Trump’s Rambling Phone Interview with Sean Hannity: A Closer Look

[@RadioForYahweh]

It's kind of sad I get my news from Seth and John before actually going to watch the news. It softens the blow and ridiculousness.

[@93Jubilee]

Yes. It helps.

[@EugeneAxe]

Wait, from Jon Stewart? Thought his show ended in 2015ish.

[@honeybadger1847]

Eugene Ax I thought he meant John Oliver?

[@EugeneAxe]

@@honeybadger1847 Oh yeah, forget about him. Oops. Oliver is excellent.

[@psilynt1]

Oliver is amazing. While not always spot on, there's actual journalism there.

[@rodneysmart9774]

Really donald, you don't see Winston Churchill running against you? Stable genius.

[@NK-fh3st]

"I WILL FIGHT HIM IN THE POLLS, I WILL FIGHT HIM IN THE HOTEL LOBBIES..."

[@Annie-zd6rn]

He saw Frederick Douglas too.

[@straystray]

@@ichijofestival2576 and hand sizes

[@bobjanis24]

Check Churchills birth certificate, don't think he was born in America

[@stephaniezimbalist3757]

Um actually, Rodney, he's a VERY stable genius. Get it right.

[@danielosterman9676]

He's unbelievably , and undeniably, out of his element, if not his mind. "Scientifically, not just words,.." Really? Good grief.

[@priscillajimenez27]

7:30 🤣🤣🤣🤣🦁

[@gauchonic4220]

Donnie! You're out of your element!!!

[@Kevin_Williamson]

Laura didn't look super pleased to have the call passed on to her. Glad to see our president is sooooo busy with affairs of State that he can be a regular caller on Faux Opinions.

[@stephenmiller2337]

You can almost hear her saying "no Sean no!!!!"

[@velikovskysghost]

+ Kevin Williamson Perfect comment. I like the "Faux Opinions" beautiful!

[@cmw12]

I wonder if you could make a legal argument that, since Trump provably does so little, he actually can be indicted without it adversely affecting his “work”.

[@velikovskysghost]

@@cmw12 I think we can definitely make that case and in fact if he were to walk out of the white house nobody would even miss him or even know that he left.

[@Starkada]

Breaking News: The FBI just raided President Trump's personal library. All 3 books were seized. The president is absolutely furious because.... ...he hadn't finished coloring them yet

[@Quartzquiz333]

Great take on a classic joke.

[@miskatonicalumni5612]

Wakka-wakka!

[@tihzho]

You mean this one? flic.kr/p/JU9qjF

[@DJames-qw8rk]

I like that, Adam!!

[@larrydaniels8976]

How many times have you posted this?It's not a fine wine,it is not getting better with age.

[@oliviachambers2830]

Trump complaining about the coughing is peak grandpa-with-dementia behavior. Also: ‘assernauts.’

[@girliejax]

🤣😂

[@jayyyzeee6409]

"It's documented scientifically." Some Republicans love science when it suits them, then discredit it when it doesn't.

[@riosricardo7400]

And do the same with the Constitution.....😃

[@noahpinnolis9354]

@@riosricardo7400 yeah hahaha.... we're all gonna die

[@tofu_golem]

No, they just declare that whatever they already believe is "science." They don't have a clue what actual science is.

[@RenaldyCalixte]

They love it when it makes them money. See Watson I cracked the case.

[@mori1bund]

Hm, my app that helps me find nazis always points into the direction of the White House. Isn't that weird! Must be a bug...

[@Hailstormful]

Working as intended, I guess...

[@carolynthomsen5816]

OMG Passing the phone around like when grandpa calls at Easter!

[@seraphthecreator]

So it's not just my family...

[@emyf9197]

Seems to be a thing for everyone! Wheter you're white brown black etc tho for me its everytime my aunt or grandparents on phone... or just any relative from abroad lol

[@girliejax]

Took me out🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣

[@girliejax]

@@seraphthecreator nope 😂

[@delightfuldebi5992]

But grandpa is actually funnier and definitely more welcome to call lol

[@hikareti9503]

Take two in an interview? He really does see the presidency as a reality TV show.

[@couragekarnga8735]

Well, that's what happens when you elect a TV personality.

[@topherd1011]

You think he’s the only president to take multiple takes in a pre taped interview- geez you are sooooooo blind in hatred for the man - you don’t even care that Obama did most of the exact same sht Trump has done- you just don’t like the messenger- well get used to- beating an incumbent w/ positive economy with a nobody like AOC or Biden will be nothing but a far away wet dream in 2020..

[@greens294]

CDubs HasIt like what? Seriously, like what?

[@hikareti9503]

@@topherd1011 No I don't like the messenger, but if Obama or some other President did the same they would be wrong too. Do you have actual evidence Obama did it? The evidence that Trump did it is in the video.

[@tdsims1963]

@@topherd1011 The reason many of us loathe Trump is because of his lies, his venality, his greedy disregard for others, his need to insult, belittle, demean, degrade institutions, governments, other politicians, the disabled, minorities, etc. If the only thing you care about is how fat your paycheck is while the President rodgers your backside, then you deserve everything you get when this entire thing melts down AND IT WILL. I am deeply ashamed that nearly half my country's men and women care for nothing but this foolish man's theatrical fist-shaking and meaningless taunts. Look at your country--what has he done for the infrastructure? Or disaster relief for stricken areas? How about some real numbers regarding that? How about the tariffs and the real hurt it is dealing farmers and eventually the consumer? Leave Obama out of this-- you know you don't have a real argument and that is why you and your Dear Leader have to resort to whataboutism to make your pathetic points.

