Trump Cares About Size So Much, It’s Almost Like He’s Insecure About Something

[@billpool1217]

"Canadian Thanksgiving" The day that our northern neighbors give thanks that they're not subjected to the American healthcare system.

[@fredpenner9866]

Yes waiting forever for anything and no family doctors, it's beautiful. Need to take the best of both countries. Hybrid models

[@shawnperry3815]

@@fredpenner9866 Try again Fred Flintstone.. I'll take the Canadian system any day.

[@fredpenner9866]

@@shawnperry3815 enjoy

[@kayapapaya]

I don’t think you are the real Fred Penner.

[@lorilazise1521]

Exactly, that and also that we didn’t have DJT! 🇨🇦

[@freda2758]

These bits where they get people to say lies shows just how easy it was/is for trump to hire actors. People are so desperate to be seen on television, they will lie straight to your face. Zero integrity.

[@muximus2771]

You sure you're not talking about jimmy?

[@monkeyman193]

@Michael Jurek the research has been done you can look their names up.

[@mcrestwood7378]

@@muximus2771 wow,not funny at all and stupid,great combo,you must've voted for the loooser.

[@frankfrankly8764]

Your literally talking about the majority of actors in Hollywood and New York City. Do you actually believe they have good intentions, ever occurred to you their giving those performances for money? Lol your all so brainwashed you can’t see thru the talking heads.

[@mcrestwood7378]

@@frankfrankly8764 sez the q bot,lol 😆

[@Markus_Andrew]

"Make America Great Again Again" - from the man who brought you "a wheel works and a wall works", "wet from the standpoint of water" and "positively towards the negative". I give you Donald J. Trump, former President of the United States, consummate wordsmith, orator extraordinaire and like a really smart person.

[@666t]

He has words, the best words, he's like really smart

[@Dan_Ben_Michael]

He’s almost Churchillian in his oratory.

[@lyndahenry5469]

The "J" stands for jumbly....

[@kennmossman8701]

or it is an island ....it has water around it. It is a level 5 hurricane...I didn't know there was level 5...Who knew....It's level 5. Would he even make it past the 1st question on "Who is smarter than a 5th Grader"

[@yiannimil1]

AND impeached TWICE!

[@sorinturbut4313]

"Sharp as a cucumber" 🙃 ROFL. Jimmy, you've got to stop this. Or not. Maybe not, really.

[@joshuanevermind1530]

I am offended! Shame on you Kimmel. You said the Orange Menace has a brain! Blasphemy! 😆

[@hj8607]

He said the orange menace had a brain but not who's brain .

[@fredpenner9866]

You guys have watched Biden attempt at being president correct ? Supply lines, gas prices, all in the tank in the fall

[@taylorkeane2295]

That's just another thing that's really... small

[@NewMessage]

"What the hell were we learning in school?" The same thing Americans have always been learning in schools. Comforting lies.

[@bluntfruntac9981]

and math. o and music. o and English is pretty cool, I liked learning how to write short stories. PE taught me some stuff, or also health class. I took a drafting class in Highschool and later on did it as a career. But yeah there are lies in School. There are lies everywhere. lies and misnomers and confusions and games and bla bla. God bless Buddha though.

[@jonny-b4954]

Only some of it. History mostly. And really, every culture does that.

[@raystanczak4277]

I learned a lot in school. Not everyone does-in school, or out.

[@michaeldubois1330]

@@bluntfruntac9981 🤝

[@SamLanena]

@KIRBOSKI everything? Who said that?

[@dagingflowerchild733]

And don't his handlers realize how pathetic looks when he fist pumps with those tiny hands 🙄

[@lots3799]

😡👐

[@pestilentruth2164]

You have TDS. Too bad they don't develop a vaccine for liberalism.

[@sophiophile]

@@pestilentruth2164 lol. Call the waaaambulance! Someone made fun of your favorite elite!

[@deanronson6331]

@@pestilentruth2164 According to the standard usage of English, Trump Derangement Syndrome can only be interpreted as "syndrome of Trump's derangement". If the inarticulate originator of the phrase had known his native language well enough, he would've said "Trump-caused derangement syndrome" (TCDS). Of course, nobody has accused trumpoids of being literate, smart, or educated. That's how Trumpy likes his sheeple. Didn't he say, "I love the uneducated?" Let's be realistic: Trumpoids, who have built an undying, blind, unquestioning cult of personality around the orange-bronzed con man and are fans of the QAnon lunatic sect are calling their opponents deranged? It's the old case of the pot calling the kettle black.

[@sunsetcaptiva8573]

Trump thought that the lyrics to Elton John's "Tiny Dancer" was "Hold me closer tiny hands sir..."

