This Is Why Trump Doesn't Do Solo Press Conferences

Stephen delivers a monologue about Trump's long, incoherent, rambling press conference just minutes after Trump's long, incoherent, rambling press conference.
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[@Cathowl]

"Excuse me, how dare you keep talking when I'm trying to interrupt you."

[@taxiuniversum916]

It’s called 'gaslighting'. Narcissists like Trump do it all the time - one of their go-to moves.

[@katwil89]

It makes me crazy when he does that! He did that during all the debates and his idiot cult thought it was great.

[@LisaLisa-rl3pm]

That just infuriated me. The tact and manners and diplomacy of a dirty sock.

[@LisaLisa-rl3pm]

How in the world will women ever be heard understood or believed when they can't even finish a statement because of buffoons like Donald Trump it's just disgusting that THIS man holds the office of president 😥😒😲😡😬 vote people! November please vote!

[@santoshrao5275]

When. Is. This. Ending. Please. Save. Our. Country.

[@tommyl.dayandtherunaways820]

It won't end until one of three things happens: 1. Donald Trump stops being Donald Trump 2. We use the 25th amendment 3. We vote in 2018 and 2020

[@freema9246]

So much whining. I thought America was #mag_winning with that Bigly prez

[@Lucius1958]

Terry Pratchett said it best: *"THERE'S NO JUSTICE. THERE'S JUST US."* We have to get off our asses and VOTE.

[@g.moeller308]

@@Lucius1958 love the Pratchett reference. Quick and fortunate rebirth, Sir Terry.

[@georgeb.wolffsohn30]

@@Lucius1958 VOTE BLUE WHATEVER YOU DO 🇺🇸

[@JesseStu]

“And I was saying things that no one in the room understood.” “Finally.” 😂😂😂

[@MiCKi914]

WE WANT NERDS, DAMMIT. Can this just be the campaign slogan for 2020? (and the rest of history?)

[@mlghelp2day]

"Excuse me, excuse me...shut up reporter lady, Im trying to tell these people how woman deserve to be heard." Lol🤣😅🤣😅

[@Tobi_237]

MLG HELP 😂😂😂😂😂

[@MultiAlpha11]

Right? He keeps interrupting the reporters mid question and then saying “excuse me” because they’re interrupting his interruption...

[@mattduplissey]

because hes trying to talk

[@conniefrank6895]

MLG HELP z

[@conniefrank6895]

Oops ☺️

[@223Drone]

They weren't joking when they say Trump speaks like a 8-9 year old.

[@overlydramaticpanda]

+DeadlyMargiKarp223 I know this is always the response to this kind of comment but that is a serious insult to 8-9 year olds. My friend's cousin just had her 8th birthday and she's far more eloquent than Trump could ever hope to be. At the very least she can string a coherent sentence together without rambling off on a tangent after 3 seconds.

[@NoraDiniro1of7]

"Gentlemen, and I use this term inaccurately.."

[@Scorch428]

Trump calling anything a Con is ironic.

[@Fate263]

Not just ironic... it's also insulting, in a way.

[@constantreader4376]

And it's also "iCONic" he's such a nasty human being.

[@zogzog1063]

Ironic to be sure, but if anyone could recognise a Confidence Trick it is Agent Orange with the Fake Hair.

[@visoredgruntR34]

I love how Trump said he could bring in George Washington and the Democrats would accuse him of something then HE went on to accuse George Washington of something himself.

[@tommyl.dayandtherunaways820]

Didn't Trump once say Washington would go down as one of the worst presidents of all time?

[@Lucius1958]

Not to mention that Washington warned about the rise of *"factions"* (i.e., parties) in American politics...

[@ewqdsacxz765]

It just goes to show that Trump doesn't believe Kavanaugh is innocent. Trump basically said, George Washington was a slave owners so it's okay for Brett Kavanaugh to be a rapist.

[@damarcusmomm05]

Slavery maybe? Rape? GW did sum fukkdup shit

[@SoulTransient]

He used to be a democrat

[@JC-ev2ns]

“I was saying things that nobody in the room even understood” - trump Yes Donald, we assume that is what happens in most rooms for you.

[@KatsPurr]

"'Scuse me lady, shut up so I can tell these people how women should be heard" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@destravlr]

Keep it up Stephen! You're doing good work that helps the whole country. Truth with humor; good combo.

[@Not-Ken-Molestina]

Turns out. There was no truth in this whole segment

[@Not-Ken-Molestina]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@destravlr]

@@Not-Ken-Molestina really?

[@Not-Ken-Molestina]

@@destravlr really really. Time is a great lie detector. And Steph got caught out lying.

[@gringh]

Al Franken had to resign for much less that this

[@Chas-OTE]

You know most 'pubs, they're like teenage bullies. They'd never take responsibility for anything. They instead, prefer to blame their victims.

[@davidbeppler3032]

It is called morals and a conscience. Something Republicans have surgically removed before they run for office.

[@altheawarren729]

And, ironically, he would have been outspoken about this disaster!!

[@enjoyitbro]

Oh you mean where they had a picture, and these women don't have one shred of evidence

[@Lucius1958]

enjoyitbro You mean a staged photo that was used as an excuse for a deliberate hatchet job...

[@seandaron7177]

Jeez this get worse and worse everyday....

[@Axodus]

These videos and why KZbin keeps recommending them to me?

[@cctomcat321]

@@Axodus no, this administration.

[@Axodus]

+Inquisitive Cameron Thanks captain obvious, Obviously the joke went directly over your head/you can't take a joke.

[@dotapark]

+Axodus your idea of joke is KZbin forcing you to some kind of agenda. Meanwhile Trump is embarrassment for humanity.

[@Axodus]

+Dot Park Oh my god, Why is your grammar so horrible.

[@cosmo5524]

I'm literally laughing out loud with deep belly laughs. Oh, it feels so good to laugh hard like that!

[@42kellective]

"We want nerds, damn it!"