[@miskatonicalumni5612]

"The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command" - Orwell "Just remember, what you're seeing and what you're reading is not what's happening" - Trump !984 was a warning, not a manual...

[@Wolfboss7]

I feel like if Orwell would be a little bit shocked to see how far off the deep end we've gone.

[@miskatonicalumni5612]

@@Wolfboss7 I'd hope he'd write a sequel about how INGSOC gets taken down in the hopes that would come true as well!

[@cellonpot]

The ideal subject of corporate autocracy is not the convinced Trump supporter or the convinced Fox News viewer, but people for whom the distinction between fact and fiction (i.e., the reality of experience) and the distinction between true and false (i.e., the standards of thought) no longer exist.

[@kb9847]

I just finished reading 1984 and man did I see similarities with what’s going on right now in America.

[@dingodyno9016]

he who controls the past now, controls the future, he who controls the present now, controls the past - Orwell

[@brucebaker810]

"of course I _could_ run against Washington, Churchill, Lincoln, Tom Hanks and John Wayne. And win. I mean, can you see Churchill taking Ohio? I'd like that. It'd be like a Battle of the Network Stars...of history. It'd get great ratings. And I'd win. I have lots of dirt on the Duke, by the way."

[@DaveLucas427]

Whenever I see footage of a Trump rally all I can think of is..."P.T. Barnum was right."

[@laurent1144]

People will pay money to see a freak

[@nolanboles8492]

I don't think that's an actual thing he said, but the last two years have served as proof that if he had said it, he was about 150 years too early.

[@kaylw8013]

AMEN

[@MeanGeneSanDiego]

"There's a sucker born every minute" is a phrase closely associated with P. T. Barnum, an American showman of the mid-19th century, although there is no evidence that he actually said it. Early examples of its use are found among gamblers and confidence men.

[@xavierrobinson55]

Hahaha his son went out to criticize a former VP for saying they would cure Cancer while his father is the sitting president who promised to cure Cancer, but can't pass a health care bill.

[@chinwenduizenwata6763]

Damn... that's deep. Sad that people actually support him. What you said shows his hypocrisy so clearly but his people still cheer him on.

[@ElroyMcDuff]

Did they even TRY to pass a health care bill? They had two years of total control of the House & Senate and all they did was pass a massive tax cut for people and corporations that don't need it...

[@tehutimes1]

Trump, McConnell, etc. don't want affordable health care fo the peasantry yet want the elite-rich to have little taxes as possible.

[@lenetteh2568]

Also, among everything else, a truly despicable thing to say about a man who lost his son Beau to cancer.

[@JD37]

It's documented scientifically, not just words. -- Things a four year old would say.

[@srkh8966]

Jonathan C. That’s code for “truth”.

[@michaelmara1338]

The surface of Mars called...... They said, No thanks.

[@couragekarnga8735]

Can we send Trump and his people to Jupiter? They can't possibly get more stupider.

[@scheve332]

@@couragekarnga8735 Send him to Pluto, the extra mass will instantly make it a planet again.

[@couragekarnga8735]

@@scheve332 Haha good one.

[@lostinthelookingglas]

Trump is more like Caligula than Churchill 😂

[@amyhernandez3511]

Caligula was no germophobe

[@ashleighjaimaosborne3966]

Don junior could be Nero with a couple of minor changes in the family tree. 🇨🇦

[@katiekane5247]

Caligula had hot sisters & was getting laid, so NOT Donnie.

[@johnjohnston3721]

Lmao I already call him Truligula 😂

[@travissimpson2337]

Urgh. Accurate.

[@FlorenceFox]

My grandfather literally has dementia, and I think he's more capable of holding a succinct, coherent conversation than Trump is. He's also WAY less racist.

[@ashleighjaimaosborne3966]

Florence , can you get him in the WH in 2020? 🇨🇦

[@yarnpower]

The difference is your grandfather isn’t a narcissist. They make the worst conversations, they are all one way!

[@troubletrouble389]

Florence stop being so jealous

[@fahadabdulkarim1446]

My grand mum is an alcoholic, yet she is more capable of turning up to work sober then Pelosi is.

[@cindyford3267]

Delinquent President Donald J Trump filed bankruptcy 7 times he's got his nerve

[@jamesr.9239]

"Other countries are respecting US" ? Ah yes , I can almost see it but the laughter is so distracting !!

[@mprevis]

Trying desperately to clean up that mess he made with George Stephanopolis and making himself look even more foolish in the process🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@luisrojas3173]

Hannity’s knee pads must be wearing out.

[@johnbidochka2795]

Luis Rojas Frank Zappa once said, "NOBODY looks good in brown lipstick."

[@KingXOreo]

@@johnbidochka2795 Legends know best

[@norcalinktoner2590]

@@johnbidochka2795 Thank you for the Zappa reference. Everytime I see one my hope for the world is uplifted.... somewhat.

[@kingyakub485]

God you people are so predictable

[@KingXOreo]

@@kingyakub485 Then why are you here?? Oh, that's right; trolls are the most predictable creatures here.

[@brianreilly4306]

God. It just gets more awful every minute.

[@eddieb4960]

Every second

[@droneview8351]

Not really... the feeling I experienced waking up to hear trump won was rock bottom. Being a New Yorker for most of my life, I saw trump in action going back to the 80s. Nothing has changed since that 'wtf' morning...

[@barthalen]

@S H Ah, found Sarah Huckabee's account.

[@tracybird8668]

Well, get out, and vote for our humanity in 2020.

[@brianreilly4306]

@@tracybird8668 I will but watch closely. He is grooming his base for his loss. He is well into creating a narrative that would suggest his loss were actually a coup. And they'd believe it. If he's going to lose, it has to be by a wide enough margin where even king fuckstick cant deny it or call his followers (I use that term intentionally) to action as it may turn violent. It only takes one to do something monstrous. He has millions that are capable if they are spoonfed his vitriol

[@kdunn186]

Hard to believe that some people think he is a genius.

