True Facts : Pangolins Posse

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Ze Frank

Ze Frank

Күн бұрын

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"The giant anteater resembles a walking index finger with a mullet...and leg warmers."

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@mythrilsentinel1
@mythrilsentinel1 3 жыл бұрын
Nature asked the Echidna, "How does your underwear fit." The echidna responded, "Like a glove" LOL
@edwardfletcher7790
@edwardfletcher7790 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, how I've seen Echidna penis, I'm feeling a bit inadequate....
@skywatcher6106
@skywatcher6106 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@matthewadamsdk
@matthewadamsdk 2 жыл бұрын
😂
@user-fo1ow1jq3b
@user-fo1ow1jq3b 2 жыл бұрын
I can't keep up with 4 heads. I only got 3.
@bigsam8597
@bigsam8597 2 жыл бұрын
@@user-fo1ow1jq3b At least you got 3. I only got two.
@williamglass2223
@williamglass2223 5 жыл бұрын
I'm never calling them ants again. They are now and forever shall be the Tic Tacs of the dirt.
@genobreaker1054
@genobreaker1054 5 жыл бұрын
I do NOT recommend fire tic tac flavor. Or Army flavor. Or Bullet flavor.
@user-N20
@user-N20 5 жыл бұрын
YES
@katarinaberno4677
@katarinaberno4677 5 жыл бұрын
William Glass SAME
@katarinaberno4677
@katarinaberno4677 5 жыл бұрын
What about poppy seeds with legs though 😂
@Leeza3370
@Leeza3370 5 жыл бұрын
Came looking just for this comment 😆
@aidansmith5093
@aidansmith5093 3 жыл бұрын
I lost it when he said "Fuck this, I want to be a dragon"
@bookgirlny8511
@bookgirlny8511 3 жыл бұрын
Me too!
@bookgirlny8511
@bookgirlny8511 3 жыл бұрын
But really, it’s an artichoke whose long tongue is “bendy bendy.”
@SopanKotbagi
@SopanKotbagi 2 жыл бұрын
I hope you're alright and you find it soon.
@slinkerdeer
@slinkerdeer 2 жыл бұрын
I know its cliche to say this but for real i was scrolling the comments while watching and he said this right as i read the comment
@SopanKotbagi
@SopanKotbagi 2 жыл бұрын
@@slinkerdeer so cliché
@Ellen-xj6qj
@Ellen-xj6qj 3 жыл бұрын
“You stole my blue lighter’ brought back an avalanche of memories...
@spencerwhite6741
@spencerwhite6741 3 жыл бұрын
Alcoholic roommate flashbacks
@Monjacu
@Monjacu Жыл бұрын
Sounded a lot like Johnny Depp btw.
@autumn_equinox
@autumn_equinox 9 ай бұрын
It was always my red ones 😳
@AlichinoAi
@AlichinoAi 5 жыл бұрын
“But I’ll be huge and fearsome right?“ “Oh yeah definitely...to an ant”
@MasterDropkicks
@MasterDropkicks 4 жыл бұрын
YO ViViO 😂🤣
@xv12commander
@xv12commander 4 жыл бұрын
I was about to commet the same thig 😂😂
@fsffda
@fsffda 4 жыл бұрын
@Arlo Cordell Whats the point of just commenting the funniest quote in the video word for word
@marcusmcneil
@marcusmcneil 4 жыл бұрын
Any 5'2 person
@kic8523
@kic8523 4 жыл бұрын
@@fsffda Attention! Millenials, amirite?
@FirstLast-cg2nk
@FirstLast-cg2nk 5 жыл бұрын
*F--- all this, I wanna be a dragon.* Why didn't anyone tell me this was an option?
@kdogtyson1108
@kdogtyson1108 5 жыл бұрын
Best part of the video for sure, I couldn't stop laughing. :D
@weldonwin
@weldonwin 5 жыл бұрын
Well, you have to give nature some advance notice on this option, like, a couple of million years at least
@NN-ir9bj
@NN-ir9bj 5 жыл бұрын
First Last Right? Like, I could have GOTTEN somewhere in life, if I'd realized that!
@Flowtail
@Flowtail 5 жыл бұрын
Dude, have you seen how tough those abilities are to spec into? The only player that's ever unlocked a fire-type move (that we know of) is the bombardier beetle. I've heard rumblings of human players working on something like that, but for now it's enough for them to just swap out different equips kzbin.info/www/bejne/pHjPn4yanb6apqM
@rich1051414
@rich1051414 5 жыл бұрын
I tried... All I got was psoriasis and halitosis... I wish that was a joke.
@dystroyah8703
@dystroyah8703 3 жыл бұрын
"Here we see an excerpt from the indie movie Snuffleupagus goes to war" Is one of the funniest thing i have heard this guy say
@extendoduck
@extendoduck 2 жыл бұрын
I lost it I just wasn't expecting that at all
@dystroyah8703
@dystroyah8703 2 жыл бұрын
@@extendoduck its just random
@unclecreepy4185
@unclecreepy4185 2 жыл бұрын
When he said “indie movie” I thought he was saying “Indy movie” as in the new Indiana Jones movie.
