"TRUMP IN ASIA" - A Bad Lip Reading

[@kalki_sevak1947]

The world would be a much more happier and peaceful if we talked like this.

[@ShootinStickz]

“yes it’s in the fridge, then he will eat it, hehe”

[@Leo258-v8cab]

The argument on fart would be the trigger of a war.

[@shaneredgate8628]

The world would also be 10x stupider

[@holdmybeer6025]

True

[@MKultraInstinct]

What u think Trumps doing?

[@gamehero6816]

"That you?" "Nobody thinks it is me." I love the Vladamir Putin impression.

[@emanlabib8204]

Game Hero i really felt that's what the real putin would answer, a Shady answer...LOl.

[@South_Wall]

after that moment i completly understand the shit that happend in politic, why? Why your president even speaks with all those dictators? The world has ended (

[@leeled8024]

Would you rather want him talk badly against these communist's or be diplomatic with them? Would you rather want North Korea's Kim to keep threatening other asian countries and the US?

[@tater8251]

@@South_Wall Its called diplomacy.....you can't war everyone you don't like.

[@yoyu2567]

@@South_Wall so they dont start a war with them What he is doing can only be a good thing having good diplomatic relationships with other countries is what leaders should be doing and he is

[@carson2823]

The first time Kim spoke I almost died laughing lmao

[@loversroll1]

Huh? What you say to me? Hihi!!!!

[@ekscholl]

Same

[@KnuckleHunkybuck]

I had to rewatch it three times. There's no way that Trump _didn't_ really say "nevermind."

[@doodoodoometal]

3:35 lmao

[@nakenmil]

I love how they gave him just a hint of a lisp, and this breathy, nervous voice, like an eight year old having his best friend over.

[@manga.Heroine]

It feels like “The Office” but for politicians

[@lukebell4738]

We have a NEW TV SHOW IDEA

[@Lilsweetings]

VEEP 😂😂😂

[@souju_13]

Every trump video is like the office

[@ssundaram1686]

@@souju_13 LOL

[@themagalanium9491]

President Bush was pretty much if Michael Scott became president

[@bellella_6926]

"I held a baby that looked like a peanut, like with the shell" *Music stops* "It's weird if you're not expecting it"

[@ssroudyss9432]

*jazz music

[@flappy7373]

Pistachio the mastero

[@wesleyackerman8211]

They predicted baby nut.

[@newsflash5132]

@@ssroudyss9432 that was soo good.

[@carolyntalbot947]

I really loled at this part, so absurd. 😂😂😂

[@eeeecavim5368]

"Most disturbingly, I fount out that ketchup isn't really from an animal, it's a vegetable. And now I'm scarred." - Trump 2019

[@AiLoveGaara]

Katniss Mellark Wait til he finds out that tomato is actually a fruit. I don’t think he could take it

[@eeeecavim5368]

@@AiLoveGaara he'd probably have a ceisure

[@AiLoveGaara]

Katniss Mellark His whole life would’ve been a lie

[@Ty-vj4wg]

@@eeeecavim5368 I cant tell if you are purposely spelling that wrong.

[@eeeecavim5368]

Nah I just suck at spelling 💀

[@8888k]

“I just now realized something. You couldn’t make a starfish any quieter, because you can’t hear a thing.”

[@jordanhann3637]

This one wrinkled my brain.

[@A_T216]

The zoom in on Angela's face right after killed me.

[@deliri0um]

He probably said something like that cause look at her face shes so confused

[@natalieg2976]

and then angela was like: 👁👄👁

[@americanteehee5699]

Trump (President of the United States) 😂

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

10/10 chair will spin again

[@emithocasio6225]

WTF How are you every were

[@paulhk2727]

Hi again, Avery

[@aircoolguy5218]

We meet again

[@1ontheblacklist722]

I'm pretty sure Trump actually said "Weeee! Great chair spin!"😂😂

[@jamesrehan9969]

I did. What’s so funny?

[@clementella]

@@jamesrehan9969 I don't know, it really was a great chair spin.

[@bakugo9761]

"incredible,! absolutely wonderful!!!"

[@oliviarouse2361]

Donald Trump ok I rly want 2 like the reply but it has 69 likes so imma keep it until some1 makes it 70.

[@gregorybuell686]

He did

[@danielwinnett280]

"I found out that ketchup isnt from an animal, it's a v e g e t a b l e, and now I'm scarred"

[@luminoustorus548]

If only I could back to the carefree days of my youth when I thought tomatoes were vegetables instead of fruit... now I'm scarred

[@mrtom2854]

I read this just as she said it

[@PushkaCom]

4:12

[@izzyg.o.m.godovermoney1297]

fucking flouride

[@terrandroid]

What animal did you thought it came from

[@nathanaelhahn]

I cracked when Kim Jong Un said "Sauwy"

[@dizzymoosic]

the disappointed laugh beforehand got me. lol

[@therealstraz3322]

Nathanael Hahn Huh?! What did you say to me!?

