Trump Can’t Pronounce "Vegan," Lawyers Resort to Babysitting to Keep Him Awake at Trial

Jimmy addresses the latest news, like Trump's lawyers using multiple devices in an attempt to keep him awake at court, his return to the campaign trail after multiple days spent at his hush money trial and Disney World hosting an exhibit of George W. Bush paintings.
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Trump Can’t Pronounce "Vegan," Lawyers Resort to Babysitting to Keep Him Awake at Trial
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[@Norah56s]

Trump shock collar segment=GOLD!💯

[@UberLummox]

Only good part of the show.

[@mammawlee]

😂😅😂

[@allenlovell1604]

Cattle prods work well, too ! Yeowmmoo , that'll teach that steer to stay away from Bessie in the barn !

[@davidfeltz8697]

Freaking hilarious.

[@Michaelkaydee]

The shock collar was genius 😂

[@radicalross7700]

Forget the shock collar. The most shocking thing I heard in Fallon's monologue is that McDonald's has a team of chefs.

[@TheSocratease]

"Stay woke." 😎

[@kdoeastvalley]

Lame ☺️

[@nofybn7794]

@@kdoeastvalley Not lame

[@TheXburt]

What's that even mean?

[@jenniferneedham5514]

Buzzzzz

[@PurpleDragonWorld]

VAY-GAN!!!! VAY-GAN!!!!! 😅😂😅😅😂😅😂😅😂

[@Commenting-answering]

Va jay jay is his other favorite word.

[@PurpleDragonWorld]

@@Commenting-answering hahahaha

[@paulinequick5634]

LOL the funniest thing I heard today, The Shock Tie to keep Trump awake. 👔😆🤣

[@deafboyone_]

Ha ha ha Trump Red Tie Shock Collar BRILLIANT! They say you can Roast your friends even better Roast your enemies more...

[@thisishowweroll8649]

I literally laughed out loud. Hilarious!

[@nevzzzor]

But don’t you find it confusing why these media don’t say anything about Biden, don’t make bad jokes about him? Why is there one-sided propaganda to smear Trump?

[@thisishowweroll8649]

@@nevzzzor No, because they make jokes about Biden too.

[@rickjette9482]

If April showers bring May flowers, What do May flowers bring? ........Pilgrims!!!

[@theemmjay5130]

Alternately: June bugs.

[@Russpng]

Love the shock tie - rippy doo

[@DissectGibberish]

The shock-tie would be perfect to keep on Trump. And Putin.

[@rikkiechambers4959]

Tonight’s hat winner should get a bonus he was fabulous !!

[@dynamo_spade]

i suspected it was _rigged_ ! i found it incredulous that jimmy knew raphael's name before he gave it ! ! 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@grownfolkbeats]

Jimmy has a top 5 Trump impression 😂

[@helenwheels3341]

Watching Trump attempt to read 😮🫤

[@nofybn7794]

I just watched trump talk about Joe reading a teleprompter.

[@coryryder9070]

picture books papper and crayons so he can draw

[@AsifKhan-hf9zy]

his german is actually very good. he can read "classical works" in german........

[@coryryder9070]

@@AsifKhan-hf9zy humm heard hes got mihen cofe hitlers book on his desk like others

[@coryryder9070]

he had ghost writer did read or write his own book lmao #dumpputin2024cellmates

[@Seshnaga]

"apple juice with arsenic, or putin calls it apple juice" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@robertarmstrong4228]

For the man that complains he can’t be there for his son. Isn’t there for his son

[@AA-wc3tw]

Typical narcissist behavior.

[@BEATINGYOU]

Your an idiot he's done more for his son then you've done your whole life, is your child set for life? How about ALL HIS CHILDREN, SET FOR LIFE. Sounds like you are jealous.

[@vsznry]

We can NOT give that fool the football switch.

[@mbt1955]

He got it in 2020 due to cemetery votes nation wide.

