“I'm Chris Hansen." "No you’re not." "Yes, I am." "No you're not!”

[@Waltham1892]

"I really can't afford to be arrested..." Don't worry Sir, its free of charge.

[@eccentriq1014]

This deserves more likes😂

[@robprocks]

@@eccentriq1014 For real!! 🤣😂🤣😂

[@msgriffinhive]

And so is being an idiot

[@Tristan-jt3id]

It actually costs money to be arrested. Court fees and what not

[@msgriffinhive]

@@Tristan-jt3id WHY MUST YPU RUIN THIS

[@flowerprincess1615]

“I deal with kids all the time” ooh buddy that was the wrong choice of words

[@japhethmoses5185]

FlowerPrincess16 lmfaooo ikr

[@MsMel-gs7xe]

HEHEHEHE!!!!!! 😂

[@JackieFuckingChan]

Hello princess...

[@kingzingo1784]

Lmao

[@r.6731]

😂😂😂

[@synthogd808]

At least his hair and eyebrows knew better than to come over

[@melaniewheeler1655]

For real 😂

[@Mr07008]

AHAHAHAH

[@balencixo]

LMAOOO

[@Rulle666]

@@unsub8321 Your face knew better than to show up on your profile picture as well!

[@wokeex6770]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dumpsta-divrr365]

"He's 32 with a bachelors degree, is obsessed with pizza, and smokes a lot of weed" they really felt the need to hit us with his dating profile real quick

[@stephanehuguenin6775]

They also really rubbed in the fact that he hadn't graduated from MIT but a "small New York college" - ngl that was kind of a petty jab by the producers 😂

[@littilwood]

It's basically grindr for Chis Hansen. He's super into predators in handcuffs.

[@solidbanjobanjo9367]

@@stephanehuguenin6775an hilarious jab!

[@crankymcgee]

@@stephanehuguenin6775 When you "translate" the math stuff on his shirt, it spells out MIT.

[@76marji]

​@@_AlpineButterfly_🤔 🤨sounds more like *ROLF* 💩 HARRIS, to me! 🤢

[@worm2576]

“I deal with kids all the time” not a good thing to say in front of Chris Hanson

[@medicalcal]

thanks for the info, DIO.

[@lextherex1025]

LMAO

[@Andy-xl9gz]

😂 Ikr

[@chrispham6599]

Famous last words

[@user-fd3ip5ff6z]

W O R M pedos are mostly white. I’m kroean woman i don’t know white culture I live in korea But I know there’s something weird in white people culture

[@ivroxxd]

Later on, as hansen was lying down in his bed at night, that question came back to his mind.. "am i really chris hansen?"

[@ZombryaTheDark]

I read that in his voice lmao

[@hibikimaiku]

😆😆😆

[@ezzanz961]

Unpopular Opinion 🤣

[@juliusminaj]

ZombryaTheDark same lmao

[@anthonylaudano9751]

What a low life DORK.COULDNT GET LAYED IN A MORG

[@OrganicDolphin]

“He’s obsessed with pizza” Why did they feel we needed to know that.

[@babylonisfallen4411]

A question I asked myself as well. Plus where is their evidence ? simply bringing pizza implies obsession I guess

[@3ves]

*pizza gate*

[@saltinecracker491]

@@babylonisfallen4411 He probably said it and they just didnt show us.

[@babylonisfallen4411]

Well I demand proof. You can't go around making bold accusations like that without proof.

[@sakurito55]

Astro Dan watch pizza gate videos and you’ll understand

[@coldsandwich_skates]

why is it so hard to understand that when someone says “i’m 13” and you’re above the age of consent that you LEAVE THE CONVERSATION

[@TheGosgosh]

Not before dropping „wtf are you doing unsupervised on the internet“, but otherwise I fully agree

[@coldsandwich_skates]

@ yeah of course, i would literally encourage them to tell a parent then immediately leave 😭

[@Yhwach908]

No i wouldn't

[@CrizzyEyes]

​@TheGosgosh I was browsing the internet starting at like 10, basically unsupervised. There were a couple of times my parents went through browser history and found porn but other than that, I knew not to give any personal info to anyone.

[@kylemenos]

People who have no business there are never there, that's why.

[@Rightopinionhaver]

“Please guys let me go home” ok guys wrap it up he said we can’t arrest him

[@CoRLex-jh5vx]

His -mom- self said no

[@musblue2599]

He's not that white 😂

[@colbyfletcher7825]

Yeet

[@phenomenaljone]

Michael Lucas 😩😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🔥

[@beastcarleeto707]

@@colbyfletcher7825 r/ihavereddit

[@SuperSara924]

“I’m gonna get arrested if I go out that door” Dude you’re gonna get arrested no matter what door you go out

[@JDUCSUDMU38948]

Half Blood Scum lmfaooo true, I was waiting for him to start throwing things

[@stellawilliamoldvideosofch3856]

Hehe

[@AlphaQHard]

„What if I just flush myself down the toilet like the piece of shit that I am?”

[@carnagezone4268]

@@AlphaQHard this is the First comment to actually make me lol. Thank you, have a like and a cookie.

[@useenmebefore5486]

Even if he comes out of the closet?

[@sofiasorace]

“ He’s wearing a shirt popular with MIT graduates. But he didn’t go there, he went to a small New York college.” Man these guys throwing shade

[@GoldandAppel]

Perpetrating.