[@hanamelinda8675]

"No I wouldn't mind that at all. Wouldnt make any difference to me" *KEEPS RAMBLING TO AVOID THEM ASKING*

[@hks2377]

Hana Melinda He’s so full of it. His breath must smell like crap🤢

[@armedwombat6816]

"No I don't mind them asking. Everyone can ask. I have all the answers. I know the best words. Like even super big words because I have like a big brain. Everyone is saying that: Trump has a big brain. Because you need a big brain to become president. Even China says that. And China is doing a lot of bad things, let me tell you. So anyway, the question was... oh sorry, we've run out of time Better luck next time."

[@heyoou]

Armed Wombat LOL

[@NewMessage]

"Alright.. I chopped down that cherry tree.. but it was a different time back then.. it was just harmless woodshed talk. Trees let you do it when you're going to be famous." - George Washington -

[@tommyl.dayandtherunaways820]

"Trees let you do whatever you want when you're famous. Chop 'em by the (expletive)"

[@djohn3dddd841]

California has FIRES because it has too many TREES!! -tRUMP-

[@burbanpoison2494]

"I've never eaten fruit. Or seen a tree. Here's a picture of my fridge. Not one single tree." "...huh? Oh, no...Those aren't my cherries."

[@tommyl.dayandtherunaways820]

I cannot tell a lie, all I want is a fair process

[@stephanie5249]

Grab em by the cherries

[@TeamKuukiFoodGames]

"we want nerds dammit" should be a t-shirt lol

[@charlleedodson]

Why don’t people report it? Oh I don’t know, maybe victim blaming, uninvestigated reports, unopened rape kits. Things like that.

[@diamondsmasher]

Charllee Dodson ....Being accused of lying on national TV by none other than the President himself now.....

[@dollarkoko]

Charllee Dodson six more years, bruh

[@holicaowow1847]

Sometimes it's the mere confusion, the guilty feeling (even having done nothing wrong), and the shame of it all. Trust me on this. I was abused when I was around 14 and I didn't mention it to anyone until I was about 30. Even then, I never brought charges. It happens.

[@ShelleHolley]

Add to the fact that less than 5% end in conviction and the victim is blamed and humiliated through out the whole process it makes it hard to tell anyone. #metoo

[@BobSmith-pm3wx]

None of this is an excuse not to report. I have zero sympathy for people who don't report. If you don't report it, you're allowing it to happen to others by being silent about it. There is a right and a wrong here.

[@bradgrady7497]

At the UN, the people there are trained to be polite and courteous as diplomats. It is their duty to avoid outbursts for the sake of their own nation's national security interests. Still, they couldn't help but LOL at the US President as he was talking about himself.

[@rkh7360]

Exactly. Those ppl are trained to b politically correct.

[@peterms6163]

@@rkh7360 and there are a thousand good reasons for that. Not the least of which, they have to negotiate with each other. Insulting others, belittling others, bullying others, does not lead to good negotiation. But Trump has zero understanding of that, and his supporters can't conceive of it. Life is a zero sum game to them. I win, you lose, is their approach.

[@rkh7360]

@@peterms6163 yes absolutely. They think the new world order came to force just like that. But Americans should beware: there is a new world order getting in place. China and Russia. EU is in chaos. US and Canada and Mexico relations are in chaos. US itself is in chaos

[@ellenanderson9535]

Brad Grady because HE IS A JOKE A BAD ONE BUT A JOKE NEVERTHELESS

[@clownhunter3477]

That tells us what the world is thinking about us

[@loathe8489]

HAHAHA I DON'T WANNA BE ON THIS RIDE ANYMORE.

[@santi838]

Lucas Cole PLEASE GET ME OFF MR TRUMPS WILD RIDE

[@tomscott3]

also LOL funny, but i'm crying at the same time.

[@Yewtewba]

Guns are readily available right? Also so are high places and plane tickets. You've got options, son

[@rfarrow3483]

Axodus I know it's hard to convey sarcasm through text, but damn dude. Maybe the guy just likes dark humour, doesn't mean he has a mental disability. People really need to stop throwing that term around, it's pretty damaging for people who actually struggle with mental illness.

[@rachaelsman2]

If it's bothering you that much then go back to work .

[@LambieSamba]

Technically, a 270-pound con job

[@LeNguyen-mm9dm]

I love Stephen Colbert, with everything that's going on, by the end of the day Stephen Colbert brings a little laughter into my life .

[@15kewlguy]

The real question is why Brett kavanaugh has his old 1982 calendar?

[@odaeiichiro667]

the real question dosent exist mate

[@OmniValor]

Stuck in his rapey drunk past

[@drenz]

kept it as a trophy for being a douchebag, i hope his own stupidity is his undoing

[@BabakoSen]

It's almost like he expected this to come back and bite him eventually, huh?

[@kazeraith]

Deliah Gray Well (from a canadian's POV) lets hope for the sake of our brothers and sisters to the south he also horded his school yearbook, since that would mean possibly the women he "doesn't" know were in his class

[@MinersLoveGames]

HOW DOES IT KEEP GETTING WORSE!?

[@ElroyMcDuff]

Lack of voter turnout. C'mon you young people FFS VOTE VOTE VOTE!!!

[@JasonRennie]

"We want nerds!" Stephen, you rock.

[@joejale9528]

Did you mean suck?

[@bradensweet333]

This low life comedian is so biased and hypocritical it hurts.

[@markfoster1520]

Wow....these asses won't let one small sentence slip past them.....without investigating for someway to make it funny....you go, Guys....You rock.

[@monicanorman9176]

I love watching the liberal tears flow and snowflakes melt! MAGA

[@irikthered]

Jason Rennie - his horrific ratings state otherwise.

[@SKC193]

He can’t even stop talking long for someone to ask a question!

[@markfoster1520]

"Please, I'm trying to answer the question you haven't asked yet; I already know what it is. It's true; I'm great. Maybe the greatest...."