@dystroyah8703
@dystroyah8703 2 жыл бұрын
@@unclecreepy4185 thats funny Edit: nice name bro
@Kadagirl777
@Kadagirl777 2 жыл бұрын
@@unclecreepy4185 Same! Got confused for a second 😂
@joelchong7336
@joelchong7336 4 жыл бұрын
"Kiss a pangolin french style and it can tell you what you eat.. yesterday. Or whether you're smuggling cocaine.. iykwim" I HOLLERED
@-_-8229
@-_-8229 6 жыл бұрын
Imagine him narrating a whole BBC documentary
@idontcare1864
@idontcare1864 5 жыл бұрын
Soumya Sir David will like that lol
@jaysonckwong
@jaysonckwong 5 жыл бұрын
I think we need to start a petition for this
@ozbullymorales1020
@ozbullymorales1020 5 жыл бұрын
I would die from laughter.
@JakeLovesSteak
@JakeLovesSteak 5 жыл бұрын
Step aside, Attenborough!
@3nertia
@3nertia 5 жыл бұрын
GET THIS DONE RIGHT NOW!
@knotsnights6940
@knotsnights6940 5 жыл бұрын
six years and he's still using the same background music. that's dedication.
@RYNOCIRATOR_V5
@RYNOCIRATOR_V5 5 жыл бұрын
why would he ever change it? it's glorious.
@Sultan-lv8sj
@Sultan-lv8sj 5 жыл бұрын
This is what youtube was made for
@JackOfAllRAIDs
@JackOfAllRAIDs 5 жыл бұрын
Don't fix what ain't broke.
@micahphilson
@micahphilson 5 жыл бұрын
I mean, he took a good long break in the middle there, but I'm so glad he's still the same!
@airinkstudios1
@airinkstudios1 5 жыл бұрын
It's hilarious he's sounding so serious and we know, NOT, the music so like serious museum music.
@allhonesty848
@allhonesty848 4 жыл бұрын
My favorite line ever: "...looks like a walking index finger with a mullet" That just kills me every time.
@tubeutubeuful
@tubeutubeuful 2 жыл бұрын
You died.. and came back to life?!... Multiple times?!!?
@KrabFish
@KrabFish Жыл бұрын
"but millions of years of evolution didn't just prepare it for the 1980s..."
@thechickenwizard8172
@thechickenwizard8172 Жыл бұрын
I need a shirt that says "F%ck all this, i want to be a dragon"
@fishbrain9591
@fishbrain9591 4 жыл бұрын
"The pangolin cannot form stomach acids on its own, so it uses the formic acid venom of the ants to aid in their digestion." Pangolin: I used the ants to destroy the ants.
@KAG797
@KAG797 4 жыл бұрын
this is underrated lmfao it needs more likes
@Loreman72
@Loreman72 4 жыл бұрын
Grimly, fatally efficient
@Ricekrispy10
@Ricekrispy10 3 жыл бұрын
@@andyman8630 Too true...
@questionablelifechoices7501
@questionablelifechoices7501 3 жыл бұрын
Gone, reduced to feces
@marcusdaloia2974
@marcusdaloia2974 3 жыл бұрын
Personally I was mosty surprized by the fact that they chew their food with their stomachs. That's got'a be a useful feature.
@NoshuHyena
@NoshuHyena 5 жыл бұрын
For some reason, saying "I have no idea what the rest of you is going to look like" about an Aardwolf is the cutest thing ever.
@bzchii7474
@bzchii7474 4 жыл бұрын
Ive also never seen this creature thanks
@quantumimmortality551
@quantumimmortality551 4 жыл бұрын
I too, in addition, have also never seen this creature. Thanks
@thebestcentaur
@thebestcentaur 4 жыл бұрын
Fourth on the never seen this animal before train. Thanks
@C.L.Hinton
@C.L.Hinton 4 жыл бұрын
I've never seen (nor even heard of) an aardwolf before. I'm very pleased to be introduced to their existence.
@surfwayvv
@surfwayvv 4 жыл бұрын
Never seen it either,despite the continuity of this comment thank you lol
@lokithemischievous2283
@lokithemischievous2283 3 жыл бұрын
“It is cute though, like the Yoda mod of Wolverine.” He cracks me up so much and that is such an accurate description of the silky anteater, based on the pictures
@ministryofzim
@ministryofzim 4 жыл бұрын
lol, do you realize "IF" National Geographic and every Wild Animal Organization used you as a narrator; there would not be a single endangered animal on the Planet. Best Wild Life video I have ever seen!
@LadyNicoMura
@LadyNicoMura 3 жыл бұрын
Education is one side of the coin. The other side is compassion. Which, sadly, most people lack.
@TheRealNormanBates
@TheRealNormanBates 5 жыл бұрын
4:20 wow... so the ants digest themselves with their own acid. That is brutal, man.
@Axelovskji
@Axelovskji 5 жыл бұрын
That's pretty metal
@blackfeathers2166
@blackfeathers2166 5 жыл бұрын
Ironic
@dboot8886
@dboot8886 4 жыл бұрын
Monroville I use the ants to digest the ants.