[@patrickobrien5311]

that shirt is cool tho, simplified the equation says "MIT"

[@mjf2891]

Golden Pants that shirt is cute though, built good

[@Kate21561]

LMAO, lkr?

[@georgea.4125]

@Shalexia Davis They just want to show he is phony and that he wears a shirt in attempt to make himself look like an MIT graduate, while he just went to a small college. It's all about hypocrisy and deception in other areas in his life other than child hunting.

[@gamerchosis6666]

Chris Hansen- I'm Chris Hansen Mike- No you're not Chris Hansen- * proceeds to slowly fade out of existence *

[@billiebravotv6172]

The way I hollered laughing

[@matilibici]

​@@billiebravotv6172 hollered? 😂 😅 🤣. I don't think I've heard this word since 1990's when I lived in the south! 😂. You mean LOL? 😂

[@Eddi3xBac0n]

Morty song starts playing

[@ccbgaming6994]

“You’re Frieda Gomam”

[@filteredvitaminsubstance5302]

Chris: yes I am Mike: no, you're not Chris: No I'm not Mike: Yes, you ar- oh dang it.

[@dskcis]

“I really can’t afford to get arrested” You tryna buy a Premium cell or something?

[@Rex-golf_player810]

Otherwise he gets a shitload of prison ads

[@mustardyboi4187]

レックスRex That’s when you know you have to uninstall the prison

[@anonymoustranscriber2869]

Ew, a roblox profile picture.

[@conastel3023]

@@anonymoustranscriber2869 Probably just a kid man, let it be. They'll grow up

[@dskcis]

Conastel k

[@cocaha8733]

Caillou should have said that he has dyslexia and he was there to meet a 31 year old.

[@JohnGenova]

Cocaha 87 that would of been brilliant

[@mcdonaldsselever5095]

Lmao this deserves more likes

[@emmachance2993]

you are clever

[@truth517]

Cocaha 87 Good one! 😂😂😂

[@LoisAGrimm]

😂😂😂😂

[@Sandy_thesquirrel]

Imagine turning on the tv to see ur math tutor talking to Chris Hanson

[@gocubbies6577]

Actually?

[@Sandy_thesquirrel]

@Austin M. Chill bro ok

[@gocubbies6577]

was he ur tutor

[@Sandy_thesquirrel]

@@gocubbies6577 No I was just sayinf

[@Sandy_thesquirrel]

@Austin M. Ok I get it

[@patriciaburleson5720]

He was protecting her from people like him. Are you kidding me!!

[@lusceanhendricks6309]

Bro what💀

[@serenitygilles7064]

He doesn't want competition 🤮🤮🤮

[@76marji]

​@@serenitygilles7064🤨😝😹🤢

[@VisualAugment]

"He got his math degree from a *S M A L L* New York College." Hansen be roasting these boys so lowkey.

[@CiaobellaAmour]

inovaG 💀😹🤣

[@mrooter5900]

inovaG men*

[@kevinflowers463]

it was completely unnecessary to bring up the shirt he was wearing to just point out he didn't go to MIT lmao

[@Eyeriz2014]

@@kevinflowers463 No, It was completely unnecessary for him to go to hang out with a minor. Anyone walking through those doors are going to get roasted by Chris Hansen.

[@JBrander]

@@kevinflowers463 Nah, when you commit to the deed of walking through those doors to meet that underage girl, you are open season and fair game for all kinds of roasting.

[@Mark-xf1ot]

“Police, put your hands behind your back.” “Please guys I can’t” “Alright boys he can’t so let’s pack it up and go home, sir you’re free to go.”

[@GM-dg6mj]

*roll credit

[@PROVOO.1]

lmao

[@miabeardmore]

lol

[@BASEBALLHISTOR]

25 + 13 = 20 yrs lmao

[@melitonorozcojr.8099]

🤭🤭

[@bw2481]

"I deal with kids all the time..." Not your best argument, sir.

[@perryjudson364]

I read this the second he said that😂

[@realniaimani]

Breeshia Wade right 😂😂😭😭

[@1snikta]

Definitely not the best choice of words.. You're going down math tutor.

[@tommykupper2540]

I read this as soon as he said it😂😂😂

[@ciaranfxfilms]

Perry Judson same 😂😹🤣

[@nickgodfrey1148]

Thank god for people like Mike Manzi: he came over to make sure the underage girl he’d been sending dirty messages to, wasn’t being taken advantage of by an older man. Hero. 👌

[@ItsZombiefied]

What a loyal man.

[@nickgodfrey1148]

@ Yep. If there were only more men like him……

[@MadIsTheHatter]

“I came here to save this girl from guys like me” pretty much his defense

[@1amNumberOne]

Omg...this is SO FUCKIN FUNNY...I dont understand how no one else could be talking about this fact

[@henrijs1733]

self-burn haha

[@ndhdhdbjendidnd1246]

That's what I call, self defence

[@TimSlee1]

Other predators have made the same shitty excuse.

