Also soundproof booths hanging above so that if anyone starts yelling, it drops. 😂
@PhanactFJ5 ай бұрын
CONE OF SILENCE
@Buckboy20245 ай бұрын
Hear, hear!
@kelleywimberley5 ай бұрын
Screw that- my dad is a mathematical physicist who still teaches at 88
@ALCRAN20105 ай бұрын
Dust of the COVID plastic partitions from last time!!
@TheSocratease5 ай бұрын
Silence of the lamb.😎😙
@sat0rii5 ай бұрын
We already do the microphone cut-off thing here in Indonesian presidential debates. It works fantastic. I don't know why you wouldn't do it all the time; any candidate's speaking time should be 100% respected no matter who they are.
@typicalhguy92905 ай бұрын
One problem with it in this case: Moderator: 'Mister Trump, your time is up and we've cut your mic.' Trump: 'THAT'S OKAY, I CAN SCREAM A LOT LOUDER THAN THIS!'
@ShawnHartmann-ul2qk5 ай бұрын
@@typicalhguy9290That’s another reason Nome was a bad VP pick, trump is an old yeller. He dodged a bullet there.
@LahainaStrong4445 ай бұрын
ikr. yet USA has been dumbing down for a long time. people don't know what respect and manners are anymore, in the USA.
@mojo5001005 ай бұрын
@@LahainaStrong444 we Americans who really want to be honest have to agree with you …..
@orlamarch7215 ай бұрын
dukung siapa bro
@riobrasilsambashowssambist14535 ай бұрын
I haven't watched TV in about 4 years . Watching KZbin now
@SuperFkv5 ай бұрын
Same here
@alinchitown75565 ай бұрын
Pretty much between KZbin and Prime Video pretty much covers it for me 😂😂😂
@georgesears29165 ай бұрын
Same, but I don't think that's something to boast about...
@alinchitown75565 ай бұрын
@@georgesears2916 Not a boast just telling a factual story more meant to be a funny anecdote.
@janethanna90235 ай бұрын
Why ?@@georgesears2916
@JamesOfEarth5 ай бұрын
Not surprised you missed the funniest part of Biden’s message.
@kittyhazes57415 ай бұрын
It was on purpose
@tatsunithelennyking25405 ай бұрын
@@kittyhazes5741 you people are insane LOL
@karenfarfan18365 ай бұрын
Fallon cut off Biden. Biden also said, "Set the date, I hear you are free on Wednesday."
@worldtravelerall75 ай бұрын
You beat me to it! I was about to say the same thing. But then again, it's Fallon...
@ramseyslaughter84045 ай бұрын
Guess Jimmy didn't want Biden to show him up with the funniest punchline in the episode.
@hughjorg40085 ай бұрын
Stephen Colbert showed Biden's punchline: "Set the date, I hear you are free on Wednesday," 😂 and his audience responded with a standing ovation !! 👍
@copernicofelinis5 ай бұрын
@@hughjorg4008so did Seth Meyers and Desy Lydic. Evidently it was too funny to be featured in a Fallon's show. 😂
@Picklesnot-co3k5 ай бұрын
You'd think Jimmy would know better than to roll up on a man's punch lines. But he's only been doing this ten years. 😏
@TaijaSkyDragon5 ай бұрын
You are pretty hard on Biden and you left off the funniest part, I hear you’re free on Wednesday.
@Image-X5 ай бұрын
Biden about to be free everyday after he loses the election. There's a reason he's behind in the polls.
@VV-gi6cu5 ай бұрын
Biden does not know the difference between Wednesday from Thursday, 6/27.
@GoredonFreeman5 ай бұрын
He was being nice to Biden. Flaunting your team's backfiring lawfare is not a good look...
5 ай бұрын
😥😥😥🍊🤡
@MaryAnnNytowl5 ай бұрын
@@VV-gi6cuI try to imagine being in your cult, being kept in the dark and only fed your cult leader's bullshyt. No wonder you people are so hateful. That's all you've been taught.
