Trump's Historically Long, Epically Weird Speech

[@BNSFGuy4723]

Something about his CPAC performance gave me chills. More so than anything before. The Mueller investigation has made him insane. Trump gave me Joker vibes. This guy has had “his bad day” already and is in the process of revealing his true self. The way he was hugging the flag, sweating profusely, screaming, and falling into an alternate reality... He’s not all up there 😨 He’s only missing a maniacal laugh. I’m honestly scared he’ll do something drastic. He’s that into himself that he won’t ever accept defeat or impeachment. 25th amendment NOW!

[@shimmeringfairydust3275]

Preach!

[@kathleendsmith2343]

I agree. I started getting physically ill. It freaked me out.

[@BNSFGuy4723]

Kathleen D Smith It was a definite scream for help. No sane individual would ever impersonate themselves and shout like that. His voice even cracked. This dude’s brain is fried and those CPAC attendees just laughed and clapped. Notice, trump was not laughing or smiling. He was legit panicking in front of the American people. I don’t even know what to say. There are so many angles you can go at it and dissect the madness that was that “speech”

[@kathleendsmith2343]

@@BNSFGuy4723 You are right. He is losing it.

[@janelmarshall9011]

You are so right, it was creepy and cringy.

[@CarolynsRVLife]

Listening to trump makes my skin crawl. Listening to his brainwashed base cheer him on makes me terrified.

[@iadorenewyork1]

Me, too. And long after he was made an ex-President, he keeps talking. And talking. He never stops.

[@ssj4gogeta130]

@@iadorenewyork1I’m surprised he’s smart enough to KNOW how to talk to begin with!

[@Ch17638]

Just because the flag can not say no it doesn't imply consent.

[@Dear_Mr._Isaiah_Deringer]

The owner of the strip club down the block said something similar with regards to things hanging of the pole.

[@megsinzoa7424]

@@Dear_Mr._Isaiah_Deringer did the owner constantly make sure you were understanding what he was sayin?

[@PrincessAndBear]

@Ch 17 He could do worse than hug it, he could grab it, squeeze it, bob it and twist it!

[@somethingclever4563]

Lol He's not worried about consent...

[@babyteano1977]

😁😁😁

[@jamesstevo7289]

Watching this from London I wonder what does this man posing as your President have to do before he is removed as a danger to your country and your democracy. But thinking on , so long as your spineless Republican Senators continue to ignore his lunacy and support his madness , maybe never.

[@parimabartender]

Some of us are trying friends

[@sylviahaik6303]

There's a slim chance those cowardly Senators could be beaten just like they did in Congress and sanity will return.

[@Wednesdaywoe1975]

Be nice. We made a whole new country last time someone this crazy was in charge.

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

@@Wednesdaywoe1975 I'd say go for it, except those left on the other side of the fence would likely turn what's left into The Handmaid's Tale.

[@jewzor8137]

Question for you James... What's the Fear level like in London right about now? I mean Brexit in 7 days. Seeing Trump from the outside world must be scary/entertaining, but I'm more interested in what's to happen to the UK in a week. Love from Chicago

[@waryaawariiri1812]

Someone decades ago wrote the following prophetic words: *When fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.*

[@user-hr9oz8xv6n]

Democrats don't wrap themselves in the flag or carry crosses, they burn the flag and hit you with bike locks.

[@margaretcaldarone3545]

Did you say when it comes. I think its here.

[@evilbetty9423]

Except he's wrapping himself around the flash and you dummy want to know where he's carrying the cross at.

[@bigdickmcgee3293]

Tbh nationalism, religion and racism are fascism’s thing everywhere.

[@jennylee9278]

carrying a bible

[@jedimindtrix2142]

Fun and games aside I am truly creeped out by the way Trump is acting. It is genuinely frightening and he seems to be going off the deep end. Scarier thing is all the people in that room clapping and cheering like he was giving some sort of great speech. 😐🤔

[@juantubey]

That's the POTUS.

[@formalbug5716]

And you all called me a radical for wanting gulags...

[@manfredbartels4124]

@Ollie B I thought exactly the same thing. The ignorance of the masses is terrifying!

[@themilkssiah]

JediMind Trix I feel like this speech was supposed to be a “Look how fun I am, you can’t get rid of me ‘cause we’re all having fun here” type of speech

[@veronicastewart1112]

He could say, "f-- you all, I enjoyed giving your money to my rich friends" and they would all clap and cheer.

[@NewMessage]

Donnie's speech was like when your kid starts to figure out that you're not falling for the 'My invisible friend wrote all that stuff on the walls, honest!' bit, and starts to panic.

[@stephencapps5023]

Didn't we see this with Stalin,Mao, Castro, Hitler and Mussolini? Long oratory saying nothing,in praise of oneself. His followers still can't see the corollary with dictatorships.!

[@silverfeathered1]

You've listed some historical figures as if to elicit an obvious sense of disgust. Remember; they all had passionate followings, and still do. We try to rationalize it by believing they were all brainwashed or mislead. The truth is far more disturbing.

[@sapphireriddles6692]

You're confusing "can't" with "won't"

[@lenanoro5427]

Firstly , he was not fairly elected . Secondly , if we let him to stay in power , we will eventually become one of those countries that Trump loves so much , all run by dictators . Can you not see this ?? That is what Trump wants to silence free-speech !

[@jimmie7787]

@Not NowThey will not answer because they don't have an answer. They have Trump Disorder Syndrome. "He`s a dictator" He`s an stupid" He`s a racist". The man is a billionaire, cant be that stupid. He got the unemployment rate for blacks and hispanics to the lowest levels ever, cant be that much of a racist. And he doesn't want socialism so, he cant be much of a dictator, like the rest of the dems. People like Colbert are just pissed Clinton lost and they cant get over it. It really hurts the country. Sickening.

