Trump’s “Special Master” Halts Stolen Docs Investigation & The U.K. Gets New PM | The Daily Show

A judge grants Donald Trump’s request for a “special master” in the Mar-a-Lago case, the U.K. has a new conservative prime minister, Amazon’s “Lord of the Rings” casting causes a stir, Omicron-specific booster shots are approved by the FDA, record heat waves hit California, and North Korea sells rockets to Russia. #DailyShow #Comedy #TrevorNoah
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[@vaporman442]

If any other human on the planet was caught with those empty folders, they would be in Guantanamo until every last document was recovered.

[@techguy9023]

He needs a special master of cell block 6e to tell him to clean the toilets again and again

[@berenisemendez5223]

I wish they would put him there.

[@fairyprincess911]

Reality Winner

[@AmaltheaVimes]

Exactly. Or pretty much anything this crook has done. Any of us would never see freedom again. Immediately.

[@philcavallini9657]

Yup and that phone call u get? Better get a phone card! 😆

[@annoyed3111]

There’s so much corruption in this country it’s truly sickening

[@AndroidSpirit]

Pun intended?

[@couragekarnga8735]

At least it's on full display now. Donald brought all the nuts out of the woodwork.

[@lawrup]

First

[@pietrojenkins6901]

it Couldn't be worse than 3rd world corruption .

[@johnpauljones9310]

@@couragekarnga8735 Especially the nuts at the FBI. They've been caught lying to the FISA Court to get an illegal warrant, caught leaking evidence to the newspapers to attack him, and now top FBI officials have been exposed as protecting Hunter Biden during the 2020 election cycle.

[@mikaelamilazzo5070]

If any regular citizen didn’t pay their taxes, had stolen top secret files, and acted the way he has- would be in prison for the rest of their lives. What a great precedent we’re setting.

[@lavindir17]

He paid his taxes. He overpaid in a previous year thats why he didnt have to pay any or as much the next year. He was president. He could declassify any of the docs he wanted. This is another nothing burger. Smh

[@bradenjamora]

yeah but he's rich so

[@scottday2016]

Not true. We stole these documents we would be strapped to a chair in a basement in Cuba getting water boarded tell we told every secret we ever had. That’s what would happen

[@MrGantron414]

Hillary did the same thing and kept all that data on a server in her home. Double standard much?

[@mikaelamilazzo5070]

@@bradenjamora yep so unfortunately nothing will happen 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@tweetiddleydum]

So how do we get a "special master" to judge that judge? It's endless the sad state of the legal "system"

[@Thegenesis757]

Our legal system is flawed because of the people with the power to circumvent its purpose or intent. These people are the very people that create and execute our laws at the state and federal level. They want to convince us that it’s raining when they’re actually urinating on our legs when they use words like nationalism and patriotism. Yet, they attempt to vilify those of us that believe in Americanism. I hope Trump is indicted, tried, found guilty and sentenced to spend the rest of his sorry life in federal prison at Ft Leavenworth.

[@factford]

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[@staffiattoariariacuriri1729]

Why is this toddler trapped in a 78 yrs old creepy old man's body always gets away with everything?

[@spir5102]

Rich white man.

[@scorpnov13]

76 ?

[@12HitCombo]

Rich and white: its a powerful combination.

[@c.a.savage5689]

Maybe because a third of the country thinks he's the Second Coming?

[@adamserafini6945]

He has Putin's money buying off American traitors to get his way

[@koreydevine7766]

Old rich guy gets what he wants from our Criminal Justice System. Shocking....

[@targetseeker]

What rich guy keeps doing crowd funding for everything he does?

[@bazzfromthebackground3696]

@@targetseeker just because he gets other people to pay doesn't mean he isn't rich.

[@rudeboyjohn3483]

@@targetseeker Dude...that's like the singular pillar of capitalism. Only rich get money, and get the poor to make money

[@orlaspring363]

old rich WHITE guy

[@HungryLoki]

@@targetseeker The only type of rich person there is, the one that knows that in order to stay rich, you use other people's money to reach your goals, certainly not your own.

[@lmzaadi]

I’d rather have leaders resigning over scandals than just trying to take over the country and not concede 👀

[@dannykumite]

That's the most British thing I've heard

[@o07chexican46]

That first lord of the rings joke made me spit my energy drink out, never change Noah 😆

[@britneyisallyouneedtoknow2406]

Trevor is honestly one of the highlights of humanity. He's funny and all that but then he's also open minded and considerate in a time when it's so hard to be that (at least for me). He really and truly makes me smile on days when I desperately need it and for that I am so grateful to him and this platform.

