True Geordie and Jam Jerkham Teach You Geordie Slang

True Geordie and Cam Kirkham teach you the best slang in the world - Geordie.
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⚫️ The True Geordie: / footballfan533
⚪️ WillNE: / bettyschwallocks
⚫️ Stephen Tries: / @stephentries
⚪️ Laurence McKenna: / lozcast
⚫️ Cam Kirkham: / @camkirkham
Inspired (heavily) by Vanity Fair's 'Slang School': • Nikolaj Coster-Waldau ...

[@CamKirkham]

Me name in the title? We really are desperate

[@FormulaLibby19]

Cam Kirkham and the thumbnail Crikey

[@Syndixal]

Not more desperate than james charles

[@toby.mp3]

Your next upload was due yesterday (I’m aware I sound like your annoying year 8 English teacher)

[@t5tom]

Second billing pal. Youve not quite made it yet.

[@Mario-xj5zf]

Got a g of bubble here for ya for a tenna bud, fkn wkd it is

[@TY-gh2yf]

Now get Lawrence to do a middle class dialect video

[@obscurefruit6445]

Yes... middle class Lawrence...

[@olegabbatini7015]

Laurence is not middle class, he's really a scouser who escaped Liverpool and lost his accent in Burton

[@TY-gh2yf]

@@olegabbatini7015 I was kinda alluding to that. You see, a lot of people call Lawrence middle class because he lost his dialect for lack of better words. It didn't need to be sated so obviously. Kinda ruined it yk.

[@esseffsee]

Oleg Abbatini yeah and now he lives in London and is middle class

[@jw045]

Oleg Abbatini you can be a scouser and still be middle class

[@FatherStretchMyHandsPt1]

Poor Will. Gone but not forgotten

[@minikipp8549]

We got b-tech willne instead

[@anneliesemaureen4067]

Did he leave?

[@menamesgeordieboy5054]

@@anneliesemaureen4067 no

[@sheikhtahmid7799]

@@minikipp8549 I liked your comment I'm 12

[@realname631]

@@sheikhtahmid7799 congrats

[@tomclark317]

Brian looks like he's had to take his little brother cam out with him

[@seanm3303]

Cam has proper brought himself out in these videos now. Fair play to him top drawer stuff

[@ashmyguy5049]

This aged well

[@CozyHi]

We can now confirm that Geordies have a language of their own

[@bertnufc3924]

It's areet bonny lad wu divnt wanna taalk t yi anyway workid

[@joesimpson304]

There's like 2 Geordie languages in the north east, Newcastle geordie, Ashington geordies/ pit yakas

[@IamKevinFinnerty]

joe simpson areet marra!

[@SharpsCafe]

@@joesimpson304 ashganistan

[@mhdfrb9971]

Geordie actually a living middle english dialect

[@amythomas7054]

I love that Cam has become comfortable in these videos, I proper like him now.

[@kezzagill]

Lived in Newcastle since birth...never heard anyone say “geet walla” 😂

[@IamKevinFinnerty]

Same here

[@johnrichy2k6]

26 years old loved in longbenton my whole life I've never heard it before either

[@lexieallan1578]

Kezza same

[@crispscranner937]

neither

[@dylanmorris9720]

Never heard it aswell

[@itsjustholly2993]

My dad still says "am gannin on the hoy", he's crying now, cheers

[@Gerwynvangerwen1]

Cam is the only Geordie I’ve known that sounds like he’s doing a poor impersonation of a Geordie

[@slim3276]

It’s been too long 😂 Also putting Korean billy out of business

[@Crafttee]

I can only imagine non-geordies watching this, I'm in creases

[@Shuggy]

Cams finally pulling his weight

[@mohammednad8676]

69th like ur welcome

[@Fisky-ww6ee]

Mohammed Nad saddo

[@zooweemama_3978]

He could never

[@lucy-oq8eg]

That intro was the least geordie thing ever (you sounded like tories😂)

[@MB-yn3cf]

I think that was the point.....

[@lewisrobb4052]

Lucy4405 612 likes? Your fucking famous

[@bruhmoment860]

oi oi

[@emery6070]

Ok but I really stan this duo. Good dynamic.

