I’m pissed he’s going to wreck the Alaskan wildlife refuge. Can’t we leave one chunk of wilderness for creatures to live in WITHOUT US POLLUTING IT?
@twilightgardenspresentatio63848 сағат бұрын
Cash is king but only under lord Donnie the Teflon
@Iamrightasusual7 сағат бұрын
Sell your house and buy a forest.
@selvincisneros87703 сағат бұрын
Quiet hippy
@fstover5208Сағат бұрын
Get a perspective. A rather small part of it would be developed.
@JacobGood-t5s14 сағат бұрын
I prefer my presidents who actually care about the country rather than having billionaires buy a election then doesn’t sign anything dealing with lower gas prices
@redlock962114 сағат бұрын
sounds like biden
@bryannimmo854814 сағат бұрын
@redlock9621 how many billionaire foreigners did Biden put in his cabinet? Name them.
@carolm305513 сағат бұрын
@redlock9621give it up!! Biden is a decent President who cares about helping people! The felon wants to rename the Gulf of Mexico. Who cares!!😂😂😂
@MarkSmithhhh13 сағат бұрын
Too bad you're in the minority
13 сағат бұрын
What about my bacon and my eggs,?
@lostpear12 сағат бұрын
I think our biggest concern is the violent offenders who will retaliate against their ex-girlfriends, ex-husbands, and family members who turned them in. It is funny... but domestic abusers are a real things still. Those are the folks they need to continue to watch now that they got their get-out-of-jail cards.
@heyokakoyeh11 сағат бұрын
Exactly
@terilw7 сағат бұрын
When a criminal can pardon criminals, our justice system has effectively collapsed. 😞🤦🏾♀️
@TheCubs1One6 сағат бұрын
Yup Joe Biden knew what he was doing for pardoning his entire family now we know why Trump was calling Ukraine to find out about Joe joes son who was making money just to cash in on his fathers name
@xeux-i36 сағат бұрын
And here we are, doing nothing to stop it.
@lindsaylogarta78495 сағат бұрын
Trump is not criminal
@lindsaylogarta78495 сағат бұрын
Trump is not criminal
@camarada64565 сағат бұрын
Crminals are persons like you, persons who voted pro abortion. You are a true criminal
@calaisclark904413 сағат бұрын
Richest man in the world just did a seig heil in front of the entire nation. How do y'all feel about that?
@shirleyz740013 сағат бұрын
Rump’s supporters could care less because of low morals but I found it disgusting!
@Coraleena12 сағат бұрын
Sick to my stomach and terrified
@heyokakoyeh11 сағат бұрын
The Antichrist has risen
@patrickcardon16439 сағат бұрын
Clearly the redcaps loved it ... soon it'll be brown and black shirts
@IsaacTuduriLlabres7 сағат бұрын
I don't care at all... must be something on pu***** like you...
@harrisibrahim222510 сағат бұрын
I don't how the law enforcement personnel and wider public feel about president, who claims to be tough on crime, letting cop killers go free?
@shirleyz740014 сағат бұрын
It’s crazy seeing a criminal pardoning criminals! 🤦🏻♀️😠
@myralewis50614 сағат бұрын
Crazy? yes - surprising? not at all!
@MarkSmithhhh13 сағат бұрын
Lol, 😂 cry my salty lib
@Adade99913 сағат бұрын
Yup, couldn't believe Biden would do such a thing on his way out
@shirleyz740013 сағат бұрын
@@Adade999 You know I’m talk about the 🤡 that just go sworn in yesterday! 🤮
@khariodub818213 сағат бұрын
@@shirleyz7400but fail to mention anything about the 🤡 that F’ed this country up for 4 years, then secretly pardoned his entire family right before walking out of his job that he had to step down from???
@edwardsianski72512 сағат бұрын
Thanks for the laughs! Urgently needed.
@twilightgardenspresentatio63848 сағат бұрын
Paper ballots in pa!
@Celestial_C50412 сағат бұрын
Felon pardoning his felons who followed his orders
@RockySheperd7 сағат бұрын
They're worse than felons. They are traitors to the United States
@jgwood102 сағат бұрын
Seems to be no logic in that but then again we have no laws!
@Ravenpicks4 сағат бұрын
If he pardoned them, then isn't he admitting he was responsible for the insurrection.
@Coggers-ww1zz2 сағат бұрын
So Biden was responsible for his junkie, sex case son and the lies that spew out his pie hole.
