True Facts: Freaky Nudibranchs

[@matthewwiegert6999]

Zefrank went from killing the KZbin game to MIA and then straight back to killing the KZbin game. And that is how a Frank do.

[@marcelineingot9359]

Idk about you but it would take me months to make a ten minute video like this and still wouldn't be anywhere close to being this funny.

[@jessicaboone3410]

Matthew Wiegert underrated comment

[@MILOPETIT]

Also Frank made cat food commercials that made me both laugh and cry. Because this is how zefrank do

[@russellchen4923]

Z frank went from... and that is how A Frank do?

[@goshofmischief]

I know a Frank. God damn he was awesome.

[@yukeenakamura1398]

“Every time you ask why, evolution either adds or removes a nipple from a cat” Was literally drinking water as he said that and now I have a floor to clean

[@spencerhenstrom9344]

Was literally reading this comment as I heard that

[@psychgamer_2052]

Noooo, not my nipples!

[@DarkOmegaMK2]

WHY?!

[@karenholland330]

It coulda been worse... at least it was only water!

[@Yahirplaysminecraft]

I love this quote so much

[@jpegwarrior5431]

"This one is perfectly camouflaged as an old man with his hands behind his back inspecting his garden." This narration is perfect.

[@DakotaofRaptors]

Nice pfp

[@nielgerona1812]

Though where is he looking or rather sensing

[@coliedeekenzo]

That was my favorite! 🤣

[@somemoresomewhere1262]

Or I will a-salt you?🤣

[@ChaCha.44]

That line killed me 😆

[@jdd3786]

"They can only see light and dark, so the nudibranch will never be able to appreciate the beauty of its own decoration". That made me think of Beethoven not being able to hear his own compositions.

[@deannatroy8113]

Beethoven could hear. He used to band the notes of the piano with a hammer so he could hear them.

[@alewiina]

"This one is perfectly camouflaged as an old man with his hands behind his back, inspecting his garden" That is the perfect description of that nudie, I'm very impressed haha

[@xxCrimsonSpiritxx]

That part was spot on 😂😂😂

[@thedotintheletteri]

Could I potentially get a time stamp for this lovely quote?

[@rosurinplayz]

“You better stop or I will as-salt you”

[@airotiv7916]

🤣🤣🤣

[@kathesnobbycat4586]

i really laughed my nudibranch butt when he said it

[@eomersimbajon2938]

Me: is this another type of slug? Zefrank: *yesn't*

[@naturegirl1999]

Eomer Simbajon interestingly, what we cal, slugs evolved independently s few times from different groups of snails

[@nomdon4231]

Lol

[@araeshkigal]

Heh...technically this is another type of mollusk that is separate from both slugs (who never have a shell at any point in their life cycle) and snails (who have shells for their entire life cycle, and instantly die without them). As stated in the video, these guys are born with shells then get rid of said shells. However, because science is never settled and is actually inconsistent a.f., you will find all sorts of scholarly resources that still refer to these critters as "sea slugs."

[@nomdon4231]

@@araeshkigal that was so smart I lost some brain cells, maybe I'm dumb idk

[@waskozoids]

somekind of snail that got freaky whit a slug

[@afrog2666]

"that one looks like a Pikachu got busy with a Swiffer" If all narration was like this, everyone would know a lot more about nature xD

[@Danae78]

Truth...I learned so much. Lol

[@deborahdanhauer8525]

Just trying to imagine grading test papers of 8 year olds if they were taught this way. I'm pretty sure I would injure myself laughing.😊

[@Juli414]

@Alexander LeBlanc It's a brand of flathead sweeper, you wrap either one of their disposable cloths or a regular washcloth around the head.

[@americanfool7712]

Swifferchu! 😆

[@Adam-bb4cc]

Or a Pikachu that got freaky with a Gastrodon.

[@sauceyeti4381]

We caught a Spanish Dancer at the beach yesterday, I still don't know how it got passed the tight netting which prevented fish from entering the swimming area, but it was there and we caught it. It was the most vibrant critter I've ever laid my eyes and hands-on. We figured that if anybody else saw it, they'd immediately report it to the lifeguards there who were notoriously unforgiving to any fish that slips through that safety net, let alone a rarely seen wild sea slug. So I swam as far as the nettings would go and gently tossed the lil' guy out to freedom...

[@pinkcupcake4717]

You are a gentle soul. When the Great Slug Uprising comes, your kindness will be remembered.

[@108chaitea]

aww, yay! thank you for saving the sea bunnies.

[@wetsockfullofhotmeat]

Now that Spanish Dancer is telling all his friends how he got abducted by aliens, lol

[@moatrboat]

thank you for putting it back

[@seabasswallyworld]

The fuck kind of government does that to its beaches? People need to realize that the ocean can be dangerous if you don't know what you're doing, or are acting like a moron. We need to stop punishing the animals that are just doing what they've been doing for millions of years. It's not our ocean.

[@WillShakes423]

*"SCARY CLOWN SAYS RUN AWAY."* That alone is legendary. Zefrank1, you've done it again.

