cloud is DONE | final fantasy 7 remake memes

this sat in my youtube drafts for half a year and now i've finally dug it out from the grave. enjoy

[@wolvfster]

A random NPC: talks about his depression Cloud: *THE MAYOR.*

[@smsmsmsmsmsm]

😭😭😭😭💀

[@Monavatarestcool1]

Best com omg

[@chocobocloudstrife5697]

The mayo

[@thescarletwitch9122]

@@chocobocloudstrife5697 Is the best.

[@chocobocloudstrife5697]

@@thescarletwitch9122 yeahhh

[@spookidraw2436]

Cloud give me so much ''they dont pay me for this shit, in fact, they dont pay me at all'' vibes the whole ass game

[@jasminkrieger8464]

Yeah pity cloud no food no money saving ungrateful people who still nag him

[@jasminkrieger8464]

He cant catch a break

[@KaiTheTyrant]

… The mayor

[@Omega-jg4oq]

😂😂 it’s hilarious like give this man a break

[@dj_nahji]

“I don’t get paid enough for this shit”

[@AltoCat1]

Sephiroth: " My mother's name is Jenova. She died giving birth to me." Cloud: "....The Mayor."

[@DillonMeyer]

Sephiroth: "THE BEST!" *With Gusto, of course.*

[@madmouse1016]

@@DillonMeyer *Visible concern from everyone*

[@kuroseryota3933]

@@DillonMeyer holy shit lmao 😂😂

[@froppy471]

LMAOOO

[@hkail]

LMAO

[@TonySnacc]

Cloud: gets asked to do literally anything Cloud’s lazy ass: UGHHHHH- (He’s a teenager stuck in a super-soldier’s body, and boy does it show)

[@lathyrusloon]

They really did a good job of reminding you that his body might be 21/22 but he's actually a very....very traumatized 15/16 year old. And a sassy one at that.

[@benbailey159bb]

@@lathyrusloon his body looks like a 15/16 year old lol

[@livith9]

@@benbailey159bb I’m sorry but have you seen his arms?

[@christina113704]

I never really thought about it, but it's so true. Of course, he's never really had social skills. 🤷‍♀️

[@ZhannArt]

That is what has been on my mind too. He has lost 5 whole years of his life and fucked up memories to cope with the trauma. He missed an important stage of maturity thingy something in those 4 years

[@josephinewen4628]

I used to think cloud was really edgy and generic, but he's just a socially awkward dork lol

[@NoctLightCloud]

it's because FFVII Remake has much better script writing than Advent Children.

[@nathanevans1382]

@@NoctLightCloud In Cloud's defense, he had every right to be depressed in Advent Children.

[@NoctLightCloud]

@@nathanevans1382 I agree! I am personally a big fan of Advent Children, but we can't deny that some of the dialogue is downright boring. The Remake did a MUCH better job!:)

[@nathanevans1382]

@@NoctLightCloud All right, fair enough.

[@SeraphSeph]

@@nathanevans1382 Cloud has every right to be depressed in FF7 as well. Life has just not been good to him lol.

[@Evilta]

Barret: How 'bout you dance, Cloud! Cloud: I don't dance I mean... he said he doesn't dance, not that be can't dance

[@alexofalexyel]

Exactly, lmao. Willingness isn't the same as ability to

[@hinata27]

reminds me of that song in High School Musical 2 whre Chad sings "I don't dance" while... dancing :D

[@pocketinfinity6733]

he just you know...prefers not to

[@christina113704]

If I had to go through a makeover on stage after dancing, I might feel the same 🤨

[@Silvergrove41]

He can dance only when aerith is around

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

I love Cloud's sass but his moments of being awkward and dorky are even greater because it breaks down his tough exterior. Also, that catty eyeroll he gives Barret on the train is too damn sexy, lol!

[@DrakineRazorwing]

His cool is a lie and its my favorite thing ever

[@potatospeedwagon3994]

When is that?

[@AnotherGeek....]

@@potatospeedwagon3994 1:57

[@julieliu7924]

I will never stop thinking about that

[@alimichalkan8046]

I don’t see it sexy I thought it was funny as hell. Poor Cloud😂

[@cosmykdonut6112]

"I'm doing my best :((" GETS ME EVERY TIME

[@aairah5150]

Omgggg I know right 😭😭😭😭poor baby

[@XBedos]

It reminds me of when people tell me to stop saying sorry about everything-

[@dirkgoesfishing]

@@XBedos same???

