"True Facts is not appropriate for children. Or adults who don't act like children." Truer words have never been spoken good sir.
@opikhu96885 жыл бұрын
Sometimes it be like it do.
@abdulazizinularifeen5 жыл бұрын
I wonder if those words outside the quotes are true, but I must figure that truth can't ever be truer than itself.
@Bethlam5 жыл бұрын
I have never been happier that I have refused to become an adult.
@korgiking19035 жыл бұрын
I agree
@dadeee77765 жыл бұрын
Peder Hansen this
@felixhenson99264 жыл бұрын
"Aww not an octopus..." "IT GOT OUT!!" I feel this in my soul
@nicksuazo43773 жыл бұрын
"Octopus is not having that shit." 🐙 😆
@thecloneguyz3 жыл бұрын
@Anonymous Anonymous don't forget that they can produce that super thick slime that sticks to everything as a defense mechanism also
@thecloneguyz3 жыл бұрын
@Anonymous Anonymous We eat them alive all the time The suckers stick to your throat and fight going down
@cherryvoid52383 жыл бұрын
@@thecloneguyz so you taste the mucus and not the octopus?
@thecloneguyz3 жыл бұрын
@@cherryvoid5238 You dont chew It squeezes slime out You swallow whole
@fatman26713 жыл бұрын
9:03 - "Remember, we're all just tubes with some fancy bits attached, looking for stuff to put in the front, and looking for places to put whatever comes out the other side"....this is disgustingly poetic.
@nicksuazo43773 жыл бұрын
Not to mention true and accurate. Still hilarious, though 😂
@Turtleproof2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: the human colon technically begins at the mouth and ends at the trumpeter.
@user-wb7ez9ud4p2 жыл бұрын
@@nicksuazo4377 Humans are chordates, and chordates are basically tube + fancy parts.
@spjr992 жыл бұрын
There are lots of organisms that are called "Taste it twice". For a long time organisms didn't have an anus and just barfed up the waste
@yoboikamil5254 жыл бұрын
"This frog fish for example... is fucked."
@Jedi-ge6lr2 жыл бұрын
"This fish is having a good day."
@yoboikamil5252 жыл бұрын
@@Jedi-ge6lr was
@CarassiusAu2 жыл бұрын
6:06
@BMAN-eb4jk9 ай бұрын
it won’t a fortnite battle royals and his crush just texted him a unicorn emoji. Which means nothing to a fish, but it’s still something. Bobbit worm don’t give a ******
@AshleyWool5 жыл бұрын
Every time he starts a sentence with, "To understand this, imagine..." you know it's going to be good.
@pavelaevii66875 жыл бұрын
You'r picture shows you pretty
@fightingfalcon7775 жыл бұрын
Well... That’s how the ZeFrank do...
@whatevermanpss5 жыл бұрын
Excuse me but i love you
@pavelaevii66875 жыл бұрын
And i love your voice when you're singing
@masbaiy48585 жыл бұрын
LOL creeps. Do some people not have friends to develop their social skills?
@Ch4osKing664 жыл бұрын
"This Frogfish for example...is f**ked" I choked on my Pepsi XD.
@jofez273 жыл бұрын
Best part of this video 🤣🤣🤣
@denisarabinka35083 жыл бұрын
You misspelled "penis", my friend
@jofez273 жыл бұрын
@@denisarabinka3508 LMAO 🤣 😂 😆
@carlitoispissed74863 жыл бұрын
Ew Pepsi
@dreamerlegend40423 жыл бұрын
I didnt know it was a frog fish
@theman64222 жыл бұрын
That octopus looked like he’s thinking about the horrors he had just seen
@arcticguy34552 жыл бұрын
Can you blame him????
@TheDownrankTrain Жыл бұрын
That octopus went into the hole mouth-first and probably escaped by biting the worms head off
@Moonstonn Жыл бұрын
naaa. Octopi don't fear diddley squat. He was like "I'm sure he won't make that mistake again"
@Moros6664203 жыл бұрын
"it's like sending your genitals to the bar while you binge watch netflix at home" I'm dead 🤣
@lizxu3224 жыл бұрын
"We're all tubes with some fancy stuff attached." Once again, zefrank keepin us humble
@Sophie_oeb3 жыл бұрын
P
@jadeasereht46383 жыл бұрын
P
@yakuza_toast80333 жыл бұрын
P
@bouteexpeditionsvideos3 жыл бұрын
On this Pandemic: Stay Safe!!!
@cockmaster3143 жыл бұрын
P
@Carmoca5 жыл бұрын
"Octopus is not having that s***." LMAO
@jackkraken38884 жыл бұрын
The octopus is probably one of the only creatures in the sea that could likely take over the world if it wanted to. They are scary smart.
