Trump Fires Back at Fauci & Birx and Makes Babbling Wedding Toast at Mar-a-Lago

A container ship known as the “Ever-Given” was finally freed after being wedged in the Suez Canal for six days, we are learning more about the origins of the Coronavirus after reports from the WHO are saying it mostly likely took hold in an animal, Donald Trump put out a statement firing back at Dr. Fauci and Dr. Birx after they both recently spoke out against him, Eric Trump is wondering why President Joe Biden hasn’t praised Daddy Donny for helping to fix the pandemic, Trump stopped by a wedding at Mar-a-Lago on Saturday and had some beautiful words for the bride and groom, Dominion Voting Systems is suing Fox News for $1.6 billion for peddling election fraud nonsense, MyPillow Mike Lindell believes Trump will return as President in August, multiple studies claim that human penises are getting smaller as a result of pollution, Devin Nunes and his team had to correct multiple mistakes on the financial filings made by his campaign treasurer (his mom), Vice President Kamala Harris hasn’t been able to move into the VP’s official residence, the Elite Eight round of the NCAA tournament is underway, and since we have been holed up so long, we put an instructional video together illustrating how to act in public.
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[@gazpachopolice7211]

A wedding is ok. But never ever invite Trump to say the eulogy at a funeral. You'll never hear about the dead guy.

[@kpepperl319]

He wouldn't go to a funeral... He only likes guys that stay alive.

[@jacquelinefox2632]

It would be Drumps funeral, And he will be on the front seat to see himself!!! Lol.🥰

[@Leonaza7]

So he literally just admitted he didn't follow sound medical and scientific advice when it was offered. Maybe a class action suit is needed against trump for how he handled the pandemic.

[@SilverLiningMiner]

I'm trying to find out how to sue him for all the anxiety, stress, fear, depression and sleep deprivation , to name a very few. I have bipolar and I planned and made final arrangements for my suicide, in September, in the event he kept the office by cheating. I started seeing a therapist WEEKLY after 6 years of not needing one. I've got PTSD so bad from this I'm still struggling just to get through the day. I want him to feel what I feel and way worse. COVID-19 really let me down when he recovered so fast.

[@TheRealBilbrey420]

@@SilverLiningMiner but you’re just fine with Biden in office? 😂

[@marcowl5680]

@@TheRealBilbrey420 better then dump

[@AlaskaPirates]

@@TheRealBilbrey420 inbred

[@reggie8370]

Yay my favorite KZbin commentor!

[@marthaharnish178]

How can we miss him if he won't go away?

[@scherrijacobsen7703]

Good one!

[@lisas7046]

That wedding video should be sent to America’s Funniest Videos. It’s a GRAND FINALE WINNER!!!! 😂😂😂

[@idontknowmuch3441]

It’s more pathetic then funny

[@kenrickeason]

LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@asifakbarkhan9101]

@@idontknowmuch3441 9lpll

[@ktom5262]

That wedding speech was utterly EMBARRASSING. Even the speech at someone else's wedding he made about himself...

[@razvanv.9674]

Yeah you sound like a guy who would invite Cuomo to dance with your wife. Or Maybe you would like to have to Bidens over..old man sniffing the kids, Hunter doing lines with His dead brothers wife, Kamala doing stand-up comedy with that fake laugh...You guys are bots or brainwashed Blue Anon minions

[@teresitauy5532]

They're all 45 supporters anyway .. This my pillow guy ,is he on some kind of drugs ???

[@mr.m.o.g.o.m.]

What’s embarrassing is listening to Biden give us first press conference I felt embarrassed for him

[@davidalves31057]

@@razvanv.9674 Hahaha you're pathetic dude 😂

[@davidalves31057]

@@mr.m.o.g.o.m. That's Fox News daily...

[@luckyDancer100]

I just wish we’d stop talking about him

[@adorable3817]

Gave me Instant anxiety to hear him speak and hear how his twisted mind thinks - pillow guy too

[@derekmulling745]

Until he goes to prison at least.

[@dw999]

@lucky: He's a dangerous figure; as long as he's alive and influencing tens of millions of voters, media will have to keep an eye on him, and report on his activities.

[@derekmulling745]

@@dw999 i so wish that this wasn't true.

[@maxthepupp]

Get him in prison and ill stop talking about him!😁 here's hoping!

[@austinwetzell8488]

If he walked in to a wedding while I was there, I would leave the room immediately.