@8-biteverything347
@8-biteverything347 4 жыл бұрын
No one gonna talk about 420?
@confusednick5376
@confusednick5376 4 жыл бұрын
@@dboot8886 is that an Avengers Endgame reference?
@danieljohns7499
@danieljohns7499 4 жыл бұрын
My zoology teacher pulled this up and walked out the class to go to the bathroom, he thought it was a different video
@Brecornaut
@Brecornaut 4 жыл бұрын
Aw you got Zoology courses. Lucky. Lucky. LUCKY.
@virtualmartini
@virtualmartini 4 жыл бұрын
If you are going to tell a lie, at least tell an interesting one.
@ladymagick3861
@ladymagick3861 4 жыл бұрын
Don't. Say. Bad. Words
@gyv2984
@gyv2984 4 жыл бұрын
@@ladymagick3861 People on the internet swear all the time, get used to it. That being said, there's not a single curseword in this thread??
@rufearz
@rufearz 4 жыл бұрын
I bet he did know, but walked out so he would not be accountable if another teacher or administrator walked in
@zeppelinsgypsy9719
@zeppelinsgypsy9719 3 жыл бұрын
Zefrank really deserves more accolades, he’s Brilliant! He’s killed the notion that Science is boring, he’s absolutely hilarious and Hell Yes he deserves his own show. While we’re at it, Let’s give him an Academy Award, and how about he wins multiple millions on the Lottery, just for good measure? Yes? Great!! And No; Gerry gets zip.
@stellersjay
@stellersjay 10 ай бұрын
You good?
@catpoke9557
@catpoke9557 3 жыл бұрын
My goodness I have never seen a silky anteater before and I think now that I have, I've fallen in love. They are so precious and tiny and adorable
@anti-ethniccleansing465
@anti-ethniccleansing465 2 жыл бұрын
You really are adorable! If you haven’t looked at pictures of them, you should. So many of them look like they are smiling, particularly when their mouth is open a little bit. The eyes even squint a bit. So adorable!
@rsrt6910
@rsrt6910 4 жыл бұрын
I think "Pangolinman" would be a good villain for Marvels next Antman movie.
@GeatanoLeone
@GeatanoLeone 3 жыл бұрын
Take a look to Killing Bites, it's a manga
@NecroDeath666
@NecroDeath666 3 жыл бұрын
@@GeatanoLeone have you seen the anime yet
@guppybill
@guppybill 3 жыл бұрын
Burges Merideth as The Pangolin. An appropriate choice. 'Cept he's dead. Or metabolically challenged.
@GeatanoLeone
@GeatanoLeone 3 жыл бұрын
@@NecroDeath666 yess e
@questionablelifechoices7501
@questionablelifechoices7501 3 жыл бұрын
Man-Golin? Um
@panszczekoscisk4818
@panszczekoscisk4818 4 жыл бұрын
Humans: Omg it's soo cute! Ants: DRAAAGOOOON!!!!
@nicholsjoshua15
@nicholsjoshua15 4 жыл бұрын
I wonder if ants are hoping for an insect version of the Dovahkiin?
@weldonwin
@weldonwin 4 жыл бұрын
@@nicholsjoshua15 *(Teeny Tiny Fus-Ro-Dah)*
@thomastakesatollforthedark2231
@thomastakesatollforthedark2231 4 жыл бұрын
@@weldonwin PenguilinKiin, PenguilinKiin
@v.7726
@v.7726 4 жыл бұрын
One hairy boi with a good succ
@viking8796
@viking8796 4 жыл бұрын
@@nicholsjoshua15 It is Antahkiin, Pangoborn! (basically an ant with the soul of a pangolin XD )
@HellfireLotus
@HellfireLotus 3 жыл бұрын
"I bet it eats termites one at a time like a little piece of corn-oh my gosh, what the hell is that?" Exactly my reaction
@ryanrai7307
@ryanrai7307 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😅😅😅
@megamonkeyblaster3627
@megamonkeyblaster3627 3 жыл бұрын
"You can always stick your tongue in a dirty hole. No, that's worse". I lost it😂🤣😂🤣😂
@xyz7572
@xyz7572 6 жыл бұрын
BUT HOW DO THEY DO??
@maggielandrey411
@maggielandrey411 6 жыл бұрын
He's not completely back!!
@kylestubbs8867
@kylestubbs8867 6 жыл бұрын
"Imagine hiding behind your chair at the dinner table and licking the rice grains off your plate one at a time. That his how the numbat do."
@thesaviorofsouls5210
@thesaviorofsouls5210 6 жыл бұрын
Jozie Charles they suck holes. That’s how the however you call it do
@KingRabid
@KingRabid 6 жыл бұрын
not gonna lie, i was kinda looking out for that as well. its alright tho still a nice vid
@ChimeraActual
@ChimeraActual 6 жыл бұрын
5:02 Echidnas fucking. You're welcome.
@tiffanyliu9841
@tiffanyliu9841 5 жыл бұрын
I wish zefrank1 videos played between 3am and 4am on animal planet so drunk/tired people would question what they were watching. These videos are so amazing!!!
