True Facts: Freaky Nudibranchs

Cuz the ocean is weird.
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CREDITS:
written and voiced by Ze Frank
Special thanks to Soledad Callo and David Young at Victoria High for the veliger footage that were mistakenly attributed to Dr. Page. Very sorry for the mix up! See the original footage here: • Veliger Larvae of the ...
thanks to Patreon supporter Sydney Brown for the Pikachu Swiffer line that she left in a comment. Join the community! It's fun!
Hal Brindley: travel4wildlife.com
Hal has an amazing vid of a botfly on his channel... sooooo gross.
/ @travel4wildlife
Dr. Jeffrey Goddard: Marine Science Institute, UCSB; Midland School
William Goddard: Midland School
Dr. Goddard and his son were very generous with their time and footage! Gave me some great notes so I didn't get my facts bungled!
msi.ucsb.edu
Dr. Jamie Seymour: Tropical Australian Stinger
Research Unit (TASRU)
Dr. Seymour has captured some of the most remarkable footage of nematocysts firing I have ever seen. Ptowwww.
Bocas Del Toro Research Station

Smithsonian Tropical Research Institute
Thank you to the Smithsonian and to Dr. Maria Pia Miglietta for the wonderful image of the unexploded nematocyst.
Dr. Louise Page :
University of Victoria
Dr. Page's footage of the veligers (Melibe) were a lifesaver. I wish I had more time to spend on their fantastic lifecycle.
Dr. Leslie S Babonis
: Whitney Laboratory for Marine
Bioscience
Dr.Babonis has the coolest job. Firing lasers to trigger nematocyst firing!
Phil Lemley
• Rainbow Nudibranch (De...
Phil was so generous to allow me the use of his attacking rainbow nudi...yeah the proctologist...
Dr. Marta Pola Perez
(CIBC-UAM)
Universidad Autónoma de Madrid
Dr.Perez has looked at the possibility of self fertilization in Nudis - and you never know!
Costasiella footage courtesy of David Palfrey/Hydra Productions Film, Photo and Training, Indonesia
www.hydraproductions.com @hydra.underwater
David let me use his Shaun the Sheep slug footage, which is really some of the best footage I have seen of this cute slug.
WetTraveler
: / wettraveler
Pinneng was kind enough to share his Pikachu footage... Quick attack! Electric Shock!
Elyse Messick captured nematocysts firing as a student and I tracked her down on linked in!
Thank you to the following photographers that uploaded their work on Flickr with commercial licenses! A huge help to people like me:
Greg Schechter: www.flickr.com/photos/gregthe...
NOAA: www.flickr.com/photos/noaapho...
Chika Watanabe : www.flickr.com/photos/chikawa...
Kris-Mikael Krister : www.flickr.com/photos/1488358...
Christian Gloor : www.flickr.com/photos/christi...
Additional Footage from ShutterStock and Envato Elements
Music by Tom Moore: / querflote

[@yerghaizverot6441]

"Every time you ask 'Why?', evolution adds or removes a nipple from a cat." You are a genius, sir

[@mr.campwell3655]

I had to rewind the video I was laughing so hard I couldn't hear the next part .

[@bryndlvlls]

what does that mean? 🤔

[@glenm99]

@@bryndlvlls Look it up! (I did, and was rewarded with knowledge.)

[@afonsoalmada6945]

I didn't understand that joke

[@mahdimustafa1104]

@@glenm99 please kind sir/ma'am if u could kindly explain it to this dum dum of a human 😓

[@mickjackson2912]

It's like David attenbrough and Morgan freeman had a child who became a stand up zoology comedian

[@madyjules06]

That’s perfect

[@randomdragon2589]

That probably describes it.

[@DavidSmith-id9ng]

Well said 😂

[@I_Art_Laughing]

Bebee

[@extralargemcfries9891]

Almost like a huggbees that says actual animal facts

[@jdd3786]

"They can only see light and dark, so the nudibranch will never be able to appreciate the beauty of its own decoration". That made me think of Beethoven not being able to hear his own compositions.

[@deannatroy8113]

Beethoven could hear. He used to band the notes of the piano with a hammer so he could hear them.

[@sauceyeti4381]

We caught a Spanish Dancer at the beach yesterday, I still don't know how it got passed the tight netting which prevented fish from entering the swimming area, but it was there and we caught it. It was the most vibrant critter I've ever laid my eyes and hands-on. We figured that if anybody else saw it, they'd immediately report it to the lifeguards there who were notoriously unforgiving to any fish that slips through that safety net, let alone a rarely seen wild sea slug. So I swam as far as the nettings would go and gently tossed the lil' guy out to freedom...