[@stephenperjanik2035]

Columbus did not ‘discover’ anything. People had been living throughout North and South America for thousands of years before Columbus. They were the first people to discover America. He was not even the first European (probably Leif Eriksson). He did open up the Americas to begin a huge migration of people and for that he deserves credit. Like most people, Columbus was a combination of good and bad. Unbiased historical recording is very rare, but records of what people wrote who were there provide the best incites. Las Casas, who transcribed the journals written by Columbus and provides many illuminating accounts of what he saw, is one source I strongly recommend.

[@edddiej8320]

Preach the truth Bro ✊🏾

[@SplashyandDuckiesadventures]

The word discover is debatable. He obviously didn’t discover the land but for the Spanish. That’s why they say it. It was on perspective. If they really wanted to say that he indeed discovered the land they would’ve never mentioned the people living there. Honestly I think it’s misunderstood. He discovers it, but in the eyes of the Spanish considering they didn’t even know it existed. Now I’m not defending his actions obviously but the word is depending on how people would’ve looked at it. That’s how I see it at least.

[@sunsetcaptiva8573]

I acknowledge and celebrate Columbus Day every year... I go to the local grocery store and get lost in the spice aisle...

[@dragonrick54]

History needs to be re-written and taught to our children.

[@morganmadison366]

You discover something that already exists. Columbus discovered America for the rest of the world that didn't know it existed, and the people of the Americas discovered the rest of the world as a result. You invent something that never existed before.

[@13katecoombs]

"Doing my own research" means watching KZbin videos by fake doctors, reading Facebook rants, finding unsubstantiated anecdotal evidence on Twitter and Instagram, and watching Fox News and OAN, especially (vaccinated) Tucker Carlson's endless suspicious questions about things like science and facts.

[@rasbo4317]

OMG, I have said the same thing what type of research are people really doing

[@caminglis53]

And watching CNN…

[@Alexander-rq9he]

Exactly 😂

[@ProHobbyjogger]

And stop once you find some nonsense that “confirms” your uninformed belief. Never mind how many tries it takes to get there.

[@thomasomalley510]

Well you just have it all figured out, don’t you. You definitely know what confirmation bias is…and where do you do your research? MSNBC? Fauci? There are highly reputable stories and experts on KZbin. Get off your high horse until you’ve earned YOUR PhD.

[@stephenwinkler9155]

Love your work! In Australia we have been saying for years that Columbus was a jerk! His life was a catalogue of disasters and poorly thought out plans. But big respect for an American saying it!

[@mamapetillo8675]

I’m a buncha stuff. Quarter Italian and Mexican Indian. Wasn’t sure what to do during parades; join, while self flagellating? Better to be indigenous day. It’s far more logical.

[@sullivanspapa1505]

I share your “buncha stuff” and agree Indigenous Day is better. Several years ago, I started reading a book titled Conquest, I got about halfway through and couldn’t take anymore of the Spanish atrocities. And yet some feel that being “European" is some kind of status symbol; YUK!

[@carolannpacificadam1944]

Lolol lol lol lol lol lol lol

[@monkeyman193]

@Major Fiasco homeschool if you can.

[@serious3f]

@@sullivanspapa1505 You think Native Americans had no atrocities? Oh God...You're hilarious

[@mamapetillo8675]

@Major Fiasco ummm, should someone tell him?

[@flodareltih9825]

IQ45: I won the Loser of Year 2020. Make me a loser again, again

[@danielscott1749]

You forgot he lost the popular vote in 2016 the house in 2018 and the senate in 2020 so it should read Make Me Loose Again, Again, Again, Again and Again

[@waheedamohammed6989]

That's right 👍

[@mcrestwood7378]

Every problem we currently have in the USA is directly linked to trump and his cabal.

[@azizaw2966]

@@mcrestwood7378 You nailed it!

[@JesusRamirez03]

The tangerine taint is on an epic losing streak

[@sebmirinu9663]

I notice that the black guy with the sun glass at the back is literally in most or all of his rallies...

[@michaelbrinkers1145]

Herschel Walker.

[@lindahenry6168]

Whaaatttt

[@marvindon2190]

Is that his full time job?

[@thephilster6860]

@Rainy Days I hope he gets paid in cash before the rally...

[@esimonsays14]

I think he's known as Michael The Black Man, but yeah, always makes me go WTF.

[@christigmc]

My dad was a biology professor. He was an expert on a specific protein (not medical related). His research consisted of 14 years of college (4 years for bachelor’s, 2 master’s at 2 years each and 6 years doing his Ph.D). Then there was 4 years of post doctorate work and another 4 years of being a professor and research associate before people considered him an expert and he was called to consult a lot. After school that’s 8 years of work. Including graduate school we’re talking almost 2 decades of work. Please tell me how does 2 hours online equate to 2 decades of work?

[@bbkr7910]

Maybe ask the scientist at Pfizer and J&J why they will lie about the truth of their findings. Most professors and college researchers depend on tax payer money to survive, and they know the game well enough to give the answers the research grant is looking for.