[@michellejester9734]

I would piss myself, then fall off my chair during a fit of uncontrolled laughter. I straight up know I would 💀

[@mariarivera1404]

No us. ,I will proud best smart president. TRUMP. BEST ECONOMIC. ALSO PROUD OF REAL MOST CLASSIC. FIRST LADY. MELANIA. TRUMP ESTAMOS ORGULLOSOS DE EL NEJOR INTELIGENTE PRESIDENTE. TRUMP. Y SU HERMOSA VERDADERA DAMA , ELLA SI ES UNA DAMA. MELANIA TRUMP THE BEST. PROUD OF REAL FIRTS LADY. MELANIA TRUMP

[@badbotchdown9845]

@@mariarivera1404 how you can support him as Spanish decent you're a traitor to your origins

[@69dwlr]

And the smell of 💩 would leave with you!

[@mayacatt]

That wedding was the only place he can speak about how great he is.

[@manofthehour6856]

....or, with all due respect, more accurately how great he THINKS he is in his warped little mind. Fifty years from now, when most people directly associated with that disaster are gone and time can look back on 2015 or so and into 2021, there is absolutely NO DOUBT in my mind that that pathetic fool will be looked upon as THE worst President. But until that time, He can run the Air-B-and-B out of his house, and brag to tolerant wedding guests held hostage by his fanciful stories. He looks like he is going to tip forward as he rambles on and on in virtual incoherence.

[@miraonthewall5284]

@@manofthehour6856 😭😭💀💀💀💀💀👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@brucebradley5877]

TRUMP contract for weddings at Mar-Lego probably requires Time for Trump rally speech.

[@brucebradley5877]

@@manofthehour6856 50 years from now ..Book a Trump look-a-like to recreation of this moment at weddings all over the world. The Trump Wedding Chapple in Vagas will put the Elvis Chapple to #2

[@amalianugroho1768]

The married couple deserved it, having their wedding at his resort. It's weird AF that he even does things like this.

[@lenkacfk7155]

Well, he can't use Twitter anymore, so he has to complain to someone somewhere - he'll take any platform.

[@shardator]

It is not weird. It is trump. This is normal from him.

[@AA-wc3tw]

This is typical behavior of a Narcissist though. Everything is about them, they are always the victim, they are always right and everyone else is always wrong, etc. He definitely creamed his panties when they cheered him on at the end of the toasts. Narcissists thrive off stuff like this. It is completely normal for them and because they 1) lack empathy and 2) live in their own manufactured reality, they do not see/understand how their behavior affects others. It's about them 24/7/365.

[@eleni1968]

Donny as a wedding crasher!! OMG this is HILARIOUS!! I hope SNL does a sketch on this.

[@williamplatt1641]

He crashed a couple of other weddings as 45, and he crashed several weddings before that! He's become a professional wedding crasher!

[@florencedelvalle8145]

Having the wedding at Mar-a- Lago is like going to Disney World and not expecting to see Mickey! Difference is everybody loves Mickey.

[@Nintendo101Channel]

Instead you expect Donald Duck.

[@judyandfriends123]

985FEET

[@philiprossetti7500]

Daffy Duck had to promote his ego !

[@ScienceBitch123]

And mickey isn't a sociopath that rambles about his own political lies and failures in someone's special day

[@badbotchdown9845]

And Mickey is a good guy

[@fourlightsorchestra]

Holy ballz. Nice wedding speech. Can you imagine what it must be like to be that guy?

[@TheCurmudgeon0001AD]

Well that is nice. If you get married at Mar-a-Lago a clown show is included.

[@surat8591]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@steph4032]

😭😭😭

[@michaelmoseley5229]

1q

[@manofthehour6856]

LOL, if you pay extra, they don't include that.....

[@steph4032]

@@manofthehour6856 it’s insane how much attention that man wants for his age it doesn’t make sense he always has to be in the spotlight smfh

[@jasonw7521]

That wedding needs to be on SNL asap

[@spelunkerd]

I agree with this, but there is a reason SNL have actively removed any reference to him in their recent shows. Although ludicrously entertaining, and although he deserves it, air time is what feeds this malevolent troll. Like a fake wrestling star, he thrives on bad reviews.

[@pooryorick831]

This Saturday for sure. Is Alec Baldwin still around?

[@cheriehall9066]

I'm sure it will be. Lol but I think Alec Baldwin is done with doing trump! I don't blame him. Trump is where he should've always been,playing that angry guy at a wedding that makes the toast all about himself,its hilarious 😆 🤣 😂

[@naomenpards1547]

I'm counting on it🤣

[@underestimatedsmilin2429]

Like Biden's whole administration.

[@reenougle]

How cringey was the wedding speech? "But enough about me going on about myself, what do YOU think about me?"

[@starzee9706]

What an upbeat funeral.

[@PoliticAl2008]

"But, hey, enough about me. Let's talk about me."

[@cliffordjohnson943]

😂😂😂

[@annemend]

🤣💯👍💙

[@eweiner14]

That's it. Sums it up perfectly!