[@laluba3603]

Stephen . They want a dictatorship. As GOP has been working for, for many years now. That is the sad truth.

[@BBradshawProductions]

I can't remember ever hearing a President of the USA ever used profanity in public...America seems to have no class or dignity anymore.

[@acm1350]

Trump is President of WHITE USA only. And no, he doesn't any class whatsoever. Don't drag all of America down with him.

[@fandomguy8025]

@@acm1350 Woah there are plenty of White Democrats, he's just the president of the Deplorables.

[@waltsnow1762]

We went from class to crass !!!

[@atthecore4560]

I've seen videos of Obama swearing in public arenas. Not really a big deal, if you ask me.

[@MRTN13]

Johnson kept talking about the size of his eggplant

[@dpmc25]

Dang it was a long week without Colbert!

[@ValerieJNorse]

@Jonathan Lumbreras -- You know, you can have the effect of Colbert being retired by simply not watching the show!

[@calvingreen7197]

If it’s in my feed, then I HAVE to watch it! No, you REALLY don’t...

[@dpmc25]

You know when my father-in-law would watch Fox news, I would put in my ear buds. Then I would pretend the nuclear apocalypse was upon us, made me feel much better. But I never complained. 😉

[@laylaa6857]

Repugs made a deal with the devil and now they get to pay the piper. Couldn't happen to a nastier bunch of loons.

[@nathannomad984]

Well put, Laylaa!

[@davidbeppler3032]

Unfortunately we will all be paying for the next decade.

[@LeCharles07]

The scary part is that this has happened so many times in history yet fools, who are supposedly educated mind you, still make the bargain. From Rome to Germany, history shows nothing good ever happens when people think they can ride on the coat tails of an ambitious character to achieve their ends and so elevate the character to the detriment of the Nation. "Blinded by interest and prejudice, the Right forsook the role of a true conservatism, abandoned its own traditions and made the gross mistake of supposing that in Hitler they had found a man who would enable them to achieve their ends. A large section of the German middle class, powerfully attracted by Hitler’s nationalism, and many of the German Officer Corps followed their lead. (p.139)"-Hitler: A Study in Tyranny, Abridged Edition, Alan Bullock, Harper Perennial, 1991

[@MrChannelnamehere]

It takes a certain level of intellectual bankruptcy to be able to voluntarily sit and listen to this man speak for 2 hours.

[@feliDAdj]

Yoo I was in the audience and I was on acid, it was pretty awesome

[@justincarlozmaxino1100]

@@feliDAdj well shit that's one way to enjoy it

[@therealivydawg]

@@feliDAdj that's the thing you don't need acid. Just be sober and the trip you'll take, oh boy your head will be spinning.

[@SubjectTOAD]

So who do you want for president and why is he so bad as a president?

[@mickesmanymovies]

@@SubjectTOAD Why is Trump a bad president?? Seriously? Are you new here? Have you just arrived on planet Earth? That is the ONLY logical explanation for you asking that question.

[@javieralejandroosoriomonte5861]

You are the best Mr. Colbert.

[@TheJoeSwanon]

The dude is bat &$#@ crazy ! It’s hard to even make a parity about him anymore this is getting so ridiculously insane !

[@tied2dye1]

it's very disturbing

[@angelinag.woodruff8378]

It’s parody not parity. They mean two different things.

[@marionbaldwin1379]

Exactly. He made the parody himself.

[@seanwarren9357]

@@angelinag.woodruff8378 👍

[@sngordon3385]

I work in a retirement home and see dementia up close every day. This is it.

[@julieannmyers8714]

Apparently the elderly folks you work with are intent on dismantling the rule of law, disintegrating the economy & burning down the planet? I didn't realize such malignancy was typical of Alzheimer's. Good thing they're in a facility & can't remember the keycodes.

[@michaelouellette5164]

Julie Ann Myers but trump isnt thats what makes it so scary

[@colquitt74]

@@julieannmyers8714 hey now... Reagan had Alzheimer's and he behaved better than Trump. Trump is a new breed of stupid. You know why his hair is that color? Because he is constantly sticking his own head up his own ass looking for his soul, so he can kill it. The coloring is a by product of all the Mac and cheese and Cheetos

[@johnnywhite58]

brilliant comment ! I'm going to re message that one !well done !

[@bradleycaughorn5469]

Really? Is it true though I think he does.

[@SuigaRou]

I swear, if I didn't know Trump was actually the president, I'd think every one of his speeches was part of a comedy show.

[@chasetonga]

Imagine him on street corner in dirty, raggedy clothing ranting like this. You wouldn’t give him a second glance.

[@LowleyUK]

He's a funny guy. Funnier than Colbert

[@eustacequinlank7418]

@@chasetonga I might throw him some pennies out of pity.

[@dennisarkapaw5122]

SuigaRou Alec Baldwin is poor imitation of this Clown who is a self parody...

[@gunnerdj5629]

Do not worry there is just 6 more years of President Trump. The Socialist Party is so far away fro the 39% of independents that will decide 2020. Do not take MY Heath Insurance, Do not force me to settle for less.

[@robbieredrum5953]

"Orange Man Feeling Blue" should be a band name.

[@crysstoll1191]

How about orange man in orange? Maybe better as a documentary than a band name.

[@robbieredrum5953]

@@crysstoll1191 I like that better!

[@leguan278]

Orange man - Feeling blue (fet. Fake Green)

[@elnombre91]

Shame Agent Orange was already taken.

[@heatherbleu5370]

Damn it since my given name is BIeu, I can't stand any references especially to Donald Trump feeling -blue- aagghhh

[@Zendrig]

Trump isn‘t a president. More like a failed and unfunny standup-comedian who refuses to just go away.

[@michaelouellette5164]

Zendrig somebody should have got the hook and pulled him off stage

[@atlasfeynman1039]

Carrot Top!

