MAGA Nuts Melt Down Over Taylor Swift, Trump Goes Totally Off the Rails & A.I. Joe Biden

[@iamjackscompletelackofsurp9606]

Funny how maga media wasn’t telling Kanye to stay out of politics while he was hanging out with trump at the White House.

[@meh52749]

And they totally should've.

[@DissectGibberish]

Of course not! He was one of Trump's special friends.

[@masonh9200]

My favorite celebrity endorsement is the only thing I know to vote on. Why would I take my own values and policy agenda into account? My favorite screen actors’ and musicians’ endorsement is how I base my voting decisions

[@williamgiven7892]

To be fair, Kanye was not really aware that he was at the White House.

[@firstlast-gn5bo]

@@masonh9200So you’re a MAGA.

[@ColorMeConfused29]

These are the same fools who literally had a Golden Trump idol at CPAC and thought nothing of it.

[@diytwoincollege7079]

Every time I see Taylor and MAGA mentioned online, I go stream 5 of her songs. It’s the best thing we can do.

[@lindakautzman7388]

Me too❤

[@mk1st]

Thank you for your service

[@FreedomfromTrump]

@bobbobbington3615 I don’t take any memes seriously from republicans. It’s all lies!

[@angelm.bouchard3722]

They literally had a golden statue of Chump at an RNC convention, but they can’t see the idolatry there. WTF! Edit: Statue was at CPAC in 2022, not RNC, but it was still a “golden” idol.

[@tanja0411]

Exactly! First thing I thought the second he said idoltry

[@fionamackie3357]

How about when they Photoshop trump's head on to Rambo's body?😂😂😂 As if trump would be able to handle an assault rifle, let alone pick it up 😂😂😂 Hypocrisy is their only actual skill.

[@fionamackie3357]

@@stephenbingham5935 that may be, but I was talking about Rambo which is a fictional character, in the context of idolatry.

[@jeanbeans7926]

My thought exactly.

[@longforgotten4823]

My representative from Minnesota, who is part of the sedition caucus of the house, got elected while walking around the county, praising Trump and carrying a cardboard cut out of the dude.

[@dougdeveloper8850]

I remember when Arnold Schwarzenegger spoke at the RNC 2004. We disagreed with him but still liked him and watched his movies. These snowflakes cannot take Taylor Swift and she didn’t even say anything about the election.

[@larryc1616]

The Republican base demands constant hate, alternative facts and conspiracy theories

[@tanja0411]

💯 They can’t handle not one thing. Not one difficult question or disagreement or anyone else’s success. Why Dems can’t rally around some powerful words like calling Trump “weak and whiny” “unAmerican” (it’s okay for an American president at the time and former president) to threaten and target ordinary Americans?) and unpatriotic for a whole host of reasons. They have so much material and they never use powerful simple emotive words or phrases. With all the comedians and intelligent people on their side and a universe full of material? That’s the maddening part for me.

[@iana2127]

Because it's their default setting - anger. I wonder how one can live like that...must be so exhausting

[@andrewrobinson1479]

That was pre-trump. Civility is out the window, in with the hate.

[@sawittwo]

Smooth!

[@veronicastapleton1188]

I literally laughed out loud when they say, "could this be idolatry?"

[@k-ro7806]

Same ! That and ''witchcraft'' !! Omg...

[@rvcmathprof]

Right? How about their idolatry with Trump!

[@dianealarcon8304]

Trump, you’re fired!

[@BurgermeisterMeisterburger-v7x]

Alina Habba: “I don’t know how to try this case, your honor.” I didn’t know Trump “University” had a law school. Explains a lot.

[@Steven-lk2ub]

Thanks for your comment .😊

[@Blivot]

They should ask the, "Old Orange Witche's Bottom,'' how he got eVangelicow's to call him the, "CHOSEN-MAGA-ONE?"

[@philipb2134]

​@population-_-420yeah.... but had you seen the daughter, Clementine?

[@DCell1961]

They weren't there to try the case. It had already been tried and Trump found guilty. She was there to try to lessen the damages. We now know how awfully ill prepared she was and what a terrible lawyer she is.

