Trump Becomes Agitated at Presidential Immunity Hearing, Judges Skeptical of His Claim

[@Terastas]

Oh, please. Trump would never watch Bluey. It's too woke and contains too many big words for him.

[@kimfoster679]

BIGLY Words 😂

[@shellimendoza7332]

Right 😂😂😂😂😂

[@seth3189]

Imagine the conservative response if you said Bill should be exempt of any epstien charges because of presidential immunity.

[@dd5219]

😮 😅

[@donjackson4563]

Good point

[@AUFordFalcon]

It's almost like conservatives are the world's biggest hypocrits. They only stand by an argument as long as it suits them.

[@hayseedlucylou1688]

Try to keep up. Bill isn't running for president and Bill didn't bring someone into his cabinet that had given Epstein a sweetheart deal years ago in Florida. Bill also wasn't in charge of the justice department when Epstein mysteriously died in Trump's prison.

[@melodygn]

I just imagined it... Now what

[@nicholasgarrick8855]

Impressive monologue jimmy the politic mean girl burn book was hilarious 😂.

[@NOYFB]

Trump: “I did nothing wrong!” Who ya gonna believe, me or your own eyes?

[@shellimendoza7332]

My eyes

[@davidcarson4421]

Capone said the same thing.

[@luispiros]

@@davidcarson4421Capon died with syphilis in jail ignorant of reality.

[@rominamarosan3567]

😄

[@45Gunner556]

Tell me what fcking crime he Committed ???

[@stephanieann3456]

It should say Nikki went to high school in Florida which is why she doesn’t know what the civil war was about.

[@ronaldnanni298]

If Trump doesn't insult your intelligence you probably don't have any!

[@KandyKoatedKrafts]

Excellent comment!!

[@irinadumitru9088]

😅

[@doug8321]

absolutely 💯% correct

[@Myers70]

I'm still voting TRUMP

[@ChicagoJoe94]

Says the guy who voted for a president that can’t finish a sentence 😂😂😂

[@merrygangemi]

Excellent monologue!! Happy New Year!

[@amydavidoff4900]

They should put a podium up there during the debates with "Donald Trump" on it during the debate and briefly turn toward it with each question to demonstrate that Trump is refusing to participate.

[@njw5869]

That would be his most intelligent answers at a debate .

[@Erin-Thor]

I like this idea so much! ❤

[@diligentmindz]

Malodorous Don: The Untouchable

[@concernedrabbit9075]

Napoleon was 35 when he became emperor of France

[@leoh2502]

Trump is that special kind of crazy. Crazy and absolutely sure everyone else is crazy instead of him

[@AA-wc3tw]

That's how narcissists are. They're perfect and there's something wrong with everyone else.

[@jahualhaq9853]

Trump 2024. Election was rigged!

[@NotFromUtahRy]

​@@jahualhaq9853 THERE IT IS: your delusion. GFY, traitor.

[@NotFromUtahRy]

@@jahualhaq9853 You're just a liar. I've watched almost every Biden appearance since he's been in the White House, and you're WRONG. You're wrong, you lie, and there's not much more to it. You have something to lose if Biden wins? If you do, you're a TRAITOR. Makes me happy that so many of you traitors are afraid of the US being a normal society with a pro-democracy government in place. Tells me everything I need to know about you and your failed propaganda.

[@leoh2502]

@@jahualhaq9853 Perfect example of a conspiracy theory.

[@legnd1529]

The Writers went God Mode this episode.

[@Bluewater9]

Has late night content reached a new level of purpose. How that certain ones may be affected is surprising. Comedy truly is genuine medicine, No one can deny this. The Truth for American citizens is being revealed slowly but surely, For all to witness as relatable? Thank God and late night too.

[@catherinebossy4969]

Great hilarious Monologue! 😂👍

[@leannevandekew1996]

The Donald went to buy a suit. Trump told the salesman, ‘I wanna see something cheap.’ The sales guy told Trump to look in the mirror.

[@shellimendoza7332]

😂😂😂😂😂 great

[@avidadolares]

Never has an audience sounded so coached with a "hoot, holler and applause at everything" sign.