[@sniffiejoe9370]

what get me you people know the dems all had slaves and they are all the KKK and the Dems made the jim crow laws and the dems killed dr king and joe Biden voted on the 3 strike law to lock black people of color and you still vote for a man that has destroyed the black community your fools

[@Woffar]

Come on funny is very an opinion but you can not lie and say he is open minded.

[@MH-il1lk]

Open minded for the Left.

[@REALACCOUNTABILITY]

@@Woffar where is his close-mindedness at? If your talking about Trump, then he just can't stand people that lie constantly, sold our secrets to the Saudis, GAVE our secrets to the Russians, and still, to this day, is trying to destroy our system of democracy. So, if that's what your referring to, then that's just logic, not close-mindedness

[@gwenmarcus3389]

I agree.

[@TCB2023.]

"The J is for January 6th" Pure Gold

[@6gorks]

@Bob Newton pay attention. Trump's middle initial (John). Noah was making a joke here.

[@texasflower1212]

@@6gorks Loved your response…he has been doing it for years! He always replaces the “J” with something funny!😂

[@6gorks]

@Bob Newton @Bob Newton no worries Bob...I totally get it. If I imbibed I'd probably be hammered too given this ongoing clusterfck.

[@factford]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qmnbeWN5nLeKr80 ...

[@Patrik1st]

I love how the crowd cheered for Ronnie and then he reminded them just who he is🤣

[@patrickthompson9719]

Every single joke was a hit! Had to re-watch the whole episode because it passed so quickly.

[@Hooyahfish]

If I ever get arrested I’m asking for a special master.

[@loturzelrestaurant]

Main-Issues with the Democratic Party: -Obsessed with Compromises -Right-Wing by World-Standdart (yeah) -Rachet Effect -The intense Stuff explored in "Back to Normal With Biden's Cabinet", a video by 'Some MOre News'. C'mon, watch at least Minute 20-30!

[@marvinmartin4692]

Same here!

[@michellem4287]

And I want to pick my own Judge.

[@vicariawilliams6585]

Wys

[@janetarbuckle1831]

Hello

[@altonlynch5464]

The judge needs to be arrested for obstruction of Justice.

[@ellzgoespro6568]

I'm sure some other Trumper judge would overrule the ruling.

[@le4085]

MG needs to indict 45's lawyers for signing off that all documents were turned over to FBI in June . Seizure of 30 more boxes in August is evidence they committed obstruction.

[@12HitCombo]

No no no stop! That's how Trump supporters think, don't stoop to their level. Just because we don't like a judges ruling doesnt make them a criminal, christ....

[@crclashers2391]

Even though it was well in the jurisdiction of the judge to do so?

[@ozjohn8657]

@@12HitCombo actually that’s exactly how you people think.

[@guillo06gaming89]

This is crazy they need a master to check to see whats in those files, if it was one of us we would be doing life in prison the minute they found something like that in our possession🤦🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

[@P71ScrewHead]

Hitlery did worse n yet the Feds refused to lock her up cuz they wanted her to be president..

[@guillo06gaming89]

@@P71ScrewHead i can careless about her too she is a top dog nothing will happen im talking about us down here🤣🤦🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

[@P71ScrewHead]

@@guillo06gaming89 Oh ok, yes I agree, our whole life would be ended.. The Feds are the real problem in this nation.. Especially the CIA..

[@benrichards9541]

Apparently the FBI can’t read, Trump’s house raided for documents he had for 2 years… HA Months later and still nothing… again 👏🏻👌🏻👍🏻. These “news” Networks need to stay on Trump’s D for TV ratings, I hope their viewers realize one day. It’s embarrassing. Left and right political views need to sort out what’s important.

[@jifeak]

As a Brit, I loved the Liz Truss segment. You're silly, Trev!!!

[@ramireznoy]

- Who has ever seen a black elf? - The real question is: Who has ever seen any elf?

