Trump to Women: "I Will Be Your Protector" & Mark Robinson’s Wild Porn Messages | The Daily Show

[@marymclaughlin2559]

Women over 50 already fought this fight. Now we do again.

[@4UStevePerry]

Exactly Ruth Bader must be rolling in her grave.

[@cltinturkey]

Many women over 50 have daughters, nieces, cousins, sisters, and other female relatives! Reproductive health and control over your own body should be of great concern to ALL women.

[@madenaminefee6643]

Yes we fought for women's rights and a womens right to make decisions about her body. Birth control and abortion. I'm 66 and I remember. We should dust off Helen Reddy song "I am women"

[@Tundra1428]

As a guy in his low thirties, I'm sorry. I did vote on the abortion issue in Kansas. Kamala has my vote, for at least the popular vote.

[@wiscogirl81]

And us women under 50 continue to fight right along with you!

[@remo7034]

Pretty insane hearing a man saying abortion IS HIS concern, but shouldn't be a woman's.

[@scorpven]

It is the the first step to authoritarianism America's newly introduced Sharia law, AKA Project 2025.

[@TechSucht]

#weird

[@waggishsagacity7947]

@remo7034: He's Republican; what's so strange about his brain, except its absence?

[@Damogen]

He's just shocked that they care about something that doesn't effect them personally. Conservative voters shouldn't be able to do that.

[@Mr00Chief00]

Well the lackeys of Trump are not exactly the sharpest most moral tools in the shed.

[@monica93304]

How this election can be so close boggles my mind.

[@jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491]

This is not normal

[@Kenzie_Hill]

Right!

[@Collageartist69]

It isn't.

[@pietrojenkins6901]

Tis the poorly educated folks on the other side making it unnecessarily close.

[@umrobe62]

There's an entire other half of the voting population who thinks the same thing.

[@katyventre8410]

I don't need a protector, I need my rights.

[@seanhammond9253]

I want you to have them! You, my wife, our daughter... my future Grandkids... Lets all organize, work hard... AND GO GET THEM! 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙🌊💯👍

[@BabsKaz]

Pass the ERA

[@biankacosma]

Too many rights if you ask me 😂

[@tyskerbarn5171]

so- vote Trump.

[@tykedria4716]

@@tyskerbarn5171stupidity for me!!

[@tantelila7464]

"Ladies, do not be afraid, I am with you!" - "That's why we're afraid."

[@TheMAmeph]

And he delivered that speech in this special crazy intonation he sometimes has. Listen again at the last part, the "I am your protector", it sounds so creepy (beyond the words).

[@Gee2311-i4u]

Hahahaha......nailed it!

[@Gee2311-i4u]

Just like a crocodile says "i'll be your protector" to a deer 😂

[@poodypooroo]

I feel like Trump was using his bedroom voice in that clip and he made have had a smurfy going on

[@thezilch7227]

No wonder his wife is in hiding

[@BlindedByLogic]

Such a creep, he want to "protect" women, reminiscent on an abuser who tries to convince their victim they are the only one they can trust.

[@delta5297]

Women need to be protected FROM Donald Trump.

[@BlindedByLogic]

@@delta5297 Trump is the Hannibal Lecter of protecting women.

[@smurxxx0910]

He wants to "protect" women like the Taliban "protect" women.

[@bettyjones113]

Ewwwwwww

[@sidgarrett7247]

My wife said that when she heard that lie.

[@nicolehowe1742]

I'm a 51yr old woman but I have a daughter and I have granddaughters. I care!!!

[@martibee8984]

I'm close to 50, and I haven't been able to have children since 2005. What I have is the need to protect my daughter, neices, friends, and even complete strangers.

[@wespeakforthetrees]

I'm a LGBT white male. I also have a daughter and a grand daughter, and I care too. Women's rights are human rights!

[@heatherpayne1995]

Yep. I'm 48 and have two children with uteruses. An abortion saved my life when I started hemorrhaging in my second pregnancy. My youngest was born 11 months later. Neither of us would be here if my doctor had to get permission from her hospital's lawyers to save my life. I really care about what's going to happen to my kids.

[@bschuler6216]

🤯

[@PeterAylesbury]

Ironic

[@Remmy-iq3bs]

Woman like me fought for rights. Now we have to do it again. How this is close I can’t understand. Maybe it shows the thoughts of people which is awful. You are always a gem Desi. Thank you 💙💙💙

[@larissabrglum3856]

"Why are women over 50 supporting abortion access when it doesn't affect them" just reveals how little this guy can fathom what it's like to care about other people

[@jefferson808]

Incels gonna incel.

[@StellaDoe]

Why should men decide on abortion ban when they don't get pregnant? This same question goes to catholic priests and male ministers who support abortion ban.

[@sailincat2822]

At this point, Republicans who care about others are just closet Democrats.

[@dhhallstrom7933]

We support our daughters and grand daughters as we implemented the original ruling..idiot!

[@jlighter1]

Apparently he doesn’t understand the concept of people having “families” and “friends” who might be impacted. Or even something as basic as “principles.”

[@ThomasAPhistryJr]

Isn't that what all abusers and predators say?

[@dianekelly1706]

Right??

[@nancychandler367]

Yes

[@aGoodNAZIisaDeadNAZI]

Yep

[@generalputnam2990]

Absolutely.

[@JELWwL6unE8V7iGB3]

No. Some have learned that they aren't going to be convincing and skip straight to threatening physical harm.

[@deborahbarnes6741]

Bernie Moreno's comments go right along with Vance's. I am over 50 and childless, but I still care about reproductive rights for ALL women. With guys like Moreno, Vance & Robinson, the gop continues to alarm women of all ages.

[@Patriot1789]

Alarm them? They want them to go back to the days when women were those picking the berries and cooking over wood.