[@Luis-xh3vj]

The judge didn't allow any defense to be presented and told jurors to disregard ALL evidence, including the fact that Caroll deleted evidence on purpose relevant to the case which any other case would have called for a dismissal of all charges, and you anti-Trump cultists have the galls to claim it was/is a fair judgement... This is how the nazis and communists judged/judge people...

[@laurirohr5364]

Who are these People!?! Seriously, these are some screwed up folk.

[@Zoe-c9z]

Screwy from st Louis as bugs would say😂🎉

[@masonh9200]

I agree, Jimmy is super screwed up.

[@kmeggs111]

I am totally getting one of those Dark Brandon mugs--😂😂😂

[@richinoable]

I wish some would give me one. They're awesome 😎. But I'm not gonna pay money

[@FreedomfromTrump]

@@richinoable It’s to help his campaign. You can’t really be a freeloader, can you?

[@richinoable]

@@FreedomfromTrump I don't pay for Chinese hats or mugs.

[@thomaspatricio]

Are we at a point where calling someone a conservative or a Republican is the same as calling them insane? I think we are...

[@williamkern500]

No,it proves they are traitors though!

[@ggall001]

It use to be just the crazy MAGA's but now it's the whole party it seems.😂

[@gingernightmare9152]

Conservatism = Authoritarianism, always has in every cuntry. 😁

[@jeffmisch1485]

Gives a new reason not to use the R word. Republican

[@meh52749]

Or fascist or brainwashed... those words carry a lot of weight these days.

[@CJ-uo5cl]

I hope Taylor actually goes up on the jumbotron with a Biden T-shirt 😂

[@user-os1kc8hf8r]

Ikr, MAGA'ts will be furious!! 😂

[@cmgweb6951]

@@user-os1kc8hf8r That would be funny. Might be a brawl on national tv.

[@chiplovitt8538]

Jimmy, You're the best. Keep speaking the truth to power and leave 'em laughing,

[@cheshirecat6518]

It must suck to go through life thinking everything that you don't like or understand is a conspiracy against you.🤦‍♀️

[@starsabove8059]

👍

[@michaelgillespie1206]

Sounds like my grandma, if something happens to me, it's God's wrath, let the same thing happen to her, and it's, "somebody did that on purpose because I'm a good Christian."

[@williamgiven7892]

They tell their children from the minute they are born that they are victims. It's a self-fulfilling prophecy.

[@caronstout354]

It's easier, for them, than actually trying to accept the world as it is...

[@AwesomeFish12]

That dog scene at the start was so relatable to anyone who has a dog.

[@jubileepup6877]

A big dog

[@Ceerads]

Or a cat.

[@feelnrite]

@@jubileepup6877 A big woman.

[@petewilcox3354]

Did that news anchor from Fox just ask "how much are we going to divide the country?" 🤣🤣🤣

[@tracyavent-costanza346]

WRT "...are we gonna divide the country?..." yeah, you caught that deep irony too. really, the stuff they get away with saying...

[@tracyavent-costanza346]

@@madreese69 WRT faux-news-talking-head telling taylor swift to "stay out of politics"... yep, irony runs Swift and deep (see what I did there) at faux news.

[@petewilcox3354]

@@tracyavent-costanza346 fox news is pure comedy, they are entertainers.

[@tracyavent-costanza346]

@@petewilcox3354 WRT "...fox news is pure comedy..." you and I know that. their audience evidently does not know that. which by itself is kinda funny but not in an election year.

[@elialmodovar6685]

No. They ask how much saying this or that is worth to their masters.

[@Dan-ud8hz]

If restaurants want to charge "dynamic prices" at peak hours, then the kitchen staff and wait staff should have their wages raised dynamically to match.

[@lyndaweister9984]

@Dan-ud8hz~EXACTLY 🎯

[@xcwarrior]

Yeah, for today at least, that was scariest part of this monologue. "Dynamic pricing" sounds like a fancy phrase for, "Going out of business." If you see a restaurant do this crap, do not patronize them.