[@AskMississippiAskMississippi]

“My political ideal is democracy. Let every person be respected as an individual and no person be idolized.” -Dr. Albert Einstein, 1930

[@rogelioguerra1754]

The irony lol 🫠

[@01010010r]

Wish we had anything resembling that lol

[@ellzgoespro6568]

"Now you know why he built that bomb!" Rita, 2006 "Idiocracy"

[@crspy1075]

I like how you dont even realize the irony in this LOL

[@jakehix8132]

@@crspy1075 I like how you don't even realize a quote isn't idolizing LOL

[@smart5999]

That prime minister joke aged like a fine wine

[@Humongous420]

Fun facts the judge that approved the special master was actually a judge approved by Donald J Trump and she is completely unqualified for her job

[@jeffryphillipsburns]

She also has no jurisdiction. Trump shopped for her.

[@LunarSault23]

Yep. Apparently the only prerequisite to work for Trump is to not have any exp

[@12HitCombo]

@@LunarSault23 Thats not entirely accurate. The only actual qualification required is loyalty. She just showed she has it.

[@jus7040]

@@12HitCombo a judges only required qualification should not only be loyalty, but knowledge of the laws and the reality, but also enough social competence for not nitpickingly destroying peoples lifes for things like parking tickets or broken tail lights.

[@dextermorgan4686]

I'm shocked, SHOCKED! Well, not that shocked.

[@carolynlogan8011]

Just love Trevor. His honesty is what's so funny. He don't miss a beat.

[@slevinchannel7589]

Just like Cody Johnston.

[@mountcomfort740]

a great replacement for Stewart

[@iyeetpaste3797]

I'm a huge fan of John Stewart for a multitude of reasons, and _really_ wish he'd run for office. When Trevor took over he had some big shoes to fill, and to begin with, I was pretty "meh" in regards to him. But as times gone on he's gotten much more comfortable in the role and made the show uniquely his. Now I look forward to watching every episode.

[@marcpeterson1092]

But I don't like Ronny Chieng. Not funny very often.

[@iyeetpaste3797]

@@marcpeterson1092 Yeah. I agree. I typically turn it off when he's introduced.

[@edwardsinger7644]

"And the J is for January 6th" Trevor has finally outshined Weezy F. Baby with that one.

[@odora_allan]

Ronnie cheng with his slightly aggressive energy 😂🔥🔥

[@Delia252]

Just when you think he finally might get charged/ convicted, another one of his puppets pops up.... absolutely sickening.

[@marierocher4422]

It’s called fanatisme.

[@techguy9023]

He needs a special master in cell block 6d. Clean those toilets again !

[@cryptoram4203]

thats how we felt about Hilary. Lock Her Up 2024

[@truth9133]

@@cryptoram4203 TRAITOR trump loathes his cult followers and yet they worship him 🤮

[@chrisbarry9345]

@@cryptoram4203 but she stood up like an adult and sat and took questions hour after hour

[@Leonaza7]

This is a full-blown national security crisis quickly on its way to worst-case scenario. What are the current Vegas odds he already sold or gave away at least some of the info?

[@couragekarnga8735]

I shudder to think which of our enemies has what! Please, please vote!

[@tyedyeguy69]

3-1

[@sessahmaru]

48 folders.........of info!!! GONE!!!

[@Dmagick2010]

Gave it to Melania to sell to Russia

[@MajorHenryL.]

Amazing! Liberals circled the wagon when Hillary (who I voted for in 2016) destroyed her server and then Joe TaliBiden buries the Hunter Biden story. Then, this witch hunt continues against Trump? Im a right winger, but if liberals were being targeted like this by Republicans I would be equally furious.

[@P.G.1966]

Isn't it great to have friends in high places...to help you out of your criminal activities/ charges???

[@AndrewFinney]

Love it! Your approach is inspirational! I'd love to be a #realestate segment for you. Could be tons of fun! Anyhow... Keep up the amazing content 🤩🤩🤩

[@wiskasIO]

Clearly an innocent man that always has to block any legal procedures against him in the most shady way possible.

[@adamserafini6945]

They can invite him for questioning under oath of why he had them and lied to the FBI !Being an X president that should not be a problem if his image is that important to him. He SHOULD VOLENTARILY DO IT if he is so innocent of any crimes

[@couragekarnga8735]

It's like throwing your wife out for asking to see your phone!

[@miguelservetus9534]

Even the devil deserves the full protection of the law.

[@andrasbiro3007]

@@miguelservetus9534 But it seems like only devils get it. You think you'd get similar treatment if the FBI found top secret documents in your closet?

[@sueblood7793]

Hunter's FBI

[@sydneywebbe7737]

"The J stands for January 6th.". 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@oldmanfromoc7684]

J stands for Jailbird!

[@gringa978]

Killed me

[@sophiarichard2101]

How are you doing?

