Trump Talk: All Our Best Mashups In One Video

[@rabcd-f9t]

Billions doesn't even sound like a word to me anymore after this.

[@MegaLJ3]

Well, AOC asked one of her cohorts, "How much is a Brazilian?"

[@angieroxy7550]

Sounds like He's saying Bilyensen

[@dgomez611]

its billy enzan

[@gothwafflez]

biliendzen biliendzen biliendz

[@izelochoa-read4005]

LOL, me too. Sounds like biddyons to me now.

[@zoemavaega1411]

"I have a friend who's the biggest in the world" lol

[@ShortStoriesbytheSea]

That's just stable genius talk LOL

[@srclark36]

And my friend has billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions of dollars and friends 😂

[@sushi_wolf]

He means Putin.

[@sdefonta]

He's susbtantial too

[@timf4015]

Ouch! It's the girth, not the length, that hurts so much. Apparently, he's rather close to this friend.

[@goldeagle8051]

The person who made this video deserves a raise. Haven't laughed this hard in a while.

[@gobalmighty7463]

He/she should get billions and billions and..........

[@Shaunte1981]

Right?!!! This is GREAT! 😂

[@lindalambertson6294]

He really should look up the definition of " friend " If he is going to be using that word. 🇺🇲💙🇺🇲💙🇺🇲💙🇺🇲💙🇺🇲

[@Jackson-pu7gd]

"like a rocket ship, but in the wrong direction" LOL i don't know why but that cracked me up hard

[@puppergump4117]

Now just imagine NASA building a rocket upside down on accident

[@zyrover]

@Jackson-pu7gd, you aren't by yourself. That part made me laugh like hell, too!

[@BOSS.Productions]

Omg I laughed so hard at the “billions”. Superb work 🤣

[@Vee-naner]

BOSS Productions the words billions has lost its meaning 😂

[@medotorg2720]

After a while it sounds like a Buddhist chant for billionaires, .with a weird hypnotic power. I must admit, tears were streaming down my face the first time I saw this section.

[@Struieboy]

Did he say billions?

[@Schoko4craft]

You mean Bill Yinzin?

[@Marg205]

Ha! That's a laugh. Give us a break. Some say his words have been repeated so often they have lost their meaning. Well, 24-7 America has been forced by the mockingbird media to listened to loathsome lying attacks hurled at the President since the day he said he was running for president? Nonstop and from every direction for years now. Good stuff for him though, that alone has gained so much support for him because that obsession with the man says something dosn't smell right. Vote Trump 2020

[@ilijabrkic1065]

Me before watching: billions Me after watching: bilijenz

[@SWTH71]

Billie ensen

[@ChristineJameson-ly2pe]

Bilious for me, just like Trump

[@andy2906]

Trump using his bigly words, the best words😂

[@fabiansackl6736]

Bill Yinsen.

[@issofsar]

Bidians 😂

[@tuckman211213]

He said "billions and" so many times I started hearing "benny enzen, benny enzen, benny enzen" as if it's a persons name lol

[@HannahKayW]

Oh my god me too! I'm dying ToT

[@mikejames4691]

Yep, can't unhear it now.

[@matt94alexander32]

Billy Enzen surely?!

[@DKingOf514]

LOL! oh come on I can't unhear it anymore

[@mirfalltkeinnameein9181]

to me it's "beans and vegans"

[@joancolumbo5327]

What stood out: I HAVE FRIENDS WHO ARE ADDICTS.

[@glennmccloud8397]

Yea your son Eric

[@noahleek9696]

@@glennmccloud8397lmfao wanna talk about Bidens son

[@BackWordsJane]

He counted Diddy as a friend,too. He has lousy judge of character

[@DrakoWulf]

We need to find out who this "Bill Yinzen" guy is that Trump keeps talking about!

[@voltaire3001]

In Norway, it's "Bill Jensen . . .

[@DrakoWulf]

@@voltaire3001 | Oh ja?

[@professorswaggamuffin7572]

Lolll good one

[@seanbrittain7044]

Let the record show that you win the internet on the day this was posted.

[@Our_Sole_Pusch]

I can't unhear that now. Thanks a Bill Yinzen.

[@northeast2846]

Not gonna lie, that billions and billions part was hard to get through.

[@SpikeAsks]

Like His Regime... :-)

[@glaubhafieber]

He just talked about his northern european friend billionson

[@manuelschneider1105]

Pretty sure the CIA uses this segment in their enhanced interrogation sessions now

[@ThelurkingScottsman]

It will never sound the same to me after this

[@drivingmusic5923]

The mind boggles!

[@garthvader9916]

"Like a rocket ship, except in the wrong direction." You have killed me. I have died of hilarity.

[@SuraiyaAtiyyah]

I know!

[@_JudgeDredd]

Billions and billions

[@nicholasszabo5954]

You forgot the Trump trademark Bing™

[@Mordecai02]

(CD-I Zelda voice) Good. _Awkward grin_

[@Aaron.Henderson]

@Judge dredd he meant Billie Jean

[@namesbond4332]

marines shooting "bing bing bing" 😭😂

[@joshwood4088]

"Nobody knows more about debt than I do." Truly a genius of a man

[@FilmsOfGreatness23]

Debt is often a good thing in business, has tax benefits + helps create bigger returns. But yes, much debt is bad.