[@dilbertresvicksonburg4273]

the electoral college, the supreme court, senate and congress think so.

[@whatthehess3691]

Glad to have you back Stephen!

[@markburch6253]

I heard the flag is filing charges for being sexually assaulted

[@julietv4275]

Abraham Lincoln: I can not tell a lie . Richard Nixon: I can not tell the truth. Orange Trump: I can not tell the difference.

[@shimmeringfairydust3275]

Lol excellent

[@MsPrincesspaulina]

Actually it was George Washing with the, I cannot tell a lie quote. But otherwise I agree.

[@MsPrincesspaulina]

I hate typo's. George Washington not George Washing. oops

[@tommyl.dayandtherunaways820]

Trump: I cannot tell the truth, Obama cut down the cherry tree 😄

[@TheKaiTetley]

Juliet V is Oscar Wilde

[@Kristine_202]

He lives on a different planet. I've said this a million times before, but Trump lives in a real-life version of "The Emperor's New Clothes." He really thinks he's awesome. The comment about the hair? Your hair is awful. We literally make fun of it ALL THE TIME. But Trump thinks his hair is beautiful. "Look at my golden hair and my beautiful, tan skin." And I'm sure everyone around him says, "Yes, sir. You look great." So when the rest of us point out REALITY, he says we're "haters" and it's "fake news." The sad thing is that he will probably never see the truth. When you're raised with money, people kiss your ass for your entire life. He's too old now to see that it's all been a lie.

[@katiekane5247]

@Jewels Star thank you for seeing there still exists decent people on our country, just few in elected office. Know anyone who can get Dumb Donnies school transcripts?

[@Kristine_202]

Keep in mind that only half of Americans actually voted. (Which is horrifying and embarrassing, I know.) And of those that did, 3 million MORE voted for Secretary Clinton. But Trump (and Russia) "played" the Electoral College and took advantage of the ignorant and uneducated. That plus the die-hard Republicans who will vote red no matter what put us in this situation. What really scares me is how many people are still loyal to him after everything he's done. When he won, I said, "I'm terrified, but I hope he proves me wrong. I hope he's a great president." No one wants their leader to fail....It's bad for the country. But he has obviously failed. A LOT. It's time to get him the hell out. And I'm not a fan of the Electoral College. Of course, I live in a heavily populated blue state, so a lot of people disagree with me. But I think majority should rule. I don't think one vote in Wisconsin should equal four in California. How is that fair?

[@smannee]

That flag hugging stunt was pathetic. It will take a very long time for history to erase this mistake.

[@sherryburrows882]

That poor flag! I heard it's going to join the #metoo movement. It needs to. If I was a flag and that fuckstick touched me like that, I'd spontaneously combust with his arms around me, making sure I got his head and suit on fire fast enough to stick to me, keeping him from backing away. Bet that thing that lives on his head is fucking napalm-level flammable!

[@celinehary3222]

@@sherryburrows882 LOL!!!

[@eyeseer1]

History needs to learn from this mistake.

[@dcumarvelchampions1140]

“I don’t have white hair“, “you don’t have human hair“

[@ladonnabrock8613]

DCU&Marvel Champions Haha! That's funny!

[@The_Green_Queen]

STEPHEN! You picked a helluva week to take off.

[@hueyjackie6383]

Damn sho did. We needed his ass last week

[@Tigerkem]

Honestly probably one of the worst weeks to take off. There was so much comedy gold.

[@Greendalewitch]

Guys Lets be real here Every single week is a hell of a week, when Donald Trump is involved.

[@LangoUsDavidLango]

@@Greendalewitch That's right. Trump is doing great. Way better than I expected. All Trump haters do not like America. Hating Trump makes you stupid, like Stephen Colbert, who wouldn't make a decent pimple on my derriere.

[@xl000]

They have 2 weeks of vacation in the US, or 10 days strategically aligned with week end...

[@Opus313]

Welcome back, Stephen! We missed you!

[@PatrickJago]

And the lemmings lap it up and actually believe he was joking. Talk about corn nuts!

[@81OH4Z4RD]

You're giving them too much credit ... they weren't cheering because they believe he was joking, they were cheering because they approve of treason if it helps them "win".

[@anawiltiwari8996]

Too bad he doesn't have Michael Cohen anymore to pay the flag..

[@360.Tapestry]

not bad...

[@JuanRodriguez-bc5jd]

Savage Surfer 🤣😂😅good

[@berniecom728]

It's the best piece Trump had in a long time!! Is Trump thinking of Stormie Danielle?

[@dil7730]

Hysterical!

[@Mj173100]

Funny haha

[@unggrabb]

Opening with Trump is like the scene in Charlie Chaplins "The great Dictator" where Hitler hugs the globe (which then explodes).

[@mausewix]

you saw the right movie dude. i thought the same

[@anabhousen7159]

I miss Obamas pauses. The sound of a president thinking before he speaks.

[@adamespinoza7877]

Question was he the first black president or the first mixed president??

[@eleanordixon9678]

Oh yes, those glorious pauses!😊

[@telectronix1368]

"It's important to each day take some time to just think". - B. Obama "Horseface" - D. Trump

[@tq7821]

@@telectronix1368 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆

[@MrKrytikol]

@@adamespinoza7877 neither.

[@cece5088]

He looks and acts guilty! SMH 😒

[@hannahmurray3782]

JD - yes, for an innocent man he’s been desperate to stop the investigation. I wonder why.

[@f_USAF-Lt.G]

...and doesn't stop doing the shit that makes him guilty!

[@f_USAF-Lt.G]

@@hannahmurray3782 11010110100

[@hazukichanx408]

And his best defence against he allegations is like... "It was just a joke, bro!" ...No, Mr. *Dump,* a joke is NOT a joke if it only became a joke *after* someone disagreed with you.

