We should be happy Trump plans to take the weekends off. Less time for him to cause damage. We should tell him that Presidents always get three day weekends.
@stealthattack22097 жыл бұрын
KingOfMadCows lol
@krombopulos_michael7 жыл бұрын
KingOfMadCows and that they take 4 months of summer holidays.
@starbrightwingtips91037 жыл бұрын
More like 3 day weeks.
@ms.rstake_12117 жыл бұрын
KingOfMadCows 😂
@ShadyShadok7 жыл бұрын
and every weekend obama secretly sneaks into the oval office and repairs the damage trump has done during the week
@camih17157 жыл бұрын
Oh my God, Trump's inability to come to grasps with reality is gonna be an endless source of entertainment for the rest of the world and an endless source of suffering and devastation for us.
@treborrrrr7 жыл бұрын
Oh I'm not worried, I'm sure those of us not in the US will feel the suffering as well once he starts a war or two.
@pizdamatii50017 жыл бұрын
many trump supporters were afraid that hillary would start a war with russia; wouldn't it be ironic if trump started a war with china instead?
@tilaNmanx7 жыл бұрын
I'd be laughing about it if I didn't have to worry his shenanigans to cost me my country and freedom... Living next door to Russia without USA going "Hey back off from the borders mkay Putin?" will be so much fun, I imagine.
@mihugong31537 жыл бұрын
Don't worry Cami, it may turn out to be an endless source of suffering and devastation for the whole world.
@bearheart20097 жыл бұрын
Its pretty worrying for a lot of countries, particularly the US's allies.
@honestdude7 жыл бұрын
I swear this guy Seth Meyers, John Oliver, and Samantha Bee all have a huge crush on Trump with how often they talk about him. It's like they depend on him.
@jph48897 жыл бұрын
You're kidding, right? An amoral, idiot man-child with narcissistic personality disorder is about to take over the country. How could you not talk about that?
@abcdefghijklmno73847 жыл бұрын
honestdude Trump is the gift that keeps giving us the great jokes. ...weekends off...wow!
@JackDearnley7 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, of course! Why else would the hosts of comedy news shows be talking about the President of their own country
@sugarwater74637 жыл бұрын
Yes, they do. The whole country actually is depending on him. He's the president. Can't believe you dumbasses decided the fate of US.
@rathhen83847 жыл бұрын
well he's going to be the fucken president. Everyone should talk about him so we can be aware
@Akbar9khan7 жыл бұрын
He’s name is on the buildings, but OBAMA’S name is in every heart.
@robgreenawayy7 жыл бұрын
lol
@banegotham17577 жыл бұрын
Not mine shit he's in my bills heart raised taxes on me
@alexlandherr7 жыл бұрын
Two days to get to the escape pods and get the **** out of here.
@unvergebeneid7 жыл бұрын
No man, you have the whole weekend, too!
@NaughtyNimitz7 жыл бұрын
Alex Landherr Escape iPods ;)
@ms.rstake_12117 жыл бұрын
Alex Landherr 😊😀
@ms.rstake_12117 жыл бұрын
Penny Lane 😁👍
@TsukiNaito17 жыл бұрын
Get the what out if here? The puppies? The kids? The Iguanas? Shit? Fuck?
@socrappyicoulddie7 жыл бұрын
I legit thought that Putin voiceover was someone at the Late Show making a mockery until I Googled it.... Jesus Christ we are living in an episode of Parks and Recreation
@pelvis_assley7 жыл бұрын
lol putin would never discuss such bullshit, it was question by life news reporter which is yellow press like buzzfeed and putin even mocked them before giving answer.
@musiclinkscanadainc7 жыл бұрын
I did the same thing
@TheSpiritOfTheTimes7 жыл бұрын
It actually is a poor translation.
@QueenBee-gx4rp7 жыл бұрын
socrappyicoulddie --You can't make this stuff up!!! 🙈
@loosingmymemory77 жыл бұрын
If we are living in Parks and Recreation, can you tell Tammy to mix me up something?
@BentNeatly7 жыл бұрын
He has the lowest approval rating of any incoming president. Again, why is he our president...?
@peaceandllov7 жыл бұрын
Bent Neatly Because the Framers didn't trust regular people to make decisions.
@lookupdonaldmarshall83317 жыл бұрын
Go watch Clinton Cash.
@uwnxdd20807 жыл бұрын
Bent Neatly Even with that he beat all the other candidates. Pretty hilarious that he was our best in the end
@aidanm69167 жыл бұрын
Bent Neatly Because the approval ratings are rigged.