[@SamWlodawski83]

Thank goodness Jimmy is back tonight. It was depressing last night with no Jimmy Kimmel or Guillermo.

[@karinwolf3645]

Yes!! 😱😢💋💖💋💖🌵👵🐺🖖

[@lillyanderson3623]

Agreed! 😊

[@geekdiggy]

i can't help but suspect the people getting mad at taylor swift being at football games are the same people who said they'd boycott the nfl over colin kaepernick. why are they still watching?

[@rigpa10]

lol yes - they are all full of it - the irony is they do not have any problems with all the other celebrities at football games - if you watch the games you see that taylor swift is only shown a few times - meanwhile they show pans of fans yelling and screaming - how come that does no bother these smooth brains - and football has the most down time between plays then any other sport -

[@ashleytaveras9035]

Guillermo. Hope you had a wonderful birthday. Thank you for being part of the family. We love you! 🎉☺️

[@rickywahoo]

Jimmy, it's not the Manchurian Candidate; it's the Kremlin Candidate

[@florete2310]

Happy Birthday, dude🥳

[@sideshowbob]

Those Rumba's in Puerto Rico are always Off the Hook!!!!

[@Soohook]

🎉Happy Birthday 🎂!!!

[@rd264]

Guillermo is impressive. He handles his job like a pro.

[@headcode]

Taylor Swift should go after them for defamation. They're ruining her brand. She has as strong a case as Dominion.

[@elialmodovar6685]

Are you kidding? She's ruining THEIR brand. And they don't know what to do about her but call her names, and play her music while crying real tears.

[@benguensche]

Lol dominion

[@denisemadigan1038]

He is a magic hate ball! 😂😂😂❤

[@johnmills186]

LOL If you had Ted Nutgent as a spokesman and your competitor got Taylor Swift wouldn't you panic. MAGA Gullibility borders on insanity.

[@thaliahall4599]

Exactly!😂

[@nerd3d-com]

Maga may border insanity. But it's inside the border.

[@annestewart5741]

Fear & loathing... Gotta have something "trumped up" to keep the fear mongering machine churning out b.s. & going strong! Continuously! 🤦‍♀️🙄 Ridiculous, huh?

[@tanja0411]

Borders? I wish! It’s so sad that they’ve completely flown past insanity plus hypocrisy plus toxicity. Like they were fine with Kid Rock stumping for and Kanye meeting Trump. Weird how it’s always only a conspiracy when non-MAGA people are successful.

[@newname9064]

Speaking of borders, how is Biden handling the Mexico border situation?

[@janncoons7445]

And remember if you put water on a magnet it will not work anymore! Bing bing bong bong😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dianealarcon8304]

Now, we know what he is doing from 3am to 6am! Wacko 🤪

[@jonathonriddle9922]

5:34 - Pro-MAGA media has NO right to claim "idolatry" after displaying a golden statue of their orange savior at CPAC.

[@DissectGibberish]

They will do it regardless, unless people keep calling them out on their hypocrisy.

[@ChuckWortman]

​@DissectGibberish even if they do call them out and will not stop them from being hypocrites

[@mrcoyleteach]

Beat me to the obvious hypocrisy...

[@cmw12]

Had that exact thought. Their lack of self-awareness is truly shocking.

[@katinacarson-hunwi7297]

I agree. But that’s okay for republicans to idolize an immoral person but yet Taylor can’t vote for who she wants to. The Republican Party is all crazy.

[@user-jn5ux1ct4r]

“Magic Hate Ball” dropped me 😂😂😂😂

[@thaisstone5192]

Yeah, that was dead bloody clever!!!

[@theresehopkins1581]

The lady enjoying the snow with her dog was priceless!!!❤😂🎉 ❄ ❤😅🎉 ❄❤😊🎉 ❄

[@izi5150]

So Idolatry is a sin…? LIKE HAVING EXTREME ADMIRATION AND LOVE FOR AN EX PRESIDENT THAT IS SUPPOSEDLY THE ONLY PERSON THAT IS CAPABLE OF SAVING THE COUNTRY AND THE WORLD? But surely that isn’t idolatry?