@arettbarnard7832
@arettbarnard7832 5 жыл бұрын
that and tierzoo
@airinkstudios1
@airinkstudios1 5 жыл бұрын
AGREED
@LaGuerre19
@LaGuerre19 5 жыл бұрын
this is the best idea i've ever heard about anything
@katarinaberno4677
@katarinaberno4677 5 жыл бұрын
Watching this while stoned is great as well😂😂😂😂
@C00kii0
@C00kii0 5 жыл бұрын
I need this to be a thing
@Gerisheng
@Gerisheng 4 ай бұрын
I'm re-watching older videos and the very first line of this one had me laughing and hooked all over again. True Facts episodes never get old!
@mookiestewart3776
@mookiestewart3776 3 жыл бұрын
Lol “you stole my blue lighter” 😂😂 ive had that argument so many times drunk
@mickos_
@mickos_ 4 жыл бұрын
This guy deserves his own tv show. I’ll pay good money to watch that.
@richardbidinger2577
@richardbidinger2577 4 жыл бұрын
This guy, and the guy from Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't. If you haven't seen one the Crime Pays videos, you gotta check that out.
@brightsunsbatuu
@brightsunsbatuu 4 жыл бұрын
Good thing he has a patreon you cam pay good money for
@OpinionatedChicken59
@OpinionatedChicken59 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe if it's on Netflix
@l.a.archer2695
@l.a.archer2695 4 жыл бұрын
Yes please give him his own show! He is so histerical!! Gonna check out Crime pays, thanks!
@NurseOrysia1
@NurseOrysia1 4 жыл бұрын
Me too, I'll join the petition!
@b.w.8104
@b.w.8104 4 жыл бұрын
I'm here from the future DON'T EAT THE DAMN PANGOLINS!
@viking8796
@viking8796 4 жыл бұрын
Too late. You failed us future bro.
@thekingofnipples9806
@thekingofnipples9806 4 жыл бұрын
@@viking8796 No no we are in the future right now it is too late for us, but for them...
@renooblivion9526
@renooblivion9526 4 жыл бұрын
You're from the past to me. Mwahahahahha
@CC-Sev
@CC-Sev 4 жыл бұрын
Mission failed we'll get em next time....if we survive
@princessazulaofthefirenati5870
@princessazulaofthefirenati5870 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@BookishNaiad
@BookishNaiad Жыл бұрын
Still my absolute favorite True Facts episode 🤣🤣 "Snuffleupagus goes to war" kills me every single time 💀
@cynthiawadeson8843
@cynthiawadeson8843 11 ай бұрын
My favorite also--feet on backwards--i watch just for that!
@libertyordeath1776.
@libertyordeath1776. 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Sometimes echindnas like to collect gemstones but they don't do it as much anymore because others like to steal them. One time an echindna even had to get help from a hedgehog and a fox to get his back.
@crosswise98
@crosswise98 4 жыл бұрын
"F all this, I want to be a dragon", now there's some logic I can get behind
@airotiv7916
@airotiv7916 3 жыл бұрын
YES!!!
@snekysneks
@snekysneks 3 жыл бұрын
This is why pangolins are my favorite animal
@adhoccerswings
@adhoccerswings 3 жыл бұрын
Seems quite very reasonable to me
@airotiv7916
@airotiv7916 3 жыл бұрын
@@adhoccerswings 🤣👍
@waynehughes7826
@waynehughes7826 3 жыл бұрын
yea, its just made me wake everyone up laughing
@micahphilson
@micahphilson 5 жыл бұрын
4:29 "Snuffaluffagus Goes to War" I'd watch that movie!
@ecogreen123
@ecogreen123 5 жыл бұрын
many people would, i would... FOR SURE!
@georgedog326
@georgedog326 5 жыл бұрын
Against the Habbidahubidanoo
@evo5390
@evo5390 5 жыл бұрын
Same
@thema1998
@thema1998 5 жыл бұрын
@@evo5390 Who wouldn't want to see that? 😆
@TheWhoamaters
@TheWhoamaters 4 жыл бұрын
@@georgedog326 No nono, against Trogdar, The Burninator!
@ferrbarrios95
@ferrbarrios95 3 жыл бұрын
"but millions of years of adaptation didn't just prepared him for the 1980" Gold, gold I say
@Cameron-yq5ug
@Cameron-yq5ug 6 жыл бұрын
Imagine French kissing a whole colony of little tic tacs with legs. That..is how a pangolin do.
@pictishwolf7
@pictishwolf7 6 жыл бұрын
CBGaming He totally should add that and give you credit.
@Cameron-yq5ug
@Cameron-yq5ug 6 жыл бұрын
PictishWolf xD thanks
@ribby9069
@ribby9069 6 жыл бұрын
PictishWolf I don’t think he’d need to give credit. It’s just two things that he said in the video combined along with the catchphrase of the series
@robeyhines8149
@robeyhines8149 6 жыл бұрын
Pangolins are the most illegally trafficked animal in the world. This is a very prevalent issue but most people don’t even know of such a creature. They are hunted for the obvious appeal of collecting their scales to make trinkets and accessories or clothing items; but they are also considered a delicacy amongst parts of China and Vietnam and are a symbol of wealth to be consumed because of their valuable meat. The natural defense mechanism to curl in a ball may shield it from a slew of larger animals of prey, but leaves them helpless when humans come along just to scoop up the balled up innocent creature to poach.
