Trump's TV Administration Adds Dr. Oz and Linda McMahon | The Daily Show

[@tayloriousmaximus]

When I saw Dr Oz was nominated, I thought it was an Onion article. Reality has become satire.

[@rollin340]

I think The Onion can stop making jokes on America for a while; reality is doing far better than what they could ever come up with on that mess at this point.

[@NickIggler1969]

Yummy

[@archmage_of_the_aether]

You mean, an Infowars article

[@zainjal26]

You mean the heart surgeon?

[@gaineyjohnson6628]

It could have been Dr. Phil but I have my fingers crossed for Surgeon General!

[@Fern635]

These are the picks of a senior citizen who spends a lot of time watching daytime tv

[@stephaniedeegan853]

Yep sad but true

[@BlessedbyThee1]

Nice

[@Urm0mz]

Nailed it. This is why an age RESTRICTION needs to kick in around 65. If my teenager can't vote...why can a 70 year old with early onset dementia get a vote?

[@nicholaso1315]

Trump will be the oldest president to be sworn in by the time his second term begins.

[@Farokudagelap]

Doesn't Trump watch Fox all day.

[@TheMrMused]

Last one out of the US, please turn off the lights.

[@JamesSimmons-d1t]

and jail that dim bulb while locking the door after you.

[@kingzero85]

lights don't need to be on with all the dumpster fires

[@AsifKhan-hf9zy]

who needs a shinning light, when you have MTG as the Secretary of Space Lasers

[@cwolvie]

Better still, press "the button".

[@tulippenoire]

Welcome to the " As seen on TV" & " No criminal left behind" Trump's cabinet.

[@AA-xb2zm]

"Guy named Oz to know what's behind the curtains" is Top tier writing

[@KevinP32270]

😂😂😂😂😂❤

[@sirdiealot53]

90% of the audience didn’t seem to get it 😂

[@TheBestDog]

@@AA-xb2zm That was a funny double entendres

[@chili015]

Not really... it's been a running joke about Dr. Oz for over a decade. That wasn't new material.

[@mmkelite]

I don't get it. Someone please help.

[@whitneyfoster7272]

The cast for Idiocracy 2025 is really taking shape. 🤪 Heaven help us.

[@mr.joshua6818]

I know. The Democrats should have held a primary and had a chance to select a better candidate...

[@julielacy]

The cabinet being built out of an old outhouse he found

[@andrewgrove1691]

Now that movie needs a sequel

[@J0hnS1111]

Hey, with McMahon in the cabinet maybe we will get an intro music like for President Camacho. I think his voters would love it!

[@keirfarnum6811]

Brawndo! It’s got what plants crave! It’s got electrolytes!

[@MommaOhana]

I’ve been a stay at home mom for 25 years. I’m terrified I’m going to be picked to lead the housing authority.

[@rvdb7363]

As long as you've never given an interview on TV you should be safe.

[@deeperunderstanding7495]

🤣

[@ronjames4151]

You will be confirmed too!!

[@Dangerous_Peace]

😂😂😂

[@lilys7431]

😂 Do Not pick up that phone. 😂😂😂

[@labspeciman7402]

Elect a clown, Expect a circus.

[@elizabethpeterson56]

😂

[@VDubUploads]

Winning quote right there.

[@jenparianos]

That will be the quote that keeps me from losing it from here on out :)

[@koondog2000]

I'm waiting for the Tiger King nomination.

[@PAlt-p6y]

America literally died 11/4/24.

[@gunnerysgthartman9263]

The Daily show should do a bit about "They're taking our jobs", but instead of immigrants, it should be these cabinet clowns taking the jobs of career civil servants, that have worked their entire lives to move up the ladder

[@dw3403]

DEI hires.

[@jellef4704]

​@@dw3403DJT Hires.

[@FilmArtPhoto]

@@dw3403 That's such BS. Civil servants who have been at their jobs 15, 20, 25, 30 years... "DEI" wasn't even a thing. People who work for the government swear an oath the Constitution, not to the President. We are all AMERICANS, don't be racist.

