Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII in a nutshell

[@secretscarlet8249]

Missed opportunity for Cloud to remove helmet and say "I'm a special character now" since his model with the helmet is a generic infantryman. XD

[@DLCMan1218]

that would had been funny

[@mezzovii]

What

[@ChimeraLotietheBunny]

Yep

[@MariusBoss11458]

God I wonder what OG fans' reaction was to meeting Cloud in this game.

[@KittyKatty999]

"Activating *DEPRESSION* Mode!" Yeah, that do be a mood sometimes.

[@rocketrunner8063]

Activate BEACH EPISODE

[@squallleonhart9387]

It really do be like that...

[@phsquared1000]

Crisis Core has some whack cutscenes but the scene of Zack crying and trying to deal with Angels death at the church with Aerith is actually super well done.

[@night-oblivion8423]

Depression: me xd

[@carrotpl]

Activating *CONFUSED* Mode!

[@georgehouliaras7239]

Why did Sephiroth turned evil? So he won't ever have to hear Genesis terrible poetry again.

[@TheKpa11]

But he became what he originally hated so much

[@morriganrenfield8240]

@@TheKpa11 a poetry spewing weirdo who simps for a goddess or something?

[@TheKpa11]

@@morriganrenfield8240 Well he did simp for Jenova, believed she was the rightful owner of the planet. I’ll be fair and say that since original FF7 has the twist where the Sephiroth we were seeing apparently was Jenova’s illusions, so maybe SHE was spouting the dialogue coming out of the Sephiroth we were seeing the whole time, after all the real sephiroth never got any dialogue when he was released from the materia prison, but he was still going to have the meteor happen and get all that energy

[@samiraradmila4094]

Genesis is alive though

[@2dheethbar]

@@samiraradmila4094 Yeah. Hopefully, Gackt returns to voice him whenever he shows up in a future game. I haven't seen any hints that he'll be in part 2, despite the Tsviets being present.

[@rayravernous4376]

The Indian drama-style edits when Zack found Angeal's mom dead killed me

[@uekiboy92]

you bet xD

[@arukimc]

That was the best part lmao

[@xx_furby_lover_xx5812]

Ikr XD

[@RedPeterson]

Cloud: “scream” Zack: “did you get reverse puberty Cloud?”

[@mysticnoobgaming]

wait, i forgot to tell him not to bang my girlfriend

[@midsansan]

The overdramatic indian cut bit got me. Well done.

[@sasukedarkwolf]

Indian*

[@dreamsandhonour3319]

Holy yes!!

[@arkaleon1551]

I spit my coffee

[@dangerwarg9682]

A breath of fresh air given the Kingdom Hearts pacing of the entire game. xD

[@kellyw5232]

I had to look up overdramatic Indian drama scenes and omg I ended up with a headache! Lol

[@MelodicQuest]

"Dreams and Honor!" "Loveless!" "Keyblade!"

[@hhh5420]

“Darkness!”

[@keeganstormblade5456]

"Also my name spelled backwards is Dis-"

[@hibikikuze2808]

Quack

[@paperluigi6132]

*German*

[@squallleonhart9387]

*NANOMACHINES*

[@kratos9218]

Zack: "I have died." Cloud: "Nooooo... don't go-" Zack: "And I still never got laid!" Cloud: "I am going to steal your memories now. Zack: "Wha-" Cloud: "I mean rest in peace."

[@zainiikhwan9405]

Cloud actually pulling 4D ntr move on Zack

[@tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32]

Remake: but wait

[@RandoPassingBy]

@@tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32 rebirth and reunion: but wait

[@Letham316]

When reading "Nooo... don't go", it made me think of Resident Evil instead. Anyone else remember the cheesy b-movie opening cutscene from the first game? 👀

[@lukehart7225]

“Wait I forgot to tell him, not to bang my girlfriend.” 😂

[@firefliesowlcity12]

The game that was made to explain the backstory of Aqua's boyfriend.

[@naminepng7083]

Lmao so sad how theyll never date tho ;-;

[@ZenithOptical42]

Aqua's *EX* Boyfriend you mean, Zack's with another girl now.