[@doubleg7470]

I may have laughed harder than I should have at that. Had to pause. 🤣

[@HTNPSullivan]

@@doubleg7470 Loved that little moment, too.

[@klea7183]

@6:30

[@Chibihugs]

I was in tears, laughing

[@Jeezes718]

I say that to my relatives whenever it's dark. They hate me for it.

[@MM13Umland]

The one looking like an old man, with his hands behind his back, looking down at his garden.... I laughed so hard. It looked exactly like that! 😂

[@efisgpr]

5:40 *LOL*

[@extraspicytigerroll]

Meghan Mueller same I snorted 😂😂

[@MeowingInsanely]

Yea & I think it'll talk about it's journey through different dimensions

[@munenemathenge8085]

I'm speechless.

[@sabin97]

that will be me, assuming i survive to get old....

[@GlassCastle143]

“ You see these cows?. . . I tricked you, they’re not cows, they’re nudibranchs.”

[@mysryuza]

He had an opportunity to call them "Moo-dibranchs"

[@evawambani7992]

@@mysryuza 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Vic_Lit344]

@@mysryuza lost chance

[@missxmettastars5740]

XD

[@saritace2228]

Damn I couldn’t tell the difference.. they looked too alike. 😔

[@ceaslug9791]

If full length documentaries had this many jokes with such a calm voice I would absolutely spend upwards of $50 per movie to watch them.

[@MoultrieGeek]

Yup

[@N1M2077]

non binary hahaha

[@sleepycat6120]

Or not pay, watch on KZbin, and allow the ad revenue make these content creators very well off. Win Win.

[@NA-AN]

@@sleepycat6120 There is not a lot of ad revenue per viewer. I think the ratio is like a dollar per 100 or 1,000 views or something.

[@joyoffangsfurandcuteness3140]

Me too!

[@yerghaizverot6441]

"Every time you ask 'Why?', evolution adds or removes a nipple from a cat." You are a genius, sir

[@mr.campwell3655]

I had to rewind the video I was laughing so hard I couldn't hear the next part .

[@bryndlvlls]

what does that mean? 🤔

[@glenm99]

@@bryndlvlls Look it up! (I did, and was rewarded with knowledge.)

[@afonsoalmada6945]

I didn't understand that joke

[@mahdimustafa1104]

@@glenm99 please kind sir/ma'am if u could kindly explain it to this dum dum of a human 😓

[@Yousadclownofaman]

“I know what you’re thinking; ‘if I had that kind of luggage, I’d pack it myself’.” I LOST it at this one.

[@oldmanfromscenetwentyfour8164]

Who wouldn't??

[@TroyPosey]

“And yes, that one does look like a pickachu that got it on with a swiffer...” 🤣🤣🤣 What’s up Zefrank. Glad you are continuing these “True Facts” episodes. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[@zefrank]

that line is from a comment left by Patreon supporter Sydney Brown! It's a pretty great community of people :)

[@TroyPosey]

@@zefrank I have a patreon as well, I'll check your's out and follow. 👍🏻 Also, just want to say, I watched your Ted Talks videos about 2 years ago, and they were very inspiring to helping me persevere when I was going through a REALLY rough patch in life. Thank you. 👍🏻

[@hv9988]

@Pandacat 666 Best of luck Pandacat! sending good vibes your way. It sucks now, but it'll be over one day. You got this

[@fubarandfriends4362]

Please keep these up, true facts is the shit!!!

[@Speed001]

3:42

[@craven5328]

The simile "like a proctologist losing their wedding ring..." killed me lol

[@kevincrady2831]

"Get out of that shell and untwist. Who knows what kind of crazy beautiful thing you might become?" Y'know, that's not bad life advice.

[@annebruecks7381]

I love when he hits you with beautiful life advice after the hilariousity and learning!

[@kevincrady2831]

@@annebruecks7381 That's just how Zefrank1 do.

[@CzarownicaMarta]

"It strikes with the vigor of a proctologyst who lost a wedding ring" lmao, sir you are crazy, please never change.

[@ThefalleStrat]

Yeah I really wondered why nobody wrote about that one it's hillarious

[@plan42b]

Right?! Dude cracked me up

[@Tatusiek_1]

yea that’s a good one loll

[@jollyjelly304]

Am I too young to understand?

[@moodialabdualjabar2121]

saw your comment right as he said it lol

[@mickjackson2912]

It's like David attenbrough and Morgan freeman had a child who became a stand up zoology comedian

[@madyjules06]

That’s perfect

[@randomdragon2589]

That probably describes it.

[@DavidSmith-id9ng]

Well said 😂

[@I_Art_Laughing]

Bebee

[@extralargemcfries9891]

Almost like a huggbees that says actual animal facts

[@BinglesP]

This is the single video responsible for my years long nudibranch obsession. This is one of my favorite videos on the entire internet and I genuinely cherish it. I cannot thank you enough, Ze Frank. 💕

[@davidroberts7808]

I agree 1000%. Since watching this I have watched hundreds of nudibranch vids. I especially love watching them devour anemones. That's just the coolest stuff. None quite a funny though. I'm still anxiously waiting on my zefrank cuttlefish video.