[@lenanoro5427]

JD : that’s just what I was thinking , if you look at his face , lately he looks as if he’s petrified , nothing like the smug arrogant look he usually has . It seems like going after the money trail scares him more than anything !

[@jeffmathis8627]

I am a combat disabled veteran. Cadet bone spurs hugging the flag makes me want to puke.

[@armandhammer2235]

Same here. Except it was Barry Obama that turned my stomach.

[@armandhammer2235]

So you don't like that doctor choice thing? I've all ready been sent to outside doctors. Barry didn't do that.

[@JuanRodriguez-bc5jd]

Thank you for you service sir

[@truthurts1692]

armand- I doubt the "same here" thing. Maybe you're not earning your pay with lame comments like that. They only pay for comments that burn the dems AND make at least a little bit of sense... By the way, where does one spend rubles- aren't they worth, like, less than old newsprint?

[@barrrylincoln]

Jeff I saw you post on another page, that's what they called you when you left, a lying puke. They said you were faking.

[@79069191998]

The scariest thing about Trump's presidency right now is all the people who still support him, especially those who applauded him at all the rallies and during his speech on Saturday

[@placeofwarship5641]

Polina the thing is that people that didnt support him are starting to do so. Are you saying that approximate 50% of population are scary and evil ?The only scary thing is people having trump derangement syndrome blaming everything on him.

[@whittark111]

The rallies are staged. People are strongly encouraged to clap.

[@Drippitydodah]

Exactly. Even when he isnt present anymore, his extreme supporters will still be out there.

[@rgwak]

A large portion of America voted for him as a big F U to the establishment. The crazier he gets, the more they love him - even if it just makes corporations and the rich establishment even more powerful. Guess they're not very smart.

[@Dexios_Divine]

Place of Warship for 50% of america im seeing less and less trumpies openly support him

[@PaleBlueDotCitizen]

I can't even watch Trump for more than five seconds. Unbearable. #theworldislaughing

[@The-Wordsmith]

Personally, I find it entertaining to watch the tangerine twonk... his comedic value is almost worth the depression he causes :oD

[@barrrylincoln]

PaleBlueDotCitizen thats how I feel about Colbert and people like you. Your gonna hate next year when Trump gets another 4 years as President of the United States. You don't care about your country (if your an American) or you would like Trump. He's done more for the Country than ANY other President, ever. MAGA!! TRUMP 2020!!

[@PaleBlueDotCitizen]

@@barrrylincoln Trump has two choices, resign in a plea deal or see gis kids and himself go to prison.

[@mchammer2904]

@@barrrylincoln please facts not just statements

[@mrdeese5828]

@@mchammer2904 liberals can't stand facts, it way above their pay grade. The just spew hate because the liberal media hates him.

[@zachary939]

1:18 - You can not tell me that that man is not on some drugs. Sober people simply do not do things like that.

[@alexanderlenox4329]

Trump has never gotten himself drunk because he was never sober to begin with.

[@agimasoschandir]

Trump is the new normal. What they say, orange is the new black?

[@yolly2292]

OMG the first president to have a nervous breakdown in full view...

[@user-hr9oz8xv6n]

Hillary isn't President you dolt. And no amount of wishful thinking on your part will EVER make it so. Thank God.

[@katiekane5247]

@@user-hr9oz8xv6n hey "Cowboy Profile", we're past Hillary, why aren't you?

[@user-hr9oz8xv6n]

@@katiekane5247 did you watch the monologue? You guys are like talking to a brick wall...

[@vivianperino5006]

Yolande Robinson ....Dry humping the American Flag 🇺🇸 ewwwww hope he didn’t get it wet! 🤮🤮🤢🤢😱😱

[@Fresco26]

Yolande Robinson he has one every other day.

[@stephmaccormick3195]

This Trump "presidency" is getting ridiculous beyond comprehension.

[@user-hr9oz8xv6n]

Says the guy who still won't concede the election. Democrats suck at America.

[@nylexmo9019]

Tim K And there’s one! Oh man Republicans are sad.

[@user-hr9oz8xv6n]

@@nylexmo9019 my comment is probably the most diversity of thought you will be exposed to today. You're welcome.

[@couragekarnga8735]

Getting ridiculous? What was it before?

[@stephmaccormick3195]

@@couragekarnga8735 Comical.

[@eds6889]

Colbert’s show is actually closer to news than fox news. Oh and trump’s a lunatic.

[@Kadeda]

Oh... no it's not. If you're getting your news only from this show then you are severely misinformed.

[@sillygoose635]

Yeah, Fox and Friends, Hannity, Ingram Angle, etc.@@Kadeda

[@rollerskdude]

@@Kadeda Your actually stupid enough to be willing to vouch for Fox News!? YOUR INSANE. If they were a credible, accountable, authentic and transparent news provider (basically a good news source) they would never give the stupid and financially corrupt as all hell conspiracy theorist/Trump payroll member (promoter) Sean Hannity a platform! They would have fired him years ago! But noooo, they continue to allow him and numerous more hosts to mislead the American public. Tell me what does that say about Fox News as a whole? My source is the well researched case stated in this video kzbin.info/www/bejne/o4C5gYaqo7uarLc The video's title is "Stupid Watergate II: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)" and it paints a very vivid image of Fox News as a whole. And can be backed up by your own independent research.

[@SanDeezyBreezy61986]

This is what republicans consider presidential? LoL

[@Jet-rx1ji]

Brett Higdon yeah he makes George W Bush look like a fucking genius.

[@sleepymaestro]

Brett Higdon his supporters are hillbillies and uneducated nobodies. Im sure they dont know WHAT it means to be presidential

[@irishtaco6496]

Yeah I do.

[@f_USAF-Lt.G]

As a Republican, I actually consider DJTSr. An ass-clown that is finally getting the sticky feel of that enormous web he's been weaving.

