"TRUE STORY" VIDEOS

[@ddavy]

*”I raised a simp”* Imagine the disappointment of being called a simp by your parents

[@viennas.]

I've been called an egirl, its way worse to be the simped than to be the simp edit: this was sarcasm, sorry if it didnt pick up in text

[@MyPussyBleeding-rn1mw]

@@viennas. no it's worse being the simp since the simped can capitalize from the simps and get them to give them money while the simp gives the simped money and gets fake appreciation in return

[@pixel-hy4jx]

@@viennas. I wish I was a hot egirl :( I’m just the trash man.

[@nand0396]

@@viennas. no tf

[@d4nj0n35]

As many don't know what it means

[@bbx2907]

theory: the guy in the story is actually George and he's trying to cover up his sins

[@jonathanmanning8810]

LMFAOOOO

[@CW25710]

Unknown user Got banned if u watch the video everyone said it was Willen e

[@fluffydegu4925]

@@CW25710 that was a joke though

[@CW25710]

FluffyDegu ik but it’s too believable

[@NoNamex1412]

This makes too much sense

[@SeerIncYT]

*"i raised a simp"* - willne's parents after belle delphine bought him a car

[@D1RTYF3MCEL]

I was thinking the same thing

[@fbiagent6744]

Lmao

[@milimustdie]

Hehe

[@Catbee222]

Oh my yes

[@nadirk4360]

So accurate

[@tillarchie5497]

"No son of mine is a simp" *starts disowning him aggressively*

[@lunardoeseverything5393]

I like ur profile pic

[@BapGap]

Dumbledore said calmly

[@luftwaffebomber1340]

This dude’s dad: I hope my son isn’t gay Also this dude’s dad: you’re doing the literal opposite of being gay? *angry noises*

[@nicholasgalegashvili8349]

@CoolHenry22 doesn't make a difference lad

[@HughsAlfa33]

@@lunardoeseverything5393 it stupid

[@mart11n-46]

“Since my daughter moved out my husband was worrying that he might be turning gay” Ahh yes his sister was the only thing keeping him from being gay was. what I thought... I then .... realised the channel is from Alabama

[@witheredbonnie9268]

Destroy the channel. We need it gone

[@f-22raptorlandingzone30]

"THAT GURL DUN MOVE OUT HERE WITHOUT KISSIN HIS DOGONE BROTHER GOODBYE HONEH HES GOT THE GAY"

[@12screaminghosesveryloud]

Withered Bonnie it is a joke channel

[@89hhbuh8yuvghbhu]

It was fake until you found out it is in Alabama edit: thanks for the likes.

[@hushex5150]

“Sweet home alabama” dundundundundunddun

[@Will-qv6es]

"There's absolutely no shame in simping if you're getting paid for it" - Memeulous 2020

[@Plazmerr]

Wait that means Sive isn't guilty

[@sascha4244]

Damn spoiler alert😬

[@georginasimms852]

I literally read this as he said it

[@intestinalobstructiongamin157]

cash money

[@-Zperco]

Yes there is

[@connorc4044]

“With a hairline like that then your son being gay should be the least of your problems.” - George Memeulous

[@g0at-m1lk15]

unproblematic king 😌

[@thenoobgamer95]

damn!!

[@magnet_taco]

Wait his last name is memeulous lol

[@carlymccrea3048]

@@magnet_taco no

[@PeterTran1997]

With a hairline like that, it would be no surprise if his son were gay.

[@arthurbarbosa8204]

"I don't want my son to be gay." 2 seconds later: "I don't want my son to be a simp."

[@JAM_YT_FURRY]

I wouldn't be bothered about being a simp...

[@oakridgecrossover3359]

He wants his son to be a nun

[@mysteriousmushrooms5228]

@@JAM_YT_FURRY but the gay part is just too much for you

[@Young_SlayerKO]

To pay girls to play gaming with him yea sounds like tommyinnit

[@JAM_YT_FURRY]

@@mysteriousmushrooms5228 correct.