@rainstarr15 ай бұрын
You left out where President Biden told Trump "I hear your free on Wednesdays".
@GoredonFreeman5 ай бұрын
Yeah, Biden should have left that out, too. Flaunting your team's backfiring lawfare is not a good look...
@hankstrickland50115 ай бұрын
@GoredonFreeman You waiting to suck off Don Don
5 ай бұрын
Cry more. We love magst tears.
@MaryAnnNytowl5 ай бұрын
Oh, hell, no @@GoredonFreeman! It was PERFECT!
@rikkiechambers49595 ай бұрын
The hey Ron , hey Billy video hits every time .. still😂😂😂
@sg-yq8pm5 ай бұрын
And Ryan will forever be known as "Ron".
@BP-19885 ай бұрын
Fallon cut off the best part of Biden's offer to debate Trump. Biden said they could debate on a Wednesday because he knowns that Trump doesn't have court that day.
@russellhammond3715 ай бұрын
The Olympics officials do know sex was a thing before the invention of beds, right?
@buddysmith74625 ай бұрын
why did you cut the president off.. he had a good one at the end jeesh
@GoredonFreeman5 ай бұрын
Flaunting your team's backfiring lawfare is not a good look...
5 ай бұрын
You are crying those magat tears on everyone's comments. Whine & cry in silence, please.
@James-ui4ed5 ай бұрын
Joe doesn’t know where he is and he’s going to get smoked by Trump in any debate.
@MaryAnnNytowl5 ай бұрын
@@GoredonFreemanoh, hell, no, dude! It was PERFECT! And sorry, but I hate to break it to you, but it's all on your cult leader - he's the one that put himself in that situation, not Biden or anyone in Biden's administration. They're not even the ones in control of the case, LOL - it's a NY STATE court, not a federal court! Don't they teach you anything in Trumplandia? Or do they just treat you like fungus, by keeping you in the dark and feeding you your cult leader's bullshyt? 😂😂😂
@larrymosher50455 ай бұрын
Jimmy,I am watching you now on you tube.Thanks KZbin.
@benjaminten35965 ай бұрын
Biden Says I Heard You Got Wednesday Off ... Y'all Ready With , The Microphone Cut , Video Cut 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ....... @jimmyfallin
@whiskyjames42005 ай бұрын
Funny!😂
@andrewyama60275 ай бұрын
I love Dark Brandon.😎
@ALCRAN20105 ай бұрын
Dark Brandon doesn't just flush the toilet. Dark Brandon scares the shhh.. Sharpie documents out of it!! 😂😂😂
@siswohlslagel89195 ай бұрын
@@ALCRAN2010vote 💙💙💙
@vindiesel14695 ай бұрын
Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities, has the power to make you commit atrocities. ~Voltaire
@Riclmnopp5 ай бұрын
Trump/Biden debate: Let’s Get Ready to Mumble
@Buckboy20245 ай бұрын
Good one.
@alinchitown75565 ай бұрын
True but I still prefer the mumbuler in the White House as opposed to the one who sold his sole to Putin 💙💙💙🇺🇸💙💙💙
@martinmcnicholas50005 ай бұрын
the thriller between trump and vanilla
@Riclmnopp5 ай бұрын
@@alinchitown7556I wonder why Putin waited until Trump was out of office before going after Ukraine then.
@geoffgunn96735 ай бұрын
at least Biden mumbles something that is useful to the country, not just the same old revengeful rant the orangutan does
@Beth-zg6gb5 ай бұрын
They cut off the best part of President Biden’s shade challenge at the end! Hiss boo, Jimmy! I love me some Dark Brandon sass! 💕
@dannidunn93025 ай бұрын
We don’t need another trump circus with him yelling over Biden. Here’s betting trump backs out blaming it on the conditions.
@PrameshMaharaj-p1i5 ай бұрын
Yes trumpb will back out by making some lame excuses.
@LahainaStrong4445 ай бұрын
I bet a dollar he just might do it.