[@mindbonker]

it was the least he could do after that apple stunt...

[@davidlounsberry4127]

Me too! So hilarious!

[@ruthiek5340]

Same LMAO!

[@horkology]

There's something heartbreaking about Kim's "I'm sowwy."

[@FRN2013]

Well, it's difficult to work up any compassion for a mass murderer.

[@Hadrianna2004]

Did he say that for real btw or was that lip-read too? 🤣

[@joeharris5098]

"Give me your hand please, givemeyourhandgivemeyourhandgive"

[@Mumintrollet8921]

"Does that HURT"?

[@athul1776]

@@Mumintrollet8921 uhhh...yes

[@rowsaurus]

😂

[@XnonXte]

@@athul1776 Now you will never have normal fingers

[@sarinalee3522]

“I just found out ketchup isnt from an animal” “Its a vegetable” And now I’m scarred

[@beccaiskenough17]

Sarina Lee or fruit

[@salvationship]

In his defense, he powered through the word "vegetable" fairly well.

[@WhoThisMonkey]

It's a fruit though.

[@alecman95]

Yeah we have also seen the video, thank you for showing us you did as well

[@sarinalee3522]

alecman95 👅

[@artisteric]

People need to realize how difficult it is to do this. Superb work!

[@philipt.1466]

@R J Uhm no, it still takes a LOT of time and effort no matter how intelligent and funny you are. Your comment is useless, why even say it?

[@BabbaZee1111]

true

[@divyangvaidya1999]

True. Especially with the matching lips. I have seen other similar videos where the lips are not synced up and it looks odd. But this guy actually does his best to sync it up and that is cool.

[@pattyayers]

Dave Vaidya - He grew up with a hearing-impaired person

[@divyangvaidya1999]

@@pattyayers Mock it if you will but matching up the lips is hard.

[@carolyngair7051]

I have NEVER laughed so hard at a double fart joke. Comedy gold.

[@elisaabolafia9542]

I just found this video and it's hilarious. The Putin / Trump fart segment was a zinger, but did you see the look on Putin's face ❓He could barely take Trump seriously. That face was not fake. We need more laughs like this. 😊

[@alfredofettuccine2397]

I love how they make fun of politicians without involving politics

[@denierdev9723]

But the comments don't

[@thatcamarochik3908]

Right! Its a breath of fresh air lol

[@Rush-qr1ve]

Except he’s not a politic

[@denierdev9723]

@@Rush-qr1ve Who's not a "politic". Are you a native speaker? Lmao

[@EvanMichaelRobbins]

I’m a republican and I love this

[@drzane9364]

It’s nice how they don’t take a side on politics they just bad lib read.

[@themandalorianG]

Yes how nice it is

[@o2fur501]

Lip

[@vjsart548]

its a nice break from politics even though its a video with politicians

[@master_baiter4208]

youre right, bad libs read

[@ihsahnakerfeldt9280]

Compare this to the lipsyncing "comedy" that Sarah Cooper does. Check out her comment sections.

[@the2ndgem]

I probably will always be eternally shocked at the GENIUS of this channel

[@loufuddrucker391]

Meow meow meow meow

[@ADukewonBeat]

Emanuel Voelker kzbin.info/www/bejne/aH6qaGl9gZuaitU

[@NegativeROG]

This is some of the best content on the entire internet, start to finish, up and down, totally and completely. This ALWAYS has us roaring. Thank you for such great entertainment.

[@TheMissionOfSubmission]

*"You can't make a starfish any quieter. You can't hear a thing."* Wisdom.

[@jamesrehan9969]

My wisdom.

[@KingBat-vs7qw]

I freaking died

[@Afurthyclays]

Found the butt-hurt democrat. *looks at joslyn*

[@eeeecavim5368]

I want to like this comment, but it's at 666. This is a sign. I'd hate to anger Satan 😬😬😬 SO CONSIDER THIS A LIKE. Also this comment makes the number of comments 6 which is even better. *maniacal laughter*

[@user-gm6ho9sq2v]

It sounds like me as a kid trying to ask for a new pet

[@StormyTideSage]

Ivanka's laugh gave me a case of the giggles.

[@LiveMusicOntario]

Those scenes just remind me, WTF is she doing in those gatherings of leaders anyway? 'Take your kid to work' day is everyday with her.

[@cyka_delik9537]

@@LiveMusicOntario She's a senior presidential adviser.

[@williamgullett5911]

@Mars Exulte got any proof of your bs comment?

[@ae5631]

@Mars Exulte omg 🤣

[@hellonhead5905]

A goat could laugh better.

[@majesticmicrobes60]

When Kim is like “what did you say?” And trumps like “never mind bud, never mind bubbie.” That killed me 😂

[@satyamprakash7030]

I hope your family is doing okay, they just lost someone so unexpectedly. Poor man

[@mtf-alpha-1]

Satyam Prakash what wdym?