[@crowbot32]

he must be, he did say he was a “very stable genius”

[@victoriasullivan2794]

I find it hard. Who people?

[@victoriasullivan2794]

I find it hard. Who people?

[@victoriasullivan2794]

I find it hard. Who people?

[@VaderTheWhite]

The phone miming thing was PERFECTION.

[@khotso577]

Omgosh I know. Too good

[@Soymaid]

Could someone who can read lips tell me what he was saying?

[@ADFROMAN]

@@Soymaid Okay, let me give it a go :P 3:59 "Take him, I don't know. I don't know, sorry. What! Me? I talked to him for five minutes; *you* talk to him! It's *your* tur- What? Oh, come on, Karen, now? Now? You're gonna bring that up now? [Not sure, need someone else to step in :P] I don't wanna talk to him!"

[@TCt83067695]

@@ADFROMAN bless your soul

[@NikonErik]

Hannity alone turns my stomach. When you add Trump, I can't even watch this video.

[@couragekarnga8735]

I sware, they'll be announcing their engagement any time now.

[@cherchuhaikieu4328]

Ive been trying to think positive but oh god just the thought of these three together make me feel sick and depressed. Plus Don junior..wth is happening to our country?

[@stormwatcher59]

I HEAR YA!!

[@janetskelley2198]

I agree. The are both so ugly inside and out.

[@12jswilson]

I wonder why I clicked on this for this same reason

[@srj1945]

Seth is my “go to” comic when Trump makes me feel dead inside. Seth pulls me back from the edge.

[@jewellmadden260]

There's also Colbert & Trevor Noah

[@girliejax]

I share the exact same sentiment😂 🙋🏽👏🏽🙌🏾

[@girliejax]

Stephen Colbert

[@girliejax]

@Firefly that's funny nobody had to watch any news to see this destruction Just watch Trump himself & the criminals he employs I am referring to the ones who haven't been indicted yet, that list is shorter. Just facts no manipulation, its not all about Trump for those of us that can clear as day see the dangers that this country is in. These are not opinions sorry

[@girliejax]

@Firefly furthermore I don't hate anybody, I'm not about that onthe contrary I literally feel bad for Trump BC he's really not well & those behind him in the WH are letting him hang himself His word salad & incoherent rants are not made up by anyone but Trump & nobody is working with him to actually help the situation. He's not well therefore the country is not well & all those monsters having allowed it even to this far are more than willing to give him all the rope he needs. I get zero pleasure watching this unfold & I don't blame Trump supporters you all can play the blame game. Its irrelevant who voted for him or not at this point my only concern is the sake of this country & IT'S BAD. Not a single news platform plays any part in those truths

[@Lhawk2107]

Conman 101 - ALWAYS accuse other ppl of what YOU are doing to distract their atention.

[@foolonthehill1265]

Look up on google----global truth project----click The Present. It answers all of life’s biggest questions and can turn this world right side up from the beginning of it.

[@gauchonic4220]

Fact!

[@DiamondSan7]

FINALLY, another sane person, jeez do you know how much crap I had to wade through just to make it here damn tho, its not safe here, too many lunatics, im out, seeya

[@randomperson8571]

"I don't see George Washington, I don't see Churchill" well we see neither of those people when we look at you, buddy, so I don't see your point.

[@susanwright7682]

Thrasymachus Monk I think you give him way too much credit

[@doctorthirteen5727]

Thrasymachus Monk Yeah, Washington really stuck it to all those Mexicans he met when he was alive.🙄

[@Mechadondada]

I miss former US President Churchill.

[@willapple8145]

I miss the president of the virgin islands

[@keetopuffs]

And prime minister George Washington

[@Stasiaflonase]

And let’s not forget Vice President Vladimir Putin

[@richardsmart5532]

@Firefly Who - Churchill? In your fucking DREAMS: the only similarity between Winston Churchill and Donald Jackass Drumpf is that they are both male. Do you struggle to remember to BREATHE, pizda?

[@markusstewart9986]

and don't forget vice-president Fog Horn Leg Horn

[@brandondavidson4085]

Seth comparing Trump to a doddering old grandpa is honestly the best way to describe Trump's insanity.

[@lilys7431]

Brandon Davidson Every now and then I have a second of pity for the old fool then I remember what an evil cruel slime he is and it passes.

[@georgemikal7345]

Let me guess you voted for Hilary? Lol

[@AlienBlade51]

Trump's insanaty huh?.... surely you have tangible proof to back up that claim of yours or are you just talking out of your butt, you little fragile liberal snowflake!... go back to your safe space! lol

[@hbob7420]

@@georgemikal7345 hows that wall coming along ?

[@jamesfbeveridge8694]

Seth and his writers are possibly the most consistently adept team deconstructing and analyzing Trump, his Cronies and Sycophants and it is, at times, howlingly hilarious.

[@sawahtb]

I can't stand Trump in general but his odd tonal preachiness at rallies or any speech really is worse than nails on a chalk board.

[@MsMary957]

Sarah Holloway I don’t get triggered, but my gag reflex does.

[@spammyhell6566]

+Sarah Holloway ~ I especially loathe the way he gets all breath-y when he's pretending to "imagine," like when he says "imagine a country, ... Norway ... has information." He uses that voice a lot, it's so phony, and just makes my skin crawl (more than his usual disgusting self). It's all just a show he's producing. Gag.

[@rodneysmart9774]

How about when he makes a comment then circles away from the mic with that weird pompous pouty face?