[@masonlivesey5365]

“I raised a simp” -anyone’s parents after their son buys Alex’s onlyfans

[@blick80spxz]

Mr Roggers spud 🥔

[@maksudshtrudel1089]

It isn’t Alex’s onlyfans, it is only fans period. There is porn out there that is free

[@AxxLAfriku]

HELLO!!! I want to spend time with celebrities. Just kidding. GAGAGAGAGA! I only want to spend time with my two girlfriends and record KZbin videos for with the 3 of us. OH YEAH. Don't hate me for living the best life, dear mr

[@celene_moon]

@@AxxLAfriku just stop sir

[@jacobholland9287]

@@AxxLAfriku Not you again

[@uhhhhh06]

"I dont want any son of mine acting like a simp!" Says nobody's father

[@Someone-is4lx]

Says everybody's father*

[@matt4280]

gen z parents in 25 years when their kid has a crush on a girl:

[@Gay_Nerd99]

No dad no’s what a simp is unless your kid is about 12 days

[@HH-wf7cm]

I got that simp add on the side of this video! Im not joking XD

[@saness4412]

says the father who went to get cigarettes from the gas station

[@poopoopeepee1499]

Next title: “I ate a lizard and now I’m a transgender”

[@robertpetrea5199]

I was the 69th to like

[@OnionBearer-vs4cv]

Shhh don't give them ideas

[@user-gu2vf3qu9f]

LOL

[@robertpetrea5199]

YALL RUINED IT

[@robloxmanface1]

Soviet Doggo I think that happened to me 😪

[@chrisdottg]

the mom: my son is being a ga- the dad: ahem you mean GAYmer?

[@GGOWO]

Yes gaymer playing with the boys 🙃

[@magicmanhs7718]

Wait gamers have rgb shit lights on everything,and gamer on english is pronpunced gaymer GAYmer Gay have rainbow flag So that means RGB! Gamers are gay?! 🤔

[@chrisdottg]

@@magicmanhs7718 hold up wtf i just realized

[@WubbaDubba198]

@@magicmanhs7718 I see a whole new world

[@xerneas9025]

@@magicmanhs7718 Who are you, wise person?

[@skeptical5727]

“My husband started to worry that Hans might be turning gay” Welp no more roblox for me

[@snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470]

It only happened after his sister left

[@uhm9469]

@@snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470 well it is an Alabama channel

[@sunoolys7201]

“I don’t want any son of mine behaving like a simp!” Said no one, ever.

[@-Zperco]

Said me(jokes i don't have a kid)

[@jm5820]

Mate if I had a kid I would be so incredibly disappointed that I wouldn't even be able to speak to him

[@C0NW4Y08]

@@jm5820 D-dad is t-that you?

[@yellowbananago]

SAT0RU No way a parent would ever say that

[@jm5820]

@@C0NW4Y08 hello

[@ColinCartoons]

StoryBooth: “I went into the Jurassic Park ride” “I was stuck in an elevator” My Story Animated, True Stories, Etc: “I GAVE BIRTH TO A DOG IN PRISON” “I MARRIED MY SISTER” “MY MOM IS A GAY MALE” “E”

[@tonyy1977]

The channel in 2 words

[@zan821]

@MIA FERGUSON E is the best video ever

[@caveman_69420]

E

[@zan821]

“FINDING THE RED BATTLEBUSS IN FORTNITE (NOT CLICKBAIT😱) (REAL) 😱😱😱😱😱”

[@pgre]

Nah, E is a true story

[@pingunootson2291]

The fact that the “My Son Is A Simp” Ad has appeared is unnerving.

[@devinandcarrietotaldrama505]

XD same

[@brother_sothoth]

Same

[@bazghaali2873]

Frays the mii same >:(

[@fishbone_]

Same

[@ToadPlayz]

Same

[@notashinnie6606]

I saw one called “I am slowly turning into a fish”. And, “My boyfriends dad is so hot!”

[@okY_Iges]

tf

[@Sorowa]

oh yeah gimme that alabama

[@urlocalphantomhive749]

Haha I think me and my sister are slowly turning into fish as well

[@suriish3re]

What the fawk-

[@mansurakhanam1760]

tf

[@ryaquaza3offical]

“Small content farm from Alabama” This explains a lot

[@ferns2738]

Is Alabama in America

[@isabellarose9524]

@@ferns2738 yes

[@rolandbishop5446]

@@ferns2738 nah, it's in the elevator that is stuck with Justin Bieber

[@ferns2738]

@@rolandbishop5446 ok that makes more sense

[@wolfie9037]

Rayquaza 1 hate to brake it to ya but your profile pic is a shiny giratina XD

[@darry6120]

Next Title: "my mom disowned me cuz im a giant boat"

[@Insight16718]

More like my mum disowned me because I’m extinct

[@Insight16718]

U get it right ?

