512]

@@lune5289 Fuck; shit.

[@seronymus]

FAKECEL DETECTED

[@berketexx]

@@TheBananamonger SEXHAVING MEN IS KILLING ME

[@TheScurge]

And here I was, hoping for Fanta :(

[@blisteringstars]

IT ALL COMES TUMBLIN DOWN

[@mrvlad-jd9is]

Тут нету пиваса, который пила Мисато

[@Kotaichi]

Me and a buddy of mine went around Tokyo looking for as many of these vending machines as possible. We spent nearly all of our paychecks on coffee.

[@kittykittybangbang9367]

Did you find any eva theme?

[@itsthefuzz]

Was it eva any good??

[@handlesarestupid154]

Foolish

[@kokonbini]

>Doesn't order orange soda

[@FRISHR]

The drink liquid better be orange.

[@user-ds4vi9ux4k]

アスカが尊い。

[@fargone1878]

Québécois travels to Japan to live his Eva fever dream.

[@Cirque-du-Filet-Mignon]

Ben oui calisse

[@tristanfranc8131]

Ah bin chu pas le seul à l'avoir spoté !

[@xaviergauvin4085]

On est une coupe à l'avoir spotté

[@fargone1878]

Ca pouvais être toff parcontre j'entends même pas s'qui dit après "ben voyons osti...".

[@panpaii7996]

J’me demandais si j’étais le seul a l’avoir entendu criss ahah

[@shinjiiiiiii]

Thought misatos beer would be in there

[@blob6602]

i want Rei fanta goddamit

[@samdherring]

I noticed a distinct lack of Bich beer.

[@S.D.323]

O hi shinji

[@Jadesitalamasbonita]

A day I'll travel to Japan just for find that machine.

[@regin80]

He smacked that button harder then the 4th impact strikes Earth.

[@willpoweramv]

"So can I buy you a drink? Cup O Tea?"

[@jessthemess7248]

Kaji...I'm a boy.

[@ArcYT]

@@jessthemess7248 lmaoo

[@JazzyJonas]

Ah I was gonna say that!

[@mfitzburger5137]

*SCREAMS*

[@NyscanRohid]

*_AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA_*

[@GinyuForceOfficial]

Vending machine: *has anime girl* Every weebs: *why didnt you say so*

[@ansonburgdorf6372]

The American equivalent of this is wonder woman on a coke can

[@sebastiang1317]

Imagina que despues de la compra, la maquina te diga: ¡FELIZ JUEVES!

[@AngelofDeath57935]

Literal, ah pero lo turbio es que el LCL es una bebida energizante.

[@caseydeez]

Si xd

[@jonathangamez1670]

Shinji would choke that vending machine out.

[@wrongrabbit]

*sees the title* *sees this is clearly taking place in Japan* "Ben voyons esti là" びっくりした！ J'm'attendais crissement par à ça.

[@dendron3969]

“Voyons esti”

[@dspmt9854]

Asuka be getting kicked when the machine doesn't work :'(

[@tristanfoss7469]

They should've bought orange juice.

[@simon_roy]

La dernière chose que je m'attendais en cliquant sur cette vidéo, c'est de pogner un Québecois en train de sacrer après une machine distributrice au Japon

[@Le007bigpapa]

Sacré surprise

[@dominiklepage2118]

N'importe quel pays est approprié pour sacré quand tu es québécois, faut juste le faire un petit peu plus calme parce que tout le monde va nous courir après pour nous faire dire n'importe quoi

[@mamounir5740]

Pareille

[@Cirque-du-Filet-Mignon]

@@mamounir5740 classic

[@MaxmusTrngl]

@@dominiklepage2118 ouin haha

[@t-posetimmy6834]

Meanwhile American Vending machines: Out Of Order

[@Kagemono764]

彼がなんのキャラを手に入れたのかめちゃめちゃ気になる

[@NeverSett1ed]

A real fan would bought the entire machine

[@pepino3554]

I dont know how i got this but i can proudly say i love it

[@distinctloafer]

That's not true Evangelion fans, that's just Japanese Priviledge.

[@ryukobestwaifu3319]

I’m confused wdym priviledge

[@conway_bidoof7392]

@@ryukobestwaifu3319 He said that since this is in Japan and us outsiders (most likely) wouldn’t be able to be a fan big enough to walk up to an Eva vending machine like they could

[@fakuri913]

Nah, it's every being that come from lilith privilege

[@ryukobestwaifu3319]

@@conway_bidoof7392 i beg to differ id do it even in the US wtf is anyone gonna say to me about it anyways

[@dacook5589]

@@ryukobestwaifu3319 probably because most vending machines like this are only in Japan, and thus a Japanese priviledge as only the Japanese have easy access to them and other similar anime related public stuff

[@shinespark2175]

"Buy me a fucking coffee Shinji!"

[@reasonablequit7535]

“Wanna go on a date sometime?” “ *Im a boy you know?* ”

[@loreimtb]

Je m'attendais tellement pas à ce "voyons esti là"- FANS D'EVANGELION DU QUÉBEC OUIOUIOUI

[@babyduv3241]

Same bro jt'étais fucking surpris

[@wizard1597]

Same hahaha

[@Herbrax212]

TOKEBEKICITE SHINJI!!