[@sonyaking8049]

Don't forget the gold statue.

[@only1muppet]

But he was sent by God 😂

[@brianclark9110]

not idolatry...smart voting through experience

[@eileenfidler6430]

I thought they were claiming trump was the second coming of Jesus.

[@johnygood5833]

Read Matthew 7:21

[@dailynews5683]

If Taylor Swift endorsed Trump Fox News would be talking about how great she is non-stop.

[@princequestly2218]

it’s so true though, they’re just shameless hypocrites.

[@gingernightmare9152]

But they still are. Lot's of free publicity.

[@rickl5596]

Yup, everything they claim they hate about what Democrats do they love if any MAGA/GOP folks do the same thing.

[@a45341995615]

Perish the thought.

[@caronstout354]

Fox AI Taylor Swift is Kari Lake singing on Auto-Tune!

[@3X73RM]

Wait, tickets for the Super Bowl is 12 THOUSAND dollars!? I thought he was gonna say $1200 and I would still have spit out my water, but twelve grand? 😂😂

[@screggybojanklin3567]

Newsmax says "Idolatry is a sin". What do they think Trump supporters are doing?

[@cybertoe1221]

I caught that, too. They have no self-awareness whatsoever.

[@jchilds8408]

My head almost exploded when Newsmax twit said that!!

[@mcsq5899]

Don't they remember the Golden Trump statue?

[@jackl4laughs]

​@@mcsq5899 some of my family work in churches and didn't understand why I was making fun of that, they were just mad their hero was being made fun of when I was actually just making fun of the gullible "Christians" worshipping a golden statue of Trump.(With no knowledge of Moses and the Israelites journey through the desert obviously.)

[@havable]

In a lot of their churches they have a cross as their focal piece -slash- idol. Sometimes there is even a gruesomely impaled figure as part of the decoration. Sick, I tell you.

[@cece5088]

Conservatives come for strong, smart women like Taylor because they're legitimately terrified of them!!

[@aggressiveattitudeera887]

"Conservatives come for strong, smart women..." *Pause.*

[@robbiegailh.2076]

@@aggressiveattitudeera887 Yeah, like, "Conservatives curdle and cower for strong, smart women."

[@Thanos1908]

@@robbiegailh.2076 if jokes were bullets...you'd be safer than the pope whilst inside the popemobile.

[@Al-oe8ib]

She could stump up a lot more cash than the bankrupt syph

[@MrBud85]

What arent conservatives afraid about these days?

[@robbinriley6259]

I cannot believe that such a pricing structure exists It is pure greed

[@Abkrum]

Happy birthday Guillermo! ❤🎉😘

[@lynnadames9526]

I laughed out loud at the Salmon Ella at the dinner skit!!! 😅😅😅😅😅 That was HILARIOUS!

[@Feverything2030]

🤣🤣🤣Magic Hate Ball🤣🤣🤣

[@indigowolf556]

This country is going crazy. Glad we have Jummy, Seth and Stephen! And... Guillermo ❤

[@jenniferward2012]

LOVE THEM ALL 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤

[@gilmoremccoy6930]

AMEN!!! 🙏🏽

[@peterpiper7441]

Stephen Colbert is not very funny though.

[@minutelizard3576]

I wish they would be unscripted and not forced by network executives, but that’s not the media today. The left sucks and the right sucks and their mouth pieces are trash as well

[@jamesrobbins8938]

What to tell you what to think 😂🤣😂

[@todd3205]

We are old geezers with little knowledge of Taylor's music, but are swifties for life.

[@jeanbeans7926]

Same here. If she can bring the attention of young folks to the crises at hand, it's all the better.

[@angelacorey5699]

Ditto!!!

[@JanJan-Y4d-6dx]

Get into her music! No kidding. Taylor is the REAL thing..so talented, and, a great guitar player too!

[@susanm7354]

I’m 69 and a new swiftie! Taylor’s music, videos and tours are awesome! Go Taylor!

[@alphanerd7221]

@@JanJan-Y4d-6dx She's not particularly talented and she's not good at the guitar.