[@TheCoolfreak2717]

@@satyamprakash7030 what are you saying

[@satyamprakash7030]

@@TheCoolfreak2717 he said" that killed me" and I was sorry for that guy, he was so young, hence as a random nobody in internet I honered him here.

[@wayne6009]

@@TheCoolfreak2717 I am still laughing about KJ so funny

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

Woah it’s me, cool. Glad he visited the better half of Korea

[@mtw227]

just shut up

[@crusader318]

@@mtw227 You are now on the North Korean interest list

[@stevennelson6955]

Should have given him the Australian handshake, and said thats not a knife.

[@shawnmendrek3544]

Please starve me.

[@hayleyswift7655]

I refuse to believe this isn’t the original audio.

[@haidufam8332]

Same

[@notbrick1383]

So good they got me to subscribe

[@JovieandHadleytheworkingdogs]

He is so stupid he would say something like that

[@flip2trip]

@@JovieandHadleytheworkingdogs Not would, HAS.

[@Angela-po7cr]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nKmyopV6iph0eck

[@JoeyWaxter]

"Diet Coke. It's here 'cause I brought it."

[@danielbenjaminsipe]

Probably my favorite line lol

[@karthan8253]

"It's mine"

[@KevyWhit]

I’m almost sure these are his actual words

[@aricgoss]

Vermont’s been fun....

[@w.s.4634]

Me at any party

[@janicesmith5974]

The part with Ivanka laughing at his suit and tie cracks me up! You guys are masters - thank you.

[@onkelpappkov2666]

That perfectly detuned F#m chord cleft me in twain as well.

[@kettenfett]

best part. it's true! :)

[@6ixConfessions]

I think it was the expression on her face. She's that person who finds the most inappropriate things hilariously funny & you know that you're going to have to find a way to subtlety shut them down quick.

[@helmetless]

'Arrrgggghh unerträglich!!!' her words, exactly

[@JessicaBelcher]

LOOOOOOL

[@perocigla4425]

"You couldn't make a starfish any quieter cuz you can't hear a thing." Wow that was deep.

[@A_Lion_In_The_Sun]

Angela Merkel 😕🙄😒

[@Afurthyclays]

“I don’t like your suit OR your tie!” HA-a-a-a-a-a-a-AAAAAA!

[@allidoiscry4119]

Lol she could say something like that and trump wouldn't even be mad... He worships her

[@miguelgonzales9980]

*proceeds to screech like a Skarmory*

[@GUTOMOFFICIAL]

That was perfect

[@ikebeckman1074]

Probably what she actually said...some of these are so accurate they’re scary 😂😂

[@PushkaCom]

4:12

[@terabytez]

"Give me your hand please, givemeyourhandgivemeyour-" "o ka y" *"does that hURt"* *"y-yes-"* *"now you'll never have normal fingers"*

[@TheDailyEgg]

Egg

[@Kristy-ns5bh]

Yep one of my favs too. Plus the diet coke.. Its mine lol

[@kumar1400]

After first fap 😅

[@whimsicalwyvern2851]

"Ketchup is not from an animal, it's a vegetable, and now I'm scarred" 🤣

[@ashleywinters7]

Best one in there!

[@whimsicalwyvern2851]

@@ashleywinters7 I know right? Hilarious 😂

[@nreising2722]

Too dam funny 😂🤣 😂

[@jonasreckons]

tomato is a fruit

[@whimsicalwyvern2851]

@@jonasreckons Just quoting the video m8

[@madmax6470]

I love seeing him and Putin interact! It never gets old!!!

[@wisdomprepper]

But he really should look at his pores...

[@DVD927]

Putin looks like the cat who caught the canary

[@billybongthornton777]

Everyone was saying trump was Putins bitch but it definitely looks the other way around with body language. He looks like a trump fan girl

[@markuspietari]

He had the time of his life when they got that dufus to white house.

[@ezziboo]

@@DVD927 …the amused contempt on Putin’s face…

[@alysonemery5287]

"Today I held a baby that looked like a peanut. Like, with the shell. It's weird if you're not expecting it." 😂😂😂

[@Coastfog]

Otherwise totally normal, NBD

[@BrandenFudgey]

3:16

[@tommytimmy8441]

“I’m sowwy” -Kim Jong Un 2019

[@jamesrehan9969]

It’s okay buddy.