@lemeres24787 жыл бұрын
one of the same reasons as why his approval rating is so low: mess political debacle that lead to the election falling to a weird system that most barely understand. The fact that even trump doesn't seem to feel he has won (he keeps attacking people like it is the campaign trail) means things just get worse.
@aeliabriyain9467 жыл бұрын
Last time I was this early, America still had hope
@ramram47547 жыл бұрын
1491
@thomasmaples40877 жыл бұрын
Aelia Briyain lols
@rodneywarren19057 жыл бұрын
+Aelia Briyain Reading your comment made me miss Hillary Clinton all over again.
@rodneywarren19057 жыл бұрын
+G Washington Two possibilities exist. 1) You have the most ironic name for a Russian misinformation disseminator ever. 2) You are just grossly misinformed. Either way spreading misinformation was inexcusable before the election and now it is borderline criminal. Please stop.
@lookupdonaldmarshall83317 жыл бұрын
+Rodney Warren Hillary Clinton is a piece of shit. She's a disgusting human being.I hope this comment made liberals cry.
@ShiroKage0097 жыл бұрын
"Or maybe he's going to be great, I don't know." You know he isn't.
@saucechef51887 жыл бұрын
ShiroiKage009 how do you know that? Everyone though Obama was going to do good, but he turned out to be a complete fucking pussy. Let's just wait and see.
@ShiroKage0097 жыл бұрын
I've seen the cabinet picks and his promises for policy. He's going to be shit.
@ProfessorSyndicateFranklai7 жыл бұрын
*drumpfsterfire
@StevenTorrey7 жыл бұрын
I'm not with a prostitute, I'm with a woman engaging in liberal social responsibilities, Your Honor.
@StevenTorrey7 жыл бұрын
Hope that works next time I meet a woman on the corner of 9th and 10th engaging in liberal social responsibilities.
@IliyaMoroumetz7 жыл бұрын
*Laughs at the funny jokes because they're funny, then proceeds to cry because we are so fucked.*
@IliyaMoroumetz7 жыл бұрын
Uh huh. Being run by a cheeto who's gone bankrupt more times than you've had sex, filling positions comprised of sociopaths who want to game the system to line their pockets with even more money they don't need at the peoples' expense, and said cheeto has a skin so thin that a snicker in his general direction makes him throw a fit. The economy is going to take a nosedive, doofus. It's happened almost every time we've had a republican controlled house. And even better, you know the last time they had all three branches? We went into something called the Great Depression, maybe you heard about it, because of all the massive deregulation that didn't do jack squat for the working people. Trump voters and supporters, one and all, deserve a stamp on their foreheads, in bright, red ink and large letters that says, "SUCKER!" because that's what they are. This video perfectly illustrates that.
@marialuna-wo4wp7 жыл бұрын
Vagrant Vagabond the philippine vice president couldnt go to the philippines when a typhoon hit her province because her u.s. vacation was planned over a year ago and she couldnt get hold of return tickets at such short notice...all despite of the fact that the typhoon was forecast to hit philippine islands before she (vice president of the philippines)left for the u.s. vacation planned a year ago...#wefeelyou
@IliyaMoroumetz7 жыл бұрын
Hillary is irrelevant. The topic is the Dump and how fucked America is with someone completely unqualified, so, unless you can prove or try to convince me that this overgrown toddler will do more than laugh all the way to the bank, we have nothing to discuss.
@JesusPulledMeThrough7 жыл бұрын
+Vagrant Vagabond Holy Crap! I... I love you?
@IliyaMoroumetz7 жыл бұрын
I... oh goodness... well... I mean... at least ask me out first!! Golly! :O
@UdyKumra7 жыл бұрын
Hey what if it rains on inauguration day and Trump's speech is hours long and he and Mike Pence both get pneumonia and die like William Henry Harrison?
@TheSippy3337 жыл бұрын
It's a great fantasy. I like it.
@artsy_artist13237 жыл бұрын
andrew miller The one thing that will get me to believe
@Sofus.7 жыл бұрын
Trump's speech is hours long Naa it's Trump we're talking about.
@cosmonaut3797 жыл бұрын
udyvlogs don't cheat the hangman
@bushidotestu19977 жыл бұрын
If that happens I'd classify it a miracle if not I guess we just have to wait a few weeks before he causes a national incident(s)
@allenfogarty23847 жыл бұрын
I just checked DC weather reports. It is predicted to rain on trumps inauguration!!! YEA
@TheSippy3337 жыл бұрын
Tee hee! Love it!