[@Vo1torbz]

Lol I thought that too

[@Meg-lv8fo]

Math tutors: 13 + 32 = 45 Chris Hanson: 13 + 32 = trouble

[@cEreal-X2X]

😂😂😂 good comment

[@mranonymous6629]

😂😂😂

[@fgpercent4927]

If u would have wrote Chris Hansen this would’ve been top comment for sure

[@makdanie]

hahah

[@memyself1176]

😂😂😂😂

[@hussfilms6852]

Looks like he’s about to steal the chipmunks

[@userh8323]

Huss F Oh my-

[@andertap_silvaroid]

IM YODELING

[@jacobbienke7819]

Most underated KZbin comment ever hahaha

[@Trozenator]

HAHAHAHAHAHAA

[@fatimasoto8404]

😂😂😭😭

[@LetJesusTouchUrLife]

Gosh, I am 32 years old and I can't imagine even thinking of a 13-year-old that way. That's DISGUSTING. Look how red he is. He is so guilty; he knows he was there for a sick, perverted fantasy. I'm glad he got caught.

[@behindthen0thing]

It was the cialus he took

[@annagitana1]

It’s so gross. Like that’s a little kid. I still crawled into bed with my mom after a nightmare at that age. I can’t imagine. The thing is, they get off on destroying by innocence.

[@JusttrustSans]

That's the thing, I'm not sure these idiotic creatures actually think. (i won't refer to them as human)

[@jaeger9654]

Some girls in their 14-16 can be finished Puberty, they got puberty faster. But 18 is like almost everyone finishing puberty

[@anonnymous31]

You're attracted to the physical side, not the age.

[@-Wreckanize-]

Chris - "I'm Chris Hansen" Mike - "No you're not" Chris - "Damn he's good, alright you're free to go"

[@bcbrandonbc9674]

Wreckanize 😭😭😭😭

[@TheRetrostorian]

Speech 100

[@-Wreckanize-]

@@TheRetrostorian Thanks! Means a lot

[@claudiariedel5777]

He's trying to get serious way to soon,so Hansen had to simply intervene. They have a serious problem, but take no responsibility.

[@OKTANE0]

Chris Hansen: "Damn... what if I'm not Chris Hansen... What if I'm a clone of Chris Hansen, and the real Chris Hansen is dead..."

[@TheeeDave556]

The worst thing that could happen to Caillou in the future.

[@reislashbai]

Things are getting wild in Caillou's house tonight

[@TheeeDave556]

@Strawberry Orphan lmao, I can Google it

[@turcanudan9386]

The worst, and yet...the likeliest

[@KajunMs39]

Lol!! Good one

[@MatridoxRBLX]

DavidzToyz underrated comment

[@michaelalguire419]

I guess he didn't figure out the probability of getting caught.

[@Freeky_Deeky]

DAMN 😂

[@cabbageman2184]

Why is this so underrated?

[@danielpowers2191]

Michael Alguire Outstanding move.

[@pepperonipickle8845]

lmaooo

[@austinsmithston2762]

Michael Alguire likely

[@dumpsta-divrr365]

7:42 "UUGH PLEASE!!" like his mom took away his nintendo is so fucking funny

[@DeliaCesena415]

Did he really just say “I came here to make sure she wasn’t hanging out with older men”? YOU’RE THE OLDER MANNNN

[@mandero6682]

What a dummy 😭

[@DuFREAKY]

Delia Lopez lemme hit

[@DeliaCesena415]

EDB byeeee 😂😂

[@DeliaCesena415]

CSD do you ready think that? 😂

[@SUPERSMASHJONY]

MAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!

[@toripai94]

Its hilarious that they filmed someone aggressively writing 32+13 😂😂

[@ChickenMaster7]

When is that lol

[@toripai94]

@@ChickenMaster7 @ 00:30

[@captainhandcock3169]

45 good luck on that math test

[@TheReverantChoir]

He didn’t even write trouble on the board lmao

[@MyDomo1988]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@zxck876]

Chris Hansen’s one liners are smoother than that dudes head.

[@rocketbaboon2003]

Zack lmao he is a professional talker after all

[@zxck876]

Rocket Baboon Hahaha

[@thicok4555]

To bad Chris went to jail to

[@rocketbaboon2003]

Elias hell yes at least it wasn’t him being a predator

[@bunbo1812]

@@thicok4555 he got arrested? what did Chris do?

[@n8dagr828ng]

There's just something about that man's look. He exudes *Hello. I am new to the neighborhood and am legally required to tell you so.*

[@hyperionman420]

Chris: "I'm Chris Hansen' Pedo: "No you're not" Police, sweating: "Damn, he's good"

[@esidisi732]

Handsome Jack you should purge pedophiles with your Hyperion Bots, and my Supreme Leader Admiral General Aladine will also Nuke them

[@ledfloyd9035]

@@esidisi732 I'd literally find all the butt stallions in the universe just to see this.

[@DarKnightFatal]

Jack how do you feel for not being in borderlands 3

[@therealityofitall4819]

I will never understand why would anyone wanna hurt children and animals? I don't get it! SMH! And your comment is hilarious 😂 by the way..

[@NewYTpremiumAcc]

Is the show back

[@amaljudejoseph5066]

Chris : 32+13=? Me : 45 Chris : trouble Me : damn math is tough

[@kurosakibell9982]

Lol

[@lefreakful]

omg you win the best comment today! hilarious!

[@r.coffman1431]

I answered, prison....guess we were both wrong lol

[@mashonoid]

my answer was 46

[@phataposter7709]

Quick math

[@xZak-A-42]

Predator: I can't guys please, I can't, GUYSSS Police chief: Alright guys he can't, just let him go

[@valmaks9531]

lol

[@mistersancho2765]

White privilege at its finest lol

[@wtfytyty6890]

ValenTINA except they didn’t let him go

[@hellfire3653]

@@mistersancho2765 what kind of dumbass insult was that supposed to be

[@limpfinger12]

He can't. He WON'T.

