True Facts About The Tapir

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@Hulkzilla0
@Hulkzilla0 8 жыл бұрын
The fact that this has an actual moral makes this video even more beautiful.
@user-yo2lt8ch7v
@user-yo2lt8ch7v 8 жыл бұрын
The fact that it has exactly 100 likes makes this comment even more beautiful
@kileyjohnthemedic402
@kileyjohnthemedic402 6 жыл бұрын
475! BOOM!
@gaben6462
@gaben6462 5 жыл бұрын
Yes
@grannaidhhaysmckerlie2115
@grannaidhhaysmckerlie2115 5 жыл бұрын
Uhh... Was there a moral to this story?? 🤔 Wait! Is it 'If you are a guy Tapir, dont use your kickstand in public'?
@trebtsmith1243
@trebtsmith1243 4 жыл бұрын
It’s straight up a fable
@abruemmer77
@abruemmer77 5 жыл бұрын
"If you never take any risks, like Tapir, you might just fade away" This must be one of the saddest sentences in history! :'(
@mortalclown3812
@mortalclown3812 5 жыл бұрын
Gosh, you're awfully young to fathom the true pathos of that comment. 🙋‍♀️💔🎼🎻 Really. Paz y luz.
@Zyleace
@Zyleace 4 жыл бұрын
..... and that's how Tapir do
@thesleepydot
@thesleepydot 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly ;(
@deepfriedsalt567
@deepfriedsalt567 4 жыл бұрын
I am perfectly content to fade away. I was once a star pupil and studied chemistry at university. About half way through I snapped and spiraled into a deep depression that I'm still dealing with. Thankfully nobody expects anything of me anymore. My dream of pointing to a photo of researchers and saying "there I am, I helped make that happen" may be in ruins, but life isn't about dreams. It's about making the pain of existence more bearable. Bonus points for making someone else's life more bearable.
@creativedesignation7880
@creativedesignation7880 4 жыл бұрын
Even more sad is that most of the animals in this tale are also facing extinction...
@DetectiveSpratt
@DetectiveSpratt 9 жыл бұрын
Someone turn this into a children's book.
@mrsockmonkey1969
@mrsockmonkey1969 8 жыл бұрын
minus the 5th leg
@alejandrorojas5321
@alejandrorojas5321 8 жыл бұрын
Including the big schlong part?
@ChaosSniper999
@ChaosSniper999 8 жыл бұрын
Especially the schlong.
@asmallphd9648
@asmallphd9648 8 жыл бұрын
Christopher Bateman I like shlong
@snowywolfgirl9562
@snowywolfgirl9562 7 жыл бұрын
Jack Spratt all of these need to be kids books omg I love these so much
@tapirsareunder-appreciated2272
@tapirsareunder-appreciated2272 6 жыл бұрын
I worked with tapirs when I interned at a zoo, and portraying them as mild-mannered ladies who like couponing, crosswords, and Leno is very fitting. They're very sweet, chill animals! Also, they love belly rubs and having their ears played with.
@JustDatBoi
@JustDatBoi 27 күн бұрын
Lol love your channel name
@zefrank
@zefrank 11 жыл бұрын
it is sad isn't it. i love the tapir. especially those little noises it makes.
@areid5907
@areid5907 Жыл бұрын
Please explain in detail the function and origin of their noses ? Lol that would be great.
@areid5907
@areid5907 Жыл бұрын
And why do they look like little deformed zebra babies?
@ikbintom
@ikbintom Жыл бұрын
You were victim blaming 😛
@a.y.t.a.s.494
@a.y.t.a.s.494 Жыл бұрын
How is there only 3 replies on a 10yr old comment
@Thurston86
@Thurston86 Жыл бұрын
@@a.y.t.a.s.494 Now there are four.
@Michaelwavewastaken
@Michaelwavewastaken 8 жыл бұрын
"That's not really badass Tapir. Yesterday I had to kill a crocodile that bit my ass" oh my god that killed me
@renasance2
@renasance2 8 жыл бұрын
So you're saying you're the crocodile that bit Hippo's ass?
@Michaelwavewastaken
@Michaelwavewastaken 8 жыл бұрын
Renasance maybe
@Death-ol4he
@Death-ol4he 5 жыл бұрын
I swear I'm dyslexic or something because I read it as cockroach
@Concerned_Custodian
@Concerned_Custodian 5 жыл бұрын
@@Sunaki1000 *epic
@BlitzboyGaming
@BlitzboyGaming 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, hippos can kill a crocodile.
@Aries1990
@Aries1990 9 жыл бұрын
"Pig replied YOLO" I lost it.
@MylotheZooLovingScientist
@MylotheZooLovingScientist 9 жыл бұрын
+therealearthmunkey Same, oh my god. xD
@FinMertons
@FinMertons 8 жыл бұрын
The pig smiled knowingly, "YOLO"
@littleperidorito7486
@littleperidorito7486 8 жыл бұрын
Yolo = you only like owls
@DigCamara
@DigCamara 7 жыл бұрын
you say pigs, I say sharks. Pigs, sharks, let's call the whole thing off.