[@Иосиф-ч7э]

"We should run spell check..." hahahaha Great!

[@funkymonk984]

"These people think football is fake and wrestling is real". Great quote.

[@xy6845]

And it's true.

[@jaxjax3842]

😂

[@bcatblues725]

😂😂😂 right?

[@Heather_in_Kansas]

Actual football fans know both is rigged. I say that as a Chiefs and Taylor fan.

[@funkymonk984]

​@@Heather_in_Kansas . Hello. I am not a football fan, so you would know better than I. For the sake of having an interesting conversation here in the KZbin comments section... how does the rigging in NFL football compare to professional wrestling? How would the concept of false equivalency apply? What I mean is, Pro Wrestling is theater, though of course to be a top pro wrestler you have to have athleticism and yes they do get hurt. Are Football games the same in your estimation?

[@sandytrunks]

@2:42 "The average price for tickets [to the Super Bowl] is a little over 12 thousand dollars." That is INSANE!!

[@rigpa10]

so do not go - i never go to any games - i watch it on tv in my nice warm comfortable home -

[@JusticeAlways]

I quit football cold turkey. Waste of my time actually...😊

[@RobertaNicholson1374]

@@rigpa10they didn’t say they wanted to go lol I think it’s insane. I don’t want to go or watch it on tv and I never have lol no connection to thinking 12k for a ticket is crazy.

[@gwendolynbrown1111]

​@JusticeAlway Yes . Definitely something better to do.

[@barbrybacki]

Church lady: Could it be a spell?? Jimmy K: Better get Spell check! 😂

[@russellhammond371]

That lady saying "witchcraft" hahahaha I just can't.

[@ericahouston4395]

Believe it or not, as an american, Taylor is allowed to have opinions on elections and share them.

[@rudolftrost3534]

Is she? In a country where women cannot even have rights over their own bodies? The Illusion of Freedom seems to do the trick.

[@jcoopes5604]

They’re scared of her!

[@DissectGibberish]

@@jcoopes5604 Good!

[@DesireLevy227]

That would mean she has free speech… that’s only reserved for CERTAIN Americans… just like the good ol days… when America was great!😅😅😅

[@Sweettooth25]

@@DesireLevy227I see what you did there 😂

[@Alejandro8Mario]

Please, trump originally thought WW3 was wonder woman 3 🤷🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤣🤣

[@xy6845]

It's the latest version of the internet. Don't laugh, soon Musk might come around tryna change its name 😂

[@btrous1]

Perfect!

[@tvil8]

They are so scared of taylor😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 and her fans are not just 11 year olds. She has an army of suburban housewives, myself included.

[@starsabove8059]

👍

[@lilyjiri]

Same here!

[@TrumpGoByeBye]

Senior grammas love her too 😊😊

[@yara5502]

Exactly!! And seniors too When will misogynistic men stop this narrative that her fans are young girls.

[@Power_to_the_people567]

The sad part is that the deal Trump cooked made the whole situation in Gaza more volatile. He literally unilaterally decided Jerusalem belonged to Israel and moved the US embassy even though that was a big contention between the Palestinian people and Israel. Trump simply added fuel to a fire that had been burning for decades. For him to claim that he made the world safer is just not a historical fact at all😂

[@allisonjames2923]

Dump has always dealt in spin, never fact

[@michaelgillespie1206]

Anyplace Trump is at, is not safer.

[@DissectGibberish]

Trump lies about everything. The fact that he helped fan the flames in Israel is no surprise whatsoever. Let other people know.

[@miller7522]

And what did the Venezuelan oil sanctions do to the immigration numbers?

[@donnadayle3762]

you are exactly right. if that didn't make trump a war monger...nothing will. that really upset me especially when jared was in on it!!

[@Acts-xu7th]

My Girlfriend is a Swifty voting Straight Blue ticket in November She never liked politics until now 😮🇺🇸

[@joinoelle2073]

Taylor Swift is an American citizen and is entitled to vote and encourage civic engagement. Jeez, it's like they don't have any policies or ideas for a better future to promote. The fact that this network is piling on an American citizen is appalling. They prove everyday that this network is only in place to divide and poison the discourse.💙🇺🇲💙

[@ricksimon9867]

Americans don't like it when citizens talk about politics, let alone superstars. It is a rotten society.