@TheOneWhoMightBe7 жыл бұрын
So it might piss down? Trump'll probably like that.
@natemartin95937 жыл бұрын
Believe me. I'll be protesting because I want to. No pay necessary. Trump deserves to be treated with the same amount of disrespect Obama received every single day, if not more.
@anniesue44567 жыл бұрын
Allen Fogarty wee from what I hear it will be short and sweet anyway
@azul88117 жыл бұрын
Right. He should get cancer because he's happy that it's gonna rain. Jason Cooke,Triggered!
@ITIonoxide7 жыл бұрын
Sore losers in the comments.. Give your new president a fair chance. His business empire didn't drop out of the sky.
@casm0807 жыл бұрын
It didn't, it came out of his father's testament.
@darknation61747 жыл бұрын
Ketan yes his father abd grandmother build the empire. But he fucks up again and again and again.
@MsGrapeNehi7 жыл бұрын
You mean like Republicans gave Obama a chance? As I recall, they bitched and moaned about him for eight years.
@etiennec96507 жыл бұрын
lolnope. He's gonna be a lazy, know-nothing shit-tier president for the four months he's in office before his myriad of conflicts of interests result in an impeachment. Then we're stuck with Cotton Hill for three plus years. Maybe I'll give him a chance.
@dglesterhardunkichud51787 жыл бұрын
Ketan nope, it rose from the ashes of hell
@JVarley90017 жыл бұрын
"I'd feel more comfortable if you just put that thing away." Funny, most of the people backstage at Miss America pageants tell Trump the same thing.
@shahidabegum41957 жыл бұрын
I wish a story would come out stating, "Scientists caught trying to rig weather to make it rain on Inauguration Day." That'd be great.
@naftulzvi33537 жыл бұрын
Maybe if CNN posted it Trump would undeclare them a fake news source.
@alexandernicholasdecarlo4407 жыл бұрын
shahida begum You have to watch Info wars to get that information.
@raywei84727 жыл бұрын
you actually can control weather, works sometimes. like when China forced the clouds to rain a day before the 2008 Olympics opening ceremony, so the sky would be sunny and not clouded.
@jflanagan96967 жыл бұрын
markatl84 Read up on HAARP, this shit already exists.
@anniesue44567 жыл бұрын
shahida begum some crazy millionaire preacher will tell his sheep that to scare the shit out of them
@wulfsaga27 жыл бұрын
DAY ONE VACATION??? LOW ENERGY!! SAD!!
@andrewjackson99487 жыл бұрын
Nostophod does that make it ok?
@lemeres24787 жыл бұрын
I LIKE PRESIDENTS THAT DON'T TAKE WEEKENDS. WEAK, AND LIVING OFF A GOVERNMENT PAYCHECK. SAD!!
@aano13707 жыл бұрын
INNER CITIES ARE BURNING, WHERE WAS OBAMA?? PATHETIC!
@krombopulos_michael7 жыл бұрын
All this time, we've been thinking that when Trump says something is "rigged", he means its rigged. We should have realised that that's just his way of saying that it's bad for him him, because that's literally the only way he uses it and he pretty much calls everything that says something bad for him "rigged". When he goes to the doctor and the doctor tells him he has diabetes, it's rigged. When his car gets towed because he parked in the wrong place, it's rigged. When someone brings him a coffee and it's cold, it's rigged. That just what "rigged" means now.
@TheSippy3337 жыл бұрын
Let's not forget "FAKE NEWS" and "WRONG!"
@KiraRagged7 жыл бұрын
You keep saying that word... I do not think it means what you think it means.
@carloflores88967 жыл бұрын
Krombopulos Michael WRONG! Can't believe people believe that rigged has different meanings! Sad! Rigged!
@kristalchapman91147 жыл бұрын
Krombopulos Michael i feel bad for you if you just figured that out. why do you think people are going crazy? It's not for fun.
@seanp13157 жыл бұрын
Krombopulos Michael Here I go rigging again
@citronm14057 жыл бұрын
I, like the the majority of thumb voters, love Stephen's monologue! Colbert's attitude will be sorely needed for the next 4 years!
@dylanlambert58507 жыл бұрын
Is trump this guys only talking point?
@jph48897 жыл бұрын
There is nothing funnier than Trump. There's also nothing more terrifying. Funny how that works.