[@Achi1187]

@@f_USAF-Lt.G boy I really hope you're right

[@KikiLivesInMe]

That flag hugging thing didn’t go over well the last time. Why would he do it again?

[@moonlit6311]

Because grabbing things he shouldn't is his deal.

[@KikiLivesInMe]

Moonlit - Grab it by the flagpole.

[@laneeric]

He can't remember doing it before. The Stable Genius has the brain of a goldfish.

[@Nick30468]

because it went well at the rally. he's a simple man. if people cheer something he does, he'll do it. the average person may think "okay...weird" but his supporters love it and he loves being loved. I'm more concerned about a supporter's sanity than his. He...I can kind of understand. He just does what feels good. Cheers feel good, hug the flag more. But why do those idiots cheer at...nothing? Why are they so easily impressed?

[@fandomguy8025]

Because the Toxic Nationalists love it.

[@Ryu_D]

Trump hugs the flag. Y'know, just because it can't say no, doesn't imply consent.

[@dj1835]

How about he loves Americans!!! Nooo more overcrowded schools overcrowded hospital's overcrowded Social Services overcrowded roads!!!! Trump2020!!!!

[@AlwaysANemesis]

His tiny hands can't work the reacharound, so he went for a hug instead.

[@Firebringer121]

I read that in Krillins voice.

[@hazmimosafeer286]

It was a slap to the flag ..I think and to America ..

[@MaeeParfait]

How is there not a rule to not hug the flag it’s so WEIRD.

[@AX-po7ej]

So embarrassingly un- presidential , it's painful to watch.

[@sybillestahl8646]

Trump is so painful to watch that I seldom even watch Colbert, because he plays clips.

[@ACDC4LIFE]

❄️A X - CANADA AWAITS !!!

[@sybillestahl8646]

AC/DC.4.LIFE ! Lucky me, I’m already Canadian. But American news still spills over the border.

[@MTMF.london]

This is concrete proof that Trump is non compos mentis.

[@MrNate858]

What's weird? You took video clips and edit them to make it seem weird. Don't shove your opinion down our throats and try to convince us that he's weird. More fake news from The Late Show. Trying hard to bring comedy into politics. The new agenda!

[@acharris]

And people say kneeling disrespects the flag?

[@dilbertresvicksonburg4273]

kneeling disrespects the national anthem the flag is collateral damage.

[@acharris]

@@dilbertresvicksonburg4273 why? And even if it did disrespect the national anthem, how is disrespecting the national anthem unpatriotic or disrespectful to the Constitution? Answer: it doesn't because an anthem is just a song. Violating the Constitution is truly unpatriotic

[@dilbertresvicksonburg4273]

@@acharris because you stand to pay respect to the livelihood that flag provides for you. same way you don't slap your grandmother for making you dinner.

[@acharris]

@@dilbertresvicksonburg4273 the flag is just a symbol. The country it represents actually provides for its citizens. By your logic if some upstanding citizen who risks their life to defend the country but decides to kneel during the anthem they would be less patriotic than someone who always stands during the anthem but violates the Constitution or aids our enemies

[@dilbertresvicksonburg4273]

@@acharris nope its free speech just highly disrespectful. every person that fought for you and that rights maintenance did so with that flag attached to their body. myself included. your argument is so devoid of reality and so full of detached assumptions it makes my head hurt then it makes me want to hug the us flag, maybe even hump it a little out of love.

[@JoeFromCincinnati]

It really is disheartening to hear actual human beings cheer and woot when Trump lies...

[@georgesolomon1091]

And are the same ones who cheer Jim Jordan’s crazy rants in Congress

[@ansahs]

Actual human beings?

[@mattpasta2987]

He’s God to them....he could scream out “Light yourselves on fire for me!” And they’d all do it happily

[@stellabar623]

Throwing fish to barking seals comes to mind

[@Treebard]

@@stellabar623 bwahaha!

[@jeanneastremon739]

"You don't have human hair!" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ajwelsh3191]

Who could listen to Trump for 2 hours? I need to change the channel every time he comes on in fear that listening to him might make me stupider.

[@carmenneumann9479]

The acting is addictive...he feeds off the crowd...confessing i watched it

[@Chas-OTE]

I get headaches if I listen to him for more than 10 mins...

[@marcia7107]

Chas O.T.E You can listen to tRump for TEN MINUTES? You got my respect!

[@TheSwordofra]

Yeah, I would have had to shoot myself in the head after 2 hours of that

[@misswittank9224]

Cult members.

[@oobaka1967]

What happened to that second caravan trump was warning everyone about? Did it take a wrong turn at Albuquerque?

[@Wednesdaywoe1975]

To Pismo Beach, I'm sure.

[@jimmie7787]

@Not NowWhat do you expect from berny voters??

[@lenanoro5427]

Not now : do you Ever make any sense ??? I’m waiting ---- oh not now I guess ! Still waiting .

[@agimasoschandir]

@Not Now Uh-huh. Deranged dream or you another of those sooth sayers?

[@agimasoschandir]

@@jimmie7787 Better things

[@Stokpaut]

No way in hell that guy is sober

[@mikestevens8012]

He's overtly happy , fast with clipped speech ,. Pressure to talk ? ( M.dep.)

[@mattpasta2987]

No he for sure is, he’s just nuts. If he was on some good drugs he’d have moments of happiness tranquility. I sincerely doubt trump is ever calm and relaxed

[@staceykersting705]

@Above All, United It was a nice pipedream!

[@barrrylincoln]

@Stephanie S How do you know what meds he takes?

[@tabbyreed8925]

I think he just gets high off the love of his worshipers.

[@DevNode27]

Honestly, the worst part about these Trump clips is how his crowd just eats. It. Up. Makes me sick.