[@lisashrestha5023]

Thanks for the laugh, Alan! That was perfect

[@casperghost0secondsago594]

I am not an american, but the amount of bias your media is showing, puts even the bias to shame. Video press conference , the worst of any leaders in world. Watch it and decide for yourselves. But media is still hunting the lost guy. If u don't agree with me now, you will agree with me in few years.

[@carolinewise1355]

Oh. My. Dear. Lord. I cannot deal with this family anymore.

[@pmarshall2101]

Now you have a family that has a son you is vey quiet because is is knocked from crack while his dad rubs against your little children. But don’t worry at least he’s not running the country

[@underestimatedsmilin2429]

Then don't. Focus on your new administration that is intentionally trying to destroy our Country for political power. Thank your Biden for the rise in gas prices, the open borders and the extra taxes you will pay to help support these people that flooded over under false hope from your new President. Thank him for a press secretary that can't give a straight or honest answer. Thank your vice president for her lack of concern about basically anything. Don't forget to praise Biden for appointing someone into office that wants to legalize changing the gender of our children while they are still CHILDREN. There's his son as well, that has to be continuously protected for criminal activity that most of us would be in jail for, but GEE, you be proud of all of that, because after all, "Joe's a nice guy".

[@kthor]

Take the comments somewhere that supports Trump & wants to hear all that bullshit!

[@Creodin]

I suffered an open gut wound and a skull fracture while in the Gulf War. The wedding video was just as painful to experience.

[@ahsansiddiqui4263]

Shortage of coffee and toilet paper. Without one you might not need the other. Underrated observational Joke.

[@adityanarayan9620]

"Will someone take that kid fishing already?" - Eric Trump. Nice One Jimmy!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@ritawood3799]

?????

[@doloresabdelwahed9878]

@@ritawood3799 s

[@gamepapa1211]

@@ritawood3799 l

[@whpalmer4]

@@ritawood3799 Go watch The Godfather, Part II. Someone takes Fredo fishing.

[@tgmickey513]

Literally worlds biggest narcissist! Only worse person to do a toast at your wedding would be the pillow guy!

[@bellaventimiglia35]

Good one! 🙌🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🤜🏽🤛🏽🤣😂🤣

[@gaillawing9510]

I think the pillow guy is using again

[@williamplatt1641]

@@gaillawing9510 Again?!? Did he ever not???

[@LEDZEP769]

The filling in his pillows are just foam crack rocks. 😵❄️🤣🤣🤣🤡

[@underestimatedsmilin2429]

You just like people like Cuomo right??

[@PacificBlueSky1]

"People are saying" his appearance was part of the expensive wedding package. Includes all his greatest hits, stand up routine,champagne toast and merch leftover from his campaign. All proceeds will pay for his inevitable legal fees.

[@youknowcrimedontpay9257]

He's definitely on the flight path to Skid Row and will do anything for attention just like the Narcissist he is. Raising money and not declaring it is tax evasion which is just another file the DA needs to open.

[@RogersMgmtGroup]

That stupid wedding speech shows exactly how much the former President misses Twitter. Stream of BS and nonsense.

[@something709]

Birx does not deserve praise. She kissed up to Trump all the way until his administration ended.

[@dividedconquered3784]

She is WORTHLESS!😒

[@ozvoyager]

It was worse than kissing up. She sat there while he spouted nonsense about bleach and bright lights and said nothing. She allowed misinformation to spread, and stood in the way of a rational response for months on end. A spineless individual.

[@mikelboyd711]

Fauci stood up to trump, Birx is full of excuses...

[@twistoffate4791]

@@ozvoyager Well said.

[@Elizabeth-rq1vi]

I doubt she kissed up, I bet she wishes she just spoke out no matter the repercussions. I’ve been there, speaking to people like trumpers is like talking to a brick wall, except not as rewarding. So why speak up because you’ll be trashed publicly & privately.

[@ritaharris2372]

That is what you get for having your wedding at maralargo.

[@juliewake4585]

Why would anyone want to?

[@ritaharris2372]

Who invites the matre d’ to speak at the wedding anyway? Isn’t supposed to clear tables and keep quiet.

[@aaronseet2738]

How do people even put themselves into position to believe _anything_ DJT says? It's blatantly clear he's in need of therapy.

[@WWZenaDo]

Or a lobotomy....

[@pamcheslock838]

The Devil 👿 demands a lot of attention = Keep us away from God

[@youknowcrimedontpay9257]

Almost correct however there is no known treatment for Narcisistic Personality Disorder. A narcissist enjoys making others suffer and uses this as fuel to continue the path of destruction.

[@watrgrl2]

Lmao! Loved the instructional video about returning to society! Frankly this past year has been a bit of stress relief for those of us who are introverts!