@scribs77287 жыл бұрын
snowsandrivers blackfyrestorm but don't you think it just get's repetitive? I mean if I were to listen to my favorite song over and over again, I'd probably start to hate it.
@gracezb17 жыл бұрын
Dylan Lambert at this point you don't even need to write jokes about trump he makes fun of himself enough by just talking
@jph48897 жыл бұрын
>but don't you think it just get's repetitive? I mean if I were to listen to my favorite song over and over again, I'd probably start to hate it. No. It doesn't. He never stops saying and doing different ridiculous shit. Every day. Every SINGLE day he does something that's totally ridiculous for like 8 different reasons. I don't even think they're keeping up with him.
@Thisshitcrazybruh7 жыл бұрын
Dylan Lambert Well, He has nothing worth talking about, so why not bitch about America's only hope.
@jomiga19997 жыл бұрын
I love that the President (?) of Moldova was right next to Putin when he said Russian hookers are the best. And Vlad didn't give a fuck.
@hustler3of4culture37 жыл бұрын
JMG_99 that is Fing funny
@indiciaobscure7 жыл бұрын
Yeah that was brutal. Moldovans really pride themselves on their #1 hooker rating.
@seanp13157 жыл бұрын
Savage bro you know he's going to catch hell from all the hooker back home for not defending them
@ScientistDog7 жыл бұрын
So... Russia is going to invade on a weekend (?)
@ScientistDog7 жыл бұрын
Minister of Defense: Mr. President, aren't you going to retaliate? Trump: What? No, it's already Friday night, we can wait until Monday.
@bellesogne7 жыл бұрын
WOLVERINES!!!!!!!!
@TheYasmineFlower7 жыл бұрын
Why would they invade now that they put a walking nuke into the oval office?
@fadyfarouk86357 жыл бұрын
I don't have to watch any more comedic movies to laugh, now I watch trump instead.
@s.bakyhnh17567 жыл бұрын
It's funny because it did rain on Turd's inauguration. Very subtle, God.
@GalvatronVGC7 жыл бұрын
Stephen Colbert reporting on Trump as always. Gotta make that cash because his career is dying. 😂
@iinmediasres49387 жыл бұрын
It's not dying, because people like you come to his channel to troll. Thanks for the page views!
@user-fk6cb9en8v7 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I seriously consider if I haven't woken up on November 9th, and if I'm still dreaming. Someone pinch me... Is this real life!?!?
@TheSippy3337 жыл бұрын
You have just stepped into ... The Twilight Zone.
@antonio41147 жыл бұрын
kapp yes it is! and in 2 days your unconstitutional executive orders, race baiting tactics, and fake progress will all be gone! 😂
@770megaman7 жыл бұрын
Antonio C Russian bot detected
@antonio41147 жыл бұрын
770megaman paid Hillary shill alert. She lost by the way. You can stop
@peaceandllov7 жыл бұрын
Yes, our new president has been peed on by Russian prostitutes.
@miloblackmetalhate7 жыл бұрын
So, God is a Republican. Explains a lot.
@stormwatcher597 жыл бұрын
But Jesus is a Democrat...
@AnEvolvingApe7 жыл бұрын
That's why I tell people that there is no benevolent god. Cthulhu on the other hand...
@cloudsin87487 жыл бұрын
The Flying Sphagetti Monster is still the best.
@ms.rstake_12117 жыл бұрын
Milind Tripathi 😱😅
@conancat7 жыл бұрын
"If you say so, snowflake." -- God
@amyi98467 жыл бұрын
I was at this taping yesterday and it was such an amazing experience. Stephen shook my hand and everything.
@tortol48477 жыл бұрын
Honestly I don't know why this guy still tries. We get it, your ratings suck. But making fun of trump got old the 53rd time. Give up and pick a new topic. Oh and your strings are showing
@legorigplaysmc7 жыл бұрын
Their ratings don't suck, 7,8/10 IMDB 91% approval rating on rotten tomatoes and 7,7/10 on TV.com So I have no idea where you get this idea that their ratings suck.
@abbayaran38007 жыл бұрын
Mocking GOD!!! That part was very uncomfortable and wrong!
@mortified07 жыл бұрын
Delicious sacrilege!
@chrismccue94217 жыл бұрын
I think God's OK with people making jokes. If a human got angry and messed with you every time you made a joke about his politics, would you want to worship that human? (Or have him as president?) Jesus would be OK with people making jokes because he'd be secure
@zmeon94417 жыл бұрын
Meet him everyday. I call him Daddy.