[@BinglesP]

@@davidroberts7808 Where exactly are you finding these nudibranch videos? Searching it up on KZbin, I barely find any that are worth watching or even have much to do with them

[@Swampfox612]

Sir David Attenborough: "Observe the nudibranch's magnificent movements." zefrank1: "WTF is that thing doing. is that even morally right?" Ah, there is balance in the universe.

[@Mryeo5354]

It's similar to how all matter have antimatter counterparts

[@awesomesauce754]

Almost symmetric. Super symmetric

[@tessaskye5479]

I would honestly give up a limb to see them collab

[@dadypubggaming8215]

​@stuartyeo5354 E@6666666爸爸啊啊啊啊擦擦擦啊啊啊啊擦擦擦。

[@lovewillwinnn]

I was thinking specifically about a more professional narrator / presenter of the same name when i saw your post. The intelligent-sounding ones in a documentary are preferable for some.

[@spudsoup72]

I like to think that there's a university class somewhere that introduces each genus with a True Facts video.

[@Malcador-TWOM]

My highschool bio teacher did

[@thogthemighty7960]

I take a lot of zoology classes, and I remember at least one professor did that. It was an epic moment for me, a long time fan. Edit: I checked my course slides and in my primatology class, the professor linked to the tarsier video in our lecture on tarsiers, saying “take a look at this KZbin, which is a) a fantastic overview of tarsier characteristics, and b) just really funny and entertaining, and it’s probably more effective than you learning the material I’m about to present in the next seven slides”. Fun class.

[@h2oblivious]

Duuude, I hope so

[@MokmysterGT]

❤️❤️❤️Ture

[@AnarchyPenguin]

First time I saw a true facts video was the one on cephalopods in a University lecture

[@LordDeathwing17]

“This is the first yoga pose they teach you when you arrive in Hell.” Be honest with me. How many take did you need before you could deliver that line with a straight face?

[@cozyoni1425]

Now I know why Doomguy hates demons so much.

[@juliaw3730]

Who knows, maybe he didn't have a straight face while saying the line lol

[@ColinFox]

That line made me laugh out loud

[@thetyrianknight9114]

Probably only one or two, I did it pretty easy

[@shackwove]

I'm in public had to pause the video at that point couldn't handle myself anymore lmao

[@leslieh4899]

Wonderful presentation! I am on a journey to draw and paint all 3,000 known varieties! This made me laugh so much! I was SCUBA. Certified in 1975 in La Jolla and my favorite life form is still the nudibranch!

[@themadgamer1217]

“S c a r y c l o w n s a y s g o a w a y.” Dude, it’s past 1 AM here, don’t hit me with that kind of comedy. I’ll wake up my whole house.

[@megareavermickeybot7985]

it's 11:22 pm for me, but still try to keep it down man. or the scary clown will come over here......

[@imoffendedthatyouareoffended]

@@megareavermickeybot7985 1:08 am and I know I should expect this by now but I was caught so off guard lmao

[@kneecapsforlunch11]

😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

[@james3890]

Exact same time! Holy cow.

[@harleyjune]

2:26am and glad I live alone, scary clown caught me off guard

[@williamglass2223]

“It strikes with the vigor of a proctologist who lost a wedding ring.” Never change Mr. ZeFrank, never stop being you.

[@verfed]

Oh god, trying not to visuailize. Equally poetic and gross.

[@Akaryusan]

One fist proctologist

[@samhaines8228]

i needed this, a classic zefrank video, hilarious and educational

[@FesterWerks]

Best line ever

[@professionalcommenter]

That was one of my favorite lines!

[@timsullivan4566]

Most DIABOLICAL KZbin Ad placement EVER: "And that is how the nudibrach..." [ad for an effing bank] "...do."

[@cheshirekat3050]

I got an ad for an online Christian university. I'm an Atheist. : /

[@RKyle-wx6rp]

I got the same timing on that last ad!!! I had to go back and watch it as a complete sentence

[@psychogoreman198]

Cheshire Kat 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MThomasB]

@@antoncarmoducchi6057 I want Zefrank to get paid for this. It is so funny.

[@cuddleshobbies6642]

It did that to you too?! I was so fucking pissed off

[@sithlordhibiscus9936]

Please do one on the horrid things known was Coconut Crabs. They probably ate Amelia Earhart and look like face-huggers who wanted to be more colourful.

[@chinghamburger2200]

Colourful face hugger crabs. They are huuuge and I want one as a pet

[@eetuthereindeer6671]

No need to be afraid of them thought. They only eat you if you straight up let them

[@juannaym8488]

@@eetuthereindeer6671 that kinda applies to anything that wants to eat you

[@eetuthereindeer6671]

@@juannaym8488 im sorry but... no it doesn't

[@justsomekidthatsinfinitely7090]

I don’t think that bears need your consent to eat you

[@Praestantia]

"Yes that one looks like a Pikachu got busy with a swiffer." Oh, God.