@awesomechannel257
@awesomechannel257 7 жыл бұрын
therealearthmunkey 🐗
@sambonesam
@sambonesam 9 жыл бұрын
"And then pig farted and backed out of the room slowly making an 'Oooooo' noise to sound mysterious."
@connorbosley4431
@connorbosley4431 5 жыл бұрын
What's funny is that if pigs could talk they probably would do that
@nomdon4231
@nomdon4231 5 жыл бұрын
Me playing hide and seek 2:55
@brodyfrable4250
@brodyfrable4250 4 жыл бұрын
@@connorbosley4431 *animal farm intensifies*
@daltonyates819
@daltonyates819 4 жыл бұрын
I realy just red this wile hearing it on the video
@carolynngregg3996
@carolynngregg3996 4 жыл бұрын
I think he stole that from Horton Hears a Who. 😂
@02protoman
@02protoman 9 жыл бұрын
The tapir literally has a fifth leg...damn
@Valancet
@Valancet 9 жыл бұрын
William Daniel .........
@GrimUndead94
@GrimUndead94 9 жыл бұрын
William Daniel Sherlock.
@dangerouscovers7931
@dangerouscovers7931 9 жыл бұрын
William Daniel Is it really? It can't be...
@1995smile1
@1995smile1 9 жыл бұрын
William Daniel lmao!! oh wow smh
@ariq45
@ariq45 9 жыл бұрын
William Daniel its bigger than yours anyway
@ThatRandomJ
@ThatRandomJ 10 жыл бұрын
"Bird came next, but bird's an idiot, so we won't talk about him."
@imani2114
@imani2114 9 жыл бұрын
ThatRandomJ i died at that part
@raym5398
@raym5398 9 жыл бұрын
OMIGOD YOUR DEAD HOW ARE U MAKING A REPLY THEN? Zombies confirmed..
@Damon-sw8fg
@Damon-sw8fg 9 жыл бұрын
Raychell Curley HEY
@tamnickyle
@tamnickyle 9 жыл бұрын
The birds rights activist shall come for you.
@blueprideaj7168
@blueprideaj7168 9 жыл бұрын
+ThatRandomJ Bird said " grow wings and colorful feathers and people will pay more attention to you " Tapir said " I cant even grow a beak, how could I grow feathers and wigns??!! "
@Gottaculat
@Gottaculat 3 жыл бұрын
Bear: "Do you know any tricks?" Tapir: * zzzzzzzip... THUD * Bear: "Let's just put that away, and pretend this never happened."
@kingcosworth2643
@kingcosworth2643 Ай бұрын
Bears just hiding jealousy behind morality.
@thepond37
@thepond37 8 жыл бұрын
"I chased down an antelope and ate it's intestines while it was still alive. It started to scream, so I bit it's face off" Aaaaaaaaand my lungs explode
@youngsavage3926
@youngsavage3926 8 жыл бұрын
Fucking same
@kimberlymcclain6478
@kimberlymcclain6478 8 жыл бұрын
wtf
@killerskillet
@killerskillet 8 жыл бұрын
its*
@julietfischer5056
@julietfischer5056 7 жыл бұрын
Yup. Male elephants have similar ones.
@kileyjohnthemedic402
@kileyjohnthemedic402 6 жыл бұрын
I bet that Antelope's lungs exploded too
@Whoami691
@Whoami691 9 жыл бұрын
So Tapir is basically your typical "Jack of all trades, master of non..."
@SamuriLemonX18
@SamuriLemonX18 9 жыл бұрын
+Whoami691 Minus the Jack of all trades part.
@Whoami691
@Whoami691 9 жыл бұрын
KampferXeon Yes, yes I am.
@darkcerabrate
@darkcerabrate 9 жыл бұрын
+Whoami691 a jack of all trades is a master of none but often times better than a master of 1
@gutenman7112
@gutenman7112 6 жыл бұрын
Master of dick pic
@ghornisbae1653
@ghornisbae1653 5 жыл бұрын
Best add jack of all trades with a little less, smaller trunk, not too far, half the life with stripes. Essentially it’s got a lot but always in a reduced form. It’s a weird shit.
@DaniG._.German
@DaniG._.German 10 жыл бұрын
True facts about humans
@spookymailman4735
@spookymailman4735 6 жыл бұрын
They are all dick
@shenmen7370
@shenmen7370 6 жыл бұрын
Imagine being you, that's how the human do.