[@pjackson2064]

@ Christine Shiffermiller. And the funny thing is, that the same people would take Botox or get tattoos without a single thought

[@harrisongeorge8254]

Hello Christine,Lovely look you got would love to be a friend if you don't mind, Thanks

[@kevinthomas4074]

Sour grapes?

[@gailcarmack2954]

It doesn't!

[@rebekahogle9021]

When, exactly, was America GREAT? At what moment in time was America GREAT for All Americans?

[@FerdiTayfurSolak]

It's not perfect but it's better than any other country out there because it has the best laws

[@morganmadison366]

No country is or ever has been great for everyone. America is a great country compared to the rest or a lot more Americans would be living elsewhere. Talk to people from other countries - you don't seem to realize how bad the alternatives are.

[@jws031770]

@@morganmadison366 Sounds about white.

[@stefanfeist9893]

@@FerdiTayfurSolak Sure.

[@soloevl]

Before colonization

[@jamessullivan5459]

I've been telling people that Columbus never came to North America for years and they still don't seem to understand how stupid it is to celebrate him as we do in this country.

[@LordSteven00]

I've been telling people that too and they just look at you funny

[@jamessullivan5459]

@@LordSteven00 they always say something like, "but he discovered America"!? After my eye-roll I explain that he connected Europe to the Americas officially, but Vikings had done it hundreds of years prior; they just never shared it with anyone else, and they actually came to North America.

[@markwillies4330]

I don't know where Columbus got out his boat but it's a pity it wasn't Cuba coz that would place Americans in a bit of a quandry.

[@OakleyMoodie]

Have you ever traveled in the West Indies? Jamaica, Trinidad & Tobago, Dominican Republic? They call stupid lost tourists "Columbus" as an homage to his ineptness. It is a term of derision.

[@bumblingexpat8178]

He did go to North America. Just not the United States of America.

[@pannachawangkul585]

If he equates HATE with GREAT, then he has achieved something, besides conning people to give him money.

[@dianemoonstone4715]

Agree 👏👍.

[@JasonLee-si1yj]

con the Stupid

[@vladimirseven777]

It was only one country that was great - Great Britain. I wonder what he means by making America great again.

[@christinavuyk7875]

If I remember right it wasn’t that long ago that people were joking about him using the slogan ‘Make America great again again’, I bet they spit their drinks right across the room 😂😂😂

[@kbanghart]

MAGAAAAA, um, A, oh and another A.

[@leahmurphy59]

His lack of creativity and frankly, his limited vocabulary (maybe at 5th grade level). is astounding...and embarrassing. That says a lot about his uneducated base that he loves so much, bec they make HIM sound smart.

[@andreathemisses1422]

But your Biden made the Taliban great again. Or did you forget?

[@Handl3sAreStupid]

@@andreathemisses1422 I'm curious, would you have preferred that the US stay in Afghanistan? And if yes, why? The exit was terribly executed, but even if Trump did it I'd be happy it was done.

[@kbanghart]

@@andreathemisses1422 If you're referring to the equipment left behind, the US has ALWAYS done that after every conflict.

[@amy-mb1hn]

Guess the " greatness " didn't last too long as we are 9 months removed from his presidency and we need to be made great again, again!!!!

[@beckymiller5907]

I like "Yellvis"! Is there a compilation somewhere of all the clever nicknames these writers have come up with for DJT??

[@davidlundquist1979]

There was a musical number last fall that featured several dozen of them, but sadly, I don't remember the exact date.

[@smartmarketing173]

“Doing my own research” = searching for anything that supports your opinion, aka confirmation bias. Also translated as “crippling trust issues, dysfunctional to the point I can’t even function in normal society”

[@ferox965]

"Doing my own research"=I sat on my toilet looking on my phone.

[@ChrisAlbertH47]

The sad delusional thing about it is, such suspicions only applies to things that they want to distrust. They don't have any problems trusting many other things that they haven't "researched" themselves.

[@muximus2771]

@@ferox965 Pretty sure thats how jimmy researches for this shitty show.

[@democlips1]

@@muximus2771 yet, here you are

[@ferox965]

@@muximus2771 Keep crying.

[@geddie5150]

Netflix just needs to add a series called “Today in Florida...” to their categories & base it off actually stories. There must be a whole season in two weeks news.

[@doctorthirteen5499]

There was a show like that called "Cops"

[@a697ag]

and its sister show "today in Texas"

[@mermaiddiyartist8119]

🤣🤣

[@brian5o]

I live in Florida, maybe I can become a star. I can do a pretty good karaoke Inner Circle song...... "Bad Boys...... Bad Boys...... What'cha Gonna Do........ What'cha Gonna Do When They Come For You."

[@SavagelyBadAtLosing]

Or "just turning on the radio" for us Floridians 😊

[@MayThereBeWorldPeace]

Thanks for wishing us 🇨🇦 a Happy Thanksgiving.🍁🍃🦃

[@charlenemack7040]

Happy Turkey Day to you Ana Long. I was going to ask you to save we Americans some turkey but I usually have pizza for Thanksgiving or whatever I find in the refrigerator and can whip up. I’m a really good cook and make delicious foods with whatever I find in the fridge.