[@aprilb1216]

Wow

[@joegug4751]

Tarantula toupee is so far best joke of the year.

[@suspenderjohn]

To make fun of His Excellency Mr. Kim, you must have a death wish! 😂

[@RGNSS-hn8ew]

Trump for Penitentiary 2024!! ⛓️😫⛓️

[@TrumpGoByeBye]

Yes

[@Flyingdutchy33]

Question: What do you do when an old demented guy leans into your underage daughter and takes a good sniff?

[@MC-tl7oj]

I remember when "Lock her up" was considered funny by the right. "Lock him up" is downright hilarious these days

[@kennethdodemaide8678]

Trump wouldn't understand Bluey. Too intellectual for him.

[@marciafierro4931]

HEY, don't insult BLUEY, by associating them with Trump 🤭😤

[@shellimendoza7332]

💯 my grandchildren watch it & understand

[@caronstout354]

Teletubbies are too intellectual for X45...

[@kennethdodemaide8678]

My apologies to Bluey.@@marciafierro4931

[@JLee-rt6ve]

What's Trump complaining about? He's already immune to all presidential qualities: intelligence, dignity, compassion, ...

[@jaybz1276]

You mis-spelled Biden. It's spelled B I D E N....not T R U M P.

[@JohnBedini]

Haha... Is Biden more intelligent than Trump? He's senil! and a-pedo

[@thaisstone5192]

@@jaybz1276 Well, with your board name phonically pronounced as "jay buzz" it kind of explains why you made it.

[@kyle2056]

Lol. Dignity? Like having transvestites at the White House? Or dignity like having a son who has a treasure trove of photos of him smoking crack with hookers? Intelligence? Such as not being able to recite the constitution? Or maybe like forgetting the names of the leaders of the countries he visits? Compassion? Like leaving behind soldiers in Afghanistan? Dignity like engaging in an affair with Jill Biden while she was married to her now ex-husband?

[@americanstrong1022]

This comment should literally have 20 million 👍

[@BonafideGail]

Thank you Jimmy! Love the Trump's a loser jokes!

[@MFTgal]

Jack Smith...hero...speedy trial!

[@ogbobbyjohnson7776]

Trump was probably agitated because he pooped himself earlier than expected.

[@jannyleader3818]

Rudy Guilliani looks like Amazon cancelled his lifetime supply of tanning oil or bronzer.

[@Jackie371]

The headlines are awesome!

[@hijones2968]

Love the burn book! You all are so hilarious, better than covfefe in the morning!

[@EvErLoyaLEagLE]

This "News & Improved" session reminds me of "Survive The Internet" game from JackBox LOL

[@williambrackin]

Felt flashbacks to the Late Night days when Higgins kept laughing at the “Seafood Tower” bit and continuing to riff on it. I miss that bit of magic!

[@dwaynegarfield1551]

PURE BRILLIANCE!😂🤣😅😎🎸🥁🙏💕

[@catherinebossy4969]

Jimmy, Your love for France is always hilarious! Your love for France is always hilarious! 😂Love You ❤

[@patriciasheridan7]

You are so much fun Jimmy! ✅💖

[@archangelvvv]

No immunity for the Criminal Con Man Insurrectionist

[@janestarr4403]

I had no idea Woods still had a contract with NIKE. It's been a decade since we've heard about him.

[@Paineinyourblank]

The Biden is old jokes are in fact old

[@Darbobski]

Jimmy, what is the PO box I should send the book we talked about after this show? The one that was inspired by "Jaws". Thanks and I'm glad I finally was able to meet you in person.

[@AA-wc3tw]

Jimmy doesn't read comments on YT videos. Contact whoever owns the show.

[@leannevandekew1996]

Trump has never attacked Putin. Trump has attacked virtually all American politicians. Putin is so grateful that he sent Trump a jar of hummus for Christmas: it's made of Russian chick pea.

[@thomasdeas1941]

lol

[@istdochallesegal3427]

And also Tr**p still publicly tosses Vlad's salad...

[@patjager6932]

Trumps the best and Biden is failing and desperate you freaks!😅

[@jodyfarmer8404]

😂😂😂

[@runnergo1398]

dafuq?! You copy/paste this everywhere?!