@threeravens17885 ай бұрын
@@LahainaStrong444😂
@itsmaam49235 ай бұрын
Biden reads what he is told to. Trump is an amazing debater. Biden lied the entire last debate. Every word Biden said proved to be 100% false.
@James-ui4ed5 ай бұрын
Maybe Joe won’t fall down again for a 5th time 😂
@deborahchandler18155 ай бұрын
Why did you leave off the best part, i hear your free on wednesday.
@GoredonFreeman5 ай бұрын
Flaunting your team's backfiring lawfare is not a good look...
@checkmugged5 ай бұрын
My lord dude, how many times are you going to post the same blather?
5 ай бұрын
Cry baby magat.
@MaryAnnNytowl5 ай бұрын
@@GoredonFreemanlike I've said twice, already, hell, no, dude! It was a PERFECT ending! And sorry, I hate to break it to you, but it's all on your cult leader - he's the one that put himself in that situation, not Biden or anyone in Biden's administration. They're not even the ones in control of the case, LOL - it's a NY STATE court, not a federal court! Don't they teach you anything in Trumplandia? Or do they just treat you like fungus, by keeping you in the dark and feeding you your cult leader's bullshyt? Imagine not knowing the difference between a state and federal court system! 😂😂😂
@Rose-p5m1v5 ай бұрын
Great helium voice! 😅Also great rap & funny KZbin clips.😂Thanks!
@vindiesel14695 ай бұрын
To quote former United States President Theodore Roosevelt: "No man is above the law and no man is below it; nor do we ask any man's permission when we ask him to obey it. Obedience to the law is demanded as a right, not asked as a favor." "The judges who administer justice in our countries must be seen as ethical and subject to meaningful correction when it is necessary. Nothing less than the rule of law is at stake."
@nicholasgarrick88555 ай бұрын
That Cat meme was hilarious best part of this monologue.
@yesfan6215 ай бұрын
The bird was better 😅
@juliancrooks30315 ай бұрын
We can't hear you mr.trump, your ankle monitor is beeping too loud
@ALCRAN20105 ай бұрын
1st presidential hopeful out on work release! 😂😂
@tatsunithelennyking25405 ай бұрын
I love how you guys completely forgo "innocent 'till proven guilty" when it suits your needs. Get some perspective. You need some help. You're a lost soul.
@mudiremunene5 ай бұрын
Can't believe you cut off the "free on Wednesdays" part.
@joellevarela54585 ай бұрын
Love how you don't talk about Trump 24/7 like others do... it's a pure comedic relief!❤
@legen_dary425 ай бұрын
You forgot one of my favorite nicknames Cohen gave Trump: Mandarin Mussolini 😂
@j.c.57495 ай бұрын
Cohen uses Vonschitzenpants too
@tatsunithelennyking25405 ай бұрын
Can I ask, genuinely, what trump did that was authoritarian? Because as someone not from the US, if anyone's showing signs of tyrrany, it's Biden. Man literally wanted to make a ministry of truth. It doesn't get any more mask off than that. So I ask again, what did trump do that was authoritarian? Because I can't think of a single example. You might have some, so please enlighten me.
@7rob275 ай бұрын
Every non American: “what’s a student loan?” Every American: “FY”
@tanyaldutton5 ай бұрын
Canadian here, had a student loan
@7rob275 ай бұрын
@@tanyaldutton Ok, every non North American
@wconradjr5 ай бұрын
Lmao…. Cheetoh-dusted cartoon villain. I’m dyin over here…..😂😂😂
@nicholasgarrick88555 ай бұрын
Jimmy your on fire tonight all the jokes were stellar.
@tangoangel27825 ай бұрын
Lol. I spend 99% of my TV watching time on youtube 😂
@Dr_Cole5 ай бұрын
I have always found #hashtags to be one of your best skits. Love it!
@sueteran5 ай бұрын
Too bad they are afraid of RFK Jr.
@sg-yq8pm5 ай бұрын
They aren't, he's irrelevant.