[@Melody-fm3pu]

@@jamesrehan9969 lol

[@張海鷗-t2t]

執行這些節目表內容操縱下協辦媒體政壇後最多傷亡人數最多只能持有叛軍領袖代表作及滅族人性叛軍集團旗下品牌形象廣告商業界主辦單位機構官僚體系中官職職務背叛個人隱私權益系統工程運載盜竊及毀滅性檔案流失毀滅事蹟案情內容的機密資料來源造就出篡奪主權國家建設爭鬥的侵蝕作用科技技術性機體機件故障導致違法亂紀縱然叛軍集團暴動事件案情事件引發金融界與全球股災危機的債務龐大資金虧空財物損失資業界亞洲金融市場營銷風暴持續到至今 。面對複製羊成群活動期間已造就出石油危機的債務必須要有補還資金理賠金額事項的處理泰銖貶值壓力系統工程作為調整公平貿易協定協議書危害性罪刑罪狀惡化信用的受損嚴重影響力問題處判罪名緝捕歸案處決總結案情償還貸款的庫行金融業務危機處理

[@CanadianSoldier]

張海鷗 ?

[@ZhipFrag]

@@張海鷗-t2t yeah i hate it when that happens too. Everytime I go into town.

[@laurapowell9337]

"I held a baby that looked like a peanut, like WITH the shell...... it's weird if you're not expecting it" 😂

[@anncardoza7944]

My fave line😂😂

[@rojodiver3344]

That's what she said...when he grabbed her on the pussy.

[@LuckyLiegeLady246]

Was it an orange peanut?

[@AuriForda]

😂😂

[@finlayhumberstone8137]

I read this just as I heard it, that was a weird but wonderful moment

[@RHYoutubeAcct]

Rest in peace, Prime Minister Abe

[@withgoddess1119]

I really liked Abe. Poor man.😢

[@andruil5724]

Plot twist He acctually said all that

[@jdoteasy1]

oh he did

[@ojasdighe991]

It would be a plot twist if he didn't

[@yeetoscheetos5350]

*actually

[@andruil5724]

@@yeetoscheetos5350 y u gotta do me like that.

[@sireuchre]

This is more cohesive and intelligible than what what he actually says.

[@Khadija-he3ht]

"I'm sowwi" Kim Jong Un, 2019

[@bigol9223]

"He's gonna find me a drink. A coola. Since there wasn't one at the cookie cafe in the mountains. Boom." I believe there is nothing else he could have possibly been saying in that clip.

[@Ashes2Ashes_Blush2Blush]

Duuuude... I agree

[@garryheywood1]

Omg this is my first time watching bad lip readings, and my stomach is aching! Its fuc@#ng hilarious, how have I missed this for so long, keep it coming guys, best laugh I've had in ages.

[@curiousmind_]

Ikr

[@nobody7817]

You should look up their 2020 Presidential debate video... I saw that today for the first time; I was laughing so hard I could hardly breathe the whole way through.

[@andynightingale7335]

I would have loved a BLR version of when Trump was over here in the UK for the D-Day anniversary with the Queen.

[@DunkelSidhe]

I would pay a whole 25 cents just to see that :o

[@ritsukaseriyko1491]

This needs to happen!

[@FRN2013]

I would have loved another BLR song a la "Seagulls" but this Trump spoof is cool.

[@Killatomate85]

or when Trump was was kissing zionist asses in israel while having a little funny hat on. heil israel.

[@andrewkullar5679]

@@carlhenry6223 what special relationship, you mean Britain as a subservient lapdog and the US as master?

[@mike2652]

“Was that you??” “Nobody thinks it is me.” 😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@minnesotanghost]

“Are you saying hairpiece or herpes?” I. DIED.

[@arvitkopliku7232]

Miss SuziQ I don’t have herpes 🤣

[@boono2912]

No her piece = grab by the *ussy.

[@lolmao500]

He has both

[@daveid7247]

I lost it then!

[@joshstrange1244]

Just based on his body language, Kim Jung-Un seems very insecure about himself which makes the bad lip reading so much better 😂

[@arcticbadger1]

Josh Strange yeah tell me about it 😆 Very awkward 🥴

[@jaydawg7820]

@Jabroney hahaha .. capt cheeto

[@kirtisingh6685]

@Jabroney You're really bad at this. Don't take it up professionally bud

[@orkwc3]

@Jabroney I think Trumps biggest thing is his overconfidence, like how he just says shit without thinking about it.

[@Omikoshi78]

Preface trump “emulates” overconfidence to mask his deep insecurity.

[@marcus5865]

3:28 “yeah so i was thinki- HUH WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME, never mind bud, nevermind bubby..

[@RedRoseSeptember22]

I loved when he said that super loudly lol

[@davidt01]

😂😂

[@arlondaharper8946]

That "Huh?? What did you say to me??" is HILARIOUS

[@mahmoudqaddura692]

Give me your hand give me your hand GIVE ME YOUR HAND -oh, and now you'll never have normal fingers

[@nikiannecoleman]

Mahmoud Qaddura I am still laughing at that part 😂😂

[@RobinMarkowitzcoolmedia]

Awesome!

[@misterm4590]

Honestly is the only thing that made me laugh in months. Thank you so much for getting me out of depression

[@zubetp]

how are you doing now?

[@Nkotb4ever229]

same here 😊

[@SaeA0103]

Do some old historical footage from World War II era. With FDR, Churchill, Hitler, Stalin, Truman, etc...