[@TheBlanco951]

@@FilmsOfGreatness23 the problem with trump is that his debt to assets ratio is astronomical. Debt can be a good thing if your assets to debt ratio is 2:1; in trumps case he has more debt than anybody.

[@TheBlanco951]

good call LMAO

[@FilmsOfGreatness23]

@@TheBlanco951 idk what his balance sheet looks like tbh

[@TheBlanco951]

@@FilmsOfGreatness23 I'm sure we will find out very soon. We may never find out what his Bal. Sh. looks like, but them tax forms may give us a clue very soon.

[@verirrteskamel]

Who is "Bill Jensen" and why does he get mentioned so often

[@allcasts]

He's an a**hole, that's what!

[@siliconslice]

I heard "Billi Ensen" :D

[@colorred5383]

he's a painter en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Jensen

[@siliconslice]

@@colorred5383 😂🤣

[@stormcuber2461]

Bill Clinton

[@cagedlemp5184]

I lost it at " I have no friends as far as im concerned "

[@Lenny.262]

"I've known Jeff for 15 years. He's a terrific guy."

[@DonnaMayStanish]

cagedlemp5184 - 🤣😂

[@ysteinfjr7529]

"and when you add it all together a lot of good things are gonna happen" 5:09 🤣🤣🤣

[@bobheatliesongs]

My God! Hats off to the person who put this together! Unbelievable!

[@urbannpa]

Their in the fetal position under the editing desk.

[@darrendanger6853]

Now we have an awesome drinking game!!

[@ccoleman1978]

I concur

[@SuperScratch1]

+Bob Heatlie Absolutely correct. How in god's name did you Americans elect this clown ??

[@user-re7eu9hq6r]

Elected because ?Putin!

[@Captain_Crayzay]

The editing of this video is a masterpiece.

[@nonyabizness.original]

so they're sayin trump is an idiot.... who knew.

[@dakotarossow7478]

This video is making my face melt

[@halsalaun3198]

Yes like the Mona Lisa....flart!!!!

[@sbiegs3885]

I hear DreamWorks is looking to hire you

[@quinnreverance611]

LMAO WHEN HE TALKS AND PRAISES HIMSELF IN THE THIRD PERSSOONNN

[@SWSimpson]

He is his own god. He worships himself when no one else will. Or when he isn't feeling loved or praised enough he holds one of his racist pep rallies.

[@stvstreett]

its the kung pow. george likes his chicken spicy.

[@calichef1962]

@@stvstreett It's spelled kung *pao.* At least if you are talking about the Chinese sauce that turns bland, ordinary chicken into something tasty.

[@_Common_Logic_]

@@calichef1962 I believe he's talking about Donald, which would make it "King Poo" ;-)

[@DearLeader850]

After this, I'm beginning to wonder what "billions" actually means. He gave it a whole new meaning, which only he knows 😅

[@user-ix8be7du9z]

Biden gave it a whole new meaning when he sent Billions to Ukraine since

[@s.lantau8249]

Well, nobody knows more about words than him!

[@leinadoom]

Nobody knows more about billions than Donald Trump​@@s.lantau8249

[@TwoHawksHunting]

The incredulous looks on the faces of the Press is priceless. Lol!

[@cjhudson419]

It was almost as satisfying as rachel maddox and all the other news LIARS on election night ahile ok n the same day they said their "polls"showed hillary winning by 90 percent lol

[@TwoHawksHunting]

@@cjhudson419 It's almost as priceless as watching 45 lie about being concerned about corruption in Ukraine and then getting Impeached for Obstruction and Abuse of Power. Gee, where have we seen him ask for help from a foreign power before? I know, it was during the 2016 Campaign when he asked Russia to help find Hillary's e mails. Who knew!? History has repeated itself in a very short time.

[@cocomajoko1]

Michael bagley they know a B.S.er when they see and hear one

[@Retrobeemer]

Those same incredulous looks are on the faces of people the world over, as they look toward the US and ask how the hell they ended up with a crook (with the IQ of a pebble) as president?

[@nickgeffen8316]

Wow, that was... An experience.

[@pgc4sean]

Nick Geffen I uhh agree? Don't? Wow.

[@paradox4878]

billions and billions and billions and billions and billions of experiences

[@beamarla8218]

the billions and billions of times i just want trump to shut the hell up.

[@mr.jazzbodkelsey58]

Wow! He's got so many friends! Oh wait, none? scratch that.... Uhhg!

[@Laotzu.Goldbug]

I think it is so incredibly telling of the current state of things, that the video of Hillary lying for 13 minutes - that is still being suppressed by KZbin despite having 15M+ views, and cannot be found even when searched for _by exact name_ - was made by by an individual private citizen, with their own time and resources: kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y5W8aGqga9p1fqs . And no major news organization, not even Fox, would dare to put something like that out there. But on the other side, no one in the left, even thos wirh extreme TDS, were able to do the same thing, and this passably anti-Trump video had to be put out by a major multimillion-dollar news organization. Really does show you where the establishment stands.......

[@crazybalance9584]

The never ending 'billions and billions' chant put me in a coma.

[@zack6892]

Bill yenson

[@yusong3842]

Now, I can't read this word,

[@hollysorensen1711]

The way he says it is sooo annoying!!! "Beeel-eons" Ahhh!!!