@cammieg438113 сағат бұрын
I prefer my presidents who actually PLACE THEIR HANDS ON THE BIBLE!
@danielmarquis525811 сағат бұрын
Yes. For some reason, trump thinks he is above everything. HE KNOWS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ABOUT CHECKS AND BALANCES....... NOTHING WHATSOEVER. He is a sick man.
@YarnWhims_officials8 сағат бұрын
And lie yes
@RockySheperd7 сағат бұрын
Actually, he didn't put his hand on the Bible because he would've burst into flames the moment he touched it
@YarnWhims_officials5 сағат бұрын
@@RockySheperd ohhhh please left hate their own people
@jens52574 сағат бұрын
It's more manipulation from him to tell people he was saved because he knows the vast majority of people don't trust him and he wants to steal their trust by lying to them (tricking them)
@GiGi-lg1dl8 сағат бұрын
Hell froze over
@supersonicstar64764 сағат бұрын
It’s a terrible shame that we as Americans are not ashamed of trump and all of his craziness
@supersonicstar64764 сағат бұрын
@ ok you are right but it seems like everyone likes corruption plus for example Michelle Obama missed the inauguration everyone has a fit but when trump did it to Biden. There was nothing said. So it just seems like all of Americans are going crazy
@edenleighl9 сағат бұрын
Hey don’t bring little old New Zealand into this 3:34 😂 We are small enough that if we stay quiet, he won’t know we’re here. He’s not welcome 😂😂
@vj.joseph9 сағат бұрын
Thank you 😊
@nsh17729 сағат бұрын
Do you like cricket?
@DJTheoSF13 сағат бұрын
In Jimmy We Trust!
@jens52574 сағат бұрын
He could definitely be President. People trust him
@user-md4di6yg2p14 сағат бұрын
I'm so glad he's addressing the important issues the country is facing... like conquering Greenland, Canada, and Panama, and renaming the Gulf of Mexico. Now all we have to do is sit back and watch the price of bread go down....
@ryanolson887914 сағат бұрын
exactly damn moron
@myralewis50614 сағат бұрын
Funny😂
@Adade99913 сағат бұрын
Those who voted for him don't mind😅
@myralewis50613 сағат бұрын
@@Adade999 that's what they voted for?? To take on large purchases, greater responsibilities or costly military invasions?? I don't think so.
@Adade99913 сағат бұрын
@myralewis506 the most important thing to them was to take their country back from so called radical left lunatics, the rest are mere bonuses
@leelee94218 сағат бұрын
Nooooooo, we don't want to be traded! Leave us be. Signed NZ
@_Lazare14 сағат бұрын
Wanna stay sane ? Don't listen to trump
@user-md4di6yg2p14 сағат бұрын
Yup... I use the mute button religiously....
13 сағат бұрын
Ignore him. He is flooding the zone w sht to stay in his reality TV gameshow host mode.
@Styxswimmer12 сағат бұрын
Trump is in the top 5 best presidents. Biden is in the top 3 worst.
@makeamericaamericaagain201512 сағат бұрын
@@_Lazare One day you’re gonna realize you’re on the wrong side of history. America is waking up to the BS and we have spoken.
@_Lazare7 сағат бұрын
Oh ! There a log in eye ! Ic ..
@MalcolmBerglund5 сағат бұрын
How sad he’s in office again 😣☹️😔
@laurawatters91414 сағат бұрын
PRESIDENT FRUMP IS A 🤡 SO IS ELON 🤡 A CLOWN SHOW!! ✌️🇺🇲💙
@CheeseSauceFries-u5f14 сағат бұрын
Clown but Billionaire
@shirleyz740013 сағат бұрын
I agree! It’s going to be a circus 🎪 full of clowns 🤡 for the next 4 yrs.
@starX799513 сағат бұрын
for a colwn intelligent person looks like a clown🤣
@jens52574 сағат бұрын
CHUMP! Why does no one say that word anymore? It was used frequently about 30 years ago
@LeojFrancois14 сағат бұрын
The convicted pardoned the convicted
@DimebagDarrenLowe12 сағат бұрын
Is that winning or what?
@JC-tp5lz12 сағат бұрын
Yup. Try to make sense out of that scenario! You can't, because it's not possible.