[@FRN2013]

You made me remember an old KZbin video of Hitler singing the theme from "The Jeffersons"

[@thedonttouchthatdialguy]

I sure wish someone would make a channel that gives pre-2000's videos and whatnot the BLR treatment.

[@and_then_i_said_to_myself]

Ya dont. That is KZbin death

[@thedonttouchthatdialguy]

@@and_then_i_said_to_myself KZbin is already dead, my friend.

[@and_then_i_said_to_myself]

@@thedonttouchthatdialguy for their channel... KZbin *Death* for Monetization

[@evan-qq6qd]

It doesn’t matter if you’re on the left or the right, these Bad Lip Readings that cover the president and presidential candidate are always hilarious.

[@shaeisgae8952]

Honestly Trump has so much comedic potential and it's just wasted on lazy "Drumpf dumb haha" jokes. BLR is actually funny.

[@marksgarlata3387]

I agree!! I lean more right but I still find them hilarious

[@eerslink5498]

@@shaeisgae8952 Couldn't agree more! The man is a comedic gold mine! BLR actually saw that and tapped into that potential.

[@sentientprogram660]

They should of done the one where Trump and Hillary had to complement each other.

[@imonthewinningside8281]

True! Somehow the person's personality, and current events are hilariously presented in an almost believable manner. And all without political bias!

[@mrbarnacle1790]

"i like your dress" "why thank you i threw up on it" imagine going up to your crush and she says i like your shoes and you say why thank you i threw up on it.

[@AfyxSyahmi-kj3nx]

Hey leave her alone

[@clemradio]

Meg (family guy) would have been able to say that to her crush

[@papajohn5279]

@@clemradio What?

[@clemradio]

@@papajohn5279 yk meg the character of family guy shes always awkward when talking to her crushes

[@burtan2000]

Wait, does Abe have a- ah mean does Trumpette lady have a crush on wiat who crush on who?

[@Red-mo2uo]

3:28 perfect voice for Kim 😂

[@ShFred]

I doubt some of these are actually bad lip readings.

[@antagonist7924]

Ok fnaf fanboy

[@tealeq4010]

The chair spin bit looks real

[@chrisadams9930]

this is actual footage of what happened tho

[@ShFred]

@@antagonist7924 I never played that series beyond the first game. I just took the name and combined it with something else. Now that you mention it... Wait a minute, This isn't right...

[@ShFred]

@Seagoer No. Orange man bad. *ORANGE MAN BAD*

[@samb221]

Laying in a hospital bed after hip surgery and have to stop watching cause I'm worried that I break my implant from cracking up so much.

[@blumer9615]

Get better bro

[@HealthyandLovingLife]

Laughter is the best medicine...well, in most cases, anyway! 😂 Hope you feel better soon!!

[@RedRoseSeptember22]

lol be careful

[@Spiderific]

Get well soon!

[@feebeedoc78]

There are worse ways to spend the day in hospital! Speedy recovery 🙂

[@mindbonker]

the fart scene with putin was MORE than worth the effort that goes into these vids... send this video out on the NEXT gold record into space. ever eat a poodle?

[@whaleoilbeefhookedmain7672]

indeed. I was your 100th liker

[@mlconstable]

I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.....that whole Putin scene was hilarious!!! 😂🤣

[@SonnyGTA]

SoleSurvivor I laughed out loud and woke up my wife!

[@mehboob8661]

My favorite one was kim jong-un, please make more of him I loved the voice you added on him, it was tailor-fit for him

[@dollygiki13]

I completely agree! It would be a crime if they allowed that amazing voice of Kim Jong Un to just be lost somewhere in the void so easily.

[@gero765]

The part with putin was really funny. "Nobody thinks it was me" 😂

[@pgamingbs]

Did you see how aggressive their first handshake was?? Lmao

[@thebestusername5852]

I DESPERATELY want to see how these videos are made. I demand a "behind the scenes" or "the making of..." I just want a chance to see pure genius at work.

[@bronemusik]

ME TOO!!

[@FMFvideos]

the hard part is getting all the presidents together

[@hollieiriksdottir]

Never watched Mystery Science Theatre 3000 ? Obviously that's how they are made

[@sayoojsurendran496]

@@FMFvideos enen that sounds simple compared to what he do

[@c.m.7037]

That's a trade secret 🤣

[@sgthinaii-san6411]

They say this is a bad lip reading, but I'm not fully convinced.

[@Aurmm]

UwU

[@BlueGuitarMusic]

lmao the scene when he asks for cake actually looks like a super accurate lip reading

[@Wolfdings]

4:13 Ivanka's laughter got me so bad :D My baby woke up...

[@VIGNESHWARRR]

By "my baby" you mean...............?

[@breastfeeder4856]

@@VIGNESHWARRR her laughter woke her child up

[@timliu6870]

I don't blame you. I woke up my neighbour's baby.