[@sonichuizcool7445]

There are so many of them out there... It's a huge percentage of our population who have this sickness

[@TrustJesus333]

Not sickness….choosing evil intent.

[@MF_JONES]

​@@TrustJesus333 spot the religious guy

[@TrustJesus333]

@@MF_JONES ….that spots The Truth.👍

[@MF_JONES]

@@TrustJesus333 you're right. I have now seen the light 🕯️

[@TrustJesus333]

@@MF_JONES Wonderful.💕

[@Pardoxia]

Boy's out here lookin' like Humpty Dumpty. And boy did he have great fall.

[@giulis3315]

Pardoxia i’m wheezing😂

[@lodoniakhaye4341]

hahaha

[@Zolexr]

😂😂

[@victoriafebo-cruz5259]

This deserves more attention😂😂

[@mechanicman3305]

Na he looking like the characters coneheads in that movie 😭😂😭😂

[@jackrainey87]

“I’m concerned...She’s talking to people that are a lot younger. - that are a lot older.” Talking about himself.

[@Docta_Tma]

Haha, yeah it was a freudian slip of the tongue.

[@Someone-xy4bc]

"we smoked about that a little bit" was another good one

[@rham8090]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAAH

[@Tubalcain422]

He should have asked Chris Hanson, “Don’t you think YOUR a bit old to be here in a house with a 13 year old girl?”

[@iamhorcruxer]

Tubal Cain yea then maybe the cops woulda arrested Hanson instead

[@StefanyxHerrera]

“Because 32+13 adds up to trouble” I love Chris’ one liners lol

[@camdenwyeth316]

@@martinc1842 yeah I bet that's gonna work nice one

[@martinc1842]

Faithleap gonna work for what? I was just making a statement

[@junkyarddanubis3116]

@@martinc1842 Game: 10/10

[@martinc1842]

MaddenLightning thx luv 😎

[@leemichael2154]

Yeah he's great on the spot with his brutal retorts?!? 😯

[@ishowinertia]

I like the older guy who tells him which way to leave. Calm and composed

[@Nr8k]

“I’m Chris Hansen, and you’re watching Disney channel”

[@-Wreckanize-]

*wand wave*

[@DMTInfinity]

*#lolz*

[@jakewhiston6461]

If this was on Disney channel that would be uncomfortable and hilarious

[@tonyfortier8835]

@@jakewhiston6461 If chris hansen was at disney the entire head staff would get jailed. Lol

[@sylviadyme9597]

@@tonyfortier8835 oof 😂

[@taif5257]

He wanted to check the house for spare eyebrows

[@SGT_Allum]

And his wig

[@TheArtOfDean]

Tai F hahahahaha! Nice... and probably right.

[@loganlight7758]

I laughed way to hard at that comment lol. Shit got me weak lmao, bro probably smoked his eyebrows

[@Leo-xq9mt]

🤣🤣🤣

[@rasmuskock8077]

Yall got anymore of them eyebrows?

[@angelbluue4303]

"Come on, you're 32, you go nothing else to do on a sunday?" I love how he like, always lowkey mocks these people.

[@masterroshi4750]

Angel Bluue he def loves his job

[@fugue6943]

@Führer des Benutzers you sound 15

[@fugue6943]

@Führer des Benutzers lmaooo, true

[@j4ward95]

So true!!!

[@rein2430]

Wat would possess them to talk to a 12 year old?? Like I have never understood that....I woke up today like any other day and never once thought about messing around with a little boy or girl because I was bored or alone at home. It just never crossed my mind, that's wat I find weird about pedophiles because they actually take time out of their day to talk to someone so young and wanna do things with them. Maybe I'm just looking way too much into it hahaha idk 🤷‍♂️ I will never get wat pedophiles think in their brains. Wat goes on inside their mind. Sickos.

[@Sound1one]

I wouldn’t go to a womans house who I’ve never actually met if she was my age(42).Way too many things could go wrong with that.The fact that these dudes show up at random children’s houses where even more stuff could go wrong is unbelievable to me.

[@cjhoward409]

He should be lucky that daddy didn’t come home first. And I know this was a sting operation and she was older than 13 but you know

[@gb123-ej8wh]

This was 30 years ago, parents left their children home alone all the time and there was no shortage of perverts waiting to take advantage of them.

[@jacobhargiss3839]

Well, what's the likelihood there will be 2 monsters in the same place?

[@ghost_type_gaming670]

He sounds like a kid begging his parents not to take his phone away

[@daithishepherd2756]

After being caught for watching minecraft porn

[@TheShape.]

@@daithishepherd2756 Wait.. that's TOO specific 🧐

[@anbuldz--5819]

Your pfp 😭

[@goofygoober4531]

@@anbuldz--5819 💀💀💀

[@sebebse9094]

ye ik, I can't be the only one who thinks this was faked

[@theavataroni]

This show had to be cancelled due to Chris Hansen no longer believing he was Chris Hansen.

[@dr.steinman.rockvath3763]

XD hot damn that's great!

[@James-pb4nv]

Oh my god I'm finnished 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bubba8751]

Y did it get canceled tho ???

[@lavayachelsea2638]

Lmfao I'm dying

[@patricksurname5793]

@Geneticfreek no lol. It was because a DA got caught on this show and then fled to his home and offed himself. Kind of hard to run this tv show after that.