[@pinkcupcake4717]

You are a gentle soul. When the Great Slug Uprising comes, your kindness will be remembered.

[@108chaitea]

aww, yay! thank you for saving the sea bunnies.

[@wetsockfullofhotmeat]

Now that Spanish Dancer is telling all his friends how he got abducted by aliens, lol

[@moatrboat]

thank you for putting it back

[@seabasswallyworld]

The fuck kind of government does that to its beaches? People need to realize that the ocean can be dangerous if you don't know what you're doing, or are acting like a moron. We need to stop punishing the animals that are just doing what they've been doing for millions of years. It's not our ocean.

[@GlassCastle143]

“ You see these cows?. . . I tricked you, they’re not cows, they’re nudibranchs.”

[@mysryuza]

He had an opportunity to call them "Moo-dibranchs"

[@evawambani7992]

@@mysryuza 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Vic_Lit344]

@@mysryuza lost chance

[@missxmettastars5740]

XD

[@saritace2228]

Damn I couldn’t tell the difference.. they looked too alike. 😔

[@yukeenakamura1398]

“Every time you ask why, evolution either adds or removes a nipple from a cat” Was literally drinking water as he said that and now I have a floor to clean

[@spencerhenstrom9344]

Was literally reading this comment as I heard that

[@psychgamer_2052]

Noooo, not my nipples!

[@DarkOmegaMK2]

WHY?!

[@karenholland330]

It coulda been worse... at least it was only water!

[@Yahirplaysminecraft]

I love this quote so much

[@ceaslug9791]

If full length documentaries had this many jokes with such a calm voice I would absolutely spend upwards of $50 per movie to watch them.

[@MoultrieGeek]

Yup

[@N1M2077]

non binary hahaha

[@sleepycat6120]

Or not pay, watch on KZbin, and allow the ad revenue make these content creators very well off. Win Win.

[@NA-AN]

@@sleepycat6120 There is not a lot of ad revenue per viewer. I think the ratio is like a dollar per 100 or 1,000 views or something.

[@joyoffangsfurandcuteness3140]

Me too!

[@craven5328]

The simile "like a proctologist losing their wedding ring..." killed me lol

[@eomersimbajon2938]

Me: is this another type of slug? Zefrank: *yesn't*

[@daniellewilson8527]

Eomer Simbajon interestingly, what we cal, slugs evolved independently s few times from different groups of snails

[@nomdon4231]

Lol

[@araeshkigal]

Heh...technically this is another type of mollusk that is separate from both slugs (who never have a shell at any point in their life cycle) and snails (who have shells for their entire life cycle, and instantly die without them). As stated in the video, these guys are born with shells then get rid of said shells. However, because science is never settled and is actually inconsistent a.f., you will find all sorts of scholarly resources that still refer to these critters as "sea slugs."

[@nomdon4231]

@@araeshkigal that was so smart I lost some brain cells, maybe I'm dumb idk

[@waskozoids]

somekind of snail that got freaky whit a slug

[@matthewwiegert6999]

Zefrank went from killing the KZbin game to MIA and then straight back to killing the KZbin game. And that is how a Frank do.

[@marcelineingot9359]

Idk about you but it would take me months to make a ten minute video like this and still wouldn't be anywhere close to being this funny.

[@jessicaboone3410]

Matthew Wiegert underrated comment

[@MILOPETIT]

Also Frank made cat food commercials that made me both laugh and cry. Because this is how zefrank do

[@russellchen4923]

Z frank went from... and that is how A Frank do?

[@goshofmischief]

I know a Frank. God damn he was awesome.

[@sithlordhibiscus9936]

Please do one on the horrid things known was Coconut Crabs. They probably ate Amelia Earhart and look like face-huggers who wanted to be more colourful.

[@chinghamburger2200]

Colourful face hugger crabs. They are huuuge and I want one as a pet

[@eetuthereindeer6671]

No need to be afraid of them thought. They only eat you if you straight up let them

[@juannaym8488]

@@eetuthereindeer6671 that kinda applies to anything that wants to eat you

[@eetuthereindeer6671]

@@juannaym8488 im sorry but... no it doesn't

[@justsomekidthatsinfinitely7090]

I don’t think that bears need your consent to eat you

[@Youbarkimeow]

The strikes like a proctologist loosing a wedding ring had me laughing so hard you're bonkers and I love it.