[@Cybershock180]

@Firefly he is going to need more than counseling what he really needs is professional help.

[@annabella4203]

“Not just words” ugh our lives are in his hands God help us

[@Iluthra]

Going to cure cancer when he hasn't done a thing about the infrastructure or healthcare.

[@broncodeviltexas]

He's done more in 2 years than Obama did in 8.

[@hectorapp7073]

@@broncodeviltexas lol yep right .... lol

[@notsure1969]

Guess he is just going to have Mexico pay for it.

[@hectorapp7073]

@@notsure1969 lol ... keep waiting for two more years ....

[@broncodeviltexas]

@@hectorapp7073 you don't know about them because you watch CNN.

[@mickreaddin4979]

Hannity... "I wanted to hang out with the people outside." What, all 5 of them?? You hero, you!

[@FantasticosMom]

"Imagine if we had a democratic president and a democratic congress..." Just stop there, I found my happy place.

[@jennymcmillin5668]

Carinna Hanson perfection👍👍

[@jeremymarke8911]

Also, how about honesty and integrity? There is so much lying and deceit happening in plain view, and yet there doesn't seem to be any way to deal with it.

[@rachelciel3330]

@Made of Stars Ew, a braindead inbred.

[@Jamesharvey697]

I wonder when Trump farts does Hannity cheeks puff out.

[@tracer740]

@James- ... only if they are not wet ones.

[@JasonLudeli]

This comment is great!

[@candicepederson5861]

😂

[@lastfirst5238]

Lmao

[@miezy-dj1rf]

omg 😂

[@kinsmed]

Meyers is the only one who could get away with such an extended pantomime.

[@lisefraz]

I feel horrible about it now, but we used to do that when my elderly, widowed grandma called.

[@honeybadger1847]

Lise Fraz I think we've all done it, Lise. That's why Seth's gestures are so relatable.

[@nopenope7769]

It was fucking delicious.

[@hollamonm]

Basically every time my grandma handed me off to my great grandfather on Christmas.... I'd get partway through talking to him and he'd just talk at me and I'd have no mental reference for what he was saying... I feel bad cause like, he obviously knew me as a baby, but I don't think my grandma realizes that I don't have much to say and 90% of the call is him talking at me and me trying to not be rude to her or him while everything flooded in one ear and out the other.

[@jeremygregorio7472]

Karl Rove 101: Always be accusing your opponent of what you just did

[@ms.q7445]

Jeremy Gregorio it was a Nazi thing originally.

[@priscillajimenez27]

6:05 he admitted he wouldn't accept the election results unless he won back in 2016

[@rushyscoper1651]

@@priscillajimenez27 and if he lost in 2020 he will actually do it. I think 2020 gonna be a miss if he won or lost.

[@jeaniebird999]

@@ms.q7445 It's a narcissist thing, that's what they do. It's called projecting. If a narcissist _ever_ accuses their SO of infidelity, it's a guarantee that _they_ are cheating. This is the one thing that narcissists do that I absolutely love. They love themselves so much and can only think about themselves, that even when berating someone, everything they say will actually describe themselves. You could hand a narcissist script and instruct them to say those words to/about a certain person and they'll think, "Nah, I'm just gonna say what I feel like saying cuz that's even better!" Then, they will proceed to describe themselves.

[@FarFromEquilibrium]

That was a Sal Alinsky tactic, often attributed to Lenin as well.

[@dragonweyr44]

Absolute Immunity? Sounds like some kind of prize you win on Survivor or Big Brother

[@syahrezadifachri5121]

Fitting for someone who thinks the world is like "reality" tv show

[@mrmolo70]

"You know, I saw on TV- very big TV, can you believe it? The White House- this beautiful building, sometimes we call it tippy top, keep it in tippy top shape, it's a very big- so huge, beautiful building. And there's this show, very tremendous show, lots of beautiful women in bikinis, so beautiful, so many women. Tremendous, truly tremendous. And you just want to grab- grab that immunity idol. I would love to have a big beautiful immunity idol- and you know everyone would want to give me that tremendous idol. They'd say 'oh Trump is so good, he's so good at this game, he should have the idol, he should win', I'd get so many votes folks, so many votes. Because I'm always winning, folks. Always winning, but crooked Hillary- crooked Hillary wouldn't vote for Trump. She'd steal the idol, believe me."

[@dragonweyr44]

@@mrmolo70 You know, I can't believe he'd want to live in the White house since its not decorated all in gold and isn't EXTREMELY tacky looking

[@cisco8650]

@@dragonweyr44 didn't he refer to the White House as a dump?

[@dragonweyr44]

@@cisco8650 I don't remember but he probably did Of course, Trump is a pathological liar, having made over 10000 lies while in office so far, he narcissistic, misogynistic and essentially an internet troll who became president Plus he'll probably get us into a war with Iran, North Korea, Russia or perhaps all 3 at once

[@flexibleskedule]

Don Jr. is one of the cringiest and most embarrassing people I've ever seen or heard.

[@dday9433]

Apple, tree...

[@johno1405]

VOTE Blue!! End the total insanity

[@arth437]

No, we're not respected. Not by our allies, not by our adversaries.

[@doreenachtymichuk7909]

@@couragekarnga8735 sorry. Canada hates your govt. we prefer being tied to the EU. we still have a Queen. she is faaaar better than being tied to you. for now,

[@doreenachtymichuk7909]

@@joanbowden7634 Amen, sister !

[@bjornsantens9030]

Sadly your right Art H...I can confirm this from Belgium

[@ProjectFlashlight612]

Why should you care about respect when you have fear? You have the Bomb.

[@beingaware8542]

Not by our advertisers...