[@ozsfi]

II felt like dying listening to the billions and billions.

[@hollysorensen1711]

@@ozsfi Yes! It drove me crazy!!

[@joelpearce1350]

If you look up the definition of 'narcissist' in the dictionary, you'd see a picture of Donald Trump

[@winstonsmith2079]

The person who spent billions of minutes editing this must now have post traumatic stress disorder.

[@nancymojica5313]

Winston Smith 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@amstevens23]

Lol

[@winstonsmith2079]

@@christinap4373 What has Trump done that has made you the most proud?

[@Edwinbraun20]

Winston Smith He’s been fun and cool dude. Been living great life and done great big things...

[@Jasmin-bp6ic]

Edwin Braun yup 😂

[@Bob-321]

I've never laughed while being horrified like this before. Billions.

[@palesa2906]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

[@sickbastard151]

hahahahahaha me too, bilions greetings from the netherlands.

[@palesa2906]

@@sickbastard151 haaaaa ha ha ha ha billions and billions of greetings from South Africa! My goodness, you can't make this stuff up hey!

[@claudiabailey5302]

I laughed so much at the Billions part that i was crying 😭 😂🤣😂🤣

[@nxte8506]

Bill Yensen

[@Carlos_500]

Billions and billions had me laughing and then losing my mind.

[@claudiawenzel7923]

Would be laughing material, except to my best knowledge that guy controls your military and much of your national corona response decisions. My sincerest condolences.

[@Carlos_500]

Claudia Wenzel doesn’t control mine, I’m in Europe and it was funny nonetheless

[@thechosenone7642]

Killed me more when it started sounding like Billionzin

[@Hitariu]

bill jensen

[@TheFatAndTheFurious]

billionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionzahnbillionz

[@paulfroelich1024]

What a great mashup. I walked in, I said wow, what a great mashup.

[@J3TF1RE]

Oh Shane.

[@SergioMenaGTS]

Lots of people are saying, what a great mashup, great mashup!

[@adamcourtin1026]

The drop from 51 friend types to zero was devastating.

[@StarrTile]

That was actually the funniest part 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@PrincessLorelei]

Well nobody understands devaluation like Donald Trump.

[@katherineamelia98]

technically it was 19 friend types

[@bidmcms3]

He has a lot of interesting friends

[@tomsmith6513]

@@bidmcms3 Nobody has as many friends as Donald Trump does

[@AbrahamLincoln4]

"Abraham Lincoln is a very good friend of mine"

[@seafoam6119]

was he? I'd like to know since I have the opportunity to speak with Ol Abe.

[@ImranKhan1976]

"Abe was a very good friend of mine who got shot by another good friend of mine".

[@tessiesmith3926]

Oh Abe ,if he said something against trump , I never met the guy

[@trezz4u]

@imran 😂😂😂

[@sandrafraser7015]

GuyRami 😂😂

[@romalawal1289]

Whoever put all his gibberish together is a genius

[@robinhager1989]

Roma Lawal I couldn't agree more! It was awesome

[@suenitabanwaree2031]

Roma Lawal nobody did it better hehehehe

[@kaio2212able]

Lol

[@TallDocK]

It's the genius/idiocy of the subject that made it possible. But the collection and editing is five star.

[@mwenzouniversitypress593]

Oh my! How many billions can we stand?

[@brianwensing4766]

There needs to be a part 2 to this. Plenty of fresh material nowadays.... Great Work!

[@timscott84]

I wish this was run as an ad constantly, it may lead the cults to snap out of it and see him as the grifter that he is.

[@xo4205]

Now this clown🤡 elected as President again!!! Hooray!!! Well, Makes America Embarrassed Again!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@amutah8063]

Billions and billions and billions of laughs all around the world.

[@MrStonecold69]

The best one of all was telling Americans to drink BLEACH. Even people who hate him could not believe that one

[@mallarchakraborty4660]

He said all those 'billions' at the same voice frequency. Astounding 😂😂

[@Jesus4life_39]

It doesn't sounds like billions no more 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bu9657]

@@Jesus4life_39 "billy kins"

[@Nefariously_ignorant]

It's not random, it's literally choreographed for the "poorly educated" to understand and for it to resonate with them so it has to be simple and memorable

[@GuruPrasadCT]

SOUND LIKE BILLIE ELSON

[@Aaron.Henderson]

Billie Jean

[@irregularnotreally353]

He's repeating "billions" so many times, to the point my brain tells me, "Billions, Sounds alien."

[@haitiantonice2722]

Irregular notreally 😱

[@cjhudson419]

Hes still president 😗

[@konstantinkernthaler7444]

It's sounds like "Billy inson" in the end

[@hwb-zalpach]

i have not laughed so good for a long time.

[@tori2dles]

Gee. Maybe we should have elected “nobody” because nobody simply does everything better.

[@dilnavasroshan9741]

@Darla Bot It's me. 😂

[@toybonniethebunny5444]

Right ? 🙄

[@flameroad123]

We truly don't deserve nice things...only pain and embarasment.

[@flameroad123]

@Theej Txhoj I don't even think its a fence.

[@SmashLiXs]

we should've elected Not Sure

[@taylorverrall118]

Who is Billy Inson and why does Trump mention him so much

[@winnifredforbes8712]

Taylor Verrall Good one!