[@ShmuelWeintraub]

Very true. I would say a second American Civil War is more likely than not within the next decade (this has little to do with Drumpf himself, he is simply the clown wearing the advertising sandwich board this week...). This insane, incompetent clown president is a symptom of America's problems, not the cause of them.

[@jamesmason7979]

It's easy for him to talk for two hours because he likes to repeat himself and he gets sidetracked easily.

[@katiekane5247]

Like a person with a brain injury. They lack self awareness.

[@malarkeyhere]

I bet u didn’t even watch the speech did you

[@tyieshabrown1065]

@@malarkeyhere why he say it again in the next one

[@cmfant8499]

He’s like a dog with a squirrel man smh

[@beltalowda7897]

CM Fant84 more like a goldfish. President Goldfish

[@mekhifreeman6804]

It should be changed to “NO CONCLUSION!!” because the report isn’t over yet😂😂

[@AzaleaLala]

True. Although it's probably not the report that will get him. It's all the SDNY stuff that will make his life a living hell.

[@sebastionhawk5565]

ATTENTION indoctrinated progressive voters: There IS no evidence of "collusion..." It is ridiculous for dems to keep referring to POTUS as a Russian spy, operative, or otherwise. And, all they have been doing for the last two years is a witch -hunting fishing expedition to find ANYTHING they can on Trump in order to undermine him or otherwise...Imagine if the republicans carried on like this with Obama! All we would here is that the republicans are "racist..." GIVE IT UP, BITCH!

[@brantlambermont1657]

THAT is your President, America...the saddest thing was how they cheered him.

[@ReplicatorFifth]

Brant Lambermont what they don’t tell you is CPAC is basically the Trump cult. He is not popular with normal people, I assure you

[@dilbertresvicksonburg4273]

the best thing is that the stock market is up, unemployment is down and we aren't bombing your country.

[@wildflowerbassist1932]

I hate the president I voted for but shhhh don't tell my parents

[@RG-bd5fy]

@@ReplicatorFifthwhat you say now? Respectful with Biden 😂😂

[@eleanormason2647]

Trump's impression of himself is funnier than his actual self

[@Fresco26]

Eleanor Mason you mean dumber?

[@TM-jo1ei]

Dan Bertucci ...except Stephen Colbert.

[@Lopezzz619]

Finally back!! Thank God!

[@themightyranger6321]

Ikr

[@Jon.A.Scholt]

Old Glory did not give consent, he just grabbed it by the, ahem.....

[@jamsess19]

... pole?

[@andersenzheng]

@@jamsess19 the flappy bit

[@av8297]

Haha Haha

[@daeryxaqueryx]

America has a deep, deep problem when even Old Glory tweets #MeToo .

[@travisk3316]

“I never said I was a perfect person.” Biggest cop out EVER

[@kylaszemplinski3776]

Waking up this morning to new Stephen Colbert videos is the best!

[@henrywill124]

To be fair, I can understand why Trump is confused as to why his Clinton email comments weren't viewed as a joke, as I've viewed his entire presidency as a joke.

[@jordanmatthei9404]

Haven't we all....

[@dj1835]

That's exactly why he'll win again!!!! Trump2020!!! Keep laughing!!!!

[@dalexxa]

Seems like the russians had access before trump became president, u see the joke now

[@scoobydoo3928]

He's trying to make like it was a joke now. Because that was the collusion. It was done right in front of everyone and now he realizes it. He straight out asked for Russia to collude in public and as it turns out, they did.

[@Flem1337]

His entire campaign was satire. His presidency is just the encore act.

[@yennev]

The USA President is acting like that ? WOW !

[@ansahs]

God bless you for being so late, seriously, not making fun. But sadly, he's not Acting.

[@polarosity8128]

I think it's sarcastic

[@StephanieTihanyi]

I know, he is so strange and creepy, acts just like a badly acted villain in a Hollywood superhero movie

[@HPWPAO]

Idk where the wow comes from. But if you are awakening from a coma, I got bad news for you. )=

[@MrFoodAndDrink]

@@HPWPAO ahhh jeez a coma sounds nice

[@WKNY7]

My face is so flat because my face palm every day since this stupidity has become a 45.

[@gunnerdj5629]

So what will you do when he gets Reelected and is 46 ?

[@janegolden3221]

@@gunnerdj5629 you do know...that a president doesn't get a new number if he's reelected. Like... Washington wasn't #1 AND #2.

[@gunnerdj5629]

@@janegolden3221 Yes I am trying to trigger the left I meant Don JR will be 46

[@janegolden3221]

@@gunnerdj5629 k

[@dilbertresvicksonburg4273]

hit it harder. eventually you'll stop caring.

[@ratso8860]

This guy has his finger on the button. No biggie.

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

I like your picture. Always wanted me one of them creepy Felix clocks.

[@jammyjoo1186]

Ladies and Gentlemen. COLBERT IS BACK!

[@beautybydesign-mylifemyvoi6120]

Jo Lapid you best believe it😎

[@katiekane5247]

@Robert Fisher yet you watch & comment. Bored, stupid or paid?

[@mavsierra9715]

Trump thought by hugging the flag shows everyone how much he loves his country despite the fact that he dodged the Vietnam War Draft, he trusts foreign country leader (the Ex-KGB one) more than the US intelligence, and even asked Russia to hack USA Presidency candidate. *Trump really "loves" his country*.

[@dj1835]

How about us Americans are tired of American intelligence putting ILLEGAL immigrants ahead of us!!!! Finally someone is standing up for U.S.!!!! Trump2020!!!!!

[@Maso1997-x9s]

dj1835 lol wut

[@pdailey1950]

So did Clinton, Obozo and Sanders.

[@policerthought5649]

@@pdailey1950 Um...no.

[@imasspeons]

@@dj1835 the CIA and NSA handle immigration now? News to me.

[@davy88ful]

Colbert 2020 "Make American Sane Again"

[@dilbertresvicksonburg4273]

he is a character performing satire and you are delusional.