[@squallleonhart9387]

*^Cries in Aerith**

[@fuckingking6796]

@@squallleonhart9387 sephiroth : 😈

[@sophn4924]

best comment ever

[@RPGNoZero]

"What do you want, Angeal?" "Dreams.... and honor" "Okay, i believe you."

[@Y-two-K]

"Me, Gongaga." That's it, I've come up with a new catchphrase. Hey, I get that reference!

[@Rezuvious]

I can hear it.

[@tona4x7]

Referenception

[@R3C0RDBREAK3R]

Who Me?, Banora...

[@personalover9514]

I could taste test for ya

[@2dheethbar]

"You know Gongaga? Gongagaga gagaga."

[@Chloe_Zana]

The fact that "Me? Gongaga" was left untouched cracked me up.

[@Allisonwonderland47]

“Me? Gongaga!” Is iconic!

[@afiqahkucai3137]

Zack: why does their aim got better just now? I died 😭

[@Kimairan]

So did he.

[@DLCMan1218]

meanwhile, in FF7R version: Zack: why does their aim got even worse just now?

[@chocobro3198]

Ouchie ouch.

[@bradstover2691]

"This is a good spot to get my ingredient." Don't think I didn't catch that.

[@keeganstormblade5456]

I bet there's a lucky emblem here.

[@squallleonhart9387]

**Sonic Adventure 2 Master Emerald Piece Beeping**

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

I only played KH3 once and that one line alone reminds me why I never picked it up again, despite supposedly loving the series so much, I have had Riku as my profile picture on here since 2006. That line...is what POW torture is made of, lol. Edit: After 15 years, I at last have moved beyond the Riku picture. Honestly, Axel is my favorite KH character, why the heck did I use Riku's image for so long?!

[@isaniruch]

Donald

[@orlandofurioso7329]

@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley me too, that's why i love chain of memories, it's a very quiet and mysterious game

[@wadcakasztanow1261]

Angeal: DreamAndHonor Genesis: LOVELESS Sephiroth: HelloThere Zack: Gongaga Hotel: Trivago

[@MariusBoss11458]

Thought he said "Love this"

[@tyrussparda3698]

Scientist: Got Away

[@ZebsAlleyOriginalMusic]

I laughed harder at this than I should've.

[@kirakelvinart2169]

Cloud: Like I give a sh**

[@helfire14]

"Zack. I'm kinda good now, and I need your help." "Angeal. I'm kinda confused now. But I _believe you."_ That exchange tickled me

[@saver_spenta_mainyu]

"Activating Confused Mode" Heh, that one's good Also going to need a full length version of the First Soldier song.

[@skywolfstalksyou9134]

Friendship ended with "KEYBLADE" LOVELESS is my new best friend.

[@samiraradmila4094]

Imma join too!

[@dianasofia7315]

Genesis: Loveless (That was really cringe man) Zack: Look who's talking Savage

[@ShintaTakama]

I just thought Zack was implying Genesis was 'loveless', like nobody loves him.

[@dianasofia7315]

@@ShintaTakama yeah that too

[@Alex9_x]

"I'm dying.." "Okay" "That's not an order" 🤣

[@Delicashilous]

"Now I can Finally Rest in peace" FF7R ending:

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

I was seriously expecting them to add that here! A tinge disappointed they didn't.

[@Delicashilous]

@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley YEP. the Main Reason for my Comment.

[@creativebodyflying]

and then Intergrade ending :))

[@deanxile]

He forgot to tell Cloud not to bang his girlfriend that's why he's alive

[@Delicashilous]

@@deanxile understandable, have a noice Day.

[@Wizard_Pikachu]

Zack is the only normal character in the name and he's fucking confused by the bad plot and writing all around him.

[@thirtysixviews]

Who wouldn’t? These three “friends” are more dysfunctional than a family with an alcoholic father.

[@concept5631]

*game

[@MariusBoss11458]

Good plot*

[@LOREWITHBLAZER]

Ageal- Don’t rust my sword Zack- I won’t, but he will Cloud- You taking about me

[@CommanderBroShep]

Aerith: These flowers saved you. Zack: Understandable. Cloud: That makes no sense.