[@ambercrombie46]

I love this idea! Really hope they adopt this.

[@bbirda1287]

Times Square Elmos and Batmans. Batmen?

[@cbwavy]

Trump is turning the Executive Branch into Celebrity Apprentice 🤦🏿‍♂️

[@jjburgess1583]

Better than the corrupt people who have always been there

[@vickikirby6711]

You must be in the cult. Seek help. ​@@jjburgess1583

[@TomStarcevich-fb3qo]

Trump2024 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸👍

[@SonGojit456]

​@@jjburgess1583Trump Himself is Corrupt

[@AaronVets]

@@jjburgess1583🧠💀🤡

[@catherinegreen8440]

Oz was a competent cardiothoracic surgeon who traded in patient care for TV quackery. Even if he hadn’t, he doesn’t have the policy experience to deal with a complex public health insurance program.

[@revment]

That's like leading the Air Force with the qualifaction of being a hobby Cessna pilot.

[@Matt_237]

@catherinegreen8440 No he wasn't. 🤣🤣🤣 Tell me you didn't thoroughly read his Wikipedia without telling me. The man he LOOKED UP TO was. Oz has always been a quack. If you're from Philly/Delaware, you know that.

[@annjohnson8437]

We're all in serious trouble if Trump's incompetent picks make it through.

[@brandonwirtz2308]

He also has zero conscience. Can't remember what the experiments were for, but he killed hundreds of puppies in the name of "Science" while working for a university.

[@Maggie-rr8gi]

We can blame Oprah for Oz.

[@marty4278]

I just remember Oz stating that is satisfactory to lose a certain number of children during Covid. That was the end for me.

[@downix]

He said letting 1.3 million children die was acceptable.

[@toryt3688]

Just 2-3%, that's all kzbin.info/www/bejne/hpvShZuBlpp2Z5I

[@PAMELAPORTER-ci7mr]

I'm sure he was referring to statistics used in science. Immuno-compromised people were lost first.

[@marty4278]

@ Well, we KNOW all that.

[@pixality7902]

​@@PAMELAPORTER-ci7mrhe doesn't get the benefit of the doubt when he's in bed with the party who made the situation worse.

[@suegauthier2802]

Anxiously waiting to see what agency the pillow guy and Rudy Giuliani will be in charge of. Two more stellar options

[@michaeld4861]

My Pillow guy should be the White House press secretary.

[@MatthewTheWanderer]

@@michaeld4861 😂😁 That would be hilarious!

[@ggjohnson5754]

​​@@michaeld4861delivery from inside a crane machine game

[@AsifKhan-hf9zy]

Rudi Guiliani's appointment will be celebrated by the ladies waiting to garnish his incoming wages............. there is literally someone in america hoping for a position for Rudi in the government, believe it or not

[@FilmArtPhoto]

Trump has undoubtedly dumped poor pathetic Rudy-Colludy.... who probably never even got paid for his loyalist lawyer shenanigans that brought him where he is today.

[@craigstahl1874]

Desi is throwing rocks tonight and I love it! DGAF Desi is the best Desi.

[@soccer1970-f5f]

Sh'es not remotely funny, despite her face sitting potential. ''throwing rocks'' .....boomerang shaped ones.

[@Raepok251]

We had a hell of a run. Good Game America.

[@Rundvelt]

I hope you take this comment the right way. Nothing is going to happen and your life will largely remain the same. When after four years of this happens, come back here and think about what you were told, why you believed it. Then maybe consider some changes to how you take in and process information.

[@winstonsmith8565]

@@Rundvelt I'm surprised no one called you a Russian

[@Beth-h2r]

@@Rundveltyou think our government is going to run smoothly under these people who have never worked in government? AND they want to fire all the people who do the work? Ok bud

[@PAlt-p6y]

7/4/1776-11/4/24

[@13BeatKing]

It's funny cause it's true. .. 😭😭😭

[@andrewadams9924]

Desi is absolutely crushing it as host! I really love her wit and perspective! Great stuff!