@yaboyjay7202
@yaboyjay7202 6 жыл бұрын
He's done it already and quite beautifully: kzbin.info/www/bejne/mZSspWCnh7Z1pas
@arthas640
@arthas640 6 жыл бұрын
its funny you should say that, because a Bob Ross video popped up on the sidebar and I thought "Holy crap, he did a true facts about Bob Ross" but it didnt have anything to do with Zfrank so i got kinda depressed
@sarahreyes2346
@sarahreyes2346 6 жыл бұрын
rs
@ChazWTFLOL
@ChazWTFLOL 8 жыл бұрын
"If you never take any risks like tapir, you might just fade away" Holy shit that's a hard pill to swallow.
@gustavodemira7416
@gustavodemira7416 7 жыл бұрын
Seems like Ze Frank hasn't taken any risks for the last year, eh.
@dimitrimiller9148
@dimitrimiller9148 4 жыл бұрын
I’ll gladly take a risk that takes me out of existence.
@kimberlyperkins2992
@kimberlyperkins2992 3 жыл бұрын
In the immortal words of Def Leppard its better to burn out than to fade away...lol
@redplanet7163
@redplanet7163 3 жыл бұрын
@@kimberlyperkins2992 Pretty sure that's Neil Young.
@kimberlyperkins2992
@kimberlyperkins2992 3 жыл бұрын
@@redplanet7163 no, it's the words of Rock Of Ages by DL
@imsunyoungcho
@imsunyoungcho 8 жыл бұрын
Fun fact:All living species of Tapir are according to the IUCN, in a threatened status and the only species not considered endangered, is the Brazilian Tapir listed as Vulnerable.
@brian554xx
@brian554xx 6 жыл бұрын
If only more facts could be this fun...
@KlavierMenn
@KlavierMenn 6 жыл бұрын
Actually, the Anta (is how we call the cutie here ) is faring better nowadays. Still vulnerable, though
@eyescreamcake
@eyescreamcake 5 жыл бұрын
So what you're saying is that they're delicious?
@slight7596
@slight7596 5 жыл бұрын
Duru should’ve taken up the live web cam offer from the bears
@IronShocker77
@IronShocker77 5 жыл бұрын
Another fun fact: here in Brazil, we use Anta (tapir in portuguese) as an insult to someone's intelligence.
@novaenergy2
@novaenergy2 7 жыл бұрын
"Sucked water from a kiddy pool without bending my knees drank half of it took a crap and used the rest like a portable bidet." That was the most beautiful run-on sentence I have ever heard.
@gingerfuu9174
@gingerfuu9174 2 жыл бұрын
“Immediately regretted it once the demo ensued” killed me
@Zakman7698
@Zakman7698 9 жыл бұрын
Please bring the series back! I've watched every true facts :)
@isaacs7528
@isaacs7528 9 жыл бұрын
So true...
@abtl1154
@abtl1154 6 жыл бұрын
**Agreement intensifies**
@caitlinobrien273
@caitlinobrien273 6 жыл бұрын
He just made a new one called True Facts about the Frog Fish! :D
@artoriasmclemons1614
@artoriasmclemons1614 6 жыл бұрын
Wish granted
@chauncygardner123
@chauncygardner123 5 жыл бұрын
YES!!!!!
@Ganjasmith
@Ganjasmith 8 жыл бұрын
"Bird came next, but bird's an idiot so we won't talk about him" hahahah
@francas277
@francas277 6 жыл бұрын
Chappelle168 everybody has that one friend lol
@Ganjasmith
@Ganjasmith 4 жыл бұрын
@Sheree Hi I've seen a Turkey run into a wall 2 times in a row..
@KooLLooOOnNDD
@KooLLooOOnNDD 4 жыл бұрын
Thought it was pronounced bjerds
@Ganjasmith
@Ganjasmith 4 жыл бұрын
@@KooLLooOOnNDD Bjyiierd of prey
@purplehaze2358
@purplehaze2358 3 жыл бұрын
Having this framed as a story of animals offering advice to tapirs so they won’t go extinct is subtly genius.
@TheAndrewj96
@TheAndrewj96 11 жыл бұрын
1:16 The only time that that ungodly stupid acronym has ever been funny, regardless of context.
@alva3130
@alva3130 7 жыл бұрын
true facts about the siphonophore
@TheMalikVideos
@TheMalikVideos 6 жыл бұрын
455th like
@korsekil
@korsekil 6 жыл бұрын
Lonely Island did a great take on it.
@richardlewis8837
@richardlewis8837 6 жыл бұрын
What does that acronym even means
@enigmachine
@enigmachine 6 жыл бұрын
YOLO is Carpe Diem for idiots.
@Nealend86
@Nealend86 10 жыл бұрын
Tapirs can be badass, they eat dreams when they're Drowzee.
@HeavyMetalClown056
@HeavyMetalClown056 3 жыл бұрын
Heh.
@dwarflanternsharkfriend6713
@dwarflanternsharkfriend6713 3 жыл бұрын
Baku, dude. Baku.
@Gottaculat
@Gottaculat 3 жыл бұрын
Dreams about that 5th leg, damn.
@mcrfan343
@mcrfan343 3 жыл бұрын
Wow, learn something new everyday.