@jackkraken38884 жыл бұрын
@Davis Whitaker Yeah I heard they don't like smartphones. LOL
@ABonafideSkeleton4 жыл бұрын
I like to imagine that the only reason the octopus has not evolved further is the fact that adult octopuses can't pass on anything they've learned to their children (because the father leaves and the mother dies protecting her eggs) so they have to figure everything out all over again. If they were more social and passed things along down the generations they would probably be even smarter.
@jackkraken38884 жыл бұрын
@@ABonafideSkeleton Great point. We humans owe a lot to previous generations and what they teach us. Imagine having to keep relearning everything again.
@ABonafideSkeleton4 жыл бұрын
@@jackkraken3888 Hell look at crows; they pass on everything they know and as a result they understand concepts of weight, water displacement and analogies, they can build tools on the fly for specific situations and they can utilise past knowledge to adapt to potential situations in the future (like hiding tools for future use or even planning meals for the next day) on top of being able to remember faces and objects as well as developing their own dialects within their "language". If one crow figures out something new, then every crow will be doing it within the next few days and they pass it all along to their offspring. We already know that octopuses utilise tools and are fast learners, what could they learn if they passed on their retained information to the next generation?
@andrewrisser57703 жыл бұрын
His complete aversion to the acorn worm makes want to know more. But at the same time there is an undercurrent of fear of whatever the hell the Acorn worm is capable of to make zefrank not want to talk about it. Edit: I now understand the aversion. And I sympathise.
@memyself5991943 жыл бұрын
I made a grave mistake
@songgoddess093 жыл бұрын
I looked at the wiki for it and now I'm just more confused lol.
@Glaycier3 жыл бұрын
I need an explanation please
@mr.weirdness59703 жыл бұрын
@@Glaycier That’s its shit
@Glaycier3 жыл бұрын
@@mr.weirdness5970 o. I expected worse but it’s still... Gross. I’m both disappointed and relieved.
@xendurr81803 жыл бұрын
I have a feeling the octopus just slapped the Bobbit worm and shouted "n o !" in octopus.
@notahotshot3 жыл бұрын
It actually said, "Oi, mate!"
@laurentucker54444 жыл бұрын
I’m a marine bio student and we are going over polychaete worms and this video made more sense to me than my actual lectures. Thank you for this!
@SillyRamen4 жыл бұрын
Same! I went over these worms just a few weeks ago and I can actually understand the terminology in his videos now lol
@colleentwo4 жыл бұрын
I’ve been treating myself to two or three of these a day and thinking what great teaching aids they would be. Zefrank is really very good at what he does. And so, so funny.
@natalieeuley17344 жыл бұрын
I remember taking marine biology and not really getting this portion of the class, more than any other. I get it now tho
@zglrd89384 жыл бұрын
I would love to learn more about marine biology.
@suspiciousbacon4 жыл бұрын
420
@matteo_gabriele5 жыл бұрын
"It's like sending you genitals to the bar while you're binge watching Netflix at home: win win" This is gold!
@patrickdegnan97775 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile the seacucumber has a fish in its butt.
@neuralmute5 жыл бұрын
@@patrickdegnan9777 We must never forget how the sea cucumber do.
@groovie4445 жыл бұрын
A genitalia walks into a bar...
@chatboulon7433 жыл бұрын
"It's a hard world for a soft worm..." True words. ✊
@kaeceythepanda15643 жыл бұрын
I’m fully imagining an AU where humans have evolved a symbiotic nose based relationship with shy colorful fluff worms that are nervous to pop out in front of people, and that’s how you really know you’re close close with somebody, when they’ve met ur lil nose worm 🥺
@Sebas2-25052 жыл бұрын
what the fuck
@waxwinged_hound2 жыл бұрын
The line "Okay, still beautiful. But now I feel like vomiting. It's kind of like love." applies
@feuerling Жыл бұрын
Or like retractable antennae that come out when you sniff something, like snake tongues
@bellekelly582 Жыл бұрын
How did we get here
@Ruiluth Жыл бұрын
Until the 50s, when people started to just hang their worms out and introduce them to strangers.
@Benzy6705 жыл бұрын
“Who’s the perv now? Oh, still me.” I’m so glad you’re back, ZeFrank.
@Katzyn5 жыл бұрын
I want so badly to give you a thumbs up, but you're currently at 666 thumbs ups...hnnnggg
@kylestubbs88675 жыл бұрын
Is it a coincidence that zefrank1’s longest KZbin video is about phallus-shaped creatures?
@diasporelegassi27085 жыл бұрын
Justin agreed
@editingreality47795 жыл бұрын
Your humor is notso funny, it's absolutely stupid
@gooddog67455 жыл бұрын
don't be selfish. we all are.
@KZG.Silent_Scribe5 жыл бұрын
"This frog fish for example.... Is f*!ked."
@MickeyMallone.4 жыл бұрын
I'm a moron- I thought he said "zefrank fish".
@dungluuuc30364 жыл бұрын
06:05
@MehHalfhearted4 жыл бұрын
I just how how the "aww, not an octopus" is so truly heartfelt.