[@sassynadorable]

We have become a reality TV show for the world! How embarrassing and disappointing!😢

[@graceaute3648]

My sentiments exactly. The magnitude of shame is overwhelming-what would our founding fathers think? What about all the brave men and women who died to solidify and protect the ideals of a free and just society? The American experiment was never perfect, but there were so many who fought to make it better throughout our history. To see how we have completely tarnished its reputation and ruined it for the present and future generations is like a slap in the face to our ancestors. Embarrassing, disappointing, and disgraceful. 😔

[@jjburgess1583]

​@@graceaute3648 at least things will be fun and light hearted again. Once Trump ends this Ukraine war and we stop waring with each other politically

[@visibletoa11userz]

Nuclear armed* reality show

[@sheilaboston7051]

@@jjburgess1583 He's dragging it out - he said he'd end it within 24 hours of being elected. Just one one dollop of BS to add to the growing pile.

[@MrBobsmithers]

It's a very dumb one.

[@Simgor2]

As far as I'm concerned, the United States passed away back on Election Day. Ongoing events only further prove that.

[@archmage_of_the_aether]

No no, don't you DARE disavow and walk away from YOUR DEMOCRACY now that the rest of the world is vulnerable. You coward. You had your part in making this result with your prior votes and non votes. You participate in the fruits. Now you walk away? How dare you.

[@arvvee1832]

😢

[@Don-ol8ze]

Certainly, no American should ever again dare utter with a straight face "with liberty and justice for all."

[@fuzzyspackage]

Rip

[@pixality7902]

Sadly, this is America. This is who we've always been. The targets have been the only thing that has evolved. That and people being able to spread lies much faster. There are far too many people here who seriously can't comprehend others not killing people randomly when they dont have a religion telling them not to. That statement is extremely chilling, every time I hear it. Its not even an online thing, I hear it in real life more. People being spoonfed what to believe, do not know how to build their own moral compasses. That's a problem, particularly when they look for every loophole possible. Kind of like politicians and certain judges/justices constantly looking for loopholes in the constitution.

[@PDZ1122]

Is this really happening? Is nobody going to stop this descent into insanity?

[@mauricioangulos.2830]

Nope, everybody is about to have a four years bad trip

[@zolo49noname45]

Nope, at least not right now. The majority spoke loudly and clearly a couple weeks ago that this is what they want. So this is what we're all going to get. And until a decent chunk of the Trump voters wake up and realize what's happening (if they ever do), we're all stuck on this ride. And it's going down, all the way down.

[@breakingbacon658]

Hey we got a drinking problem here in America… and a gambling problem. If the whiskey bottles hit 21 we all win

[@erichobbs4042]

Nope. The people are going to get exactly what they voted for, or didn't in the case of those who decided to stay away from the polls.

[@KerryNelson-d8d]

We've F'd around - starting in January were going to find out.

[@Cazz96]

Desi Lydic should be the permanent host one day

[@Jrockmonster]

Anyone but the Chinese guy

[@scrappymark]

@@Jrockmonsterlol. Ronnie is hilarious!

[@isocarboxazid]

Love all of them, including "the Chinese guy."

[@shanesischo7378]

@@Jrockmonsteron that note. I will say I hope he gets the position just so you seethe.

[@LembeckIsStaying]

Obviously wanted Roy Wood, but Desi has grown on me.

[@Bundysvideos]

This is amazing, truly…. You couldn’t write comedy like this and have people believe it.

[@bobpenny8011]

Why appoint secretaries to departments you plan to eliminate?

[@MrOsmodeus]

embezzling

[@jonhemperley]

These Clown heads make current department personnel resign out of disgust, thus eliminating the best people.

[@crashnova7601]

Going at it at multiple angles increases their chances of destroying it. Plus it helps them purge and weaken the department in the meantime or if the plan doesn't go as they want they can twist the departments power to work in their favor. In short, they're hypocrites, they're liars and they'll do anything for power.

[@DinoRubble]

How else will you have that dramatic meeting in the Oval Office where you get to fire the SecEd? Think of the ratings!

[@rvdb7363]

You need someone to turn off the light I guess?

[@polarvortex6496]

Re: CNN Hello, 9-1-1? I think I just witnessed a news network get murdered.