[@Tegres1]

Why do I read comments before watching the video?

[@ejenglin]

"Get out of your shell, and untwist." -- ZeFrank Words to live by.

[@justiceneeded01]

"Who knows what kind of crazy beautiful thing you might become - ist"😄😂

[@rhiannablumberg4803]

THE BEST narration of ANY educational videos and my heart is IN LOVE with this dude!

[@pearkore6821]

"Claymation pubic hair" is not imagery I was expecting today but here we are

[@MetFanMac]

"Looks a bit like a Muppet simultaneously auditioning for the F, U, and N in a Sesame Street production brought to you by the word FUN" Your mind is a strange and glorious place, ZeFrank.

[@ivoryowl]

"It strikes with the vigor of a proctologist who lost a wedding ring." LOL!

[@dlxmarks]

If your proctologist is rummaging around in there without gloves, he might not be a real doctor.

[@user-fq1ig3uy3q]

That must be the Dr. from Family Guy.

[@sketchybackroundkid]

@@dlxmarks or he might just want an excuse to pass by again

[@Platypus_Warrior]

I died right at this moment 🤣🤣🤣

[@GodisKing106]

LOL!

[@Youbarkimeow]

The strikes like a proctologist loosing a wedding ring had me laughing so hard you're bonkers and I love it.

[@twdjt6245]

“You thought they were cows. You must be like a real dum dum man.” Why yes.....yes I am.

[@timsullivan4566]

Jen Tuesday - Lol - just lol!

[@MsLeenite]

I sort of knew they weren't cows, but I sort of hoped they were.

[@jcandy]

Every nature documentary should be narrated like this

[@janesekillebrew8774]

Agreed 👍😂 he's brilliant.

[@chippawa2014]

Yes please!! Someone make this a reality, please!

[@NiaDoodle]

"You see these cows? I tricked you. They're not cows. They're nudibranchs."

[@d.e.s4432]

I laughed out loud at this one.

[@lumpialovers5580]

Haha😂

[@ksarp1281]

Not gonna lie he got me

[@NetherHyena]

you must feel like a feal dumb dumb, man

[@TheKiwiCache]

Ha, what a nimkapoop, you fell for the simple prank of camouflage, it is April 1st so I guess you have been April Fooled

[@josephatencio1926]

I cannot believe I have lived this long without knowing this man and his videos exist, this brought me more joy then I can explain haha

[@BirdTalk13]

That’s wonderful! ❤😊

[@oliyuprimizhu1326]

"Let's look at some nudibranchs when they are BEBEYS. Little BEBEY nudibranchs look a lot like snails." I love it XD

[@skylaroconnor2903]

“This is important because their eyes totally suck” I DIED

[@ScorpionStrike7]

Whenever he says “floppy floppy” and “fleshy fleshy”, I feel like my soul has been cleansed.

[@jusded6803]

Yes

[@GaMeRfReAkLIVE]

"Floppy fleshy bits"

[@charliespinoza1966]

+

[@angelserenade]

Also little BEBES

[@Raevynwing]

Agreed

[@trippiechris1852]

Sneezing in outer space sounds like a deadly experience. Imagine sneezing with nothing in your lungs while in space. People break ribs like that normally lmao

[@user-N20]

The old man with his hands behind his back actually made me laugh pretty hard

[@bluedragonfly8139]

'Damn slugs eating my azaleas...'

[@splinter360]

Same! Was actually gonna comment the same 😂😭

[@budski9542]

Yea that was funny af

[@jacquelinewatkins6469]

Yo me too. I woke the whole house up.

[@conner13.c16]

That was hilarious 😂

[@phxqwerty]

It strikes with the vigour of a proctologist who lost his wedding ring. 😂🤣

[@jonathandonley3299]

I had to stop it right there because I couldn't see or hear anything what with the tears flowing down my face and laughing so loud I'm pretty sure I sprained something.

[@kylestanley7843]

@Kevin Olschesky "Look mom, no hands!"

[@ryanpratama5635]

I love the message at the end of the video, "Sometimes you have to take a risk, get out of that shell and untwist. Who knows what kind of crazy beautiful things you might become."

[@willowmcintire21]

Untwist and shout, you beautiful what-the-fuck. ❤️

[@Neo-ut8kq]

*177013 flashback*

[@rebelyankee6961]

Dont forget the slurp at the end.

[@jtorelli7341]

ZeFrank has had his ups and downs with depression. His off brand humor usually has this silver lining element to it's summary. Kinda reminds me of Robin Williams. We must protecc ZeFrank at all costs. We don't want a world without him.

[@FlexBeanbag]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eJ7GaoF8m82rbZY

[@ItsCaramelToffee]

The auto-captions on this are great; it can't handle "gastropoda" so the video opens with "Susie is in the class guest reporter" which just adds to the surreal wonderfulness.

[@Zeithri]

" _It strikes with the Vigor of a Proctologist who lost his wedding ring_ " I died.

[@jeffffro7674]

That one put me on the floor! I was actually crying after watching this one it was so freakin hilarious!!