@catnibba35664 жыл бұрын
"Bobbit worm dont give a shit"
@setsu_dubs4 жыл бұрын
Wtf i already said this
@johnelmartagbago37643 жыл бұрын
*Can someone please animate all of the Zefrank **_"Imagine if..."_** descriptions?* 😂😂😂
@juliemckinney43693 жыл бұрын
FB group: who keeps giving these mofos art supplies?
@jenniferholden93972 жыл бұрын
I found this channel yesterday and haven’t stopped laughing yet. I have to rewind because I’m so busy laughing I miss some. Thank you, you’ve made an elderly English lady very happy.
@mohitthakur99195 жыл бұрын
"We're all just tubes with fancy bits attached, looking for stuff to put in the front and finding places to put whatever comes out." Zefrank
@highcat71845 жыл бұрын
Lol I was watchjng that part just as I seen this
@jisookim69044 жыл бұрын
First semester of biology you will learn that truer words have never been spoken.
@XalphYT4 жыл бұрын
Jisoo Kim Bilateralarianisms?
@psuedonym99994 жыл бұрын
True fact: when you're developing as an embryo, the anus forms before the mouth.
@meerkatinitiate12824 жыл бұрын
@@psuedonym9999 Yes. Hence we come under deuterostomes
@xxrefunct85454 жыл бұрын
"Fine, Satan, you can make *one* animal"
@mugwa54234 жыл бұрын
The amount of shitty animals are evidence that there are satans instead of a single satan
@erubielvaldes33904 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@gangpardos38334 жыл бұрын
This man really decided to put massive Ass pharyngeal jaws on a worm then made it glitter and sparkle. Igh ok satan
@psyc84074 жыл бұрын
sticky papaya WASPS
@cirrocumulus19484 жыл бұрын
Emily Clare jellyfish
@eggseventy49053 жыл бұрын
Listening to how excited Ze gets when something interesting happens that he wasn't expecting is honestly super wholesome
@Camo_40758 ай бұрын
It was 6 years ago when I saw this video for the first time. I’ve watched many, MANY more times since, as well as the other True Facts videos. This year has been more than rough for me and this video was something I came back to a lot. So I wish to thank you for two things Ze Frank. First, for making such enjoyable videos. And second, for introducing me to my favorite animal: the Bobbit Worm! I sincerely hope that you and everyone else that enjoys the peak comedy that these videos are have a good day! :)
@FerrumBlade4 жыл бұрын
“That is an acorn worm and we are not talking about the acorn worm” I agree with you 100 percent
@bodyofhope4 жыл бұрын
@Stephanie Logan 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@quixotic42334 жыл бұрын
But it makes me more curious about the acorn worm but still too lazy to research it myself.
@wrarmatei4 жыл бұрын
typing this reply took more keystrokes than searching...you're stupid babies.
@adenowirus4 жыл бұрын
@@wrarmatei While googling it is indeed quite effortless, you also have to consider rather time consuming process of going through all of the relatively untinteresting information in search of more curious of facts about the acorn worm.
@adenowirus4 жыл бұрын
@@quixotic4233 The acorn worm was most likely ignored because it's not a Polychaete but a Hemichordate. All Hemichordates are Deuterostomes, meaning that they have a face where their ass is ought to be and vice versa. Other Deuterostomes include Echinoderms (starfishes, sea urchins, sea cucumbers, brittle stars and so on) as well as all vertebrates (yes, that includes humans). This also means that acorn worms are more closely related to humans than to any other worm shown in this video. The acorn worm's glans shaped proboscis is muscular and used in locomotion, it's also covered in cilia which direct food to the mouth, located in the groove right behind the proboscis. The proboscis also contains the organ which is believed to function like a kidney.
@kyuutatsu4 жыл бұрын
I died laughing at "Imagine that a Williamsburg Hipster fell into a ball pit up to their mustachios and has to use it to catch kale chip crumbs and Quinoa."
@sonjalord78333 жыл бұрын
Keeenwaaaaaaaaah
@airotiv79163 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@setsers13 жыл бұрын
What
@obsidiandeluxe44743 жыл бұрын
*Keen-HWHA*
@stargazer19983 жыл бұрын
Capture, not catch
@psi_rockin3 жыл бұрын
For one of my classes, I have to make an informational flyer about a topic that pertains to the subject, so I'm doing mine on annelids. Specifically, earthworms because they're the ones I can relate most to geology. I put in some stuff about polychaetes too but I'm glad it's giving me an excuse to watch this video again, and again, and again, and again, and again. I'm linking this video in my post and no one can stop me.
@D-me-dream-smp2 жыл бұрын
The unique descriptive narration of these videos are truly awe inspiring - admit it we have all briefly imagined what it would be like to have this delightful fellow narrate our lives.