[@RationalThinker1859]

Trump is getting more and more bizarre as the weeks go by.

[@mikaylabansie9512]

minites, honey minutes

[@phatmantv]

Was gonna say the same. Someone needs to take the football away STAT!

[@Valdagast]

And he has the launch codes.

[@Juniorverse]

RationalThinker1859 getting?

[@ripsumrall8018]

RationalThinker1859 Neurosyphlitic Dementia gets progressively worse.

[@ichifish]

People like Trump and the GOP that see the MeToo accusations and say "this could happen to any man" are really saying "this could happen to me."

[@cindys9491]

And he says "People" will be scared by survivors reporting. People. Not predatory men in particular. He made the predator experience universal.

[@mickeythompson9537]

Yes, and, perhaps actually "this is LIKELY to happen to me because of things I once did."

[@cliffordyuen1156]

@Corey Sullivan Except if an accusation was made for an innocent man or woman, then they would agree with an investigation, not hide behind the GOP and say no investigation, just believe me.

[@thecutestthingyoueverseen3690]

@Corey Sullivan 0nly 1 % of acussation turn out to be a lie , 99 % of them are true these are the official numbers of it btw

[@overlydramaticpanda]

Corey Sullivan Yes, let's take one case and apply it to the entire catalogue of sexual assault allegations... In all seriousness though, yes, it theoretically COULD happen to any man (the same way being struck by lightning COULD happen to any man) but the fact of the matter is that false accusations happen very rarely (even the highest estimates for 2017 (which is said to have had the highest number of false accusations on record) have it at roughly 5%) and sexual assault is one of the least reported crimes anyway. The chances of an average completely innocent individual being accused, I'd imagine, is very very small. Because that's the thing - men who are completely innocent have virtually nothing to fear when it comes to matters like this because no allegation would stick. If you're honestly worried it might happen to you...well, maybe it's worth evaluating your behaviour.

[@devoted2trouble]

7:55 - 8:05 If we had Jesus here, the Republicans would vote against Him, just so you understand.

[@debbiegross3136]

I love you, Stephen! Thank you for truly telling it like it is and being funny at the same time. I can’t imagine that’s easy!

[@julianmoretti7847]

You're learning CBS, you didn't break this into 50 videos.

[@spthibault]

Truth has been spoken!

[@whiskersnbeans]

My thoughts exactly.

[@Carewolf]

Well it advertised at least two CBS shows, so they probably thought it was good as it was.

[@hanamelinda8675]

No, but seriously Im not even american and I get the secondhand embarrassment from your president 😂

[@tommyl.dayandtherunaways820]

Each word he says is more embarrassing than the one before. Donald Trump isn't your president, and for that reason alone I envy you.

[@jdhoward1438]

OUCH

[@jdhoward1438]

That's a real burn. Hurts....but true...still hurts...

[@MrJonsonville5]

The last two years have been a frustrating hell for Americans. It's a tough thing to watch the Titanic sink from the inside and not be able to do a damn thing about it. I envy you Hana.

[@ellablooming40]

Tell me about it...I've known more about politics then I did my entire existence bc of this presidency. I get headaches and ridiculously laugh evrytym news hits!!

[@justhuman24]

Dumpf: A national dispenser of STD.

[@Gobsnachaz]

I just spent ten minutes reading about moths drinking tears because of this.

[@Jasonblade9012]

Now we know why the GOP is rushing the confirmation

[@bjornsantens9030]

So they can blackmail Kavanaugh and he votes everything they want?

[@georgeb.wolffsohn30]

It's the same strategy they used to pass their tax reform bill.

[@Jasonblade9012]

Bjorn Santens I don’t think they have to blackmail him.... they share the same views

[@Jasonblade9012]

alexdapostman why are you whining? And drops in rating? You wish!

[@NebbySpace]

About 10 years ago some creepy guy stalked me on the Dart train in Dallas. The first time he sat next to me on a crowded car, and proceeded to slam his body into mine with every bump in the track. I was slammed up against the window, it was certainly uncomfortable - but most crowded train rides are. The second time I saw him weeks later at the station I boarded on(glaring at me); I decided to take the next train and left the station (I was worried but used to men starring at me in public at this point). The third and last time I encountered him - it was a nearly empty train car. So many empty seats and he sat right next to me, blocking me against the window - again. He pushed the side of his body really hard against me like last time. But he was more bold and less witnesses were around. He took his hand and put it on my thigh. It happened so fast. Within 2 seconds his hand was at my crotch (wearing jeans). I grabbed his hand and said "what are you doing???" He stared blankly ahead and did not respond. I held the top of his hand tightly, away from my my leg for almost a whole minute before he decided to stop groping me and pulled his hand back into his own lap. My reaction was "wtf??", I laughed, shook my head, and stared out the window. I was in disbelief. I was scared. Not so scared that he would attack me there, but scared he would follow me to my apartment or something. I never saw him again. I thought about reporting him then, and I should have. But I didn't because I felt embarrassed, ashamed that it happened at all, and didn't want to be bothered filling out a report and talking to other people about it. I was 19 when that man touched me on a train. None of my family members know this event occurred; only internet strangers and a few former friends. I don't go out in public often; I have always been a recluse and introvert. I never went to HS/college parties. The first time I got drunk I was 21; celebrating alone in my apartment. And this bullsh!t still f*cking happened to me. Was it minor compared to what other women have gone through? YES. Had I been more socially active throughout my life I guarantee that I would have more sexual assault and harassment stories to share(or keep secret). I am tired of people not believing women when they say it happened. It happens. every. damn. day.

[@MsRoadtoRiches]

It wasn't minor and sorry it happened to you. I wish you could have stabbed his ass without retribution. I'm just praying Karma visited him.

[@MinersLoveGames]

We believe you. I'm sorry that happened. I wish we all lived in a better world.