[@anty1921]

Hahaha, je m’attendais pas à un dude qui dit "voyons osti là"

[@Yasogi_Original]

Me if were there.... Me standing and crying for her picture...

[@JoJoFan87]

Swap this with JoJo's Bizarre Adventure and I would agree.

[@jayespin]

Saw this machine when my buds and I were in Kyoto. Friend is a huge Eva fan and instantly ran to buy a drink from it

[@CrowAkechi_The_Luminary]

i was half expecting him to stab the drink on the part with asukas face

[@corpmobb4134]

You're cringe

[@amunago080]

@@corpmobb4134 stfu

[@corpmobb4134]

@rеtаrdеd аss níggа Hahaha alright chick

[@corpmobb4134]

@touhou nigga u cute.

[@shanekrauchi2465]

\*glug glug glug* WHOOO YEEEAAAAAAAAAH!… \*burp*

[@CalvinWiersum]

So, can I buy you a drink? Cup o’ tea?

[@kurovisuals4272]

For a second I though you were gonna recreate the hospital scene in EOE lol

[@hectordatrashartist1649]

Bro?

[@lefthandman3558]

Its been 2 years... NOW KZbin!??!!??

[@kayfarah]

the true fan is finishing tying a noose

[@madisonshapiro4009]

They were selling this coffee at world market and it sold out :( I need more

[@Metalhed1300p]

I'm sorry but is no one gonna mention how sick that 2nd coin goes straight into his fingers?

[@DaxterGangster]

Let we see, In game Honkai Impact 3 was launched an collaboration with Evangelion for a limited time :>

[@Qiwak]

Can confirm. We are like this!

[@CarlosLuna-bi4kv]

Hacen cualquier cosa pero con una mona china de portada: El vato:stonks

[@Freedomlander_101]

0/10: He didn't ordered LCL Tang Juice! >:^(

[@jotapedonoso4696]

POV: you're Kaji trying to buy Shinji a _Cup o' Tea_

[@ernestkhalimov1007]

Wish somebody would give her speech bubble saying : Feliz.Jueves!

[@cat-roomba3444]

I’m so much much of an evangelion fan I decided to slowly cause the end of the world.

[@MuseOfTheMoose]

What if the real UCC Eva brand coffee was the friends we made along the way?

[@cookiesandbruh3276]

A real Evangelion fan will hold his friend and kiss him here.

[@AugmentedGravity]

GET IN THE DAMN VENDING MACHINE SHINJIN

[@yantarniy]

From Kazakhstan, love it.

[@hubee2407]

inb4 this reaches 100k views Seriously only 634?!

[@Nikki-tm2ck]

Nice to see someone with a watamote pfp. A rare gem indeed

[@ffwast]

True evangelion fans be like "I have been arguing with strangers on the internet about these two anime girls for over 20 years"

[@tamura_mask.friday_workshop]

なんて素敵な自販機なんだ…

[@DefinitelyNotAdolfHitler]

i love the part when he strangles the machine and IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN

[@darthzayexeet3653]

“I’ll just take the LCL please”

[@chochi212]

Ay, yo quería el jugo de naranja :(

[@eliotisconfusedaboutyourpa8105]

Ive just finished watching Evangelion and now many Evangelion videos are in my recommended xD

[@Nikjem]

Обожаю Аску за её красоту..

[@foreiveralone]

the fact that the drink collecting compartment perfectly alignes with asuka’s chest… *It’s too good to be a mere coincidence*

[@7napoleon]

Can I get a bottle of LCL liquid from this vending machine?

[@izzycet]

The only essential thing in life is evangelion coffee with depressing characters that look happier than in cannon

[@vanillehere]

"Idc about the taste, if there's anime in there I'll consume it" -Weebs

[@revolutioninc7081]

“I’m a guy”

[@rejectrealism]

C U P O' T E A

[@johnpaulbruh7909]

Fanta

[@Sendai_Love]

あったか〜い

[@kiliumearth4063]

So proud 😭

[@BeyondEllisBeck]

You see ladies and gentlemen, this is what a man of culture looks like. The genes of an alpha male flows through this one.

[@monkesociety1698]

I don't think many eva fans would even be outside the basement..

[@remino]

Allons, tabarnac de canne, envoye!

[@KaihanDTuna]

i throught you gonna drop some cream on that machine

[@MrStupidarmy]

Came here for reminder, Asuka >>>>>> Rei

[@EricksinL0ra321]

Exactly

[@dare_kanjut2921]

This is not perfect without misato,ritsuko and maya Anyway i love milf :3

[@distinctloafer]

You brain must be rusty or stoopid if misato ritsuko and maya are milf.

[@sheepuswoolius]

How is she a MILF? She's not a mom is she?

[@KS-qr1ry]

@@sheepuswoolius shes a mommy gf

[@ncxo1975]

The part where you take out the can is placed right at her chest. Round of applause for the designer 👍

[@animejouzu3631]

Congrats on this short blowing up!