[@darry6120]

Yea

[@xxroyalbratxx8205]

Imao

[@xxroyalbratxx8205]

"I raised a simp" what the fluffing hell

[@lxvenderflxme8104]

Next Title: *"I became Godzilla and my parents disowned me"*

[@lxvenderflxme8104]

Online *Gay* ming

[@gavinisdie]

Next, I made SuS joke and my Parents Killed me

[@amberlavender9377]

Damn these channels make these stories look true on their channels

[@gavinisdie]

@@amberlavender9377 but do u have a SuS joke?

[@literallyalec565]

Next video: my waifu became real and murdered my family and kissed my brother (true story)

[@dissatisfiedpenguin781]

There’s one called “my girlfriend fell in love with a potato”

[@ZeNugget12]

*you don't understand, potatoes are the meaning of life, they contain all of humanity's needs*

[@EpicGamer-69]

Not gonna lie those potatos are T H I C C

[@joiiyfire4324]

@@EpicGamer-69 yes VERY T H I C K

[@shxhebx2039]

Ireland be like

[@dissatisfiedpenguin781]

DANGHD2 the channel is called all about animation if that helps

[@quackss6384]

"my grandma was called a sket so my dad got pregnant with my cat" ACTUALLY HAPPENED

[@qtheroix9800]

i think actually happened deleted all there videos

[@shxhebx2039]

I am pregnant with my boyfriends dead daf

[@shxhebx2039]

I am pregnant with my boyfriends dead dad ACTUALLY HAPPENED

[@xylophobia6026]

“I ate my mum now I’m pregnant as a boy” ACTUALLY HAPPENED

[@dracon1c724]

"I ate a worm now im a wizard and I poo out bricks" ACTUALLY HAPPENED

[@mrbcnator1211]

So if he began thinking that his son is gay, AFTER his SISTER moved out im a bit worried

[@piepeanut7367]

the channel is based in Alabama after all

[@spacey3024]

@@piepeanut7367 LMAO

[@Andhsuwbdnayahjdhxjsjs]

🎶SWEET HOME AL A BAM A🎶

[@JackeOfNoTrades]

I see no issue with this

[@marcus-vu8gj]

The 'breastfed at 16' story has mentally scarred me.

[@ThatGuy-se9id]

*It starts of watery then it gets creamy*

[@mrrozwolg5508]

@@ThatGuy-se9id :(

[@ThatGuy-se9id]

@@mrrozwolg5508 ):

[@PrincessPheonix06]

mmmmmm creaMY

[@_username]

mmmmmm

[@nggames1246]

Theory: this channel was made by Willne and George is promoting it.

[@C0NW4Y08]

but thats just a theory A SIMP THEORY

[@YoungCytoplasm]

THANKS FOR SIMPING

[@user-nh7cy1vm2i]

HAHAHHAHAHA LOL

[@YoungCytoplasm]

j You think, genius?

[@CosmicTheWeb]

hAha! yOu fOOl! foR oNE of the vIDeos mAde on sUCH chANnel was dIScrIMinAting agAinst a fELlow cOmmEntArY yOuTUBER, such vIDeo bEIng "I'm a breastfed adult" hAHhahAHhaHAH (if you couldn't tell, this is me being an idiot)

[@srirachanoodles6914]

True story: George said he would upload whenever he wants, and he has uploaded every single day since.

[@BraydenA.C]

Every other day

[@WDYMVenumB]

His last uploads were a week ago...

[@ValueNetwork]

Stevie he has a second channel with 1mil

[@renstuart9275]

It might be because now that he is doing it to his own accord instead of having to do it based on a schedule, he might not feel as stressed or pressured and enjoy putting videos out more

[@aether64bit]

“The animation is absolute shit.” - Diesel Patches

[@darry6120]

True

[@dukefang1001]

Yes.

