Trump’s insults draw laughs at Catholic charity dinner as Harris appears remotely

[@guardiannews]

US presidential election updates: Trump’s insults draw laughs at Catholic charity dinner as Harris appears remotely ► www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/oct/18/us-presidential-election-trump-harris-updates

[@Sonotfrench]

It’s called jokes. Unlike the horrific things Starmer is imposing on us, which you seem to support. Disgusting

[@kennixox262]

@@Sonotfrench Such as?

[@nali3592]

Bunch of losers. That’s the problem with the Democrats, you take everything literally and can’t have a laugh. Your candidate couldn’t even care enough to come to the dinner and then sends that atrocious clip 🤮

[@glenncooper87]

Harris didn't appear remotely it was a pre recorded cringe fest, every presidential candidate but one has appeared at this event for 60years to raise money for charity but she can't be bothered! She's a disgrace

[@mikealvord55]

Insults? It’s a roast ya dorks

[@breathnstop]

The insults are supposed to be funny Dork.

[@crizzhutch1066]

And they were, that's why majority was laughing, you ignorant muppet. ​@@breathnstop

[@realdeal3379]

⁠@@breathnstopcomedy is subjective. Dork.

[@Greenpoloboy3]

Whats a dork?

[@isaiahcarrillo6884]

@@breathnstopIt was

[@briggsvillin8523]

*Harris's recorded message was cringe*

[@steellio5526]

Only slightly better than DT's lying drivel.

[@stix409]

You just have HDS, Harris Derangement Syndrome

[@SiLoMixMaster]

@@steellio5526 They were jokes 🤡

[@alwoo5645]

Yeah off the scale cringe from Harris. Trump was funny.

[@lordmogg-wright5467]

@@steellio5526 doesn't take long to find a TDS victim, does it?

[@thomasarnoldcoe6527]

The Guardian sucks

[@AM-nx2vm]

Trump sucks.

[@charlesjtwhite]

What a bizarre and sexist video from Harris. I would never say to my female boss that we need her in charge because she is a woman. I want her there because she is talented at her job.

[@Abcd-k6i]

Probably better going the woman route. I don’t see her as talented

[@realdeal3379]

@@Abcd-k6inot much of a woman either

[@Abcd-k6i]

@@realdeal3379 she can’t run as African American either. Maybe she should just pull out.

[@BobMalaczewski]

@@Abcd-k6i 🤣

[@BobMalaczewski]

@@realdeal3379 🤣

[@Budanevey]

_"Unfortunately Governor Walz isn't here himself, but don't worry, he'll say that he was."_

[@Emsie76]

That was class… I nearly spat my tea out….😂

[@AM-nx2vm]

Trump sucks.

[@sigurdholbarki8268]

😂

[@CatmomJules]

Hypocrite

[@bryantsteury8910]

"Appears remotely" no she didnt. She prerecorded some dreck

[@BlackFemaleAnd50]

💯

[@GoldenbanjoDJ]

That video killed 5937 people through second hand embarrassment. Guardian you need to be more careful

[@harry19000000]

Guardian does well

[@jota3732]

Trust the Guardian to make false statements 😅 now I’m going to find out what Trump really said.

[@notyourordinarygran]

Let me guess....more misogyny, racism and ridiculous sh^t.

[@philallen7626]

Probably something about Hannibal Lecter, windmills, and the rest was just weird dancing

[@FreaksSpeaks]

They will fact check his jokes. "More ons"

[@johnbenton2371]

​​@@philallen7626Leftys never say anything clever.

[@pauthang2439]

@@philallen7626 lol. Probably listen back again with ears open :D

[@GarbageGNation]

No surprise from the guardian ....what a rag

[@Bluesky-gk4qy]

Yeah, let’s stick to the daily hate..

[@martywest6004]

Why look,like a married man, fancy a peak what the Boyz are doing...❤

[@anticom6099]

She appeared “remotely”? They played a pre-recorded video of her. It’s like you’re not even trying anymore.

[@Yenkala247]

She didn't appear. That's the joke. Way over your head.

[@anticom6099]

@@Yenkala247 yeah, they’re known for their humorous headlines

[@thomasarnoldcoe6527]

If you want the whole story, I wouldn’t trust the Guardian

[@Mark-g7t]

Don't worry, nobody does... 😂 Even people who support the Grauniad's political agenda can't be bothered buying the rag.

[@thelords3394]

JOKES JOKES JOKES NOT INSULTS.

[@AM-nx2vm]

Trump sucks.

[@thomasarnoldcoe6527]

Kamala’s recording was cringe

[@alonsoag11]

Harris message was cringe

[@Madfunkids]

Feed the rich Feed the rich Feed the rich Feed the rich Feed the rich Feed the rich

[@StandUp777]

Trump is mad cringe freako

[@Alex-ng6wx]

That was embarrassing and only played into trumps hands

[@anjou6497]

Yep. It was unnecessary and awful. 🤨💙

[@anjou6497]

@@teeahtate I disagree, but hope sincerely she doesn't do that kind of thing again.