@gracos198912 сағат бұрын
i wish you all the best over the next 4 years, going to try my best and mute your countrys news on my ears, its too much insanity and not good for anxiety/depression
@dwaynegarfield15514 сағат бұрын
ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT SHOW JIMMY!💕🙏👊LOVE YOU JIMMY!!!!😂🤣
@cindysimpson64289 сағат бұрын
81 Million "legal" votes. WHO REALLY STILL BELIEVES THAT !
@DoomWalker4213 сағат бұрын
Be careful what you wish for! That rap was amazing and perfect. Even got the accent down pat. Needs to be remixed with music, lol. "Edibles finally kick in" I am dying!! 😂😂😂
@Barricade37912 сағат бұрын
You can sign an exec order about renaming the Gulf of Mexico. But the majority of the world are still gonna call it, Gulf of Mexico Yeah nice job Trump. That one really helps. Give me a break
@patrickcardon16439 сағат бұрын
The world minus the US ... just like China renaming seas and regions ... little ego dictators
@wheraleaf14 сағат бұрын
Watching this, feels like the history is happening again. I remember how it felt, when he got elected, only with different circumstances. My old wounds, now life with many regrets... I just want to be happy with my children and not to worry about their future. Thanks Jimmy, for everything that you did. Your show always brighten up my nights. I dont know how you do it, make people smile every night, and so nice to every guest. You're the best host ever!!
@Styxswimmer12 сағат бұрын
Trump is one of the best presidents the US has ever had.
@wheraleaf6 сағат бұрын
@Styxswimmer I don't talk about trump
@Earthhum3714 сағат бұрын
Real comedy is back thank you Trump
@MeditationMomma99914 сағат бұрын
I had a VERY vivid dream with J Fallon in it during the Pandemic. LOL I guess I was watching way too much Jimmy. heehee Keep doing your thang, it's the best!!
@Celestial_C50412 сағат бұрын
THis brilliant Jimmy. I love to laugh during your show
@BellaWinston-e4g14 сағат бұрын
Your videos always bring so much positivity and good mood. Thank you for your humorous talent and bright energy!🟫🏔🥀
@HeartFeltGesture14 сағат бұрын
No.
@georgehantzakos989314 сағат бұрын
Just Announced New Mexico name changed to New Americana and Mexico retaliates and renames Gulf of California to Gulf of Biden
@Nat_Likes.Marvel14 сағат бұрын
This is one of the few "news sources" i trust
@redlock962114 сағат бұрын
its false
@2ndchannel-r7c14 сағат бұрын
@redlock9621literally everything he said is true .
@redlock962114 сағат бұрын
@ he's agenda driven lol. Trump is fixing this country
@matthewwiederspan30257 сағат бұрын
@ Fixing it how?
@Iamrightasusual7 сағат бұрын
Liberal get all their news from late night comedy. Typical.
@twilightgardenspresentatio63848 сағат бұрын
What about how he admitted having Elon rig pa vote computers?
@williamkevinadams20612 сағат бұрын
After battling depression for quite some time and being a hermit. I really enjoy listening to your monologues. It truly puts a smile on my face and lifts my spirits when I need it. Thank you, Jimmy.
@RebeccaMooreFrey13 сағат бұрын
Nicely done, brother!!
@DeniRojas-n1x3 сағат бұрын
YOU TRULY ARE GIFTED ❤️🙏
@floridagirl44075 сағат бұрын
Extreme cold, insane winds, devastating wild fires, brutal freezing. And the Lord said… “I really did try to warn you.”
@vitaliys55613 сағат бұрын
Simply hilarious, Jimmy…
@lashendawest750914 сағат бұрын
We love your show jimmy fallon
@DeniRojas-n1x3 сағат бұрын
Just love the laughter 😁
@Denis-899 сағат бұрын
Ah yes. So many important issues to care about, and he chooses the very important one about changing names...
@AIBot-d5r5 сағат бұрын
51% of voting Americans wanted this... 🤷
@jackalterman5 сағат бұрын
It was actually less than 50%
@DebEade10 сағат бұрын
Awesome 👏🏻
@shaliseshaw938512 сағат бұрын
The guy with the orange hair should be arrested for pardoning the January 6th Capital riot crooks. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
@SophiaRed-Haired14 сағат бұрын
Your videos are always full of creativity and originality. Thank you for the inspiration!⚱️☺️😀
@HeartFeltGesture14 сағат бұрын
No.