[@LordWatermelon]

I was once clickbaited by a “true story” video.. True story

[@RmsTitanic59]

True true true true pr3ss x to doubt

[@LordWatermelon]

Confused stonks

[@RmsTitanic59]

📉*NOT STONKS*

[@lorcanfitzpatrick6019]

That's genius mate

[@cakeswana]

@@LordWatermelon thats not how the meme stonks work, no offence

[@waffle8400]

George: Plays cluster trucks *Durv Memories*

[@Tankdmps]

Hello there

[@waffle8400]

@@Tankdmps Hello there.

[@josephsewell5294]

Hello there

[@macg1448]

Hello there

[@deki8052]

Hello there

[@turkeysandwich3251]

Wow this guy is good, he should join the Eboys.

[@viennas.]

hes apart of the sidemen 😼😼

[@TP-mv6en]

hE’s pArT oF tHe eBoYs!!!!!

[@fbiagent6744]

Lmao

[@MyPussyBleeding-rn1mw]

idk man one of those eboys are very unlikeable

[@_anxietea_8720]

MyPussyBleeding *wait who?*

[@lucy_2511]

plot twist: George is triggered cos she’s actually his mum lol please stop arguing in the replies

[@Akabalthy]

HAHAGA SIMP

[@jeremiahkisakye5127]

@James Medrano pov: u missed the joke

[@elmystic286]

@James Medrano wtf happened to you? It’s a joke dude relax did someone die that you liked a lot? Like man it’s alright to feel sad and angry because of it but don’t go attack other people because of it.

[@milkman6873]

Lol

[@ImADeity]

@James Medrano Animated Dad once said "Enough, this is getting out of hand"

[@sdrxke]

Fun Fact : The thumbnail is actually George himself

[@adolfhitlersmother408]

No it’s WillNE

[@priya.bonham.carter]

@@adolfhitlersmother408 SQUARE HEAD SQUARE HEAD SQUARE HEAD

[@oswk9]

Nah it's a drawing Confused me but you can tell if you look at the details

[@cheeselord1510]

@@oswk9 Time to do it R/woooosh

[@callumgledhill3917]

@@oswk9 yeah I got confused until I noticed he didnt have pretty blue eyes

[@rhett4life561]

Spending time in his room “gaming”

[@DunkYTP]

Yeah the way she says it it's like shes insinuating he's doing something else

[@TacoCat_619]

gayming

[@Ultimate-archaeologist]

Gaming this a past time thing. don't think at she think at the son this"gaming" it out? Thx😊

[@thecarro5380]

He’s playing with his joystick

[@Ultimate-archaeologist]

@@thecarro5380 weird but ok👍

[@Emerald.She-Ra]

Up here in Scotland, "clout" is a term for being slapped across the head. As kids in the 80s, my friends and I were often threatened with a "clout about the ear" if we misbehaved.

[@glaptoper]

Same.

[@chezball_5088]

What’d your ear do to get clout

[@Lord_Cummus]

@@chezball_5088listen to his parents in bed

[@saowbaanafridi3955]

whats that game hes playing?

[@Lord_Cummus]

@@saowbaanafridi3955 cluster truck available on xbox and pc and probably ps4

[@ada_funni]

“I raised a simp” The dad towards the son: *MEET THE BELT*

[@red_again]

nah meet the knife

[@Rside_bf_iThink]

Nah meet me 👁👁👁👁👁 👁👁👁👁👁 👁👁👁👁👁

[@syncro999]

“I can’t disclose his real name” 2 minutes later “Hans KZbin channel”

[@witheredbonnie9268]

Pmoose Travern sh*t

[@AlexChicago1]

It’s just a decoy name

[@jinxinx0128]

@Pmoose Travern shit i was about to put this up too kzbin.info/door/RF1SDZbQDY4dUAlNfNeRlA

[@giovannigumalo969]

Y E S MAKES SENSE

[@saowbaanafridi3955]

whats that game hes playing?

[@ell5633]

No joke, I got the “My Son Is A Simp” ad into my up next

[@joshuachesterton9923]

Same

[@hablagoru7857]

Is this happening to everyone?