[@ericar.6370]

😂😂😅

[@Eternal_Placidity]

Someone dump ice water on me so I can wake up.

[@Charlie-pz1iv]

Will u move out of the country now?

[@Eternal_Placidity]

@@Charlie-pz1iv “Would you abandon your house if pipes burst and flooded it?”

[@GB-TX]

The puns tonight knocked it out of the park.

[@soccer1970-f5f]

They were never in the park🤣

[@ozzybloke4830]

Surprised he hasn't started hiring cartoon characters like Dr Nick from the Simpsons.

[@69Buddha]

Hang on for Ralph Wiggum, Director of the Office of Science and Technology Policy.

[@nomorepikachu]

Wanna bet they did have that conversation like „I want that Sheldon guy, let’s get him, he’s smart“ and his advisors had to say „Mr President, that is not a real person.“

[@jeffbrinkerhoff5121]

Oz most closely resembles Dr. (Hello Everybody!) Nick....

[@witness1603]

i mean, he DID pick Lex Luthor as his First Lady.

[@misterjoerg8086]

Dr. Nick is on next week´s schedule. Don´t spoiler it!

[@heavenlygothicgirl]

Literally needed this because just got off the phone with my parents who are so excited to see gas prices go down cause teump will make more pipelines...

[@bbirda1287]

Welp, they are not wrong, Biden economic fixes are just starting to kick in. I only hope Trump crashes everything before 2026 so we can take back the House.

[@PercyJones25]

Our country went from a joke, to a reality tv show, to an absolute horror movie with trumps administration…absolutely ridiculous

[@TheHiredGun187]

Even Larry David couln't write this $he!t

[@flowersalem22]

Embarrassing

[@TheAngryRubberDuck]

It hasn't even started yet

[@CommanderFuckwit]

And it hasn’t even started yet.

[@krisalive728]

…. and I fear WAR will be next!

[@carterwgtx]

When he pick McMahon all I could think of was “Brawndo! ITS WHAT PLANTS CRAVE!”

[@arthurcontreras4815]

Does it have electrolytes?

[@bdell519]

Thanks for the laughs - we need them! ❤

[@soccer1970-f5f]

Where were they.? All i heard was a whiney air head demotwat crying.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@surfingonmars8979]

We have entered the era of UnReality TV Politics? Oz? McMahon? What’s next, Hannibal Lecter for White House chef?

[@Tonyhouse1168]

Al Capone for head of the FDA?

[@MatFord]

My Pillow Guy for Commerce Secretary

[@bettyjones113]

Let them eat republicans bbq ribs with a side of fave beans and putin grinderigios

[@surfingonmars8979]

@ Colonel Klink for Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff!

[@MrOsmodeus]

Ronald Mc Donald for agriculture

[@laalaa99stl]

You can count on a guy named Oz to know what's behind the curtains 👍

[@ashley.taylor174]

😂

[@teve90]

Now that's a zinger! (Wizard of Oz I'm assuming...)

[@jacobawojtowicz]

Dumb. Easy. Low hanging fruit. . . . . Loved it!

[@wuttr-ie5pj]

Why would the guy behind the curtain, reveal that he is the guy behind the curtains? It is ironic to say we can count on him to tell us, when he was never the source of the wisdom and magic.

[@roym3366]

Desi is the master of satire. Absolutely brilliant!

[@TinkletitsMcGee]

She needs to be protected at all costs

[@prismpyre7653]

what satire? satire is deader than democracy

[@mattwtf49]

This isn't satire they're reporting exactly what's happening.

[@zainjal26]

Women aren’t funny

[@Thief555WWJD]

​@@zainjal26 I don't know I was rolling the whole time. I think maybe you need to look past the gender and listen to what she's saying.

[@BackToRootz]

Desi and TDS, thanks for keeping up the show. Greetings from Germany. Actually the only funny way to get to know more about the US funny politics.

[@eparker726]

Im Namen der Vereinigten Staaten von Amerika tut es mir leid, dass Sie das sehen müssen. (Trump, meine ich. 😮‍💨)

[@Matt_237]

Just sold our house and leave for Scotland tomorrow. And I cannot tell you how excited we are.