[@ArksCovenant]

She almost laughs like that.

[@PointyEndUpFlameyEndDown]

Ah, diet coke. Here cause I braught it. *Mine. It's MIIIIIIIIIIIIINE.*

[@matttafe3828]

are u trying to persuade us that he didnt really say this?

[@kellym9190]

That’s not how “brought” _is_ spelled, but that’s how it damn *SHOULD* be spelled.

[@ADukewonBeat]

NATHAN kzbin.info/www/bejne/aH6qaGl9gZuaitU

[@Bee-li8ox]

I'm convinced this is what they're actually saying

[@pikachulikesgambling5645]

Yep 100%

[@travismailsa1]

haha, the persona portrays Trumps intellect to the T :)

[@SonnyGTA]

I’m convinced that your dad should have pulled out. (If you actually knew who he was)

[@Bee-li8ox]

@@SonnyGTA your mouth ever get sore from how hard you're lickin that boot?

[@yeetsmith1105]

@@SonnyGTA the dude is cognitively and intellectually impaired. you just choose to look past that

[@MiSHy1121]

Only BLR can make every single person in politics actually likable.

[@CH1LLS.]

Lol ikr

[@stevenx7530]

Except for Merkel.

[@AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable]

@@stevenx7530 Don't think anything can make up for Merkels crimes against humanity

[@yeetsmith1105]

@@AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable what are merkels crimes against humanity? lmfao

[@AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable]

@@yeetsmith1105 One is Ayatollah Merkel opened the borders completely to Europe for millions upon millions of isl amic terrorists. She is a *_TRAITOR_* and back in time she would be hung for high treason. Or shot. She betrayed not only her country, but all of Europe.

[@ambujpandey8853]

4:17 I can't stop laughing at Ivanka's laugh.

[@johnmanning6611]

"Tell your friend to let me gooooo" Great impression there, loved that line! LOL

[@dogwizardk9]

The poison apple bit was the funniest part and KJ said "Sahwee!"

[@gobthegreat7797]

“Never mind bud - Never mind bubby.” That whole scene had me crying 😂

[@donotcomply1628]

This one is my absolute favorite!!!

[@Lethal_Spoon]

“Go get the apple I got him. It’s in the fridge.”

[@brapa1190]

Kim is so awkward laugh and his Im Sowwy

[@Time4me2change]

Kim looked like such a beta when he looked away, it made me cringe lol

[@plumtiara]

hey my brother got the same logo as his google profile what does that mean ?

[@Lethal_Spoon]

@@plumtiara half-life

[@plumtiara]

@@Lethal_Spoon ooo so its a game series. he even has a same poster for that

[@LPyxel]

"Give me your hand please. GIVE ME YOUR HAND GIVE ME YOUR HAND! GIVE ME-" "Hush. Okaayy... Does it huurt?" "Yes. uh..." "E-Ehh... Now you'll never have normal fingers." Jesus christ xD

[@RedRoseSeptember22]

That really looked like he crushed his fingers lmao!!!

[@dr.meerkat2641]

RedRoseSeptember22 when u hand shake u are supposed to use 100% of your strength

[@josephfield6969]

Dr. MEERKAT I can’t tell if you’re joking or being serious XD

[@LPyxel]

@@dr.meerkat2641 Always use full force...

[@PS-nf3xw]

Hey, it's a terrible Hiroshima joke

[@linesandcircles7465]

So glad you put back the Bushes of Love outro again!

[@Jonnygurudesigns]

I listen to it as part of my everyday Playlist...

[@sebastianc2077]

49 times...

[@marccarroll2803]

The best ever ,!!

[@Glenn7719]

Ive got bushes of love, seagulls, its not a moon and chocolate lagoon on a USB plugged into my car stereo and blasting them out. ;) Fucking awesome tunes.

[@savethezombies]

New BLR vid: Time to have Bushes of Love stuck in my head for a day or two.

[@marvilltx9430]

Total boss move by Trump pulling Putin in with his handshake.

[@amandaharris2038]

“Now you’ll never have normal fingers”

[@tulseytowngirl3]

no one else like this it’s at 69

this almost killed me

[@cyka_delik9537]

No one else like this it's at 420

[@jamesgaddis6189]

"Later, I walked very slowly over to the DMV to meet my buddy KJ" 😂 LMAO

[@gunhildpedersen7649]

"Most disturbingly, I found out that ketchup isn't really from an animal. It's a vegetable, and now I'm scarred."🍅 KILLED ME!😆

[@ngontri9921]

its a fruit in germany.

[@skysmith2891]

Same

[@Goldenkitten1]

@@ngontri9921 It's classified as a fruit everywhere I believe. It's just put in the vegetable section in the States because that's where they put it back when supermarkets became a thing and the distinction wasn't known widely. So now it's there basically out of tradition simply because that's where people expect to find it and you'd have a ton of people asking your staff where they were if you moved them to the fruit section.