[@vidhyavighasinikanagaraj7702]

😂😂

[@jamesjackson8283]

I like that my friend I will use this

[@jkws3724]

u mean bill yinzen

[@buddi3975]

Must be one of Donalds many friends.

[@tezzo55]

"Nobody is better at humility than me, i'm just the best."

[@fofororo2070]

If you deal with Trump as a mentally healthy person, you will suffer and get confused. He is naturally a histrionic serial liar with no ethics or virtues whatsoever and only then you can even predict his actions and words.

[@tezzo55]

@@fofororo2070 "(A) naturally a histrionic serial liar with no ethics or virtues whatsoever" This sounds like the job description for most, if not all, politicians. There's probably only one person less appropriate for the position of President of the USA in the country, unfortunately that is the person he is standing against. Whoops America, you did it again.

[@tezzo55]

@Goran Todorovic America (it seems to me) only has a choice of two mistakes, and when it come to a choice between two sexually perverted billionaires, the one with Alzheimer's will tend to come in last. And to think America could have had Tulsi. It's as if they actually wanted to lose. The only way Trump won't stay, is through a coup d'etat, and that means civil war - the perfect way to end the perfect year, 2020 - the end.

[@fofororo2070]

@@tezzo55 I agree but the low level of this guy, I have never seen before and I think I will never see after.

[@tezzo55]

@@fofororo2070 i think we are much in agreement my friend. But Biden is not the answer. If he gets in he will be a puppet, and it will not be long before Kamala holds the reins, and that is every bit as terrifying as the Trump one, maybe even more so. Why oh why could we not have had Tulsi or Andrew? Best

[@briankelley1875]

Best piece of vice content in the past decade

[@toxendon]

That's cause it was made by Vic Berger

[@johnnyjohn8073]

"Nobody has better toys than I do." I bet Melania does.

[@harrytame6739]

Johnny John Can’t forget Ivanka!

[@cyrusreyes9891]

Lol best comment

[@erikeggenbakstad]

Hahaha

[@koushii2603]

Lmao what kind of toys does he have

[@johnnyjohn8073]

@@koushii2603 His toys are the republicans, bunch of little Hitlers.

[@NarinderSinghHere]

BILL YENSEN

[@Mr2crazyz]

Narinder Singh hahahahah

[@elijahp.3720]

I can't unhear it now

[@PBPTLP]

Don't forget about Billy Ensen...

[@MrAledro84]

managed to unhear that, through excruciating pain though

[@yiosomething]

Billianson

[@BlGDisappointment]

Billions doesn't even sound like a word anymore.

[@PutinsMommyNeverHuggedHim]

What are billions...what is even reality anymore

[@misterbonzoid]

Finally he's made me happy. Those billions: I'm in fits here

[@runningray]

BILLIONS!!!

[@shaneelder2183]

I thought I was tripping at one point during that sequence

[@davidgibbs381]

@@shaneelder2183- I for sure started having a flashback.

[@brucejensen3700]

“Nobody loves the Bible more than me.” 😅😂🤣😂😅🤣😂

[@DownhillAllTheWay]

He's _such_ a powerful speaker - "I know words. I have the best words!" (not in this video, but it's one of his utterances).

[@suzannfulbright5652]

He is a boring aggravating speaker. Can’t even listen to him for just enough time to turn him off.

[@Lenny.262]

"I know words" - JFC, I've heard toddlers brag less about bigger accomplishments 😂 Also, when he said he took a test and it contained a drawing of an elephant and it asked to name the animal, he bragged about getting it right! LMFAO he's 78 going on 4 😂🤣

[@stephenescamilla2129]

A pathetic excuse for a person who was president of the United States, pathetic.

[@williamjones6825]

I’m high and watching that ‘billions and billions’ but was so INTENSE! Haha

[@robertgoines1831]

bruh you can't be high enough for this shit to make any sense to anyone whose not a dumpster. Like there's not enough drugs to get you through this bullshit sane

[@agenius6186]

LMAO same

[@veraxanthe7256]

horrendous thought loop

[@jillpatrickfulleros8329]

I cried laughing at this, especially at "billions and billions..."

[@morriezelpowe2284]

Please have mercy Lord wherever thou are to release us from this moron.

[@jxwlticrkld]

@@morriezelpowe2284 obviously he left you about 4 years ago

[@jabeddh]

I was thinking is it ending or not!

[@garyscott3089]

I was in hysterics. Billions, about a billion times! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jillpatrickfulleros8329]

He had friends everywhere only to dump them in the end...

[@spongebobmiscellaneous]

1:56 “I have friends that are very wealthy people- *friends of mine go bankrupt* ” LMFAO 💀

[@andyginterblues2961]

I'm gonna hear "billions and billions" in my sleep.

[@salientissues4109]

"Billionszen billionszen.. Billionszen billionszen.. Billionszen billionszen.. Billionszen billionszen.. Billionszen billionszen....."