[@Ujermaikan]

“I deal with kids all the time” Yes. That’s comforting.

[@thunderocker343]

LMAO

[@oliviaaa7258]

@Deez Nuts I JUST REALIZDD

[@howardgofstein7366]

haha!

[@ayamekrissy4760]

lol yeah, more like a red flag instead lmao

[@martinezquien5322]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jmWko6OiiZV_g6c dude got caught again asking little girls to get naked. Some people just never learn

[@brigghhtomega]

This is a very, very, very dangerous man. Next time he'll make sure he doesn't get caught.

[@davidfallows6153]

Everyone gangsta till Chris hansen come through the door

[@bigdoubleo8830]

David Fallows psh on god

[@myapologiesmissgurl5069]

Chris Hansen is a real one 😂😂 he’s so savage lol

[@bayarea123]

R. lil chris tha savage

[@oldschoolplanet5896]

True everybody is hard till cops show up -K-RINO-

[@gurviratwal8170]

David Fallows everyone a math tutor till chris hansen come through the door

[@jasmer6754]

Chris Hansen is always like a dad who caught his kid lying about doing homework or something. Like he's not mad, just disappointed.

[@jahrocky1860]

"But you see how this looks right?" 🤣🤣🤣

[@dudeman3973]

“You’ve got nothing else to do on a Sunday?”

[@Austin-wg8is]

In a way, that is worse

[@kiera6326]

Jasmer C+ “Take a seat over here and we’ll talk a little.”

[@gumballguy34]

Lol instead of neglecting to do homework it's attempted sex with a child

[@Philbythelake]

“His shirt is popular with MIT graduates. He did not go there” 💀

[@CalQaida]

Shit Mr Hansen! Why you gotta do him like that?

[@JohnJ149]

Hansen be cooking these dudes fr

[@jademaldonado9247]

😭😂😭😂😭 fucking killed me lol

[@aquamarine0023]

Chris is the OG and doesn't play 😂

[@bgrm1069]

Hansen taking Big W's

[@enigmathegrayman2953]

I loved when he kept begging to leave.

[@terrymccherry3238]

“Not that door. This one.” “No, because then I’ll get arrested.” Pretty sure you’re getting arrested no matter what door you leave out of.

[@lucritix]

“Shit guys he went out the wrong door can’t arrest him

[@terrymccherry3238]

@@lucritix 😂😂😂

[@ang3licfire843]

🤣😂🤣

[@deafmusician2]

I said my name was Chris Hanson, not Monty Hall.

[@steveneptun7580]

Dude really thought he could get off scot free if he just picked door #2

[@Infrared-nyne]

"Are there police outside?" "I'll get to that in a minute" LMAOO

[@xxxxxxxxx1652]

:')

[@krissy7342]

Pichu Literally in a minute.

[@SUGAR_XYLER]

😄😄😄😄

[@jthegreat3627]

💀

[@Riatehmonstrrbunneh]

Pichu c-can you please t-tell me now cuz....cuz....*realizes he’s fucked*

[@zionanderson8166]

chris hansen is the ceo of “you see how this looks.”

[@SunBunz]

and the president of "Why don't you have a seat, right there."

[@chenanigans6437]

Chris “if you have anything you’d like to say” Hansen

[@yummymedic6675]

😂 you all have me laughing!

[@SunBunz]

And the duke of "Help me out, here!"

[@jujuespino1374]

And the god of “I have the transcripts”

[@CatchTheMarmosets]

I often automatically put myself in the shoes of the dudes in trouble so I start sweating and feeling bad for them, before remembering they’re predators 😂😂

[@Lisa-es9fg]

lol same. I think like "damn that would fucking SUCK" 😂

[@AlfredoGomez-kp4cf]

Oh my god I thought I was the only one and that I was just a weirdo lol

[@spaceturtle8889]

Haha you start remembering all the times you got in trouble in school or something and acted the way that predators act when they get caught

[@rachelomnom7373]

Omggg same! It’s sooo awkward watching these and then at the end I remember yes, they deserve this.

[@markshelling8345]

Plot twist: the girl was arrested for luring an egg to her home.

[@typierce5660]

Mark Shelling his head got more red by the minute

[@Soosph0id]

he looks like the goomba from the live action mario movie XD

[@brianweiss1403]

He is the eggman

[@brianweiss1403]

@@Soosph0id ohh my god he does thats the greatest comparison i ever heard thank you so much that is amazing

[@Soosph0id]

@@brianweiss1403 You could also say he looks like a live action gru but that would be complementing him on his appearance.

[@johnmickey5897]

That 32 year old man said he wanted to smoke weed with his 13 year old soul mate while her parents were away because he was concerned about her safety, yeah that's a real good defense.

[@aspiretoinspire7002]

I don't agree with it. However, they did not have enough evidence to charge and convict him. Had he not waived his right, he may have not been convicted of the felony. He was up to something, yes. But without any further evidence, they had to let him go. :/

[@mrsx7944]

@@aspiretoinspire7002 you're very wrong. They had him dead to rights. Going over there with intention to do drugs with an underage person is a felony.

[@mrsx7944]

These guys are so dumb it's unbelievable. They risk their entire livelihoods for a quickie.

[@aspiretoinspire7002]

@@mrsx7944 We all know what his intentions were. HOWEVER, they did not have enough evidence to charge him with what he SHOULD had been charged and convicted of. I agree that he was there for the sole purpose of having intercourse with a minor.