[@MayThereBeWorldPeace]

@@charlenemack7040 I have lots of turkey in the soup and the meat is divided up in the freezer to share🙋‍♀️. Pizza is good too 🍕😋

[@louannwaters6691]

Thank you for telling the truth about Columbus!!! And we were not told the truth about the atrocities committed against the indigenous people. So what else were we taught in school🤨

[@billpool1217]

"I'm doing my own research" Translation: "I have FOX news on 24/7"

[@brigettenovak6859]

Leave the guy alone ! If he doesn't want the shot it's his choice !

[@dabbydragon8283]

I think we need to drop Columbus and just do the Indigenous People's Day.

[@pestilentruth2164]

You would.

[@stephanieprobst923]

So would I.

[@cleverusername9369]

Make America Great Again - / , Again. Yeah no that doesn't look or sound weird and stupid.

[@Alpha0727]

By naming his PAC Make America Great Again, Again, he is admitting that his presidency was a failure.

[@Alpha0727]

Trump falsely believes he is the only person who can fix the country. He did more harm than any foreign government or dictator could have ever dreamed of. Plus, in the event he is re-elected in 2024, what happens to the country when he gets to the end of his second term? My guess is that he would call the election rigged and full of corruption and attempt to declare himself king in order to protect himself. By then, the GQP would be happily willing to publicly destroy the USA.

[@ToneTraveler]

Yeah, the “Brandon” thing is really corny as well. Breitbart needs better writers.

[@dborg56]

It’s amazing how many Americans lap up the BS Trump spews.

[@susanpeacock216]

They think Trump came up with MAGA. He didn't. Carter and Reagan used it too

[@id10t98]

Again.

[@denisecase807]

@@susanpeacock216 Trump isn't intelligent. He can't come up with anything marketable on his own. Not enough brain power.

[@inesrubio3054]

@@denisecase807 🐑🐑

[@inesrubio3054]

🐑🐑

[@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin]

Thanks, Jimmy! Happy Thanksgiving 🇨🇦

[@quoteonquoteclub9711]

bro i thought after biden became president we would be done with trump. oh we were so very wrong

[@gailcarmack2954]

Yes we were. It's exhausting. We should have known attention whores don't just go away.

[@brianwerner6643]

It's because Kimmel and the rest of the late night hacks wouldn't have a show without Trump. They aren't allowed to criticize Biden or they would lose their show. They have to talk about something.

[@gailcarmack2954]

@Michael White Do you want a welcoming party??

[@gailcarmack2954]

@Michael White It's called sarcasm, you made the statement that everyone making a comment was a no life, liberal. So since you are in these comments I simply ask if you wanted the rest of us to give you a warm welcoming. To the liberal left.

[@butchcarter5536]

only pedo's are scared of trump

[@tomservo5007]

blame Evangelicals and homeschooling for the current state of idiocracy. Remove tax exempt status for ALL religious institutions

[@MaryKDeane]

I put blame where it belongs. On tRUMP. He's caused (and STILL causing) such division and hatred within our Country. And yet his Cultists gobble it up like it's their last meal. It's SHAMEFUL and TERRIFYING.

[@kc3621]

I agree completely.

[@baronesselsavonfreytag-lor1134]

I asked a teacher friend if she thinks homeschooling has anything to do with anti-science misinformation and she said that they cannot grasp math and science, at university level they're utterly lost.

[@rubyjohnson4103]

Don't forget No Child Left Behind. Way to go, George Bush! Sunk everyone to lowest common denominator though no one understands that statement anymore. Ask one of the Kardashians. They are all low and common.😂

[@soupsgord]

@@baronesselsavonfreytag-lor1134 that’s actually incorrect. Homeschooled kids do really well at college because they are not spoon fed information like school kids are. Most homeschooled kids do NOT belong to religious families and most are able to focus on their studies really well because they are typically not exposed to the problems that kids face in thigh school like drugs, bullying, bad company and so on. Bash religion all you want but all the Republican leaders on display today went to school and college, even Trump.

[@edrowlands1719]

Would Trump be classed an "F" Grade actor?

[@lindaname9413]

Hard, no pun intended, for him to see his pouch, cause the the other pouch is over hanging and blocking his vision

[@wilsonwombat3456]

Trumps rally crowd response seems subdued. Maybe they’re not believing his BS anymore.

[@SavagelyBadAtLosing]

That would really be something. Wouldn't it?

[@MsWarriordiva]

We can only hope.

[@AWSVids]

Yet they still show up to the rallies. Their lives must be so boring.

[@FrankBenlin]

He needs new material. They've heard all his old jokes before. He will never get his HBO special at this rate.

[@Dear_Mr._Isaiah_Deringer]

@@AWSVids I enjoy a good clown show if he would come to town.