[@nobody7817]

I know right? They displayed a fundamental lack of knowledge of tomatoes when they made that line--I wonder if they did that on purpose... lol

[@flubnub266]

(tomato emoji included for the illiterate)

[@DonnaBrooks]

"Now you will never have normal fingers." LMAO!! This is one of the funniest ones of these I've seen in a good while!

[@DonnaBrooks]

"I held a baby that looked like a peanut." LMAO!!

[@econmachete]

3:27 "Yeah I was--" "HUH WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME?" This happens to me in conversation at least once a day.

[@livingdeaddoll99]

Me, at my factory job, everytime someone talks to me.

[@MrYoda-xb6mp]

😂 soon as that part came up I was dead rolling on the floor

[@mena94x3]

“I held a baby that looked like a peanut, like, _with_ the shell . . . it’s weird if you’re not expecting it.” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@adeverger]

He probably did. He can be so badly behaved. That characteristic never goes away.😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@mrmarmellow555]

Hey Arn't All Baby's Of his Kinda like An DRY roastED PINENUT Wwith ORANGE FLAVORINNN... ..Eps ;) Except Ivanka she justa SPICY COFEFEFE!!! LOL😜🍊

[@Bruh-ob9mi]

Ewwww that profile picture

[@moneysource2006]

@@Bruh-ob9mi what’s the problem with it?

[@Bruh-ob9mi]

@@moneysource2006 It’s the typical Trump supporter image. Yuck.

[@nb8936]

I really believe he brought that diet coke and thats exactly what he said.

[@spcmartin420]

I'm pretty sure he actually asked for a bite of cake too

[@rondohunter8966]

Diet Coke, the piece of cake, sure he did. He's Donald Trump. Oh, and President of the United States least anyone forget, or mistake him for a comedian.

[@LaughlinLisa1]

@@rondohunter8966 Hell yes he's a comedian, along with being the best US President ever, he makes me laugh my ass off at the leftist.

[@GarrettWildayRex]

Laughing Lisa he’s the dumbest human being who has ever lived and you are a close second.

[@alphariusfuze8089]

Yes

[@RamblinRick_]

This is the First BLR video I've watched. Hilarious. Subscribed.

[@kittykitty0204]

"I held a baby that looked like a peanut. Like, WITH the shell. It's weird if you're not expecting it" Omg I am dying 😂

[@yasminfarzan6371]

Kitty Rawwrr best scene

[@theippster8891]

Kitty Rawwrr 😂

[@ADukewonBeat]

Kitty Rawwrr kzbin.info/www/bejne/aH6qaGl9gZuaitU

[@haft2beu]

best line XD

[@i-spazzmusic1504]

Saaaamee 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@drewjones9293]

I am definitely calling Kim-Jong-Un "KJ" after this

[@nreising2722]

Totally 😂🤣😂🤣

[@awesomejb9646]

Me too!

[@anders1234-b5x]

Kinda Cagey if you ask med!

[@feebeedoc78]

I want to but I have a wonderful friend who we call KJ and she is the kindest, sweetest soul on Earth.. it just feels weird.

[@awesomejb9646]

@@feebeedoc78 hey I got the same last name as him so I am in the same boat. But I think it makes him to be a nice guy and they being best friends or have a father and son relationship 😂. But I agree it can be weird.

[@polakarnegolis]

"Wood and gravel are your leading products" "Really?" "Yes, sticks, sticks of wood"

[@Dat-Doomba]

Lol guns.

[@KoletheCotter]

XD sticks ov vwood

[@MadMushroom66]

I would have thought war and drugs were it's leading products 🤔

[@Aurmm]

@@pattyayers he is really evil

[@keegann2489]

🤣

[@anxiousstacker7945]

Oh my gosh 😂. Seriously so awesome job making these line up. Completely looks like they are saying this stuff. That’s talent.

[@wilberforce95]

"I walked very slowly over to the DMV to meet my buddy KJ."

[@kbeazy_3050]

More like DMZ

[@kateemma22]

He said DMV.

[@oldmannabors3198]

Who the fuck's KJ? Hehe

[@winglessangel]

@@oldmannabors3198 the one and only kim jong un

[@seancurry7100]

I was hoping somebody else really liked this line

[@sambt123]

“Starfish can’t get any quieter because you can’t hear a thing.” That’s facts

[@yasminfarzan6371]

SaucyySam _ 😂😂😂

[@akankshakaith2545]

🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@shuteye2702]

Can't get any more woke then that

[@sambt123]

丂卄ㄩㄒ乇ㄚ乇 ikr

[@ForeverMe543]

"Do you have a hair piece" "Are you saying hairpiece or herpes?" "Like fake hair on your head" "I don't have herpes" I believe this is real

[@Alex_1729]

What, herpes? Yeah, herpes is very much real.