[@mrsx7944]

@@aspiretoinspire7002 he never actually mentioned intercourse tho. I'm referring to the intent to give a minor drugs. That's all he was charged with.

[@Johnny.ga.realtor]

“The only numbers this math tutor will be crunching today is how much his bail will be” CHRIS HANSEN WITH THE SHADE

[@edwardgaines6561]

That's like Eclipse-level shade!!! 🌒

[@kylevenetta7468]

😂

[@DoctorAlright]

Sheeeesh

[@MrTravisAl]

BARSSS

[@flxgld7096]

Its Ken kaniff from Connecticut

[@jordyschnaitman501]

It's incredible the way they launch into whatever tactic they are going to be using the moment Hansen asks them why they're there. In this case, he went for the "I was concerned about her talking to older people online". For others, they say they were confused and thought the girl was olrder or that they just wanted to hang out or whatever. And then it's also incredible to watch the tactic fall apart. They always seem to start with so much faux confidence though.

[@heathernikki5734]

“I knew what this was” 😂😂😂

[@camillastrand325]

It’s incredible the way these men will lie with their whole chest

[@ernesto_again]

“I really can’t afford to be arrested...” Police: *”Understandable, have a nice day”*

[@deedee4528]

Haahahahahahaha

[@gertjanvandermeij4265]

Well ..... why not ? it's free !

[@KillerToyMachine]

@@gertjanvandermeij4265 not for the tax payers

[@rasyohan5816]

😂😂😭

[@kimmoreels7950]

haha

[@marklanorio6640]

"But he didn't go there, he got his degree from a SMALL New York college." Bruh, Chris Hanson is savage lmfao.

[@tupperware1147]

L

[@mikebunting2805]

Im weak... Hahahahahahahaha

[@lyncooper4210]

I screamed😂😂

[@melo.30]

Lmao read this as he said that

[@jeremiasponce5199]

Frrrr

[@TheRetrostorian]

Hearing chris Hansen say "do you blaze?" is hilarious.

[@TheRetrostorian]

@no u "Do you blaze? Because I'm chris Hansen and I'm killing this blunt while you get arrested. Word " Hahhahaha I would die today and twice on saturday.

[@ARO323]

I could listen to Chris talk all day. He needs to do audio books lol

[@hyperion3145]

Anton Rowenski He does hour long streams on his channel

[@ARO323]

@@hyperion3145 yeah I know I've been watching them :)

[@gavinpowers1217]

He'll have blazed. He will have. If Chris Hansen has NEVER had a spliff in his hand I'm Jesus Christ!

[@goldencrisp4671]

People of America!! For the love of GOD! Don’t wave the 5th & 6th Amendments when you are arrested or being questioned by any law enforcement!

[@eamon2please]

*waive

[@hanoitripper1809]

What are those emandmenst

[@ryandoremus9325]

“The math shirt he is wearing is popular with MIT graduates. But he didn’t go there he went to a small college” Lmao love how this show subtly roast people

[@blazedone2583]

In a different episode: "He said he was 43, but that's not true. He's actually 44" *Chris Hansen speaking away from the mic* "Old ass"

[@MrColonelCool]

It’s the pettiness of it that makes it so hilarious

[@cannonballbriefs9992]

HE DOESNT EVEN GO HERE!

[@_officialjrg]

@@cannonballbriefs9992 50 minutes ago???

[@Willardboogurb]

Hahaha for real !

[@st3wp1d_cvnt]

“But he never calculated that I would be the one behind the curtain” Good one Chris. Good one.

[@Adeon55]

Heh heh hehhh!

[@audreys8739]

I just realized.

[@Khoithekoifish]

Wat

[@Cazador60140]

Behind the curtain is 'Behind the Ggreen Door'

[@TheMari0123]

This is HARRIBAL!

[@Ruthl3ss_c0rpze]

This is Haribo

[@smallpeen6939]

“I’m Chris Hansen” “no your not” *talks into ear piece under his breath* “this guys good what do I do?”

[@89kilemal]

Lol

[@griff714]

😂🤣

[@ahmadalbakri1601]

LMAOOO

[@FirstLast-yo5yf]

Chris Hansen: I'm Chris Hansen. Predator: No you're not. Show me your turtleneck!

[@kmeadows]

This killed me. 😂

[@sedlyholmes3722]

What Mike did not know is: 32 year old + 13 year old = *Chris Hansen*

[@cope2732]

Omg 😂

[@Febard]

Hahaha i chuckled, thanks.

[@JiveCinema]

have a seat

[@shaggyd00kale58]

Seeing the likes at 665....oooohhh yea let's do it.

[@cheezheadz3928]

@@shaggyd00kale58 "Likes" 🤣 Ya'lls lives revolve around fake likes and dislikes.

[@robocambot2.024]

“I’m chris Hansen” “No, you’re not” chris: *takes off scooby doo mask*

[@sansgamerx6931]

Lo XD

[@kyanmanuel7278]

Best comment ever

[@bethlamb3286]

Rutroh

[@ldw556]

Underneath is young Hansen

[@itsjackboyy]

And he would of got away with it if it weren’t for fiddling kids

[@lilbunniiee]

Crazy how he kept begging his uncle to let him go. They don't talk anymore.

[@seraphinexex]

I don't remember this episode of Caillou

[@papapreston2356]

Bro this comment had me dying😂😂😂

[@jonmaher7946]

😀😝🤣😂👍

[@ingenide]

at least his voice is less earsplitting

[@luketemple1015]

Search aok Caillou.