[@jeanicallan6503]

Watrgrl2...thanks for saying what I have been feeling! Part of me feels guilty enjoying all the solitude. Thinking about maybe continuing the isolation from now on!🤪

[@rajachaitanya2968]

The wedding video is more like a standup😂

[@SilverLiningMiner]

Yeah, I was waiting for the proud boys to make an appearance.

[@ryanmaggs6001]

Jesus it’s someone’s wedding and all that blob can do is talk about himself. Wow how broken of a person you gotta be. All that money and not one ounce of class. Sad sad man.

[@commontater8630]

What's worrisome is how many people love this guy. Our society is in deep trouble.

[@christophertadda1072]

No surprise but still ridiculous.

[@underestimatedsmilin2429]

@@commontater8630 and you like Biden?

[@commontater8630]

@@underestimatedsmilin2429 Why do you ask?

[@bryanwebster9438]

In Britain we tend not to focus on ex leaders so much. Even when they are buffoons 🤣

[@1silvervespa]

YEAH YOU FORGET SPITTING IMAGE ....... DO YA !

[@Eckull]

Well see, that's because our current leader is much much worse than the previous ones.

[@princesstiarra8071]

The S.O.B. tried to over turn our government and all the lawyers and judges can't figure out how to make him pay for his treason. I won't forget that. American needs justice.

[@papricep6248]

Because of his high heels he stands like the front half of a centaur.

[@NoirpoolSea]

You nailed it! Thank you! I couldn't place exactly where I had seen that before! (Also seen in the slightly hideous CGI in the original Canadian made version of A Wrinkle in Time.)

[@something709]

Who tf cares what the Florida man in chief does anymore?

[@lillyanderson3623]

Unfortunately, he's still influencing his cult members that are still in office.

[@ferox965]

@@lillyanderson3623 Spot on. I don't know why people think Trump is going to go away. He is literally their golden/orange calf. Expect him to announce another run. And he could win...and then the US is truly finished.

[@nnannakalu9423]

"How do you give a drunken wedding toast when you don't even drink?" LMAO...Precisely!

[@PhilLesh69]

There is such a thing as a dry drunk. Trump's family is rife with alcoholism, but since Trump is too scared and weak to take the first drink he'll never hit rock bottom and therefore all of the mental and personality problems that surround the alcoholic's disease will never be treated.

[@olurominiyiibitayo5473]

Drunken wedding toast is a manner of speaking.

[@jaymzbeesez]

"fall asleep in his mash potatoes?" I have a friend who passed out on a plate of mashed potatoes at a chichi steakhouse. That joke hit home in a wild way!

[@marybrewer739]

Hey Donny How can we “miss you” when you won’t go the hell away?

[@spelunkerd]

Those remarks by Trump starting at 3:46 are classic projection, ascribing actions, impulses, and attributes of oneself to others. In almost every interview I've heard him give, this stands out as his typical response. He'll go to his deathbed not understanding what a heel he is.

[@SilverLiningMiner]

Heel? Wow, you a waaaaaaay nicer than I am!

[@diarmuidkuhle8181]

Narcissists, which the Orange Abomination is a textbook example of, are lacking in self - reflection. And they don't suffer from their personalty defect, instead everybody around them does.

[@upholdsanity3759]

Classic hardcore narcissism.

[@totallyaccuratebotansimula9493]

He is the favorite subject of many psychology classes in universities.

[@NZKaupoi]

Any way we can speed that up?

[@hitthegoat]

That wedding speech was one of the most painful things I’ve ever witnessed

[@Me-ou5tc]

Even more painful.. how many thousands of $'s did bride's Daddy pay for that train wreck!

[@garyconner6151]

They called the wedding off after he showed up.

[@deevalerie5857]

Cringe!!!!! *Hatred* is a very unfortunate theme to add to someone's wedding!

[@wolfgangsimon1509]

I am pretty sure that who ever books at that location feels honored to have a speach of this mafioso

[@underestimatedsmilin2429]

Yet you watched.

[@nudelove4767]

Goes to a wedding and babbles on about himself, classy.

[@karenlogan8656]

until the end of time, he will never stop stroking himself

[@davidhamburg7868]

Yuck. That's a nauseating thought--him playing with himself.

[@ginnymeljac2300]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 he’s so so gross!

[@miketufaro5915]

I can’t hear Eric Trump’s voice anymore without hearing Colbert’s impersonating him in my head.

[@jan20thisusanewindependenc4]

and doing the lip tuck to show all teeth w/ shoreline gums Or Seth Meyers' " father noooooo"

[@nicholaskalu1]

So true 😄

[@jzam469]

He has to start using my father instead of hey dad

[@josephjohnson8508]

That is so true. It's just not the same without it.

[@MrLoobu]

Lucky you.

[@madduckling2071]

That wedding video is funnier than every Alec Baldwin sketch put together.