[@kbidata]

None of that matters. Because of the fact that so many women have lied, and that there's *obvious* incentive to do so, and potential for significant loss regardless, Kavenaugh deserves (even if guilty) to be served with due process under his rights as an American Citizen. And by the way, I've had many similar incidents such as the one you describe happen to me. And I would never in my right mind believe it were the "right thing to do" to send a media circus after those people, with the full knowledge that they are guilty. You can't let your own experiences cause you to pressure our system into denying people the rights they deserve.

[@semi6544]

Shaun Kahler -- You say that it doesn't matter because many women have lied. Where did you get this fact from? From what I understand, less than 20% of accusations are false. There is only one famous false accusation that I can recall and that is related to the Duke Lacrosse scandal. I have done a bit of research. Every accusation deserves significant coverage. If they are willing to go to the point of prosecution, then those liars would also face enormous consequences. If you actually believe the accuser is lying then bring it to court and I'm sure that accuser would take back their statement and be proven a liar. Otherwise, these accusers have no reason to lie. I am not a female but have a conversation with your girlfriend, wife, or best girlfriends and you'd realize that these stories are common place and daily events.

[@semi6544]

Shaun Kahler -- First I didn't side with the accuser or the accused. Due process determines who is deemed to be right in the eyes of society. When, I said under 20% of the accusers are found to be making false accusations, that number isn't a made up statistic. Of course it is impossible to find out how many accusers are lying if their cases never go to court. 80% of accusers whose cases go to trial are found credible by a group of our peers. Senate democrats, the accusers, a majority of the media, and a minority of the Republican congress believe a thorough investigation is needed before making a judgment. I also believe a proper investigation is needed. You are the only person here just making a judgment based on your opinion and some deep seated hatred towards women.

[@OcarinaSapphr-]

Of course he does things other than watch tv... he plays golf.... & spends money

[@jeanmull4152]

And makes the worst decisions because he won’t listen to anybody, narcissist that he is. If, God forbid, not ousted in 2020, we are doomed. VOTE BLUE!!!!

[@ruthforan9791]

Steven Colbert I just want to let you know you're the best I love your show

[@kimjongfun5427]

Top 5 most harmful things to your brain: #5. Playing American football #4. Drinking lead contaminated water #3. Hitting your head with a hammer #2. Having a lobotomy #1. Watching Fox News or listening to Trump rambling

[@gregvondare]

Thank you KJF for your amazing, insightful view of American culture. One might add: going to public school in Texas.

[@sideboob4276]

#6 Having moonshine and meth as you're dinner of choice! This is a trumptard favorite.

[@gregvondare]

Michael Blodgett -- Hey wait. Actually, that sounds like, throw in a little sashimi, and it might be a world-class dinner after all!

[@sideboob4276]

@@gregvondare don't forget the roadkill stew!

[@bfg3890]

Be American.

[@l.langhorn4635]

Of course he doesn't know who she is... He wasn't aiming to know who she was, he was aiming to assault her, he was aiming to get his rocks off at these women's expense, and then toss them aside. Preditors don't always befriend their victims.

[@Ohne_Silikone]

No, I can only envision Putin laughing like hell over what he pulled on the American citizens...

[@13renabean]

Colbert was at the peak of his powers last night. Unbelievably great monologues!

[@irikthered]

Rena Hecht - Colbert’s an asshat. Did you hear Kavanaugh was sworn in today? You lost 😂🙃😜

[@alextrainor2552]

@@irikthered im entertained how you guys think corruption is funny.

[@irikthered]

You being triggered pleases me :) You're naive and obtuse statement also pleases me. You lost.

[@irikthered]

McEdu - that’s so witty! 😂

[@irikthered]

McEdu I believeI that👍🏼😂

[@ashleymistletoe]

he "excused me" the lady reporter before she even finished her question then acted like he's been interrupted ???

[@DrWhom]

That's his trick.

[@SuperKesler]

He cant be accused of avoiding a question if she doesn't finish asking it.

[@joannelindsay4977]

Wasn't that the most ignorant way to address a human?

[@kbidata]

She was probably just badgering the guy. Half the reporters in there aren't there to gather information. Honest information anyway. They're there to create footage like this because it sells to people like you better that way

[@TheRogueWolf]

Shaun Kahler "She was probably just badgering the guy." Nice assumption, bro. You're wrong, of course, completely and utterly wrong, but why let facts get in the way of denigrating the people you hate?

[@debbieebbiebobebbie]

Do you remember when smoking a joint in high school disqualified you from being the Scotus nominee? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

[@bluesteel8376]

Good thing those days are past. Now of course the pendulum has swung too far in the other direction.

[@docholliday4672]

The most underrated comment 😂😂 😂

[@zealman79]

If you're a Democrat nominee and so much as veered outside the rules of living outside of being a monk, eg a woman flashing her ankles because of a gust of wind catching her floor length Burka that would be enough to disqualify you from SCOTUS. For Republican nominees you can have coke fuelled quaalude popping gay sex orgies that take place on a church altar on a Sunday morning in front of terrified parishioners and the GOP senate would say "so what, doesn't EVERYBODY do this? Get a grip libs cos we're stacking the SC 9-0 BITCHES in perpetuity!!"

[@Chunkboi]

zealman79 actually the monastic ethics would get the Democrat disqualified anyway...”Oh, NOW you care about separation of church and state?”

[@alanfriesen9837]

Chunkboi, I know this is all in jest but I'm pretty sure we've gotten to the point that the fact that the President is a member of the other party pretty much disqualifies a SCOTUS nomination. Thanks Republicans.

[@vanimaduray5473]

Colbert killed it today! You can just feel his anger and I love love love it!