[@karlosanthony5976]

Not one single trumpist has ever explained why trump is so obsessed with crowds and ratings....HOW is that a good trait in a leader ?

[@markkountz3353]

I hopeTrump runs for office again, Then the new slogan can be, "Trump Lose Election Again-Again".

[@LIONSFAN4227]

Exactly.

[@BayleeO-30]

Don’t you mean: “Trump lose election - / … again.”?

[@resQfurppl]

or Trump loses election again-/… & again 😂

[@janejones8672]

Really!!!!! I hope he loses by another Landslide

[@dale60035]

The Giants / Dodgers interviews was priceless.

[@Cutiejunho]

I really thought the blonde girl was going to stick to her guns 🤣😂

[@thechumpsbeendumped.7797]

People are so weak when there’s a camera stuck in their face.

[@Kartravels]

@mugwump the only ones who will never change loyalty are Trump fans 🤣

[@LoneCourier2281]

@@Cutiejunho I was like “oh cool, they’re showing one loyal fa-oh never mind”

[@jeffw.4205]

Were Canadians giving thanks and celebrating that Trump wasn't from there? Or that Ted Cruz left? Happy Canadian Thanksgiving day eh.

[@geraltrivia6148]

Yes.

[@JK-vp2ux]

"Doing my own research" is code for falling for every crazy theory on the internet.

[@brianwerner6643]

Yes! Better to trust the government to decide for you. Just ask anyone who was told that thalidomide and oxycontin was safe.

[@Fievel4]

Every time these moron say that there has to be pushback to ask them what exact research are they doing, what clinical trials they are looking at, which methodologies they use. Then when they say. "OH I didn't do any of that I just checked facebook" Then you have very right to flat out say. THAT ISN'T RESEARCH!!!! Research means: investigate systematically. That is the definition. Jerking off while going through facebook posts is not remotely the same thing.

[@glennduke5853]

@@Fievel4 I don't think the loser even reads Facebook!

[@pkspalding]

JK "Falling for every 'crazy [sic]' theory on the Internet" (and there truly are some lunatic theories based on God-knows-what) still strikes as me preferable to blindly accepting the Official Story --which is not only literally impossible, but is the craziest of the lot. If one just reads the Summary Report this will not be clear, but if one buys, and references the actual 26 volumes, the dishonesty and shoddiness of it all becomes clear. A witness statfi=es that, eg, she did NOT encounter Oswald running down the TSBD back stairs in the

[@pkspalding]

[Continued] first movements after shots were heard from above. But if one goes to her testimony the 26 volumes, it is clear that either thisa witness claimed to have passed him, or the questio arfor ner neglected to ask the pertinent question.Had this been less of a grand jury (am or Sas tar Chamber) and an actual search for truth, an advocate representing Oswald's interests, and much could have been introduced as evidence. But, as I am

[@jonstewartsuperfan2988]

How do you Discover a place that has millions of people already living there . Celebrate Columbus day by going to a stranger's house and telling them they don't live there anymore

[@bbkr7910]

Exactly! Because the whole reason Columbus wanted a faster route to India was to overthrow the Indians and colonize the land that provided so many of the luxury items for Europe...

[@andrewfrazer8874]

It's amazing the Canada's are honoring thanksgivings and they should because they closed their borders from Trump's supporters

[@lisas4417]

The Canada's eh.....

[@coryryder9070]

actually wasnt that trump that closed it and the southern boarder and fact is americans can come up to canada just canadians cant go to america non essetial i live at the boardeer i know

[@rubyjohnson4103]

Like the CORONA virus, Trumpism has managed to infect some Canadians despite the porous undefended border being half assed closed.😠

[@llDarko]

Uhh nobody asked

[@bigplay0840]

U ain’t black

[@rockitup2041]

Canada loves you, James :)

[@MayThereBeWorldPeace]

Yes, we sure do.💗

[@kc3621]

When he has to explain again and again and again, again. This clown was our prez. Smdh.

[@gamepapa1211]

Clown president for clown people. That's what Big Baby Cheezus was in a nutshell.

[@kc3621]

@@gamepapa1211 prolly a pea pod given the shroom.

[@sourpatchkid394]

What a bunch of cultist.. you don’t know anything about trump.. no new wars… good economy..3 historic world peace deals? What’s Biden doing?? Inflation??… you don’t know anything..

[@marievillella4841]

How's Skippy cup Biden going for you

[@claudettevargas3049]

@@sourpatchkid394 am here for you . Everything you wrote is correct. Enough of Trump Jimmy for God sake. He’s not our President any more, happy! Geez!

[@oldschool8798]

Most deluded words anyone ever said- "My favorite sports team is a family".

[@sivanaidoo7578]

Is it really as deluded as "inject yourself with bleach" or is this the same guy

[@Brucemcleod2345]

Jimmy and his media stooges have Trump derangement syndrome. Useless Biden and his woke Democrats are making terrorists and Hunter great again. You must be happy now

[@gloomyblackfur399]

@@Brucemcleod2345 I totally forgot! Trump is a ONE TERM LOSER! Thank you for reminding me. Really made me happy. One. Term. Loser.