@AlexOmelyanyuk1065 ай бұрын
They really are, great comment
@sueteran5 ай бұрын
@@sg-yq8pm It’s true. He probably is. That is because the Democratic and Republican parties rule elections and control congress. If it were just 3 guys running, RFK Jr. would be relevant.
@ericchild88455 ай бұрын
“Cheeto dusted” bawhahahahaha, good one Jimmy!
@pambeeler12185 ай бұрын
One other thing should be that they (trump)stick to subject matter in these debates.
@lisazonfrillo96745 ай бұрын
Jimmy Ty for being humble you increased your share of viewers as a result .
@WooHooCrossStitch5 ай бұрын
Hahahahaha! The kid with a knife reminds me of our dog, Luna. As a puppy she was very fond of jumping up to the countertop to grab a knife while I had turned away from the chopping board. 'Puppy with a knife!!' was our usual call. We have lots of knives with chewed up handles!
@theemporersnewclothes5 ай бұрын
Will Rickers island host the debate ⁉️
@girlfromthebronxbywayofelb72885 ай бұрын
Rikers
@KINGBASSPRO5 ай бұрын
Point of correction. It's Trump who challenged Biden, and Biden accepted the challenge.
5 ай бұрын
WRONG! trump has been calling for debates since he started in Nov. The Presidential Debates normally occur AFTER the conventions when they receive their official nomination. trump doesn't want a debate. He doesn't want to include anything of substance. He wants a brawl. If I were Biden I would ignore him completely. Biden has to debate him & Biden wants it on his terms. trump has no substantive policies. He just wants to RAMBLE. trump may not even get the nomination if he is a convicted felon. 🍊🤡🚘
@LahainaStrong4445 ай бұрын
Jimmy is so soft spoken when he portrays trump....yet trump is a loud, rude, crime laden, unhinged, loose cannon.
@albertwjoell5 ай бұрын
Whatcha mean "switching gears"??!! Jimmy cut off Biden saying that he hears that Trump is free on Wednesdays! That zinger was a reference to Trump's "anytime, anywhere..." because the "cheeto-dusted cartoon villain" has to be in criminal court every weekday but Wednesdays!
@MyboogerwontSurrender5 ай бұрын
I watched your 10 year special! It was excellent! Ty for being you! 😊
@kookootrix19785 ай бұрын
The cut off : no wonder Kimmel eats your lunch! 😂
@angiej48655 ай бұрын
Why did you cut off Biden's last comment?
@robertgandler31775 ай бұрын
Spot on honest and hysterical as always thanks!
@whiskyjames42005 ай бұрын
Common sense conditions by President Biden. Yeah!!!
@MaryAnnNytowl5 ай бұрын
You left OUT the BEST part of Biden's video - where he says "I hear you're free on Wednesdays." I mean, come on! It was AMAZING! You blew it, guys! You let your viewers down!
@dchristine4285 ай бұрын
Oompa-loser that's just...awesome 🤣
@LaSnob7115 ай бұрын
That's funny... I spend 99% of my TV viewing time on KZbin 😂
@rebeccar5775 ай бұрын
Trump needs a shock collar for the debate
@ronbuchholtz43465 ай бұрын
Biden needs somebody to speak for him and tell him where he’s at
@nicholasgarrick88555 ай бұрын
Who ask for golden bachelorette look like the franchise didn't learn the last time 😂.
@rikkiechambers49595 ай бұрын
KZbin is my tv .. I haven’t had regular tv in almost 8 years , every once in a while I watch Netflix but very rarely .
@ALCRAN20105 ай бұрын
Plot twist, you can watch KZbin on your TV! 😂😂
@Ulisses3k5 ай бұрын
Todays Show reminded me how much I used to laugh when watching Americas Funniest Home Videos.
@vickywitton10085 ай бұрын
I hate when they make fun of Bidens stutter, I have a stutter and it is not something you can help. He is more legible than the Orange one that is for sure and still has all his faculties!