[@dianerose8316]

Almost spurt my coffee out my nose on that one. Too damn funny. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tiantanjungcell7137]

At first i dont know what proctologist is so i search on google and i am both glad and regret it now while still laughing at this joke

[@crazyoldhippieladyinthebib7357]

Stay away from any procrologist w short fingers! Gynocologist also for that matter! Long thin nimble fingers are so important when in any orfice! Fat chubbies just have a hard time!

[@blairbuskirk5460]

But why isn't the proctologist wearing gloves?

[@williamglass2223]

“Damn slugs eating my azaleas. That’s irony. You better stop or I’ll as-salt you. That’s a dad joke.” I wish I could un-hear just how bad and good that joke was.

[@Stop_Infanticide]

It was to well iodized to dilute from your memory anytime soon 😅 ....I'll go now..

[@starlightequestrian6729]

@@Stop_Infanticide yes, some people can only handle so much. Tread carefully

[@trumpatier]

@@Stop_Infanticide any attempt at making a joke is ruined by horrible grammar. Too***

[@Transformers2Fan1]

"And yes, that one does look like a Pikachu that got busy with a Swiffer."

[@ardilla82]

👍

[@Eye_Mudan]

Knocked me out.

[@mwalker2401]

🤣

[@rukiakuchki1591]

♥️ best line ever 🤣

[@lenasjoo4983]

I just discovered your videos when I looked for info about the Sand Bubbler Crab. I learned and cried my eyes out. They are just marvelous! Now I can stop watching them...one after the other. Thank you 🙏

[@thatdudenamedlebowski0074]

5:44 "this one is perfectly camouflaged as an old man inspecting his garden" LMAO 😂😂😂

[@Dyejob01]

OMG that was the most perfect description I've ever heard, it was EXACTLY what I saw 😆😂😂

[@borttorbbq2556]

@@Dyejob01 yeah

[@ricangames8774]

This made me laugh so freaking hard 😂😅

[@malcolmpayne3598]

"Every time you ask why, evolution adds or removes a nipple from a cat."

[@satan5677]

20 years later: DOH WHAT IN THE HoLY f*cKsH*T IS THAT DEMON honey, thats our cat BUT WHY SO MANY NIPPLES WAIT ANOTHER NIPPLE JUST GREW

[@thememers_dude]

Look it up it true

[@nortok00]

I just bought one of these guys for my tank which makes seeing this video show up on my YT wall kind of weird considering I have never done a search on them. Having said that I'm super glad it did show up because it was extremely informative but also hilariously funny! That's the way to teach things like this... With humour. I have to say this is one diverse and crazy group of creatures! Thanks for taking the time to make this video! 🤯🤣👍😁

[@ghostlourde2700]

“That’s like tongue-sponging the crumbs off the bottom of a pringles can.” Classic Zefrank analogy.

[@Danae78]

Who doesn't do that at least once.

[@zraebiel1673]

"You see these two cows? Tricked you, they are actually nudibranchs." Lol

[@lorliec2004]

"You thought they were cows!"

[@fiddlechrome]

@@lorliec2004 “You must be like a real dumb-dumb man!”

[@thesnowfox7262]

Bamboozled again... 🐶

[@cokedupcat]

I know right! Lol they're obviously cows!

[@Red5rainbow]

"The nudibranch's genitals are located up near it's head on the right side of it's body, because of course they are."

[@ellaapril194]

When they were asked whether they wanted to smell their anus or smell their genitals, the nudibranch knew what had to be done.

[@user-fq1ig3uy3q]

I mean... why not? Lol

[@LisafromNOLA]

Ze, every now and then when I’m feeling low I go back and watch some of your vids and I immediately feel better. Thank you! Love from New Orleans ♥️⚜️♥️⚜️♥️

[@TheSourestOfKrouts]

Not even 30 seconds in and I feel like I've had a stroke.

[@Zoopadoopa23]

😂 exactly how I felt

[@kylerae9196]

Not even 30 seconds in and I feel like having a stroke ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@capriottimultimedia]

What specifically made you feel and by?

[@satirevampire2038]

@@capriottimultimedia specifically and by specifically I mean specifically and by and by I mean and byyyy... Susie

[@RavenMoonChild00]

I, for a second, thought I was going insane.

[@ionstriker9342]

“i love it, its cuter than puppies.” good sir i believe we could be friends.

[@enigmachine]

"butt-smuggling hand grenades" Most people would be proud of a tweet that contained just one line like that.

[@kevinlutz5994]

Thank you to the photographers. Beautiful pictures. Ze Frank, thank you for the hilarious commentary.

[@andhanwib]

And that's how the nudibr- *Advertisement starts* *Waits patiently for 5 seconds* *Skip ad* -branch do. Aw yiss

[@Scavenger82]

Ikr? Ten minutes of joy ruined by an extremely poorly placed ad. 😒

[@slc2222]

It's great

[@arelymunoz3484]

You probably don't care but, I hAVe PrEmIuM

[@Luv-dq5th]

I don't even know how I got premium i never payed a penny

[@HaloHighlightz]

I went back after the ad to get the full effect

[@starling1226]

I want him to read the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

[@BrainGuy]

Oh god, yes. I need that in my life now.