[@sandyhossman7771]

Me too but I am 65yo

[@devilinav7494]

They don't just alarm us, they display open contempt for us. I will be pleased to return it this November, as a gesture in-kind.

[@prosandcons-fl2cc]

And like, what if people in that demographic have loved ones who may need an abortion?

[@soniajacobs3038]

@@deborahbarnes6741 He must think we don’t care about our daughters and granddaughters. That’s understandable: I saw a raw video of him the other day getting ready to record in a grocery store. He actually asked his sons (as he held them in front of him for a photo op., and in front of everyone) if they could “act like normal kids for three minutes” while he recorded his speech. Poor kids. Imagine having him for a father.

[@steveherron6007]

If people would only LISTEN to him. How could you support him?

[@JohnYoung-js1bl]

How any woman can vote for that creep is beyond me. Who hurt you?

[@PatriciaNoel-qp2ff]

If I could think of a more powerful word than “REPULSIVE”, I’d type it in here a thousand times!!!!

[@boxvango9021]

​​@@PatriciaNoel-qp2ffI think "republican" comes pretty close these days

[@TracedaBassman]

They are attracted to the racism and cruelty to people they hate.

[@4plus20isHappy]

It’s called Stockholm Syndrome.

[@catherinepraus8635]

So weird

[@steverichards1482]

not really a surprise that trump keeps trying to force himself on America after she said no

[@mikejones-go8vz]

That’s funny and sad 😂😞

[@martibee8984]

I'm stealing that. 💙

[@notyourroad]

Thank you! I have to use this now.

[@kasondaleigh]

😂

[@mindy56374]

💯

[@laalaa99stl]

"Only men who can't get pregnant are allowed to have an opinion on abortion." 💯

[@captng]

I'm a man who can't get pregnant and I don't have an opinion about abortion but I do have an understanding that women much like men need proper healthcare.

[@xpsxps1339]

Yeah, because that itself guarantees they truly don't know what they are talking about!

[@Buckboy2024]

I’m a man. Men should have no jurisdiction over women’s bodies. Let’s vote blue and make orange the new fired!

[@wargodsix]

Her body her choice

[@NeilLewis77]

@@captng dont sell yourself short dude. you can do it. i believe in you.

[@AilsR-y7r]

Trump is insane. Praying for you America. Wish i could give you my vote but can only give you my love and support from UK 💙💙

[@emileedoesthings]

thank you very much. im nervous for our election but i am optimistic, i can feel that there is something happening here in America. lots of republicans are choosing country over party, people who have never voted before are voting, and we are already having record voter turnout everywhere. Kamala is stirring the people up with hope and passion to protect our country, our rights, and the world from fascism. do not lose hope

[@LindaWalker-fn9ib]

I am a nurse. The woman fleeing from Texas to my state with things like ectopic pregnancies that are a direct threat to their lives, don't feel safe thanks to Trump.

[@billkendrick1]

yeah, but... something something it's in the states' hands 🙄

[@00tree]

I’m a white sis dude and I don’t either. Anyone with any sense doesn’t.

[@ashahahaha]

Human Rights (or constitutional rights?) > States' Rights > Federal Rights Why do politics always leave the human right acknowledgment out. But we have no real universally agreed human rights laws or doctrines, just suggestions, sadly.

[@00tree]

@@ashahahaha They leave them out because the general public is not seen as worthy of them and of little more use than to serve those in power.

[@belenward112]

Thank you for your service; you're a hero!

[@BigInQueens]

THIS. ELECTION. SHOULD. NOT. BE. THIS. CLOSE. 🤯

[@embreis2257]

abolish the Electoral College and all would become crystal clear. this absurd and anachronistic thing needs to go ASAP

[@fritzhaselnuss7852]

it probably isnt....cant trust polls anymore

[@nickwallette6201]

If there were ever an indicator that, largely, people vote for the party and not the person, this is it. It truly doesn't even matter who or what is running. Just "R" or "D".

[@davidmccarthy6061]

Most polls are commissioned and designed for a bias to support an agenda, usually are barely large enough to support a statistical outcome, and frequently don't survey a properly diverse population to provide any meaning. BUT, keeping the race neck-and-neck greatly increases the anxiety and chaos, which drives revenue. The polls also don't have any way to prove the truth of the respondents and 40% of Americans never vote.

[@ocorley3124]

He should not be allowed to be in the race in the first place!

[@courtneyjohnson6853]

The level of disrespect towards woman is reaching a fever pitch. Thank you, Desi for covering it

[@wisconsinfarmer4742]

Perspective. a drop in the bucket compared to pre 1970.

[@jeffreyenglish1815]

I can’t imagine being a black immigrant woman these days.

[@prancey227]

​@@wisconsinfarmer4742bruv, are you trying to tell women to calm down lol

[@elliebell2317]

@@wisconsinfarmer4742 ...and?? We should accept disrespect and control because it was worse fifty years ago?

[@amybaker3551]

@@wisconsinfarmer4742 You don't get a say in what you haven't experienced. I don't know if you have heard, but white men opinions are no longer the default authority in all things.

[@XxpurplejellyxX]

There is something seriously wrong with this man

[@ManuelCoronel-sw1pb]

Everything is seriously wrong with this orange mastodon

[@tedbanning9090]

Safe on the streets 4 years ago? That's because the streets were empty. Everyone was sheltering at home.

[@krisherman3513]

I can't believe he uses the 4 years ago line. Did everyone forget that was during COVID? Not a time I would ask people to remember!