@Namela_
@Namela_ 6 жыл бұрын
Do they taste good tho?
@Gaiwen_Li
@Gaiwen_Li 6 жыл бұрын
Robey Hines I don’t think eating exotic animals is all that common in China and Vietnam
@Gaiwen_Li
@Gaiwen_Li 6 жыл бұрын
FD AJ probably just tastes like stringy meat
@gabilurio4270
@gabilurio4270 6 жыл бұрын
Robey Hines , you must be so much fun at parties.
@jenewok
@jenewok 6 жыл бұрын
Chanelle Lee - Google it...you'll change your mind.
@TheEllie138
@TheEllie138 3 жыл бұрын
"The echidna's back feet are rotated in the opposite direction, and I've never seen that before!" Well we have now! I've come from the future to tell you that tardigrades (aka moss piglets) also have their back legs on backwards! I just want Echidna to have more friends..... no I'm not projecting
@blurryface6825
@blurryface6825 3 жыл бұрын
Rediscovered your channel after ~5yrs, and binging it these days. You're a genius dude!
@edgarw5872
@edgarw5872 4 жыл бұрын
"Oh... hello *laughs* I have no idea what the rest of you is going to look like..... Oppe *laughing* there you are! Theres the rest of you!!" probably one of my favorite moments/lines from these videos. its just... so genuine ahaha
@princessazulaofthefirenati5870
@princessazulaofthefirenati5870 4 жыл бұрын
380th like
@kanetao
@kanetao Жыл бұрын
That line is the the best. I was so busy laighing I almost missed the metal band reference.
@PhilieBlunt666
@PhilieBlunt666 6 жыл бұрын
Ahh frank, we have missed you 😄
@donaldmccombs5566
@donaldmccombs5566 6 жыл бұрын
Philie Spiess yes we have.
@PhilieBlunt666
@PhilieBlunt666 6 жыл бұрын
Donald McCombs its how we do
@RamboCreativity
@RamboCreativity 6 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@gatordragon8824
@gatordragon8824 3 жыл бұрын
That cuddly looking silky anteater is adorable.
@tuxuhds6955
@tuxuhds6955 2 жыл бұрын
May 2022 and this one is still one of your best written vids.
@r.a.d.d.a.d.7903
@r.a.d.d.a.d.7903 4 жыл бұрын
“You stole my blue lighter”😂
@Nouveau0
@Nouveau0 4 жыл бұрын
@@miamormoncheri I still don't get it 😂
@Ajehy
@Ajehy 4 жыл бұрын
jizzeschrist - it’s a joke about how drunk people say random stuff that makes no sense.
@williamorr9203
@williamorr9203 4 жыл бұрын
Ya,lol.only in the mind of this narrator, help is available.
@kellynopenothanks9781
@kellynopenothanks9781 4 жыл бұрын
This is the one that made me , yeah. Pen go. Lin.
@williamorr9203
@williamorr9203 4 жыл бұрын
@@kellynopenothanks9781 ???
@Texelion3Dprints
@Texelion3Dprints 6 жыл бұрын
Platypus : you can't get weirder than that Echidna : hold my ant-filled-beer
@drakeaciago6491
@drakeaciago6491 6 жыл бұрын
i don t know platypus have poison also , for my is a draw
@jlsherry133
@jlsherry133 6 жыл бұрын
Can't find it must be one of your other puns
@SirRebrl
@SirRebrl 6 жыл бұрын
drake - The platypus is venomous. Poison and venom get confused, but poison is absorbed or ingested and venom gets injected.
@MMD1591
@MMD1591 6 жыл бұрын
Tell That to Pokemon.
@drakeaciago6491
@drakeaciago6491 6 жыл бұрын
SirRebrl you are right , but still I am correct they are weird ,
@BobJones-rs3wy
@BobJones-rs3wy 4 жыл бұрын
SNUFFELUPAGUS GOES TO WAR!!!!!! "Oh, Berrrrd."
@viridian5maureen853
@viridian5maureen853 3 жыл бұрын
On this channel, it would be "Oh, Byurrrrd."
@BobJones-rs3wy
@BobJones-rs3wy 3 жыл бұрын
@@viridian5maureen853 you are technically correct, the best kind of correct.
@viridian5maureen853
@viridian5maureen853 3 жыл бұрын
@@BobJones-rs3wy Excellent, because that is how I prefer to do.
@the7blu
@the7blu 2 жыл бұрын
“The tamandua is not as graceful with the walking on the ground but tho. A bit like a bro after a chest and tris day at the gym”
@Titanic_401
@Titanic_401 6 жыл бұрын
I missed you.