[@harrisondance5220]

@Trev 110% need this. but which book? what about all of the five part trilogy? p.s lets get this comment high enough to warrant attention!

[@Sarahshausofcrochet]

That’s an amazing idea!!!

[@surihuna]

I came here to say "oh god, yes!" but it's already been said. 😆

[@psilosieni]

oh yes please, please yes pretty please! I'll do anything to get him to read it, absolutely fantastic idea!

[@xenohart3891]

The most underrated phrase of the 21st century: "Like a colorblind machinist in a skittles factory" ... Z, if you put this on a shirt in your patreon, let us know... I want one!

[@cameronbartlett856]

I second this! I may not be THAT level of color blind, but I would so wear that shirt!

[@ambernicholle6344]

And I, I third the motion!!

[@dianequince8761]

Love your videos, I can learn and laugh at the same time! If I laugh too much, I have to go back to see what I missed. It's okay 😂😂😂😂

[@kitthornton2336]

My difficult life is a bit better knowing that every now and then, there'll be a bit of zefrank's genius to enjoy. Thanks, zefrank. It's been a lot of years that you've been helpful.

[@carolineyuen3247]

“The nudibranch’s genitals are located near its head on the right side of its body...because of course they are”

[@Rinsuki]

Well land slugs are like that too. It is near their head and when they do their little slug dance their glowing genitals sometimes get stuck and they just break them off and regrow as well. Lol.

[@dynamicworlds1]

To be fair, ours are right next to our anus which (if I may steal from a great comedian) is like putting an amusement park next to a waste treatment plant. ...and for birds, it's even worse, because they can be in the same hole.

[@raidenshat5206]

Piccolo?

[@TheReaverOfDarkness]

@@dynamicworlds1 I think the bigger thing to note is that their mouth and our anus share a common ancestor. So their genitals and our genitals are near the same hole. We're related.

[@dynamicworlds1]

@@TheReaverOfDarkness interesting catch there.

[@mdr48371]

"It strikes with the vigor of a proctologist who lost a wedding ring" conjures up quite an image

[@gamezob]

My butt clenched

[@NotChefCook]

Gamezob - eeek! yes .

[@bubblemum]

laughed out loud, literally at this one!

[@morley364]

My dad is an OBGYN and this is EXACTLY why he aways ties his wedding ring to the drawstring of his scrubs before surgery

[@rachelfield5346]

@@morley364 I seriously hope he didn't learn that the hard way!

[@josesuarez7484]

"This is the first yoga pose they teach you when you arrive in Hell." 🤣🤣🤣

[@Caelia7]

"And that is how the Nudibranch" ... *waits through the entire advert* .. "do." I now feel complete.

[@itxi]

*SLURP*

[@mangokiwiorange]

"...and yes, that one does look like a pikachu that got busy with a swiffer" 🤣

[@connorjohnson8590]

I'm happy someone pointed this out because it's the moment in the video that made me laugh the hardest

[@oyeah310]

Context: Bongcheon-Dong Ghost

[@jayber-bomb9118]

Are you joking?! That's obviously a gastrodon. You people have soiled a fragment that is the legend of my youth.

[@Gazing-09]

Timestamp : 3:47

[@TheseBitchesWantNikes]

Literally just got a swiffer ad

[@Kaiserland111]

6:53 "Butt-smuggling hand grenades" is not a sentence I ever wanted to hear...

[@tayzatun6351]

"This is the first yoga pose they teach you when you arrive in hell" I was following his instructions to my discomfort and when he said that I laughed so hard I almost snapped my back in half

[@DUKE_of_RAMBLE]

And had you, I still would've nominated you for a Darwin Award, despite (thankfully) not resulting in your own self-created demise! But either way, given the type of video this was, it'd be a bit poetic. 😁

[@Ramsey276one]

2:45 O M G XD

[@audieherron5474]

Practicing for your future visit to the lake of fire? Lol jk

[@zetapulse]

There are definitely worse ways to go than laughing, let alone at zefrank!

[@ScrimmyBingus42]

You almost successfully executed torsion and turned yourself into a snail

[@Shelleybean3315]

5 seconds in: (Oh, sweet baby Jeezuz)! "SPECIFICALLY, and by SPECIFICALLY, I mean, SPECIFICALLY....and by, AND BY, I mean, AND BY..." Already dying of laughter! 😂😂

[@محترفالعراق-د4ه]

XNXX 👌😘

[@kostasandreou1094]

I wanted to write the same! I mean i got to the video and 5 seconds in he earns my like and love!

[@rahmanatama1434]

I love the way he make it fun to get the knowledge!

[@josem1512]

Me writing any essay with a wordcount

[@Keyboardkat3]

"butt smuggling hand grenades" is probably the best analogy i've heard for an animal's defense mechanism

[@vadimazarov6604]

He made such funny sound effects I laughed from start to end! Lol that was very informative and useful explanations. Thanks a lot for the hard work input!