[@benwasserman8223]

Wow, Trevor’s Prime Minister joke was unbelievably prophetic.

[@georginaabbeyodoi204]

Yes, I was here to say just that! 😂😂

[@GregFirstTheRational]

Here one month later: Truss has just resigned exactly as predicted by Trevor lol. I'm confused, bc I would have expected this from The Simpsons.

[@sessahmaru]

NOTHING about this situation is at ALL funny. The former president should've been questioned months ago............. THIS WHOLE THING STINKS!!!!! 🥺

[@ggjohnson5754]

He's been in talks for over a year!

[@c.a.savage5689]

@@ggjohnson5754 the "talks" seem to consist of the National Archives asking for their papers back for the last 18 months and Trump either: 1) ignoring them 2) giving some of them back and 3) lying about the existence of additional papers. Which brings us to August 8. It ain't over til it's over.

[@AbidingDude420]

He should be on trial for his January 6th attacks.

[@temitopeej8407]

Special masters are generally used in civil cases to conduct proceedings and report back to the court. And they are generally retired judges and the like. The problem here is that they will need to be read in to review some of these highly classified documents. And that will take some time. Also, both parties have to agree on the person to be appointed. That may be challenging here.

[@katsong3302]

Mostly used for materials taken from lawyers.

[@maskedmarvyl4774]

That's the point. To delay it as long as possible.

[@adamserafini6945]

@@maskedmarvyl4774 Delay what the obstruction. They have enough on him for an arrest.

[@mellie4174]

The real problem is that there is no legal precedent for this and doing it now means that every criminal can have a special master which costs hugely in time and money thanks to trump's rigged system yet again. I imagine the judge he appointed which gave him one will make sure the master is a trump thumper as well so that he has the best chance of getting all the evidence against him removed from government possession. Yay for the impartial American justice system.

[@loturzelrestaurant]

@@satorarepo744 Main-Issues with the Democratic Party: -Obsessed with Compromises -Right-Wing by World-Standdart (yeah) -Rachet Effect -The intense Stuff explored in "Back to Normal With Biden's Cabinet", a video by 'Some MOre News'. C'mon, watch at least Minute 20-30!

[@ogunsakinoluwasegun5360]

Trevor you guilty of making us laff 😂🤣when we should be crying 😭😭 for our country ❤💜👍🏾💪🏾👏🏾.

[@nfrancis47]

I love the rop bit, lol.

[@peterbathum2775]

That judge needs to be prosecuted for obstructing a Treason investigation.

[@cpuram8883]

He is doing a wonderful job

[@danmatthews5364]

Why

[@darkdan3379]

@@danmatthews5364 she has been paid off?

[@cryptoram4203]

wow throw out every judge until you get one to do what you want, Its the american way after all

[@danmatthews5364]

Explain why

[@mattsmith4589]

Finally Trevor is back 😭 it gets to a point we don't want you to go on vacation 🤣

[@johnnyvulture6793]

bro, i also been thinking where is Trevor

[@anticharlatan5823]

Late night hosts SHOULD NOT take vacations at the same time!

[@henrymccoy7171]

@ellen - Just to warn everyone: *"ellen" (or whichever fake name they're using this week) is a spammer. "Last fight" and "It's here finally" just take you to their failed foreign-language travelogue, desperately trying yo increase views*. PLEASE *just report them.* Eventually KZbin will ban all of their shadow accounts and we'll be rid of them.

[@garrettjvb]

It was 117 degrees yesterday in Sacramento California, where I live. Crazy!

[@sieversen1235]

Buying weapons from North Korea is the real life equivalent of getting your guns from Emmet in GTA San Andreas.

[@blizz2748]

I'm still baffled by how many protect trump. Like seriously. He's admitted to multi page documents of crimes and people still defend him

[@loreanjenkins3777]

I know it is sickening

[@adamserafini6945]

Why don't they get him under oath for being a X=president for an interview .He should have nothing to hide to clear up matters rather then risking our national security with a master and all the delays that it will involve risking national security even more.

[@LunarSault23]

He knew how to pander to the crowd. Hence a cult of morons following the master of morons. It also baffles me how they donate large amounts of money to him believing he's innocent

[@teenytinytoons]

To own the libs.

[@cliffishot2def]

He's not black.

[@Wymorence]

Have to love how Junior thinks going on Twitter and claiming the FBI is "now acknowledging the folders were empty" is somehow a great defense.