@shirleyz740013 сағат бұрын
@@HeartFeltGesture You must like it because your here! 🤣🤣
@HeartFeltGesture13 сағат бұрын
@@shirleyz7400 I do, but the comment is from a sex bot.
@beyourself244412 сағат бұрын
It must be all the black comedians who write for him
@HeartFeltGesture12 сағат бұрын
@ Its a bot comment. They appear on every video and say the same exact thing. But yes I think youre right.
@damianu50743 сағат бұрын
I live in Poland and now I’m not sure if we should worry more about Russia or USA… Nevertheless we are grateful to Joe Biden! Poland now is much safer place. Russia shouldn’t be a threat for us for some time.
@lizcedillo460213 сағат бұрын
NIIIIICE SONG! 🎶 🎶🎶🎶❤
@ameliashandcraftedmemes788811 сағат бұрын
Wait I thought "Gulf of America" was satire...
@THE_REAL_VELIKAN14 сағат бұрын
Trump thinks he can change the Golf Of Mexico and a lot of stuff which he can not
@rogerfaint49914 сағат бұрын
i'd rather play golf at Mara Lago.
@THE_REAL_VELIKAN13 сағат бұрын
@rogerfaint499 I would go to Japan😭
@DimebagDarrenLowe12 сағат бұрын
@@rogerfaint499 there is no golf course at Mar A Lago
@rogerfaint49912 сағат бұрын
@ There is no golf of Mexico, too.
@DimebagDarrenLowe11 сағат бұрын
@@rogerfaint499 Gulf
@dannyburleigh111 сағат бұрын
I find that the KIRKLAND'S products are by far better than more popular named brands! And I don't even shop at Costco anymore.
@keri999514 сағат бұрын
Technical Difficulties. 😂😭🤣
@stevensedlak12 сағат бұрын
i don't get it??? 😕😕😕
@heatherkimler760711 сағат бұрын
Who didn't get pardoned???
@dannyburleigh111 сағат бұрын
Tik Tok has nothing on ONIONS!
@tomholroyd75198 сағат бұрын
The Gulf Between Trump's Ears
@meme-tg6hr12 сағат бұрын
A real productive felon, renaming places. How innotive. How much did that cost?
@reneephillips292210 сағат бұрын
It was for the oil! You’ll thank him later.
@mirembewinfred5353Сағат бұрын
Biden pardoned his son .Why dont you talk about it . Let the man try his best to work for Americans
@nextlevelreviews6 сағат бұрын
Lol Fallon with the Bars
@bojangs47197 сағат бұрын
3:32 so so smooth
@77nizzova5312 сағат бұрын
Can you even rename a body of water? Hopefully people will regret their votes finally!!!!
@steveprudell997610 сағат бұрын
Funny thanks td 24 7
@dannyburleigh111 сағат бұрын
No but seriously TRUMP needs to rename the State of New Mexico also! Name it like Baron Ways or something!
@daveking67259 сағат бұрын
Trump needs his henchmen for his own safety.
@Isha-j8e4 сағат бұрын
That laugh right at the point about the gulf of Mexico being changed sounded like Niall...Am I WRONG ?
@DeniRojas-n1x3 сағат бұрын
😂😂😂 I love you!!!
@PatFrenchLeafsFan114 сағат бұрын
Lemme try a News and Improved headline. "David Lynch Passes Away". Headline could've been "Want To Feel Old? This Is What Cameron Frye Looks Like Today."
@davidwenzel71712 сағат бұрын
How is this guy still on the air wtf
@DimebagDarrenLowe12 сағат бұрын
10% of americans like him, 60% of people that still watch TV tune in and hope he's funny, and i catch the highlights here and confirm he's still a woke hollywood idiot.
@deviouskris301212 сағат бұрын
Because he is funny. Plus Donny can’t help promoting him by tweeting about him and crying every time her hurt Donny’s fee fees.
@TedCruz20282 сағат бұрын
@ imagine thinking he’s funny
@TheRealDaylonKenny6 сағат бұрын
0:37 the part where he's mocking Elon Musk🤣
@StringsnKeysbyRosh5 сағат бұрын
"Am err... 'rica'-the country where even my typos have freedom!" Heart felt condolences am eee rica . Its ok 4 years only .