[@Matt_237]

For those interested, interest rates are insanely low. We got a 3 bedroom, 3.5 bath, 2800 sq ft home for $480,000 on the cusp of Edinburgh. Our daughter is in her freshman year of HS, however she was in what is called "cohort" in the States. She will graduate high school at 16 here. It will cost us $7600 a year for any college and i can tell you, she scored a 1790/1800 on Keystones in PA, so she'll have her pick. Move is worth it. Food will take getting used to. Wife is British. I LOVE England. Scotland is a bit different, but cost of living is insane.

[@michaeleggimann106]

It’s hard to pick a favorite between Desi, Klepper, ‘Ronny’, even Costa now. But Desi goes hard.. lol I think that is my ranking for favorite’s after John

[@DawnDavidson]

I would go with that order. :) Desi is awesome!

[@shelbykuenning2575]

Mehmet Oz, grifter extraordinaire. I researched a couple of the claims he made on his show and found them to be false. I never listened to anything he said after that.

[@Lor-dn1vz]

modern day snake oil salesman. 100%.

[@scbtripwire]

Crotchfire! 😂 🔥

[@thamu340]

That was solid gold!

[@Carlitobrigante_dd410]

That journalist was Leslie Knope ma'am....😅😅

[@nunnyabznz]

Leslie Knope really would have that poster over her bed.

[@Samuel_Butin]

After seeing reverse mortgage ads trump is now appointing tom selleck as HUD Secretary.

[@Godric_71]

I've been saying for years that trump is someone who legitimately believes everything he sees on tv. He believes that the show Grey's Anatomy and Star Wars are documentaries. He believes that an anvil will only temporarily injure a coyote.

[@keirfarnum6811]

Pretty much. TV is his reality since he doesn’t read.

[@kathleendubois7128]

💯

[@soccer1970-f5f]

Keep crying little baby.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@arthurcontreras4815]

What he saw was a person, woman, man, camera, tv.

[@PedroLopez-sx1zw]

May be Trump will invite Hulk Hogan for Defense secretary

[@jeffreyhilliker9592]

Kid Rock

[@downix]

Housing and Urban Development

[@scipioafricanus5871]

Hulk Hogan was defeated by his own tank top he couldn't rip through it and Trump don't like losers soooo...

[@robertpaulson6388]

He's named Hegspeth - a fox host and paid a woman to avoid rape allegations

[@TinkletitsMcGee]

Marjorie Trailer Greene for director of NASA investigating space lasers

[@thechrisandphaedrusshow]

This Canadian feels genuinely sorry for you guys. Hold on tight it's gonna be a wild 4 years!

[@susankaye3468]

Yes, it will if the 🍊 🐖 lives that long.

[@ulysessoliverasponyman]

Can we still go there with you and live there?

[@BonaKim-hd8ec]

@@susankaye3468It will be worse under Vile Vance.

[@zigzag321go]

Hey, perhaps can Trump launch operation South Park, so you can join us!

[@miscellaneousstuff2901]

Sadly, it's coming our way too. Cons will likely win next election and they have already started adopting similar policies to the GOP. The dictator epidemic started with Ping and Putin, spread to the Philippines, Turkey, Hungary, Poland, Venezuela, Argentina and then the US. We are next. I hope I am wrong, but the signs are there.

[@thEannoyingE]

What’s next, Dr. Phil on the board of education?

[@bossgandy]

Linda McMahon

[@jsexton54]

Dr. PHIL for head of the board of mental health

[@gaineyjohnson6628]

Surgeon General baby!

[@thomasschumacher5362]

How's that gonna work for you?

[@arthurcontreras4815]

What about the military base? Is he gonna name it Al Sharpton?

[@LengHueiTeu]

Reminds us of the movie "The Dictator", where the ruler's knowledge is based on TV and Cartoons, including building a nuclear missile.

[@M3M3M32]

What a missed opportunity this is. Obviously Trump should have picked Dr Evil!!!! Dr Evil has been in movies AND on TV!!! So super qualified for everything.