[@alewiina]

"This one is perfectly camouflaged as an old man with his hands behind his back, inspecting his garden" That is the perfect description of that nudie, I'm very impressed haha

[@xxCrimsonSpiritxx]

That part was spot on 😂😂😂

[@thedotintheletteri]

Could I potentially get a time stamp for this lovely quote?

[@roselynplayz]

“You better stop or I will as-salt you”

[@airotiv7916]

🤣🤣🤣

[@kathesnobbycat4586]

i really laughed my nudibranch butt when he said it

[@tatsusama3192]

"Is this a male or a female Nudibranch?" "Yes. . ."

[@davidpoole468]

This footage must have been shot in Portland.

[@spongebobsquarepants8403]

I saw these guys at rock bottom, I wonder if they could go into both bathrooms, which ever is the right bathroom...

[@DrBillBushing]

They are hermaphrodites having both sex organs

[@JeepusChrystler]

@@DrBillBushing that'sthejoke.jpg

[@mtbunny-yt]

That’s my life xD

[@oldogre5999]

Imagine if Public school teachers would love their work as much as this guy does! Hats off to you young man!

[@D-me-dream-smp]

Ze Frank has actually released Educational versions of his videos that remove some of the more risqué comments due to them becoming popular for teaching purposes. Excellent way to get kids excited about science!

[@leslieh4899]

Wonderful presentation! I am on a journey to draw and paint all 3,000 known varieties! This made me laugh so much! I was SCUBA. Certified in 1975 in La Jolla and my favorite life form is still the nudibranch!

[@afrog2666]

"that one looks like a Pikachu got busy with a Swiffer" If all narration was like this, everyone would know a lot more about nature xD

[@danae5578]

Truth...I learned so much. Lol

[@deborahdanhauer8525]

Just trying to imagine grading test papers of 8 year olds if they were taught this way. I'm pretty sure I would injure myself laughing.😊

[@Juli414]

@Alexander LeBlanc It's a brand of flathead sweeper, you wrap either one of their disposable cloths or a regular washcloth around the head.

[@americanfool7712]

Swifferchu! 😆

[@Adam-bb4cc]

Or a Pikachu that got freaky with a Gastrodon.

[@jpegwarrior5431]

"This one is perfectly camouflaged as an old man with his hands behind his back inspecting his garden." This narration is perfect.

[@DakotaofRaptors]

Nice pfp

[@nielgerona1812]

Though where is he looking or rather sensing

[@coliedeekenzo]

That was my favorite! 🤣

[@somemoresomewhere1262]

Or I will a-salt you?🤣

[@ChaCha.44]

That line killed me 😆

[@trippiechris1852]

Sneezing in outer space sounds like a deadly experience. Imagine sneezing with nothing in your lungs while in space. People break ribs like that normally lmao

[@josephatencio1926]

I cannot believe I have lived this long without knowing this man and his videos exist, this brought me more joy then I can explain haha

[@BirdTalk13]

That’s wonderful! ❤😊

[@twdjt6245]

“You thought they were cows. You must be like a real dum dum man.” Why yes.....yes I am.

[@timsullivan4566]

Jen Tuesday - Lol - just lol!

[@MsLeenite]

I sort of knew they weren't cows, but I sort of hoped they were.

[@kevincrady2831]

"Get out of that shell and untwist. Who knows what kind of crazy beautiful thing you might become?" Y'know, that's not bad life advice.

[@annebruecks7381]

I love when he hits you with beautiful life advice after the hilariousity and learning!

[@kevincrady2831]

@@annebruecks7381 That's just how Zefrank1 do.

[@rhiannablumberg4803]

THE BEST narration of ANY educational videos and my heart is IN LOVE with this dude!

[@BlueDragon-vm1bt]

6:42 Ayyy, the Blue Dragon sea slug! I did a research project on it in school because it had the same name as my youtube account and I thought it was cool.

[@williamglass2223]

“It strikes with the vigor of a proctologist who lost a wedding ring.” Never change Mr. ZeFrank, never stop being you.

[@verfed]

Oh god, trying not to visuailize. Equally poetic and gross.

[@Akaryusan]

One fist proctologist

[@samhaines8228]

i needed this, a classic zefrank video, hilarious and educational

[@FesterWerks]

Best line ever

[@professionalcommenter]

That was one of my favorite lines!

[@NiaDoodle]

"You see these cows? I tricked you. They're not cows. They're nudibranchs."