[@helio68]

😆

[@Jabz-93]

Show cast: we need some cheesy story line .. Chris hansen: “the math teacher didn’t realize that 32 + 13 adds up to trouble” cast: *standing ovation”

[@eccentriastes6273]

Should've said it "adds up to 45 to life." Not a realistic sentence in this case but idk, I'm trying here, it makes more sense than "trouble."

[@sallybally344]

Jerks

[@oblioarrow567]

How about 32 doesn't go into 13?

[@wharris302]

This show (at least this episode) seems really scripted,it seems like really bad acting. Like the shirt being maths related. Its just so predictable

[@iHrtLxs]

Oblio Arrow LMFAOOOOOOO

[@JustAnotherAccount8]

This is making me cringe, because this is basically a kids reaction to a parent calling them out for eating all the chocolate in the pantry

[@ghoul4748]

Virgin Humpty Dumpty vs. CHAD HANDSOME

[@JustAnotherAccount8]

@@ghoul4748 Username checks out

[@adamsaldana5462]

"I went into the pantry to make sure that they weren't eaten"

[@simondemiraku5549]

Tejas yes lmao

[@SomeYouTubeTraveler]

"You're not my dad!" Hmm checks out

[@apollyon_616]

"I deal with kids all the time" Very poor choice of words

[@YI-hf6tv]

At least his hair was smart and ditched him.

[@darreng8222]

Lol, i laughed so hard i couldn't breathe for a second😂😂😂

[@christinalomeli7024]

Yo 😂😂😂😂

[@ComputerAngel007]

Thememeologist 24 stupid 😂😂😂😂😂😂 ahhahahaahha

[@luniamusic8483]

lol

[@tny4138]

And his brows, god damn.

[@TheKeithvidz]

_Only numbers he'll be crunching today is how much his bail will be._

[@cracoviateam]

Only English you reading is off of shitty Chinese lion king translation subtitles

[@DGolden247]

Read this as he was saying it LOL

[@edifice3947]

Tayce Sells That’s why it’s golden

[@edifice3947]

Tayce Sells I meant the lines are amazing... it’s a figure of speech. Not that it’s literally golden lmao

[@michaellyndon6982]

@@cracoviateam his English is fine, what are you talking about? Also, that's Chris Hansen's line, so he's not even to blame even if it was bad English

[@KoDrHo]

“Because 32 + 13 = trouble”. My man Chris with the one liners 😂😂

[@chrismellen2661]

Its 45 Chris.....45😒😜

[@chrismellen2661]

Its 45 Chris......45😜

[@theletter5664]

I don't think that's how math works Chris

[@alexandriapierce7060]

Ctffffffuuu 😣😣😣😖

[@joycemutagubya7685]

Chris may be right if his trouble starts with a capital "T"

[@ProfNDKai]

We got Humpty Dumpty getting locked up by Chris Hanson before gta6 boys 😮😅

[@mattpatt199]

Hahaha well played

[@that_one_av57]

This guy has the same psychology as a child caught shoplifting

[@thelittlemanfromthedraftbo6805]

@Matthew Tars true, not the worst predator tho

[@getmoneydrinkicedcapps2627]

In-Depth Gaming pretty much

[@SaraOLN]

Is it just me, or do I feel like this guy was slightly smarter in covering up his intentions? It was obvious that he was up to hurting this girl, but he was able to explain his intentions without talking about his real ones.

[@myyoutube4906]

@@SaraOLN ya he did make a decent attempt

[@SUGAR_XYLER]

Well have you seen Chris's mugshot 😄😄😄

[@bliztix2]

“I deal with kids all the time” Not no more

[@EnbyBee]

5 years, 1.1K likes, and no replies, let’s fix that

[@redraiderrider3289]

Yeah. Lets fix it. Let's fix that. Yeah. Fix it.

[@eggheadthedoctor7489]

Him: "You're not Chris Hansen" Fake Chris: "You're right, she is." Him: "what-" The 13 year old reforms into the real Chris Hansen.

[@lostcause3720]

Animorphs

[@chimmychonga7793]

This was good

[@AMMB]

Top 10 Anime Plot Twists

[@RowBlanka]

nyeh

[@stanpinesapologist]

lol

[@MrVassago89]

Hearing Chris say "Blaze" is the cleanest, best pleasure

[@MariaCampos-222]

love how he’s acting as if this is inconvenient to HIM.

[@ebro2363]

He’s like I can’t get arrested rn cux I have pot to smoke jeezz

[@Buttington_Headerson]

Well, it is.

[@tonyremaro7132]

“Oh my good just stopppp your being annoying stop trying to arrest meeeeeee”

[@LtheOriginal]

Technically yeah, it is. To him anyway.

[@Lady.Scorpio7]

I know!! The audacity!! I bet he was spoiled rotten growing up.

[@saltypumpkin927]

Guys he literally can’t be arrested right now. If he’s arrested, he will just phase from existence. He just literally cannot

[@shrimpies799]

Arwh this is horrabul

[@chickenmangaming1]

Guys arrrggg come on guys

[@andreioprea5396]

Bruh he can't

[@marcieb2102]

He can't he won't

[@glorifiedtoasterwithlegs2294]

SCP: *now this sounds like it needs to be contained*

[@Grimmistired]

"I'm very sorry. Can I leave?" He sounds like a kid getting busted by a teacher

[@lilzo27]

Grimm it’s a teacher getting busted by a goat

[@viy4581]

I'm sorry...i really can't afford to be arrested. My mommy and daddy wud be angry

[@savstinks6847]

@@lilzo27 underrated 😂

[@liquiddevil7396]

“Guys please! I never even got a chance to do anything!”