@spidertopus5 жыл бұрын
That octopus was a straight up badass escaping from that worm. Love those creatures. 🖤
@xxbrighttoastxx3365 жыл бұрын
Spidertopus Octopus is not having that shit 😂 had to rewind it a few times
@mattwells53475 жыл бұрын
Octopus OP
@spidertopus5 жыл бұрын
@@mattwells5347 No literally. Nearly IMPOSSIBLE for a predator to catch those 8 armed badasses, unless they're on land. The fact that they can quite easily escape for the most part just by either loosing a limb, squirting ink to blind the bastard after 'em, or just by boosting themselves to swim away faster by using their mantle. Which is basically like a underwater jetpack or thruster for them.
@lordvisserys91875 жыл бұрын
@@spidertopus yeah definitely the most badass animal. Their super smart as well they often interact with divers out of curiosity.Unfortunately though most species live little over a year, guess no mortal body can sustain an octopus's sheer power.
@Swartgaming4 жыл бұрын
Same i love octopuses octopi i dont know.. they are so intelligent!
@grasmere645 жыл бұрын
"It's like sending your genitals to the bar while you binge watch Netflix at home. Win-win!" Maybe the greatest line in zefrank1 history.
@ryanchuabowen20455 жыл бұрын
I died at this line Press [F] to revive me
@seltin19885 жыл бұрын
F
@ryanchuabowen20455 жыл бұрын
@@seltin1988 Thank you ahhhhh im back time to watch more zefrank videos and die more
@LadySigma5 жыл бұрын
Best line everrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!
@TragoudistrosMPH5 жыл бұрын
Also not the worst idea, either...
@markmcpheters3 жыл бұрын
"bristly bristly" "try to catch kale crumbs and quin-WAAH"
@elizabethgaspodnetich43223 жыл бұрын
I have never had more fun learning anything, ever! I finally had to put my lunch down or I was going to choke to death! You are awesome at what you do, keep doing it, please!!
@flyingninja12344 жыл бұрын
I definitely imagined hipsters in a ball pit, using their mustaches to gather food.
@KokoSupreme4 жыл бұрын
Good
@samuelrodriguez98014 жыл бұрын
J K me too! XD
@BlackRoses95174 жыл бұрын
Ha! 😄
@oriontigley50893 жыл бұрын
Someone animate that!
@midnightfallengaming62633 жыл бұрын
I just had the weirdest fuckin image pop in my head at that part and i dont even know how to explain it but it was amazing XD
@CultistKingQ5 жыл бұрын
BOBBIT WORM DOESN'T NEED NO FRIK'N TUBE. BOBBIT WORM GOES WERE BOBBIT WORM DAMN WELL PLEASES.
@mairisberzins86775 жыл бұрын
This fish just won fortnite battle royale. bobbit worm don't care. This fish is fucked
@CultistKingQ5 жыл бұрын
@@mairisberzins8677 "octopus ain't havn that Shit"
@drakehutchinson22185 жыл бұрын
I go
@Gumfondle5 жыл бұрын
teeyoob*
@KrotowX5 жыл бұрын
Bobbit worm is an ocean's honey badger. It don't care too.
@u0aol12 жыл бұрын
'We're all just tubes with fancy bits attached, looking for stuff to put in the front and finding places to put whatever comes out the other side.' Truer words have never been spoken.
@katamekothriis16132 жыл бұрын
8:09 "Give me a kernel of corn and let's play butthole pachinko" A sentence I never thought I would hear in my life.
@jadelee65554 жыл бұрын
*sad voice* Aww not an octopus :( *continues narrating* *octopus emerges from the pits of hell* "OH MY GOD HE GOT OUT!! 😆"
@TalusOmega4 жыл бұрын
Jade Lee Octopus was not having that sh*t!
@monicalouise794 жыл бұрын
"Hes not having that Shit!" Lol
@fargeeks4 жыл бұрын
The bobbit worm has no eyes so it doesn't know what its eating
@chrisisplaying46434 жыл бұрын
Shady he is sh*ting
@kryoruleroftheninthcircleo41514 жыл бұрын
He has a hentai gig to get to.
@theslowestpizza67625 жыл бұрын
"This frog fish, for example... is f*cked."
@ezekielmartin43234 жыл бұрын
The timing on that line was incredible ngl
@ChefSalad Жыл бұрын
"These little guys hurt like a Marvin Haggler if you..." I wasn't expecting a boxing joke in True Facts. That just came out of nowhere
@jonathandonley32993 жыл бұрын
The "give me a kernel of corn and let's play butthole pachinko" part gets me every time.
@Izza_cutit4 жыл бұрын
“The fireworm is bristly bristly” lmaooo I laughed too hard at that
@sammynichols3144 жыл бұрын
Like I dewww
@tfmaster963 жыл бұрын
And it hurts like a Marvin heckler if you try to pick it up.
@Roll5875 жыл бұрын
This video has made me realize that I am afraid of sea worms.