@cjs19167 жыл бұрын
Uquion Burke God is not real
@dademurphy10237 жыл бұрын
Jesus is cumming
@lewislorethe65537 жыл бұрын
So sick of seeing this guy every time i go on youtube does he do anything but make jokes about trump?
@lewislorethe65537 жыл бұрын
the irony is that you have a KZbin channel full of old music. pink Floyd, john Lennon yeah your not in any position to call anyone old.
@BubblesBubbles7 жыл бұрын
Watch something else. Fuck-face.
@lewislorethe65537 жыл бұрын
hahahaha that is a really smart comeback i can see you really took the time to think of that
@MrWarlock1247 жыл бұрын
jake holley will trump jokes write themselves, and they are golden
@Airplane2997 жыл бұрын
jake holley Since when did liking pink floyd or John Lennon make you old? Lmfao that's something Drumpf himself would say. Go away.
@achokingvitcim7 жыл бұрын
I was apprehensive of Colbert when he first took over the late show but damn my man has been fucking killin it. So glad they put parts in KZbin for free, how all media should be
@grantdeltz7 жыл бұрын
You know Stephen wants Trump to Tweet @ him so badly... that'd be a great show
@MassEffectFan1137 жыл бұрын
Come on Stephen... how many vacations did Obama take?
@bridget-ci5bt7 жыл бұрын
WRBookoo Seller18 you can make your point without insulting Michelle Obama to such a degree. You are allowed to have opinions, but not when they cross the line of calling a beautiful woman a man based solely on her appearance and race. Absolutely shameful.
@VLGCombat7 жыл бұрын
MassEffectFan113 Fewer than Bush junior
@gracezb17 жыл бұрын
WRBookoo Seller18 source
@Thisshitcrazybruh7 жыл бұрын
the legend 27 BEAUTIFUL???? I've seen hogs sexier than Michael.
@marcussavina27267 жыл бұрын
lmao, Bush took the most.
@gravityking7 жыл бұрын
As far as Presidents go Orange is the New Black.
@billy4137 жыл бұрын
gravityking Great observation there lad, gave me quite a chuckle
@Cunncuts7 жыл бұрын
You guys may enjoy my Donald Trump Song
@connormiller58287 жыл бұрын
yes
@xxPawz7 жыл бұрын
ok
@TheSippy3337 жыл бұрын
What is it? "I'm Your Puppet?"
@dhillmjex17 жыл бұрын
Cunncuts sympathy for the devil.
@Cunncuts7 жыл бұрын
how
@ragnarokncc31377 жыл бұрын
This monologue was FEARLESS. The "hey kids!" joke got super real. Good work guys, keep it up!!
@GoldenGreene7 жыл бұрын
G Washington nope, because this situation is absolutely insane to a lot of people in this country!
@willpoweramv7 жыл бұрын
Colbert is such a political hack now. Trump jokes aren't funny anymore. Do something else.
@cynthiahillman26707 жыл бұрын
TRUMP! whoop whoop! so excited by the upcoming Inauguration! Over 62 million Americans have your back. Peace be with you!
@waynedavis9367 жыл бұрын
Trump has put in more hours since the election than Obama by far. The poll Colbert is talking about is at odds with two other polls that matched at 51%, not the 37% or 40% of the Washington Post. The WP poll had 33% Dem, 24% Rep, and 43% Ind., this is from memory, but I believe accurate.
@martycombs57 жыл бұрын
This election has RUINED Colbert. He used to be funny, but now he's just a bitter whiner. I'm not stoked about Trump either, but seriously, move on Mr. Colbert. There's no shortage of bitterness, negativity, and whining in the world. I don't need to be bombarded with it on Late-Night TV too. The occasional Trump joke is fine, especially because jokes about him practically write themselves, but they get old fast.
@christianschoff24907 жыл бұрын
No, they don't because the idiot does something crazy every freaking day. Colbert is also reporting news to us.
@ani6257 жыл бұрын
Trump's cabinet picks getting worse and worse each day. He's conducting a business.
@aungyethu65607 жыл бұрын
Did Putin actually bragged that Russia have the best prostitute? Da Fuck?
@cytherians7 жыл бұрын
I thought it couldn't get any worse. Trump is so thin skinned and such a BLATANT LIAR... he is going to herald the most embarrassing presidential term in modern history. #ImpeachTrump
@Teabone37 жыл бұрын
Really.... are we to expect 4 years of Trump jokes? Its going to get boring.