[@mattb222]

Cam's really grown into the role since he's been on XO, love the way you guys bounce off each other

[@benoitassouekotto_7387]

Cam Kirkham has the same energy as Stephen Tries

[@NotAnotherKuromi]

I wish you could get GCSE in Geordie. It would be the only language I would pass.

[@emilycowie7630]

Only one minute in and you’ve already rinsed Sunderland. Nasties

[@laurenmarie9713]

The sly digs on Geordie shore AAHAHAH creased 😂😂

[@zb-c9184]

This video is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen. Crying 😂😂

[@Ikea_]

TWOC - Taking without owners consent

[@Ikea_]

4 likes absolutely smashed it pet

[@jackb5642]

Going to newcastle uni in september so this will be really helpful for communicating with the locals

[@ruerojean5653]

True geordies given us some quality geordinese lessons, thx m8s! Learned so much.

[@ethanh298]

The most iconic duo on xo

[@abbeyclaydon3152]

This is the best video idea tbf😂

[@1charlielol]

Cam is actually funny as you's need to do more together 😂😂

[@ajbdb1]

I was born in Wallsend in 1962, my granda and 2 uncles all worked at swan hunters on the Tyne, and my family all put 'man' on the end, as in 'waye aye man', 'haddaway man,' 'ye all reet man,' etc.. maybe showing my age here, but we had an outdoor netty too, just like the young lad there described his lol. Another great win last night, mind it was 3.30am here in west Aussie.. HTL.!!

[@abbeyanderson2758]

had to send this to non-geordie friends because they don’t understand what tf i’m going on about

[@samuelhowkee9897]

finally an xo video its been ages

[@rebecca2047]

Congrats on being on the trending tab!

[@georgerobinson47]

Love the uploads lads

[@JoeLisle]

The funniest video yet by the XO team

[@ethancoffey3491]

Love how well targeted these videos are, XO are the ideal replacement for James Charles on the trending page

[@bongle_dongle747]

I'm so glad this is on trending.

[@TheTree]

Alright lads. Its TWOC (Taken Without Owners Consent). Loving the channel. Keep up the good work.

[@tonygunk2226]

But never felt so in touch with a video love how we telling people how we talk and the best thing is 90% of viewers don’t understand anything makes it better

[@charliesmith229]

Tony Gunk your not speaking Korean calm down your not that different

[@lewisrowden3881]

Hahaha you wanker

[@kieranrourke4733]

@@charliesmith229 tory

[@SO-we3he]

Well glad to have yous representing Newcastle

[@Fopalope]

Love Cam's deliverance now

[@dannydubz]

Cam was class in this

[@samgeee2968]

Cam looks a bit like Shawn mendes with the hat on, it’s a canny resemblance

[@Ethan-qm8jy]

This had me in stitches

[@harrylong7070]

this is the proudest i've been to be from Newcastle since Buzzcocks video diary 7

[@patricktawns5108]

A whole month. We want more videos!

[@Gothicfriends23]

love this collab

[@lukey432100]

"To shout at a nearby ship" 👏

[@abbeyclaydon3152]

Cam seems like Rachel Riley off countdown in this 😂

[@TheShaunSefton]

Thanks for the advice XO and Brian and Laurence and awesome and alerious video XO and keep up the good videos XO and Brian and Cam Kirkham.

[@sarahcheesman3225]

Do love the way they talk and there personalty one of the most Caro g loving people

[@nutsriket9687]

Definately love this charming accent! So sad that I haven't got any Geordie mates to get used to this accent! Just once heard it from my geordie teacher at school long ago!

[@miaa.louisee3511]

Love the title

[@dwightschrute782]

Thank you Brian and Cam. Very educational. Also love the kick off this season. Watched every video. Keep up the good work!👍🏻

[@-0Y7-]

Stephen tries is on a roll with the titles 😂

[@redstar1242]

Cams definitely part of the meadow well Mafia.

[@charliebamford1951]

Finally an upload

[@Jordan-vd9fh]

More videos with Cam!

[@finfn7486]

Jam jerkham in the title love to see it

[@yeveycrawford9998]

Cams so underrated man

[@TRGTACE]

*'Gannin Yem', 'Necta', 'Nee bosh'* ... A few decent ones you lot didn't have there

[@Frits34000]

I watched 6:33-6:43 like 10 times before I got it together... His face is so funny

[@nicetomichuwhatsthemata9575]

can we please have more xo uploads please?