@ashe36555 жыл бұрын
Yeah picture having these in your home aquarium it sucks lol
@patriciahall27745 жыл бұрын
WisMicYal11 same
@Tjita15 жыл бұрын
I just feel mildly disgusted. In my defence I've only very sparsely actually been in any seas in my life.
@JFTSwiertz5 жыл бұрын
Underwater life tends to freak me TF out
@jaywalt84185 жыл бұрын
This is exactly why I don’t do oceans lol
@DawnOldham3 жыл бұрын
I always find these videos funny, entertaining and even educational. ZeFrank does an incredible job!
@hadrictenus98464 жыл бұрын
Just like how pervy and informative this guy is. I could imagine him doing it while making jokes. - No way so hilarious.
@CJCroen13935 жыл бұрын
I'm so happy for that octopus!
@nathanstroud22235 жыл бұрын
"Get off of me, you bodaggit."
@xv12commander5 жыл бұрын
You can see the wound however...
@combativeThinker5 жыл бұрын
If nothing else, it poisoned the worm with its saliva.
@nicholasnwagbara13335 жыл бұрын
Octopi regenerate, they're also extremely good escape artist and can escape from enclosures specifically made for them. The octopus is fine. For now.
@erronblack3085 жыл бұрын
its impossible to make me angry where’s the ink at then? It would have definitely spread through the water. Either the octopus bit back or...well, I don’t know.
@zykechannel39985 жыл бұрын
I lose my shit when the narrator finds something funny and gets out of character 😂 my favorite part of the videos
@erronblack3085 жыл бұрын
Cyrus Barretto he’s not going out of character. That’s just how these videos are.
@Harrier428613 жыл бұрын
"Other worms don't go for the death by orgy."
@mira1ashton3 жыл бұрын
"We're all just tubes with fancy bits attached." Hahaha
@Pakkos954 жыл бұрын
"We're all just tubes with some fancy bits attached" I love how one of our developmental biology professors said the exact same thing
@gubbikiller4 жыл бұрын
he watched this o(f)f course
@abdullatifzero4 жыл бұрын
Panayiotis Hadjipakkos maybe he is your professor
@toryfox45804 жыл бұрын
Ugly bags of mostly water
@redonion31844 жыл бұрын
@@gubbikiller I see what you did there, very clever 10/10
@prestonjones16534 жыл бұрын
@@toryfox4580 I understood that reference!
@jamesthe-doctor89814 жыл бұрын
"It's kind of a 'give me a kernel of corn, and let's play 'Butthole Pachinko' kind of a worm."
@joshriley29364 жыл бұрын
That part had me crying 😂
@cadavher4 жыл бұрын
@@joshriley2936 was just going to say I was holding it together until that part. Also crying from laughter
@robertdimatteo50294 жыл бұрын
I know ... that was one of his more imaginative comments ... too funny!
@corbinbrody14 жыл бұрын
I had to pause the video after that cuz I was dying of laughter too 🤣
@CrisWhetstone3 жыл бұрын
You know it was funny because that is where the narrator broke. :D
@wendywardashley Жыл бұрын
I was feeling a bit down and listening to this made me laugh. Thank you.
@ghassankalmoni44353 жыл бұрын
Fascinating underwater jewels. an endless display of nature's might
@Beverly_Dingus4 жыл бұрын
"Aww, not an octopus." Everybody loves octopus.
@kryoruleroftheninthcircleo41514 жыл бұрын
Especially anime girls. ;)
@ssjineon70324 жыл бұрын
Yes there delicious 😜
@bouteexpeditionsvideos3 жыл бұрын
Enjoy! kzbin.info
@airotiv79163 жыл бұрын
😍
@nicksuazo43773 жыл бұрын
🐙
@rc2300s2r4 жыл бұрын
“It’s like sending your genitalia to the bar while you binge watch Netflix.” Win win!!! 🤣
@petergambier2 жыл бұрын
Fascinating and beautiful creatures plus the Zefrank narration, a great learning aid thanks. I was also glad to have seen the baby octopus escape, there is a god.
@donjean65902 жыл бұрын
And here is just another example of why Octpi are known for escaping. Aquariums, owners trying to hold them, parents who didnt know it was in the house and of course murderous worms from your nightmares
@benaaronmusic5 жыл бұрын
We're all just tubes with some fancy bits attached.
@justanothercuriouscat5 жыл бұрын
...looking for stuff to put in the front, and finding places to put whatever comes out the other side.
@IrisGlowingBlue5 жыл бұрын
+
@PyroMikeHell5 жыл бұрын
I had forgotten that part of evolutionary biology but we are.
@18videowatcher415 жыл бұрын
True, but I prefer to think of myself as a meat mech piloted by a brain xP
@luciferangelica5 жыл бұрын
Ben Aaron disgusting point
@dr.zespert4 жыл бұрын
Imagine being a god taking creation class and the teacher says “make a human” and you make an acorn worm and get a C-
@songgoddess093 жыл бұрын
That is a hilarious way to think about that. Brilliant mind you've got there.