@icemirror4116
@icemirror4116 6 жыл бұрын
Titanic We all missed him
@jj344444
@jj344444 6 жыл бұрын
You didnt miss the iceberg though
@moussedrizzl77
@moussedrizzl77 6 жыл бұрын
Titanic, how does it feel like down there, you know, under the sea
@rainqw8283
@rainqw8283 6 жыл бұрын
Titanic i missed titanic
@slywenda
@slywenda 6 жыл бұрын
Titanic I missed you too....SUBCRIBE to Sliding Window... Also the one you in the sink looked like a fucking rouch
@SirPerfectful
@SirPerfectful 6 жыл бұрын
"Go French style with a pangolin and it can tell you what you ate . . . *yesterday* ."
@samanthabourne4865
@samanthabourne4865 6 жыл бұрын
'Or if you're smuggling cocaine...if ya know what I mean.' ;)
@KarelPZ
@KarelPZ 3 жыл бұрын
I just found your videos on KZbin. And I love them all.
@siblej1
@siblej1 4 жыл бұрын
This guy is hilarious. Never stop being hilarious 😝
@Major1745
@Major1745 6 жыл бұрын
I hope you are happy to be back! I can say that KZbin’s cripplingly lonely community is happy! Keep trying Justin Y, you’ll get to this stage one day...
@nickjs5773
@nickjs5773 6 жыл бұрын
I concur
@Random_Fanguy
@Random_Fanguy 6 жыл бұрын
TøXìÇ As a cripplingly lonely person I gotta say, yes.
@spinninground8689
@spinninground8689 6 жыл бұрын
I love your vids Butt Atwater. Haha
@4est82
@4est82 6 жыл бұрын
TøXìÇ where did he go???
@spinninground8689
@spinninground8689 6 жыл бұрын
TøXìÇ I'm here I love you
@diegolucero4609
@diegolucero4609 6 жыл бұрын
The way he says "bebbies"
@neonheadmutt
@neonheadmutt 5 жыл бұрын
Diego Lucero that's how he dooo
@Absolute_Goblin
@Absolute_Goblin 2 жыл бұрын
You ever think about how awesome the life forms on our planet are? Like imagine meeting someone from another planet and trying to explain this sweet armored anteater thing.
@irakdallen8818
@irakdallen8818 2 жыл бұрын
"You stole my blue lighter". Lmao that hit me in a way I never thought I'd feel again. Had to resort to lying about not having one..and lord forbid I forget my lie and pull one out at any moment there.
@colixion2116
@colixion2116 5 жыл бұрын
The echidna kinda looks like if a hedgehog decided not to use hair spray.
@thementhologist5348
@thementhologist5348 5 жыл бұрын
and was a pinocchio
@stevenwood433
@stevenwood433 5 жыл бұрын
Its knuckles
@meesterSmeeth4182
@meesterSmeeth4182 4 жыл бұрын
"I like rice. Rice is great, when you're hungry and want 2000 of something." Mitch Hedberg
@danparish1344
@danparish1344 4 жыл бұрын
RIP
@evanseekins517
@evanseekins517 3 жыл бұрын
This one went so far off into the weeds with an already completely crazy examination of evolution. One of the finest.
@shadydusty1023
@shadydusty1023 4 жыл бұрын
2:14 Its so cute Literally 1 second later OH MY LORD HAHAHAHA
@cafedeflore
@cafedeflore 4 жыл бұрын
Anteaters are walking index fingers with a mullet and leg warmers. That's the only way to describe them now.
@Lucidopherus
@Lucidopherus 4 жыл бұрын
i can’t get that out of my head.
@autumnsurvived7
@autumnsurvived7 6 жыл бұрын
"rah rrgh you stole my blue lighter"
@RajSingh-qc6lq
@RajSingh-qc6lq 6 жыл бұрын
WHO TOUCH mA SPAGHETT?
@Nibol
@Nibol 3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@davidg5629
@davidg5629 3 жыл бұрын
The ants almost took over the planet. Thank you, pangolins!
@bebebutterfield7699
@bebebutterfield7699 3 жыл бұрын
I love you zefrank1 for the laughs and entertainment. You brighten my day. Thank you!
@muemamuema8020
@muemamuema8020 5 жыл бұрын
You stole my blue lighter
@missblissfuloblivion
@missblissfuloblivion 5 жыл бұрын
I loved that too 😂🤣
@ultrathicc4272
@ultrathicc4272 5 жыл бұрын
Lost it at that part
@NN-ir9bj
@NN-ir9bj 5 жыл бұрын
You're berrigerent...
@muemamuema8020
@muemamuema8020 5 жыл бұрын
Am still cracking to this one
@NoirOctobre711
@NoirOctobre711 5 жыл бұрын
10/10 A relatable quote.
@keen8271
@keen8271 6 жыл бұрын
The world is a better place because of you.
@mablesmaplemoose1175
@mablesmaplemoose1175 3 жыл бұрын
“And then there’s the echidna” Me; oh boy- he’s gonna mention it, isent he?-
@izzyjones7108
@izzyjones7108 2 жыл бұрын
I love zefrank. absolutely GOLDEN, ponyboy. you make learning about animals fun and the unique way you describe things sticks in my grey matter and i truly hope that you keep doing this for a very long time. 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼💖💖💖💖😎🧠
@pinky0558
@pinky0558 5 жыл бұрын
*WALKING INDEX FINGER WITH A MULLET*
@tannernorton4679
@tannernorton4679 4 жыл бұрын
pinky 05 and leg warmers
@granola661
@granola661 4 жыл бұрын
sexy af tbh
@fyxation
@fyxation 6 жыл бұрын
Do not, I repeat, do not attempt to drink coffee and watch this. My nasal cavity burns a delicious burn.