@JaneD127
@JaneD127 2 жыл бұрын
lol
@pedanticvampire8121
@pedanticvampire8121 8 жыл бұрын
"Bird came next, but Bird's an idiot, so we wont talk about him"
@KTChamberlain
@KTChamberlain 9 жыл бұрын
This would make for a funny bedtime story to tell if I have kids.
@dannylamb456
@dannylamb456 9 жыл бұрын
And it's both motivational and educational.
@anonymouswombat241
@anonymouswombat241 9 жыл бұрын
"...It started to scream, so I bit off its face." Yup, great for kids
@swagtasticpanda
@swagtasticpanda 9 жыл бұрын
Anonymous Wombat I know it's perfect. Kids these days are to soft. I blame the internet
@KTChamberlain
@KTChamberlain 9 жыл бұрын
Platano Cruz ironically this video came from the internet.
@youtubeisgarbagesuckme
@youtubeisgarbagesuckme 9 жыл бұрын
+KTChamberlain It should be a picture book too. Have your kids get a good 'long' look at bears part
@julianffan
@julianffan Жыл бұрын
I couldn't be more happy that ZeFrank has started coming up on my recommended feed again. It's amazing how well these videos hold up after _10 years!_ And the new ones are just as good somehow! This man is a professional _and_ an internet wizard.
@Sangoneko
@Sangoneko 11 жыл бұрын
...Tapir: "I don't think you know what that means, Pig.", Pig smiled a knowing smile and replied "YOLO" and then farted and backed out of the room making a low "Ooooo" sounds to seem mysterious...
@lazaradrian2613
@lazaradrian2613 11 жыл бұрын
that killed me
@danielquinlan2457
@danielquinlan2457 10 жыл бұрын
"Next came bird, but bird's an idiot, so we won't talk about him" Made my day.
@caitlinobrien273
@caitlinobrien273 10 жыл бұрын
Guess you could say that he was pretty...*bird-brained* ....that was awful, i'm sorry
@Kalillith
@Kalillith 10 жыл бұрын
Caitlin O'Brien Normally I wouldn't indulge these flights of fancy, but I really feel as though we're birds of a feather on this. So, who gives a flying flock? Pun away!
@caitlinobrien273
@caitlinobrien273 10 жыл бұрын
Kalillith ....You made my fucking day - i love finding other awful-pun users! ^^
@animaniac126
@animaniac126 10 жыл бұрын
Caitlin O'Brien Could you say it's a shining Beak-on in your life? It's nice to log on and find a nice tweet waiting for you!
@caitlinobrien273
@caitlinobrien273 10 жыл бұрын
animaniac126 Haha, yes! XD It's always fun to sparrow couple minutes with someone else that owl-so loves bird puns XP
@Jakemax789
@Jakemax789 8 жыл бұрын
"Bird came next but Birds an idiot so we won't talk about him." Laughing my ass off
@sasha_6552
@sasha_6552 8 жыл бұрын
hilarious 😁
@JPMitchell31721
@JPMitchell31721 11 жыл бұрын
Aren't tigers endangered because people kill them for their striped fur?
@kotosqoposrly
@kotosqoposrly 10 жыл бұрын
Tapirs are also endangered, tho.
@julietfischer5056
@julietfischer5056 7 жыл бұрын
And certain glands because people think tiger bits work better than Cialis or Viagra.
@smorrow
@smorrow 7 жыл бұрын
We kill cows and chickens and they've never come within a million miles of extinction.
@nedinnis6752
@nedinnis6752 6 жыл бұрын
Stuart Morrow That's a bit different, eating cows and chickens is legal, so people are free to breed them for that express purpose. Poaching isn't, plus it isn't exactly worth it to try to raise dangerous tigers in the first place, hence why people (poachers) don't farm them and hunt the wild ones, driving them to extinction.
@smorrow
@smorrow 6 жыл бұрын
If poaching is actually happening then we have to conclude that there _is_ enough demand for furs or whatever else to make it worth it. Then breeding in captivity should be at least as profitable, and the real reason it doesn't happen is that it's illegal, not that the cons outweigh the pros, which is what you seem to suggest by sentence #2 clause #2-3.
@jakkaljakobie8774
@jakkaljakobie8774 5 жыл бұрын
Then the Japanese stopped by and said, "Tapir, I have the perfect job for you. How do you feel about eating people's dreams?" And Tapir said, "oh no, I'm happy with my garden salad, thanks." Looking at you, Drowzee
@obergfamily9049
@obergfamily9049 3 жыл бұрын
Really hit us with a one-two punch on that closing line. I didn't expect to end this video feeling a dull sorrow that forces me to look introspectively at the way I've lived my life for the past few years.
@prezdabeast6264
@prezdabeast6264 9 жыл бұрын
Man, this is the best children's audiobook I've ever heard.