@sethraelthebard54592 жыл бұрын
Still a passing grade! LOL
@WillBravoNotEvil2 жыл бұрын
Whatever you're having, may I have a hit?
@MiCKi9142 жыл бұрын
This made me laugh harder than the actual video! Lmao
@burnt-out_pancake2 жыл бұрын
@@sethraelthebard5459 because it's 70% correct?
@Red_Salmond Жыл бұрын
Give the editor a raise already... he deserves gold bars.
@sydneymomma1111 ай бұрын
Jerry will be so pleased.
@tiffeniebright33673 жыл бұрын
"Put 4 hours of this on, instead of the yule log video and see what Grandma says." Gonna find away to drop that line into daily conversation...
@jayanths12215 жыл бұрын
Ze Frank is kind of like my dad. He says he's only going out to get the groceries for a few minutes and then takes months to come back.
@evanislost5 жыл бұрын
Jay they're very large groceries
@grosslyoffensivelizard-man34385 жыл бұрын
Jay It’s some damn good groceries tho. Worth the wait and the therapy.
@Bloom_HD4 жыл бұрын
"it's the 70 percent that laughs at poop jokes" Me:"C'mon man I'm not that immature" "Doodoo kaka" Me:"Hihihihihihi xD"
@kesr63744 жыл бұрын
*It's the 70% of YOU*
@misanthropicisolation40134 жыл бұрын
It's spelled ha, not hi
@hayliedlr4 жыл бұрын
Me too!!!! 😚🤣😅🤪👍
@victor26424 жыл бұрын
@Dutch van der Linde lmao
@victor26424 жыл бұрын
@Stephanie Logan These emojis gave me diseases
@djdonutte3 жыл бұрын
Ever since I saw the Bobbit on Blue Planet I’ve been obsessed by the horror of it. And now ZeFrank as validated my ocd for nature, horror and strange likenesses to things tht seem just wrong...and yet ....
@helloidharbl67532 жыл бұрын
6:06 Just a reminder 😀
@FishForSalmon3 жыл бұрын
10/10 channel. Made me genuinely laugh more than most other videos ive seen in the last year. Thank you!
@Trustworthy_McLegitimate5 жыл бұрын
Random holes in the ground are meant for exploration. There could be loot and booty down there. Every RPG players know that.
@t.c.bramblett6175 жыл бұрын
The chance of getting a hairy slime worm make it still worth the effort
@maritamichelle2045 жыл бұрын
That's right. Every hole is a goal
@gidkath4 жыл бұрын
"Oh look, a random hole. I think I'll go down in it. What could possibly go wrong?" Hmm, yeah, that's about how most of my D&D games get started...
@TheLocalMothLord0.03 жыл бұрын
Do you D&D games have an evil exploding cow that your family loved SO MUCH, that they talked about it up until the next game and every day after that? Yeeeaaahhhh.... HELP ME ;-;
@carriecrismas47603 жыл бұрын
here is a short story im playing d&d with my fam and my dad gets a tnt barrel with the loot (he is a barbarian my mom is a fighter and im a mage) and well.. while fighting goblins a loose fireball gets out my hands and well... a bomb and fire doesn,t mix well... my mom and dad were very mad at me i killed the whole team i don,t think it was my fault though!
@jasquerotte91513 жыл бұрын
It's also how my virginity ended
@notahotshot3 жыл бұрын
It's how most of my personal relationships got started.
@aiden41633 жыл бұрын
Also how most bards play dnd
@randallpetroelje39133 жыл бұрын
Thanks, that’s so cool. I love your show and teaching. Just imagine how ancient these creatures are.
@justinread43813 жыл бұрын
This Guy is a Genius. Love these vids.
@zhiracs5 жыл бұрын
"Imagine a bunch of Williamsburg hipsters that fell into a ball pit up to their mustaches and have to use them to capture kale chip crumbs and quin-hwaa. That is how the Christmas Tree Worm do."
@joshhibbs_nola5 жыл бұрын
My favorite part of this video and it literally made me LOL was when it said, OH LOOK AN OCTOPUS! HE GOT OUT! OCTOPUS IS NOT HAVING NONE OF THAT SHIT! 😂
@joshhibbs_nola5 жыл бұрын
The Other Point Of View LOL IT SURE IS! 👍🏼
@andrewbellavie7955 жыл бұрын
I cheered out loud when the octopus got out of there
@joshhibbs_nola5 жыл бұрын
Andrew Bellavie I did not cheer but I thought to myself, WHAT A BADASS! LOL 👍🏼
@kayhaven47105 жыл бұрын
That is how the octopus do.
@joshhibbs_nola5 жыл бұрын
Kay Haven LOL YES! 👍🏼
@technewsfortechnoobs3 жыл бұрын
I swear, I hear the voice and I just want him to say "Dear Polychaete..."