[@soccer1970-f5f]

you're even unfunnier than this air head

[@ytviceman7495]

And he has mini me - r.i.p. verne troyer❤

[@JohnBock-nq9lr]

​@soccer1970-f5f so this is what incels do instead of getting laid? Watch stuff they don't like and add ignorant comments? Probably why you're an incel.

[@Rick-m2p]

The health department, will be called the duck command center, because we'll have a couple of quacks running it,

[@AaronVets]

@@jjburgess1583🧠💀🤡

[@elizabethpeterson56]

😂

[@onelongwordable]

​@@jjburgess1583weak troll, hush

[@dw4101]

I’d rather have actual ducks run it

[@yamilflores1164]

I’ve come to love Desi so much

[@muddwhistle7833]

The Nielson ratings for Aliens watching Channel Earth, just went up 37% 😳🤣👽

[@joscot9081]

Idiocracy was prophetic

[@keirfarnum6811]

Brawndo! It’s got what plants crave! It’s got electrolytes!

[@nml1930]

Ooo i love that word “idiocracy”

[@pychang21]

We're officially 3rd world country status

[@systemicthinking]

Zimbabweans wished their country was like America, and that wish came true! Bad genie!

[@saint14johnson]

Democrats should let Donald Trump and his cabinet do whatever they want. People aren’t going to believe he doesn’t have their best interest at heart until he burns it down. Otherwise any barriers that Dems put up that are helpful will be credited toward Trump.

[@deanog2577]

I agree.

[@sunshine3914]

Six months, tops.

[@trise2033]

...and that's the problem.

[@c.a.savage5689]

​@@sunshine3914 that's what l said in 2016 😢😢😢

[@deanog2577]

@@c.a.savage5689 He might just MAGA

[@Anti-Zionist777]

It honestly feels like I'm watching the show "The Boys" at this point. I know that Homelander is a parody of Donald Trump but that parody is a reality now. It's hilarious.

[@brendancook7611]

How much tax will Linda McMahon avoid by accepting the position? It’s your guess…. But her net worth is thought to be over $3bn……..By rule, the IRS does not apply tax to anyone who accepts a cabinet position and sells stocks in order to accept the position. Not a bad way for Trump to reward one of his large benefactors. Forget the politics… follow the money…..

[@jackielobin7100]

The Donald is living in a reality show! Doesn't know real from fantasy!!

[@PAlt-p6y]

Dementia does that, literally.

[@Mr.Wick789]

I had a friend who worked for the sinking into quicksand gazette.

[@mellowyellow2576]

"Idiocracy " 💜🤣

[@keirfarnum6811]

Brawndo! It’s got what plants crave! It’s got electrolytes!

[@Homeschoolsw6]

" Go away! I'm batin. "

[@kamenanew9867]

​@@Homeschoolsw6batin

[@PAlt-p6y]

Camacho was far more reasonable.

[@Homeschoolsw6]

@@kamenanew9867 sounds better.

[@balaji-kartha]

Desi is now my favourite at the Daily Show. Of course Jon is still there, but Desi is going to beat Jon soon at his own game! 🤣👌👏👏💕🌹

[@TatianasWings]

"Doctor Pepper SPRAY" would be more apropos

[@83MaryB]

The reporter yelling a President Biden sounds like the lady who was bargaining with the bear not to eat her kayak.

[@DavidRomigJr]

The more appointees I hear about, the more this is sounding the cabinet in Idiocracy.

[@keirfarnum6811]

Brawndo! It’s got what plants crave! It’s got electrolytes!

[@soccer1970-f5f]

The more i hear demotwats whining, the more i laugh at your pain.😂🤣

[@oregonsbragia]

@@soccer1970-f5f it doesn’t matter how shameful your actions, so long as you make a liberal cry. And yet you still believe that you are the morally superior party.

[@joeb134]

Getting rid of the department of education is wild.

[@nunnyabznz]

He told us he loves the poorly educated.

[@sunshine3914]

Like most Americans, he doesn’t want to deal with anyone smarter than him.