[@lefox5597]

Holy shit same

[@damianz1469]

Holy moly same

[@rogueangel72]

Same.

[@tatestrzinek7465]

Plot twist: this takes place in the future that’s how the parents know what a simp is

[@brqnded]

droids rise up

[@bellvix6821]

Roger roger

[@aayla9982]

@@brqnded yes

[@brqnded]

@@bellvix6821 Steve roger rogers

[@Gmodhunter]

@Filip Marek wow good copied meme.

[@somethinganimations4005]

This is the best thing that’s happened to me. My wife left me last year, and this video has pulled me out of the seemingly endless pit of depression. I’ve watched this on repeat for 7 days now. I could never think of anything better that could possibly exist in the known universe. Thank you. -Stuart fitzgerald

[@landwormgaming8985]

“I raised a simp” George’s mum reveal

[@cringebaby500]

mmmmmmmmmmmmm Monkey

[@landwormgaming8985]

nO context?

[@KorporalKReephdmkiytrecv69]

My brother married my goldfish and cheated with Shrek *Actually Happened*

[@ramtins9258]

That was actually funny thx for making me laugh lmao

[@keira-renee]

whoaaaa

[@chinpanzee2098]

I see you everywhere wtf

[@Myranmia83]

Korporal K. Reep damn sucks to be you

[@Awkwardptato]

Wait.. No ..SHREK IS MY HUSBAND!

[@fullkanga]

She said she wasn't going to say her son's name, then calls him Hans...

[@purplecoffinman8510]

probs a fake name

[@ny1045]

I thought that was the husband lmao

[@Ahkan_1]

“I think I raised a simp” me a non simp: WHAT THE HELL MOM

[@this_channel_is_discontinued]

“It triggered something in Hänz” And he grabbed the flammenwerfer and...

[@akw.lol.]

EEEEERIKA

[@wlfrndz8743]

this is just chaotic chaoticism

[@tharealgeneralgrievous]

BURNED ZE ATTIC TO ZE GROUND

[@Broccolie]

Ah yes, flammenwerfer

[@ElMarcoHoJ]

*WERFED FLAMMEN*

[@jalenlueth5476]

"*I raised a simp*" Pyros parents after he donated 3000 dollars to belle delphine

[@HurryUpHarry_bySham69]

Is this the KZbin equivalent of finding someone with the same outfit as you in public?

[@tacocatpoopracecarpooptacocat]

@@HurryUpHarry_bySham69 underrated comment

[@senor7303]

ha

[@xnopyt22]

“Hi I’m Jarvis and I can’t live without breastmilk”

[@Phantom-es4et]

Wasn’t that the one they made to get back at that Jarvis youtuber?

[@KaishaLouise]

honestly wouldn't surprise me if this video was just made to be like that Jarvis video (not THIS video, but the video in the video that seems suspiciously like it was made to poke fun at some youtuber)

[@genericname8727]

Just left a comment on this lol I think they’re trying to make videos about KZbinrs to get attention. It’s working though..

[@Phantom-es4et]

Generic Name your username reminds me of somebody

[@xnopyt22]

Hexon 105 lmao

[@Sophie_Dreemurr]

TrueStoryAnimated Starter Pack: -18+ -Cool animations -Memulous complaining about this

[@desound1345]

George: talks Me: **intensely watches George playing cluster truck**

[@breadman3068]

clustertruck

[@presauced]

clustertruck

[@desound1345]

Presauced fam I edited it to cluster truck

[@Superstar5_]

FlusterCuck

[@randommemegenerator7664]

I actually have a 13 year old brother who said his favourite streamer noticed him. But the streamers a boy so nvm. So he does tell us stuff time from time George

[@nathanstarkey743]

Yeah, your brother, not your son. His point was no teen would tell their PARENT stuff like that, not their siblings.

[@michac.8283]

@@nathanstarkey743 siblings will either snitch immediately or blackmail you with that information in the future. Wouldn't tell them either

[@nathanstarkey743]

@@michac.8283 Yeah you right.