@SC-dz5ze Жыл бұрын
Hi zefrank! I just recently learned about Hammerhead Worms and they’re terrifyingly fascinating so I thought it’d be a wonderful subject for you to cover at some point. Thank you for your fun and educational content, aloha from Hawaii 🤙🏼
@SarcasticBlueDragon4 жыл бұрын
“No. Absolutely not! That is the acorn worm, and we are NOT talking about the acorn worm.” 🤣
@icantthinkofaname87595 жыл бұрын
my favourite line:"bobbit worm don't need no fricken tube, bobbit worm goes where bobbit worm damnwell pleases"
@kyleguajardo5 жыл бұрын
I always love the "This frogfish for example...is f**ked"
@BarnacleGonzo6135 жыл бұрын
Didn't someone say something like that about the Honey Badger? -- kzbin.info/www/bejne/aqOaqHuDnJqMoMk
@TheVocalTune5 жыл бұрын
Sounds like the Ocean version of the Desert Centipede.
@mrmaxwell3465 жыл бұрын
Bobbit worm the rapist of the ocean.
@marce85095 жыл бұрын
I can't think of a name Bobbit worm don’t give a shit
@Renegadebane4 жыл бұрын
"Imagine if they lived in your nose". Oh my, you frightened my magic blue mustache, now I'll be sticking sand up my nose all night to coax them back out.
@Justin-ho8xp Жыл бұрын
I love all your videos! Thank you so much
@vikks34515 жыл бұрын
zefrank1: *_"To understand this..."_* Me: *_Aw shit, here we go again._*
@adrianortega14315 жыл бұрын
To understand this, imagine if Morgan Freeman was your substitute teacher, but he was always drunk when he taught his lessons, and he only taught sex-ed. That is how ZeFrank do.
@whereisthatbustlingmarketp42274 жыл бұрын
@@adrianortega1431 good original comment
@psyguyyggdrasil90714 жыл бұрын
@Tyler Robbins @youtube pls fix dislike button on comments, i want to see how many downv- i mean dislikes this man has
@CBlasser4 жыл бұрын
"There's no man in an elf costume standing in a kiddie pool full of hotdogs at the end of this rainbow". Damn.
@jenniferkline93922 жыл бұрын
OMG! I LOVE YOUR TRUE FACTS VIDEOS! THE COMMENTARIES/NARRATIONS ARE HILARIOUS & ONE FORGETS THAT THERES ACTUALLY SOME GOOD LEARNING TO BE HAD! THAT IS HOW THE UNAWARE PEEPS DO...LOL. YOU MAKE LEARNING FUN! LOVE LOVE LOVE IT! THANKS FOR ALL THAT THE ZEFRANK DO!
@marli2882 жыл бұрын
Your crazy more than me! Thank you for always making me laff love this show 😎😁
@JustAboutAnything665 жыл бұрын
It must be very satisfying to know that the fruit of your labor is the happiness of thousands and thousands of people. These videos always make my day.
@oddballweeest5 жыл бұрын
I love you, white Morgan Freeman!
@pancake60255 жыл бұрын
Gremlin best.comment.EVAAARRRRR
@amethyst_dawn5 жыл бұрын
Thank God, someone said it.
@Jenicide795 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha!!! So true
@ritamorrisguynup44 Жыл бұрын
Glad I found this..educational and funny at the same time..love it
@randallpetroelje39133 жыл бұрын
Im totally entranced. Love it. Thanks
@jphillips43715 жыл бұрын
”this fish is having a good day, it won a fortnite battle royale...it’s crush texted him a unicorn emoji , which means nothing to a fish but its still something........the bobbit worm doesn’t give a shit”
@outbreakperfected93745 жыл бұрын
Leetdinosaur The bobbit: an unexpected journey... to hell.
@Rush22015 жыл бұрын
Mattia Viviani, No one expects The Bobbit.
@tfgrrl20425 жыл бұрын
"...give me a kernel of corn and let's play butthole pachinko kinda worm..." 😂 I watch dozens of science videos each week to find the right ones for my lessons. I wish to god I could show this in class. Maybe on the day before I retire, I'll just show them all back to back!
@MrCantStopTheRobot5 жыл бұрын
Is it too much trouble to run it past the parents for permission? Worried some won't like it and give you the sour-eye the rest of the year?
@tfgrrl20425 жыл бұрын
MrCantStopTheRobot lol that'd be expecting parents, admins, and the school board, etc to have a sense of humor in addition to curiosity about the "grosser" sides of science. Have you noticed a relaxed, easy going atmosphere in any aspect of the US lately? Let alone in education. Shit, dude, I don't even post comments on KZbin under my real name for fear some stick-up-the-ass zealot will accuse me of being a godless, communist, gay, GMF eating, vegan puppy-killer who thinks the earth is round and try to get me fired.