[@tonygrowley5275]

The nut didn't fall far from the tree...

[@thepalerider9635]

All the Coke and that crazy girlfriend of his really fried what little mind he had

[@melissaorellana6951]

It isn’t a defense- just makes it worse and he ignores how many weren’t empty…

[@HungryLoki]

Junior isn't very bright, he thinks it means his father only stole the containers, he's too dumb to realise it might mean his father stole the contents.

[@henrymccoy7171]

@Mot Goaiu - Attention, Readers! *Bon Goaie/Mot Goai/Gelas Peach Chanel (or whatever alias they're using) is just SPAMMING people with better content* that they have - which is *everybody.* "Last fight" just takes you to their *failing foreign-language travel site* - boring. *HARD PASS.* I recommend *reporting them* - it's easy, and takes 30 seconds at most. *THANK YOU.*

[@BxCortez2050]

the law and order references were gold .. this is exactly where my degrees come from

[@ioiwut4874]

8:45 okay but that gateway arc/lantern is actually gorgeous. not too flashy but regal still. kudos whoever designed it

[@todd8155]

Wow, in Britain if the leader of a political party is embroiled in scandals they make them resign. Could you imagine the Republican party asking Donald Trump to resign?

[@msrutabega7277]

I think if that were the case here alot of the GOP would have to resign.

[@chelton87]

Biden is a senile criminal think the Dems will ask him to step down?

[@annemosbergen3951]

Rep Party afraid of asking Don to resign. When cornered, he goes to violence. Don potentially can unleash an armed mob larger than Jan 6 - to rampage across our country. Politicians in peril. Ordinary people in cross-hairs, etc. Some law enforcement, first responders, etc, are Don's supporters - untrustworthy. Easy to Mount a Tiger, Hard to Get Off.

[@factford]

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[@RandomGameCritic]

Things that I learned during the Trump administration: "Impeachment" and "removal from office" are two separate things. Faithless electors are somehow a thing that exists. Special masters are also a thing that apparently exists.

[@kazemizu]

That last one is post administration, though

[@AnnaMorimoto]

@@kazemizu Unless... RandomGameCritic somehow learned about the last one way before the rest of us did? Or they're a secret time traveler.

[@erikrogers8214]

Well you should have learned that during Clinton,if you were around then

[@AnnaMorimoto]

@@erikrogers8214 I wasn't around during Clinton's administration and I'm still not around for Biden's. I'm not from the U.S. and the only reason I care about the American justice system at all is because of entertainment media like Law & Order or The Daily Show With Trevor Noah. Otherwise, I'd much rather spend my time keeping up to date on current issues in my own country.

[@nobody8328]

@@erikrogers8214 hello, fellow old 🙂 Most of the folks watching TDS on youtube are, in fact, not old enough to remember the Clinton's presidency.

[@joe83c]

"A paper shredder on top of a toilet" classic

[@Random-Draw-Time]

I swear Trevor Noah is inventing a new segment every other episode and it's keeping the graphics team employed.

[@godknowsscott8771]

I dnt know how, but these shows always get me Goin, no stress, no drama, I forget about all my woes and I just want to be seeing something new everyday😂

[@loturzelrestaurant]

Survey-Question: How aware are you that Democrats are Right-Wing by World-Standart?

[@rcbutera8071]

You should have had the same passion about completing the third grade!

[@factford]

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[@infinity_best129]

I don't care what ever Trevor Is talking about I just love watching him

[@couragekarnga8735]

He can make almost everything funny!

[@miakiser3210]

U Read My Mine!Cheers🙏❤❤❤❤❤

[@sarfuzzaman6912]

@@miakiser3210 7

[@pietrojenkins6901]

That's Trump-like though.

[@miakiser3210]

7❓ Did I say something wrong?I don't kno what u mean 7? I'm sorry,I commented light❤..🙏

[@YourRealDaddy]

Why do they need a "Special Master" if Trump declassified the documents as he said?

[@stephaniesmith4626]

A special master is not unheard of in criminal cases especially involving high profile people, I honestly see nothing untoward about this, unless they appoint someone shady, then we call complain.

[@mlggamer5296]

The fact That he's like "who spends all this time on this Olivia Wilde and Harry styles drama" and then the camera pans to him and zooms in 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 physical comedy through the camera is always the best type

[@sisterseverus]

I get that it's a joke, but Ronny saying the Spock is the closest thing to an Asian in Star Trek, when Sulu is RIGHT there

[@EebstertheGreat]

Oh my

[@marick791]

I think Ronny is talking about ST-Strange New Worlds, he probably hasnt watched the original series!