@x15Lovex7 жыл бұрын
How are you libertards still butt hurt about trump being president? Just accept the fact that he's president and just deal with it
@barsaXD7 жыл бұрын
Eugene. L lol who is not accepting?
@Rsf1387 жыл бұрын
Eugene. L We're dealing with it, just accept that we're dealing with it.
@gollypo4487 жыл бұрын
Hey, Eugene, or can I call you Eug? Were you born without a sense of humor, or did you have it surgically removed later on?
@mr.c32537 жыл бұрын
Eugene. L as trump said about Clinton.. I'm hearing things, and people are talking.. that's all the evidence needed to prove trumps guilt..
@TheSippy3337 жыл бұрын
Hey Eugene, just accept the fact that YOUR president is a hilarious fuck that no one takes seriously. He's a great reflection of you, brain dead Trumpanzee.
@shannonconnor36977 жыл бұрын
My catholic grandparents would definitely not agree with this shows depictions of God, but I think they're hilarious. "Whatever you say, snowflake." Lolol
@TheSippy3337 жыл бұрын
God must have a sense of humor ... he created Trump.
@ricardovonkrypton89087 жыл бұрын
TheSippy333 I think Trump's pretty good evidence that there is no god.
@ChaozAgent7 жыл бұрын
TheSippy333 Nope that was Satan's doing
@snakey9737 жыл бұрын
Tomorrow starts day one of the biggest fking dumpster fire in American history
@ShadyNJ7 жыл бұрын
Same jokes over and over. Every night. This is probably the worst show on television.
@darkinfinite27007 жыл бұрын
SNJ nah the apprentice is
@ShadyNJ7 жыл бұрын
Nathan Melissa Arnold > Colbert
@ibtoogood4u7 жыл бұрын
#Triggered
@ShadyNJ7 жыл бұрын
ibtoogood4u #whiteliberalsinpanicmode
@circlemouth75677 жыл бұрын
You don't have to watch it you dumb trumper
@Enfiare7 жыл бұрын
We should've, and could've, had Bernie. We do need him and his ideas, and we will have him, and his leadership. Where is Hillary on any issues? Nowhere.
@krombopulos_michael7 жыл бұрын
Austin Zappas what are you talking about? She was the same as Bernie on 95% of the issues. The media just didn't cover it, all anyone wanted to talk about was emails.
@icclouds23937 жыл бұрын
Krombopulos Michael but given her records I really fucking doubt she would have gone thru with any of her promises not to mention after her cabinet picks where leaked all those promises of hers would have been proven false is she was the president just like trump she had CEOs millionaires and business partners in her choices although it's not as the steaming pile of shot trumps cabinet is but that's not saying much
@hotdog123456547 жыл бұрын
So for the first three days, the USA is going to be like a headless chicken with out a leader and then for the next four years, it's going to be like a headless chicken with a leader. Nice.
@jennuaryaquarius82727 жыл бұрын
"...women who are very liberal of social responsibility."
@vbs42573 жыл бұрын
It DID rain and the next day he lied and said the sun came out as he began his speech.
@ricancira7 жыл бұрын
"Pimpin' ain't easy." - Vladimir Putin, president of Russia and leader of the free world...apparently.
@hasankatayaa7 жыл бұрын
man this guy did not stop talking about trump since his win!!
@TheSippy3337 жыл бұрын
Thank God. It helps us normal people cope with this nightmare.
@devangpatel25647 жыл бұрын
Pray hello to my little friend 😂😂😂
@mikejarrett32977 жыл бұрын
Oh look a rare tonight video on donald trump.
@mikejarrett32977 жыл бұрын
Those thousands of more jobs secured yesterday and a promise of a million jobs, no, nothing, i suppose you would have to show him some credit there.
@MartinPoulter7 жыл бұрын
When politicians promise stuff, you have to give them credit? I suppose if you believe everything they say, then you would.
@peaceandllov7 жыл бұрын
Mike Jarrett Donald Trump being peed on.
@mikejarrett32977 жыл бұрын
Martin Poulter On that particular thing i meant yes.
@mikejarrett32977 жыл бұрын
peaceandllov I peed on myself once, didn't like it, tracksuit bottoms took ages to clean!
@seoul2k117 жыл бұрын
Holy Shit, he predicted the weather thing. He actually DID DENY that it rained on his ingauguration day. How crazy is that!?