[@JoshuaTootell]

Yes, people keep forgetting that gas was cheap because no one was driving. And also forgetting about how you couldn't get toilet paper because of the panic buying. Oh, and let's not forget all the protesting and riots at the time too ​@@krisherman3513

[@mariag.8242]

Which meant women were abused much more in their homes 🤦‍♀️

[@rustynailz178]

If you are wondering what that noise was, it was every woman in America throwing up in their mouths after hearing Trump say he's going to be their protector. 🤮🤮

[@SherryWineAndCats]

As well as all VJ’s drying up faster than P diddys alibis

[@kerensabirch5214]

Not just in America, believe me. 🤢

[@flipwood4897]

And yet some women will still vote for him and against their own interests.

[@DR.Poncho-dx4zr]

If you think that's something, just think of all the maga girls that liked that. Now that is truly 🤢.

[@bluebelle8823]

No it was any woman globally. We stand with you because no one deserves to live under that mad ba***rd.

[@aprilcalhoun8984]

He did everything but say “don’t you worry your pretty little head about it.” *shudder *

[@Jennyfeather_22]

Keeping American women barefoot and pregnant is the plan of Project 2025 and the Republican Taliban.

[@mollyjones2944]

Yay Dulce's back!! Desi on point as usual. 🔥

[@PoliticalHumorAndTruth]

It was already beyond cringy before the "I will be your protector" line... All the empty headed MAGA women I'm sure are just delighted by that. Any other woman is going to see red flags right and left.

[@jal051]

I'm a man and it creeped me out.

[@JohnWick-o6z]

WOMEN FOR THEIR REPRODUCTIVE RIGHTS ARE VOTING FOR HARRIS/WALZ 2024 💙💙🇺🇸🇺🇸💙💙🇺🇸🇺🇸💙💙🇺🇸🇺🇸💙

[@stanbyme7874]

@@jal051thank you

[@4UStevePerry]

He's the predator IT clown Penny wise except he preys on woman instead for kids.

[@todd8155]

How the heck is this election even close?

[@thomasalva9263]

His own wife and daughter don’t want to be near him. Why would any other woman?

[@samuela-aegisdottir]

Melania is a nice example how much happier women are when spending time with Trump.

[@Luceeeeeeeeeeeeee]

This 🎯 His own wife doesn't seem to be happy or free.

[@thomasalva9263]

@@Luceeeeeeeeeeeeee She hates him. She’s wasting her life being married to that freak.

[@foranaffairs]

Is he protecting the lady who died in Georgia because she couldn’t get a D&C

[@DonFahquidmi]

Say her name! Amber Thurman!

[@DonFahquidmi]

Say her name! Amber Thurman!

[@Groffili]

But... but... but... what can he do? He isn't the president! He is powerless right now! If he were the president, he surely would have send his secret sevice detail and personal physician and the Supreme Court... ... aw shucks, not even sarcasm can balance out the disgust I'm feeling! Vote sane in November, please! Harris/Walz 2024

[@alphabravo8703]

yup

[@gayluinstra1396]

He probably doesn't even understand the basic details surrounding her tragic death. It's infuriating to think we've become a country that dislikes women this much.

[@JustME-ft4di]

His thoughts on women are called ‘Coercive Control’ in courts here in the UK.

[@seanhammond9253]

Thanks for keeping your eye on us... and for commenting! We need all the Global Participation we can get; helps give us better perspective.. Plus, you know... keeping people honest (on as much as possible). 💙💙🌊🌊💯💯👍👍

[@paulhomsy2751]

The type of control all charlatans try to use.

[@4plus20isHappy]

BUT HER EMAILS!

[@aninewforest]

The guy who promises to protect you is the guy you'll need protection from.

[@gus473]

Nice little business model you got there, Donnie. Be a shame if you were voted out of that. Just sayin'..... 😉

[@valkyrie1066]

That has ALwaYS been my experirence. "I'll protect you means: I'll own you."

[@Magustheseer]

"Someone needs to protect the family from the man protecting this family." Skyler White, Breaking Bad.

[@SweetJustice11]

@@valkyrie1066 Bingo! It's about controlling women.

[@JeanConley]

Extremely well put.

[@njay4361]

I'm a woman. I make 60% more than I did 4 years ago, am in way better shape, and moved to the safest, quietest house I've ever lived in. I'm terrified of him ruining that for me...

[@giangggiangg8245]

Harris 2024

[@giangggiangg8245]

Harris wait 2024

[@VladimirPutin-p3t]

And you don't have to wear a mask to leave the house anymore

[@pietrojenkins6901]

Remember he said '' I don't care about you i just need your votes ''

[@ginajones2328]

🌬️🌎🫶🌀🌊💙

[@teacherdude]

It's the classic wife beater line; "Yes, I know I hurt you, but only I can protect you from the real monsters out there. who are far worse than me".

[@notyourroad]

"The real monsters are the police who just want to take me away from you".

[@grumpycouch6403]

"No one cares about you like I do."

[@firstlast8258]

Equal rights equal fights

[@jeffreym.8957]

He's a typical raging narcissist - only I can love you like you need. Nope. Everyone's replaceable. Especially raging narcissists!

[@livequality4578]

Have Democrats protected women lately? Crime? Illegals? Multiple endless wars on my dime? Inflation that makes groceries a luxury?

[@Mhojito53]

He is 100% infantilizing women. Ugh. He's really from the 50-s.

[@ConsciusVeritasVids]

Women don't want to be burdened with thoughts of all those tiresome rights and self-determination when they could be thinking about cooking, cleaning, and ovulating instead. The GOP will make their lives much simpler by removing things like their right to vote, then giving their rational, level-headed husband that vote instead.

[@thetelescopeguy0]

@@ConsciusVeritasVidsI’m assuming this is sarcasm but I can’t tell from across the screen. I’m hoping it is.

[@Flippohoyyy]

@@ConsciusVeritasVids You write like a cursed AI

[@toothlessseer3153]

_Like a kidnapper 'protecting' his victim..._

[@judithsmith9582]

Stockholm syndrome revisited

[@4plus20isHappy]

@@judithsmith9582There’s an epidemic of that condition among Republican women, minorities and lgbt.