[@d.e.s4432]

I laughed out loud at this one.

[@lumpialovers5580]

Haha😂

[@ksarp1281]

Not gonna lie he got me

[@NetherHyena]

you must feel like a feal dumb dumb, man

[@TheKiwiCache]

Ha, what a nimkapoop, you fell for the simple prank of camouflage, it is April 1st so I guess you have been April Fooled

[@Kaiserland111]

6:53 "Butt-smuggling hand grenades" is not a sentence I ever wanted to hear...

[@lenasjoo4983]

I just discovered your videos when I looked for info about the Sand Bubbler Crab. I learned and cried my eyes out. They are just marvelous! Now I can stop watching them...one after the other. Thank you 🙏

[@CzarownicaMarta]

"It strikes with the vigor of a proctologyst who lost a wedding ring" lmao, sir you are crazy, please never change.

[@ThefalleStrat]

Yeah I really wondered why nobody wrote about that one it's hillarious

[@plan42b]

Right?! Dude cracked me up

[@eggrollsoup]

yea that’s a good one loll

[@jollyjelly304]

Am I too young to understand?

[@moodialabdualjabar2121]

saw your comment right as he said it lol

[@Swampfox612]

Sir David Attenborough: "Observe the nudibranch's magnificent movements." zefrank1: "WTF is that thing doing. is that even morally right?" Ah, there is balance in the universe.

[@stuartyeo5354]

It's similar to how all matter have antimatter counterparts

[@awesomesauce754]

Almost symmetric. Super symmetric

[@tessaskye5479]

I would honestly give up a limb to see them collab

[@dadypubggaming8215]

​@stuartyeo5354 E@6666666爸爸啊啊啊啊擦擦擦啊啊啊啊擦擦擦。

[@lovewillwinnn]

I was thinking specifically about a more professional narrator / presenter of the same name when i saw your post. The intelligent-sounding ones in a documentary are preferable for some.

[@nortok00]

I just bought one of these guys for my tank which makes seeing this video show up on my YT wall kind of weird considering I have never done a search on them. Having said that I'm super glad it did show up because it was extremely informative but also hilariously funny! That's the way to teach things like this... With humour. I have to say this is one diverse and crazy group of creatures! Thanks for taking the time to make this video! 🤯🤣👍😁

[@josesuarez7484]

"This is the first yoga pose they teach you when you arrive in Hell." 🤣🤣🤣

[@MM13Umland]

The one looking like an old man, with his hands behind his back, looking down at his garden.... I laughed so hard. It looked exactly like that! 😂

[@efisgpr]

5:40 *LOL*

[@WhiteMadea]

Meghan Mueller same I snorted 😂😂

[@MeowingInsanely]

Yea & I think it'll talk about it's journey through different dimensions

[@munenemathenge8085]

I'm speechless.

[@sabin97]

that will be me, assuming i survive to get old....

[@Yousadclownofaman]

“I know what you’re thinking; ‘if I had that kind of luggage, I’d pack it myself’.” I LOST it at this one.

[@oldmanfromscenetwentyfour8164]

Who wouldn't??

[@MissIdolize]

That was absolutely fabulous and totally original! What a fantastic discovery you are Mr Ze Frank!

[@vadimazarov6604]

He made such funny sound effects I laughed from start to end! Lol that was very informative and useful explanations. Thanks a lot for the hard work input!

[@Zeithri]

" _It strikes with the Vigor of a Proctologist who lost his wedding ring_ " I died.

[@jeffffro7674]

That one put me on the floor! I was actually crying after watching this one it was so freakin hilarious!!

[@dianerose8316]

Almost spurt my coffee out my nose on that one. Too damn funny. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tiantanjungcell7137]

At first i dont know what proctologist is so i search on google and i am both glad and regret it now while still laughing at this joke

[@crazyoldhippieladyinthebib7357]

Stay away from any procrologist w short fingers! Gynocologist also for that matter! Long thin nimble fingers are so important when in any orfice! Fat chubbies just have a hard time!

[@blairbuskirk5460]

But why isn't the proctologist wearing gloves?

[@themadgamer1217]

“S c a r y c l o w n s a y s g o a w a y.” Dude, it’s past 1 AM here, don’t hit me with that kind of comedy. I’ll wake up my whole house.

[@megareavermickeybot7985]

it's 11:22 pm for me, but still try to keep it down man. or the scary clown will come over here......