[@TreyIndica420]

ICYMI here is the transcript! billions 05:16 and billions and billions and billions 05:19 and billions and billions and billions 05:23 and billions and billions and billions 05:26 and billions and billions and billions 05:29 and billions and billions and billions 05:31 and billions and billions and billions 05:34 and billions and billions and billions 05:36 and billions and billions and millions 05:38 and billions and billions and billions 05:41 and billions and billions and billions 05:44 and billions and billions and billions 05:46 and billions and billions and billions 05:49 and billions and billions and billions 05:51 and billions and billions and billions 05:53 and billions and billions and billions 05:56 and billions and billions and millions 05:57 and billions and billions and billions 05:59 and billions and billions and billions 06:01 and billions and billions and billions 06:03 and billions and billions and billions 06:06 and billions and billions and billions 06:09 and billions and billions and billions 06:12 and billions and billions and billions 06:14 and billions and billions and billions 06:16 and billions and billions and billions 06:19 and billions and billions and billions 06:23 and billions and billions and billions 06:25 and billions and billions and billions 06:27 and billions and billions and billions 06:30 and billions and billions and billions 06:32 and billions and billions and billions 06:35 and millions and billions and billions 06:37 and billions and billions and billions 06:39 and billions and billions and billions 06:41 and billions and billions and billions 06:43 and billions and billions and billions 06:45 and billions and billions and billions 06:48 and millions and billions and billions 06:50 and billions and billions and billions 06:52 and billions and millions and billions 06:54 and billions and billions and billions 06:56 and billions and billions and billions 06:58 and billions and billions and billions 07:00 and 07:01 billions and billions and billions and 07:03 billions and billions and billions and 07:04 billions and billions and billions and 07:06 billions and billions of billions and 07:08 billions and millions and millions of 07:09 billions and billions and billions and 07:12 billions and billions

[@salientissues4109]

@@TreyIndica420 hahahaha🤣

[@andyginterblues2961]

And I thought that I had too much time on my hands. Thanks for this!

[@ZobethC]

Just think of the cute emojis to clear your palette 🐝 🦁 🦁 🦁 bee-lions 😝

[@aidanhinshelwood]

"No one knows more about debt than me" Well, he's not wrong...

[@themainframe1651]

PLANT BUILDER

[@browngreen4663]

Republicans keep saying that they won’t add money to the debt add a billon and dip

[@royisdabest]

@@browngreen4663 and democrats dont do that too?

[@browngreen4663]

@@royisdabest Donald trump was the one of the biggest contributors while saying he wouldn’t add money it doesn’t fucking matter if Democrats do it to that’s not a defense sir why did you kill someone well your honer someone else also killed someone

[@ShadyGabe]

@@browngreen4663 Trump supporters' defense always involve Democrats, Hillary, Obama, or anyone that opposes their god.

[@casinc.2138]

I laughed so hard when be said "no body respects women more than me"

[@alexlee2070]

Me too and it was unintentional😂

[@olivia-oz3qe]

Shut up snowflake

[@basedbattledroid3507]

And people with disabilities.

[@PeripheryFanboy]

@@olivia-oz3qe You're the only one who's upset here

[@ameliawilder28]

Nobody disrespects women more than Trump

[@concernedcitizen5317]

Shoutout to Bill Yunson. A very good friend of Donald Trump's. No-one knows him better than Trump does.

[@littlepumpkinpiehair-cutte519]

I made “bing-bing, boop-boop!” my ringtone & “Billion & billions!” my text tone 👍🏼

[@hannahraves]

hearing him say "Billians" makes it sound like alien language after a while

[@Yich11]

i started to think "do orange toads even say 'rrbit' or is this the sound they make?"

[@UninstallingWindows]

Reporter: "Mr President, which search engine do you use?" Trump: "Bing Bing Bing Bing.....Bing....Bing"

[@tronaboron_99]

😂🍻✌️

[@dangerusstopics]

Thank you. One of your only watchable videos, Vice News... I'm talking to you...

[@Tamar-sz8ox]

This would be funny.... if it wasn’t so sad

[@tyecollaborator5017]

It's not supposed to be funny.

[@jamesrich3426]

Boohoo! 😫😰😭

[@pops1507]

Why? Big men scare you?

[@amandarios448]

A fool was elected, I didn't think I'd live to see it and I will deny this ever happened when I have kids I will go "Hah noo that's a clown, it's from an old show" *dies of shame* And I'm not American I just mean as a human I can't accept it

[@joko09010]

Amanda Rios 😆👍🏻💯

[@juneaskew6871]

This is hilarious, LMAO ROTF! I'VE NEVER WITNESSED ANYONE THIS RIDICULOUS IN MY LIFE. GREAT VIDEO!

[@viviiiii4026]

Donald Trump for 2020 2024 2028 2032 forever

[@paytick9034]

None Yobusiness I believe that’s a dictatorship

[@AstroPygmy]

@@viviiiii4026 hey, serious question. Why would you say that?

[@dornald7103]

No, don't worry. It's okay to stand-by dictatorships if you believe in them. Just sweep all the "non-democracy" under the rug.

[@pandaberries3430]

We need an updated quarantine mashup. His limited vocabulary is disturbing.

[@claudiagiribaldi7226]

quarantine Trump quotes!

[@pandaberries3430]

@@claudiagiribaldi7226 we need billyens and billyens! 😂

[@judybodnar1347]

His VERY VERY limited intellect is enough to scare hell out of anyone with a brain !

[@ChateauShack]

That's tremendously true.