[@tommymcweedface229]

?

[@debbielasater2980]

Yes a wedding today , a kids party next week and then the maintence crew meeting. He'll host them all w his sorry rehash of his delusional greatness.

[@sfmike711]

@MadDuckling : If SNL is fresh this weekend, it'll be on. I'm hoping it's the cold open.

[@Vodaph0ne]

6:45 Sorry is it a wedding speech or a self promotion speech?

[@bargdaffy1535]

"And then I see the disinfectant, Where it knocks it out in a minute, one minute, and is there a way we could do something like that? By Injection or almost a Cleaning?"

[@Andres64B]

"You're nothing without your daddy, and your daddy ain't here." --Locke

[@mariarivera1404]

Family Trump are smart and succesful. No hunter obiden. Ha ha

[@stevecamarano7146]

YOU MUST MEAN. CRACK PIPE HUNTER BIDEN. THE GUY WHO COULD NOT EVEN MAKE IT THRU THE NAVAL RESERVE TO AN HONORABLE DISCHARGE!!! IS THAT WHO YOU MEAN???

[@pehdsdasjhk5406]

Trump assassinated Solemani (military leader of iran) because he wanted to overthrow Iraq government and turn it into a islamic government. Iran wants to spread islam. ISIS wants to spread islam too.

[@flodareltih9825]

The divorce expert talked about fraud and cheat. That sounds perfect during a wedding

[@martybaldwin7844]

The couple probably knew that would happen.

[@daxmiller35]

Might be the worst wedding speech of all time. That was f*cking awful

[@alvarny77]

@@martybaldwin7844 agree, when you hold your wedding in Mar-a-lago, you should be expecting this.

[@shahw2469]

Arite, enough with Trump! Can we make fun of Joe & Kamala now?

[@totallyaccuratebotansimula9493]

Ah memories, remember that time the Donald talked about election fraud and his victimhood by being the most powerful person in the country? Honey... why are u crying?

[@tntran3793]

it's a bad luck having him at the wedding. He is a good example.

[@mannyme3525]

OF 1000 WORDS COMING FROM HIS TOILET MOUTH, NOT 1 IS CORRECT. HIS TOILET MOUTH GOT HIM IN THE WH, HIS TOILET MOUTH ALSO GOT HIM OUT OF THE WH.

[@joanbowden3448]

It's bad luck to have him any where!

[@Rayzersword]

By August, Dominion will be the less than proud owners of the My Pillow brand lol.

[@morethanmeetstheeye1355]

Lol. I’ve noticed that I haven’t seen a My Pillow commercial in months !

[@freetolook3727]

And the scariest part? When people went nuts after he asked if anyone missed him yet.

[@okolekahuna3862]

His letter just proved what the Doctor was claiming: "he seldom took her advice".

[@jaytrock3217]

How do you feel about Biden's doctor? Are you just good if they say he has a pulse.

[@cmw12]

@@jaytrock3217 I’m good (satisfied) because he’s good (virtuous). He’s a very old, good man who is bumbling and stuttering his way into making America a better place. He needs to forgive that $50K in student debt, fight for the $15min wage more, and throw all his political capital into HR1 and the infrastructure plan, but he’s actually done a pretty good job so far. Above all, the president just needs to be a good, EMPATHIC man. He doesn’t need to personally craft legislation, although Biden has in the past, just be decent enough to tell good policy from bad. I would prefer it if Biden had more charisma and was more coherent, sure, but he’s delivering for the people, which is what counts.

[@kimberly8695]

Meghan McCain and Eric would probably get along pretty well...'my father' is their favorite way to begin 9 out of 10 sentences.

[@harveyjackson2802]

@Iron Fist q1

[@jamesfoyt22]

3

[@lauralee60]

That's sooo true 😂

[@miltongarcia5637]

@Iron Fist Doesn't make it any less true.

[@williamplatt1641]

The difference between the two father's is glaringly obvious! One was a war hero and man of character, and the other is a rabid, self involved lunatic with no morals! Either way though, I'd like to stop hearing them both say those words!

[@1984isnow]

im not saying my pillow guy is doing meth again, im just saying its the explanation that makes the most sense.

[@manofthehour6856]

I suspect serious brain damage....

[@brynn2395]

Engineering 101... The canal should be wider than the ships that pass through!

[@elcarto22]

They all are. Ships that are LONGER than the canal is WIDE shouldn't attampt to maneuver in them. Caused by the wind, in this case, but if you look at the size of that thing, a 'problem' was a matter of when and not 'if.'

[@resistanceisfutile3920]

Anyone who would have a wedding at Mar-a-Loco deserves it.

[@kims1951]

Agreed

[@alison4316]

Exactly what I was thinking.