@Godfearingpatriot17765 ай бұрын
Bidens stutter is a result of his mental decline due to dementia. He is not fit to be president. The only reason he’s still there is because he’s weak enough mentally to control. If he starts to get rowdy they’ll give him some mint chocolate chip ice cream at the bottom of some stairs and take him out. His thoughts are a lot crazier than his words as they are so wicked the devil would blush and ask for his hand in marriage.
@Godfearingpatriot17765 ай бұрын
Barack Obama and George Soros and Zelenskyy and the rest of the shadow government are the ones in control not Dotard Joe
@robinleebraun77395 ай бұрын
Trump’s microphone has to be turned off when it’s not his turn to speak and as soon as his time is up. He can’t be allowed to interrupt Biden at all. In fact, he should be in a different room watching on video. And what he says should be fact checked in real time and before he speaks again, lies and falsehoods corrected. Or maybe he should be sworn in so lies equal perjury. I would never debate a person who is certain to lie.
@yesfan6215 ай бұрын
Love Jimmy but it’s not ok when he mocks Biden’s stutter 😢
@raiderkbc5 ай бұрын
I'd rather hear Biden mumble than Rump speak...
5 ай бұрын
Biden might mumble, but trump rambles about nothing.
@x1sirius5 ай бұрын
Why you're the best. You don't just diss one or the other but you do it equally to each of them. Love it no matter what side you're on
@artsmith63305 ай бұрын
One of Jimmy's best monologue🤩
@anabellewis58245 ай бұрын
Please vote for democracy, vote blue
@k.martin282705 ай бұрын
Think harder
@Image-X5 ай бұрын
No.
5 ай бұрын
I voted Blue in my primary on Tues. I will be voting Blue in ROEVEMBER.
@jonathanhill60645 ай бұрын
youtube is tv now. they even got premium plans and movies with ads just like the olden days.
@geoffreyschultz85155 ай бұрын
I’ve got to say that even 25 years after grad school, I loved that Gradvice segment more than anything I can really think of
@8arrows5 ай бұрын
Who needs a bed...The floor is always a option.
@SchoolforHackers5 ай бұрын
The shower, the table….
@8arrows5 ай бұрын
@@SchoolforHackers those would work too. I was curious if the contestants can just get there own hotel/motel rooms while there. Or are the forced to stay at the place booked for them.
@peterdean90125 ай бұрын
More room and you don't have to worry about falling off a single bed. Win, Win.
@mdfens30005 ай бұрын
I stopped watching’TV’ many years ago. KZbin is my main source of video entertainment. Watching this on KZbin right now. Will never have cable Tv ever again. It’s over for the tv networks unless they fully adapt to streaming. I also haven’t watched a commercial in just as many years. When I do see one at someone else’s house, I can’t stand them or believe I ever was able to sit through so many.
@vindiesel14695 ай бұрын
Signs of a sociopath • behavior conflicting with social norms, repeatedly pushes the envelope into uncharted territory. • disregarding or violating the rights of others, insubordinate to any form of authority. • unconcerned in distinguishing between right and wrong. • inability to show remorse, for they have none, void of empathy. • tendency to lie often, repeatedly, automatically. Behaves in a risky, impulsive, dangerous manner. • extremely manipulative, exploits others without any care of who gets hurt. • no conscience or guilt, refusal to accept responsibility for their actions, claiming ownership in the success of others.
@heatherlowing59225 ай бұрын
Loved the "Oompa Loser"
@Eileen.Nunya.Bizz15 ай бұрын
9:38 Excellent advice on the work prayer 😂😁😅🤣!
@becker85655 ай бұрын
I'm watching you on KZbin
@rosies145 ай бұрын
Trump will chicken out.
@islamallahveisi5 ай бұрын
The KZbin part was good
@lesliefleury26105 ай бұрын
Why was the Biden vid cut before the best part??
@ALCRAN20105 ай бұрын
Because Jimmy Fallon stroked Donald Trump's hair, that's why.