@AtomiskZabaleta
@AtomiskZabaleta 5 жыл бұрын
A delicious, caffeinated burn...
@boarder2k7
@boarder2k7 5 жыл бұрын
Hah, I just nearly did the same!
@sbvrs4598
@sbvrs4598 5 жыл бұрын
This was supposed to be idle research on a species of shrimp that I just learned about their existence. My coffee fell out of my mouth, sitting back in a comfortable chair this morning.
@felinecontrolled
@felinecontrolled 5 жыл бұрын
Beer. Dead gods, beer is worst.
@BlackFox0911
@BlackFox0911 5 жыл бұрын
Chronic allergy sufferer. A 20oz Dr. Pepper that had been in my car (in the middle of summer) for almost a week. My sinuses were clear for about 2 weeks
@ssc4153
@ssc4153 3 жыл бұрын
Your narration of these videos just crack me up.....I look for them just so that I can listen to what you have to say about the particular animals. I just love it!
@samuellay1481
@samuellay1481 3 ай бұрын
The way he describes how all the jokes throughout the whole video connected at the end is literal genius. Zefrank is one of the best youtubers of all time
@olejohnson5159
@olejohnson5159 4 жыл бұрын
that pangolins scales are so beautiful, can't believe someone could eat such a magnificent creature
@speedweed683
@speedweed683 4 жыл бұрын
It looks like a pineapple
@ulfyn2143
@ulfyn2143 4 жыл бұрын
Martin Shkreli I would only eat them in a survival situation but I am not in a survival situation so yeah how fucking dare they.
@ulfyn2143
@ulfyn2143 4 жыл бұрын
Martin Shkreli agreed
@DubstepBoy1995
@DubstepBoy1995 4 жыл бұрын
I think pangolins have a different type of Coronavirus in the blood.. like bats have.
@fabplays6559
@fabplays6559 4 жыл бұрын
I mean... chickens and ducks are rather pretty, too.
@karmakittenz69
@karmakittenz69 4 жыл бұрын
2020: Revenge of the pangolins......
@egziverpendlebury2431
@egziverpendlebury2431 4 жыл бұрын
Does it piss you off that people are still calling it bat flu? It does to me...
@RversePegasister
@RversePegasister 4 жыл бұрын
BANE KITTY aaaaaamd there’s the Coronavirus comments 😡
@burgeulfassal1523
@burgeulfassal1523 4 жыл бұрын
Nah, chinese ate them
@saramuresan9305
@saramuresan9305 3 жыл бұрын
So true
@locthiennguyen
@locthiennguyen 3 жыл бұрын
"Just remember, no matter how different you are, you can always just stop using your teeth and use your tongue. Nope, nah that's not right. You can always stick your tongue in a dirty hole, no that's......that's worse...." I'm dying =]]]
@anthonygaribay320
@anthonygaribay320 Жыл бұрын
Man ur videos are amazing 👏🏽👏🏽 nothing but gold thanks for everything that you do ! 🤙🏽👊🏽
@HonestOutlawReviews
@HonestOutlawReviews 6 жыл бұрын
Man I'm glad you are back, thank for the hilarious videos!!!
@jonson2100
@jonson2100 6 жыл бұрын
What the Outlaw said!!!
@andrews6013
@andrews6013 6 жыл бұрын
Just what I was going to say
@jameswatson7052
@jameswatson7052 3 жыл бұрын
@@jonson2100 video 7vuviv8hi Jon Not to good at this, 😅🤣🍺🤣🤣🤣🥭🥥🍆🍉🍉🍉🥬🥥🥥🥥🥥
@phantomofdeath
@phantomofdeath 6 жыл бұрын
And lo, Morgan Freeman said "Let the KZbin king of animal comedy return." And thus, because he is Morgan Freeman, it was so.
@NovelG89
@NovelG89 4 жыл бұрын
I am dying🤣🤣🤣Why have I not seen these vids before. Absolute gold!
@annehenry6243
@annehenry6243 3 жыл бұрын
You have to watch the stinkhorn mushroom, marsupials, the giraffe, and the lemur...are some of my favs.
@My2Cents1
@My2Cents1 3 жыл бұрын
0:58... Whoa... Pokémon do exist, and I want one. I mean... this animal can't be real because it looks soooo over designed.. no ... contrived.... and adorable.
@JustinY.
@JustinY. 6 жыл бұрын
Please never leave us again
@julianz7555
@julianz7555 6 жыл бұрын
Chris Hansen should’ve asked him to take a seat
@HelloHello8D
@HelloHello8D 6 жыл бұрын
Justin Y. I can agree with you there
@musicat100
@musicat100 6 жыл бұрын
You're literally everywhere omg
@hajarmdn4883
@hajarmdn4883 6 жыл бұрын
How many hours do you spend on KZbin mate? You're slowly becoming a legend
@youssefsaad9277
@youssefsaad9277 6 жыл бұрын
I wont be surprised if there videos made about you. Youre becoming a youtube myth
@ethanotoroculus1060
@ethanotoroculus1060 6 жыл бұрын
I always knew you'd spring back to your old self in an instant, and this is proof of that! The whole video just rings of that whole "I was just getting started" vibe, I love it so incredibly much. Long live Zefrankster!