[@monbub]

me when i talk to people

[@chocojellys]

me when all the adults of the adults asking what i'm doing for living:

[@FedericBan-tz9cq]

Props to Cloud's VA for delivering some lines, especially the silliest ones, in the most natural way possible.

[@Cyber7777]

cody christian nailed it

[@spamaccount8979]

President: "Please, help me!" Cloud: "... the mayor."

[@thescarletwitch9122]

President: anybody out there?!?…. Cloud”…the sauce”

[@KayLyda]

😂😂😂

[@meher6353]

Cloud could kick all our asses in Just Dance-

[@sugucke]

he would hardly put in any effort but still manage to get a perfect score... 💔

[@sugucke]

@Cloud Strife ily you did great 💗💞💘💖💕💘💞

[@user-kevinatyourservice]

the mayor

[@AnotherGeek....]

@@user-kevinatyourservice THE BEST

[@AGirlWithALavenderTie]

I wanna play Super Bass with Cloud

[@_starry.edit_]

Cloud before: *Look, just let me live my peaceful days, give me my god damn money, and we never have to do this ever again.* Cloud now: *Fuck it. I can't get peace, I can't get my god damn money, and now I have to save the world.*

[@1AM1AM]

Cloud in the future: Did all that and still no money or peace.

[@yurikuki]

@@1AM1AM Advent Children gave him peace

[@sonicplays8740]

@@yurikuki But the money for his vacation with Tifa and friends still isn't there.

[@erinw.9256]

@@yurikuki At least until Dirge of Cerberus. I don't think any of AVALANCHE is gonna be done with Shinra’s shit lol

[@mettatonneoex]

Rebirth Cloud: What is even happening anymore my other party members are not even sure

[@heart54u98]

Cloud-“I don’t dance.” 🙄 *one hour later* Proceeds to dance his way to victory The entire fandom-“So that was a lie.” 😤

[@therosebunch7721]

He said he doesn’t dance not that he can’t

[@RitsuOuO]

@@therosebunch7721 clearly he does dance if he danced

[@aus2908]

@@RitsuOuO Yeah, but you saw also that he really didn't want to, that's why they had to drag him back onto the stage!

[@princessbeexxxx]

"I was joking." Well Cloud you so damn deadpan, its hard to tell.

[@thescarletwitch9122]

Yes

[@tlesser-aase7394]

When you were denied developing social skills as a child, then imprisoned in a giant test tube for five years.

[@oneish7454]

@@tlesser-aase7394 i forger that Cloud is mentally 16

[@xXChibiTaokakaXx]

@@oneish7454 This is at the back of my mind every time I think he's acting like a kid at times and realize...he literally is.

[@althea7181]

Yea i was like "Cloud? Joking? HAHAHAHASJ-" "...in my dreams"

[@1994cookiecookie]

OMG CLOUD FOUND THE LEGENDARY LAMB SAUCE!

[@theinimitablejora522]

Wait *The s a u c e*

[@Haha-gp6hy]

But he never found “The sauce” 😞

[@angelcdeath]

The sauce?

[@raffay_sensei]

"It's just sauce"

[@supersonic4989]

Now he needs to give it to Gordon ramsay

[@w1ndgeneral226]

4:03 "Nailed it, I know. Thank you. Moving on." *TELL ME YOU'VE NEVER MET THAT ONE GUY!*

[@Amina02]

I actually have and he was cute

[@LucyFerr000]

@@Amina02 was his name Felix?

[@slowlyevaporating4282]

@@LucyFerr000 who are you referencing??? 😭

[@LucyFerr000]

@@slowlyevaporating4282 🌝 .....

[@Pepperdove]

@@LucyFerr000 it absolutely is Felix except he’s the cheerful version

[@johnnysalery7383]

Cloud said: "I DON'T dance" but he never said "I CAN'T dance" lmao

[@xdsmile5359]

He doesn't dance he freaking takes over the dance floor

[@thescarletwitch9122]

“THE MAYOR.”