[@evmorals6348]

Hahahahaha

[@princesstiarra8071]

I wouldn't get married there if they paid me.

[@kenrickeason]

Agreed 👍🏿

[@zillap3343]

LOSS IS KILLING HIM. I LOVE IT

[@underestimatedsmilin2429]

And Biden's false presidency is killing America.

[@PhilLesh69]

@@underestimatedsmilin2429 whaaabaaaamaaaaa!!

[@gfunk63901]

From the first conference where she stood in background nodding her head, I knew she was going to be useless whereas Fauci did not nod agreeingly

[@3D4Ureel]

Have your wedding party at maralago and the clown show is free! 🤪

[@mariarivera1404]

President. TRUMP SMART. . JOE OBIDEM EMBARRSAING. FOR MOST AMERICAN OR EMBARRISING, JOE OBIDEN. HIDE BASSEMENT. JOE OBIDEN BRAIN VACATION. JOE OBIDEM NO TIENE CEREBRO ESE VIEJO ES VERGUENZA PARA LOS ESTADOS UNIDOS. NO TIENE CEREBRO. PRESIDENT. TRUMP BEST SMART

[@ronk9830]

And, quite seriously, some people will rave about what a wonderful speech he made at that unfortunate couple's wedding....

[@bellaventimiglia35]

Sad, yeah?! 🥺😩😭

[@underestimatedsmilin2429]

Still better than anything Joe's said, ever.

[@ronk9830]

@@underestimatedsmilin2429 See what I mean? You're one of those people.

[@TheOfficialDirtyDan]

Let’s not forget the “small loan of a million dollars by my father” 😃 idk why that popped into my head but it just did suddenly and I’m laughing-

[@konanhonim3111]

The "small million dollar" is pretty funny.

[@v.maharaj3365]

Wonderful speech for a wedding. He’s so educated. Why isn’t he gone already?

[@whateverisclever2759]

I swear trump took on Alec Baldwins persona of his trump character on snl in that wedding speech 😂

[@bearinthewoods9068]

That 45 is still out on the street and not in a straight-jacket, is totally amazing.

[@cascorick8253]

Pay attention! that's his house, that's where he lives, they came to him! He's probably on top secret double probation not allowed to leave, at least he should be!

[@notsure1969]

They can't find a size that fits him.

[@notsure1969]

@@cascorick8253 It's actually not his house though. It is zoned as a resort and as such he is technically not allowed to live there for extended periods of time... but it's Trump, so you know, laws don't apply.

[@michaelvigh926]

He should go hide in a forest!

[@chrissnyder8108]

Really, anyone choosing to have a wedding at Mar-a-Lago had to have known that DJT could try to hijack the event to get his long delayed rally fix.

[@chrissnyder8108]

@tee vee your comment is not a relevant reply to the comment that I made, so I suggest you enter your comment at the root level where it can be seen if you want it to be read. BTW, iyou've posted a coincidental anecdote, the death has no evidence of causation by the vaccine given in your quote from a news report. Given the millions of people who are receiving vaccine doses it is quite possible that the death is unrelated to the vaccine and the timing is purely coincidental. However, the government scientists will be looking into the case to try to discover cause of death and whether there is any connection to the vaccine, just as they do with every extremely rare adverse reaction following receipt of the vaccine, which normally occur within a matter of minutes, not hours of receiving a vaccination.

[@AA-wc3tw]

@tee vee Stop spamming.

[@cshank2807]

it was probably a paid appearance

[@vietny836]

@@chrissnyder8108 ko

[@Ammon6]

Captain, good job. Mission accomplished ✓

[@gwenmartinsen3979]

I wonder if they didn't expect him to show up so they can later brag about him being there. Lots of people love him. I can't imagine someone would crash a wedding and then talk about himself and his problems. I wonder how long he spoke. He is pathetic.

[@kims1951]

Is there a reason to have him there?

[@elcarto22]

@@kims1951 Like those miss Universe Competitions - he gets to show up because he OWNS the place. Wonder if he snuck a peek at the bride and Maids as they got dressed?

[@alansmith4734]

Trump: I am sending a bill to the Wedding Party, for my speech!

[@SilverLiningMiner]

No doubt.

[@williamplatt1641]

They'll happily pay it because they're trumptards as well.

[@jacobschnier6292]

WELCOME BACK JIMMY!!! WE MISSED YOU AND LOVE YOU❤❤

[@tomchapman9119]

Just when you thought the wedding was about the bride and groom, the orange sphincter explains why it is all about him.

[@doglover-mb6bs]

I'm still laughing, thanks!

[@FRiESREiS]

The "Sir" lie never gets old...

[@something709]

Trump has no business in ever getting involved in politics again whatsoever

[@jiminycricket9730]

Ya trumps gonna be your president again soon😂

[@MothGirl007]

@@jiminycricket9730 You are so silly - lol!