[@scottishpensioner2447]

It’s supposed to be a roast, that’s the point ! How ignorant can The Guardian be?

[@alistairlogan6755]

Should re name guardian garbage

[@1milliondogs]

Apparently Trump insulted Kamala by pointing out how insulting it was for Kamala not to attend. The energy you put into trying to make Trump look bad could power a city. 😂

[@carlosifer]

There's no need , Trump does it himself every time he opens his gob 😂

[@BG-rf1mx]

​@@carlosiferUnlike Kamala who's really impressive with her word salad gibberish.

[@UltraBrian-e2q]

Trump is already bad by insulting Americans

[@64235]

He did that by himself. No help was needed.

[@helenpauls1496]

@@BG-rf1mxA dictionary and thesaurus would help with the long sentences and words.

[@DrCraigR.Walton]

I imagine every democrat at that dinner watched Harris' video and immediately regretted their life choices

[@realsatoshihashimoto]

The guardian seems to miss the fact the Al Smith dinner is supposed to be an opportunity for the candidates to roast each other. Also, since when was a pre recorded message "appearing remotely?" Kamala did NOT "appear remotely." Because the video was not live. It's not the same as "appearing." Disappointed at the Guardian for their dishonesty.

[@BlackFemaleAnd50]

Thank You! I commented the same thing. She did *NOT* "appear remotely". She blew it off and sent a cheesy video tape. Appearing remotely means *LIVE* video.

[@badninja1971]

Dems can describe a woooman when they need to. 😂😂😂

[@jennet388]

And Republicans can't spell it 😂😂😂

[@AM-nx2vm]

Preschool?

[@samjones2439]

@@jennet388the best you got

[@wendibrumbley9204]

Here we go again, The Guardian showing who they hate. Spew some more hate.

[@siedliko]

Imagine how "smart" a person has to be to vote for Kamala. Crazy times.

[@armisis]

I hear a roasting no insults... 😂😂😂😂

[@judyhopps9380]

U mad, Guardian? Yeah, u mad.

[@judyhopps9380]

@@ProudOgreDad U Mad 2

[@AM-nx2vm]

Trump sucks. You mad?

[@judyhopps9380]

@@AM-nx2vm See you in November :)

[@outoforbit00]

Oh by the way, The Guardian is completely free to millions of people, and it claims to be independent journalism. Do you really think the public are fools to believe nobody is paying you?

[@ianharley1726]

That is the whole point of it! It's called a 'roast' anyone is fair game! Is the G so dumb that you don't know roasting people is a popular genre of comedy in the US? Ever hear of Don Rickles? The godfather. 😂

[@SupremeSkeptic]

That pre-recorded video is so cringe 🥴

[@DeoDog2425]

Remotely doesnt count.

[@BlackFemaleAnd50]

It wasn't even remote, tho. Remote means you appear on a *LIVE* video. She sent over a cheesy video tape. That's not remote.

[@Pushbike1894]

Usual guardian bs. Rag

[@KingBooks26]

Insults ?

[@susanscottfarrell3713]

Gawd... Glad I don't live in America..... You couldn't pay me money to live there

[@Deadbeat-k1l]

Feel the same!

Wages very high in US

[@glennhall8665]

How many days holiday a year..? 🤔

[@Deadbeat-k1l]

The wages of sin are death!

[@Deadbeat-k1l]

@@glennhall8665 Many Americans live in tents 360 days a year.

[@andygeorgeparkinson2515]

If they gave The Guardian away free people would only take it to use as fire kindling ……sadly I remember when it was our family newspaper and a real source of News and not just a few Comic Cuts …..

[@Mark-g7t]

Imagine how much money the Grauniad would be losing if the BBC stopped using public money to buy hundreds of thousands of copies every week. 😂

[@glenncooper87]

Yes you could even use it as free toilet paper is that disgusting

[@Emsie76]

“What is a woman?” Now they can describe one! Oh my. 😂 Matt Walsh must be laughing his head off when he watches this prerecorded clip of KH.

[@joseaulacio592]

Qué viva Donald Trump, Latinos with Trump 💪🏼

[@rojoblanco8446]

That Harris recorded message is utterly disgusting.

[@jeremypicard1752]

Kamala didn’t “appear remotely”. Her team sent a professionally pre-recorded 3 minute long cringefest SNL skit. She should stick to doing what she does best, nothing.

[@alanwebster2479]

Dumbest thing ever seen...consider the source..

[@Shadowbann3d]

Her whole campaign has been a “Cringefest” 😂

[@dbaggins2667]

36

[@haroldb1856]

Kamala has always been remote, distant, disconnected.