[@allenlovell1604]

Actually, it's called the " Football " and is always accompanied by a military officer who has a special locked attache case secured by a single handcuff. He carries the key to the football case, which contains the nuclear launch codes in the US Nuclear Triad [ Land, Sea, and Air Nuclear Assets ]. It may only be opened in the event of a National Emergency [ Imminent attack by an Advisary .] It changes hands whenever a new president takes office and typically travels with him even during his travels - domestic or foreign 🤔! It's an awesome responsibility to shoulder 😀 and could explain why a young president after 1-2 terms looks like he's aged 15 years or more ; lots of pressure and stress involved in that job ! And yeah, I'd give Rumph an inflatable football to play with; not the FOOTBALL , this isn't " Show 'N Tell " folks; and isn't a game when it's opened 😉! It's more like Pandora's Box ; with two options, release all the hell within the box or close it up again !

[@abigailmckinney3588]

Yall said the same thing in 2017 and nothing bad happened. At least trump knows what year it is and how to read.

[@matteodi555]

Lol! The Jerry Lewis/Trump impression had me rolling on the floor!

[@bluesdragon42]

Try giving him crayons and coloring sheets 😂

[@macrent2]

The free Fishers Big Boy advertising.

[@user-cu7cm5ox6m]

You just made me laugh! 😆😄😃 thanks & God bless you!

[@bethb7965]

Wonder if he could stay in the lines ??🖍🖍🖍

[@heatherkimler7607]

That shock collar tie Lmao

[@SwordLily4]

Bluey is an amazing show for parents- Trump would never watch it. And love the energy of the German being super excited about the Derby hat!

[@DigDug_The1975]

Where’s Lindell??? Stinky needs a comfy MyPillow to enjoy his stay in court!

[@silentmajority8365]

Imagine you getting your politics from a closeted gay man

[@norrisfong6445]

They were both at the Wisconsin rally.

[@Nick-fg4dq]

​@@silentmajority8365 that can't be right,my pillow guy just got married.

[@mikelim1243]

😢😅😅😮😮😮😮😮😢😮😢t😮😮🎇😅🎇🎿🥋😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😮(^_^)v😢😢 4:40 😢​@@silentmajority8365

[@caliskaterboy]

Good one!

[@MeInIMyself]

The phone jank. Funny AF! Or I'm high as gas! We'll see.🤪

[@leannevandekew1996]

Trump has a sale on a Trump Club Sandwich. A trump sandwich consists of toasted white bread, with an orange glaze on the outside, it's full of baloney and spam, with Russian dressing and a small pickle on the side. You can substitute the pickle for a small mushroom head for $130K.

[@IB4UUB4ME]

Wow 😂

[@IB4UUB4ME]

And also wow❤😊

[@krysmorrison3896]

Clever

[@user-zd2uv3ss9z]

😂😅😂😅😂 Good one!

[@AsifKhan-hf9zy]

it comes wrapped in a state dept classified document.........

[@jonathanhoover8552]

Yessss!!! That song that The Roots played? MF DOOM, Talib Kweli, and Dangermouse "Old School Rules"!!!! I knew it sounded familiar!

[@Positive_Tea]

Nice catch! I had to go back to confirm 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🎹🎼📻🎸🎵🎼🎧🎵🎶🎵🔥

[@user-sn3ch4mt4i]

Who else gets the Mayflower ship reference? 😅

[@SherryWineAndCats]

Thank goodness you have posted the monologue again!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@lashendawest7509]

We love your show jimmy fallon

[@lazykbys]

I hope the new McDonald's burger isn't a third of a pound. It's been tried before and people rejected it because "a third is less than a quarter". No joke.

[@user-xh2wh2ot8i]

No, it's not!!

[@howardg5934]

Fractions fracture most of today's generation.

[@kellyburket6955]

Republicans are so stupid!!! I remember when that happened.

[@kellyburket6955]

@user...The 1/3 lb. burger failed because most Americans thought it was smaller than 1/4 lb. SERIOUSLY!!!

[@bethb7965]

​@@user-xh2wh2ot8iIt's a joke, do you know your fractions??

[@abigaileg7345]

I like to see Jimmy's May Basket 💐🧺

[@ImmuneToTrollHate]

I was wondering how long it would take for someone to come up with a shock collar to keep Trump awake in court It is almost comical that the Right is still making fun of Biden's stutter when Trump can't pronounce any word with more than 4 letters After Trump loses in November he can go to Las Vegan to forget his troubles

[@abigailmckinney3588]

Pffft, the witch hunt isnt go your way, libtard. Wake up, jackass.