[@chichi4218]

"This is the first yoga pose they teach you when you arrive in HELL!" dammit am ded. 😂

[@Iainttrynadoxxmyself]

I tried it. Can’t get my butt in the air. I hope I don’t end up in hell then.

[@winteronmercury1]

My fav line in the video hahah

[@madyjules06]

🤣!

[@airotiv7916]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@robbieking4070]

You are? How’s the yoga?

[@tomatovamp]

"Sometimes you have to take a risk- get out of that shell and untwist. Who knows what kind of crazy beautiful thing you might become"

[@faolan2174]

...ist

[@SoCloseToToast]

All the chaos in the world, and this has me just smiling

[@ramtosantosa7661]

Well cosmos itself born from chaos, but fear not since we have zefrank who can both roast and find a beauty in every cretures exist

[@stephaniefuentes8891]

That is how Zefrank do

[@airotiv7916]

Agreed 👍👍

[@holyyyy-molyyyy]

Hello

[@NotStarskiwars]

yessssssirrrr

[@guilhermAlbino]

So relaxing, not so technical content, very accessive! Love it!

[@hplostfan]

“...this is important because their eyes totally suck.” 😂😂

[@Rollinpeace.]

I absolutely love your true facts films. I have watched every single one numerous times. I find them very relaxing. Your voice, the beautiful visuals and sweet song in the background along with your sence of humour make these little shows an absolute treat!

[@DrNothing23]

Excellent, concise summary of ZF's TF's! Well put, indeed!

[@zefrank]

thank you :)

[@ikeekieeki]

my favorite part of KZbin for sure

[@wombat.6652]

@@zefrank Up voting you here, because i can only upvote the video once

[@timmsavage7912]

Fantastic video! Wow. These have to be the most comical and, best yet, educational videos I've ever seen. I love Zfrank.

[@trafalgarpeej47]

"they using like a little laser" PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW

[@keke5577]

For some reason the little pew scared the pants off me

[@gravynegrodick]

@@keke5577 need a new pair?

[@cn.st.182]

way to fuck up a six word sentence. bravo.

[@robertmitchell6002]

"Every time you ask why evolution adds or removes a nipple from a cat." This broke my laughing hole.

[@justyourlocalyandere268]

Robert u ok

[@0eace]

Really ok some call clown police

[@antares3206]

I just skimmed comments and read "I broke my hole laughing", imagined the amount of butt clenching and was briefly concerned.

[@firecomesoutofme]

I am going to use this quote on my kids

[@generalkt5398]

True Facts Vocabulary: “Imagine...” “It’s kind of like...” “Now imagine...” “Behbeh.” “Hidey-Hole.” “Because that’s how the _____ do.” “Mouth-parts” “B-yurds” “Dangly Bits”

[@princedarkness8029]

Dumb dumb-man

[@evans3636]

And don't forget "-And that's how the ____ Do", my favourite. :P

[@generalkt5398]

Evan Sun oh yeah hang on I’ll put it in there

[@Daisy-cu5tu]

Maybe make this great video with less fowl descriptions.

[@charlottem.1477]

Kevin Lee Beh Beh’s

[@MrMinxie]

Thanks for making science and specifically biology cool again. Who needs aliens from space when we have Nudibranchs and Cephelopods like Cuttlefish and Octopi?

[@diemilch555]

I need a ringtone of Frank saying "Bebbeh!"

[@sickmade801]

OMG 😃

[@J.S.McDuff]

"Like a colour blind machinist at a skittles factory, the nudibranch is unable to appreciate its own decoration" What an incredible sentance

[@ashawilliams4683]

i was thinking exactly this

[@sew_gal7340]

you need to read some good english literature. there is so much in books that will leave you weeping just by its beauty in words...jane austen being one of the authors

[@enbeast8350]

@@sew_gal7340 Pretty presumptuous that op hasn't read Jane Austin or any other classic literature by just a singular comment and no other interaction. What does classic literature have to do with a comedy fact video about sea slugs again? I think you just posted your comment to look and act smart and jab at a rando on the internet, not to recommend some nice reads

[@sew_gal7340]

@@enbeast8350 i never said i was smart, in fact one of the greatest quote imo is "the more you know, the more you realize you dont know anything at all". life always teaches us something new, if you took the time to understand this you will be a much better person. :)

[@carlosthunder8262]

@@sew_gal7340 Damn, can't someone express their appreciation for the writing in the video without being told 'Well, you haven't read REAL literature...' Sheesh, you're like a person seeing a seeing a kid thank their mum for ice cream, then inserting yourself into the conversation to tell the kid, 'Then you should try the other ice creams in the world... the Black Diamond from Dubai being one of them.' Just makes you sound stuck up.

[@tatsusama3192]

"Is this a male or a female Nudibranch?" "Yes. . ."

[@davidpoole468]

This footage must have been shot in Portland.

[@spongebobsquarepants8403]

I saw these guys at rock bottom, I wonder if they could go into both bathrooms, which ever is the right bathroom...