[@bruhchannel4618]

Him: “No you’re not” Fake Chris Hansen: “You’re right” *leaves*

[@TingGoSkraa]

Role?

[@akagrimreaper6702]

*real chris hansen emerges from the ground*

[@hughmungus5009]

Walter Clements *the REAL Chris Hansen steps out* “Now you’re probably wondering why I brought both of you over, take a seat”

[@isabellafalke]

Ahhhh..Your profile picture for me DEAD😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😂😂

[@kaylabailey8241]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@hauntingmage6212]

"I'm Chris Hansen." "Not you're not..." *removes mask* "...because *I'M* Chris Hansen"

[@ilikewaffles889]

HauntingMage lol

[@sgalindo1993]

man I laughed so hard at this bahahaha

[@MaMa-up8sr]

💀💀💀🤣😂🤣

[@jesuschristwithajhericurl2739]

why dont *YOU* have a seat right over there.

[@chrishansen2606]

Jesus Christ with a Jheri Curl no u

[@Alimonytonie13]

I was focused on his head mostly. Thing is astounding.

[@Hailey.Menard]

Lmao!

[@Hailey.Menard]

Like “E.T’s” head

[@eugenenunn4900]

Bruh 😂😂

[@worsethanhitlerpt.2539]

He should wear a baseball cap to have some semblence of normalcy

[@jackcandy8450]

Looks like cone head haha

[@marshaldiniz3455]

🥚: "Please sir, I can't afford to be arrested..."

[@Ramon_92]

Stop stealing comments!

[@CormacWhite-v9c]

​@Ramon_92 what are you, the comment theft police?

[@CormacWhite-v9c]

​@Ramon_92 what are you, the comment theft police?

[@mariahperkins8884]

“I came over to make sure she wasn’t talking to any OTHER pedophiles”

[@eyeinheartsyou]

Yeahhhh that doesn't sit right with me 😬

[@toma.4808]

Right! No other pedophiles....except me! 😂

[@thetruthhurts131]

Lmao

[@superunknown8613]

O T H E R

[@czr5145]

@@toma.4808 😂😂

[@BlackLightning325]

“I’m Chris Hansen” “I disagree”

[@Tinskap]

"Understandable, have a great day."

[@Krispykrissy08]

Not funny lel

[@tiffymarieseestheteamarie4454]

😂👌

[@salvador3828]

He hit him with the stephen a smith ”youre wrong and heres why”

[@alesmanyari7871]

no ,u not

[@ballerbscott]

“He’s obsessed with Pizza” is such an irrelevant point to the story that it makes it incredibly hilarious

[@fideliouss]

Maybe not so irrelevant if you're into pizzagate xD

[@The_Alex_Murphy]

Pizza is pedo code for little girls

[@geert574]

Chris is projecting his ravenous hunger again

[@arminiuscherusci4410]

Pizza is a keyword for c,p from pederasts

[@arminiuscherusci4410]

@@fideliouss He surely likes cheese pizza

[@outlimboed]

32+15=Trouble. Throw Chris Hansen into the mix and the numbers spell disaster for you.

[@Ruthl3ss_c0rpze]

*13 XD

[@Thesodaisinfactblue2]

“I’m Chris Hansen” Mike: *Proceeds to pull out a large chalkboard and disproves that with an equation*

[@GhostFaceX95]

Hahahhaahahahahahhaaha

[@chrischan1609]

Y=mx+b Calcualte the rise of his heart rate

[@okaygerepied5388]

Lol

[@Crim_5009]

The Chris Coefficient

[@chrischan1609]

@Samnium Spyder wrong... It's all remote now 😱😱

[@diegoysl101]

why does that man look like the human annoying orange

[@singsong7118]

IM SPRINGING 😂

[@jordanrainn]

YSL Flowerz BRUH HAHAHAHHAHA

[@kingmartinthe3rd90]

LET ME BREATHE

[@tylergambino2085]

do not insult annoying orange like that😆🤣

[@Lucretitia]

Cannot unsee, although i think I saw it but didn't know it am i the future

[@Hupomone]

I'm so grateful we have concerned citizens like Mike Thrilla looking out for our nation's youth.

[@Lrizu]

Hupomone

[@iamaliveyoucantstopnow]

hahahahhaha

[@theguymaxqc]

🤣🤣

[@OrangeBoiiii]

Truely the man of all time

[@jaycahuenga6416]

Off subject but I thought it was funny that Mike Manzie was wearing a math t shirt to see a "13 yr old" girl at that time 🤭

[@destiny.f2732]

Saying please don’t mean crap when you’re caught. Lmao. Good work Hanson !!!

[@TheAlcoholic27]

"You're not Chris Hansen because I'm Chris Hansen. Please take a seat."

[@iamronaldo7764]

Modustollens1 no your not because i am pls take a seat

[@incognitomode6223]

I'm the seat please take your Hansen

[@ansuz5903]

Damn the ol switcheroo

[@BMOO69]

Grab your chairs kids. The real Chris Hansen is here

[@kelseyjohnson4609]

Will the real Chris Hanson please stand up?!