[@yoro__33]

@@michac.8283 depends. sometimes your siblings are your partners in crime

[@tylerredforge5563]

@@yoro__33 you got the crime part right short answer ( poison )

[@tiannamartin5712]

Narrator: “I can’t mention my sons name because people might recognise him” *couple of minutes later* “I remember the time Hans donated quite a sizeable donation”

[@Prizrak131]

In the video she says "So we'll just call him hans"

[@inactiveaccount7728]

69th like

[@loltrexgaming771]

69 likes time to not like

[@AlexChicago1]

She probably used a decoy name to replace his real name

[@frankieporter1889]

These animated stories feel like those podcasts where they have some random person talk about their problems, whilst everyone publicly hears.

[@noahjames4019]

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST, ONLINE GAMING TURNS YOU GAY LADS WATCH OUT

[@chelseagrey2656]

So THATS why I’m gay

[@あなたはこれが何を意味するのかを]

What if I say no homo before turning on the computer everytime.

[@ProdManky]

Ngl james charles looking thicc.

[@j.kkidding9764]

I mean,, I found out I was bi through the internet soo 👀

[@EvilEri11]

Noah lad it seems like it gave you the grammar of a 3rd grader too

[@geist6364]

“My husband started wondering if our son was gay”

[@-Zperco]

By that you can tell it's fake

[@geist6364]

Anakin Skywalker lol

[@heather4860]

Also why should it matter to the dad anyway haha

[@eliasvsaa]

Hello there

[@darkking9476]

I wish I was a skywalker like ya too Mr.Anakin what a true messenger from god

[@DD-tv5ze]

George really doesn't care about these videos, he just needs to pay for the TV licence.

[@ruv5229]

Next title: *I drink acid and I have powers to make people fall love with me.*

[@cool-guye]

bruv rlly

[@LagAttacktoSlay]

6:19 You will not comprehend the amount of joy I felt for you when you finally cleared that stage

[@slothloth]

“There’s absolutely nothing wrong with simping, if you’re doing it for money.” -Memeulous 2020

[@bakermakingbread]

Yup, that’s what he said.

[@EnterAName2823]

There is, so wheeze

[@peppyrobo7049]

Every pretty girl online who can accept money: “I raised a simp”

[@Person-hw9ei]

“A person who never made a mistake has never tried anything new” -my 1 week old son

[@isaacbone2156]

I stole the bride That sounds like kidnapping with extra steps

[@ok.17092]

Yes

[@Tankdmps]

😳

[@juulss434]

Have u seen my name

[@waffle8400]

@@Tankdmps YOO LXGACY

[@Tankdmps]

Waffle Edits yooo

[@hobiyoon]

"His dad thinks he's gay for GAY-ming" Me: dad just put that together didn't he -_- okie

[@yawningdog9894]

My dad would say something like that..... then fart.... then laugh......

[@boghund]

@@yawningdog9894 classic dad

[@wifiracing9588]

Ah yes , dad jokes

[@msaea7976]

I'm 666th like

[@DAVI8R]

SREALDAN you sure your dad isn’t peter griffin?

[@kirstyayres619]

He just screams down the stairs “MOM I BACAME A POKIMANE TIER 3 SUB

[@LightningZetton]

Bruh this animation style is the same as fun kids smile.... How sad does that sound

[@phiosis8461]

Honestly the “my son is a simp” is being advertised on this video

[@dontreadmyaboutpage6857]

Phiosis same

[@jeevansagoo7040]

I didn’t get the ad

[@Goodwind88]

@@jeevansagoo7040 DIO!!!!!!

[@jeevansagoo7040]

김yechan oh? You’re a approaching me?

[@my_name_sucks]

Phiosis I got it too

[@three396]

"I'm not going to say his name so people don't notice who he is" also "so hans"

[@cozmogaming1528]

She says “I can’t say his real name” not “I’m not going to say his name”

[@fruitpunch7482]

The last time he said "I have a naturally pissed off sounding voice" while playing clustertruck it ended with him getting snaked out by william lenney

[@SerbianTaliban]

5:31 Super rare footage of Mafia Boss counting how much money he got from selling illegal Alcohol 1920 Colorized

[@quackss6384]

Timmy: goes to see his dying mother His friend: SIMP

[@theresaunlayao9883]

Lel

[@first8351]

elo

[@williamok5952]

“Girls are the real queens” Me: well men can’t really be queens so i guess he’s right.