@alexhodson6342
@alexhodson6342 2 жыл бұрын
I don't know why KZbin recommended this to me, but this video is the funniest thing I've seen all year. Fantastic 😁
@ghassankalmoni4435
@ghassankalmoni4435 3 жыл бұрын
Just love the voice and much more your humor. Especially when you joke and your laughter superseding mine. Simply outrageously funny with unending calming vibes. Yes thanks for the entertainment that's for sure.
@vexingdata2956
@vexingdata2956 4 жыл бұрын
When an ant bites you: "These tic-tacs are spicy."
@deonatillman
@deonatillman 6 жыл бұрын
"Oh, hello!... I have no idea what the rest of you is going to look like" mood 2018
@benodaboy
@benodaboy 2 жыл бұрын
Like a hamster held in a fart so long it all went “pop” 😂😂
@GhaWasTaken
@GhaWasTaken 3 жыл бұрын
"There is no such thing as a butt-ant eater." me: Oh. *Pulls up pants to hide my butt-ant infestation*
@himdotcom
@himdotcom 3 жыл бұрын
I know I'm three months late, but... 😂
@respectableaf9061
@respectableaf9061 6 жыл бұрын
The Pangolin = The evolution of a pinecone
@TheAscael
@TheAscael 6 жыл бұрын
Do they pop when in heat?
@DJZephyr
@DJZephyr 6 жыл бұрын
I totally want there to be a "Snuffleupagus Goes to War" now.
@bonhomhongon2794
@bonhomhongon2794 6 жыл бұрын
_NOW_
@curlyfryactual
@curlyfryactual 6 жыл бұрын
Underrated joke, I wheezed
@randomrainbow4479
@randomrainbow4479 6 жыл бұрын
I want to see him kitted out like an Oliphant. Barbed wire tusks and everything.
@martinXY
@martinXY 6 жыл бұрын
"Are you sure about this, Bird?"
@lauriem5751
@lauriem5751 3 жыл бұрын
We need to hear from you more often, Zfrank!!
@kotomiichinose2929
@kotomiichinose2929 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody gonna talk about the “TICTACS OF THE DIRT”? 😂😂😂😂
@RalFingerLP
@RalFingerLP 6 жыл бұрын
I was watching the mantis shirmp so many times, good to have you back :)
@thatguyofdark
@thatguyofdark 6 жыл бұрын
yep thats one of my favorites too
@Thobeian
@Thobeian 6 жыл бұрын
My go to video was the owl
@voxbox697
@voxbox697 6 жыл бұрын
Well it was watching you too..............no wait..... 6 times.
@kristinkunie8756
@kristinkunie8756 6 жыл бұрын
One of my favorites, which was the first zefrank video I ever watched, is the Cuttlefish... That's always the first video I show people when I tell them of zefrank.
@hsquirrel7407
@hsquirrel7407 6 жыл бұрын
For me its always marsupials.
@datboi7669
@datboi7669 5 жыл бұрын
"Tic tacs of dirt" Truly genius narration.
@johannapemberton-smith3245
@johannapemberton-smith3245 3 жыл бұрын
YAY! New True Facts Videos! I love you, ZeFrank!
@victoryvici7262
@victoryvici7262 Жыл бұрын
This man deserves an Oscar
@NeoArashi
@NeoArashi 5 жыл бұрын
"This is technically reffered to as a sh*tload" Lol, not even 30 seconds in, and you already got me laughing
@GrocMax
@GrocMax 5 жыл бұрын
Naw, the technical term for a lot is always 'a metric shit-ton', which is 200 shit-units bigger than an 'imperial shit-ton'
@stealthpanther
@stealthpanther 4 жыл бұрын
Same! 😆
@jamesroad316
@jamesroad316 5 жыл бұрын
it's like deadpool made a documentary
@Beltesassar_
@Beltesassar_ 5 жыл бұрын
This has to be the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard
@frankschrumpf1930
@frankschrumpf1930 3 жыл бұрын
Hillarous! I just spit out my dinner from laughing about this narration. Frank, you are Genius! Thanks so much!
@angieando3376
@angieando3376 3 жыл бұрын
I love it when you giggle...
@googly4038
@googly4038 5 жыл бұрын
You said hidey hole again, every episode you say hidey hole.
@Phoenixesper1
@Phoenixesper1 5 жыл бұрын
well if it works...
@TheArcaneBagel
@TheArcaneBagel 5 жыл бұрын
And behbehs
@alexbonifacio4004
@alexbonifacio4004 5 жыл бұрын
Crackerz GD cuz most creatures utilize a hidey hole. even humans use one it's called Yo MaMa
@georgedog326
@georgedog326 5 жыл бұрын
For spider man is a spidey hole 😉
@angellowy
@angellowy 5 жыл бұрын
That is how a zefrank1 do
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