[@tanja0411]

I wish the Dems would call Trump and his suck-up trolls and followers “non-American.” Because in America we’re okay with a former president (and president at the time) targeting and threatening ordinary American citizens. Those are American values? I don’t get why Dems can’t speak simply and call out their lack of patriotism and Americanism. It’s horrifying when you think about it. Can you imagine if Obama had done that? It’s all so crazy

[@conundrum60690]

Apparently 780 million wasn’t enough. We need to change laws. “People are saying” doesn’t change the fact that YOU are saying it.

[@Zoe-c9z]

Don't worry about jackals

[@Zoe-c9z]

She is too smart to get involved😅

[@BurgermeisterMeisterburger-v7x]

Thank you, Taylor Swift, for triggering a republican meltdown 😆

[@SayAhh]

Barbie and Taylor: MAGA's Achilles Heel

[@shaneeslick]

@population-_-420 And I'm like... I just... I mean this is exhausting, you know

[@FDR_progressive_liberal]

Don't touch them. They're all sticky.

[@alfonzalynn9387]

mikeoxbig7931 Just mention Taylor Swift's name would trigger Republicans

[@tuxcats8518]

Love how she can achieve that without lifting a finger.

[@richardlincourt2519]

It’s easier to fool people than it is to convince them they’ve been fooled.-Mark Twain

[@denisemadigan1038]

Thank you Jimmy! Stay reasonable! 😊❤ Oh, and I loved the last show with Guillermos Birthday ride! 😂😂 I Love Your Show!

[@justrosy5]

"Don't forget to give us 5 stars!" Thank you, JK, for speaking up for customers everywhere!

[@HornedTurtle1212]

Dynamic pricing isn't entirely new, lots of places have happy hour discounts, so it's perhaps a matter of perspective.

[@justrosy5]

@@HornedTurtle1212 Try NOT drunk writing for a change...

[@AlexanderRubio36]

The bit on dynamic pricing is awesomely funny, thanks Yimmy.

[@hellshade2]

"the not too swiftees" LOL, good one Jimmy!

[@sethabel4315]

Oh, wow. Taylor can literally sue these people.

[@R1P_K1ngScar]

That restaurant is like ADT😂

[@jaytalbot1146]

How does Trump "know" there "is a 100% chance of a terrorist attack"? Is he organizing one? "Be there it will be wild!"

[@Zoe-c9z]

More of a circumcised circus😂🎉

[@SayAhh]

Trump also said that a middle class taxcut is coming in 2 weeks and that he had an Obamacare replacement plan that's so good you wouldn't believe.

[@mrdenson3101]

He reads intelligence briefings which all former presidents are allowed to. From there he sees the assessment of professionals and then talks about it in his deranged speeches, so that if it happens ( which he hopes ) he can then tell his supporters that he predicted it

[@sheilaboston7051]

@@mrdenson3101 No, he doesn't. I believe he's the only president who lost that honour. President Biden refused to let him have access, and do you blame him!?

[@dcamron46]

Wouldn’t be his first…January 6th just passed actually

[@BurgermeisterMeisterburger-v7x]

‘Trump 2024’ is not a political slogan. It’s an expiration date.

[@demetriusevans2730]

lol that’s good

[@tanja0411]

Oh I like that! Please please let people wake up 🙏

[@ofaz6300]

Nice…

[@satisfactionguaranteed5355]

Just watch and see what happens than you can eat your own words

[@satisfactionguaranteed5355]

Just watch and see what happens than you can eat your own words

[@Jan-iq5sm]

Thank the stars for this show . Keeps me sane .

[@tedtratt9553]

Isn't worshipping Trump, Idolatry? Hypocrisy gone mad.

[@DissectGibberish]

Exactly! And the Trump Cult doesn't see that they are idolaters.