[@andymac7584]

Guardian: "Obama and Romney’s one-liners to diners made a tasty Al Smith dinner" Also Guardian: "Trump's insults draw laughs.."

[@TP-om8of]

BBC is just as abd as the Guardian, and we’re forced to pay for it

[@Mark-g7t]

​​@@TP-om8ofAnd then the BBC uses public money to buy up several hundreds thousand copies of the Guardian every week, artificially boosting its circulation figures and mitigating its disastrous annual losses. Even with that, the Guardian's circulation figures are atrocious and it's making eye-watering losses in the tens of millions every year.

[@ginalolo4373]

I thought this event is about jokes? So the Guardian does not understand figures of speech? Unbelievable.

[@AA-sh8pk]

We all seen the uncut version already and trump was hilarious!

[@mattc1502]

Kamala making fun of herself like this makes me think she doesn't want to win. Suspicious.

[@drsyn9616]

Trump 24🙌🙌🙌

[@CatfishGumbo]

Cackala has lost the plot.

[@rrbaby1000]

Imsults?!?! You.mean jokes atbta dinner where they do this every year.

[@mrsteve170]

The Guardian website article said Harris did a pre-recorded video. That isn't "appearing remotely". The Guardian website article said that Wisconsin was both a swing state and a blue wall state.

[@Mark-g7t]

Were you expecting accuracy and editorial consistency from the Grauniad? 😂 Even their own fans don't buy the rag... That's why they have to bring out the begging bowl on every article they publish.

[@ToniMg4u]

"Bad things are gna happen to U..from UP THERE...Ooooo!!"... LOL 💀✌️❤️😎👍🙏🇺🇸

[@s0ycapitan]

He was hilarious in contrast to humourless Harris.

[@UltraBrian-e2q]

Naj

[@s0ycapitan]

@@UltraBrian-e2q Did you see the cringey wooden skit she sent instead of attending 🤣🤣🤣

[@frizzle1002000]

As funny as a guy who constantly poops his pants.

[@UltraBrian-e2q]

@@s0ycapitan actually she didn’t need to join, Kamala had better things to do and I actually had a lot of fun with that skit that she made.

[@WalterGarvin]

Everyone has been laughing at trump for years.

[@zacvalente4356]

He reminds me of my granddad muttering on making no sense what’s so ever😂😂😂

[@GargantuanD]

Is your granddad Joe Biden?

[@Gimenez528Hz]

​​@@GargantuanD🤣🤣🤣👌🏿💅 .. perfect

[@danielwarton5343]

Harris makes people Laugh by opening her mouth and not having a script to read off

[@helenpauls1496]

Exactly. Her experience as a prosecutor. She’s a very astute individual. Vote 💙

[@lukeluke7082]

Yes Her video wasn’t scripted at all

[@helenpauls1496]

@@lukeluke7082 Of course it was! It was just a skit.

[@Shadowbann3d]

She makes the majority of people laugh….. ….Without intending to. 😅

[@CMDR_Hal_Melamby]

​@@Shadowbann3d What you laugh like 45 fills his diaper? There must be a cure for it.

[@eileencalder2804]

SHE DID NOT ATTEND THE EVENT Nor did she appear live by any other means. She sent a pre-recorded skit and speech which bombed. Guardian….get it right, for once.

[@thomasace2547]

Trump was great! His roast jokes actually made me laugh! Kamala’s attempt was cringeworthy

[@Madfunkids]

👀 Feed the rich Feed the rich Feed the rich Feed the rich Feed the rich Feed the rich Feed the rich Feed the rich Feed the rich Feed the rich Feed the rich

[@thomasace2547]

@@Madfunkids who, the dems?

[@alanmorris7669]

💙BLUE COLLAR WORKERS FOR KAMALA HARRIS💙

[@evolassunglasses4673]

She is the pro open borders Globalisation candidate. Cheap labour in, manufacturing out.

[@Madfunkids]

Yay!!

[@Shadowbann3d]

Woooohoooo! Bot accounts for Kamala ‘24 😂😂😂😂😂

[@WAEVOICE]

If you have an issue with what Trump said during this event, then he's the least of your problems. A bigger problem would be preaching fairness while doing the opposite.

[@bosshawgisyourfather]

372 likes lol

[@Trackandshield]

Guardian is the pinnacle of journalism.

[@Trackandshield]

Boom, Roasted 🎤💧

[@raffam3559]

Sarcasm at its best!

[@markcarruthers9902]

I think all the attacks on him entitles him to hit back a bit and it is only words .

[@LeslieDiablerets]

Not insulting, Grauniad, but really funny. Better than that cringe video Mamala sent in - now that was an insult.

[@JohanNordin-bq4tz]

How can any religious person be in the same room as him???

[@ampm24-7arts]

that's exactly my thoughts...