[@shadowofdread7018]

“Hoo boy. This gonna be rough, but no matter what I will still have dream, and honor. Let’s do this LEEEROOOOY-“ “Fuck honor. That was stupid! Why did there aim suddenly get better?” Favorite part

[@DLCMan1218]

**meanwhile in final fantasy 7 remake version** "why did there aim suddenly get worse?"

[@strelitziamystery21]

Same!!!

[@MariusBoss11458]

​@@DLCMan1218 Reunion:

[@kcluna2187]

I legit had to pause every time those long ass texts come up just to read them. Also, for some reason, Angeal looks hella fine here. Or prolly it's just me...

[@2dheethbar]

Now, you know how Angeal and Sephiroth felt hearing poetry all the time.

[@kellyw5232]

Lol you're not the only one! Loveless!

[@sephirothcrescent5768]

@@kellyw5232 Same bruh!...Same.

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

Angeal was my very first husbando when the game first came out, lol. And then Square Enix kept making hot ass men and I...had a moment of weakness. Or two. Probably closer to ten. This ho ain't loyal 😂😂😂.

[@sephirothcrescent5768]

@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley Sephiroth is my only husbando since I was a kid when i 1st played FF7 and I adore every minute of him. X3

[@elpyroholic]

Yea!!!!!! Gongaga Gang rise up!!!!!

[@yersolell654]

GONGAGA

[@thepersonahunter..6260]

Me?

[@RedPeterson]

Gongaga!

[@adamtaurusragnathebloodedg8407]

GAGAGA MAGICIAN

[@itsaxel8088]

Us? *Gongaga*

[@burritocatt01]

A list of things too good about this video: -The sheer passive aggression throughout the entire video -*h a h a h a h a h a* -Tifa's ff7r intro -The bomb af song towards the end😂💀

[@yes-pw3of]

"Stop. You'll destroy us all." *grabs face* "Loveless." I can't-

[@carrotpl]

Translation: "Like i give a shit."

[@zingodoom]

I'm gonna be *very* impressed if you can manage Dirge of Cerberus in a nutshell

[@kcluna2187]

I second this

[@night-oblivion8423]

W E I S S, M Y B E L O V E D B R O T H E R

[@aberrant814]

*D* *E* *E* *P* *G* *R* *O* *U* *N* *D*

[@kcluna2187]

C H A O S

[@alexhuduma9474]

L U C R E T I A

[@vjo3031]

When you don't read the text on Genesis' screentime there's a scene as follows: Genesis: Loveless! Sephiroth: Really Genesis: Loveless! Sephiroth: You don't say LOL sounds like Sephiroth being the most sarcastic friend in the group

[@TUCell-ps5mi]

1:55 That was so perfect in so many ways.

[@cordyC]

"hey cloud, take my sword and live on - don't take my catchphrase though, and don't worry if you rust the sword - like i give a shit" WHEEZE

[@sleverlight]

I mean Zack is too cool, so he deserves his own game. But that activating combat mode is so accurate

[@davidrich27]

He deserved a better game.

[@folou9199]

Often in life you have *Activating Combat Mode* But thankfully, there always comes a *Conflict Resolved*

[@eh6194]

I feel like this game is just so late 2000s and I love it

[@Krystalllyne]

It actually is! Came out in late 2007.

[@eh6194]

@@Krystalllyne ik but I feel like it really embodies that era with the style of music and the graphics and just hits me with an overwhelming sense of late 2000s lol

[@Krystalllyne]

@@eh6194 Oh definitely, I feel the same way and completely agree fam!

[@hermitcard4494]

You gotta respect Cloud's plot armor bonus: 100% Stealth and 100% Health.

[@reloadpsi]

So just a reminder that Zack and Yuffie met in meatspace and exchanged emails, but Yuffie never once notices Cloud trying to act exactly like him, nor has any iota of a reaction to him partially stealing his identity.