@clareerickson91365 ай бұрын
Are the trump commercials begging for money on the Jimmy Fallon show convincing anyone to send $😂😂😂
@heathercaldwell68135 ай бұрын
I ❤️ you Jimmy Fallon! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
@sherylhagen65655 ай бұрын
And yet, so many of us only watch Fallon on YT 🤣
@rydn2lo5 ай бұрын
It’s not gonna I guarantee y’all trump will come up with something…
@ALCRAN20105 ай бұрын
Donald 2016: I'm under IRS audit. Donald 2024: I'm under gag order.
@firozebukht82075 ай бұрын
3- dots: Zahid/ Imran Khan -------Rashid/ Abu Baker -----Shahid/ Isaac.
@jamesdubrow30225 ай бұрын
Great writing lately!
@tawana15295 ай бұрын
Demand one at a time and give each candidate 3 minutes to respond. As soon someone interrupts the other and it's just them talking over each other they need to cut their mic off.
@siswohlslagel89195 ай бұрын
Please vote 💙💙💙💙💙🎉🎉🎉
@mollytaray1584 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@johnpaulsoberano47285 ай бұрын
Stephen Colbert, John Oliver, Jon Stewart, Seth Meyers, Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel & Bill Maher- please go to court every time, everyday, every week!
@noravanwyk27485 ай бұрын
Why did he cut off that great punch line. He obviously didn't want to give give credit that Biden so richly deserved. He prefer to humiliate him falsely as a mumbling old fool. Disgusting.
@amandajones6615 ай бұрын
How many people are watching this on KZbin?
@glorywashington68265 ай бұрын
💙
@NiteMoves20105 ай бұрын
I visited a friend today and his grandson (3 y.o.) had a real saber in hand...took off the wall unbeknowist to the grandparents!
@typicalhguy92905 ай бұрын
I saw the words 'face off' and immediately thought of John Travolta and Nicolas Cage. Then again, it could be another Hannibal Lecter joke.
@WebsterA5 ай бұрын
How did they not add the part where Biden hits Trump with the Wednesday thing? These writers are horrible lol
@YSchwartz5 ай бұрын
i love fallen more than kimmel and colbert because hes not such a political hack, he makes fun of both sides!
@___beyondhorizon46645 ай бұрын
I actually signed up for my one snd only Amex and has been using it since college, always pays off by the statement due date while earning points!
@kellyburket69555 ай бұрын
What happened to the "I hear you are free on Wednesday" line???
@anthonycongiano88905 ай бұрын
@1:40 why did you cut Binden off? You missed the zinger where he said, "I hear you have Wednesdays off!"
@delfraser53995 ай бұрын
Banning athletes from nookie? Yeah they’re olympians that includes gymnastics. All they’ve done is set a challenge for the athletes.
@jadedsoulfire5 ай бұрын
How in the heck do we have to choose from only dumb and dumber again? Did we not learn the first times?
@MatthewTheWanderer5 ай бұрын
It's baffling, isn't it? Proof that our voting and election system is broken. But getting it fixed will be difficult.
@petermoller83375 ай бұрын
Free Wednesday 😊
@cheryldowling66475 ай бұрын
Why do you keep attacking Biden for the way he talks? He was not mumbling as you pretended.
@tls43125 ай бұрын
Why is Jimmy always putting down Biden? The other talk show hosts never put him down like Fallon. It's only helping Trump. Not to mention cutting off Biden's humor at the end. Who's not for Biden over there?
@SkylerKPHDtrustmebroUNI5 ай бұрын
Better put em in a sound proof booth.
@kurtbader97115 ай бұрын
Trump for Velveeta man!! You know it's what we need.
@jeremyalexander91195 ай бұрын
Look at all the floor space around the bed to do it on.
@IDONTLIKEMONDAYS-w2h5 ай бұрын
I don't know the fascination with making fun of the age issues. I'm 54 and can't even stand up long. I lay in bed and sleep or watch movies.
@CarogUlchach5 ай бұрын
I can tell that Trump is nervous- yesterday I saw him grabbing his Johnson!