[@LoveHitch78]

They have legs, and walked in there... No surprise simple biology has to be explained to you!

[@Bluesky-gk4qy]

@@LoveHitch78Oh, we are being sarcastic….

[@JohanNordin-bq4tz]

@ampm24-7arts can you think? Or only acknowledge fox news???

[@jcook3986]

Yes it must be appalling for him.

[@katokaoula4872]

It's this a Donald Trump new ad campaign?

[@MtnMan84]

Trump: I’m not worried about white dudes for Harris because their wives and their wives lovers are voting for me 😂😂

[@zerefzero8263]

😅 did haris just indirectly sarcastically joke about their religion. Its feel weird to me how people do that.

[@FNL77]

45th President? I could have sworn he was the 34th.

[@johncooney417]

Why would you laugh at Trump’s cringy nonsense?

[@johnsmith-ht3sy]

Because he is too articulate for apostates.

[@bosshawgisyourfather]

Called jokes

[@marythorpe928]

Vote Blue.. Vote Harris & Walz,,

[@joaomonteiro1258]

trump is sickening,

[@tammyrenard7203]

Trump American hero ❤❤❤❤❤

[@frizzle1002000]

Bonespurs coward.

[@PatriciaPageMosaicArtsCrafts]

How?

[@Free.Britney]

@@frizzle1002000 👈 He had the exact same number of military deferments as Joe Biden.

[@tammyrenard7203]

Stolen Valor Walz

[@tammyrenard7203]

I thought democrats don't know what a women is 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ingridredfern5065]

Trump for President.👌❤️🇬🇧

[@RollrightKnights]

Bot 👍

[@UltraBrian-e2q]

Nope

[@WalterGarvin]

Past his jail time.

[@Shadowbann3d]

Not long now ❤🎉 Can’t wait for the l3fty meltdown to begin! 😅

[@bluefoxboxer6471]

Best speech ever.. My president 2024

[@chongqingdiscovery4222]

Politics speaks for itself. She’s gonna vote for Trump. 😊🇺🇸

[@JerryTheWokeGayAtheist]

Im voting for Kamala Harris/Tim Walz!!💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸

[@Tr33fiddy]

Say what you will about him, but he's a funny guy.

[@Doc2323]

He was great! Women for Trump!

[@LoveHitch78]

Can always trust the Guardian for pristine Orwellian Newspeak...

[@CatmomJules]

Disgrace!

[@michaelwells6797]

Trump once again demonstrating what a thoroughly disgusting and disgraceful yob of a man he is.

[@Baryngton6]

Aw didums.. did he say hurty words?

[@killer13387]

Guardian didn't show Trump killing it. Suprise.

[@algie-t2w]

Half the BBC has gone out to America to actively work for Kamala Harris. No doubt at licence fee payers expense.

[@Potent-Xdream]

Whats the definition of a Roast?

[@draneym2003]

I think when Ivana Trump died...hilarious. Hey, relax, they're just jokes.

[@DjDeadpig]

Trump be dominating

[@SamuelLovesJesus]

Trump 2024!!!

[@robertgeorge4064]

Unbelievable the cardinal sitting there with a lying dirtbag. Lowered himself to collect what $$$ he can. UGH!

[@Shoxic666]

"We need a woman, women bring compassion" Every straight man who has ever had a relationship: "lol."

[@channelwhywhywhy]

I'm in the UK and don't really care who wins, but wow, Harris is cringe 😮

[@RennierleeCorot]

Attending that event is important look trump a true christian

[@ThundercloudRepairian]

Love Donald

[@rightsaidfred803]

Trump 🤣🤣 that guy is awesome!

[@HerAeolianHarp]

He's so unfunny.

[@user-dl6jz4bh6h]

Unfunny... great word choice😳

[@fortnitebruh1476]

No you just suffering from TDS.

[@SssoFluffy]

Address your TDS asap

[@glenncooper87]

That's what is meant to happen at this event Harris didn't even have the guts to show up and instead sent in a weird video

[@rafd3593]

Confused

[@shawnphillips8707]

Trump 2024 🇺🇸 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇬🇧

[@dicey8928]

Frigging man dressed up as a schoolgirl 🤡

[@mup_pet]

How it's even close is mind-boggling. Domestic terrorist/criminal/S-offender/etc. Truly off-the-charts bonkers.

[@emobloom]

Hahahahaaaaaaaa

[@Ian-mj4pt]

Orange convict

[@Doc2323]

😂 I guess that's all you got at this point.

[@intello8953]

Bru when has American politics never been a reality tv show 🤦🏾‍♂️😂

[@danieltownsend6500]

Harris' voice is like nails down a chalkboard

[@kimberly8954]

Let's please don't act the same,I love Michelle Obama, she is class,what was she say's, they go low you go high

[@IvanPg-o9g]

What's a woman?...😂 democrats don't have an answer