[@screwselfrestraint]

@@gloomyblackfur399 Not to mention, twice impeached! He’s the gold standard of grifting

[@Brucemcleod2345]

@@gloomyblackfur399 Thousands of dead voters must be rolling in their graves at useless Biden and woke Democrats who are making terrorists and Hunter great again

[@christineprimeau3246]

Thank you for wishing Happy Thanksgiving to us Canadians!!

[@harrisongeorge8254]

Hello Christine primeau ,Lovely look you got would love to be a friend if you don't mind, Thanks

[@lenieldelatorre480]

MAGAA Its like that part of Scary Movie where a group call just to say WHASSAAAAAP....

[@fakerating]

The Dodgers/Giants thing was HYSTERICAL!!! (i hate all sports).

[@rondanew9916]

That's always been my first question when I'm on a first date last date if they're a fan of sports.

[@coleengoodell7523]

I only like watching gymnastics.

[@Hawijack]

Sports is the opiate of the masses. If we spent the same money on education that we spend on sports we wouldn’t have Trumpturds.

[@leoniedejong9549]

@@Hawijack Reading your words, you must be one of the victims.

[@leoniedejong9549]

You don't hate sports, you hate moving.

[@meredithfoster1541]

The island of San Salvador, where Columbus first landed, is a part of the Bahamas and is considered part of the continent of North America.

[@bricewatkins2355metalhead]

I got 6 months probation when I was a kid for "discovering" a '78 Corvette.

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[@anyangoawuor1729]

What does that look like am doing my own research 😂😂😂😂

[@susanfanning9480]

Flipping through FB.

[@Silent_Steel]

I can't comprehend how people still support trump.... I literally had someone argue in chat that I was judging him by his character and not his policies.... I was like really?... did u see what u typed lol

[@janusatthegate6201]

Trump's minions are as smart as cucumbers.

[@kc3621]

Actually that's a dis to cukes.

[@dennisp3314]

Yes, I have asked several folks about that , "Doing my own research - what exactly does that mean ? What do they do exactly ? Where? No one ever actually has an answer (other than reading "stuff" online ).

[@keranseunarine4274]

Isnt that a fundamental part of passing highschool and all journalism 😂🤷‍♂️. Liberals way of subliminally telling u to not think for yourself 😂

[@kurt6230]

I suppose that MTG never has spoken in Columbus, Georgia. Colombia is a little further south.

[@BlueJazzBoyNZ]

The smallest mushroom

[@kc3621]

That would be what popped up on my lawn yesterday but maybe not.

[@freda2758]

We already know it's tiny, thanks (and unfortunately) to Stormy Daniels.

[@fonnyjootball512]

@@YungPhilosopher lmao you think he will win in 2024? 🤣 keep chugging the kool aid.....

[@DivineFalcon]

Why is reality only optional for so many people in the US? It's so bizarre.

[@Hagg-o-tron]

Man I cannot imagine pulling that shirt prank over here in the UK. In some places you'd get decked just pulling out the shirt.

[@leahmurphy59]

Haha love Jimmy! He sure knows how to effortlessly get under tRumps thin skin and fragile ego.

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[@britturk123]

I felt for the last blond young lady wearing the dodgers gear she was in severe pain, but on the good side it might help her in the delivery room if she ever decides to have children one day.

[@ricmorales3406]

And her kid ended up being a Dodgers fan

[@britturk123]

@@ricmorales3406 Oy Vey the pain.

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[@cassandrakarpinski9416]

If he doesn't conceed that he lost 2020 though, how can he be eligible for 2024. There should be a law against that

[@mayradelacruz2437]

This is genius 👏 👏😂😂 I haven't laughed this much in a long time

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

North America does not stop at USA, Jimmy! Columbus made it to America - Central America and the Caribbean count!

[@paulelford1568]

He did say he didn't make it to North America.

[@Queenie-the-genie]

I have to fast forward through the rally because I was about to throw up.

[@randykrus9562]

If America was so great.......why are they so angry all the time.....

[@alphaphotoandvideo]

I watched like 20 times the last part lol amazing

[@TheBasher-_-]

Trump is still alive?? Why is this dude still in the news, 😂 I though deposed dictators didnt talk much anymore.

[@brianbrochman5974]

Its because self hating white liberals keep him in the news so they don't have to answer for 100 or so years of shitty left wing policy.

[@butchcarter5536]

only pedo's are scared of trump

[@lenieldelatorre480]

I have a feeling KarenCon will be poorly managed

[@sunsetcaptiva8573]

They will need allot of "Managers" on staff for all of the Karen's to speak to....

[@LucareonVee]

@@sunsetcaptiva8573 Was about to say the same thing LOL

[@robinwinfield7556]

What happens if the manager is a Karin?😰

[@kingjamos2422]

@@robinwinfield7556 Mirrors exist for a reason.