[@mattizzle81]

@@dilbertresvicksonburg4273 I thought real life was satire. That's the new thing with Trump. Satire is now a requirement for being POTUS.

[@davy88ful]

@@mattizzle81 Haha I don't even need to respond, well said

[@davy88ful]

@@dilbertresvicksonburg4273 Your President is satire and your country is a joke

[@dilbertresvicksonburg4273]

@@davy88ful i bet you wouldn't say that if the us went to war with your country or cut off aid or stopped trading with your government.

[@PhoenixProdLLC]

"I don't have white hair", says the guy with white sideburns and roots 😂😂😂

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

People have joked that he could say "black is white" and his followers would buy it. Turns out this is basically true. Once again, thanking God I'm not in the U.S.

[@endlesshalcyon]

@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494, it's such a sad time here in the US.

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

@@endlesshalcyon Believe me, you have all my sympathy. It's like a bad fever-dream.

[@mandywathen7847]

Thank God you're back... I've missed you guys soooooo much!!!

[@EugeneAxe]

Oh my God.... Trump went full "Jack Nicholson, The Shining" here. I'm not sleeping now.

[@liesbethdevries4986]

One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest 😂

[@QuantumFluxable]

All obstruction and no politics makes Donny a dull boy.

[@TooBadThatDidntKillMe]

All Play And No Work Still Makes Donnie A Dull Boy

[@radiofuel2733]

Except Trump is scarier and crazier than Nicholson

[@Jaywalk-uq6wy]

The flag thing: creepy!

[@yeflynne]

Molested a flag

[@DesertEagleV]

My IQ dropped so fast watching trump speak.

[@dj1835]

My pockets dropped from the BILLIONS we waste on ILLEGAL immigration!!!! Trump2020!!!!

[@Ace1King1]

From 10 to 0?

[@pdailey1950]

Your IQ was low to begin with!

[@sjfarish]

AMEN BROTHER AMEN TRUMP 2020 !!! Liberal leaning Demo"rats" never again !!!@@dj1835

[@markwheller971]

Your low IQ has nothing to do with President Trump.

[@MKMK-bj2sk]

*How is Ivanka Trump even a Senior Advisor...*

[@MKMK-bj2sk]

Joke... Nepotism...

[@eyeseer1]

Nepotism

[@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human]

*Donald Trump enters a Donald Trump impressions contest* *Stephen Colbert wins*

[@frankparent463]

Best comment so far! 🤣🤣🤣

[@HPWPAO]

Runner up is Alex Baldwin!

[@themadmystic1688]

Trevor Noah is pretty great at it too.

[@verilyheld]

Funny thing, if I remember aright Dolly Parton entered a Dolly Parton look-alike contest; came in third.

[@Kosmologiikka]

So the president popped some molly and did a line before the speech?

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

Ikr? It usually takes some quality E to get a guy that weirdly pumped up on feeling the love.

[@SubjectTOAD]

No, Obama did lines in college lol

[@JP-sm4cs]

@@SubjectTOAD BuT ObAmA!

[@SurgeonVault]

haha is that all you got loser?

[@AzaleaLala]

Sounds about right. Yeesh. How do we have this guy as president. Oh that's right. Russians, electoral college because heaven knows the majority of "the people" didn't vote for him.

[@Yve55]

Our 🇺🇸 screamed #metoo 😯😲😟😢😭

[@Treebard]

Love your smileys

[@patriciacarson6600]

🤣🤣

[@Jet-rx1ji]

Yve Bella I heard he paid the flag some hush money and then insulted it publicly.

[@whatever96]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏

[@johokeen1]

Trump the Creep is truly disgusting but whats equally disgusting and scary is his audience literally sucking it up!! That image of him hugging the flag goes beyond weird! UGH.. 😨😨🤢🤢🤢

[@janinecarson8380]

Totally agree. He couldn't do this by himself. The enablers and sycophants and trumpcult zombies make it possible. The fact that they comprise about 40% of our population is truly frightening.

[@Jet-rx1ji]

J. Ho, yeah it’s up there with catching your parents having sex. He acts like a wasted old hobo.

[@brcarter1111]

they are like those dogs you see licking up their drunk owners vomit

[@berniecom728]

Most of the people there think it's comedy hour and go for the free show when Trump talks and makes a fool out of himself.

[@antonbrakhage490]

You can't have a Fuhrer without Brown Shirts to rally for him.

[@sorencolfax381]

STEPHEN IS BACK

[@elyon7551]

How dare you, Stephen! Your Donald Trump impression is perfect, and don't you dare say otherwise!

[@shingshongshamalama]

He can't get through a single sentence without stopping to congratulate himself. Ever.

[@spotteddog1716]

Stephanie S Agreed! He is a true malignant narcissist. It’s a shame his CULT members can’t see that

[@miathapapaya]

You ever wonder if Trump is on drugs at these speeches sometimes? Cuz I do.

[@heathbrewster7206]

I’m not saying it’s adderall... but it’s adderall.

[@chaoz1666]

what you are witnessing is somebody OFF his meds, not on it...

[@mrsv1823]

I wonder id he didn't skip a much needed dosage.

[@antoinedoinell]

amphetamines

[@veronicastewart1112]

Adderol

[@Bizzlemck3]

DAMNNN been waiting all last week. Geeesh good thing you're back!!!

[@andrewrogers1589]

Its time to again have a real President not someone hypnotised by Fox News

[@universalorlandochica]

"You don't have human hair! " 😂 oh Stephen I've missed you. I know you need time off I just hate when you do lol

[@SpaceCattttt]

I'm always here, though. I wouldn't dream of taking time off when you're around.

[@bamse1618]

As an American veteran, I take offense to this traitor hugging the flag all the time.

[@gyra732]

Mikel1618 dry humping*

[@TheVideomaker2341]

gxgiratina134 Wtf, you comments 4 minutes before me.