[@bradkarlzahn-bp6jx]

Tick tock, Jimmy!! When you getting up here!?! Your peeps in the 603 miss you, buddy!!! Haha... greetings from New Hampshah! My very best Regards to Nancy and the girls!! You're Honorary Granite Staters...and you know this!! 😉 🇺🇸🗽🇺🇸🎗️🇺🇸😎🤟

[@charlenelord6860]

Just what America needs - a bigger burger.

[@rosies14]

A cattle prod would work.

[@dianagross8784]

I heard Noem has a shock collar she no longer needs

[@darleneyoung9683]

😮 VAGAN!! Who you? 😅😅😅

[@airport862]

"I remember when this was a ship." Haha

[@robertgandler3177]

Spot on honest and hysterical as always thanks!

[@sansik2113]

That Wheaties bit 😂😂

[@carlamcbride2457]

Loved the fake phone convo

[@jackrice2770]

Trump was thinking of the Chevy Vega...or maybe he was thinking of women's veg-inas? I know...he's an astronomy fan and was thinking of the Vega Galaxy!

[@user-bz7hd9rd1n]

Don't know what I would do without you and Jimmy, Stephen, Seth list goes on, thank you for the laughs. In this crazy 🤪 🤪 Trump world we need these fun shows. thank you gentlemen

[@DK4LIFE24]

Exactly this is where I get all of my political news updates… I have to laugh to keep from crying.

[@nicholasgarrick8855]

Jimmy ,and james are always a hilarious duo that phone call skit was the best part of monolog it so funny.

[@Justin-jh1xe]

I agree, though his name is Higgins (Steve Higgins I believe.)

[@marianaobemsilva-zq7jp]

Jimmy i love you

[@sleviton18]

The Kentucky Derby should be outlawed. Many horses are shot because their ankles are not made for the pounding of racing. And then horses are bred for speed but not for stronger bones. Horse racing procliams our society is morally myopic

[@BLKMeSa]

💯💯💯💯💯

[@AsifKhan-hf9zy]

plus they are forced to have sax with young hot female horses once they retire from racing. for years. its brutal.

[@BrianLockett]

It's also like the worst sport for betting, too. So, even that recreational betting aspect sucks. It's only popular because of stuffy tradition.

[@gerber8915]

This breaks my brean because I don't understand it. I'm just ignorant. Humans sprint on olympic levels and train their bodies. Isn't the same thing happening with horses? What am I missing here? Please

[@rw6262]

@@gerber8915 Humans aren't shot when they break their legs.

[@rw6262]

Trump doesn't need a shock collar. He farts himself awake.

[@anabellewis5824]

Please vote for democracy, vote blue

[@DK4LIFE24]

Will do!!!

[@abigailmckinney3588]

In other words, vote for pedophiles and illegals. Fuck that.

[@studio4fifteen]

More Higgins please 😂

[@tami4peace23]

The shock collar is the BEST!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@jhetttolentino4226]

I want the Trump Shock Collar! 🤣

[@shannonmn8923]

“Blood Ragu level” 😂😂😂 Jimmy Fallon, you deliver these jokes like no other!!!!

[@robertchantry1981]

Love the Trump into Jerry Lewis ! Hilarious 🤣

[@maryjones3178]

Love 💕 that shock Collar 😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉

[@selenaseibt306]

The Trump Shock Collar is awesome! Funny!

[@user-eq2dx2jp6v]

Welcome welcome welcome dear jim fal and all good dear friends ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@pameladewinter8724]

The only thing that we can do to stop all this insanity is Vote 🗳️. And no matter the outcome get ready for the fight

[@WSKRBSCT]

From Johnny Carson to Jay Leno to this... 🥴

[@nashville1510able]

Wait the shock collar part was actually funny tho 😂😂😂

[@RidingRiver]

Hey Jimmy...have you seen the Seinfeld mash up of Elaine and trump dancing...it's hilarious

[@Jenny_Oblivion]

I had to pause to 😂 after The Roots sexy music! Then so many laughs

[@jacobgood4842]

I wonder if he’s doing this just to say my lawyers are doing fine umm no they have to continue to wake him up while he dreams

[@mammawlee]

Let him sleep. re they being PAID to do that? The man is in serious health trouble

[@bluesdragon42]

Vogon poetry 😂

[@davidchalk8883]

Which reminds me. Shouldn't Trump spend a year dead for tax purposes? It would spare us the only thing worse than Vogon poetry - Trump press conferences.