[@resurgensix]

President of Dementia 2016 - 2020

[@backlogrob8358]

Robert M Acree He hasn’t lost 2020 yet and we shouldn’t underestimate him.

[@nadiasilvershine4630]

@@backlogrob8358 Still funny!

[@couragekarnga8735]

Donald Trump: posterboy for why you should always take your meds.

[@KidSnivy69]

REMEMBER! We thought he'd lose 2016, ALWAYS consider the worst possible option!

[@notsure1969]

Delusional Donnie.

[@vickijones2013]

I don't think President Obama was perfect but I miss having a handsome and rational president....Trump and the ghouls (stephen miller etc) need to go

[@lpellett429]

@Vicki...I was a republican, and sad to say that now even I miss Obama...

[@jelica9475]

@@lpellett429 Which just goes to show this outdated idea of Republican and Democrat need to go. People need to vote based on their own opinions and the facts, not the "party"! No President is ever perfect yet few have caused the amount of dissent this one has. I feel we stepped back in time to the 50's again, we aren't making progress yet all the other Countries are. His one claim to fame so far? Made history when he met Kim JunUn. History is great yet it shouldn't be made over a vicious, violent dictator. It is absolutely terrifying how much he openly admires dictators. There are reasons no one wanted to meet with Kim...yet Trump sees those reasons as the reason to meet! Democracy may not survive another term if it is Trump.

[@robinsonshe06]

Seth Meyers, words cant express how much I LOVE YOU for this!!! ❤️❤️❤️ It’s the only way I can stomach the news!

[@swagswagify]

Soooooo you only get your news from late night shows? That explains a tone

[@richardsmart5532]

@@swagswagify It sure-as-hell beats getting it from Fux Noise...

[@swagswagify]

@@richardsmart5532 you have to be either a boomer or half a tard to say that one liner.

[@maxmac7845]

Trump and Hannity, two of the weirdest shaped heads on TV.

[@g0679]

Gabriel Diggs Golly, is that Thing disgusting...

[@g0679]

Max Mac And that’s not even mentioning their tiny, misshapen brains.

[@JonnyUnderrated]

@Mike no not those heads ya filthy animal. Also, you've seen hannity naked? Aaaaaannnnd? Do tell... I bet its long and skinny.

[@dsugioaga]

Their heads are shaped so weird, because their brains have melted out of them... They really are stupid weirdos....

[@clubredken13]

Big head and tiny hands. Thas rite.

[@THEBANDIT7979]

George Washington. Churchill. Hahahahaha. He is losing his mind.

[@busyVea]

Didn’t know presidents had so much time on their tiny hands lol 😂

[@cisco8650]

This one does. What else does he do other than whine on Twitter, rant at rallies, and golf at his resorts at taxpayers' expense?

[@NK-fh3st]

@@cisco8650 60% of the working day in "Executive Time", that's what ;)

[@rayfatemi4596]

vanessa perez but stable geniuses do. Lol

[@t16205]

@@cisco8650 Trump does not receive pay for his presidency.

[@t16205]

Thats funny, because he actually have large hands

[@marozasulaiman379]

When you look into Trudeau's face even he was like: "Man, how the hell America managed to put up with this guy FOR ALMOST 3 YEARS???

[@robinsonshe06]

Maroza Sulaiman - I feel like a cloud descended when Trudeau realized he was going to have to try to broker a deal with this dude... He just knew it was gonna be... 🙄😳😐🤨🤦🏽‍♀️ - probably in that order...

[@josephdelatorre3751]

When trump is thrown out of office or voted out of office. He's going to see the next real President come after him with every law that he has broken , he will still be in the news but it won't be on his terms.

[@g0679]

Maroza Sulaiman We haven’t.

[@JonnyUnderrated]

@@josephdelatorre3751 nah that wont happen. The next president wouldnt do that. Its too much of a political thing. it would divide the country even more. The next president will give him a pardon. Like nixon got. They cant afford to divide people that much.

[@Schmidtelpunkt]

@@JonnyUnderrated Even if they held Trump responsible, they would never have the spine to hold themselves responsible for democratically electing him. We know this, because it was the same with Bush jr, celebrated for the wars he started and reelected by the same people who then would call him "the worst president" in a feeble attempt to hide that he did exactly what the US americans wanted at that point.

[@marrianner.1682]

I LOVE THAT! Pass Grandpa off to whoever is there. Sean Hannity just can't understand the old guy and definitely tried to get rid of him. Anytime Fox gets his calls, they try hard to get rid of him. WHEN GRANDPA CALLS..... HA HA HA

[@cletusMcFart]

Laura Ingram looks fresh for someone that has just turn 95. Fox does have the best makeup!

[@gamma8562]

I absolutely loved when my prime minister coughed in his televised sit down with your president. We Canadians may be polite but we can make a point!! 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

[@christar9527]

Can I move to your country? You guessed it...I'm an American.

[@timothyamaraobrien]

Please don't rub it in. That's mean.

[@lilys7431]

I hate Theinternet Did he? EXCELLENT that is beautiful! 😂

[@karenk4197]

Good for him! You can tell it pissed the little baby tRump off.

[@patchworkgirl2982]

Trudeau was being cheeky. But very, very good. 😄

[@nelliegee418]

OMFG "should we give up on the wall and cure cancer??" Bwahahaaa that's hilarious 😂😂😂

[@doctorthirteen5727]

nelliegee418 Windmill cancer is an important cause to raise awareness for!