[@yonisali3879]

Why ? That flag and the country it represents has done more for him then I am guessing it has done for you. And i am also sure You have done more on behalf of the flag then most ppl. Yet have less to show for it then most ppl so maybe the correct approach would be to not get angry about silly gestures Of gratitude done to appease And work up simple appetites to eat up whatever that is served but find ways in how to get your flag to reward you for your genuine patriotism. Things always make more sense when you look at them through multiple lenses then one that is given to you by your first instinct.

[@dj1835]

I take offense to the BILLIONS we waste on ILLEGAL immigration!!!! Trump2020!!!!

[@Palmieres]

@@dj1835 Wow... regurgitating the fetid crap that was fed to you. And you still want to eat more of it.

[@furgal1966]

I finally worked it out....Trump sounds like a commentator calling a World Wrestling Entertainment match!

[@DrBananaPig]

He is in the WWE hall of fame after all, so checks out

[@suzeallyn4578]

Watching Dumpy hug our flag makes me want to vomit.

[@pdailey1950]

You need professional help.

[@shotjohnny]

Trump: I don't have white hair. Colbert: You don't have HUMAN hair! 😂 Ahhh... how we missed you, Stephen. 💙

[@atpnguyen1442]

Simple and true philosophy: Patriotic and honest lawmakers always work for public interests (of the majority of American people - 99 %) - Greedy cowards and political puppets just work for their own pockets and dishonest crony, and bosses bts…

[@365-g6v]

It’s called a yaki weave.

[@FionaOfMountLawley]

It's human hair, he had hair transplant operations back in the late 80's. It's hair which started out on his pockmarked ass, but still human..

[@nukerevgaming3979]

Welcome back Stephen

[@emmanuelperez808]

Trump is like that drunk guy at the bar talking to himself they should throw him out of office he needs to go home 😂

[@veronicastewart1112]

We need to put him in Trump Tower and build a wall around that.

[@sebastionhawk5565]

did you think that one up all by yourelf, emmie? ATTENTION indoctrinated progressive voters: There IS no evidence of "collusion..." It is ridiculous for dems to keep referring to POTUS as a Russian spy, operative, or otherwise. And, all they have been doing for the last two years is a witch -hunting fishing expedition to find ANYTHING they can on Trump in order to undermine him or otherwise...Imagine if the republicans carried on like this with Obama! All we would here is that the republicans are "racist..." GIVE IT UP!

[@hamie63_m]

I haven't heard someone say "Tivo" in years

[@dilbertresvicksonburg4273]

he must not buy into the bi-annual upgrade marketing.

[@4knewt505]

Because they are all charging their iPod nano and using dial up

[@GuideMyFinance]

Its like Joker giving speach in Gotham city hall to his crazy followers. But problem is 35% of American population fall in that category.

[@Auriflamme]

41% apparently. Yeah, I know...

[@David-dx5wz]

Yeah I agree I don’t know how Stephen Colbert is still allowed to have a show.

[@petrkovalich5796]

Nope.....46% America is sick with that much support for Trump is beyond me

[@AMcGrath82]

40% actually. That's just scary.

[@A-small-amount-of-peas]

OK. That's a lot of percentages.... None of them good

[@charlleedodson]

Steven, we really missed you! this week has been rough without you to lighten it up

[@illianamaxwell]

First time ever a flag volunteered to be burned😁

[@rr7firefly]

If you did not know who Donald Trump was and he was sitting near you on a subway car you would move as far as you could to keep the lunatic at a distance.

[@armandhammer2235]

And why is that?

[@debrataylor3539]

Noe Berengena yep he makes me sick but VP is worse

[@armandhammer2235]

@@debrataylor3539 I don't know you but I'm guessing I would get far away from you before I got sick.

[@miralyse.3846]

I'd do that even if I knew who he was.

[@armandhammer2235]

@TheDusk420 Like a box of chocolates, genius.

[@Chas-OTE]

I wonder how long Trump's speech would've been if they removed him circling around and repeating multiple topics over, and over again.

[@TheDarkie12]

I'm pretty sure that comment can be applied to most politicians.

[@sillygoose635]

no... @@TheDarkie12

[@TheDarkie12]

@@sillygoose635 I know you like to think trump is the only politician that does it but it just makes you seem gullible, truth hurts.

[@devlinburgess2463]

Trump's hugging flags again? Didn't he do that once before? Back on the campaign trail? Are we stuck in a loop? What even is happening?

[@G4rr0.]

2 hours 2 minutes, which in Trump-speak is about 4 lines of text from the teleprompter and a rant that makes an argument between twenty people in a dementia ward look eloquent

[@MrStevenToast]

Colbert shouldnt be allowed to go on holidays while trump is in office

[@Richard-sy1ej]

Yeah, it is kinda hard for other people to go on holidays... Trump is too busy taking them all to go golfing.

[@redwoods7370]

"Dry humping Old Glory." Ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha h!!

[@shimmeringfairydust3275]

Thank god Colbert is back!

[@atpnguyen1442]

Simple and true philosophy: Patriotic and honest lawmakers always work for public interests (of the majority of American people - 99 %) - Greedy cowards and political puppets just work for their own pockets and dishonest crony, and bosses bts…

[@toobasaurus23]

I'm gonna grab the flag by the tassels. They let you do it.

[@Ssesto_elemento]

Every time I see the clip of him "hugging" the flag, i close my eyes. There is just something disturbing when he does that and makes that face.

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

I'm guessing that's why Melania's eyes are permanently half-closed...

[@dilbertresvicksonburg4273]

make sure you open them by 2020 so you can see him get re-elected.

[@alialghail5090]

No human being ever would say Trump was being sarcastic when he asked Russia for the emails. This man is always making fun of himself. If I were him, I would keep silent for good.