@MrCantStopTheRobot5 жыл бұрын
eheh, so yep, too much trouble *AND* sour-eye. Although to be fair, you could be skewered from both left and right these days... and left has the media / purse-strings too. I dunno if you're public or private side, but I wonder why anyone would want to be a teacher these days... I understand that it speaks to a nurturing or creative side... but still. A culture and society this much at war with itself, it's just a question of when it will fall apart. Dunno if that makes you feel down or makes you feel like a hero. Either way, thanks for your funny response.
@tfgrrl20425 жыл бұрын
MrCantStopTheRobot Mhmm exactly and I have felt like both? Or maybe neither...depends on the day and how many kids have peed on me. I actually enjoy the problem solving, figuring out how to reach difficult kids, how to support and communicate better with parents, and nuturing the flames of curiosity that drive learning. There are definitely days I wake up and wish I'd gone into medicine or tech. But at least my fancy English degree helps me write long-winded grammatically coreect comments on social media😁
@tfgrrl20425 жыл бұрын
Now if I could just spell...😆
@laterferaligatr29473 жыл бұрын
Love watching these blazed 😂
@margaretadams14798 ай бұрын
How interesting, you have been a wonderful discovery for this 70+ hippie! Loving your shows.
@MegaChickenfish5 жыл бұрын
6:53 Welp, I'm never going in the ocean again. _No wonder it tasted so salty._
@AmaryInkawult5 жыл бұрын
This kinda does explain why the ocean is salty... It's a massive bukake puddle.
@getschwifty55375 жыл бұрын
@@AmaryInkawult not just that but it's also a massive toilet And plenty of things die in there too so add copious amounts of diluted blood and fleshy bits in this fecal bukkake pool. Isn't nature beautiful?
@parklife275 жыл бұрын
so that worm spreading sperm, and some random fish got spread, and the worm eats the fish, so auto gay? and all the fish we eat from the sea got that worm's sperm?
@thelittleagustus.22924 жыл бұрын
Noooo
@lisandq8414 жыл бұрын
Have you never asked yourself how whales have babies?
@MerchantIvoryfilms5 жыл бұрын
David...come back David that's poop
@ReallyDazed5 жыл бұрын
Where's Terrance, Milo, and Angie when you need them.
@jaschabull23655 жыл бұрын
David (probably actually Davina) must've drowned...
@DavidCruickshank5 жыл бұрын
Awesome, thanks for telling me 🤣
@SuperiorKnightZ5 жыл бұрын
Kind has a b. R. C
@residentrump3271 Жыл бұрын
Just watched this at almost 2am and I haven't laughed this hard all day! 💯
@ghassankalmoni44352 жыл бұрын
Hilariously funny combination of words combusted with innocent laughter and giggles leading to an entertaining funfair of serene atmosphere. Can't help loosing myself in its gripping maze.
@timnicholas61194 жыл бұрын
Just found this channel.Never learned so much while laughing out loud.
@thedrugthatkilled4 жыл бұрын
You've got some catching up to do! 😄
@justapersonz54414 жыл бұрын
6 years of catching up.
@airotiv79163 жыл бұрын
Right? AMAZING
@memeloverr3 жыл бұрын
Sandra Castaneda bobbit worm dont need no friggin toob
@airotiv79163 жыл бұрын
@@memeloverr ok...😂
@TisTheFool5 жыл бұрын
"Imagine if one lived in your nostril, you'd be the fanciest lad at the party" i almost choked. Hahaha
@kikkinbuttz3 жыл бұрын
just love this stuff, thank you.
@ivanpetrov50072 жыл бұрын
New to the channel, but I already love it!. Great job!
@nealdesai87795 жыл бұрын
I tried watching this while eating ramen... bad idea
@jonathanberry95025 жыл бұрын
Indeed!
@jjc54755 жыл бұрын
as long as the ramen doesn't move.
@mayteexxis5 жыл бұрын
And I was about to eat noodles when I saw this comment. And the video. Now I must distract myself
@verfed5 жыл бұрын
xD
@SmashtheCmachine5 жыл бұрын
Pu**y. I watched videos of parasites while eating, and the videos I watched were FAR more grotesque than anything ZeFrank has done.
@atlasalvarez55675 жыл бұрын
"No. Absolutely not. That is an acorn worm and we are not talking about the acorn worm."
@wuestion94735 жыл бұрын
Charlie Alvarez No kidding.
@frostbitetheannunakiiceind65745 жыл бұрын
No we are. Not doing that
@Zyk0th5 жыл бұрын
He did state in the dung beetle video that he was not going the narrate the footage of poop.
@eemsyy945 жыл бұрын
Charlie Alvarez but why
@frostbitetheannunakiiceind65745 жыл бұрын
Lol
@1bful3 жыл бұрын
The way he sounded so dejected made me chuckle, “Awww not an octopus...” Lol 6:26 for you lazy people 😂😂😂
@purplehaze23583 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, Bobbit worms are in my top 5 of most utterly horrifying sea creatures.