[@multifanderisverycrafty]

@@Alex_1729 they mean Trump Edit: I get the joke. I know the joke. Stop

[@reedg8662]

Multifander The Channel pretty sure it was a joke

[@ShoutItFromTheHousetops]

Hahahaha

[@Bravedom]

Multifander The Channel Trump is also real. Both herpes and Trump are real.

[@earlycuyler9760]

You'll be missed dearest Abe. That smile of his is timeless.

[@aumathewarriormouse2549]

He thinks he's scarred now? Wait till he figures out Ketchup is really from a...fruit. 💣💥

[@nreising2722]

😂🤣😂🤣

[@MindlessTube]

Or that it's mainly vinegar and sugar.

[@davidgustavsson4000]

There is no botanical definition of "vegetable", so it's not two opposing terms. Tomato is botanically a fruit, but culinarily a vegetable.

[@nathangamble125]

@@davidgustavsson4000 I think that generally, in a scienific sense, a vegetable is considered any plant or part of a plant which is edible by humans... so all edible fruits are vegetables.

[@jhunt5578]

👏👏👏

[@CanItAlready]

"Vermont's been great but I've got big news. I'm going to Seoul now. It'll be great to finally be in Asia." 😆🤣

[@Skeptic_Tank]

I actually live in vermont, China

[@captainTubes]

As a Vermonter, so proud host such a prestigious event 🤗

[@tc20405]

I read this as it said it in the video...I was really freaked out

[@CanItAlready]

Go Revive Yourself What's the maple syrup like there?

[@CanItAlready]

captainTubes LOL

[@TheChosenSunBoye]

Ah yes, my favorite world leader, Shinzo "Tony" Abe

[@awesomejb9646]

The best and don't forget KJ. 😂

[@saracen8441]

TheChosenSun or Vladimir “Fred” Putin

[@ilikeamazon]

Or Xi "Hank" Jinping?

[@andrewparsons7348]

@@machismo5497 Uh... what?

[@chokinonashes61]

@@machismo5497 Your username fits your bullshite comment.

[@youngnurse9994]

Omg !!!! I'm so glad these popped up!! Where have they been hiding all my life !!! Keep them coming!!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@CoffeeMan678]

“You have hair piece, yes?” “Are you saying hair piece or herpes?” “Like when you put much more hair on top.” “... no I don’t have herpes.” 2:14

[@unnecessaryjargon9740]

Yea i was confused what he actually said lol

[@CandyPsycho]

Perhaps you should’ve tried lip-reading. Or simply turned on the subtitles.

[@themaughan3378]

Doesn’t Trump wear a toupee?

[@marvinmastiff9603]

I thought he said her peas

[@SchenectadySlim]

Once I heard a story from a 87 year old Italian barber about a guy downtown that gave him hairpiece

[@eziodiaz3192]

"Give me your hand" "Not now" "Give me your hand GIVE ME YOUR HAND GIVE ME YOUR HAND!!" * shakes hand* "OK Hush now." *crunching sound* LOL Imagine Gus says this to Walt when he needed to thank him and shake his hand.

[@kiwibee5984]

“Nice dress” “Thank you very much, I threw up on it!” “Oh”

[@OdysseyTag]

"Hey, hey hey, leave her alone"

[@yoonyo8751]

"tell ur friend lemme goooo" I'm dyinngggg

[@johann3dsouza]

I wish this is what all of them are like....instead of fighting over everything.

[@saudaljameeli6127]

Johann Dsouza yeah I pet if a 100 strong man surrounded them without their guards interfering and then ask them to fight each other physically no one would do it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ericmadsen9655]

I bet this is how it actually went. Incoherent small talk, a fart and photo opps.

[@acutalgrove]

“You gotta let go-“ *Looks to Translator* “Tell your friend to let me go.”

[@JONDAVIS111]

I love how you don't make any political statement. It's just hilarious.

[@user-nu3sd7zb2j]

@Trouble Came Calling nah

[@lindsaywhite1074]

Agree! It’s just entertaining without being hateful. Much appreciated!

[@quantumskywalker6888]

YES!!!!!

[@Batnig]

@@user-nu3sd7zb2j yeah

[@stephensalach9175]

@Trouble Came Calling wrong

[@hthree7857]

"nobody thinks it is me" noone dares, cause cause they wouldn't like getting 'accidentally' thrown out of window of skyscrapper

[@JackToTheA1]

I love how each world leader is a perfect stereotype for their country lmao

[@gelatinoustyrant3789]

Exactly, North Koreans are always offering to give me shady apples

[@jackalenterprisesofohio]

@@gelatinoustyrant3789 And im always offering corn to unsuspecting strangers......

[@rashmicp4356]

@The censored Racist what the f are you rambling about?

[@artemefimov8215]

@@zoebernardo6400, i drink tea always too, your typical russian here.

[@igordasunddas3377]

With milk? I drink tea and coffee - simultaneously!