[@secretsloth2250]

**Possum Kingdom by Toadies intensifies**

[@deborahmulkey1627]

"It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again"

[@4plus20isHappy]

@@deborahmulkey1627 That analogy only works when the women in the pit aren’t cheering for Buffalo Bill while he’s using the hose on them.

[@aldovera3789]

I would bet all those republican men against abortion have had a few mistresses who had to have an abortion at their request.

[@tammyboon6259]

Or have forced their daughters to get an abortion to "NOT embarrass the family!!!" I heard a coworker from years ago say this happen to one of her friends! I was disgusted.

[@christinequinn5355]

ABSOLUTELY. Trump has probably done it dozens of times. And how about Matt Gaetz? They are the greatest bunch of slime ball hypocrites in America - and all hiding behind their special Trump Bibles. They have become the lowest of the low.

[@abbeyball6890]

Both of these are sadly true. I have no doubt. It's not about the life of a fetus it's about the control of women.

[@comicking428]

Herschell Walker and Mark Robinson have. There's probably more that have done a better job of keeping it under wraps.

[@coldblue9mm]

I know some right wing "Christian" people whom, when their teenaged son got his girlfriend pregnant, the first thing out of their mouths was "Abortion!" The girlfriend moved away and gave birth to the child, and that child grew into a wonderful lady.

[@lesabentley3059]

I actually make 2 times more than I did 4 years ago! Best thing I ever did was leave a Trump suppoter boss for a company that truly values me and my experience! And the thought of that creepy, old, disgusting man trying to protect me, makes me sick! VOTE BLUE THE WHOLE BALLOT! 💙🗳🇺🇲🌊💙🗳🇺🇲🌊

[@kidkique]

ehhh ok

[@marthalee5277]

I'm glad to hear of the improvement in your life!

[@lesabentley3059]

​@marthalee5277 thank you!

[@annaw252]

Actually, I'm more financially stable now than I was between 2016-2020. And since I've recovered from the covid I caught during trump's pandemic, I'm much healthier too! But thanks for asking.

[@giiiddyup]

Same

[@MelissaPhillips-ov9ml]

Same!

[@susantaylor2252]

@@annaw252 there you go. Let’s not go back. EVER AGAIN.

[@pyxilate]

Me too, although I’m a minor.

[@tianahorsey-daydreamer8962]

Funny enough, I was about to say the same thing!

[@NOLAMikki]

The over 50 women have been fighting this battle for decades.

[@MorganBondelid]

And those of us under 50 are SO GRATEFUL for your fight. We're trying to keep it going. I hate that we still have to fight for our existence.

[@IcedPeach_Oolong]

Right?!?? When that came out of his mouth I nearly lost it.

[@LoriHarris-x3r]

I’ve had a hysterectomy and it still feels quite personal.

[@Echo81Rumple83]

i ENVY you. all i could go for was an IUD, but mainly because ANY kind of surgery is out of the question for me when it comes to either not clotting to death or not bleeding to death (Factor V Leiden, even a heterozygus type, is a five-letter harsh mistress).

[@JohnDough-yr2zt]

Thank you for sharing that very personal information on this very public forum.

[@beecnul8r]

I am a 78 year old male and completely agree tha women's reproductive rights are sacred. Trump and the rest of the Coco Puffs need to be thrown from Congress!

[@soniajacobs3038]

@@LoriHarris-x3r Oh, no! I hadn’t thought about that. Those will likely be illegal too! Women with multiple fibroids will have to suffer for years! Even if smaller fibroids could be removed to alienate pain and still allow the woman to get pregnant, doctors may be afraid to do the surgery. The women will still have to suffer until menopause.

[@LoriHarris-x3r]

@@JohnDough-yr2zt So John, let me clarify, I am not the person who made these very private issues public. In fact, it’s primarily men who have made the decision to open our bodies to public policy, adjudicated by public courts, and administered as law. Whether you realize it or not, that comment was not for you, it was for us. Whether you understand or not, you overstepped with your response, as I did not ask for your opinion. Women on the other hand were taught not to speak about our more traumatic moments, ever, we shouldn’t scare other women. Guess what? It was our right to discuss, not yours to cast opinion upon, and we should learn from our mistakes. I will not follow that doctrine any longer. I’m tired of young women being fed a Disney fantasy about our reproductive health, pregnancy, childbirth, and raising children.

[@ericpearson6475]

I'm a 73 year old male. I'm glad I'm not the only one that thinks Trump's comments to women were very very creepy.

[@SoFloCo-ne4rk]

But he will be their protector. "When you're a star they let you do it. They let you do anything." Remember?

[@SweetJustice11]

@@SoFloCo-ne4rk Bingo!

[@dolores2716]

For him to think he'd win women over by promising feelings rather than policies - is it possible to be more condescending than that?

[@little.bear344]

This guy Robinson is a real piece of work, such a BS artist 😂 The way he gaslights the media to deflect from himself is hilarious 😂

[@sympj0216]

I think all the women who like him must be paid. Money talks!

[@magdalenegeorge6808]

I love you Desi, you never disappoint! Keep doing what you do, you are one of the best! To the ears of a 70 year old who has gone through this before, raised kids on my own, and can't remember a time when a man ever protected me (on the contrary!), I have to say Trumps rhetoric on protecting women has got to be the most absurd thing I've heard him say. No truth in that fairy tale.

[@LogicAndReason2025]

Fun fact: "Leave it up to the states" was also a pro-slavery argument in the 1850s.

[@JaneKaplun-js4lp]

And that worked out *so*well!

[@4plus20isHappy]

@@LogicAndReason2025 Don’t forget Jim Crow and lynch laws afterwards.