[@sha.o]

The fact that he’s so fucking blunt is what makes him funny🤧😭

[@EmiL_from_NieR]

He reminds me of my mom- she’s a savage who has gone through a lot of shit and says things like they are. If she hates you, she’ll say it bluntly. She even has a death glare when she gets mad just like he does 😂

[@monbub]

@@EmiL_from_NieR he reminds me of myself tbh

[@variezay8375]

@@monbub no jokes yea

[@dianasofia7315]

Goddammit, sometimes i forgot Cloud is really savage when he wants 🤣🤣🤣

[@user-kevinatyourservice]

the mayor

[@ruki4585]

Me too

[@xshadowvenigmax432]

SAME BRUH-

[@thescarletwitch9122]

Yea

[@Nancy-ff5tr]

@@user-kevinatyourservice THE BEST

[@coreDesignix]

why is it *this* video that made me realize Cloud reacted to Barret calling him a "loyal little doggy" because Zack's nickname was "puppy"

[@chessecoffepan9291]

Hold on... Zack's nickname was "puppy"? THAT'S SO TENDER I'm going to cry

[@monbub]

NOO SO CUTE

[@monsieur.Chipmunk]

@@chessecoffepan9291 yeah Angeal called him that in his letters for his mom

[@MariusBoss11458]

@@chessecoffepan9291 Zack The Puppy.

[@kokoro_flow]

Ohh 😂😍🐶

[@keketherealmvp7568]

Cloud: get help. Also Cloud: *having headaches/PTSD episodes for half a minute* I think you're the one that needs help, buddy. EDIT: wow I never had this many likes in my life and I never expected this comment to have the most likes, thanks.

[@AshysWolfie19]

That's the thing, Cloud will never get help. So long as his number one personal stalker is alive, in some form.

[@keketherealmvp7568]

@Cloud Strife oh hey Cloud

[@cultureandhistorynerd6739]

@@AshysWolfie19 It gets to the point that a certain one-winged angel even crashed into one of the biggest crossover games yet JUST to fuck with Cloud lmao

[@sephiroth8217]

@Cloud Strife How is the migraine treating you, Cloud?

[@probablynotleo4340]

@@AshysWolfie19 Sephiroth is so determined he even entered smash.

[@luigidavid5136]

The Honey Bee Inn dance is simultaneously the best and worst thing mankind has ever created

[@ellie4176]

especially with the honey bee outfit mod 💀💀

[@luigidavid5136]

@@ellie4176 Oh no, I haven’t heard of this. Do I want to ask?

[@ellie4176]

@@luigidavid5136 YES ITS SO FUNNY. look up cloud honey bee mod, something should show up.

[@luigidavid5136]

@@ellie4176 Omg I’m impressed at how well he can dance in heels

[@voiceofthelegion578]

The part that really got me was Cloud, with all the subtlety of a bull in a china shop, yelling "the mayor" into the faces of innocent employees while Barret is knocking down and dragging around every unoccupied chair in the break room.

[@DrakineRazorwing]

Someone really needs to diagnose Cloud for those chronic migraines he evidently has

[@plutopeppers]

therapy under the rotting pizza? unlikely

[@tlesser-aase7394]

@@plutopeppers That's what Seventh Heaven was for. Shinra can't let the slums have nice things...

[@Soulraven2735]

As someone with chronic migraines, I can sympathize with Cloud.

[@chessecoffepan9291]

HAHAHAHAHA THESE CHRONIC MIGRAINES They are from before, the past of Cloud is somewhat turbulent

[@arinwendeeriadorskaya6917]

Well, in the OG he eventually gets a certain form of "therapy" from Tifa

[@Awsumsaus1412]

The sass from this man is unreal 😂

[@thescarletwitch9122]

“The mayor.”

[@landen4901]

WHEEZING OVER THAT TO BE CONTINUED MEME WITH RUDE Also just that whole “It’s a hard knock life” montage was great

[@Zarathustra_infinite]

Mans needs advil

[@xdsmile5359]

Yes this part my favorite

[@MariusBoss11458]

The fact that I gave up 40 minutes ago on that fight makes it just...

[@CrescentMint]

The Sauce The Mayor: a sequel

[@Vandarera]

The Mayor Sauce

[@CloudStrife-rw8bj]

The Mayor's Sauce.