[@imoffendedthatyouareoffended]

@@megareavermickeybot7985 1:08 am and I know I should expect this by now but I was caught so off guard lmao

[@kneecapsforlunch11]

😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

[@james3890]

Exact same time! Holy cow.

[@harleyjune]

2:26am and glad I live alone, scary clown caught me off guard

[@ItsCaramelToffee]

The auto-captions on this are great; it can't handle "gastropoda" so the video opens with "Susie is in the class guest reporter" which just adds to the surreal wonderfulness.

[@crisp2871]

Your channel is amazing and is made for adults but I love that you have added humor to the topic or episode keep more shows coming.i know putting on a 10 to 15 minute show isn't as easy but I could watch hours of the show ty for your great content

[@Praestantia]

"Yes that one looks like a Pikachu got busy with a swiffer." Oh, God.

[@Tegres1]

Why do I read comments before watching the video?

[@LordDeathwing17]

“This is the first yoga pose they teach you when you arrive in Hell.” Be honest with me. How many take did you need before you could deliver that line with a straight face?

[@cozyoni1425]

Now I know why Doomguy hates demons so much.

[@juliaw3730]

Who knows, maybe he didn't have a straight face while saying the line lol

[@ColinFox]

That line made me laugh out loud

[@thetyrianknight9114]

Probably only one or two, I did it pretty easy

[@shackwove]

I'm in public had to pause the video at that point couldn't handle myself anymore lmao

[@BrightScience01]

Great video! I always love your scripts/voice over

[@timmsavage7912]

Fantastic video! Wow. These have to be the most comical and, best yet, educational videos I've ever seen. I love Zfrank.

[@timsullivan4566]

Most DIABOLICAL KZbin Ad placement EVER: "And that is how the nudibrach..." [ad for an effing bank] "...do."

[@cheshirekat3050]

I got an ad for an online Christian university. I'm an Atheist. : /

[@RKyle-wx6rp]

I got the same timing on that last ad!!! I had to go back and watch it as a complete sentence

[@psychogoreman198]

Cheshire Kat 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MThomasB]

@@antoncarmoducchi6057 I want Zefrank to get paid for this. It is so funny.

[@cuddleshobbies6642]

It did that to you too?! I was so fucking pissed off

[@ScorpionStrike7]

Whenever he says “floppy floppy” and “fleshy fleshy”, I feel like my soul has been cleansed.

[@jusded6803]

Yes

[@GaMeRfReAkLIVE]

"Floppy fleshy bits"

[@charliespinoza1966]

+

[@angelserenade]

Also little BEBES

[@Raevynwing]

Agreed

[@kevinlutz5994]

Thank you to the photographers. Beautiful pictures. Ze Frank, thank you for the hilarious commentary.

[@dianequince8761]

Love your videos, I can learn and laugh at the same time! If I laugh too much, I have to go back to see what I missed. It's okay 😂😂😂😂

[@thatdudenamedlebowski0074]

5:44 "this one is perfectly camouflaged as an old man inspecting his garden" LMAO 😂😂😂

[@lynnrolaf7422]

OMG that was the most perfect description I've ever heard, it was EXACTLY what I saw 😆😂😂

[@borttorbbq2556]

@@lynnrolaf7422 yeah

[@ricangames8774]

This made me laugh so freaking hard 😂😅

[@bobanza8543]

*”this is the first yoga pose they teach you when you arrive in hell”*

[@blandantey]

Made me crack up!!

[@christophermejia2167]

I choked so hard when I heard that 😂

[@lauriejoynt5319]

This is the best video I have ever seen. The commentary is just priceless. Thank you for the laughs!!!!

[@lindaanderson7077]

Okay. I now want to teach zoology so I can show this video. Science with a great twist. Loved it. Thank you. Great classical back music.. Always loved dem nudibranchs- now I love them even more. Had to subscribe. Keep making the videos!!

[@WillShakes423]

*"SCARY CLOWN SAYS RUN AWAY."* That alone is legendary. Zefrank1, you've done it again.

[@doubleg7470]

I may have laughed harder than I should have at that. Had to pause. 🤣

[@HTNPSullivan]

@@doubleg7470 Loved that little moment, too.

[@klea7183]

@6:30

[@Chibihugs]

I was in tears, laughing

[@Jeezes718]

I say that to my relatives whenever it's dark. They hate me for it.

[@spudsoup72]

I like to think that there's a university class somewhere that introduces each genus with a True Facts video.