@andreapatane4204
@andreapatane4204 3 жыл бұрын
The tapir is one of the animals that appears in the children’s picture book, “Creature Features 25 Animals Explain Why They Look the Way They Are” written and illustrated by Steve Jenkins & Robin Page.
@BernardTheNecromance
@BernardTheNecromance 8 жыл бұрын
Jesus, that's one big ol' donger.
@TheDkmBeats
@TheDkmBeats 5 жыл бұрын
Belagerungsmörser the Sheep bruh you beat me 😂
@franflair
@franflair 5 жыл бұрын
Yes, but why would MRS. Tapir have a huge penis?
@redflame300
@redflame300 5 жыл бұрын
@@franflair cuz why not?
@pqbdwmnu
@pqbdwmnu 5 жыл бұрын
Francina Flaherty Tapirs are related to horses, you ever seen a horse dick?
@thattastedpurple4246
@thattastedpurple4246 4 жыл бұрын
@@THEBOY1792-y7x A dude got fucked by a horse and died of intestine perforation, look it up.
@xomxcted
@xomxcted 9 жыл бұрын
YOLO *pfffffbbbbbbtttttttttt* ooooooooh~
@kishan9454
@kishan9454 5 жыл бұрын
lol this is just next level cringe
@imquitefondofgeckos446
@imquitefondofgeckos446 5 жыл бұрын
Kishan shut the up
@yahyamusseb
@yahyamusseb 4 жыл бұрын
That is an acute presentation good sir holds handkerchief up to nose
@JoeEnglandShow
@JoeEnglandShow 3 жыл бұрын
I dunno. Mrs. Tapir seemed pretty happy with the way she is. Sounds to me like she was fine with not trying to please anybody. After all, sometimes it's the flashy animals that go extinct first.
@Brievel
@Brievel 2 жыл бұрын
I'd rather fade away than take the kind of risks described.
@TheShaitan2000
@TheShaitan2000 5 жыл бұрын
''If you never take any risks, you might just fade away''. It's funny how in this moment of my life, a comedy video said to me what I needed to hear. Thank you, I love you.
@lorez201
@lorez201 9 жыл бұрын
True facts about the nautilus.
@KTChamberlain
@KTChamberlain 9 жыл бұрын
For some reason, I suspect the Bird mentioned in this story that came before Hippopotamus was the tik-tik bird (however it's spelt) which is the type of small birds that feed on the parasites that bother them when on dry land, so yeah that bird would indeed be an idiot because Bird would probably suggest Tapir do what it does for Rhinos, Hippos and whatnot. Very astute.
@bloodfog9078
@bloodfog9078 9 жыл бұрын
***** say what
@ohmygodbecky6829
@ohmygodbecky6829 4 жыл бұрын
“We won’t talk about bird, because bird is an idiot” The ending tells me maybe we should talk about it
@chauncygardner123
@chauncygardner123 5 жыл бұрын
His voice is a cross between Orson Wells’ and Morgan Freeman’s. I can listen to it for hours, especially when I want to watch something that put s a smile on my face. Z. Frank is the my absolute favorite KZbinr.
@owlfethurz8377
@owlfethurz8377 4 жыл бұрын
"Tapir smiled, and bear said let's walk back the smiling...." I wonder if they brush their teeth. I like they way they look like their actually talking!
@kidinatux
@kidinatux 10 жыл бұрын
Some one needs to animate all his true facts videos
@danktorvosaurus
@danktorvosaurus 3 жыл бұрын
There is one about the oppih
@MrDumpitout
@MrDumpitout 5 жыл бұрын
I would honestly pay to see a series of this but have it be longer and even more in depth with more footage, I can't believe I only just found this channel but this is fantastic
@kylestubbs8867
@kylestubbs8867 8 жыл бұрын
"Bird came next, but Bird's an idiot. So we won't talk about him." I think I know how that conversation went. Bird saw a few episodes of _Onegai My Melody_ and thought "Maybe we can get tapirs to fly in the real world too!"
@griffinmatter
@griffinmatter 10 жыл бұрын
Somehow, that voice reminds me of Winnie The Pooh. Cool animal, the Tapir. Cool video, too, except the part about the Tiger. :)
@jfredder8441
@jfredder8441 10 жыл бұрын
Numinous123 you're morgan freeman...
@Spacecoreinspace
@Spacecoreinspace 10 жыл бұрын
Numinous123 And so Jeff learnt how to tell a joke. It wasn't that funny but...
@ladytanuki
@ladytanuki 11 жыл бұрын
2:20 - For a second, I thought the tapir had five legs...
@awesomechannel257
@awesomechannel257 5 жыл бұрын
ladytanuki I very pink and longer leg it’s a penis Case closed
@UrsaFrank
@UrsaFrank 5 жыл бұрын
Person 1: Haha, I made a funny mistake 4 years later 2 random people from the internet: WeLl aCtuAlLy yOu MadE a MiSTaKe
@michaelyu2744
@michaelyu2744 5 жыл бұрын
but in the beginning it said it is a mrs. tapir,implying it is female
@fpcooper95
@fpcooper95 4 жыл бұрын
This was the first Zefrank video I ever watched all those years ago, and I’m just noticing the cute little sounds they make!