[@dmp1962]

It hasn't really been around that long.

[@jodeci9898]

​@dmp1962 As a cabinet agency 1980, but what was the point of saying that though?

[@agilemind6241]

@@dmp1962 You're deliberately misunderstanding him though. He's not going to merge Education with another cabinet agency like it was before it was separated out into its own thing, he's going to cut all funding to it. You heard him complaining about how much money is spent on public education. He doesn't care about how departments are organized, he cares about money being spent that doesn't directly benefit himself. He clearly wants to just push home-schooling and cut funding to public education.

[@shaecurtis4542]

Idiocracy is getting more real every single day.

[@keirfarnum6811]

Brawndo! It’s got what plants crave! It’s got electrolytes!

[@lioneldasilva4889]

4:44 he has understood that it's what people want.... media turned politics into a reality show afterall

[@SafetyFooT]

As an outside of observer I am completely baffled as to how anyone with even a few functioning brain cells could have actually voted for this. How completely and abominably terrible was the other option?

[@Fixorfish]

It WASN'T !! But apparently the USA voters who voted for him, are ACTUALLY deplorable AND actually UNEDUCATED, something we sane folks have known for awhile. However, we ourselves, are too nice and moralistic to fight fire with fire. THAT STOPS TODAY !!! RESIST THIS BULLSHIT INCOMING ADMINISTRATION WITH EVERYTHING YOU HAVE !! We HAVE TO !! Otherwise, like so much that we USED to consider "out of the the norm", this insanity will go on for decades.

[@AnnoyingSquib]

She was a Democrat and a black woman. That's terrifying to a lot of folks here. We try to put on a front that our country is tolerant towards race and religion, but as you can see. Our elections proved otherwise.

[@SafetyFooT]

@ I sometimes catch the odd (completely unhinged) election ad up here in Canada. That one about the Democrats giving trans gender reassignment surgery to people in prison was laughably ridiculous. It was a unique window into the absolute circus of a US election. The idea that anyone could watch an ad like that and take it as anything other than comedy is also very mysterious to me.

[@johnsmith-iv6sc]

In the words from the Irish guy from braveheart "were fooked!"

[@paulkielty3800]

In the words of this Irish guy from Ireland we’re all Fooked.

[@kasondaleigh]

😂😂😂

[@Huchian]

Desi's delivery is sublime.

[@annjohnson8437]

Someone needs to tell Dementia Don that this is not "The Apprentice!"

[@mattsmith4068]

i am now Team Emu.

[@timmurphy232]

Desi will get us through this!

[@teve90]

The sad mask/laughing mask, and you're wearing one of them

[@wuttr-ie5pj]

Ah yes, the Armchair Brigade thinks keyboard strokes and cue-card scripts in front of cameras and screens make the world go 'round.

[@mecongberlin]

@@wuttr-ie5pjin a way it does, sad but true.

[@mariag.8242]

TV comedians who make fun of trump are on the enemies list so prepare to defend her.

[@timmurphy232]

@@teve90 🤪

[@fantahannah3659]

it feels like the only hope we have now is that government processes will still move like a snail so that trump cant shudder the DoEd and such

[@gwolf7716]

I can’t stand trump but the stupification department failed us long ago.

[@LusheRenRen]

Unfortunately, Orange Thanos seems to have gathered all the "Insanity Stones" this round. Senate, House and SCOTUS ... He will likely create new loopholes if nec. and warpspeed his MAGAgenda. 😓

[@agilemind6241]

@@gwolf7716 The problem with US schools is simple: teachers are underpayed so anyone competent leaves for a better job.

[@emmanuelmuzumara2411]

This is America By Childish Gambino becomes more real everyday

[@saint14johnson]

Trying to back to when America was great.. the 1800’s and minorities who voted for him are hoping they aren’t a part of the “bad ones” and instead included in the wealth.

[@swapshots4427]

The mental health of me, and your entire country is going to Plummet. But dont panic, you have Oz & RFK. OMFG

[@sakosa4]

Michael Jordan administrator of National Aeronautics and Space Administration

[@therealityofitall4819]

NOOOOOOOOOO! DON'T GIVE THAT MAN NO IDEAS!!!