[@deebarnard5439]

😂😂😂 Fantastic.

[@argimara]

Awesome the whole lot!!!!!

[@1111Greek]

Lock Trump up!!!

[@Crysisplaya]

Your mom

[@bobbykiriakidis9753]

@@Crysisplaya your fat cult leader is a pedophile and wears a diaper because he shits himself. So you got that 😊

[@irinadumitru9088]

Agreed...He has never been a saint as he claims to be lol

[@JennyJeong425]

​@@CrysisplayaThat's a typical MAGA answer: No substance, just a childish insult. Good on ya.

[@NotFromUtahRy]

@@Crysisplaya Your traitor hero is about to go to prison for the rest of his life. What are you going to do then? Probably still cry.

[@voxproveritate]

I love that the jokes about France's new prime minister are about his age.

[@AA-wc3tw]

America could learn a thing or two from many other countries; we keep electing decrepit elderly people with cognitive decline.

[@NotFromUtahRy]

@@AA-wc3tw The problem with America is people who listen to your delusions.

[@tomholroyd7519]

Paradoxical dinosaur is a perfect reference for Trumpasaurus (unfortunately on the highly endangered list)

[@Onlythetruth247]

Jimmy's wind blown hair😂

[@errgag3580]

Trump's middle name is "Courthouse"

[@Crysisplaya]

Biden’s middle name is “crippled”

[@irinadumitru9088]

😅

[@Estenberg]

This segment was pretty good. But remember, I was the improv-sketch-comedy teacher at Second City for Stephen Colbert, Steve Carell, and Chris Farley. Maybe I should have been your teacher too. But thanks for the shot of Jägermeister anyway.

[@2751able]

If possible, could you please show the clip of Nikita Krushcev at the United Nations, declaring that Communist will destroy America from within "?

[@freethinker4991]

At least the French don't need to have a doctor follow him around with a defibrillator 🤣🤣

[@zmang4271]

Or an aide sidekick for diaper duties for both recent Pres.😩

[@laurenbendik2006]

Weird that im the same age of France’s prime minister AND Taylor swift lol. Also weird? Jimmy thinking 34 yr olds are tik tokers. We aren’t gen z.

[@susiemalphurs5212]

Grooves in her desk.😂😂😂😂😂😂👍

[@StewChicken42]

Someone check on the writers please... 😳

[@NYCrazyRob]

The Burn Book segment was good. Keep doing more of that. I could have easily watched that segment for another 10 minutes.

[@robertjmillerma1059]

The burn book, that's good 😄

[@srjwaugh]

I did not realise that France had prime ministers. So Gabriel Attard was made prime minister by Emmanuel Macron. So French 😁😁😁

[@momezzy8864]

Jimmy does the best trump impression

[@AquamarinaPearl]

His impersonation of trump is spot on lol

[@drumbum3.142]

When is the God and King *NOT* Agitated ,? The Only Shadow he's not bent outta shape about is himself.

[@JoeD0403]

Ooh ooh, that smell, Cantcha smell that smell. The smell of Limburger surrounds you.

[@stevenkeller476]

😂

[@youreanidiot1500]

10:45 At least it wasn't a wizard sleeve.

[@jwnyc3]

It was worth sitting through the whole monologue just for "Alaska Airlines: They buy their planes from IKEA."

[@jnordman86]

You have the good skits Jimmy. Very good.

[@BTDT9294]

Damn Jimmy is so threatened by Trump it's almost embarrassing😂 I wonder what he's hiding can't wait to find out😅

[@Missy-eo2ik]

Love Jimmy fallon ❤😅

[@ramblerdave1339]

Snoop inhales, just doesn't exhale.

[@timli1830]

Thank you Jimmy for posting this video today! I was just told that I have a non cancerous brain tumor which I did surgery for yesterday. This video has really brightened my day!

[@T_WC123]

Same comment on every video - or the you’ve had surgery version. It’s pathetic that you fake an illness for KZbin comment attention. Get help.

[@marysmith7765]

Twit

[@istdochallesegal3427]

​@@marysmith7765You spelled it "i"; I spelled it "a"... tomato/tomahto?

[@T_WC123]

Same lie on every video. Shameless and creepy.