[@yerout7168]

@news now hampton roads which news outlet has said the wall is being built as we speak??? Im curious

[@NK-fh3st]

@news now hampton roads "Jo Biden said he'd cure cancer, the lout. But Trump said he'd cure cancer, what a champ!" xD

[@nicw3251]

news now hampton roads there has been 0 miles of new structures built. Fox News has made your brain rot

[@NK-fh3st]

@@nicw3251 Nah, there's been a few hundred meters of prototypes build nowhere near the border, and could be defeated with a handsaw or ladder. Credit where credit is due xD

[@comasmusica7548]

Trump at 9:48: "We will come up with a curse..." Yes, you probably will.

[@philipclayberg4928]

Of curse he will.

[@judd442009]

Tweedle Dee (Sean), Tweedledum (Laura), and Tweedle dumber (you guessed him).

[@g0679]

judd442009 All three are unbearably stupid.

[@christenford3864]

You can tell Seth has handed the phone over after talking to Grandpa a few times 🤣🤣

[@couragekarnga8735]

Yeah, those stories sound way too personal.

[@robinsonshe06]

Christen Ford - I rewatched that like three times cuz it was so believable 😂🤣😂

[@jamesball9608]

So y'all never did that with your siblings? Dead ass I'd tell my sister her boyfriend was on the phone and then run

[@nazb33]

I played that back so many times. I'm sat on a train watching this and I couldn't help but spray my coffee on the seat in front. I howled with laughter. Fortunately no one was sat in front of me

[@lucisferre6361]

Hey Seth, how about instead of "Grandpas on the phone" we use "belligerent, senile old codger won't hang up the phone?"

[@strawberrymilksamurai]

I wish I had as much free time as the President of the US so that I could spend 45 minutes just rambling on the phone

[@ChrisDavis452]

You have enough free time to watch this terrible comedy and comment a incompetent comment

[@bobjanis24]

Chris Davis as do you...

[@kathypiazza4567]

Bob Janis 👏🏻🤝👏🏻

[@strawberrymilksamurai]

@@ChrisDavis452 well, I didn't take 45 minutes to type that single sentence, but as a Trump supporter, you must have taken at least an hour to type yours, so I understand your confusion

[@Montesama314]

Hannity and Ingraham look like a married couple playing along with the ramblings of the husband's demented father.

[@josephdelatorre3751]

Hey you have to get Laura Ingram credit she's not bad for 78 years old.🤣😂😅🤣😂😅🤣😂😅🤣😂

[@bmac4338]

Trump does not think But YOU can.

[@DiamondSan7]

Ye, and I think people like you are wrong

[@bmac4338]

@@DiamondSan7 Mental health is no joke. Seek help!

[@DiamondSan7]

Oh, you think anyone who supports trump is mentally ill.. Well, this convos going nowhere if you just assume you're infallible and all who think otherwise are defective

[@bmac4338]

@@DiamondSan7 1-800-662-HELP (4357)

[@richardsmart5532]

@@DiamondSan7 If I couldn't, say, punctuate my KZbin posts, I would definitely consider the possibility that I actually WAS mentally ill. Just sayin'...

[@ericreese7792]

I finally get it. Sean Hannity is where Trump gets all of his "Sir," stories from.

[@troubletrouble389]

Eric Reese Wow you are so intelligent Lol not

[@MimiB1974]

Lol... right. PeeOTUS gets a hardon every time he hears it

[@theminisnor]

The drone was in intenational waters when Iran shot it down? Sure it was not in international AIRSPACE? You know, where flying drones are supposed to be.

[@DiamondSan7]

Wooooooosh

[@johnjohnston3721]

It was supposedly in international airspace, it supposedly ended up in international waters....

[@fn0rd-f5o]

@@johnjohnston3721It wasn't tho, they later ended up admitting the truth, and is arguably the real reason the strikes were called off.

[@johnjohnston3721]

@@fn0rd-f5o hence why I used the word supposedly. I even used it twice.

[@Apfelkind4000]

"We're respected again" 🤣🤣🤣 You're laughed at and hated more than ever in history. 😁

[@miskatonicalumni5612]

I love when Trump calls into Fox because every time he does at some point you can see they're done and just waiting for him to hang up while the producer is in their ear telling them to wrap it up. :)

[@kevtb874]

It's in their contracts to back Trump but everytime he calls they are left wondering how to stop him making an absolute fool of himself.

[@NandR]

“I don’t know what to do. Do I just hang up on the president? Can we just mute the mic and let him ramble to himself for a while?”

[@ap2659]

"When we land on Mars, I will negotiate a treaty with the President of Mars, Marvin the Martian. It will be the best treaty." - DJT

[@debbymccormack6525]

Because I speak all the Martian words and they will see that I'm the best at treaties. LOL

[@DamarisEveryDay]

LoL "the beautiful treaty in the universe"

[@deadave100]

forgot... "...best treaty...ever"

[@staomruel]

@@debbymccormack6525 just like he did with Israel and Palestine, give one faction all they want and forget about the other. Super-mega-ultra-negotiator-bussiness-dude. Seriously.

[@aparis9560]

isn't mars on the moon though?

[@martijnjongepoerink3459]

Grandpa loves to hear himself talk. I enjoy his nonsense, but I'm glad I did'nt need to hear all of it. CUT HIM OFF.

[@tessbennett3796]

Nobody was tailgating outside. Organizers were worried about the optics of empty seats so they funneled people inside.

[@Quartzquiz333]

I looked up the definition of the word "TOADY" and Sean Hannity's picture showed up.

[@dafttool]

Alfonzo Tyson Sure it wasn’t Attorney General Barr?

[@g0679]

Alfonzo Tyson TINHORN, see also.

[@waggishsagacity7947]

You should look up the definition of Sycophant or sycophancy: There you'd see a group photo of the Fox team, with a cameo by Lindsey Graham.