[@EebstertheGreat]

@@marick791 In SNW, La'an Noonien-Singh is a lead role played by Chinese-English actress Christina Chong, T'Pring is a smaller but still important role played by Punjabi-Canadian actress Gia Sandhu, and Kyle (who was white in TOS) is played by Korean-Canadian actor André Dae Kim. So it still doesn't make sense.

[@divinediva_]

I mean right there! 😂

[@victorramirez2891]

Why a special master? The crime was that he took confidential files home after leaving the White House and lying about it. How is this not obviously a crime?

[@sophiarichard2101]

How are you doing Victor?

[@vortexkd]

Regarding lord of the rings, I think it would have been a lot cooler if the show had explored the existing and very underdeveloped black societies (harad) rather than they way they’ve chosen to handle diversity in the show.

[@cfwin1776]

Vladimir Putin is already Donald Trump’s special master.

[@Echo81Rumple83]

That's who I was thinking of in regards to the video's title, b/c idek WHAT a special master DOES...

[@NipponAsahi]

*his boyfriend

[@marvinmartin4692]

We all know that’s where the contents of the empty folders went to! Vlad is happy!

[@OneAdam12Adam]

AMEN

[@ErLeuchten]

nahh, wlad declined to be his special master this time. but saudi prince offered to be his deputy :)

[@fazebrown9442]

I really do believe, if the founding fathers were alive and in office today, Trump would've never made it alive to a TV or microphone. Trump is hoping to let the midterms be his GET OUT OF JAIL CARD...

[@sophiarichard2101]

How are you doing?

[@locadisa]

Well finally someone realizes that Trump is not a dumb man. He's not altogether an idiot. He's a con mam who will take his chances on anything. Yep... he's is banking that the midterm numbers will help his cause. Perhaps his decision to run again.

[@cusman]

1:05 Putin getting haircuts from N. Korea is hilarious.

[@rosariomartinez820]

Trevor Noha for president! This is our Zelenski. Comedians are smart, creative and human.

[@drofmah3836]

So this one judge has jurisdiction over everyone all across the nation to let trump have a master and no other can change this decision? Now that's what I call real power in America

[@jrsushimaster3]

Power truly does lie in the hands of the people /s

[@michellem4287]

Just like the 45 Judge who said mask and vax mandates illegal overriding the CDC and endangering public health. Obviously, Presidents are NOT the most powerful people in the world when an Illegitimate Judge can make National decisions. #FederalistSocietyFundsFacism #NeverTrustARepublican #WillTradeRepublicans4Refugees

[@SpaghettiWithMeatSauce]

It's almost like Trump saw the future and knew he'd get into a sticky situation so he planted people across various parts of government to protect him when the time came

[@erikrogers8214]

No if govt appeals most likely gets reveersed

[@dave131269]

corrupt elitist power

[@annemosbergen3951]

Don knows what he did. WHAT IS DOJ WAITING FOR? LOCK HIM UP!

[@graceyoung8523]

I was so caught up in The News I forgot how fun it is to hear it from your show

[@kevinngo1734]

The thing is Tolkien's writings did not exclude darker skinned/tan skinned characters. They existed throughout middle-earth but not as elves. The thing is Tolkien was very specific in his writings about different races of middle earth. Elves have very specific characteristics and it isn't just skin color that goes against Tolkien's original description of elves but their hair is also depicted incorrectly in the show as well. Dwarven women have beards and they are not depicted in the show as having them either. So personally, it's not so much a race thing, it's more of a lack of accurate portrayal of Tolkien's written word. Do I believe these inaccuracies take away from the show or the retelling of Tolkien's work? Nah. Just glad we're finally getting some LOTR content, finally! The thing is we were outraged when Scarlett Johansson played Motoko Kusanagi in Ghost In The Shell and rightly so; whereas the general public defends the incorrect portrayal of Tolkien's literature in The Rings of Power. Why are both not met with the same hostility when they are both, in essence, the same thing?

[@invincible_idol_mel]

When Trevor talked about Law and Order, I remember John Oliver once saying that Trump has so many lawsuits against him, ‘he exceeds the limits of the F-ing genre’… now I know what that means. Nothing will surprise me anymore…

[@tjmctube]

The only special master he should be assigned to is a "shower master" in his cellblock.