[@johnhipp8267]

He has had brain surgery yesterday every day now for how long?

[@darvinvlogs339]

Whoever’s reading this, i pray that whatever you’re going’s through gets better and whatever you’re struggling with or worrying bout is going to be fine and that everyone has a fantastic day! Amen

[@aubreypoole7807]

???

[@jessecaple170]

I was fine until you reminded me I may have been ignoring my problems🤨thanks fkn heaps😠

[@valerieg9494]

Thank you. That's very nice.

[@fallenkeith5885]

Let's just make that man king already. He'll be happy and can get revenge on his enemies. Otherwise, vote for someone new and different in 2024

[@pepsiwepsi1952]

Glad he’s done with Repost.

[@jean-michelvanpruyssen936]

Gabriel Attal was not elected but appointed by the president as Prime Minister of France. He can ask for the trust of parliament but he doesn't have to. Sofar he hasn't been elected for any office and he doesn't have much experience in government.

[@stan4now]

Great Show Jimmy, but please, no more DeSanctis bikini jokes. I gagged.

[@davidbrandenburg8029]

worked at the Florashiem shoe factory when I was 16, I put the soles on the wing tips!.

[@Jamescityboygardening]

I thought NYC was experiencing Trump tears.

[@robmclaughjr]

Yes

[@MonicainLancaster]

New year same old “old Biden” jokes. Mah cheap shots

[@Ethanhunt2002]

Jimmy fallon is always fun 😂.

[@solarczyk49]

Best regards, Jimmy.

[@COMPFUNK2]

Looks like Jimmy finally realized how mindless WePost was.

[@crystalshaw8744]

Excellent artist rendering...giggle

[@jb5017]

What alternative reality are we living in? I’m going back to my Tardis.

[@theresam.1886]

“Pre-check” 😂

[@mrigankamukhopadhyay4086]

This was really funny!!

[@legnd1529]

Suit!!!! Jimmy 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@jongercama1842]

Is see you may be on the list. Looking forward to knowing you as Jimmy Felon.

[@Art-w1l8x]

Detrumpification Now 💯⚖️🇺🇸🙏

[@ThomasJensen-ce2ob]

The stag is simple blindness light filled with your idea

[@AccelerateYourSuccess]

Jimmy, you need to call him President Biden.

[@husama.alshareef8780]

The funniest episode ever!!

[@AnastacioCastaneda]

I wonder if he soiled himself every time he got agitated.

[@bixby2746]

Dc-2 danelectro

[@noeliabrunini4504]

For the president of Argentina, he looked more like the character of the Shining. Here comes Johnny😢

[@crazycarlscustoms2423]

This country is screwed no matter who gets elected.

[@davidhornbeck1470]

Truth hurts doesn’t it Donny?

[@andysarvo126]

The “Untouchable” joke asking to ask Melania because she calls him all the time is funny. Melania doesn’t want to touch him because he smells and therefore making him untouchable 😅😅😅

[@kennethdodemaide8678]

I recommend hand sanitizer for anyone who is in proximity to Trump.

[@immortalfool7627]

It went over like a led balloon 🎈

[@ceno10101]

As someone who has never seen mean girls, I have no clue what the burn book is supposed to be. I guess you are supposed to burn it after reading?

[@debramcaninch4508]

I think it’s a book of insults.

[@JessieWalker-no8zq]

LOL I wanna know what drugs your all on

[@morrispartow759]

Side kick should go bring back the latin gentleman

[@JennyJeong425]

The "Latin gentleman" is on Jimmy Kimmel's show.

[@whiskeyflyer7091]

Poor babies

[@ironmanmark55stark15]

Actually uncle Don called me the other day and u know what he really is the best

[@EdKazO-Vision]

Hilarious on point segment, but please don’t tell me double-breasted suits are coming back! The horror. The horror.

[@ChandraMalone-cy1tg]

If the burn book was in your butt , you would know where you got it from , ask my granddaughter.😂

[@paulmrjohnson]

I was hoping the first page would be James from the Roots or Steve Higgins.

[@braininjurydiy]

If i ever write a book about trum p it will be called 'The idiot who just wouldn't go away'