[@yourenotmysupervisor9311]

He had no business getting involved in politics before.

[@whattheschmidt]

@@jiminycricket9730 That would be hilarious, just to lose the popular vote for a final third time (and lose the election).

[@abird2931]

@@whattheschmidt And another, 3rg impeachment!

[@marthas8108]

That wedding thing is just pathetic. He'll be out in the kitchen lecturing the chef and the waitstaff next.

[@wordzmyth]

I think we should interview the maralago staff to check whether he is doing that already. Except the undocumented workers might not want to

[@kayseecoward7571]

@@wordzmyth somebody needs to do that, I would love to see what all tea would be spilled

[@nahcampbell9292]

@@kayseecoward7571 exactly wtf this was crazy he's talking about the election still at someones wedding sick he's crazy

[@smiller2044]

Martha S he looks horrible. That smile says it all. What's worse is *many* Republicans emulate Trump. There was a time Republicans stood for something, but it's been so long no one remembers what.

[@calvinbright3054]

I'm sure everyone who works for him has to listen to Baby-man whine for hours on end.

[@horcarov2637]

Let’s see how many cases of Covid comes out of that wedding.

[@jimcoleman598]

Talk about your wedding bell blues

[@lillyanderson3623]

So glad Jimmy is back!!! 💗💗💗

[@kanashak8450]

IKR💖

[@richardthurmond7103]

This is a wedding toast🤔? He's gonna talk about this for the rest of his sorry life

[@merrilouneigenfind104]

If Trump's family really loved him, they would lock him in a room and feed him through a slot in the door.

[@albrown7977]

It's obvious that's what they did to Eric until he escaped.

[@roshaimoore]

Hopefully that won't be long!!

[@happydays59]

@@roshaimoore agreed, sooner the better.

[@kerryadams9100]

If he would do that at my wedding I would end the entire reception right there.

[@LoneStarStinger]

I found a “my pillow”’ in my granny’s house this weekend. 😅

[@Siepsiep]

Don't know what's more sad, some random dude giving a wedding speech all about himself, or that the whole wedding party was cheering for him and no-one would say anything and take that mic off the confused old man.

[@Mikathedog100]

There'd have been a lot more people there than you heard cheering, for a wedding and reception in such a large room. It was likely the staff cheering.....Hope that helps ! 😉

[@gamepapa1211]

Yeah I think that's the staff doing the cheering under threat of losing their job. I can just see the newlyweds' confused looks.

[@underestimatedsmilin2429]

Did you happen to watch Biden's press conference??

[@Siepsiep]

@@underestimatedsmilin2429 No. What happened?

[@MrCaptaintrips54]

So when do they throw the net on dopey don? Lost his mind, and I love it!

[@freetolook3727]

People are enthralled by people who you have no idea what they're going to say next.

[@daveveen8619]

From full stadiums down to performing at weddings. Sad, so sad what happened to this man's career.

[@no1no1655]

in what world do you want to have a failed T.V. host and failed politician take the mic at your wedding and talk about his failures? they keep saying you can't make a diagnosis without examining him, but if you are a psychiatrist, and refuse to call this guy a narcissist, you need YOUR head examined

[@baseballmom5989]

The world we live in now...the one that's falling apart since he's left. *Border wall/immigration *More covid deaths record for any month so far during Biden(and trump already started giving out vaccines) *China and Iran becoming besties *N Korea not speaking to us *The capitol and white house barricaded and biden in hiding What has Biden accomplished? Oh yeah, he's said he isn't actually going to get rid of student loans 🤣 lmao sucker millennials though they'd get something for free...pawns! At least they might finally make what the democrats did during the election with voting legal...if it isn't currently legal does that make it illegal?? Alot of people think there should be some sort of common sense test or at least citizenship test given before being allowed to vote. Trump knows most democrats wouldn't pass it; all he was asking for was to only allow the people smart enough to sign their name's votes to count.

[@alphamaleman1]

@@baseballmom5989 Falling apart? WHAT world do you POSSIBLY live in?

[@Zeldas_Lullaby]

Trump at a wedding- "Everyone remembers when I invented love. Nobody found love before me"

[@lisab9541]

Lol

[@rayontherocks]

That's perfect

[@am.m.6008]

I am republican and even I have to admit this is golden.

[@muellerphyllis]

It’s the greatest love ever. That’s what people are saying.

[@zamnelna]

At least that wouldn’t have been a whingey rally rant like this

[@travelbonne4872]

Hahaha thanks Jimmy. We love you.

[@h8GW]

Mike Lindell seems to have released his April Fool's joke a few days too early...

[@kenrickeason]

LOL!?!

[@doglover-mb6bs]

@@kenrickeason He's going down fast and ugly just like his orange butt buddy did!