[@DrBillBushing]

They are hermaphrodites having both sex organs

[@JeepusChrystler]

@@DrBillBushing that'sthejoke.jpg

[@mtbunny-yt]

That’s my life xD

[@victrola2007]

I LOVE THEM SO MUUUUCH!!!! 00:50 "I'm a BUNNY, DAMNIT!". Fact - as hand therapy I try to crochet these cuties from leftover scraps of embroidery/tapeatey and regular wool. Each Christmas ornament-sized cutie is precious to me and makes it all worth it. ❤🎉

[@JDMKEV]

"to understand this lets look at some nudibranchs when they are BABEEEHS...BABEEH nudibranchs look alot like snails"

[@shiningdawn8578]

Who said it first... zefrank or Moira Rose? I'm dying to know.

[@poiiihy]

bebehs

[@keretaman]

Sounds like how phil wang says it

[@sarahfeng]

"why aren't pants pockets shaped like gloves" ....holy shit this man is a visionary

[@glowner7878]

imagine how ass it would be to take a coin out though

[@ezzokko]

@@glowner7878 because then you wouldn't be able to put tiny pocket items in them, like ur phone

[@Idkmanlemmeedit]

@@glowner7878 Entire pocket coming out

[@ultraatari9298]

Yili Feng Cause typically you put your wallet, change, and phone in your pocket all of which are bulky and finger shapes would interfere. also people have different size hands like I have little danty hands lol

[@nowandaround312]

DunklerJägerZach That sounds like a step backwards. I'd like to remain in the time period where my pockets continue being useful

[@starhunting7998]

1:48 “Like a colorblind machinist in a skittles factory” 😂 yes.

[@lauriejoynt5319]

This is the best video I have ever seen. The commentary is just priceless. Thank you for the laughs!!!!

[@18deadmonkeys]

There are too many quotable parts to put one in the comments.

[@WillShakes423]

I agree.

[@tarico4436]

So write an entire review, in your own words.

[@WillShakes423]

@@tarico4436 Has that ever been done before? If not, that would be cool.

[@beef_master1336]

"scary clown says"RUN AWAY"

[@olive6942]

which is why you should simply come up with an original thought instead of just writing something everyone already heard

[@jewishdictionary1715]

3:12 day 125 of "experiment". My cat has now 87 nipples. I wish I could go back. My curiosity did not killed the cat. But it costed her dearly.

[@mirmalchik]

sure sounds like a big win, to me what could possibly be the downside of a body covered in nipples?

[@renaaa.s]

@@mirmalchik that its a cat

[@b.a1535]

@@mirmalchik a horrific creature.

[@an-average-box]

There is a ton of information missing here

[@junkhead7379]

Eyelid nudibranch: Exists Hentai artists: *WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN*

[@danielfisher7016]

So true.

[@merck749]

Weebs:Nudibranch chan

[@blahthebiste7924]

Which one is the "Eyelid nudibranch"?

[@SpringKuma]

@@merck749 i feel offended

[@twilight2773]

Which part is the eyelid nudibranch?

[@jediavatar]

"This is the first yoga pose they teach you when you arrive in hell." That was brilliant.

[@jackalope_hunter]

that one was probably my favorite line. the build up to it was great.

[@emilydickey4859]

Well I'm sure glad I'm not going to hell... Jesus Saves Y'all!

[@IAmValenwind]

@@emilydickey4859 jesus only saves people gullible enough to believe his promises, like "handling deadly snakes or drinking deadly poison won't kill believers".

[@DaydreamingArtist322]

Emily Dickey Many religious groups claim that anyone who isn’t part of their faith will go to Hell. They also claim that any religious leaders from faiths outside of their own are false prophets. They also claim to have proof that their religion is the only correct one. It’s like a room full of surgeons where each one claims that all the others are incompetent. They all have diplomas from different, yet equally good schools. And each one has patients who swear by them. But you’ve never actually seen any of them operate. You’d have to pick the one you have the most faith in (if you choose to undergo surgery, that is). The point is, each person is as certain their religion - or their atheism - is the right one as you are. And wars have been waged because of this. If all these religions’ claims that nonbelievers go to Hell is correct, then everyone will go there when they die. We’ll only really know who - if anyone - is right when we die. So, how about we just let each person decide for themselves what faith to follow? The world will be more peaceful for it. Tl;dr: You know everyone else follows their faith because they’re certain theirs is the right one, don’t you? And that several of them say “all nonbelievers go to Hell.” It’s like picking a surgeon without watching them operate: we each make that choice based on what looks to be true to us. That’s part of why people have actually waged wars over this. So, can you not try to push yours on people? It just causes more problems.

[@emilydickey4859]

@@DaydreamingArtist322 Hey. I didn't push, daydreaming, I just commented. That's a sad truth that's there are many made up religions but there is only one book. The Bible. Try reading it and it will help your doubts. It's funny how we have all the answers but decide not to believe them. One day I hope your opinions change at a comment made by someone who knows where they are going when they die. I'm not confused or scared. Are you?