[@yawyeboah-kankam7311]

Should we give up on the wall n just do cancer???😂😂😂😂

[@cyndimcbride6276]

Ummmm...wanted to hang out with the people outside??? There was no one outside lol

[@sarahbarrett1247]

Well there was those people who refused to take shelter in a thunder storm. They stood there like cattle in the field getting rained on.

[@maaiker2977]

That was the reason trump called...to manipulate people into thinking it was a success and there were people outside.

[@corryjookit7818]

@Dahn He provided transport, food and drink some music, FREE to all those who came. Unfortunately they don't know about taking garbage away. So left it where they'd used it..

[@sarahbarrett1247]

@Dak Lamerbusch 😂 yeah, there's been so many moments of sheer idiocy that you forget about some of them.

[@PerovNigma]

_"It's documented scientifically, not just words"_ can join _"from the perspective of water"_ and _"the Unided Shdaysh"_ in the hall of Trump clips rightfully used by comedians over and over.

[@nnahler]

I will never not laugh when I see the “God bless the Unided Shdaysh” clip!

[@nunyabusiness5075]

Not many people know this but Puerto Rico is an Island.

[@TheJBrennan17]

Big wodder, ocean wodder

[@kayleighlehrman9566]

Tremendously big, and tremendously wet

[@benjaminolsson2162]

@@kayleighlehrman9566 one might even call it the biggest and the wettest water, ever.

[@AH-cy4md]

“Grandpa’s On The Phone” 🤣😆

[@mjimih]

10:08 "This wall is a lot harder than I thought. Should we just do cancer?"

[@sereanaduwai8313]

mjimih That's a good one! One thing about Trump he is good at bullshit artist but better still are those that believe him-they just love the ride on Trump train.

[@hughjarrse]

"We're going to Mars........And the Martians are paying"

[@bmacri]

I hope it's not COD...

[@heatherbrown4632]

trump should be on the first trip to mars and leave him there

[@russellzauner]

#winner *turns off internet for the day*

[@hughjarrse]

@@russellzauner :o)

[@leerocheleau1465]

Are they going to get more candy bars!

[@ittakesallkinds809]

Nothing triggers the gag reflex like trump, except maybe trump & Fox News.

[@richglenn3729]

I see his kid (Jr) inherited his father's lack of reason and dull sense of humor. What a family.

[@user-fj9bv1lo3l]

Turds of a feather...

[@vincentjoubert5514]

But daddy Trump said putting people on Mars!!!!! really we can't even drink the water in Mexico!!!!!

[@conniecrawford5231]

Vincent Joubert We can’t drink the water in Flint, Michigan!

[@brakesforsnakes757]

Whenever I see Jr. I'm suddenly conflicted over which Trump I hope dies first.

[@hollamonm]

@@brakesforsnakes757 I don't want them to die.... I want them to go broke and for everyone to dislike them and distrust them so much that they basically have to live the rest of their lives in broke as hell obscurity.

[@jesse_cole]

Ya know what Washington and Churchill had in common? They both served.

[@dragonweyr44]

And thy're both dead

[@mathunit1]

@@dragonweyr44 Thanks for the info, captain obvious.

[@helensanderson5395]

And they were both great leaders

[@akinmytua4680]

And Churchill was an unmitigated ass. But he lead a damn country. Trump just golfs and does rallys. Any "governing" he does is to undo what Obama did...

[@dragonweyr44]

@@akinmytua4680 That's the only thing I think that he's ever wanted to do as president, undo everything Obama did

[@seakelp3508]

Absolute Immunity is a cheat code for Unreal Tournament, I think.

[@IronDino]

9:37 "There's an app that lets you find Nazi's" Surprisingly, there's a lot in attendance at the Trump rally.

[@DiamondSan7]

This is the sort of rhetoric thats gonna start another civil war imbecile.

[@DiamondSan7]

Boy do you want to get eaten

[@lindaowens65]

How did we get this low?

[@jelica9475]

@@DiamondSan7 Stating a well-known fact is not "rhetoric". Trumps' calls for violence repeatedly, his racism, hatred of LGBTQ and his advocacy for police brutality also isn't "rhetoric". Trump has done all he can to roll the time back to 1950. If another civil war breaks out it will be because of Trumps' lies, manipulation, and policies. Not because one American used his freedom of speech. It is no secret white nationists and nazis support Trump, they say it themselves! No need to resort to name calling just because you don't like a comment. I know your President does that, however, the last time I checked we are a civilized county, we can act like it even if the President does not.

[@DiamondSan7]

@@jelica9475 name one instance of Trump calling for violence, or hating on the LGBT community, or advocates for police brutality. If you can give me one, single, instance that hasn't already been disproved, I will agree that trump isn't so great

[@outzonechannel4743]

Trump and Hannity, two of the weirdest shaped heads on TV.

[@cheribryant2891]

that's because what you're actually seeing are their arses.... it's where all their "best words" come from...

[@harrismiller1948]

Bevis and butthead

[@avatacron60]

How about Jurassic Joe? That's one weird mutha.

[@romayyne23]

doesnt change the fact that trump 2020

[@treeblinn]

@@romayyne23 Doesn't change the fact that he's a fucking moron 🤣

[@catfishtroll7932]

Trump don't have anyone else to talk with😁 outside his toilet.

[@karlmonet]

"We're respected again" LOLOLOLOLOL Grandpa keeps skipping his meds.

[@gauchonic4220]

Time to take grampas keys away...

[@steveforster7686]

No you are NOT

[@karlmonet]

@@steveforster7686 REALLY? You would think a pathological liar, con man, scam artist, former reality TV host, buffoon, and draft dodger would be respected.