[@kitsey2]

Love to hate? wow

[@kitsey2]

@bb77077 who are you calling You people? your words make no sense. I am not accepting of the bullshit and the out right lies. Hey I have been humped by young guys and I don't remember who they where 35 years ago nor did it ruin my life. I got over it. When i was 30 I was tied up with my own phone cord by a guy who was ripping my clothes off and was very lucky to have broken away. In my own home. no one else was there. Do i dwell on it? no I got over it. It could have been worse. I could have been raped and this guy would have killed me. I am certain of it. I can't remember his name. I reported it to the police and they did nothing. There was no evidence because I WAS NOT RAPED. I remember one guy who humped me and was very interested in testing me to see if I would have sex with him. Should I ruin his life now after 40 years? He was a dumb young hormonal boy. Ford is a psychology professor. Yes mental health. She is smart enough to fool you. The man that did her polygraph test never mentioned Kavanaugh's name during the entire session. It wasn't him. It was someone else and this is how they passed her. No doubt it happened. Big doubt that it bothered her for the rest of her life. lol. How could she be teaching something that obviously didn't work on herself. If I was in her class, I would sue to get my money back! rofl That little girl act was appalling. 50 year old women do not act like that! She got over a million dollars to her fund me. it was an attempt to stop any one that Trump would pick. They are Using the Unaware compliant programmed citizens like you. They feed the sadistic side of people who are unable to notice when they are being used. Ford was used by the Order of the New World and put forth by this evil organization by it's many expendable pawns. Pawn are sacrificed all the time and must keep the secrets and help to try to stop Trump from bringing back the North American Dream of happiness and prosperity oh and don't forget the "Liberty for ALL" not just you. If you can't tell when people are trying too hard to spread lies and never look to see what is true will always be your problem. Not mine. Did your fake news tell you there where two men that came forward who remembered the incident and said it might have been them? no that was left out of court. Did Ford's X boy friend get to testify? nope. none of the people she named that would support her story as witnesses. They said it never happened and they where not there. None of them saw Kavanaugh at any of the parties Ford has attended. Yes ALL of them said that. Not one person would stick their necks out to lie for her. Not even her best friend who was 13 at the time and Ford said was at the party. Yes the one Ford testified she left there when she ran out of the house. (Wrong Party?) Go watch the whole thing and seriously tell me if you believe her. The judge didn't believe her! Are you smarter than a professional judge? Fords testimony was a written down and rehearsed. Poor little girl. Did you fall for it? too bad for you. I am glad you don't have any angry old girlfriends. Seems no one needs any evidence. Just take their word for it. Don't have any evidence to "Prove" it. They switched it around in people's minds that it is the defendants responsibility to Prove it is not so. (Did they trick you?) . Doesn't matter if they are innocent as long as people "THINK" the person is guilty. Head Games! rofl. The stuff they spew on shows like these come out with allegations of rumors started by unnamed sources and use the "Anything is Possible" theory then tell it in a way to make you "THINK" their words are proof. They never worry about having evidence. Damage is done by what they Make you think. They stop talking about it after it is debunked. But they never tell the audience that. Putting all these collective negative affirmations in your heads until you start to believe it. Why are you letting them trick you like this? You are just one of their minions. I don't laugh at stuff like this. It isn't funny. Once "People like Me" and gone, they will go after you. Be careful what you wish for. Those are the facts. Go check it yourself.

[@kitsey2]

they count on that you will love the anger and hate. That is what they are doing.

[@nexxusinteractivemediacorp5662]

Brilliant.

[@MLDeS100]

He's a judge, his character should be impeccable from the moment he learned to read not because that's a reasonable standard but because he represents the utmost of the court. Same as the damn president. Shit is ridiculous. It's not reasonable to expect someone to be a good person in high school but I'm sure we can find a judge who is to sit on that bench. Just as well they shouldn't be a felon. Ffs.

[@jessiepapabear4272]

It's not his past behavior that is disturbing it's if he is not be honest about it. It's OK to mess up but not OK to cover up. It's the Character of the man.

[@davidbeppler3032]

I would take a felon as long as they were not a untried rapist. The Felon has paid for his crimes. Kavanaugh did not.

[@Jabberwocky869]

Not being a rapist seems like a reasonable standard for any judge (or any decent human being).

[@regmunday8354]

That is just the kind of 'boys will be boys' nonsense which promotes criminal behaviour on campuses. Doesn't matter how old you are, it isn't a question of being "a good person" it is a matter of sexual assault, criminality, BREAKING THE LAW. And rich kids in highschool and universities should not be excused or ignored when laws are broken. We don't excuse kids who murder and we should never excuse kids who rape either.

[@hks2377]

Reg Munday Thank you! It’s NOT just the lying about it. It’s that it may have happened, at all. That kind of trauma destroys lives & even if it’s too late to punish it, it sure as hell shouldn’t be rewarded. I wouldn’t buy it for a second, if he did admit it & say sorry. The only way a sexually violent person can really take accountability is to turn themselves in. THAT would not only protect the rest of us, it would make the survivors of their attacks feel somewhat safer & would show an appropriate level of remorse!

[@unkleturpis9253]

Trump, giving a bad name to con artists everywhere.

[@DrWhom]

Real con artists are not obvious con artists.

[@hezekiahramirez6965]

Here's what's extra funny about that. I'm from Vegas and we hate Trump more than most. It has a Trump Tower here. We consider Trump a tacky conman. Think about that. The people of LAS VEGAS think Trump is too tacky and too crooked for us. Let that sink in.

[@unkleturpis9253]

@@hezekiahramirez6965 that is saying something. lol

[@miapdx503]

He's got orange people looking bad too yo!

[@fe5018]

@@hezekiahramirez6965 that's fantastic.

[@giacomokelley8716]

Thank you Stepehn and crew. You are doing a fantastic job of upholding Johns Legacy. Thank you.

[@tankersleyj390]

I love the two advertisments before you you can watch the content.

[@douglaspayne8588]

Yesterday, I sat there and watched what I could of Trump's freewheeling press conference, thinking all the while, "Wow. This really is the Twilight Zone." Then I realized that Trump was on a sugar high from what he probably perceived to be a day of "tough meetings" and "in-depth talks" with world leaders at the UN. "Boy, I'm finally one of them! They're listening to me. I must be good. No, I'm damn good. Now I'm gonna give a press conference while I'm on a roll!" Nope. UN leaders were probably listening to you for the same reason I was watching your press conference: just for the sheer, dark entertainment value. Like watching a car crash in slow motion. And this primate is driving the car.