[@Miamicharteryachts]

At least he knows tremendous

[@Drakonopia]

The Couple That Kissed in the Background, 😂, Nobody Loves Trump Better Than Me❤‍🔥💯

[@pixiepostcard2090]

IN THE HISTORY OF TIME, NO ONE HAS EVER KNOWN SO MUCH ABOUT SO LITTLE AND EVERYTHING ABOUT NOTHING!!! ;- 0

[@jacksonbickford4783]

Well said

[@vegasdirtpusher1124]

Best economy in history HELLO

[@claudiakristjanson2432]

Pixie...do you have a higher security clearance than the PDJT???? = THIS IS ALL FOR THE CHILDREN...WAIT FOR IT!!

[@deanchristensen4339]

Amen

[@imaycare5927]

thats trump alright

[@suyash5648]

Imagine being the person who had to go through all his videos just to make this one.

[@iadorenewyork1]

They probably all got headaches.

[@royisdabest]

i propose there is a huge database of all the transcripts of trump

[@TRUMPSUCKSBIGTIME]

Wasn’t hard BELIEVE ME 😂😂😂😂

[@knockout9446]

They blew their brains out afterwards.

[@colleendavidson1820]

They have a strong stomach.

[@Andeetec]

The news media trying to digest outright lies. Their facial expressions were priceless.

[@netzoned]

I use to always watch the WH briefings. Not any more. No point. Even when they are called out for their out-right lies by multiple reporters, they just lie more.

[@Andeetec]

@@netzoned Remember when a politician got up and called Obama a liar outright. Well nobody is doing this to this whole administration. It is pitiful.

[@danielk.746]

Yep, just goes right over their head, then they ask the same dumb questions even though it has been answered 5 times already.

[@BungHolio-sf3yx]

Ironic, considering how the news media lies to the American public on a daily basis.

[@dank2804]

3:31 Feels like one of those fever dreams where you're stuck presenting before an unfavourable audience and it just never ends 😂

[@retalbtaylor370]

I wonder how many times he’s said “billions” over his lifetime, probably billions and billions! Bing bing bing‼️

[@mattincinci]

his FB friends don't count, lol

[@burnnolys5707]

than he start using Trillions....

[@mg4468]

The way he says everything, including “bill-yuns” makes my skin crawl. POS POTUS

[@jakearmitage7811]

Trump: Bobby Axelrod is a good friend of mine.

[@retalbtaylor370]

jake armitage who’s Bobby Axelrod?

[@noise3187]

When “Billions” starts to sound like “Amphibians”🥴

[@nicolausharvot3825]

Devaluation..

[@basedgodstrugglin]

Billy Enzen

[@lukashain2103]

Billy Jensen

[@yes0r787]

I hated listening to the BILLIONS, but the amphibians made me laugh.

[@melonbals5512]

ambivians

[@hemakodaaa]

Alternative title: "8 minutes 27 seconds of reasons not to elect Trump ever again."

[@sandrafraser7015]

rfdzn Or 8 minutes 46 seconds of you kneeling on his neck!! 😂

[@chisrsgardener977]

what election? the choice between bing and bong? billabong-drain the swamp

[@danmvt]

bing bing

[@anonymousanonymous6796]

his manner of speaking is always entertaining.

[@neB_Storm]

"Nobody is best at making billions of imaginary friends other than me. BING!" -Big D. Trump 2019

[@ayadassoil448]

"Nobody is best at making billions of imaginary tremendous number of friends other than me. BING!"

[@evabailey3860]

Yass to this comment. ROFL

[@scottb721]

billions and billions and billions

[@papi_sativa]

Don't forget Billy Enson.

[@juellzzdrizzy]

Lmbo

[@rosenbaum75]

After a while, the "billions" montage sounds like he's saying "Billy Enzon". Lol

[@lorineforman3748]

Nice profile pic

[@rosenbaum75]

@@lorineforman3748 aww shucks 😏

[@jamesmurray3082]

Sounds like beans and beans and beans.

[@lorineforman3748]

@@rosenbaum75 🥵

[@substratum2860]

I definitely heard Billy Enzon too……another friend?

[@TheYafnit]

Making it through all 8 minutes and 27 seconds should be an internet challenge.

[@appleciderhorror12]

Take a shot every time Trump says "billions"

[@lilspikes81]

TheYafnit yeah, its much longer than the normal liberal attention span.

[@holeindanssock156]

Muiggu How about every time he says his own name?

[@leep3488]

you would be DEAD

[@lurkster1974]

Corrosion37 Здравствуйте

[@Mike-ol6ko]

The only guy who could turn politics into a reality tv show.

[@MehranMoin]

"Nobody knows more about debt than me." Truest statement of all 😅

[@tsippor]

Probably also the only

[@taytk8005]

@Mehran Moin - "nobody knows about better about lying than me"

[@josephp2109]

(Dwight meme) False, the federal government knows significantly more.

[@Nefariously_ignorant]

Only true statement in his entire failure of a presidency

[@josephp2109]

@@Nefariously_ignorant how’s his replacement doing for ya?

[@Adam_Dot_Com]

he is comedy gold because he has such a relatively small vocabulary, thus we get this great collection of goodies lololol

[@RecapBoxing]

@david mainord First of all, that's wrong. Secondly, that has nothing to do with Trump's vocabulary. You can say sleepy Joe all you want, but the truth is that Trump has the vocabulary of a second grader.