[@katsong3302]

Ooh a Master padlock

[@couragekarnga8735]

Oh, how I wish I didn't know what that means...

[@publicationreads6918]

" where the f*** are the Asians?" 😂😂 My favorite line

[@stellajoseph3383]

You always make me feel better Trevor

[@illumi9044]

Ronny: Spock is the only Asian representation we have Sulu: *They ask you how you are and you just have to say that you're fine, but you're not fine*

[@davidlundquist1979]

It went unsaid, but I think Ronnie assumed we knew he was talking specifically about non-human characters.

[@kjkayjay]

​@@davidlundquist1979 You make no sense. He specifically said Asian character. He's obviously not a big Star Trek fan. It's just a comedy bit so don't be an apologist. He doesn't need it.

[@divinediva_]

Exactly, I'm like hey wait a minute! Poor Sulu. 😊

[@davidlundquist1979]

@@kjkayjay He was talking specifically about wanting to see Asians playing non-human characters. I'm not seeing what's so hard to grasp about that. I can't imagine that Ronnie just forgot about George Takei, but Sulu is a human character, and so not relevant to this specific topic.

[@kjkayjay]

@@davidlundquist1979 Went back and watched again. You're probably right. Sorry

[@Froggy77100]

Washington Post just ran an article stating the following: A document describing a foreign government’s military defenses, including its nuclear capabilities, was found by FBI agents who searched former president Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago residence and private club last month, according to people familiar with the matter, underscoring concerns among U.S. intelligence officials about classified material stashed in the Florida property.

[@psbox362]

How much of an international crisis does this need to be before we can finally send Trump to The Hague?

[@joker_g7337]

Putin would be interested in those European Nuclear secrets. Not Saudi Arabia.

[@annemosbergen3951]

@@psbox362 Would be lovely - but can't send Don to The Hague. JUSA refused to join International Court of Justice. USA has waged lots of egregious acts to/in other countries e.g. Iraq, Russia & China aren't signatories either - for similar reasons. Sad.

[@ricardonyman7153]

Once again a leak from the FBI even after the judge warned against it.so strange how whistle blowers are hunted and prosecuted by the doj and FBI but now that information are regularly leaked to the media the doj and FBI don't do anything.maybe because its about trump.and you still think the FBI and DOJ is not politically biased.????

[@timothylewis2527]

If he appointments Anakin Skywalker as "Special Master" it would avoid so much conflict.

[@1981cvalentine]

It was 115 yesterday in the North bay,CA. It felt like Arizona during the summer. Like, that super dry miserable heat🥴

[@WaterNinjaFrog]

i dont understand how a trump appointed judge was even allowed to rule on the case because how is that unbiased

[@orlaspring363]

ikr

[@user-en7dx1qp3k]

I love how all of the most eventful stuff happens when the comedy shows are on break

[@Zeorymer300]

I was checking for SNL too 😢

[@janetarbuckle1831]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@Blazilla81]

how is a judge appointed by the person under scrutiny allowed to rule on anything concerning said persons investigation? no conflict of interest there?

[@berkmumyakmaz4520]

Best episode for a long time, loved it:)

[@nissahauer4309]

To be a special master to review these documents they need the high clearance to review them

[@Echo81Rumple83]

They make it sound like they need to hire a Moth Priest in order to interpret what the Elder Scroll is trying to say. Those priests usually end up blind in the process, but man, do they KNOW shj+ 😬

[@gringa978]

@@Echo81Rumple83 maybe they need a moth priest instead of a special master!

[@intuitlife]

It's just a way to drag it longer Trying to drag it pass election period

[@nowonami2524]

2:54 not saudi, you coward sell-out. to those chosen ones who shall not be named. expect judges and special masters to protect them.

[@henrymccoy7171]

@ellen - *Reported for spam.*

[@DMRoper1]

The DOJ should SO appeal this. Not only is it a pointless ruling, they should investigate that judge too.

[@crecasens]

Well quite a few attorneys and retired judges out there say that they believe this will be overturned. There is no need for a special master when the documents are already marked as confidential, classified, highly classified. He took them after he was no longer president therefore he has no right to those documents. They belong to the United States. Not to an individual! This is crazy… it needs to be overturned!

[@Naysin2355]

I didn't know ("Mitch McDonald's" lol) was in HOUSE OF DRAGONS. LOL

[@slowbro1337]

The delay is all he wanted He got it

[@couragekarnga8735]

We need a different judge. Maybe one who didn't work for the defendant.