[@danieldickson8591]

As President, Donald Trump is impossible to ignore. His actions and words have consequences for billions. The American voters handed the biggest bullhorn and highest soapbox in the world to an attention ho.

[@angusmullins511]

A very perceptive observation Op. trump is making a laughing stock of our nation.

[@Magnetron33]

Cue Rod Serling out of the shadows...Here you have a man, an intellecutually challenged man, This man has the fate of the world in his incapable hands. You have just walked into the Totally Fucked Zone! Either that or someone has been screwing with the LHC settings.

[@sherrymccrea5927]

@@angusmullins511 you should check out old episodes of English tv programs. And other country's has alienating a lot of county's and they laugh at him shame for the American public that sees the truth and are decent people

[@ronniebaker8323]

Cocaine

[@NewMessage]

The seal slapping a kayaker in the face with an octopus happened too.. so.. there's that.

[@Bimfirestarter]

I'm looking that up RIGHT now

[@AtlanticPicture]

thought you're kidding but *WOW* octopus slapped by a seal...

[@NewMessage]

Atlantic Picture And that seal meant it too... it was personal... you could tell.

[@AtlanticPicture]

New Message yep.. that kayaker did something in the past.. maybe paddle slapped the seal.. ??

[@tmseh]

Aventi has the seal as a client already I heard.

[@anyagetman8596]

July 1, 1982. All attendees were on the calendar, with drinking as the activity. The location was a townhouse with narrow stairs leading up to the bathroom and bedrooms, just as she described. We have everything pinned down.

[@joanhampshire9881]

Drumf doesnt like Me2 as it takes away the focus from "meeeeeeee"?

[@patriciax3677]

excellent Joan..... We need more of us w/ that wicked sense of humor to come out , come out and join the fight....

[@blastphantomgames6369]

Joan meet too is anything from touching a female (flirting) to a bad date so you can hold these fortune cookies

[@Shiznaft1]

"Not enough moths in the world to drink your tears," I wish I could like that more than once.

[@subjectivistJ]

I saw someone online somewhere say: "We need some kind of global 911: 'Help! There's a maniac in the house! Save our country!'" and I wished it were just a joke.... but we really do.

[@j7286]

There's a maniac in our house, and half of our family invited him in and are serving him cake and ice cream! Truly a horror movie!

[@georgeb.wolffsohn30]

@@j7286 sorry, it wasn't HALF of the family. Considering that only 35% voted, only about 17-20% invited him.

[@alexmipego]

Simple. Every possible American should stop paying taxes. Some of you can even cite religious causes, that tax money is funding 8 wars and bombing children buses. If people do it in mass, what are they going to do? Put 2 million people in prison and pay for it how...?

[@armedwombat6816]

The UN could be that one day... but you've heard Trump: "The UN is useless because it can't force countries to behave. On a totally different note: we refuse to do anything the UN wants us to do.". And to a lot of Americans these aren't contraditions.

[@FutureChaosTV]

@@alexmipego I bet they would! The prison industrial complex in the U.S. is very influencial.

[@brownsugar555hayes6]

LOVE, LOVE, LOVE YOU STEPHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@rockarollerify]

The UN General Assembly LAUGHED at Donald Trump!

[@OpinionsNoOneCaresAbout]

I feel like when Drumpf is talking, reporters should treat it like a bad comedy show and question everything he says like they're heckling him.

[@mickreaddin4979]

Is a "con job" setting up a fake university, and ripping off the students? Or using the money raised from your own charity to pay for your own legal bills etc?

[@divadoll606]

Yeah, it sounded like he was talking about himself, laughing about the con job he pulled to become president.

[@mattduplissey]

this never happened lmao

[@travisteachout2849]

Im sure Trump says thats fake news too

[@CoryMck]

Perrin Thompson "How are we going to prove guilt here?" We don't have to prove anything, we just wait for the truth, depending on how they conduct his hearing, it ight be thorough, that's all WE want. Justice. I assume that the accusers aren't lying and that they wouldn't comit purjury to sacrifice their own freedom. "one person's word versus another's. " 3 accusations by 3 people. "it won't be until women take action IMMEDIATELY after being assaulted, " They were teenagers, this was decades ago, some of those charges might not have even been charged as criminal back then. (Because of the police, ot the law.) There areother solutions that would stop the problem too though. But I agree with everything else you said.

[@lemaygaming6952]

@@mattduplissey Yes it did. Students were awarded $25 million and Trump himself admitted that he paid his legal fees through his charity. Screaming fake news doesn't change facts.

[@patriciamoore603]

"Not enough moths to drink your tears"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👍

[@Tommyoda]

2:16 • ”..ain't that a beach!” 🏖️

[@overlydramaticpanda]

If "we want nerds, dammit" doesn't become some kind of political rallying cry at some point, all hope will officially be lost.

[@ValerieJNorse]

Not even necessarily in politics! I'd settle for "We want nerds in the judiciary, dammit!"

[@overlydramaticpanda]

alexdapostman Okay, first I don't even know what you hoped to achieve by replying to me with this; second, I don't even know why you replied to me with this; third, citing sources is good; fourth, I'm sure there's plenty of pro-Trump youtube videos out there far more catered to your tastes. Don't waste time watching things you hate and making nonsensical inconsequential replies to comments on those videos. That sort of negativity gets you down really fast.

[@ilh8312]

Not if that nerd's Zuckerberg.

[@v8ali8]

Il H We want nerds, not a robot.

[@stormhawk4277]

Overly Dramatic Panda 10 bucks says he's a bot. Also the drop in ratings might have something to do with a bunch of season premieres and new shows coming out around this time of year. Context is your friend.