[@lornapedersen5869]

Great, just great statement

[@gharrison2595]

America would be better if states had more power, such as their own militaries, individual diplomatic relations with foreign countries regardless of the federal government's position, higher state taxes and lower federal taxes, and semi-closed borders to control immigration (e.g. that way, Texas can't bus illegal immigrants to New York, but American citizens, green card holders, and the like can travel freely between the two states).

[@ahwell9984]

"You will be protected, and I will be your protector." ICK!!

[@laurieromano4311]

🤮

[@tw_72]

He is a complete pig. I can't imagine being in the same *zip code* - let alone the same room - as him.

[@tammyboon6259]

Exactly! ICK is right!!!! 🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢

[@bovinityleak2066]

Disgusting. So he will r*pe you gently? Is that the protection he is talking about?

[@loriroy3492]

🤢

[@DoloresLehmann]

"I'll be your protector" That coming from him is so rich. Sounds like a creepy threat.

[@DetroitStorm]

sounds like testimony used to get a restraining order

[@GhostifiedGhoulishness]

😂

[@AludraEltaninAltair]

I've missed Dulce so much!! It was fantastic to see her again. More more more!!!!!!!! ❤

[@shmackydoodRon]

These people don’t get it! When we demand human rights, we want it for everyone, not just ourselves!

[@biancajade728]

These are the same people that scream about freedom of speech and religion BUT ONLY want their freedom of speech & religion protected while wanting other people's freedom of speech & religion taken away.

[@flyrobin2544]

Thank you 👏👏👏 !

[@michelea8129]

Oh Desi, thank you for absolutely schooling the public on the nightmare that is our current political circumstance for women.

[@v.l.6247]

I am a woman from germany I do not live in the states but women rights are human rights that's just one of the reasons why this election matters for the international community make the right choice the world is counting on you

[@embreis2257]

Germany is far behind many more liberal countries when it comes to this issue. just take a look at their penal code. maybe start lobbying to change the law in Germany to bring it up to modern standards?

[@v.l.6247]

⁠I am studying law in Germany but real nice that u just jump to presumptions about the legal system and how engaged people are elsewhere based on a comment 🫶🏻 It is illegal after 22 weeks and if you do not get counseling prior to it. Criminological cases are always excluded as well as medical emergency. That is how the paragraph is applied. This is a much more liberal approach compared to what is happening in the US since Roe was overturned. I am not saying that this is the perfect solution at all. There is room for improvement especially in terms of the wording of the paragraph because the way it is phrased rn is it first states that all abortion technically is illegal apart from the above stated exclusions. But one also has to consider that the paragraph as it is a compromise between liberals and pro life groups. And in recent years especially with the current government there have been calls for changing it and making changes to the code. And I am not attacking you personally with the statement nor judging the US citizens on the actions of the Supreme Court and Donald Trump. It would be insane to presume that what he did in overturning roe is what the American people want. I am merely saying the US as the oldest democracy and the leading nation in the world is an ally to us which we will always need. Thus it is a tragedy for all democracy to see human rights violated in US States. We need the US to uphold them if even the US can not do that the rest of world will have a much harder time doing so.

[@embreis2257]

@@v.l.6247 if you are a law student then open your eyes to the law in Germany. ofc I was not comparing it to the madness going on in the US which should have been quite obvious by the wording _behind many more liberal countries_ as the US is ideologically stuck in the 19th century when it comes to many laws. additionally, I am mot presuming anything as I know the law in Germany quite well. you are the one presuming. you said it yourself but wrapped it in several excuses hinting at your bias: *abortion is illegal in Germany!* - that is the main point. technically, everyone involved commits a crime, the doctors, the nurses, the pregnant woman. what the clause in the penal code does is it says that these crimes are not going to get enforced but they are still crimes. are you okay with that? is that enough? would you feel okay with it as the doctor who does the operation?

[@daveg-Vancouver_Island]

@@MillieMillieGoodDogummmm the US has decided to spend the amount of money on their military, no country is asking or expecting them to!

[@seanhammond9253]

Thank you for your participation! Please, keep it up. We need the eyes of the world on us, and their words in our ears, to help us keep balanced in the face of the lies they throw around.

[@juliefaye78]

This slays. Go Desi! Have watched it about 5 times already. In solidarity from Australia! X

[@stephen3164]

Really feels like the wolf giving a talk to the sheep: “I will protect you. You will feel so protected. You can just eat grass all day, and never look up to see what’s going on around you. Trust me…” 😳

[@stanbyme7874]

Just don’t turn your back on him😉

[@MsUppie]

Sounded more like a cult leader to me.

[@deanbardos1950]

Excellent metaphor

[@kmw8775]

Trump's pitch to women was the creepiest thing I've heard in a long time. I have to say it: he was weird. By the way, I am not poorer, more stressed, at more risk, etc., etc. than I was 4 years ago. The only additional stress I'm under now is Trump running to be president again, and watching the results of the SC kicking abortion rules back to the states. Trump is not the solution to either of those two things, he's the cause.

[@Roxie_also]

I’m not either. And no one asked me!

[@Badartist888]

How women are more sick than during the covid pandemic I have no idea.

[@JamesSimmons-d1t]

I am a man whose sister is a feminist lawyer , brother who formed group at MIT in '68 that occupied presidunce Howard Johson's office in '69, whose mom testified before Congress re ERA, as an expert on collge ed and admin...Nixon drove her bananas. Today... sigh. "Play WEIRDLE, 2 words or few syllables...Trumpster's longest coherent sentences, e.g. : "Losers drool." "I rule." "Worship me." or make up sobriquets...'Weakest MISSING Link" DinAlt. The Dimster. Sigh. "You're rubber." "I'm glue." Idea and object permanence!...turns out T mind very temporary. Idea impermanence, but Id permanent. Artificial Stupidity. Future and past unreal, mists that shift with his mood. And...ATTENTION SPAN. The Fugitive Kind." Phun for non-crime fam and un-store-bought friends."