@mahdiimani89478 сағат бұрын
Brilliant JOB 3:41
@DeniRojas-n1x3 сағат бұрын
MAY GOD MULTIPLY YOUR BLESSINGS
@AnniKlami7 сағат бұрын
Great name changes! Great rap! Newspapers in Finland have found Gulf of America in central Finland also. It was named in the 1800's. The locals said that they do not think of renaming it ' as long as Trump won't visit the place'
@johnwisdom651Сағат бұрын
Both Trump and Musk should dance for Crazy Frog song, which suits them better. Not the YMCA.
@kiraharlamor3913 сағат бұрын
I ❤ you all!!! 😁🤣🫶
@loriallenbaugh3511 сағат бұрын
Who is this trump guy you’re talking about? 😉
@pachucotirili6 сағат бұрын
Holy sht, I thought the Diet Coke button was just a joke
@mascancris61524 сағат бұрын
Well, Biden had an icecream button:))
@VanBurgen11 сағат бұрын
3:04 More done in 2 weeks than in all of Bidens 4 years 😂😂😂😂😂
@reneephillips292210 сағат бұрын
Definitely
@patrickcardon16439 сағат бұрын
Lemmings with red caps. The level of your thinking skills amaze me each and every day
@VanBurgen7 сағат бұрын
@patrickcardon1643 twas a joke. I was implying that Joe was asleep and.. ah forget it. lighten up 😆
@mikeshanermusic5 сағат бұрын
Oh man, I used to like Jimmy. Moving on.👋
@TylerLee420895 сағат бұрын
Yet you’re still here hmm
@AllisonM9013 сағат бұрын
I feel like the ONE thing Trump and I agree on is the soda button. Only I'd have 2 buttons. One for Squirt, arguably the best soda ever invented. And the other for milk. Nothing uncool about healthy teeth and strong bones.
@WardenJune11 сағат бұрын
Maybe that should be your final Biden is old joke. You could have done the same joke as Trump being old because he's 78 years old. Time to move along, writers.
@rizz_the_dog10 сағат бұрын
Thank you for watching on TV?? HUH?? You air nightly on tv then post to KZbin or whatever. Did you think people forgot they were watching you on their tv?
@hansendesigns31 минут бұрын
The storm is hell freezing over from Ts first days.
@rocketRobScott6 сағат бұрын
You forgot one: Mexico is now Under-US
@dakiblabla16 минут бұрын
thats not pizza, that is GALETTE (puff pastry + almond paste, eaten for epiphany).
@harshadthakur39904 сағат бұрын
Everything will turn Allright, Trust in God.
@TwylaTownsend2 сағат бұрын
That was great !
@mateowannacomedyremasterz660512 сағат бұрын
What violence happened on jan 6th that you believe someone needs to be in prison for more than 4 years?
@heyokakoyeh11 сағат бұрын
Some cops were killed. Others were beaten close to death. Don't be an ignorant troll. You look stupid.
@sunxero832111 сағат бұрын
Thumbs up
@lordweneedu821714 сағат бұрын
See why can we do this and not get so offended 😂 whether you agree or not with policies
@majorfeelgoodrecords274012 сағат бұрын
You have to remember that it’s not the golf of USA. It is a Gulf of America, which is a very big place with lots of countries.
@reneephillips292210 сағат бұрын
Gotta get the oil , it’ll benefit us Americans
@shirleycrane90133 сағат бұрын
“Orange Man-Baby” headlines running in foreign press!
@DerekHoscorner14 сағат бұрын
All of the violent
@gazzabnaki14 сағат бұрын
live in Auckland NZ and will only be watching snippets of your shows (sans trump as he makes me want to vomit) love your shows just not the criminal trump
13 сағат бұрын
We don't like criminal trump either.
@howardbrawnsson2303Сағат бұрын
Getting the Panama Canal back has about as much as The Slovenian canal welcoming Trumpalumpah shipping again.
@kidd2695 сағат бұрын
Looks like someone's butt hurt cause we got a real president back 💪💪
@jackalterman5 сағат бұрын
Not a real president at all. Actually, he's completely illegitimate. Wait till he comes for your guns dude
@michaelmcculloch595714 сағат бұрын
I’d have an urn bru button in my Oval Office 😂
@josefschiltz219257 минут бұрын
Donald von Schittenpantz picks up a pen. All praise to Donald von Schittenpantz! PPprrt! Oops! There he goes again!
@andrewfrazer88742 сағат бұрын
He's out of touch with Hollywood area that's going through a major disaster .