[@MrAmtrak207]

The only thing I could think of when I saw that hat was "Feed me, Seymour!"

[@AngryAuditor]

Trump was talking about food cooked by Suzanne Vega.

[@user-zd2uv3ss9z]

NOPE!

[@sherricoffman]

Lol 🕊 😆 🤣 😂 😹 Hi Jimmy N ALL !!! ❤ 🕊 MuchLove

[@ivo4357]

is April Showers the one who "starred" in trump's pee video? 😂😂

[@pslin1024]

Just checked whether it’s American Eng or British Eng, they both pronounce “veegan”. Maybe Trump said “vaegan” it’s because he thinks it’s like someone’s name “Megan”?!🤣🤣🤣

[@pwrrpw319]

Vagan ???? Hmmmmm is this a new classification of food I've missed somehow ? LOL! .

[@mikekolokowsky]

McDonald’s needs a team of chefs from around the world to design the same burger but larger? I don’t know much about burger technology, but I think it can be accomplished by one junior staffer in about two hours.

[@christophermarshall527]

The vaguely Vegas vegan blurger

[@domasherpa7507]

I love these 2 jimmys and Stephen Colbert love ❤❤❤

[@Beth-zg6gb]

That “vagon” lady must have made a bigly donation to ol’ red tie Trump in order to get a shout out from the podium, lol!

[@julievelez9225]

The guy who won the hat looks just like Bill Hader! I thought it was him at first and this was a bit. Loved it.

[@wharris123184]

9:10 Quest’s laugh 😂😂😂😂😂

[@michelled8408]

Once my dad made us go on the Lincoln thing at Disneyland. What a waste of time, we were so mad. I don't care about Abe Lincoln.

[@KtotheL]

have to admit it took me a minute to get with the hats but tonights show it was the perfect hat and the perfect winner ! i am so happy fer that dude !!!

[@xxxxxx-tq4mw]

Fallon’s material is about as funny as a heart attack.

[@loricannon2988]

That’s a load of Croc 🐊?, Jimmy ❤😹😎💅🥁

[@airtale8725]

How do rich and fit people move around? With a volsvegan. Just kidding, we run.

[@noname-by3qz]

Great Lewis impersonation 😂

[@wishingonthemoon1]

Rafael was the cutest omg, I want to send him a hug

[@heyhandersen5802]

A leash would be useful. Maybe a flea collar?

[@karmaoutlaw]

Love love love the sage suit and pink tie combo!!!!

[@user-rv8in6zy2p]

I used to drive a "Vega"... do you think maybe he meant... no... definitely not. 😝

[@clementrawlins9151]

Well you gotta give that guy his flowers😂

[@larryxsoto]

The guy that won the hat waited his whole life for this moment.

[@ChrisTopherBunnell]

apple juice can become contaminated with arsenic because apple seeds have arsenic.

[@michelletallent5200]

Yes for the Trump shock collar!

[@gnocchidokey]

He mentioned a vegan and didn't make fun of her, that's better than most people honestly.

[@MeltedPearls]

So the food is from Vega?

[@MusicfromMarrs]

Buzzkill post incoming: Lots of people pronounce vegan with the softer “e” sound. Apple seeds gave arsenic in them; the juice having arsenic in it means that they are juicing entire apples and letting the arsenic fall in where it may.

[@mac6781]

His monologue is a hit and miss sometimes, but the trump collar was funny and fake call to Wheaties lolol

[@icherishadoreall56]

Thank you. I wish you well also.

[@royXax]

Vegas Vegan Pronounced differently because English is a broken language.

[@charlottedillard8523]

Hysterical!

[@daplace902]

You should be on the cover of Wheaties in your "Tight Pants"

[@soniamoura8731]

Impossible to love this KING 👑 more than I do 😂😂😂😂!!!

[@kateuhler7803]

Biden and orange man are pretty much the same age. If you're gonna be ageist about one, you should also be about the other.

[@rosies14]

Which he was.

[@rhllc8166]

Not just vote blue, but mobilize! Get everyone you know who is a Democrat to register and vote

[@domasherpa7507]

Day off from hush money trail lol poor Trump finally got work schedules !!!

[@johnlong1100]

Love you man

[@reasonable4947]

when trump farts hollywood takes a big whiff

[@Snowflake-id4fw]

Trump's attention span is too short for a Bluey ep.