[@sendittobrandon2012]

Thats cults for ya

[@erincaitlin1655]

It's called mass psychosis ...

[@alphanerd7221]

No. Idolatry is the worship of idols, not people.

[@e0n555]

@@alphanerd7221 NO, idolatry is the worship of someTHING or someONE other than God.

[@leysin456]

He's like a magic hate ball. Gold.

[@jeanbeans7926]

yup!

[@wudzen]

Haaa, thanks for your service Jimmy☮💌

[@rudeinterplanetjanet]

You know they are scared when they claim Taylor is a witch and Satan possesses her soul! Lol! It's too funny how frightened they are of Taylor and her man Kelce.

[@Zoe-c9z]

Paul consulted the witch of endor so I think that lady (Saul)must be the synagogue of satan (satyr) since corvus is a murderer

[@Zoe-c9z]

The necromancers cannibals and zombies should be worried

[@Zoe-c9z]

Revelations 22:15-19 Satan should have spared Jobs life but he murdered Job instead.. Jesus told satan that he could do anything except take Jobs life. So Satyr murdered himself.

[@Spiritof_76]

@@Zoe-c9z That's what it said in the book of fiction, huh? Also, no S in Revelation.

[@rigpa10]

@@Spiritof_76 and in the job book of fiction there is no jesus - fictional jesus is only in the nt lol

[@lorib-g1908]

So great! 😅Died laughing. Thank you.

[@derekkoch9734]

Jimmy knocks another one out of the park. ❤

[@OffWhiteDaz]

I'm from Australia and even I know that the Kansas City chiefs don't need help to get into the Superbowl. They are a great team

[@thomasdavis8861]

If taylor swift goes at trump it's game over for trump

[@robbiegailh.2076]

If only!

[@thomasdavis8861]

@robbiegailh.2076 taylor swift fans will come out in millions

[@Freetospeak911]

​@@thomasdavis8861I'm counting on Taylor Swift and her Army of swifties to turn this election into a victory in 2024... 💙💙 Biden 2024 💙💙

[@MHBCtube]

Nah. If she endorses a Republican or a Democrat, the portion of her fans that belongs to the opposing party will drop off. Politics runs deep in people’s veins

[@michaelgillespie1206]

It was already game over.

[@doclewis8927]

This is all over 28 seconds of her being on the screen! 28 SECONDS TOTAL. She's living in your brains rent free over 28 seconds! Wow.

[@klee7468]

Love you Jimmy for always presenting all this nutty stuff brilliantly!!!!

[@MiBzAn]

Ticket prices for everything are ridiculous. Only the wealthy seem to be able to eat well, have a doctor, a house and be entertained anymore. Thank goodness us poor folk still have Jimmy's monologues to look forward to on KZbin ❤ 🎉 Thanks Jimmy!!! ❤

[@2727rogers]

Kind of reminds me of that line Let Them Eat Cake. The difference is in France the person who said that lost their head but in the USA they would be elected to Congress.

[@sub-zero710]

OMFG.... I died when that lady accused Taylor Swift of witchcraft! 🤣

[@nancyscogin7549]

I can barely breathe laughing at the woman and dog in the opening clip!!

[@hildarobles2898]

Happy Birthday Guillermo! Republicans leave Taylor alone... you have an issue with hard working women! She's awesome!

[@saltfarmer4008]

Zoomers can barely do a 40 hr work week

[@RonaldAllen-ms3mg]

Wasn’t a huge fan for Taylor but now I will love her forever! God Bless her❤️

[@TheOfficialTarynTots]

I admit I watched Kristen Hagen chase her dog a couple of times. 😂😂

[@Zoe-c9z]

Jackal

[@Spiritof_76]

@@Zoe-c9z WTF is that supposed to mean?

[@d8bn]

I'm lovin the little videos at the beginning of these shows lately. 🤣

[@ldeadpirate9432]

*Honestly, every celebrity should be encouraging their fans to vote. That's all they have to do. Just get ppl to the voting booth, up and down the ballot.* We, the 'regular' ppl have given our celebrities everything our celebrities have. All their wealth... I'm not even asking them to call out the fascism of the MAGA Party. *Just call your fans to the voting booth. That's it. Not asking you to ask them to vote Democratic, just get them to register, get them to vote.*

[@rexwall2000]

It’s over for Maga. There is nothing more dangerous than a Swifty scorned.