[@bensophin]

Sauce mayor

[@camerontroscianiec5320]

Cloud needs to drink some water with all those headaches he's having

[@jasminkrieger8464]

Aspirin for him

[@jasminkrieger8464]

Sephiroth does the jedisith mindbreak

[@1-_Cloud-_-Strife_-6]

Im fine.

[@EddValdez]

You forgot "To get free sh*t? Not my style" "I'm looking for cats?"

[@carrie1419]

Yesss

[@tlesser-aase7394]

I wanted to defend Cloud so much when Tifa was letting the old lady talk that way to him.

[@BruceWayne-ys4iq]

yeah she was bitchy for no reason lmao

[@NirvanaVon16]

Ik I would defend my baby to ❤️

[@reaperofthings]

Literally everyone was bitching about Cloud’s existence and how they wouldn’t have cared if he died right in front of him and Tifa, but she didn’t give a shit unless Cloud bit back. It really pissed me off. Especially that scene in the bar where everyone but Jessie treats him like an outsider because Tifa “needs to spend some time with the gang”.

[@vhamer123]

Same dude I was like “ bro SHE came at him FIRST”

[@rere_bunny]

Same, like what did he do to you?! So annoying, and Tifa not defending the poor dude. She started, damn.

[@artemis1993]

"I don't dance" You're right Cloud, you don't dance. You *MURDER* the dance floor!

[@imdragonqueengirl]

Tifa: “Let’s get down to business, shall we?” Me: LETS! GET DOWN! TO BUSINESS! TO DEFEAT! THE HUUUNS!

[@aghataskipyskipy3791]

I understod that reference!

[@phantomtrak6007]

"Lets get down to business, I don't got no time to play around what is this"

[@giacomociogli7631]

If you read this WITHOUT singing then you didnt read it at all.

[@Bird_Nerd_Kae]

I THOUGHT THE SAME THING

[@ChimeraLotietheBunny]

Lol

[@otakamerd1220]

Anyone: Cloud, can you.. Cloud: Oh no, my chronic headaches! *sigh*

[@FernandoAlvarez-mp6wp]

JAJAJA

[@smithyandt5168]

No one: Literally no one: Cloud: The Mayor.

[@usernamesarestupid7104]

Cloud sounds personally offended when he says “I was joking”

[@cynicalidealist11]

Cloud is now one of my favorite video game characters ever, coming from someone who hasn't played the original or any other final fantay game before this.

[@tankman2624]

I've played all of the og ff7 And I'm waiting for part 2 T-T

[@breadlord6698]

I like Sephy more

[@breadlord6698]

What's so funny?

[@breadlord6698]

All i did is cal sephiroth a name

[@TheGlory16]

Same

[@AfternoonWolfSpice]

It’s interesting to note Cloud doesn’t just get headaches from memories of the past, but memories from the future too.

[@DelanoSeven7]

That means Cloud is the new Wielder of the Monado

[@hungrywarnergaming5263]

Cloud is the new Bruno and we don’t talk about Bruno

[@bensophin]

​@@hungrywarnergaming5263 SSEVEN FOOT FRAME😨 RATS ALONG HIS BACK🐀WHEN HE CALLS📞 YOUR NAME IT ALL FADES🫥 TO BLACK

[@high-levelsimp2379]

They really hinted at Cloud being able to dance by making him say "I don't dance" instead of "I can't dance"

[@the-ma-an]

Rude: Go home and stay there. Aerith: You know I can't do that! Rude: *Can't think of a comeback *

[@urdadsjuicyazz5546]

"You really hear that." "Damm straight i do!" "Get help."

[@pink-sheep-sorcerer]

DURING THE HARD KNOCK LIFE PART WILL SOMEBODY TELL MY WHY I KEPT HEARING CLOUD SAY SH*T? "INSTEAD OF KISSES WE GET S H I T"

[@ruivilasboas4276]

During what part??

[@pink-sheep-sorcerer]

@@ruivilasboas4276 0:35

[@ruivilasboas4276]

@@pink-sheep-sorcerer thanks

[@sarahifarrera8450]

I love how he's so fricking stoic when dancing

[@perseuslove1335]

His grumbling at the bar while Tifa was talking made me laugh my ass off while playing the other day lol

[@katsu558]

3:33 *"Whip it out? I've done this before, watch this."* _Oh?_ 😳

[@dj_nahji]

I thought I was the only one 😂

[@Pictocheat]

He says, as he handles an orb.