[@theotheoth]

@@JamesSimmons-d1t I need a translator.

[@StefanThiesen]

@@theotheoth If I get it right that was the point. The Trump is so incoherent that it is impossible to comprehend anything he says. And he himself thinks it's because his mutterings are so utterly intelligent that the rest of us cannot follow. Some have likened him to a random word generator.

[@kissedbysun2517]

I want nothing to do with his brand of "protection"

[@megastin7675]

How can anyone take him seriously 🤯🤮

[@laurafrakinroslin]

The nice thing about being depressed is that you don’t fear death but Trump saying he’s going to protect women is the first thing in 3 months that’s actually triggered my anxiety

[@SelmaEvergreens-td6ge]

He's got female vj covered in department store dressing rooms with slow speed digital.

[@jakethepillowsnake5302]

I'm right there with you. Not afraid of death, but afraid of suffering (mine and others') and I fear seeing others die, which makes Trump's candidacy terrifying.

[@PastryFan3016]

This is really off topic but my son has been gone for 8 wks. I'm the one who found him. I've not slept hardly since. I see it when I try. He felt alone I think. His service was huge. So many people loved him and miss him. So many of us are grieving and struggling. I worry about his friends bc he lost a friend half a yr before the same way. Lots of times family and friends will after something like that. I just really want to say no matter how bad things get there will be moments worth experiencing. Talk to someone and if they don't want to listen talk to someone else if you're ever that low bc I guarantee you there are more people than you realize that will want you to. We're all saying that about my kid. If he'd just talked to us. If we'd have had any idea. I'm hurting in ways I never imagined but I will hang on bc I don't want anyone else to go through what I am. Depression is so hard. I've dealt with it and anxiety for years. So I understand, but I just want to give a little bit of my perspective from the other perspective. I think that people need to know that there can be better days or even just moments and most of us aren't as alone as we sometimes feel.

[@tonib.3016]

I'm terrified too. Dump and his minions are absolutely bonkers.

[@theofficialadhdteacher]

Also, don’t give up!!! You got this.

[@peege9000]

Yet another amazing thing about that creepy protector speech is he was reading it OFF THE TELEPROMPTER. Someone actually wrote that for him.

[@Jennyfeather_22]

Well, he sure didn't come up with that. That was cringe even for the dressing room.

[@elizabethalexander6528]

More than one draft too.

[@surewhatever8843]

My money is on stevie miller!

[@tammyboon6259]

The problem is he can't hide his creepiness, & yet there are women who somehow don't this?!?! I just don't get them at ALL!!!

[@ChristophBrinkmann]

Only thing surprising about that is that he can read

[@Raiderhays37]

I'm a 60 year old man and I'll tell you why I care about women's health and their right to reproductive health care (and all that entails, even the right to choose abortion). I have a 7 year old granddaughter and I want her to be able to make her own decisions regarding her reproductive health care when she comes of age. It's that simple.

[@vikj1255]

Its really simple. Move.

[@williamstefens]

​@@vikj1255 In what lifetime in these United States should a family's only choice to continue to have the right to make decisions about their bodies is to move? You reply is disgusting, selfish and UnAmerican.

[@trnharris]

​@williamstefens Their ignorance is astounding isn't it? Knows no bounds.

[@macm2373]

Beautiful! Thank you! ❤

[@timcurtis2337]

@@vikj1255 Your losing the up vote game, aren't you?

[@topnotch4564]

And we all Know Exactly Where he Grabs Them!!!!!!

[@katsybo]

He is a laughing stock!🤣🤣🤣I really don’t want his “PROTECTION”!💙💙💙💙💙

[@whalesong999]

He's bringing Hannibal Lecter into his campaign promises. He's delirious.

[@Analyst]

Pass the ketchup!!!

[@SaraKeen-zi4qd]

Don’t want or need his protection.

[@ebpula]

Ladies, you can put this Abuser to pasture. You can do it. Go and vote No Trump, No Vance, No to republicans that are predators.

[@rileyfuckingrifle]

Gentlemen and distinguished others are invited to join too. The more the merrier. 💙💙💙

[@little.bear344]

FDJT, FJDV & FMAGA.

[@seanhammond9253]

@@little.bear344 Heck Yeah! F-Them-All, and the Proud Boys and White Nationalists along with them. Double-F's for the Religious Far Right!! (if you read the part of Project 2025 about Eucation, they state that they will zero out the Federal funding for public schools, and shift it all to Christian Institutions... they are going to try to move as many children as possible into rigidly Christian schools by making THEM the only ones with the funding to handle such large numbers of kids. UNAMERICAN!!!). 💙💙🌊🌊💯💯👍👍

[@jaywallin]

Just when you thought there was no Way Trump could get any creepier, he goes 5 levels deeper

[@mikejohe1920]

😂😂😂😂😂for real

[@jamesshea9575]

Can you imagine the snakes crawling around between the ears and beneath that bald covering mop of dyed hair?

[@mariarobles6805]

You are absolutely right 😢😢

[@Buckboy2024]

Sad and true.

[@nikkireigns]

Please don’t say “trump” and “deeper” in the same sentence

[@rosierivera2563]

Republican Benny Moreno says women over 50 should have no say about abortions because they wouldn't need one So why are men having a say since they wouldn't need one either?

[@michellewilson2995]

That to show how dumb they are

[@nialcc]

And none of the presidents we've ever had has needed one either.

[@gayluinstra1396]

I had a great grandmother who had "a menopause baby." She wasn't over 50, but she was pretty close. BTW, why does it seem it's almost always (dare I say, older, white) men who are talking about women's reproductive systems? Shouldn't women and their doctors be the ones discussing this stuff?