[@quecreations3244]

He needs a 24 month delay

[@Bass_pn]

@@couragekarnga8735 true

[@nowonami2524]

2:54 not saudi, you coward sell-out. to those chosen ones who shall not be named. expect judges and special masters to protect them.

[@adamserafini6945]

Putins money said so after Trump and elements of the GOP laundered it.

[@martinnijs8317]

A judge in Florida decided .....we get it!

[@rjright7373]

"Watergate" comes to mind whenever I think about Trump. Trevor is hilarious, Trump is delirious.

[@suekelsey1329]

I enjoy your comments. You make my day with your way of telling the news with your point of view. Thank you very much!!!

[@sophiarichard2101]

How are you doing ma'am?

[@ellenl5626]

Trevor and Ronny, the perfect comedy couple!

[@ChooseCompassion]

Thank you thank you thank you Trevor! I don’t think the majority of the world knows what’s going on and I’m glad you bring things to our attention with humor.

[@dracula9634]

When I see Boris Johnson my brain automatically pictures the words "Great Supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies"

[@bkc1965]

It is clear that the only person suited for the job of "special master" for t-Rump is the one and only Grandmaster Flash.

[@robertroach4]

I’m on the outside of the LOTR show and I have to say that guy in the featured picture looks completely badass as an Elven dude. He definitely has the face for it. Meaning he pretty 🤩

[@embreis2257]

just my thoughts. here's hoping his voice and acting skills match his looks

[@robertroach4]

I have a hunch they do! 🥹

[@johnlocke9383]

Elves can be black. But not in our mythology. This is our mythology. To change it is a insult to all of us, not just Tolkien. We'll fight this to the end.

[@IamAlmostRealWitch]

@@johnlocke9383 your mythology ? Mythology don't have owners, it is public domain. That means that everyone can write stories inspired by mythology and changed it in way it suits.

[@AuntieDawnsKitchen]

Like 500x more than that Bill Murray-looking dude they have playing Gil Galad

[@AccelerateYourSuccess]

Trevor, today we learned he also stole nuclear documents, like we suspected.

[@Zeorymer300]

Foreign nuclear docs which arguably could be even worse for our nation…

[@gummybearchewy5444]

He also had information on active American Spies if I remember correctly.

[@roan9914]

Yep there goes any even slim sliver of the bogus declassification argument, presidents do not have sole authority to declassify nuclear documents

[@psbox362]

@@gummybearchewy5444 Which may explain why the CIA had an unusual uptick in deaths after Trump took office.

[@valensignis]

@Soul ByThePound idk, sounds like you're just making stuff up about them making stuff up.

[@kuanjuliu]

For the record, Trevor pretty much called it: Liz Truss resigned October 20th, making her the shortest-serving PM yet.

[@ANTAGONISTKING]

Well🤦🏿‍♂️he was right. She's gone already 😂🤣😂🤣

[@sinajebraili8104]

I love this show. I'm not sure what makes it different from other shows but I guess his warm and strong performance is.

[@immortalasirpa6006]

Department of Justice should appoint *Edward Snowden* to be the special master.

[@coolb05]

Special Master and black elves. Was really hoping for Dulce on this one lol.

[@mimidemisse3658]

I Love You Man , You Always Put Smile On My Face 😂 I Need It , I’m very stressed this days it’s too much , I need this for laughter 😂

[@DreamingCatStudio]

Just another delaying tactic. What a worm.

[@couragekarnga8735]

Don't insult worms! They help plants grow. I'm sure one of Donald's burger farts have killed countless plants!

[@kingjamos2422]

@@couragekarnga8735 Every time Trump farts, a koala blows its brains out. 😢

[@DreamingCatStudio]

@@couragekarnga8735 You make a great point!

[@suezbell1]

Trevor: thank you for making it real and making me laugh at the same time.

[@jannanijland5336]

Trevor you nailed it. Again! "But if those creatures have a tan, it's just not believable anymore" hahaha

[@danieljgore1]

Ronny brings so much value to his segments

[@DreamingInTechnicolor]

Trevor Noah and Philip DeFranco are pretty much the only way I ingest the news these days. I need my realism to come a side of humor.

[@kirpdeb]

Same same.

[@fecardona]

I hear you, S.D.

[@LRXC1]

@@kirpdeb this

[@couragekarnga8735]

We either have to find a way to laugh, or we'll all go mad.