[@ikuuriax1480]

Drag queens-

[@sleepy_crusader]

yes

[@aru8104]

But can be emperors

[@KaishaLouise]

Unless they're Drag Queens

[@lokistockwell]

Rupaul is shook rn what about Drag Queens

[@GlenTropile]

Story Time Narrator: "... a damsel in distress" Memeulous: "That's me!" Yes, we know, Princess Peachulous

[@MichelleW870]

space tuna

[@Aplixon]

space tuna

[@markitabrown2543]

The E girl: I’m not the damsel in distress I’m not ur girlfriend or the frightened princess

[@anarchicpancake2840]

When a virtual guy jumping from a truck to another truck is more entertaining than an entire channel dedicated to talking about some weird stories

[@Matthewlett639]

“I don’t want any son of mine behaving like a simp” - Dad, 47

[@Rside_bf_iThink]

I hope he doesnt simp for Seek x Figure...

[@hellachad8912]

Narrator: I won’t be saying his name Also the Narrator: *starts saying his name during the story*

[@lechonk3450]

W. H. Y

[@NoNo-jy8jm]

I. D. K.

[@rebelkitty01]

I don’t think anyone realizes that the girl in the thumbnail is Belle Delphine

[@valorantsweats3530]

Who doesn’t lmao

[@rebelkitty01]

Urboysoederpop7 GD I just didn’t see anyone talking about it lmaooo

[@valorantsweats3530]

Rebel Kitty oh lol

[@cocoproductions3645]

I had a feeling

[@couchpotatoes3000]

I fucking knew it

[@Macephtopheles]

I always find it kinda amusing that people think "simp" is a new thing. I mean, 'Baby Got Back' by Sir Mix-a-Lot has "A lot of simps won't like this song" as a lyric in it. That was from like 1991 and it was regularly used in rap songs throughout the 80s but 'Baby Got Back' is probably the most well known (earlier) song to use it.

[@TOCTAAM]

I stole my mum's pillow and now we're homeless (GONE WRONG) (POLICE CALLED)

[@Rapunzel_thicc]

Gone Sexual

[@TOCTAAM]

@@Rapunzel_thicc lmao

[@monachopsis8050]

Skull wolf lover :3 😳

[@stafanieboeglin3155]

New title: FBI BROKE IN AND MADE ME MARRY DONALD TRUMP (GONE WRONG)

[@canyoujustleavemealone5086]

Yes

[@harryhunter5547]

george is getting annoyed to throw us off that this kid is actually him

[@OftenEllinor]

My first thought when she said something about KZbin 😂

[@jamesdavey8675]

"I still drink my mother's breast milk" is a classic

[@PrincessPheonix06]

It starts watery then creamy 😋😋 🤢🤢

[@vrabb9030]

@@PrincessPheonix06 y u m m y

[@Rside_bf_iThink]

Thats a bit SUSSY 🤨📸

[@endercakeyt5589]

2:59 So basically, your telling me that I am gay because me and the boys play games together?

[@GAn1ms]

*I don’t want any son of mine being a simp*

[@Tinatoucher333]

“I don’t want any Son of Mine behaving like a Simp” who’s dad says that😂

[@Mr-Tibbster]

He said "son of mine", lol.

[@Tinatoucher333]

EccentricM my bad

[@oldchannelimnotusing6809]

A good dad

[@Mr-Tibbster]

@Ben "No son of mine is going to be a simpleton... " Oh man, I think I just created an all new context for that word...

[@xeoney]

Someone: *has any sort of respect for women* Guys: *siMp*

[@comradekenobi6908]

What if it's your sister?

[@comradekenobi6908]

Never mind the answer is just above me 🤣

[@birb_ii2159]

No simp september, duh But for real yeah lol

[@SergeantShades760]

topaz the gem wow your friends have the maturity of a 5 year old

[@JavierEscuella1911]

topaz the gem you need some knew friends bro

[@BigHeadDude]

"This is getting out of Hand." "Hand..." *"H a n d"*

[@bruhmaster73]

is this a jojo reference

[@Pewie.]