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

The hell is "meatspace"?! 🤣🤣🤣

[@spooks7548]

@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley Yeah, what's meatspace? lmao

[@69_Satan_69]

they came up with this game after ffvii lol, didnt think (or care) much about secondary characters stories

[@RaeBordz27]

At the end: *Nomura:* Hah! Jokes on you Zack you're not dying on my Remake *Nomura: *Uses Phoenix Down on Zack** *Zack:* Wait you're the guy that made Kingdom Hearts right? Oh heck nah im out *Zack: *Cast Death on himself** *Nomura: *Uses Phoenix Down on him** *Nomura:* I have infinite Phoenix Down on me Zack and im gonna keep using it until you ran out of MP *Zack:* Well crap, there goes my story

[@Allisonwonderland47]

Yeah and Zack was showed up in Kingdom Hearts at one point so he knows how crazy it’ll get.

[@soul6733]

To be fair, it's a different timeline all together, so...

[@MariusBoss11458]

I have infinite uhh. Shit. I forgot the name of the MP regeneration potion.

[@patrickhaisayang8825]

Zack:"I finally can rest in peace with my Girlfriend.." Nomura:"Are you sure about that??" 10years more later in FF7 Remake Zack:"Wtf,are you doing now Nomura-san!?"

[@MariusBoss11458]

Zack again in Intergrade with a voice which actually sounds like Zack: GODDAMMIT I NEED TO FIND CLOUD BEFORE HE BANGS MY GIRLFRIEND!

[@НикитаСимонян-ж5е]

@@MariusBoss11458 Zack will not stop Cloud from banging her)

[@tedscheett9420]

I expected many things in a Trueblade Seeker video. "Super laser piss" wasn't one of them.

[@Athlynne]

I will never get sick of "Hello there."

[@KYNGA100]

Lazard: "I'm dying" Zack: "Ok" Lazard: "That's not an order !"

[@lonelym4ge]

It's time for DREAM AND HONOUR in 4k

[@Lightspeeds]

Indeed. *Activating Timer for Combat Mode*

[@johans3164]

Genesis obssesion to spout Loveless crap over and over and over again cause Sephiroth to be evil, make Angeal leaving Shinra, destroy Cloud's mind and killed Zack emotionally and physically. Genesis is the true villain all along

[@Vacxy]

Donald & Sephiroth: This is a good place to find ingredients.

[@fenrir9784]

You succeed to make Genesis really annoying for viewers by forcing us to pause to video to read his lines, smart👌. Also always loved the self references 😆

[@lenlimbo]

And even with all that, it wasn't even close to how annoying he was in the game. You could changer all his dialogues with Loveless and it probably would make more sense.

[@DaviSonata]

Besides, the video progress bar were on the way of reading the full lines! Pure annoyance!

[@yozora1378]

Nobody: Genesis: LOVELESS

[@alfisyahmi7119]

Xehanort :X-BLADE

[@fuckingking6796]

@@alfisyahmi7119 terranort: darkness

[@yozora1378]

@@fuckingking6796 and Ansem : Darkness within Darkness

[@fuckingking6796]

@@yozora1378 me: nigga within nigga awaiting to you genesis

[@squallleonhart9387]

Steven Armstrong: *”Nanomachines Son!”*

[@The_GhostWind]

Here am I back from the Trailer for Crisis Core- Final Fantasy-Reunion. And Hoo boy, I can now finally hear Zack’s famous catchphrase.

[@theorytime4778]

"whatever happens...... Protect your honor" *Sniff* ..... I'm not crying.... You're crying.... 😶😶

[@hirotakajiro4447]

No u

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

What kind of gets me though is Angeal kept saying "Protect your honor as SOLDIER." You mean the organization that was created to experiment on men and the desire for ever-stronger warriors is what lead to Project G, which ended your life prematurely? That SOLDIER?! Come on, Angeal, you should've told the boy to flee for his life...and take Sephiroth with him (who had to have begun to suspect Shinra wasn't the greatest of companies by then, considering it killed off one of his best friends and failed to kill off his insufferable frenemy). Angeal walked that boy to his death by continuing to be a SOLDIER hypebeast even on his deathbed.

[@theorytime4778]

@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley I kinda feel the same way.... But when Zack said it .. it was more of the general term for 'soldier' or even what became of it after the whole angeal dilemma..... But that's just my opinion....

[@miiks...5...3...9...]

Infinite in mystery is the meme of the Trueblade Seeker, We seek it thus.

[@anthonygerardotorresgonzal6269]

He does his best to recount the History of FFVII World in His Style....By Ripping Of Just a Pancake and Still Works...Also, Zack is Awesome!