[@rizzahawkeye]

absolute legends

[@immie1007]

When you don’t understand a word of their definitions let alone the Geordie words 😂😂😂😂

[@elliotgrainger2219]

Brilliant lads 😂😂

[@thomaspark-bradley3656]

I’m from Darlington and i knew them all. Close enough to Newcastle I suppose 😂

[@johnrichy2k6]

Thomas Park-Bradley no

[@icrazysnipez1584]

this is amazing

[@petergriffintv8315]

Absolute class

[@mariamkinen8036]

Love these....

[@midnightstreetlights9261]

might be off to newcastle uni in the autumn so at least i'm well prepared now

[@coldbeans3859]

Cam was actually hilarious in this

[@Ty_Sm]

Glad to understand them all

[@alang2406]

good video, cam makes it that extra special xD

[@mfcchris499]

Glaswegian is the best dialect cos we dont even speak English - the tories will never understand our secrets....

[@CAESAR-yj6ms]

MFC Chris geordies bump our words and try to say it’s there’s

[@Midwestgothicc]

"All right, then. keep your secrets."

[@adolfshitler3559]

MFC Chris that sounds cool until you realise Glasgow is in Scotland and Scotland is the shit hole of the world

[@mfcchris499]

@@adolfshitler3559 only voted the most beautiful country in the world with a fine culture and a stable economy to thrive once independence comes 👌🤫

[@nutsriket9687]

The most difficult accent I've heard in my life! But of course, it's lovely!

[@emblackett_x]

I didn't think I would know much Geordie slang because I'm from closer to Hartlepool and go to school in Durham, but I knew all of them apart from like two.

[@SubparSkill]

This reminds me of the Karl Pilkington and Ricky Gervais english lesson video, love it !

[@littlexlisax2219]

Would love to hear/see the Geordie vs mackem jazz explained... :)

[@bigal9342]

It’s impossible to explain to anyone outside the NE😂

[@Thump_Stuff]

Top video lads 👍

[@philipculturesfilm5344]

Cam's best XO video for sure!

[@shaungalloway9701]

As a member of the north east crew this was class. Do some more

[@laurenhetherington7010]

god stephen and these titles 🤣😭

[@ravimehta4358]

“I had a bath in a shed” 🤣🤣🤣

[@leviperry3901]

Cam's really brung out his inner Steven this video

[@keykyam9752]

Hahaha omg little mix makes me interested in this accents/language

[@Samm-dm9qw]

Thank god for this the subtitles didn't have definitions and I was lost as fuck when Cam opens his mouth

[@deacon_smith1064]

They are back

[@Elina_Strongbear]

It's been said you can determine a geordie lasses age bye the length of the "ee" before a sentence. The longer the older.

[@lukedunn1062]

CAM KIRKHAM BABY

[@newbris]

Ah this Australian misses Newcastle. Learnt to understand Geordie from living there and when my parents came over for my wedding to a local lass noticed they couldn't understand a word the taxi driver said to me in the whole 20 minute ride from the station ha ha. I was Geordie fluent by that stage and forgot what day one was like :)

[@jackbones861]

Waited 3 months for that

[@MahoganyHues]

OMG!!!!! I’m from down South and these words have all gone over my head. What the....

[@urbestfriend1597]

Yes man fellow geordies teaching the new fellas

[@defenderofminorities3056]

“hoy, to shout at a nearby ship”

[@davidjeffery3502]

Holy shit they posted

[@thefantobi]

TWOC taken without owner's consent. Great video! 😊

[@ash-5948]

top video lads x

[@merseysidemagpie7870]

This video's a Bobby Dazzla

[@emelsbueno]

surprised will wasn’t in this

[@harrshanvairavanathan4174]

Ello Ello Ello Gud murning to ya fellas

[@Mario-xj5zf]

Hahahaha can tell Cam used to love the bubble 😂 used to get a g for a 10a and be up all neet hahahaha wkd lad 😂😂

[@scotttowers1759]

"Jam Jerkham" 🤣