[@ryshow9118]

Because "Jeebus Chrips" duh 😅

[@BlackberryTitties]

@@ryshow9118🤣🤣

[@JohnWick-o6z]

WOMEN FOR THEIR REPRODUCTIVE RIGHTS ARE VOTING FOR HARRIS/WALZ 2024 💙💙🇺🇸🇺🇸💙💙🇺🇸🇺🇸💙💙🇺🇸🇺🇸💙

[@kurtsakslsvideosaks9185]

1,000,000%

[@Gabi-lt4mx]

Yes

[@PeterAylesbury]

Maybe that's why the 19th amendment should go

[@nicbarrax76]

"I will protect you." Sounds like a threat to me...

[@PercivalBlakeney]

Sounds like one of "Sir" Jimmy's chat up lines. 🙄🤢

[@grumpycouch6403]

It has a definitive dystopian overtone.

[@brianfristensky521]

Will the next Trump scam be a protection racket?

[@deborahmulkey1627]

​@@PercivalBlakeneyewwwww

[@PercivalBlakeney]

@@deborahmulkey1627 Thanks Deborah. Sorry to have to get the point across in that way. You're very understanding. 🌹

[@robertohurtado-wc7yn]

Best Desi performance

[@xpsxps1339]

Oh, Dulce...🙂! Welcome back, girl!! I miss you all the time you are not on screen!

[@sasachiminesh1204]

I have a daughter and three sisters - none of them need or want you to "protect" them. They are strong and smart and can stand up for themselves. They are also richer than me : )

[@Amy-lf5kn]

Yay!!! So glad to see Dulce! Dulce and Josh together make the laughter gold!

[@saar144]

I could do without either of them

[@jaimemoralacreacion]

@@saar144Luckily The Daily Show thinks otherwise 😂 #L

[@ChristophBrinkmann]

​@@saar144 You can go somewhere else. It's a big internet.

[@GSBarlev]

I desperately need more episodes of "Hold Up."

[@AludraEltaninAltair]

Yesssssss! I love their dynamic ❤

[@Phantombrother]

"Women will be happy, healthy, confident and free . . . or else!"

[@randyerwin6016]

What frightens me is the gaggle of goons behind him laughing and their adoring looks. What is wrong with them? I have 6 granddaughters age 3 to 12. The thought of this ridicules example of a man being president gives me nightmares. I and millions of seniors shouldn't have to suffer this kind of trauma in our old age.

[@MrNice-gw5dt]

Dezi can put on a show like no other ! great job Dezi ! yo go girl!

[@Echo81Rumple83]

absolutely perfect set-up to let her do tonight's headlines based on the news discussed.

[@grobannoel]

And a little off topic, isn't Josh adorable.

[@beccac.4923]

@@grobannoelI was looking for some Josh love! He is fantastic

[@bulletproofair]

For real, his manipulation of women is downright emotionally abusive. It's actually psycopathic and megalomanical.

[@bellesbooks7782]

Desi Lydic, Dulce Sloan, and Josh Johnson all in one show??? More of this please!!!

[@deanbardos1950]

💯

[@melodyqueen6432]

This here - Dulce and Josh are my favorite! It's been a while since I've seen Dulce and I thought she wasn't even with TDS anymore

[@MaijaKarklins]

2028 -- this team hosts a presidential debate! Please.

[@sailincat2822]

​@@MaijaKarklins, I suggest Desi Lydic, Dulce Sloan, and Josh Johnson offer to host a presidential debate now! Put up some sort of tempting bait to get Trump to agree. Even if he suspects it will go badly for him, he would still underestimate just how badly. Would have to wait for Kamala Harris' confirmation until she can pick herself up off the floor gasping from laughing. Pay per view could wipe out the national debt. For that matter, I would like to see all political debates hosted by late night comedians.

[@aaronbarrera2995]

Harris/Walz 2024!!! Make America Normal Again!!!

[@flameroad123]

I need Mana fast! All out of magic!

[@WanderingExistence]

She supports a segregationist country...

[@aceventuraaceventura2003]

MANA was what saved the Israelites.

[@WanderingExistence]

@@aaronbarrera2995 "From 2008 until 6 October 2023, 1,434 Palestinian children were reportedly killed, with an additional 32,175 sustaining injuries, primarily at the hands of Israeli occupation forces. Of these, 1,025 children were killed in Gaza alone, since the unlawful blockade began in 2007." - UN Human Rights, ‘Unchilded’ from birth: UN expert calls for decisive protection of Palestinian children under Israeli rule, 24 October 2023

[@Buckboy2024]

Right there with you!

[@bamboozled1668]

M.A.G.A. Protecting Women From Independent Thoughts Since 2016 🤬

[@peterriley64]

😂😂 nice

[@janmaly4635]

😂😂😂😂

[@Awesomekindle]

They've been working on that suppression for decades. That's why so many vote R

[@listerinr]

As it should be.

[@janmaly4635]

@@listerinr Edgar, go away! Misogynistic 💩!!

[@LyonsM]

The scary part is Trump thinks he makes sense.

[@seanhammond9253]

'Scary' and 'threatening': Trump reposts vengeful memes after new indictment kzbin.info/www/bejne/e6PMiZKfmbacoZY

[@Vxvx22]

Please VOTE, the poll is often wrong. This battle will be decided by very thin margin. Check your vote registration is still valid. Many state has registration deadline 30 Day BEFORE November 5th. Vote in person if possible.

[@DonFahquidmi]

Can't be said enough. Keep on keepin' on. We'll sleep after the election.

[@undisclosedthai]

In some countries, all eligible voters are automatically eligible without registration. The US system, which requires registration, seems more complicated.