[@alabenmed4661]

pausing every time to translate LOVELESS was worth it

[@LOREWITHBLAZER]

I really hope Genesis comes back into the series I really need to hear more loveless

[@mattwo7]

1:31 I like how he fails to mention the Drama CD is exclusively in Japanese because we don't get translations of them over here.

[@Xaveze]

1:14 Okay, this part was pure genius and I love it.

[@stephenfiler3204]

I fucking love Crisis Core. Thank you so much for doing this.

[@yusuftahabitkin133]

Zack: We are best couple Aerith: You are right Zack and Aerith: Hahahahahaha My favorite couple Love them

[@myriadmediamusings]

Would be cool to see an Advent Children Nutshell just to complete these confusing additions to FF7.

[@MariusBoss11458]

Wonder what he'll do to the Zack scenes

[@lonelym4ge]

I like the part when Genesis said "Loveless".. really an inspiring quotes

[@recordkeepertype0662]

Angeal: "Take this sword and my Catchphrase." Zack: "But I already have-" Angeal: "Shut up! You're all about DreamAndHonor now." Zack: "Okay."

[@moverdome]

love how this game still gets attention after 14 years. proves it's just too legendary to forget.

[@kaiko70]

2:54 That's gold, that "what" kills me

[@usagifuyusummer6124]

"Wait, I forgot to tell him not to bang my girlfriend." That one really got me laughing hahhahaha OMG Zack. I guess dying also makes you not think your priorities straight.

[@jaybomb5638]

Now do FF7 Advent Children in a nutshell.

[@ZeldaLover6]

🙏🏻🤞🏻

[@kcluna2187]

M O T H E R

[@ZeldaLover6]

@@kcluna2187 “A good son would’ve known.”

[@alexhuduma9474]

*Panasonic intensifies*

[@mezzovii]

I screamed

[@c1apifi3dgames6]

6:17 Welp too late, seems cloud took a liking to her...

[@adamtaurusragnathebloodedg8407]

Cloud: Did you die? Sephiroth: Yes but I lived

[@fuckingking6796]

Hello taurus did know where my girlfriend?

[@adamtaurusragnathebloodedg8407]

@@fuckingking6796 probably down in Sector 7 working with Shinra

[@fuckingking6796]

@@adamtaurusragnathebloodedg8407 shit

[@fuckingking6796]

also should you fight sam from metal gear rising

[@Gallacant]

"well yes, but actually no"

[@digi1449]

im playing crisis core still and im glad you made this because im just gonna be playing and all im gonna hear is loveless from genesis and angeal saying dreams and honor over and over. Thanks

[@jasonnava2755]

Zack: Wait. I forgot to tell him to not bang my girlfriend. Me: Maybe you should have told her to not bang him, Zack.

[@Silent_Fool]

2:49 In my head again. Takahiro Sakurai: We are best friends. Kenichi Suzumura: You are right. Takahiro and Kenichi: Ha ha ha ha ha.

[@2dheethbar]

We need In a Nutshell vids of the FFXIII trilogy. I'd love to see Lightning being an ass to everyone, timeline confusion, shameless gambling, Noel reminding us he's depressed about Yuel and the future, Lightning's Schema fan service, and lots of "Let's fight/I win/Goodbye" boss battles.

[@usamahmohdnaim4238]

I barely knew anything about Final Fantasy but this still had me laughing like crazy. That Indian melodrama bit was gold

[@Caporai]

Dat dramatic Telugu shot of Angeal's dead mom.

[@HJLusio]

"Oooooooooooh wee! What's up with that? What's up with that? Oooooooooooh wee! What's up with that? What's up with that?"

[@BJGvideos]

So far this is the ONLY Rabtoons reference in the entire comment section and I'm disappointed. I would hope there would be a much bigger overlap.

[@matthewwylie2735]

Zack: Now I can finally die in peace forever. Nomura: I'm about to prank him real good.

[@katakinamikaze8383]

Dude this is a masterpiece, what a great time to be alive

[@N31M4]

This is the most serious thing that i ever said in my life This is the best KZbin channel and probably one of the most important pieces of art in the history of milky way

[@KonniWynn]

"I only swing this way" "We'll see about that"

[@MickeyMouse-ef4ez]

I missed this in a nutshell vids from u just a pancake!