[@joulesabagel9417]

This is what happens when grandpa takes his statins and skips breakfast he thinks he’s running the country and takes credit for other people’s work than calls Fox News and chit chats for two hours.

[@Apfelkind4000]

You're laughed at and hated more than ever in history. 🤣

[@Wildstar40]

When Trump starts rambling that is when you start coughing, really loud pronounced fake coughing.

[@DANNYonPC]

9:02 If i could get cancer over the internet, this would've been the moment i reached terminal status.

[@threethrushes]

Become an assernaut.

[@fishofmocking3096]

That bit about passing the phone around 😂😂😂

[@ishaschdv1]

Fish of Mocking i know. I have done it so many times. 😂

[@thebalancedvirgin4893]

Seth deserves an award for that acting.

[@dekcgi7891]

.....I really miss having a President with a brain.....!!

[@root_cr418]

This precidency is like watching a TV version of the movie Idiocracy... Lol

[@MsMalcolmC]

I miss having a president that spoke and wrote in full and complete sentences.

[@harleytank]

Yeah but none of them did what Trump did and turn the country back around. Your Trump derangement syndrome so bad you can't even see that. It's okay it does not matter. Demon rat libtard snowflakes pedophile loving rats!!!!! LMFAO TRUMP 20 20 MAGA WINNING

[@MrGrifft]

@@harleytank >>LMFAO TRUMP 20 20 I agree.

[@MrGrifft]

@Firefly >I can see the progress and positivity in my city because of his Presidency. All the non-whites been run out?

[@synonymous_]

Hannity has like... NO gag reflex

[@FutureChaosTV]

"All the racists have been having so much fun outside. Spitting, shouting, gargling with orange kool aid, lifting the right hand..."

[@angelnazario5370]

Don't even bother with this brain dead troll, just ignore stupid shitbags.

[@The987654321Boom]

gargling the orange kool aid........

[@victorsantana162]

Not to mention all the garbage left outside. Oh I forgot, these people don't care about recycling.

[@lynneceegee8726]

Angel Nazario oh so you were one of those shouting spitting swearing mob outside were yu? Nice!

[@FutureChaosTV]

@@The987654321Boom Thx ;-)

[@TinthiaClemant]

The country is going down in flames but at least we have Seth to keep us laughing as we crash and burn. By the way, HAPPY FIRST DAY OF SUMMER!

[@djselenesterling]

With that hat Trump put on, he looks more like Benny Hill.

[@Curious2Know2]

President Trump doesn't see a George Washington or a Winston Churchill, but does he see the Prince of Whales and Dolphins?

[@jordanmatthei9404]

He was looking for a hamberder but it was hidden behind the covfefe...

[@billyboy6028]

Sorry, but the words "President" and "Trump" mix like oil and water.

[@millieo7155]

When he says "many, many" you know he's lying.

[@TheJBrennan17]

tHaT nObOdY's EvEr SeEn BeFoRe

[@kilgoretrout4350]

Also when he says "believe me"

[@quietnerdything]

Or when his mouth is moving.

[@dougboyer5829]

When he says ompah lumpah he's lying

[@MiguelGarcia-ft9gj]

Or when he says ‘many people have said’ and ‘many people have told me’

[@thelaststringbender445]

From my german point of view this whole Fox News thing and it's relationship to Trump seems really really weird.....so sad...

[@Cloud-zb8lw]

Trump will never measure up to Obama. Melania: "Literally."

[@gz9975]

Lucky for Melania, Ivanka is the one on daily micro-mushroom duty.

[@miskatonicalumni5612]

I wonder if Obama left a box of extra-large magnum condoms behind just to troll Trump?

[@miskatonicalumni5612]

@@gz9975 Gag me with a spoon!

[@georgeabraham6808]

@@miskatonicalumni5612 Wouldnt phase him. President Trump is a true Christian patriot finally bringing God back to America after 8 years of tyrant fascist rule.

[@SalHardy]

@@georgeabraham6808 Name calling like a child.....................like Trump. You're no mystery dude.

[@bernardliu8526]

Trump looks and sounds just like a particularly ill-tempered hippopotamus.

[@naturelovingguypeoplenotso3039]

That is a huge insult to hippopotamus's.

[@chezmoi42]

You must be referring to this one... media.giphy.com/media/CT6AWXUr1ZUsg/giphy.gif

[@bernardliu8526]

@@naturelovingguypeoplenotso3039 What can I say ? Trump really looks like a hippo to me. Just observe that longish painted face with the jutted jaw, the obscene obesity, and that painfully slow swaggering ! You think a fat old hyena might fit more ?

[@troubletrouble389]

Look in the mirror You’re the one who is ugly in and out

[@scottjones6410]

Because of Trump, I now agree with the slogan "Make America Great Again" - i.e. like it was when *Obama* was our president, and we were fairly well respected around the world!

[@milkteamachine]

Trump's relationship with Fox would be delightfully weird if he wasn't the president and they weren't pretending to be a news network.

[@tylerkochman1007]

See a new Closer Look, I watch it immediately

[@RosySpeaks]

Same

[@wolfman1000000]

Yup.

[@TheMetatron4444]

How long will they let a crazy stay in power?

[@cynthicarlson5330]

That black guy over trumps shoulder is the same guy that’s at all his rallies He must be on retainer

[@ms.q7445]

Agent Fungus none-he is batship.

[@resurgensix]

If you notice closely it looks like he was added in for the graphic then gone in the tape. A little Easter Egg of insanity for us. That dude is a nut just like #MAGOG

[@tomaskuli177]

And he's crazy af!

[@katiekane5247]

Diamond & Silks nephew maybe

[@edwardzaleski1224]

He used to be the white guy at baseball games wearing the rainbow wig. This is his retirement plan.