[@Vxvx22]

@@undisclosedthai The voting system in US is definitely much more vulnerable compare to the European system. In US, anyone can apply to get a job as a poll/ vote counting worker, which means it is possible that most vote worker are MAGA. It is a real plan by the MAGA supporter. They can essentially only count the vote that they want. But in Europe, vote worker are randomly selected, kind of like how selecting jury for jury duty in court.

[@Vxvx22]

@@DonFahquidmi that's right. Keep going.

[@flyrobin2544]

@@Vxvx22 We have a lot of Dems volunteering too. The machines count first and if there's a huge discrepancy, there is a recount. Every box has totals from each count. That is why they couldn't prove Trump won, when he lost.

[@jamesbishop9156]

Controlling woman has always been the first step for dominants of patriarchal control. Imagine being forced to completely hide yourself like a ghost, like a sheet over your head and body, and not even look into another's eyes in public. This is happening now. Sad but true...😢♥️

[@laurafrakinroslin]

Unplanned pregnancies are very common in women over 50. Fertility actually goes up, I’ve heard it described as the reproductive system throwing a going out of business sale and since pregnancies are riskier for all involved the older you are even menopausal women have skin in the game when it comes to abortion rights.

[@redwaveofketchup7457]

Going out of business sale.....Interesting way to describe it.....😆

[@ginajones2328]

The menopause Oops bebe'

[@soniajacobs3038]

@@laurafrakinroslin I had a family member that happened to. Her son was in the Air Force and she got pregnant again. She said, “My doctor didn’t tell me that my new medication would make me Fertile Mertle.”

[@SherryWineAndCats]

My mom had my baby sister at 51… it happens

[@Mallykins]

This is how my dad has an aunt his exact same age. My memaw Pearl was apparently super embarrassed having a child so late in life.

[@HoopsterBR59]

Great reporting on the issues that are keeping us up. You did it with facts and humor.

[@brittnar]

Desi nailed it tonight! And Dulcé! Heck yeah

[@zoraidabatine1027]

I don’t need your protection, I need freedom 💙💙💙💙💙💙

[@lourowberryrowberry2343]

TOTALLY AGREE.

[@missmustache4207]

What young women are going through is terrifying

[@burnyizland]

I almost lost my lunch at the shoutout to the bang bus! LOLOLOL

[@declanmcsherry9368]

I was starting to think Dulce had left! So excited to see her again!

[@Amanita._.Verosa._.]

Interesting how often predatorss cIaim protectorr.

[@cmdraftbrn]

just remember what he did to his either first or second wife.

[@Amanita._.Verosa._.]

​@@cmdraftbrn💯

[@tease5424]

Desi slays it every single time.

[@TheLikeys]

That AirBnB Super Host line was hilarious xD

[@rainbowtropolis]

I love this! Thank you Desi, Dulce and Josh!

[@Papazipper9436]

Why they do poor Josh like that? 😂

[@alexisnicole3965]

He is so cool he plays along...Josh is a rising comedian, all my support for him and this team!

[@pettespizzaparlor3245]

Cause Dulce is on.

[@bovinityleak2066]

He is a jewel

[@gnocchidokey]

His "I'm not!" from offscreen at the end XD

[@theresetripi-schwalbach1801]

I’m over 60 and I care about my daughters and grandchildren. Trump is totally wrong for this country. How can any woman support him.

[@4plus20isHappy]

It’s called Stockholm Syndrome.

[@Marsydotes]

Christian women are stuck on the abortion issue and the evil liberal agenda. 🙄

[@DwainDwight]

you said it. 100% agree. 👋👋

[@thomasalva9263]

@@theresetripi-schwalbach1801 Right wing brainwashing.

[@manicmechanic24]

@theresetripi-schwalbach1801 It's strange how libs worship abortion. It's the holy grail of their murderous religion. Most of the women I know love Donald Trump.

[@Mr49r1681]

How could he forget American women’s birthdays with 34 convictions?

[@todds808]

MAGA Mark Robinson is sinking the whole thing in NC. Sicko.

[@Collageartist69]

He's toast. He lost all his senior staff.

[@ThePulaskiPumper]

Bless his soul

[@ImListeningToReason]

@@ThePulaskiPumperSoul?!🤣🧢

[@friedporchetta]

The poor dear!

[@thesjkexperience]

Maga loves to wallow in their own filth.

[@jaimeliang2267]

Women who are voting for Trump, Merino, etc have a lot of explaining to do. You can’t be listening to what these deviates are pushing or you have no self respect.

[@georgespencer3973]

💯

[@JohnKerr-bq3vo]

hard to believe ANY female voting for the orange buffoon

[@jessicatsao92]

Either that or they're so brainwashed that they think any freedom for women = evil. The men of MAGA taught them well 🤬

[@johmyh14]

Women voting for DonOLD are voting for the face-eating leopard party.

[@Suemack24]

He is the nightmare to fear. Well done Daily Show. 👏🏻👏🏻

[@lwest1053]

Love Josh Johnson and Dulce Sloan!!

[@Tony_AM009]

I'm happy for two reasons: 1) They uploaded the full segment rather than a preview of it before posting the full version later the next day. 2) Dulce's back! Unless I've missed a video, I think it's been more than a month since Dulce has appeared on the show.

[@IliasLiako]

its been months since she’s been on

[@ccharles848]

Very Handmaidens tale. 🤯😡

[@Markus_Andrew]

I wonder how "protected" Miss USA contestants felt when Trump would barge into their dressing room to get an eyeful.

[@jefferson808]

Miss TEEN usa.

[@Sitharos]

That’s smurfin’ crazy! 😂

[@TheTravelingCamellia]

Wait. How's he going to be our protector if he's leaving it up to the states?

[@Residentevilfan1989]

Hey, where have you been Dulce? That's our Desi! And Josh Johnson my new favorite.