@thewatsons4589
@thewatsons4589 9 жыл бұрын
"Be the badasses of the watering hole" This made me so happy XD
@brian554xx
@brian554xx 6 жыл бұрын
Having seen how hippopotamuses defecate, I doubt anyone could compete with them for "bad ass" of any place.
@lapisangstylazuli
@lapisangstylazuli 8 жыл бұрын
Well.. Tapirs have a pokemon so they are not that forgotten
@Hamantha
@Hamantha 7 жыл бұрын
Kitsumii FrikiGirl which one?
@lapisangstylazuli
@lapisangstylazuli 7 жыл бұрын
Drowzee
@GerikDT
@GerikDT 7 жыл бұрын
And the reason why it's a Pokémon is because it's based off of a Japanese myth surrounding a tapir.
@lapisangstylazuli
@lapisangstylazuli 7 жыл бұрын
GerikDT it only adds to my comment: they are not forgotten
@PeterGriffin11
@PeterGriffin11 6 жыл бұрын
and the Munna evolution line.
@NG-fk6wc
@NG-fk6wc 4 жыл бұрын
" and bear said, let's walk back from the smile " yeah.... I have said that to a few people
@onlyonesteve
@onlyonesteve 8 жыл бұрын
WHY DID YOU STOP MAKING THESE?!! THESE ARE GOLD!!! PURE GOLD!!!
@FellVire
@FellVire 8 жыл бұрын
He stopped making all videos, maybe he is working on a big project.
@hadyvedder88
@hadyvedder88 10 жыл бұрын
i will always wonder what bird said.... XD
@GODZILLA2915
@GODZILLA2915 10 жыл бұрын
The duck suggested that the Tapir should replay to month old comments ........ wait a minute.
@p_eabean
@p_eabean 7 жыл бұрын
The bird suggested that the tapir should reply to three year old comments! I am so sorry
@kamikaze4172
@kamikaze4172 7 жыл бұрын
GreenGrounds I thought it was 5 months?
@KaydenF901
@KaydenF901 6 жыл бұрын
Mike Henny Yeah, it was 5 months.
@claudewinters2091
@claudewinters2091 6 жыл бұрын
Evan Cook ... I hope bird mentioned that you need wings to fly.... Uhm not all creatures know that wings are needed to fly, a number of humans don't know this truth...
@TheFrixter1906
@TheFrixter1906 8 жыл бұрын
2:55 When the Tapir runs into the water. I fucking lost it. I choked on my drink.
@wasgoodbruh2625
@wasgoodbruh2625 10 жыл бұрын
"YOLO, and than farted and exited out of the room making an uhhhh sound to seem mysterious" hahahahahahahaha
@dakotathacker3821
@dakotathacker3821 4 жыл бұрын
When he said 'If you never take any risks -like tapir- you might just fade away...' I FELT that
@PoLiWaVeSHi
@PoLiWaVeSHi 10 жыл бұрын
YOLO!!!!! My face hurts from laughing so hard!!
@phantomphan5657
@phantomphan5657 10 жыл бұрын
So basically a tapir is what god created when he/she couldn't decide what animal it was?
@lProN00bl
@lProN00bl 10 жыл бұрын
Along with the Platypus
@HyaenusDominae
@HyaenusDominae 10 жыл бұрын
More like he just wanted to combine the coolest parts of all the animals, but ended up watering all the parts and making something really dull.
@rileyregan2900
@rileyregan2900 9 жыл бұрын
He/she....really? You're going to try and suggest that if god exists his gender is a mystery?
@HyaenusDominae
@HyaenusDominae 9 жыл бұрын
No need to go down that road, man...
@RabidBrain11
@RabidBrain11 9 жыл бұрын
Riley Regan XD Good try
@jasmine-oi8jv
@jasmine-oi8jv 9 жыл бұрын
True Facts About The Honey Badger
@jacoblofthus7908
@jacoblofthus7908 4 жыл бұрын
I just discovered this channel, and I'm loving it!
@fajita2
@fajita2 7 жыл бұрын
"I know some bears who run a live webcam show that might be interested." lol
@danktorvosaurus
@danktorvosaurus 2 жыл бұрын
2:10 this gets so much more messed up because apparently at the beginning of the video, you can hear Mrs. Tapir
@camilleschuster9612
@camilleschuster9612 8 жыл бұрын
The noise it made at the end was really cute
@Jakob.K03
@Jakob.K03 Жыл бұрын
10 years on. And it's still great
@hach-p7522
@hach-p7522 4 жыл бұрын
Extra Fun Fact: the Tapir is often associated with a dream eating spirit called a Baku. Additionally, the world for Baku and Tapir in Japanese is the same.