[@warpedjaffas1]

Is he seriously suggesting that he would pick a woman and make false allegations of sexual misconduct? Lunancy.

[@hks2377]

warpedjaffas1 Yep. Sicko😠

[@hks2377]

warpedjaffas1 Yep. Sicko😠

[@LuizAlexPhoenix]

Oh, he is just saying that he would find someone that has assaulted others, regardless of gender. He is just that much of an equal opportunity employer, he always find the best and the assaulter.

[@LisaLisa-rl3pm]

@@LuizAlexPhoenix link?

[@sheena3339]

Mr Colbert. You are the master of tragicomedy

[@411dify]

That was great!

[@ohyeah6729]

"Big Fat Con Job" and "I was saying things that nobody in the room even understood" sum up Trump's time in office perfectly.

[@fuckoffannoyingutube]

I've done some terrible things to women when I was a teenager, with and without alcohol, and I can remember all of it. it fills me with shame and was one of the driving forces behind my change towards becoming a better person. I don't hide it (well, I'm not too keen on indulging in the details) because it is an important part of my path. I don't think people would be as adamantly against his nominations if he'd be honest about the allegations and his behaviour, and if the people could see the change from then to now. People make mistakes, people do horrible things. but people can change. first step is admitting to it. Alas, it seems Kavanaugh has never admitted to any wrongdoings. he is a "virgin saint" by his own admittance. yet, there is no saint without sinning.

[@nataschavisser573]

I agree. People love a good redemption story.

[@melindadoll2832]

That's the thing. I don't think allegations from high school and college are necessarily disqualifying, because everyone makes mistakes, and people can change and deserve a chance to do so. But the way he's responded to all of this shows a complete lack of remorse. He clearly has no qualms about lying to the American people and engaging in cover-ups if it means obtaining more power. Someone like that should not be a Supreme Court Justice.

[@Poemi10304]

That’s why Trump loves him, duh!!! 😅

[@Chunkboi]

It wasn’t one offense followed by a life-changing turnaround...it was several offenses with no repentance whatsoever.

[@jeffs6090]

Exactly! To all on here. No one is perfect, and many people did things they regret when they were younger. It's a part of growing up and learning how to adult (yes, I used that as a verb). But as one learns and grows up, they hopefully become a better person and can admit their wrongdoings and show where and how they have changed. This is where Kavanaugh, drumpf, and the rest of the republicons get it wrong. I'd be fine (on some level) if he would admit to the charges and show how over the last 30 some years he's been completely different. They shoot themselves in the foot when all they ever do is deny and say "I don't know who that is", "I was never there", "she's lying", etc.

[@ChristosBassCovers]

Love the ad spots

[@johnnyfantaztic9279]

OMG!!!! SOOOOO GREAT!!!

[@techheaven8132]

Hi.... I’m Donald J Trump.... the J stands for genius

[@zealman79]

I lol'd in public

[@legna0421]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 omg im on the floor lauging so much thank you thank you ....

[@BrytheP]

XD A-HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@mattduplissey]

legna0421 no ur not. just stop.

[@mattduplissey]

Don Mazar genius IQ is 140. he has 156. so yes, i get youre joke but it would be right. he is a genius.

[@ashleydavies6566]

Funny segment, but also depressing. This constant circus is exhausting

[@asuraazoth7137]

Liberals are the dumbest people on earth.

[@nahor88]

Asura Azoth Wrong, both sides are equally stupid. There is NOTHING funny about sexual assault, on men or women. What women need to keep in mind in all this is that it goes both ways. Exploitation knows no sex or gender. Women will feel empowered to falsely accuse men of sexual assault, which hurts both the men being accused, AND the women who have ACTUALLY been assaulted. I think women need to be bringing those specific women to attention just as much as the men doing the assaulting. They're just as much of a criminal.

[@asuraazoth7137]

@@ElroyMcDuff You're an idiot.

[@mikegagne3263]

@@asuraazoth7137 Ad hominem arguments are the first and last refuge of the logically deprived.

[@asuraazoth7137]

@@mikegagne3263 Actually it's not. It's a statement of fact.

[@Mr.Stizblee]

Colonel Mustard is the best Clue character.

[@elssjoo]

this is so good 😂

[@hanamelinda8675]

HUMAN STRUGGLING TO UNDERSTAND HIS SPEECH

[@gregvondare]

...and snuggling.

[@apksand9307]

That moth is like Trump. Sucking the tears of the suffering

[@ferox965]

I see it more like gathering up tears and drinking them in Martini glasses at country clubs with all of these cretins.

[@tylerkeller8869]

I'm laughing like hell

[@ajpaioff]

Always good to hear what the Siberian Candidate is up to. Thank you, Steven Colbert and team for helping us laugh about the craziness. Too disturbing otherwise.

[@mattn6936]

On a side note- I really appreciate the full monologue clips rather than segments. I don't own a TV so it's nice to be able to watch the show as uninterrupted as possible. Thank you

[@scoutmoran765]

I really can’t fathom how anyone can watch Trump in this video and think he sounds competent 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@marinaproger2324]

Coz freedom?...dunno.. the guy can barely speak. My ten year old had better grasp of English language than the president of USA.

[@peggykell]

Marina Proger My 4-yr-old grandson has a better grasp of the English language!

[@clickaccept]

I very much enjoyed watching Trump's press conference, and his handling of world affairs isn't just competent, it not even simply strong. It is strikingly innovative. He has a diplomatic intuition which is quite brilliant.

[@trnharris]

Scout Moran *Any* video. He is simply disgraceful

[@danieldickson8591]

Well, people see and hear what they want to. But their choice of information source often helps perpetuate their perception. If you cut up Trump's remarks into sound bites, and build a context and rationalization around them, you can give the impression Trump is coherent and competent.

[@MichaelBerthelsen]

Best integration of ads and synergy ever!😂😂😂

[@VioletRoseReiki]

Love you Stephen!!!!