[@mreyes9946]

The orange man is now moonlighting as a real bad wedding singer... Hhahaha

[@SilverLiningMiner]

Now that's funny!

[@williamplatt1641]

Good God! Don't give him any more ideas! Do you really want to hear his whiny voice in song?! If I have to hear it, I'm gonna blame you for suggesting yet another venue where we'll have to listen to!🙄🥺

[@doyoufeel...thatyoulackcri6760]

*BREAKING NEWS:* _Pfizer has begun testing their vaccine on children and babies_ Hmmm... What happens when you search google for *pfizer criminal history* ?

[@Poemi10304]

My father is also in his 70s and also repetitively rambles to strangers. I think it’s from mild dementia, since he can’t seem to help himself.

[@johnwattdotca]

When you get old and lonely you feel you have to say what you have to say as a conversation, every chance you get. When I'm standing in line I see everyone else as a captive audience.

[@mrDredd1966]

We need a trump roast badly!!🤣

[@therealdachshunddjangosmom]

Nearly choked laughing fromTrump talking about the lack of credibility .....😂😂😂😂😂

[@EmsLionheart]

Everyone in that reception is mental note taking-this will be the last wedding at Mar-A-Loco

[@gamepapa1211]

You can start a whole KZbin channel just documenting weddings at Mar-A-Loco.

[@lolaboden2641]

MAGA-Lago wedding reception speech was total lunacy.

[@PhilLesh69]

Sadly the republicans and especially the evangelicals live in a warped funhouse hall of mirrors version of reality where this guy is still making America great again right now as I type. This rambling diatribe is now cast in stone for that family as the high point in human history for each one of them.

[@tjmartin7477]

Did you actually listen to the crowds reaction? They love him. Anyone who would have a reception there thinks just like him. Trump trumps cancel culture every time unfortunately.

[@commontater8630]

Yeah, well. Some people are so in love with Donald Trump.

[@ebonywahine]

Wow at someone's wedding he goes on and on about his pitiful presidency. Just wow!

[@howler6490]

Did they honestly expect something different?

[@dhoward5757]

90% of our toilet paper is manufactured in North America, 87% of our coffee is manufactured in South America, how the hell did it get on a tanker stuck in the Suez Canal?

[@ScottDCS]

The pants actor was hilarious.

[@elmolewis9123]

"I just don't understand it" is Eric's life motto.

[@bellaventimiglia35]

Yup...as depicted in SNL’s “T**** Bros” sketches! Lol. 🤣😂🤣

[@IVIITCH0]

The newlyweds chose his resort. They deserve just what they got. They had heard that the ex-president was a fun guy. It was fungi.

[@staciasmith5162]

😷🤭😁

[@staciasmith5162]

😷🤭😁

[@gladfam8967]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@victorarmand7121]

that's a huge insult... to fungi everywhere.

[@susannegrabowski4685]

😂😂😂😂 He IS one MOLDY OLDIE!

[@cherylwilkinson3228]

Trump's wedding toast reminds me of a line in a Toby Keith song. You, you, you, I want to talk about me.

[@angelaavoriohairart626]

LMAO He said...Thanks for telling us NOW lol

[@Faith_First]

I MISSED YOU JIMMY 😢😢😢!!! SO GLAD YOU’RE BACK 🤍💋🤍

[@lillyanderson3623]

I agree!!

[@Faith_First]

@@lillyanderson3623 Everything stops when Jimmy comes on. Perfect way to end the evening before bed...with Jimmy 💙🤍 Take care Lilly...Be safe 🙂

[@Leonaza7]

So much fun to see him thrashing without an audience.

[@reggie8370]

@ImYour Huckleberry trump had better instincts than a professional doctor and his audience believes that

[@maritzaluna9759]

@ImYour Huckleberry Whos has a job.....lol

[@j6282]

then why aren’t trumpers wanting to get vaccinated

[@maritzaluna9759]

@@j6282 Trump hid like usual and got his vaccine got corona and ran to the hospital then told all them fools it was no big deal

[@Levi-rc8kh]

@ImYour Huckleberry Trump delivered 2 mil vaccines with Operation Warp Speed during the entire time the pandemic has raged in America while he was in office. Biden delivered 100 mil vaccines in less than 2 months without the help of any of Trump's policies, but with the help of Fauci, who was previously restricted by Trump from helping with preparations of the vaccines. And I like how you choose to trust a man who intentionally contracted Coronavirus over a scientist who is the US' leading health expert on the virus. 😂

[@donutonahole]

Epic speech. Thanks, Donald.

[@mac4758]

That has to be John Domenico 😛😊 I can't believe even Trump would rant like that at someone else's wedding, maybe at one of his one but at someone else's 😃😃😂😂😂😂