[@florete2310]

Those 12 year olds man, ... they are out of control!!

[@DissectGibberish]

😆😆😆😆😆

[@rigpa10]

it was over before this

[@suongphan5373]

Thank you so much

[@Trina_White]

You make me giggle, Jimmy! ❤😂👍

[@sastrugi4471]

"Tanchurian candidate", "Magic Hate Ball" ... nice.

[@jeremyliland2450]

“Run spell-check…” Such a brilliant line

[@madwolepoe5701]

Guillermo is gold ❤

[@niacal4nia]

Ramaswamy reminds me of the poop emoji 💩😂

[@Mr3121996]

thats hilarious, I literally lol'd

[@kallen868]

🤣

[@randy7003]

I can see the resemblance! 😂😂😂! 👍

[@iamjackscompletelackofsurp9606]

Ramaswampy

[@deusexmachina9217]

Lol, but I get reminded of a poop emoji 💩 when looking at you from an intellectual pov.

[@LollieVox]

Omg that intro!!😂

[@TheOfficeFan_3]

8:05 “he’s like a magic hate ball” 🤣

[@breal7277]

Jimmy, those writers of yours are brilliant!

[@tabeathahall8246]

Where do these polls get their numbers? I've voted in every election since I turned 18. I vote every 2 years and in the primaries. I'm now 50 and I have never been asked who I plan on voting for.

[@Heather_in_Kansas]

Same

[@mypillowguy445]

Jack Smith nominated Trump for The No Bail Prize.

[@lyndaweister9984]

@mypillowguy445~🤣🤣

[@rigpa10]

i do not trust jack smith - what is he waiting for to put trump in jail - is hr going to wait till it is too late and then say oh well i tried

[@vikshapremchand2900]

'rumors are carried by haters, spread by fools and accepted by idiots'

[@gilmoremccoy6930]

Jimmy, you nailed it 😂😂😂😂...

[@davidsmith7090]

Should we run spell check 😂😅 hilarious 😂😅

[@BurgermeisterMeisterburger-v7x]

Alina Habba: Your honor, we respectfully request the dismissal of all charges. Judge: Grounds? Alina Habba: My client is a toddler.

[@israelcm7246]

My client is a 🤡

[@MarkWickham-gc8yo]

Wonderful!

[@CJ-uo5cl]

We already HAD a major "tourist" attack.

[@princellasmith7562]

The waiter bit was hilarious!! 😂😂

[@carolannpacificadam1944]

Lololol. Salmon ella

[@neuvocastezero1838]

If someone declares that "There is a 100% of an attack..." then it is very likely that they had something to do with it if one does occur.

[@DarlinReal]

The bit of comedy before Jimmy comes on stage is always hilarious! This lady got some well deserved exercise. Hahaha.

[@RealJackHQ]

Yeah the guy who released Taliban prisoners (who are now treating women and children like crap in Afghanistan) should DEFINITELY receive the Nobel Peace Prize. Ridiculous.

[@Al-oe8ib]

Trump took a peace of everything, for himself, while poohtus, that was and is, his only motivation to run

[@WakeUpAmerican000s]

Demented Defendant donald surrendered to the Taliban in 2020. Ain't nobody thinking about him for a Nobel award.

[@larryc1616]

Unbelievable he did that and for what?

[@jordanwhite1547]

To make the planned withdrawl that biden had to go through with as chaotic and the downfall of the Afghan government a gurantee? It sure wasnt to help anyone. @@larryc1616

[@RealJackHQ]

@@larryc1616 He said we would be out by May of 2021…..yet Afghanistan would still be in a hellscape environment regardless when we left. Our soldiers would have been saved but Afghanistan’s government still would have cowered out.

[@mechanix1228]

Swift has barely said a word and the right is giving her all this publicity. The best part is its FREE.