[@yeetngreet148]

@Ian Ramirez BILLYEONS AND BEELYONS AND BBELLYEENS

[@unknownerror8799]

@Ian Ramirez -Highest funding for HBCU’s in history and made it permanent (for the first time ever) for the next 10 years -Lowest unemployment rate for blacks and Hispanics in history -50 year low unemployment for the nation -70 year low unemployment for women -First Step Act (criminal justice reform) -Opportunity Zone legislation to bring 75 billion dollars to poorest areas to close the wealth gap. 35 million people had access to opportunity, quality education, and affordable housing. -Record high stock market -Thousands of inmates pardoned, high percentage black -Manufacturing jobs coming back -Improved relations with North Korea and secured the release of hostages there -Tough on China and negotiated a trade deal that will benefit us economically -Booming real estate values -Illegal immigration decreased by up to 70% and more than 200 miles of the wall built -New trade deals with Canada and Mexico -Supporter of religious freedom and signed the Right to Pray into law -Fewer regulations for businesses enabling them to grow, prosper, and provide jobs -Tax cuts for businesses and the middle class -Energy (oil) independent and now a net exporter of oil -The biggest reductions of emissions in the industrialized world -ISIS isn’t a threat anymore -Creation of the Space Force -Most powerful military ever -Right to Pray executive order -Killed the leader of ISIS. Remember how they were all over the news before Trump got elected? -America first. Focus on our problems before we intervene in everybody else’s problems. -Killed the Iranian general who had been planning to attack us -Expanded Veteran’s Choice. If you need to be seen at the VA but they can’t see you within 30 days, you can see a doctor outside of the VA and the government will pay for it -Fought against social media censorship by making companies liable if they censor -Finalized rule stopping Obamacare from forcing doctors to perform abortions -Executive order to try to stop family separation at the border. -More arrests of human traffickers than any other president by far. -4 executive orders to lower drug prices -Met with Vanessa Guillén’s family style the White House. Offered to pay for Vanessa’s funeral expenses and vowed to investigate crimes at Fort Hood. -35 million towards safe and stable housing for trafficking victims -Charges towards multiple Chinese operatives who hacked American businesses and stole millions of dollars worth of intellectual property -Police reform: prioritizing federal grants to police departments that seek independent credentials certifying that they meet high standards on the use of force and deescalation training Banning chokeholds unless the officer’s life is at risk Developing new devices that are leas lethal to help prevent deadly interactions regardless of cost National database so departments can lookup problematic officers from other departments before hiring them Federal funding to support officers dealing with the homeless and those with mental illnesses and substance abuse problems Provide more resources for co responders such as social workers that can help officers deal with those encounters -Hospital transparency -Executive order prioritizing skills over degrees for federal government jobs -Hispanic Prosperity Initiative that improves educational and economic opportunities for Hispanics -Upcoming executive order giving Dreamers a pathway to citizenship -Brokered deal to build peaceful relations between Israel and UAE, earning him a nomination for the 2021 Nobel Peace Prize -Has kept us out of new wars and is bringing the troops back home, unlike previous administrations -Helped Israel and Bahrain reach peace -Brokered deal to normalize economic ties between Serbia and Kosovo -During the Coronavirus pandemic, he achieved fastest decreases of unemployment rate in history etc etc Libtard

[@michaelwilkinson7638]

A small vocabulary isn't the only small thing he has, I can think of two other small things in his arsenal...

[@egdapo]

@@unknownerror8799 half the stuff on this list is fake or unverifiable, stuff like Right to Pray was repeated on this list and goes against the very founding principles the Founding Fathers used when creating the constitution I.e. SEPARATION OF church and state (it's there for a reason, if you don't like it, feel free to the country), other stuff like "greatest reduction in emissions" or "lowest black unemployment in history" have been proven several times to be flat out lies! Where the hell did you copy and paste the fake list from? FOX news website?

[@seattledanr5363]

OMG. I honestly haven't laughed that hard in years. ROFL crying.

[@McR0d4u]

If you know a guy like this at work in the bar or in your neighborhood, you would squirm every time they would walk towards you

[@michellelord8897]

Did he leave out “Friends in Prison”?

[@carmo9693]

I think he did but they are included by "friends" in general. Always there to make his liberal friends cry too.

[@johnjoseph321]

Yea he left out gay friends too.

[@happycebu]

KUDOS!!!!!!

[@bluesdoggmusicrediker4614]

hes got alot of friends that SHOULD be in prison

[@i.e.s.u7155]

He's got a friend that went to prison and died on suicide watch

[@darksydesamy]

Thanks I was looking for a video like this all my life.

[@MR-od1bv]

If that is true you never had a life.

[@darksydesamy]

M R jokes. Ever heard of them?

[@MR-od1bv]

Darksydesamy, ever recognized one?

[@MR-od1bv]

Nobody will be a better fan than me. Nobody, it's true.

[@bettykiki4417]

ASK FOR TRUMP SAYING OBAMA VIDEO PLZ

[@believer2223]

This was a hell of a lot of work to put together. Great job!

[@olivierbolton8683]

believer in what 2223

[@SiLoMixMaster]

So Donald what series have you been watching on Showtime recently? 'Billions and Billions and Billions'

[@aryanzijlstra6649]

"Nobody knows X better than I do" translated into English: "I just found out about X"

[@JohnSmith-qn3ob]

Or "I just found out about X, I don't know if X is important, I should pretend to know it"

[@multiio1424]

Funny how "billions" stops sounding like a word when it's said very many times in a row.