[@user-mindmeld]

My highschool bio teacher did

[@thogthemighty7960]

I take a lot of zoology classes, and I remember at least one professor did that. It was an epic moment for me, a long time fan. Edit: I checked my course slides and in my primatology class, the professor linked to the tarsier video in our lecture on tarsiers, saying “take a look at this KZbin, which is a) a fantastic overview of tarsier characteristics, and b) just really funny and entertaining, and it’s probably more effective than you learning the material I’m about to present in the next seven slides”. Fun class.

[@h2oblivious]

Duuude, I hope so

[@MokhtarAlZarei]

❤️❤️❤️Ture

[@AnarchyPenguin]

First time I saw a true facts video was the one on cephalopods in a University lecture

[@sarinahart7106]

Your narration is fantastic!! Thank you!

[@guilhermAlbino]

So relaxing, not so technical content, very accessive! Love it!

[@TroyPosey]

“And yes, that one does look like a pickachu that got it on with a swiffer...” 🤣🤣🤣 What’s up Zefrank. Glad you are continuing these “True Facts” episodes. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[@zefrank]

that line is from a comment left by Patreon supporter Sydney Brown! It's a pretty great community of people :)

[@TroyPosey]

@@zefrank I have a patreon as well, I'll check your's out and follow. 👍🏻 Also, just want to say, I watched your Ted Talks videos about 2 years ago, and they were very inspiring to helping me persevere when I was going through a REALLY rough patch in life. Thank you. 👍🏻

[@hv9988]

@Pandacat 666 Best of luck Pandacat! sending good vibes your way. It sucks now, but it'll be over one day. You got this

[@fubarandfriends4362]

Please keep these up, true facts is the shit!!!

[@Speed001]

3:42

[@Transformers2Fan1]

"And yes, that one does look like a Pikachu that got busy with a Swiffer."

[@ardilla82]

👍

[@Eye_Mudan]

Knocked me out.

[@mwalker2401]

🤣

[@rukiakuchki1591]

♥️ best line ever 🤣

[@lilbird4198]

SUPERB VIDEO! Your sense of humor is MOST enjoyable! I laughed, and I learned. I love Nudibranchs! Thank You SO MUCH!

[@jenniferholden9397]

This is the BEST thing on you tube. Thank you, thank you, thank you. ❤️🇬🇧❤️

[@starling1226]

I want him to read the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

[@BrainGuy]

Oh god, yes. I need that in my life now.

[@harrisondance5220]

@Trev 110% need this. but which book? what about all of the five part trilogy? p.s lets get this comment high enough to warrant attention!

[@Sarahshausofcrochet]

That’s an amazing idea!!!

[@surihuna]

I came here to say "oh god, yes!" but it's already been said. 😆

[@psilosieni]

oh yes please, please yes pretty please! I'll do anything to get him to read it, absolutely fantastic idea!

[@williamglass2223]

“Damn slugs eating my azaleas. That’s irony. You better stop or I’ll as-salt you. That’s a dad joke.” I wish I could un-hear just how bad and good that joke was.

[@Stop_Infanticide]

It was to well iodized to dilute from your memory anytime soon 😅 ....I'll go now..

[@starlightequestrian6729]

@@Stop_Infanticide yes, some people can only handle so much. Tread carefully

[@trumpatier]

@@Stop_Infanticide any attempt at making a joke is ruined by horrible grammar. Too***

[@tsekoletlala]

This has to be thee best video on Nudibranchs ever! "Why aren't our pants pockets shaped like gloves? There's mysteries in this world. Doesn't mean you are trying to self-fertilize, just some healthy curiosity."🤣🤣🤣

[@SpecialSP]

I "clicked" on this video because I💗Nudibranchs! I subscribed because your presentation is amazingly informative, as well as hilarious. Thank you for this and all the future videos that I watch …

[@ivoryowl]

"It strikes with the vigor of a proctologist who lost a wedding ring." LOL!

[@dlxmarks]

If your proctologist is rummaging around in there without gloves, he might not be a real doctor.

[@himdotcom]

That must be the Dr. from Family Guy.

[@sketchybackroundkid]

@@dlxmarks or he might just want an excuse to pass by again

[@Platypus_Warrior]

I died right at this moment 🤣🤣🤣

[@GodisKing106]

LOL!

[@Red5rainbow]

"The nudibranch's genitals are located up near it's head on the right side of it's body, because of course they are."

[@ellaapril194]

When they were asked whether they wanted to smell their anus or smell their genitals, the nudibranch knew what had to be done.