@q-miiproductions878
@q-miiproductions878 3 жыл бұрын
I think the animal inspired the creation of the baku in China.
@lisachiappetti6092
@lisachiappetti6092 2 жыл бұрын
Today I learned for sure that Drowzee the Pokémon is indeed based off of a tapir. Which is badass.
@jameswoolley2209
@jameswoolley2209 8 жыл бұрын
come back to youtube zefrank!!! ;(
@MultiGreatNinja
@MultiGreatNinja 8 жыл бұрын
He's in buzzfeed now
@fatality7973
@fatality7973 8 жыл бұрын
Still i hadnt heard of him there
@larirosu1030
@larirosu1030 8 жыл бұрын
jessie briones what really
@FerdinandZebua
@FerdinandZebua 6 жыл бұрын
New True Facts episode just a few days ago
@NateWild
@NateWild 9 жыл бұрын
That was literally the most profound story I've ever heard. I've never felt so inspired. Thank you, ZeFrank. *cures cancer*
@cupcakebro
@cupcakebro 7 жыл бұрын
"But the pig smiled a knowing smile and replied 'YOLO'." That scene just keeps playing over and over in my head...
@alicerose2968
@alicerose2968 10 жыл бұрын
These videos are amazing! Learned about you in Readers Digest, came to watch a video I thought wouldn't be good, and laughed my ass off! Great narrating!! Could you do True facts about the squirrel? I'm sure you could come up with something creative for that one!
@KingCadmos
@KingCadmos 9 жыл бұрын
I take risks. I'm childish. I've been eaten. I've been embarrassed. I have a webcam show. I swim.
@jranthony98
@jranthony98 9 жыл бұрын
+Sarnai Ganbat You're wrong. Have you heard of Gustave? Look him up. Do you know why he mysteriously disappeared? I do.
@KingCadmos
@KingCadmos 9 жыл бұрын
Sarnai Ganbat Why?
@NadoKahn
@NadoKahn 6 жыл бұрын
In that order?
@chimedemon
@chimedemon 4 жыл бұрын
... sounds like one hell of a webcam.
@spoooky2603
@spoooky2603 11 жыл бұрын
"Bird came next, but bird's an idiot so we won't talk about him" xD
@BarkahYusuf
@BarkahYusuf 4 ай бұрын
One fine Sunday morning after a long week, I laid there on my couch pretty much immobile. And then out of nowhere a thought came to me: "The heck is Tapir? Are they pigs? Are they bears?" Like any other intrusive thoughts I tried to brush it off. I'll be damned if I have to learn something. This is my weekend and I'm not gonna waste any second opening wikipedia to learn about tapir. Yet the thought kept nagging me like a past mistake. So I mustered what's left of my strength to move my thumb to search for "Tapir" on KZbin. And this is the first video I found. I was filled with joy.
@illegaleaglejr189
@illegaleaglejr189 8 жыл бұрын
"Oh my well there's the trick" I'm done
@walkerk19
@walkerk19 11 жыл бұрын
"birds an idiot, so we wont talk about him" HAHAHA
@KiJin1567
@KiJin1567 10 жыл бұрын
lol "you know what i did yesterday? i chased down an antelope and ate its intestines,started to scream so i bit off its face" made me laugh so hard tbh
@thegreatcthulhu8049
@thegreatcthulhu8049 4 жыл бұрын
I know his videos are always amazing, but I chose this one specifically to hear how he'd pronounce tapir. I was not disappointed 😂
@aaronroffman3987
@aaronroffman3987 4 жыл бұрын
Forgot about the tapir’s ability to eat dreams. That’s pretty badass.
@pokemonsisters
@pokemonsisters 10 жыл бұрын
bird came next but bird was an idiot so we're not gonna talk about him
@ThePopushi
@ThePopushi 10 жыл бұрын
You know what's a big conglomeration of animals? A ferret C:
@deannasmith4443
@deannasmith4443 10 ай бұрын
@2:56 the noise that the tapir makes as it's running towards the water is just pure joy.
@watsbrewing
@watsbrewing 10 жыл бұрын
The only guy on KZbin who doesn't force you to like she's and subscribe, good guy Greg
@johnfradono1012
@johnfradono1012 7 жыл бұрын
XD but the quickly regretted the question when the live demo ensued...OMG XD
@namineritsu585
@namineritsu585 11 жыл бұрын
"The pig Smiled and said 'YOLO'"
@amedeotoraldo5840
@amedeotoraldo5840 3 жыл бұрын
these final lines of yours are getting more and more profound
@turningredog
@turningredog 3 жыл бұрын
Today is World Tapir Day!!! Celebrate It
@jessebowman7363
@jessebowman7363 9 жыл бұрын
who the fuck writes this
@michaelbauers8800
@michaelbauers8800 9 жыл бұрын
Jesse Bowman they are a genius, whomever they are, lol
@lucastelford6863
@lucastelford6863 9 жыл бұрын
+Jesse Bowman Jerry. But Jerry's an idiot.