[@LucareonVee]

@@robinwinfield7556 The universe implodes

[@DocTheJock]

Reminds me of that bit in Tropic Thunder with Ben Stillers character, in his adverts… ‘Here we go again… again!’

[@dennischallinor8497]

Are you living better now than you were five yrs. ago? OK, make America Great Again, just once, were waiting.

[@lulzmusic]

I’m flabbergasted how easily “loyal fans” convert for 15 seconds of fame 🤦‍♂️

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[@donspringstead1649]

Stirring up more trouble. He's berserk, evil and dangerous and there's no stopping him

[@mikeyfn-a6684]

My g/f at only 6yrs old(!) actually wrote a poem for Columbus called 'Colunbus You Rot' 😍😍😍

[@WordslingingStephen]

Too bad Nicki Minaj's "Swollen Testicles" Convention is cancelled-- I heard that place was going to be ballin'! Guess now they be bawlin'.

[@LindenRanch]

Donnie pays for people to attend his rallies.

[@kc3621]

That's not the only thing hes paid for.😉😂

[@jonasgustavsson7496]

"It's TV, it's not Tiktok - no one will see it" - - ROFL!

[@SCMorfildur]

@Steve N. To be fair, he watched it on KZbin, not TV. The "reporter" did not disclose that :D

[@jonasgustavsson7496]

@Steve N. Thanks for pointing that out! I feel much better now. And it made the comment so much better. All the best!

[@m35.9ms6]

Can I ask WHY the late night shows never make fun of Biden? There’s so much material there too!!!!

[@billpool1217]

Her "Battle of the Bay" sweatshirt was printed before she was born!!!

[@m.k.c.5212]

Everyone needs to start calling her Majority Traitor Gorn

[@butchcarter5536]

only pedo's are scared of trump

[@jamesdykes1829]

Doing my own research! For 50 years I never had to get another shot for the measles the chicken pox Etc. They said one thing at first and now we see something different. Doing my own research.

[@jarrysciligo5395]

You wouldn't catch me dead wearing stinking Doyers gear even if I lost a bet. 2010, 2012, 2014, 2021. Go Giants!

[@omardunchie8603]

Trump is like a little child that just lost his ice cream to the ground. Waaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaaa wsaaaaaaaa

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[@doctorthirteen5499]

I watched an hour or so of that rally, holy hell his audience looked so bored 😆

[@kc3621]

Sorry you were referring to the rally, I glossed over that I thought you were shading james.

[@janejones8672]

Because Trump is boring. Trump says the same thing over and over again…..I won the Election by a landslide, the January 6th Protest at the Capitol was so Peaceful, we need to get these Republicans out of Office, blah, blah, blah

[@derreckmckenzie5521]

Hes so boring you could only watch him for an hour or so lol compared to what 2 hours of Biden as he talks about his big success in afgan getting all but a few thousand americans out , leaving 90 billion in military weapons for a new sophicicated taliban , and only losing 13 solders in the process and killing an american aid worker and his family in retalition of it before leaving the taliban to do there thing oh and of course giving them a list of the people still there so they could be safe of course. Then proceding to talk about the southern border and how successful his open border policy is with taxpayers covering the cost of housing and taking care of thousands of illegels daily who unlike the citizens who are there legally arent required to have a covid test done even though its known that at least 30 percent are infected with covid and even more with others illnesses which the taxpayers will also cover there healthcare and education while giving them a monthly check , while proceding to fire tens of thousands of health care workers and millions of others due to vaccine mandates while shutting down small businesses putting millions into poverty with the highest suicide rate ever. Yet the biggest threat is climate change so we must shut down more so chine the biggest polluter can open more coal plants and raise in power while increasing there co2 due to america reducing theres lol oh and parents who dare stand up for there childrens education calling them domestic terrorists like half of the population already is labeled using federal agencies to persue these parents, what else has he done to greatly improve the lives of americans while he unites the people who after putting so many in poverty uncertain of weather they can pay there bills hes pushing for a bill in the amount of several trillion in a 2500 page bill which will benifit the people who put him in power and at zero cost cause hes gonna hire extra IRS to audit any one with 600 or more dollars in there account. well thats enough greatness for now , Biden for president socialism always works for the government lol. But hey keep hating trump cause hes just as bad they work for the same puppet master he pushed these vaccines through Biden is forcing them on the people thats the real agenda one world government a dictatorship thats what the virus was made for and thats what there pushing vaccines for control thats the issue you should be focussed on.

[@kc3621]

@@derreckmckenzie5521 you wrote all this so no one would read it...smart.🤣

[@harrisongeorge8254]

Hello Doctor ,Lovely look you got would love to be a friend if you don't mind, Thanks

[@LisaLGruman]

Wow. Giants’ fans who caved. Un-fricken-real.