[@932ForeverLove]

Cloud’s deadpan stone face while Barrett is passionately yelling about the planet in pain… 😂😂😂

[@tanyakwankis]

My boy Cody Christian did such a good job voicing Cloud. I love them both so much haha.

[@luciencross3736]

You forgot when they leave the first reactor. Where Jessie shouts at Cloud to move faster. And that he has no time to loot the place. He straight up tells her to shut up and move along. Mans wants his treasure.

[@cradiculous]

"Tell me what you cherish most. Give me the pleasure of taking it from you." the mayor

[@chocobocloudstrife5697]

The mayor...

[@cradiculous]

@@chocobocloudstrife5697 You're suddenly appearing everywhere, kind of like myself.

[@chocobocloudstrife5697]

@@cradiculous yeah I know

[@Hello-pink-blackwhite]

@@cradiculous?

[@DuskPShermanWallaby123]

2:32 literally radiates "I don't dance (the song)" energy

[@user-tq3zr9wj8i]

Cloud: i don't dance After seeing aerith cheering for him Cloud: how is my dance aerith? 🕺

[@FernandoAlvarez-mp6wp]

He did it because he was worried about Tifa.

[@daeith1233]

@@FernandoAlvarez-mp6wp no.

[@pastelara4242]

@@daeith1233 thats literally the whole plotline in that arc 😭

[@daeith1233]

@@pastelara4242 nope it definitely doesn't fit Cloud style to dance in order to save people, he litteraly went on stage after seeing Aerith reaction, also the descriptions of the danse scene in interviews or in the Ultimania doesn't mension Tifa at all, only Aerith (for the song mostly) or Zack

[@nohemi6899]

@@pastelara4242 Cloud danced because 1. He saw Aerith cheering for him. 2. He thought about what a cool SOLDIER (Zack) would do in this situation, which is give it his all.

[@hyruleguy9569]

THE SAUCE

[@bobbobbo5278]

I’m lost in the SAUCE

[@VinMann]

The Mayor

[@hyruleguy9569]

@@VinMann ...Is the best!

[@Soulraven2735]

JUST WHIP IT OUT!

[@adrianoarne-ritz249]

THE SOOOOOS

[@N.Valentine]

Cloud is my spirit animal, I love this guy-in Rebirth he got even better

[@caro5320]

honestly he's such a mood

[@lanafair2625]

"What would you say that last one looked like" "Looks dead now" will never not have me cry

[@kodi2329]

Cloud knows he’s ✨ *pretty* ✨.

[@ellorasg4525]

Clouds headaches are kind of really relatable

[@lastpringle8904]

This whole journey is to get the headache tablets that President Shinra has for Cloud's almost unbearable heartache

[@lovefromwonderland]

He acts like a grumpy toddler whenever he's asked to do stuff lmao

[@akinocissie]

5:06 Barret: "Guess we'll take a long time with those mayor things so I bought my chair ! Damn... those stairs.... really killed me...."

[@miakarochelle]

did he just rolled eyes at 1:59 2:00? hahahaha

[@plutopeppers]

i like to think so :D

[@abcd34937]

He did it to Tifa too, at 'Don Corneo's' mansion.

[@ultimate1769]

its only 59 floors bro

[@TsujiCross]

Barret: smh

[@astralbaby6962]

"A man has fallen into river in Lego City!" 5:37

[@vanessadixon5544]

“i’m doing my best😾😕” THAT WAS ADORABLEEEEEEEE

[@user-zw9ii9pk6b]

yooo this was a great ff7r comp! solid edits & great comedic timing, well done.

[@plutopeppers]

i'm glad to hear that! thanks :)

[@ThanatosMist]

Our favorite spikey boi Also gotta love the attitude he has. He's just done with everyone 24/7

[@Sofia-vy4qq]

This video is so well done. The “the mayor” scene just cracked me up,. Oh boy, how I love the balance of comedy and drama in this game.