@michaelbauers8800
@michaelbauers8800 9 жыл бұрын
+Sheldon Gregward Glad I gave you an opportunity to correct my grammar and be rude at the same time. Also, I want to note using they as a gender neutral pronoun is somewhat accepted - www.wsj.com/articles/can-they-be-accepted-as-a-singular-pronoun-1428686651
@misterscottintheway
@misterscottintheway 9 жыл бұрын
+Jesse Bowman Ze Frank - the voicover guy - also writes them. He's brilliant at basically everything.
@jessebowman7363
@jessebowman7363 9 жыл бұрын
DAYZ JEENUS
@Madison__
@Madison__ 10 жыл бұрын
Why the heck did this animal have to run the shop in Animal Crossing: New Leaf?
@lilbonsly
@lilbonsly 10 жыл бұрын
You know Drowsee and Munna from Pokemon? It's the same reason, from Japanese myth that Tapir's were creatures who could eat the bad dreams of sleeping people
@x3naurus
@x3naurus 10 жыл бұрын
lilbonsly fucking thanks
@randawampole4922
@randawampole4922 10 жыл бұрын
Luna is a tapir? I thought she was anteater :/
@mikepellegrino133
@mikepellegrino133 10 жыл бұрын
There's no tapir in AC. Which shop are you talking about?
@randawampole4922
@randawampole4922 10 жыл бұрын
Mike Pellegrino you haven't played New Leaf, the version for the 3DS yet, have you? Luna runs the Dream Suite.
@KatherineGG
@KatherineGG 9 жыл бұрын
anyone else see Drowsy from Pokemon?
@ArceusDX
@ArceusDX 9 жыл бұрын
+Rad Dudesman Don't forget Munna and Musharna.
@amaionnaise
@amaionnaise 6 жыл бұрын
Please keep doing this channel, I love you content and love to watch it since you are so funny! Love your videos!!
@dkdrock456
@dkdrock456 9 жыл бұрын
Need to do one for the Platypus!
@kaitdean7188
@kaitdean7188 11 жыл бұрын
That was some deep shit there at the end
@JMunny
@JMunny 8 жыл бұрын
3:08. I died.
@MrCallistoTF2
@MrCallistoTF2 8 жыл бұрын
Same
@mintysoldaccount7266
@mintysoldaccount7266 8 жыл бұрын
rip crocodile
@Jack-on8oq
@Jack-on8oq 8 жыл бұрын
Just like that crocodile
@sirensong8190
@sirensong8190 5 жыл бұрын
These true facts videos keep me alive
@Loris71734
@Loris71734 10 жыл бұрын
I thought it was pronounced tay-pur
@BionicleSaurus
@BionicleSaurus 10 жыл бұрын
It is, the mispronunciation is part of the joke.
@SakuraNekoCS
@SakuraNekoCS 10 жыл бұрын
the word is from Spanish and actually sounds "ta-pir" as in this video. The sound only changed, because that is what English does to all foreign words (like "minute" --- from latin minutus, but developed two pronunciations based on meanings. See oxforddictionaries.com
@joselpaz6333
@joselpaz6333 10 жыл бұрын
Ffsfd
@hbalint1000
@hbalint1000 10 жыл бұрын
In HUngarian it is pronounced as Tapir.
@PaddySnuffles
@PaddySnuffles 10 жыл бұрын
I've always heard it pronounced in English the way he said it. Also, it's the way it's pronounced in Portuguese and Spanish (though in Brazil people call it an "anta").
@SheldineCooper
@SheldineCooper 8 жыл бұрын
Awh so mean... i love the Tapir.... but great video non the less :)
@angrybirdnate0626
@angrybirdnate0626 8 жыл бұрын
sad, your sad
@Jet_jaguar09
@Jet_jaguar09 8 жыл бұрын
Me too the baby's are so freaking cute also tapirs are endangered it is a shame really
@mortalclown3812
@mortalclown3812 5 жыл бұрын
Today is my first day of knowing who Ze Frank is and the world suddenly seems like it's going to be ok after all. (No hyperbole, either.)
@markmcknight2467
@markmcknight2467 4 жыл бұрын
Your BEST work yet!
@paulm.7967
@paulm.7967 10 жыл бұрын
"I'm fat and humans love me." Tapir paused. "But they each you." "EACH." The dude narrated his own translatory explosion of syllables. Awesome.
@EarthlyBlur
@EarthlyBlur 9 жыл бұрын
true facts about the gecko, pleeeeeese
@zt2cans82
@zt2cans82 9 жыл бұрын
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
@MachineGunPelly
@MachineGunPelly 11 жыл бұрын
Bird came next, but bird is an idiot so we won't talk about him... xD
@jernada6794
@jernada6794 Жыл бұрын
"I know some bears that run a live web cam show" 😂🤣amazing.
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