[@andrewtaylor6985]

The socio-political wound is festering. Will the USA survive? If it does, what condition will it be in afterward? I find your situation to be incredible, my friends in the USA. I never imagined your country would be this way in 2018. It is pitiful, worrying, and ludicrously satirical. Is this a dream? No, it's a nightmare and I want to wake up.

[@georgeb.wolffsohn30]

It's going to be several decades of work to fix what Trump has already destroyed. More if the GOP manages to hold on. When the government is finally back to a more balanced distribution of politicians. The GOP, in particular those of the GOP who aided abd abetted Trump should face sone stern consequences for their unconstitutional behavior during this administration. Lock em up 🇺🇸

[@Poemi10304]

You’re telling me! I wish my family members would open their eyes to the reality of this scumbag being in office. They think he does a good job and is being attacked unfairly! My dad told me I that I’m only looking at one side of things and it’s not accurate. I said the same thing right back to him. He’s going to tell me that he and mom are unbiased, when, as he said himself, they watch 4 different conservative news shows??? That’s just Fox News emulating North Korean news x 4!!!! 🙄🙄🙄

[@kbidata]

I'm about 3 hours out from Canada at the moment. The fact is that the left is more bad than the right is good at the moment, and for the foreseeable future. We are a lopsided Titanic on it's way under, and the world is about to watch it happen. Things will get really messed up if blue party ever gets back into power, we will explode like a toxic Jabba the Hutt before it's all over. Trump was literally just the only rhetorical weapon the right had against an increasingly illogical and emotional left wing who believed it was okay to remove the rights of others. Highly corrupt

[@katiekane5247]

If you were going to court & before starting the judge said "trial ends Thursday, sentencing is on Friday", would you expect fairness? Calling it a hearing is disingenuous.

[@tommyt1971]

“Gentlemen... and I use that term inaccurately...”

[@sayuriwillis5984]

THANK YOU! BABE, THANK 👏 YOU 👏! I am so glad this man of power is using his voice and ranking to address the dark and implore change, it brings me great solace

[@ebybeehoney]

The difference between Dems and GOP is that the Dems have learned that this aggressive behavior isn't allowed. The Dems got rid of Al Franken. The Dems condemn the wrong doers, the GOP exalts them; protects them

[@theflyingotis3797]

I think they just don't like the idea of believing women just cuz they accuse someone. And at a very very convenient time. You ever notice how these things always seem to come out right before a vote or election?

[@ebybeehoney]

TheFlyingOtis - I honestly don't care when they came out. To me, there is just the moment when they are mentally and emotionally able to do so. It's just as likely that children don't have the courage after being victimized to come forward and then only find courage later as adults. How would you like to wake up and find out that your attacker would be determining legal issues that will effect your life? Maybe you would try to stop that from happening as the point comes closer and closer to home?

[@mattduplissey]

identity politic generalizations. nice one bud

[@Dragonk116]

That's not really helping the Dems ultimately though

[@rubenfoster7196]

Yet Bill and Hillary. Oh the hypocrisy

[@gypsieladie]

Listen to that beautiful Freudian slip where be nearly says you could be accused and "you might know..." then changes it to "might not know what".#USPieceOfShhhhUSPOS

[@ErikaWelindt-cs6uz]

Donny, nobody ever in the last 40 years made me laugh so hard than you. Thank you

[@newmanj8690]

Well I can't understand what a toddler says when they've dropped their ice cream; that what you're getting at?

[@jlhenderson2]

Trump has the dubious honor of being the first US special needs president.

[@billgrandone3552]

Who was banned from riding on the short bus because he couldn't keep his hands to himself. Never grope the bus driver when she is trying to pass a Yugo Donnie. Do you know you could have caused a war.?

[@bjornsantens9030]

😂😂🤣🤣 it's true

[@g.moeller308]

Well... Ronnie was in early stage dementia

[@georgeb.wolffsohn30]

@@g.moeller308 nit dementia, Alzheimer's.

[@hks2377]

No. Don’t lump him in with special needs people, please. They don’t deserve to be associated with his scumbagery.

[@Kristine_202]

“Mr. President - What would you like as your backdrop?” Trump - “Flags! More flags! Lots of flags! A sea of flags!”

[@TheRogueWolf]

"Obama never had as many flags as I do!"

[@JelleHanssens]

This Jim Kwik guy makes the best advertisements

[@quirkyquips9915]

If Kavanaugh is up for a lifetime appointment of the Supreme Court, shouldn't HIS lifetime be deeply vetted?

[@seriesjunkie0074]

Brett "Rapist" Kavanaugh would DEMAND an FBI investigation, if he wasn't a lying sexual predator! *Innocent people DON'T FEAR investigations! But guilty people like Trump or Kavanaugh do!* #creepykavanaugh

[@firasbouhamdan9917]

If someone accused you wrongfully of doing something, would you demand an investigation into yourself ?:)

[@AzieltheLiar]

Yup. Easiest way to get clear of a false charge.

[@terridd6265]

HE SHOULD LEGALLY BE FORCED TO CHANGE HIS NAME TO JUST THAT! GOOD JOB! 😉😁😂😂🤣🤣

[@pkoblenz4368]

@@firasbouhamdan9917 don't be an idiot. You don't understand English? You don't know the meaning of the word "investigation", you moron? How the hell you came to the conclusion that this corrupt judge is being "falsely" accused? HOW?

[@Recken1]

Kavanaugh is INNOCENT. NO ONE corroborated Fords claims. They are baseless.

[@victorhawkins3461]

God -- and currently his/her existence IS in doubt -- love you, Stephen Colbert! When a freakin' comedian (and a damn good one at that!) makes FAR more sense than "the leader of the free world" we need to be paying attention! Well played, sir!

[@tes-uu9sf]

The Oracle

[@bobbygronert5841]

"Where to go......other than to ask questions."

[@ruthforan9791]

I love you Steven Colbert I'm interesting and happy to watch your show