[@susien7323]

He’s also appointed Sean Duffy from MTV’s Real World Boston. (Who’s married to Rachel Campos-Duffy from Real World San Francisco

[@markmac2206]

Remember Puck? Is he available?😂

[@susien7323]

@ I’m sure we will know soon. Ted Nugent would work just fine with that administration. He actually adopted his underage girlfriend so the two of them could live together. I think she was 14? Don’t quote me, but he adopted her from her parents.

[@ericburns469]

4:00 exactly, Desi.

[@kf3696]

That screaming reporter is real? I'm as impressed with her desperation as I am with her lungs

[@gnocchidokey]

That must've been Leslie Knope shouting on that tarmac.

[@Grimerpr2016]

You're awesome desi

[@yangmumingsg]

Love the daily show, you guys made content so fun and engaging to watch.

[@allyhartwell2037]

It was a bright cold day in November and the clocks were striking 13 ...

[@ekhks]

Great Job, Desi!! very funny jokes.

[@susanmorgan4003]

Thank You, Desi! You give me a reason to smile everyday.

[@stephengould3737]

It’s like a SNL scetch

[@saint14johnson]

They elected a joke and we get a sketch show, makes sense to me.

[@sunshine3914]

One of their worst.

[@munchuriancandidate]

1:12 quicksand gazette sister publication to the Willhelm howler

[@EricC-d6l]

Desi with another great segment 😂

[@irkallaLustre]

this reminds me of a Mr show skit a mockumentary and an experts qualifications float up and it just says" an old guy that watched a lot of TV"

[@wawuynh715]

Desi😂your killing it with jokes 🤣

[@lunaeraruth826]

Idiocracy keeps becoming more and more reality.

[@mindyb1986]

I feel we are all on an episode of Punkd...there's no way this is real life

[@rainbowtropolis]

Excellent show. At least TDS makes the news palatable! Thank you to everyone from the writers to the main cast!

[@tonskudaigle]

I'm 100% sure the C-Span lady screaming was Leslie Knope.

[@jcalzada74]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@brenrenn8306]

This country is so dammed, I cant believe this is happening to America, you voted for it….man are you dumb

[@larrymunn5279]

Then they have the perfect representation. Democracy works! Good god eh lol.

[@tomaszkubala6266]

6:15 how ! Can somebody please just ask this President how? How do you propose cutting funding to education making your people more educated?

[@mariag.8242]

The federal education budget is actually quite small. States and local governments fund education. The feds pay for things like aides for disabled kids, Head Start and all that stuff for helping people who won’t be educated without some help. I’m sure all the trump voters whose kids have individual learning plans, autism support etc won’t mind giving them up.

[@tomaszkubala6266]

@mariag.8242 is that sarcasm?

[@bbirda1287]

@@tomaszkubala6266 Most local education is funded through property taxes, the Fed is supposed to fill in the gaps for poorer communities and disadvantaged populations.

[@agilemind6241]

@@mariag.8242Do you think Trump has any idea that that is what it does? Trump and all his friends send their kids to private schools with private tutors etc... that's the vision he has for the USA education system. The public system is failing - so destroy it and force people to send their kids to private schools or home school them.

[@Onbronco77]

Matt Gaets looks some much like butthead it’s hilarious 😂

[@nithingoon7221]

It was Leslie Knope shouting at Biden fo sho

[@BrawndoDrinker]

We need a full The Daily Show skit on Apprentice: The Federal Edition 😂

[@dt855]

I heard JG Wentworth is being tapped to head up the Federal Trade Commission

[@ericar.6370]

877 Cash Now!

[@EphyStorm]

Idiocracy: The only movie that was able to shift genres from comedy to scifi horror to documentary over the course of only a few years without any alteration.

[@georgestuart8656]

I'm starting to get sad watching all of this stuff. And the real pain hasn't even started yet. I'm glad I don't live in America.

[@jayjaz1873]

Thank you Desi for keeping us sane in these insane times. America is headed for frightening times