[@Joonivy]

The thing is, I played the OG and watched Advent Children when I was in high school. so he's sorta like that badass, cool, edgy, protagonist I have a crush on. Now I'm playing the remake as a 27 (now 30 for the Rebirth) years old and he kinda feels like a teenager in puberty with poor social skills but just have that adorableness that make u wanna protecc and cant be mad. On another note this made me laugh so much, thank you hahahaha

[@dracothenargala5391]

Cloud: *I don't dance* But nobody said, *you can't dance*

[@lucile_luv5914]

Cloud : "Nailed it I know thank you, moving on" is by far my fav line

[@antonioarredondo9680]

Cloud: I dont dance Also Cloud: *Proceeds to make the sauciest dance of the decade*

[@Oddfosshaugbagi]

Sauciest?

[@TheArtFox-yk1qk]

Idk why I see Cloud as some irritated fussy and fluffy cat. (That's why cats hate him, because he reminds them of them). 😾

[@SilveryBlue1010]

Even when dancing, he still look so done.. XD

[@politicalmavenDC]

Cloud’s right, he doesn’t dance *He Performs* ✨✨✨

[@akirachaossuta]

ThE MaYOr!!1!11

[@SDSizumi26]

2 things i loved about this remake 1: Cloud being Cloud 2: The chef of THIS PEAR and COOKING THEME

[@rozalinmartin6486]

THIS IS SO FUNNY I CANT STOP LAUGHINGGG

[@hairlord306]

Tifa: talking Cloud: loud groaning

[@smsmsmsmsmsm]

“Get this poor man some Advil” 😭💀 YES IM CRYING WKSKSSJAHAHE

[@kukusikpiu7325]

Cloud: - Get help. Loki: - We r NOT doing "get help". 🤣🤣🤣

[@jekellhides]

Captain America: - I understood that reference!

[@MoroFullmetal]

I am DYING over the “hard knock life” scene lol omg

[@captain0V]

Cloud just wants to be left alone 😭✋

[@TurtleBug8643]

I LOVE THAT WE HAVE FANS LIKE THIS FOR THIS GAME 🤣😭

[@birdiebirdiee]

2:16 "Looks dead now" GOD THIS MAN IS SO FUNNY WITHOUT EVEN FUCKING REALIZING IT

[@Ilicia_08]

I love Cloud so much 😂 Lol “I was JOKING 😑” I need to replay this game. I miss the Cloud sass.

[@TonyPajamaz]

Don't dance doesn't mean can't dance

[@BigBoris]

Something I’d like to point out, which may not be true but could be interesting anyway, is when Cloud says “Nailed it, I know, thank you, moving on” he looks at the viewers instead of Tifa. I like to think that this is the developers telling us they “nailed it” upon bringing back this scene. Cloud speaks for the devs. Thanks Cloud.

[@NoctLightCloud]

0:59 felt like a mocking to every useless side quest in every RPG ever😂 4:32 I FREAKIN DIED, GUYS!🤣👍

[@ashy3604]

0:58 school lectures be like

[@XenoZen_]

A bit to real there lol.

[@LeafTea1421]

loll

[@isauracorona2935]

1:08 *Cloud: I just wanna get out here...*

[@OmegaZ07]

Girl: Hello there, what will it be for you today? Cloud:The Mayor.

[@Kolkwitziae]

Cloud: I don't dance 😐 also cloud: *literally dances perfectly*

[@RXVZ0]

T H E M A Y O R

[@ceciliabeatriz7426]

T H E S A U C E !

[@mustafu4032]

cloud best boy 😔✊

[@novastar5431]

Cody did a great job with portraying Cloud

[@RPGKingdom64]

Lost it at LET ME IIIIIN! Like, why are they trying to get through that big arse vault door like that 🤣 so many things I overlooked in the moment 🤪

[@KtotheJ524]

“I don’t think the stairs are talking.” “Duh I mean.. *Really thinks wtf is wrong with cloud* duh”

[@sorasilvestre580]

more like Cloud being my favorite character for 6 minutes straight

[@danielpajda7424]

3:00 So long eh-Cloud!

[@hybridink394]

0:32 Me trying to remember wtf I went into the next room for.

[@lwhitted6635]

I have watched this more than 20 times in the last 3 weeks and I still laugh everytime. Man, as soon as I saw cloud hitting the door with his sword, and then hearing the banging when you play as tifa, I lost it during the game. 😂 Yes cloud, because hitting a GIANT VAULT DOOR with your sword is magically going to make it open lmaoo