[@himdotcom]

I mean... why not? Lol

[@susiemiller2621]

Brilliant narration and filming ROFLMAO and learning something at the same time. LOVE it.

[@MrMinxie]

Thanks for making science and specifically biology cool again. Who needs aliens from space when we have Nudibranchs and Cephelopods like Cuttlefish and Octopi?

[@skylaroconnor2903]

“This is important because their eyes totally suck” I DIED

[@malcolmpayne3598]

"Every time you ask why, evolution adds or removes a nipple from a cat."

[@satan5677]

20 years later: DOH WHAT IN THE HoLY f*cKsH*T IS THAT DEMON honey, thats our cat BUT WHY SO MANY NIPPLES WAIT ANOTHER NIPPLE JUST GREW

[@thememers_dude]

Look it up it true

[@Youbarkimeow]

I can see why this was recommended 😂 Thanks for the much needed gut laugh you're bloody hilarious lol.

[@jennifermcalchemy9816]

I enjoyed this waaayyy too much. Beautiful and hilarious. Thanks so much

[@ejenglin]

"Get out of your shell, and untwist." -- ZeFrank Words to live by.

[@justiceneeded01]

"Who knows what kind of crazy beautiful thing you might become - ist"😄😂

[@phxqwerty]

It strikes with the vigour of a proctologist who lost his wedding ring. 😂🤣

[@jonathandonley3299]

I had to stop it right there because I couldn't see or hear anything what with the tears flowing down my face and laughing so loud I'm pretty sure I sprained something.

[@kylestanley7843]

@Kevin Olschesky "Look mom, no hands!"

[@peggychu3002]

You are hilarious!! Love it and the information gets out too…so cool.

[@Heather_Morgan]

I've never watched one of these videos before... Wow was I surprised! I was expecting a normal nature video. This was SO funny! Great job! 😆👍

[@TheSourestOfKrouts]

Not even 30 seconds in and I feel like I've had a stroke.

[@Zoopadoopa23]

😂 exactly how I felt

[@kylerae9196]

Not even 30 seconds in and I feel like having a stroke ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@capriottimultimedia]

What specifically made you feel and by?

[@satirevampire2038]

@@capriottimultimedia specifically and by specifically I mean specifically and by and by I mean and byyyy... Susie

[@RavenMoonChild00]

I, for a second, thought I was going insane.

[@trafalgarpeej47]

"they using like a little laser" PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW

[@keke5577]

For some reason the little pew scared the pants off me

[@gravynegrodick]

@@keke5577 need a new pair?

[@cn.st.182]

way to fuck up a six word sentence. bravo.

[@HungryIronWolf4]

Oh my God that slurping running gag was soooooooo funny. I subbed because I laughed so hard, well done.

[@Espirituterrestre]

This just made my day! Thanks 🤗

[@zraebiel1673]

"You see these two cows? Tricked you, they are actually nudibranchs." Lol

[@lorliec2004]

"You thought they were cows!"

[@fiddlechrome]

@@lorliec2004 “You must be like a real dumb-dumb man!”

[@thesnowfox7262]

Bamboozled again... 🐶

[@cokedupcat]

I know right! Lol they're obviously cows!

[@andreehansenwibowo8285]

And that's how the nudibr- *Advertisement starts* *Waits patiently for 5 seconds* *Skip ad* -branch do. Aw yiss

[@Scavenger82]

Ikr? Ten minutes of joy ruined by an extremely poorly placed ad. 😒

[@slc2222]

It's great

[@arelymunoz3484]

You probably don't care but, I hAVe PrEmIuM

[@Luv-dq5th]

I don't even know how I got premium i never payed a penny

[@HaloHighlightz]

I went back after the ad to get the full effect

[@maggiemea]

I bloody LOVE this channel!!♥️♥️

[@sympostersyndrome]

Bro, what fresh comedy is this, this is absolute gold, please I need more.

[@user-N20]

The old man with his hands behind his back actually made me laugh pretty hard

[@bluedragonfly8139]

'Damn slugs eating my azaleas...'

[@splinter360]

Same! Was actually gonna comment the same 😂😭

[@budski9542]

Yea that was funny af

[@jacquelinewatkins6469]

Yo me too. I woke the whole house up.

[@conner13.c16]

That was hilarious 😂

[@carolineyuen3247]

“The nudibranch’s genitals are located near its head on the right side of its body...because of course they are”

[@Rinsuki]

Well land slugs are like that too. It is near their head and when they do their little slug dance their glowing genitals sometimes get stuck and they just break them off and regrow as well. Lol.