@TheRoshan897 жыл бұрын
Alrighty, I'll add hardees to the list of places I won't support anymore! 1 good thing about trump being president is I'm saving a ton of money by boycotting companies that support him :D
@119mr.president27 жыл бұрын
GOD BLESS PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP #MAGA
@chrispereira4207 жыл бұрын
11/9 MR. PRESIDENT Too late... Satan already beat him with the blessing stick
@rysun87097 жыл бұрын
This troll is early everyday
@119mr.president27 жыл бұрын
I love this show... Love you STEPHEN...
@TheSippy3337 жыл бұрын
GOD BLESS STEPHEN COLBERT. GOD DAMN POS TRUMP.
@OpalShade7 жыл бұрын
Can somebody confirm that's exactly what Putin said? Oo
@TheSippy3337 жыл бұрын
All you have to do is google it. Confirmed.
@zr83937 жыл бұрын
Making fun of god ain't going to take you anywhere.
@JJoy-bk8yr7 жыл бұрын
Zainab Rizvi Yeah, that worries me too. Steve needs to back off that routine.
@ricardovonkrypton89087 жыл бұрын
Zainab Rizvi Yeah, but it doesn't hurt anyone either. Like making jokes about dragons.
@EvilKris7 жыл бұрын
this guy is still yapping on about it like some little chihuahua. Waaaaah. Get over it, people, move on with your lives.
@theoriginalkdog7 жыл бұрын
2:25 lord why is this man soooo damn funny 👌😂😂😂😂😂👌
@Conspiracymom7 жыл бұрын
The left is getting DESPERATE folks , Rosie calling for martial law !?!??!?!?!??! hahaha give the guy a chance to get in office first , before we all judge .....
@Conspiracymom7 жыл бұрын
***** clearly its sad really ........
@indiciaobscure7 жыл бұрын
We can't be SURE these malign cancer cells will grow. Let's just give them a chance to get settled in. There are only a few cockroaches, and maybe we'll get along with them. Let's let them figure out the place, and then maybe we'll do something about it. Sure, my new boyfriend has several restraining orders, but he's pretty charming and I'm sure he'll be nice to me!
@TheRealIronMan7 жыл бұрын
20 dollars? Awww looks like somebody who has never encountered an escort in real life~
@iniudan7 жыл бұрын
Well in Russia, you could probably find some for that price, at least as long as you don't speak without a perfect Russian accent, because price will multiply quickly the second they notice you are foreign.
@captainramsey61217 жыл бұрын
+ Guardiansaiyan yes you've called?
@robertanderson73247 жыл бұрын
First :)
@robinvaldez7 жыл бұрын
I have never gasped so loudly and authentically in my life until I heard what Putin said!!!
@jacobr94787 жыл бұрын
I'm hoping for impeachment, anyone else?
@TanviPurohit865517 жыл бұрын
Seventh... :)
@NovaWarrior777 жыл бұрын
it DID rain on his inauguration!
@Yaboiwild7 жыл бұрын
who's trump?
@Sun-Tzu-7 жыл бұрын
Set the Doomsday Clock for T-minus 30 hours!...ish
@InTheFacedude7 жыл бұрын
He actually say said "woman who are very lose to social response ability" not liberal. This is why people are so ill educated because they get there information from a comedy show.
@mangorumble21147 жыл бұрын
John Silvia So the translation isn't wrong. Liberal in that context would be the same as loose.
@catmom13227 жыл бұрын
OK, it's time to stop making fun aat prostitutes. It's also time to start shaming the men who pay women for sex.
@moniquemxrie7 жыл бұрын
His impression is on point 😂😂
@Silmerano7 жыл бұрын
I mean to be fair if the media was so far off on election polls. What exactly gives their approval polls more validity? I'm legit asking.
@marclonoff66857 жыл бұрын
Wade Wilson in fact, election polls were NOT far off. Showed Hillary winning by about two per cent. Which she did. Trump won a few states in Midwest by tiny margins that swung the electoral college. After Comey comments Hillary lead collapsed in polls.
@Silmerano7 жыл бұрын
Marc Lonoff Exit polls and many others showed Hillary at 90+%
@VaasMontenegro127 жыл бұрын
those were not polls those were predictions by some idiots nobody actually did a scientific or even an unscientific poll and they got numbers like 90% it was just some idiots writing articles predicting there is a 90% CHANCE hillary will win not that she will get 90% of the vote and again those were not polls the real polls were wrong by 3% which is EXACTLY on the edge of the margin of error
@Silmerano7 жыл бұрын
Vaas Montengro Exit POLLS
@Silmerano7 жыл бұрын
Frawtarius It doesn't matter what the poll is about. If they can't accurately sample the population. Don't be dense it's entirely possible that they are only sampling a isolated group that exists within a social bubble.