[@Maxtory9999]

Now, THAT will be the gift of the goddess.

[@Aphelionx208]

looking forward to seeing this exact video again but with the remastered version

[@sugarysugarysweet]

You joke about Fortnite, but don't forget, there's an official Final Fantasy VII battle royale game for mobile.

[@squallleonhart9387]

And I can totally see Square collaborating and jumping on the Fortnite Train.

[@kenj6373]

What’s the game called?

[@sugarysugarysweet]

@@kenj6373 Final Fantasy VII The First Soldier

[@aberrant814]

@@kenj6373 Fortnite: Final Fantasy VII

[@ProxyDoug]

@@kenj6373 Final fantasy VII: The Fortnite Soldier

[@Sharkenite]

Angeal: "Stop! You'll destroy us all!" *Grabs Angeal's face* Genesis: "LOVELESS!" Damn that one got me!

[@BobBob-pr4eh]

God I feel really bad for sephy. Somebody really should have told him he had an actual human mother. He was so proud to know his ‘moms’ name and everything but then he found out that supposed mother is a literal planet eating virus. Hojo is a complete monster, probably did it for shits and giggles too. but it’s funny how it was mommy (Lucrecia hope I’m spelling it right) who ran away...way to flip the script.

[@Molten_Pig]

I've been waiting so long for this. Thank you.

[@Matthew.Niverse]

*ME? GONGAGA INTENSIFIES*

[@Charlie-hv3dh]

First off amazing video, second off 1:26 I know what you're refrencing and I love it lol!

[@sharatraj2736]

That Indian drama edit was genius!

[@Dehn396]

Here waiting for the Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII in a Nutshell Reunion

[@JingRoku]

1:28 uncontrollable laughter, also tbh this is my fav FF ever after 6, and also the manliest but i really had completely forgotten about genesis, I guess it was that time when visual-k was really popular in japan

[@kana5277]

WOOO I've been waiting for this one

[@TyxDemon]

The king has returned

[@mattwo7]

2:34 The Draconian, aka "Sword God Bahamut" because everything in FFXV has to do with swords or something (I mean he sure does look like the illegitimate offspring of a Bahamut and a SlashAngemon).

[@wudistar2468]

already doin some squats #GONGAGA GANG

[@zackr.7628]

2:34 you forgot the recently added lunar bahamut from ff14

[@TheEmperorHyperion]

And he debuted in FFIV Advance and the Complete Collection, before appearing again in After Years.

[@crafteariee]

And in Granblue Fantasy (several Cygames staff members came from Square Enix) we have Proto Bahamut and Ultimate Bahamut as well 😂

[@joejunior5991]

nice to see another Just a Pancake Style Final Fantasy in the Nutshell Next make Dirge of Cerberus or Advent Children

[@unkindledjuan2495]

FFVII fans: I wonder who this Zack person is CC: Would you like to play this whole entire psp game to know who Zack is and what happened before Clouds story?

[@Lightspeeds]

Me: "Can I have it on the ds?" Sony: "NEVER!!!"

[@enesutkuozdemir7335]

You forgot I have to die because this game directed by Hajime Tabata like Noctis

[@truebladeseeker]

Oh god damn it

[@ronny_innor]

Stop killing the MC Tabata-san

[@ballistic2527]

"Drim and 'oner." Thanks Angeal, very cool.

[@MoonlightBrillance]

The shut up x3 to Genesis was personal and deserved💀💀

[@qcwolfgaming]

« Alright let’s do this LEEEEEROOOOY-f*beeb*k » Laugh harder than I should!!!

[@billwake4695]

And now Cloud lives on as his living legacy. Although that won't matter much at the second part of the Remake but hey if we get to play as Zack again who cares? Fuck the story let's have some mindless fun weweweweweweweeweweweweewewewewe

[@squallleonhart9387]

If we do get to play as Zack I hope it Actives something, wasn’t it a Kombat Menu or something? If we don’t then 0/10.

[@aberrant814]

@@squallleonhart9387 Only Zack will be with the Combat Mode voice lady.