[@dynamicworlds1]

To be fair, ours are right next to our anus which (if I may steal from a great comedian) is like putting an amusement park next to a waste treatment plant. ...and for birds, it's even worse, because they can be in the same hole.

[@raidenshat5206]

Piccolo?

[@TheReaverOfDarkness]

@@dynamicworlds1 I think the bigger thing to note is that their mouth and our anus share a common ancestor. So their genitals and our genitals are near the same hole. We're related.

[@dynamicworlds1]

@@TheReaverOfDarkness interesting catch there.

[@relaxingtropicaldreams]

*So beautiful! These make me relax!😍*

[@leegarratt887]

Geeze lol. Never thought I'd get so entertained today. I am impressed that you can educate while throwing some jokes around.

[@chichi4218]

"This is the first yoga pose they teach you when you arrive in HELL!" dammit am ded. 😂

[@Iainttrynadoxxmyself]

I tried it. Can’t get my butt in the air. I hope I don’t end up in hell then.

[@winteronmercury1]

My fav line in the video hahah

[@madyjules06]

🤣!

[@airotiv7916]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@robbieking4070]

You are? How’s the yoga?

[@mdr48371]

"It strikes with the vigor of a proctologist who lost a wedding ring" conjures up quite an image

[@gamezob]

My butt clenched

[@NotChefCook]

Gamezob - eeek! yes .

[@bubblemum]

laughed out loud, literally at this one!

[@morley364]

My dad is an OBGYN and this is EXACTLY why he aways ties his wedding ring to the drawstring of his scrubs before surgery

[@rachelfield5346]

@@morley364 I seriously hope he didn't learn that the hard way!

[@MiriamLopez-yd1sv]

Beautiful video,thanks for all the information.

[@YochevedDesigns]

I can never get tired of this channel!

[@PilloTheStar]

A ten minute Zefrank video? He's going away for 10 years, guys.

[@himadrijoshi]

Nooooooooooo

[@neszi3]

Say it isn't so. 😭

[@Actionnelll]

Don't you dare say things like to us 🙈 Now I will need 10 more years of therapy 🤣

[@PilloTheStar]

@@Actionnelll Specifically DOG therapy? kzbin.info/www/bejne/hp7HnnqkpM2ebKc

[@ghostxd1597]

SAY ZIKE RIGHT NOW

[@18deadmonkeys]

There are too many quotable parts to put one in the comments.

[@WillShakes423]

I agree.

[@tarico4436]

So write an entire review, in your own words.

[@WillShakes423]

@@tarico4436 Has that ever been done before? If not, that would be cool.

[@beef_master1336]

"scary clown says"RUN AWAY"

[@olive6942]

which is why you should simply come up with an original thought instead of just writing something everyone already heard

[@britaeirikr8609]

This made me laugh so much and smile. Thanks Zefrank

[@th3beast95a3]

This is the best documentary channel ever im just sad i didn't find this sooner

[@tayzatun6351]

"This is the first yoga pose they teach you when you arrive in hell" I was following his instructions to my discomfort and when he said that I laughed so hard I almost snapped my back in half

[@DUKE_of_RAMBLE]

And had you, I still would've nominated you for a Darwin Award, despite (thankfully) not resulting in your own self-created demise! But either way, given the type of video this was, it'd be a bit poetic. 😁

[@Ramsey276one]

2:45 O M G XD

[@audieherron5474]

Practicing for your future visit to the lake of fire? Lol jk

[@zetapulse]

There are definitely worse ways to go than laughing, let alone at zefrank!

[@ScrimmyBingus42]

You almost successfully executed torsion and turned yourself into a snail

[@mangokiwiorange]

"...and yes, that one does look like a pikachu that got busy with a swiffer" 🤣

[@connorjohnson8590]

I'm happy someone pointed this out because it's the moment in the video that made me laugh the hardest

[@oyeah310]

Context: Bongcheon-Dong Ghost

[@jayber-bomb9118]

Are you joking?! That's obviously a gastrodon. You people have soiled a fragment that is the legend of my youth.

[@Gazing-09]

Timestamp : 3:47

[@TheseBitchesWantNikes]

Literally just got a swiffer ad

[@Will-ir3bi]

Best narrative and narration ever!!! 🙏♥️🖖!

[@paultreskow1613]

Excellent info and damn funny commentary. U made my day ! ❤️ 😂😊