@@bruhmaster73 is this a JoJo reference

[@TP-mv6en]

Will thought he had it hard having to grow up in Newcastle but he didn’t have a parent who disapproved of their child being a simp. To be honest, it would be better if his parents did disapprove of his simpy ways.

[@WillzDre]

first reply

[@aaronshankar5726]

BRUH I just got the ad "my son is a simp" ad by "true stories"

[@luffybetterr]

That's an ad?

[@aaronshankar5726]

I guess so

[@b1470-x2d]

ah so THAT'S why i'm gay, online games.

[@MattYeet]

Am a virgin And i will always be

[@foxy_boris7620]

News article tomorrow: True stories random dad has discovered that if you're a boy and game with your friends online then ur gay.

[@bluz9951]

yeah stop playing video games they cause gayness

[@sloogieboogie9194]

I'm just going to start saying no homo everytime i turn on my console

[@NoNamex1412]

Ah yes, let's be gay together

[@zimmygirl777]

Oh yeah. _Totally_ true. Just like "I'm in Love with a Murderer", "I Married My Cat and We're Both Gay", "I Got Pregnant When My Gay Dog Farted on Me While Eating Pizza Rollas", "I Get Orgasms When I Fart", "My Dog is My Real Mom", "I Died Over 40 Years Ago and Became a Ghost", "I Don't Have Emotions" and other stories that _totally aren't_ a load of bull.

[@kennisthemenace8163]

May: "I can't say my son's name in case he gets recognized" Also May: "So Hans..."

[@l.i.t.h.i.u.m2285]

Wait- HE ‘SIMPS’ ON BELLE DELPHINE OMGG

[@Ajususan]

FUKING HELL!?!?!???!

[@cosmo-on7jt]

I bet he bought the bath water

[@thequickdrawkid2225]

It's willne

[@l.i.t.h.i.u.m2285]

@@cosmo-on7jt he vaped it

[@GoodGooseThingit]

@@l.i.t.h.i.u.m2285 wadda fuk

[@trojamsky8279]

“My son found roblox girls avatars attractive” True stories: *WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN*

[@dripjaeger3475]

Absolutely, disgusting

[@sanderschaijk2835]

Help me i just found this channel and now i cant stop

[@Finleyforgor]

The guy kinda looks like Alex or James if you ask me. especially at the end.

[@brianlikesgrass8721]

Dont forget a video they made My mom really does love my "cream"

[@milimustdie]

Get help

[@brianlikesgrass8721]

@@milimustdie that was a youtube video made from them

[@gray4127]

Oh shit I remember that video..

[@milimustdie]

Brian likes Grass oh dear is it really? Sounds like a classic

[@brianlikesgrass8721]

@@milimustdie yea lol

[@100twistthethird7]

I raised a simp for 24 hours (gone wrong, almost died) NOT CLICKBAIT

[@ronaldidioticweasley4006]

(Got kidnapped,police called)

[@Daniel-lh8dp]

(Gone sexual)

[@QaissSharaf09]

(Ghostbusters coming to help us)

[@skyfallrao2095]

lol I have an ad in the side of the video and it’s My son is a simp

[@forceOYT]

(Emotional )

[@itsevanonyt]

I love how I’ve been here since 2017 and never once have I missed a video in his main or second channel. This is fucking hilarious.

[@lorence5519Official_OBJECTS]

Kid: all woman are queens The internet:SIMP!

[@VelociraptorAnimations]

what part of it isnt?

[@genericnarutofan94]

Velociraptor Animations 2:26

[@VelociraptorAnimations]

Generic Naruto fan no what part of it isn’t means there is no time he isn’t s**p

[@Cran77]

George: I'm going on break Also George: has uploaded more main channel vids this month then any other month

[@koilmao8298]

“Hello I’m may and I’ve raised a simp”

[@corlimations5841]

"I have a raised a simp" *Sounds 15 years old*

[@ayden6364]

After our daughter moved out, my husband started worrying that Hans might be turning gay from spending all that time online playing with other boys Dangg

[@iregertnothing28]

The channels come from Alabama too-

[@ayamaruu]

DaMn

[@sakshikandgatla5795]

That's just so homophobic!

[@tantris2876]

I don’t have any friends so I’m not gay 😎 ... 😞 😔

[@ayden6364]

What the hell i forgot about this