[@Spominator]

They seemed like nice people just trying to help the camera crew. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@LisaLGruman]

@@Spominator Nice is a good attribute. Loyalty an admirable strength.

[@ProHobbyjogger]

@@LisaLGruman To be fair, your sports team loyalty is kind of a made up tribalism. So helping some nice strangers out doesn’t seem that crazy.

[@LisaLGruman]

@@ProHobbyjogger Thanks for your and for everybody’s input. All were Giants fans (like myself) so it probably would’ve been really fun to watch had they all been Dodger fans touting the Giants. 🧡

[@waynesuk327]

That’s like Montreal and Toronto hockey fans. Awesome!!!

[@wizardsuth]

Martin Short isn't on the paper money, just the coins. It ensures that everyone is Short-changed.

[@seadude2454]

Jimmy is one of Maxines people y’all know the kind.

[@butchcarter5536]

only pedo's are scared of trump

[@greyson3421]

*Pop Quiz: What Canadian Born Politician ran for U.S President?* *Happy Thanksgiving Ted Cruz!*

[@ouzi9122]

Keep him send us back Céline Dion, Ryan Reynolds, Ryan Gosling, Jim Carrey, Seth Rogan, Joshua Jackson and Niel Young. Oh keep Beiber he's on the house lol 😆

[@asaabrahamagulnik574]

If that is the case, I guess he must have dual citizenship because the one office that you are not allowed to run for is President. That is possibly the only reason that Schwarzenegger did not run for office.

[@rubyjohnson4103]

You can keep him. We DON'T want him back. Maybe he can go live with Justin Bieber.😂

[@rondanew9916]

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[@devonlockwood1477]

That poor guy looked so humiliated!

[@1971jwing]

CAN'T we move on from this wart on society. WE need as Americans to lick our wounds and improve our democracy by instilling a sense of ownership in our systems again. Great health to everyone.

[@BOOTBOSS1]

And it so great now with the highest inflation in 40 years our borders over run and people losing their jobs over 10 year old e mails

[@imfromdowntown]

The last Giants fan didn’t even wear the Dodgers shirt. Only draped it. Hahaha. Good sport.

[@MelodicQuest]

She seemed the most hesitant, even though she still did it.

[@dg9334]

It’s just a TV, not a Tik Tok, no one will see it. Looool!

[@vtheg6668]

It looked like she was in pain speaking about the Dodgers, funny. 🤣🤣

[@TheMulToyVerse]

@@vtheg6668 So did that older lady “They’ll think I had too much wine” 😅

[@jamesspencer1529]

Kimmel should seek help about his obsession with Trump.

[@yankeesusa1]

I live in Florida and that's about right....

[@MatthewSmith001]

Columbus never se... dammit, Jimmy, you beat me to it!

[@harrisongeorge8254]

Hello Matthew ,Lovely look you got would love to be a friend if you don't mind, Thanks

[@MatthewSmith001]

@@harrisongeorge8254 why?

[@harrisongeorge8254]

@@MatthewSmith001 It's my pleasure to meet you.

[@harrisongeorge8254]

@@MatthewSmith001 I'm looking for a lady, who's ready for a serious relationship that can lead to marriage, a sincere, honest, caring, understanding and loving lady to spend the rest of my life with.

[@MatthewSmith001]

@@harrisongeorge8254 my picture is of a child... doesn't it concern you that you're acting creepy to young girl named Matthew?

[@thestephanieo815]

Kimmel is obsessed with the Trumps…just let it go man. He’s out of office some people wanna leave it in the past

[@seattleite6631]

Except he's still in the news with stupid rallies and actively undermining our democracy. If only he would go away.

[@davidmosen2767]

Right. Trump is so over it - he can’t admit he lost the 2020 election. Just keeps talking about grievance and unsettled scores.

[@gamepapa1211]

Maybe they'll stop talking about him as soon as he admit he lost the election? Just asking questions here.

[@thestephanieo815]

There’re worst things happening right now. Border crisis, what the families of those who were abandoned in Afghanistan but If you wanna assess which problems are worth talking about then it depends who the crisis is under for it to matter 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@thestephanieo815]

@@gamepapa1211 He stepped down. He has the right to trial due to the 11,000 page evidence that the court didn’t even both to read. So yes it’s his constitutional right. He can rally just like everyone who did in the past 2 years. It’s his prerogative like anyone else’s.

[@83osoy]

Can’t wait for another season of JVG commentary 😂

[@dlilking]

Jimmy is so in love with Donald Trump. He thinks about him 24/7.

[@StevensOpinions]

No, he just reads jokes that are written for him, lol.

[@WilliamRWarrenJr]

3:50 ... So *THAT'S WHY* my cat used to jump up in the air and freak the frack out every time she saw him!

[@TheGordohhh]

That last girl is 100% adorable, and 99% faithful.

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[@09spidy]

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[@davidlundquist1979]

That's just giving me serious Archer vibes: "MAGA? MAGA! MAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Well fine, then just pout!"