@LindaCasey7 жыл бұрын
Trump will be the first orange president won't he?
@preeturbo5657 жыл бұрын
* Interrogation Room * Officer : "Have you ever had sex with Prostitute's?" Stephen Colbert : "No Officer, I have not" Officer : "No Wonder..." *Wakes up from chair and walks away...* Stephen Colbert : *Blank face* :/
@FallenOne6697 жыл бұрын
You predicted the future, Stephen. It actually rained on Election Day. Drumpf just said it flat out DIDN'T.
@crazynerd6667 жыл бұрын
Does this guy ever stop talking about trump? Or would his lack of sense of humor cause his ratings to fall too far to stop doing so?
@TheChosenMafia7 жыл бұрын
It's all fun and games roasting trump but overall we should be rooting for him because he's the future of our country. By the way if anyone needs any instrumentals for their songs or videos then take a look at my stuff. Everyone can use what they want.
@davidedwards33617 жыл бұрын
Well, months into your future and the only rooting that is going on is what trump is doing to America. One newspaper reported him as saying he was going to buck the country up. But on reflection, that was probably a spelling mistake.
@mittao867 жыл бұрын
I guess its hard for americans to support him, he aint make it easy for people to like him so far, even 8 month later he is still the same Meme guy
@COMMANDERHAWK227 жыл бұрын
STEPHEN COLBERT PRESIDENT 2020 !!!
@ZicajosProductions7 жыл бұрын
Steven, WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? Read the comments in this video (and the other one)... everybody is turning against each other. Is this really what you want?
@Fat_Shady7 жыл бұрын
Is this humor?
@thedogemachine1307 жыл бұрын
Late night with stephen More like late night with your "mom" stephen 💥Boom roasted💥
@samuelmarshall4997 жыл бұрын
Stephen Colbert. Just drop it.
@Jeebieweebies_997 жыл бұрын
EVENTUALLY? Trump is already getting shit done and he isn´t even in office yet. He´s already saved thousands of jobs by making a deal with Carrier and has developed a affordable health care plan that might actually work this time around.
@emperorpicasso87327 жыл бұрын
He was legitimately elected in via DEMOCRACY. Deal with it, and move on. This isn't a sport - it's the COUNTRY.
@gamervicente1.07 жыл бұрын
I definitely agree about Trump creating jobs..have you noticed how many comedians are now working like Alec Baldwin even Jon Stewart came out of retirement?Good job trump!!!now now work on getting a new hair piece
@MichaelP-ke1tm7 жыл бұрын
This year will be very interesting. Cant wait to see what happens....what if Trump becomes the greatest president of all time??? What if he's been purposely acting stupid this entire time just to prove us all wrong and shock us???
@flagal5197 жыл бұрын
OMG I loved the God part! A riot.
@randomperson454147 жыл бұрын
3:05 This is eerily accurate. Trump did indeed claim it was sunny during his speech, when it wasn't. And just today, he actually said that all negative polls are fake. I have only one thing to say: Sad!
@olivershubb7 жыл бұрын
Secretary of Education...she needs to be educated on what the heck the position might ask of her. Totally unqualified
@Entity-of-Justice7 жыл бұрын
I can't believe Stephen Colbert predicted that it would rain on Tr*mp's election day. Maybe he should do weather reports alongside hosting this show.
@gorvindougwinkristoffiplob51377 жыл бұрын
i really don't understand all the dislikes. why do you watch a stephen colbert video knowing full well what he's like, you know he will bash trump, just don't waste your time watching it.
@TheCocomunges7 жыл бұрын
... I'm a rightist and still like to watch Stephen Colbert (just sometimes not his fans) just because he's honest he's not like other media outlets I can guarantee that if he saw trump he(Stephen) would say the truth
@ItsMeTheMayor7 жыл бұрын
the hatred towards Trump is a good sign. He has already changed the presidential game. Let's get our balls back America.
@DODGECHARGER-vv7sg7 жыл бұрын
Bla... bla... bla... liberal... liberal... such a sell out crap stain of a show... Dislike button!
@jamescameron2047 жыл бұрын
This guy isn't even funny. His jokes are so lame. Time to fire and rehire somebody worth watching again.