[@jocelynnowen3078]

And my car still wont start

[@andreaturnquist4855]

I noticed that too. It did not sound like a word just gibberish.

[@bulletproofair]

"bitiyans"

[@dadaTunes]

“Bidiyans and bidiyans”

[@AyaBlue22]

Too many "billions", my ears gave up and I started to hear "Bennigan's" ...

[@Zacatk23]

Billie Enson

[@ivykuu]

Bill Jensen

[@daddy_marx6823]

bidians

[@CP-vg4vy]

Sanbillion

[@jcoptimus]

beans and beans

[@bobleonard99]

"You Can't Handle the Truth" vs "They're eating the dogs" Which will be more quoted a hundred years from now?

[@shananalexander9789]

😂😂😂😂 The look on all their faces. I can’t quit laughing.

[@Jesus4life_39]

I'm weak

[@bazil4146]

Trumps hand when he says billions: ➡️⬅️⬆️⬇️🔄↗️↘️↖️↙️

[@darrellcook8253]

He's playing the invisible accordion and that's a lie detector of sorts. Only the band packed up and left and the bar closed leaving the bartenders with the problem of getting him out the door. Wher the cops are waiting...

[@TheAviationChannel]

Trump: *"nobody has a lower IQ than me"*

[@bluehorse3236]

This time we would believe him 😂😂

[@TheAviationChannel]

@@bluehorse3236 agreed 🤣👍

[@mikephillips116ahcopssocal5]

Accept for his followers

[@aleksanderorzechowski5580]

I don't support him, but he's definitely not stupid. Proof is having made it to presidency.

[@trunghoanginh3505]

@@aleksanderorzechowski5580 Proof he is stupid is how he handle covid-19

[@sudan_unhrc3037]

0:20 nobody noticed the couple kissing in background. 😂

[@userwl2850]

The billions part sounds like my car trying to start in winter.

[@Typhoon2142]

My car goes "bing bing"

[@youthecat]

​@@Typhoon2142 : Well, better than "Bing-bong-BANG-bong-BING-bung....."

[@karenshaub8273]

That's s lot of imaginary friends. The only thing he said that I believe is when he said, " I have no friends."

[@bonniesimpson1636]

I think his imaginary friends are the voices in his head

[@evryatis9231]

If he had any they would have been targetted

[@JajabarBangladesh]

"I have some friends who are good at something and nobody understands them better than me." This video is an epic. I want to congratulate everybody involved in making this video. And nobody knows better than me how much effort has been given to make this.

[@Greatwealthgentleman]

Whoever made this video is a very stable genius

[@dafreedomfita]

I wonder if the person who put this together is suffering from a severe case of complex post traumatic stress disorder?

[@jordandoyle3327]

At this point he would say hes done more for religion then jesus christ

[@tiredlocke]

"I've done more for Christians than anybody. Except maybe Jesus. The fantastic guy - kinda low energy - but a great guy. He can go up on a mount for a sermon and all of a sudden - bing bing bong - he's feeding the masses. Oh, you know it? Great story. He's great. Nobody loves Jesus more than me. And nobody love his people - billions and billions of them - more than me, except maybe Jesus - I don't know, maybe he didn't really like them all - but he's dead now, so that's just me. Nobody does more for his people than me."

[@sweatshirtguy3424]

I wouldn’t be surprised if he said that very well constructed

[@Pherramoo]

Jordan Doyle Give it a week

[@karenshaub8273]

@@tiredlocke I actually thought he said that until I got toward the bottom. Great job on capturing the essence of Trump.

[@richardportman8912]

Well, he has. Because i pray everday to not have him around here.

[@sinisterminister6478]

After watching that why do I feel like I've been labotomized?

[@michaelpondo6324]

Trump needs a lobotomy quickly before he does more damage to our democracy.

[@brynjarthewarrior2680]

"A psychological deeply damaged man," Mary Trump.

[@chatryna]

You should hear what I have to say about my own family.

[@brynjarthewarrior2680]

@@chatryna Likewise, but I have had to completely walk away and dissociate myself with them. It got to the point when listening to them gave me headaches and my mind became a whirlwind. Their logic wasn't was illogic. I would leave feeling vertigo.

[@chatryna]

@@brynjarthewarrior2680 That is a good sign. That means you are still connected with right side up. You just need an anchor so that you can endure without vertigo.

[@LeoPard-HQ]

Looking at Donald Trump's mugshot today brought me back to this video and post this statement:- "So Donald Trump is a one-in-a-lifetime apparition in the highest office of this country, and we will never see another one again." This statement is for me to read 25 years from now if I'm still alive & laugh at it.

[@zehrasevilmis2280]

I don’t think I can hear the word billions again for a while

[@moonrock165]

We will hear, ( I will make you lose millions and millions and millions ).

[@stvstreett]

how many ?

[@cosmiccomedy7394]

It started sounding so weird after awhile

[@luisat431]

"Billons and billions billons billensen Biilisen Billiseen billiseeeen "

[@cwashing21isme]

Hahaha ha Hahaha Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@christinebuckingham8369]

With a “friend” like him, who needs enemies!?

[@diane8585]

I respect the person who made this video. Very well made