Trump vs. Test - Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV. Songified.

The President of the United States takes the hardest test known to man.
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Produced with Aaron Beaumont- aaronbeaumont.com
Assistant songification - Alexander Tso
Assistant songification - Kevin Stabinski
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#Songify #SongifyThis

[@schmoyoho]

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[@ninjaprskilisz4062]

Ok

[@IInferno]

This song made me feel very BOISTEROUS

[@ninjaprskilisz4062]

@I_Inferno yes

[@mui3]

Ok

[@hairytreeharleytree8635]

Songify BFB 22

[@juiceboots7482]

The man staring at Trump the whole time is making me feel uneasy

[@schmoyoho]

extreme same, i kept expecting him to say something

[@threedaysgrace2233]

I think he was holding back from saying something.you know he reacts to criticism.

[@xXSHAWNXx420]

i think the guy is looking uneasy based on the insane shit trump is saying. Like did he really just say that?

[@__mads__]

He’s horny for Trump’s big ah-brain. 🙄

[@missnikki8927]

The press hate him,lol.

[@gregorybrothers]

instructions unclear, repeated words until someone made us Secretary of the Interior against our will, send help

[@disownedrock]

Person woman man camera IPhone

[@disownedrock]

Darn it I failed

[@haruruben]

It’s not easy to keep track of all those dead bodies and unemployed people and shuttered businesses... it’s really hard because the number are so big

[@t.n.patronis4098]

LOL.

[@alchemicmercury]

Roflmao

[@DruSolis]

0:56-1:16 : I was not prepared for that mad flow.

[@eunie178]

its really good

[@jokarpinski22]

his flow proves he's insane.... with his bars!

[@Jason_Bob]

Your boy trump is a rapper

[@wa27]

It's very Swedemason

[@KillerBlaze]

I don’t think a president has ever been this memeable

[@durzio9630]

Tbh it's not a good thing

[@BlitzerXYZ]

@@durzio9630 well not for Americans for the rest of the world it is great as we get to laugh

[@diemuebs4316]

@@BlitzerXYZ Right! Even we German laugh about this "Presidement" 😂😂😂 And everyone knows that Germans have NO HUMOR 😀

[@kowysta]

Poland sympathizes with you.

[@JamesPanic]

Bush junior came real damn close though. like REAL close to beating this one.

[@turkeyblock9689]

Every American is sure to know the words: Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV. A truly incredible feat for the American populace to be both so unified and clearly intelligent.

[@crnkmnky]

@@buckbuchanan4902 I Go Hard. I Go Hard Hard. Bigly und Stable.

[@salamisumo2]

Buck Buchanan Keep licking them bloated, sweaty clown shoes

[@holypokey47]

Buck Buchanan I know. Like he got fucking extra points on his dementia tests. WTF. Now he’s got to tell the world son. Who gets extra points on a fucking medical dementia test.

[@generalmartok3990]

@@buckbuchanan4902 Lol, how sad, defending Trump in multiple comments on a Songify This video.

[@user-ux4gu2lh8c]

Buck Buchanan It is pretty simple to repeat and memorise a sentence, why is his considered at all remarkable

[@michaelhammond8215]

Not gonna lie I wasn’t feeling it until he hit that flow

[@schmoyoho]

whenever the rapper initiates double time, it hits different

[@AjollynerdVO]

That flow had Lin Manuel getting nervous.

[@larshthecasualmechwarrior4123]

For sure. That's when the track gets real

[@MrRectangle]

It's not funny dude. I started playing this and now my house is on fire.

[@rondata]

sounded like he was trying to rap

[@metalmagerin3]

Little do you know, this is actually the ancient spell: Perso Mann Wumen Kamra Tivi. All sharp presidents must know this, for its awesome power reaches far and wide.

[@tulleuchen]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Listeningtomuzak]

It's the nuclear launch code

[@Shams-fe6lq]

It’s actually Perso Wumen Mann Kamran Tivi. I guess u aren’t a genius like president Donald Duck

[@metalmagerin3]

@@Shams-fe6lq Hey, look, it's actually quite difficult. I'm not sharp like the president, okay?

[@selalewow]

Maybe if we sat Trump's name backwards he will go back to his own dimension.

[@dunkelwelpling]

Being a president sure isn't as easy as i thought.

[@sticks4632]

"To vote for president just bang your head against the desk" oof that cuts deep.

[@VanessaMagick]

It gets a little more true every time

[@songsdream]

...or argue with a friend or stranger on the Internet! lolol

[@alexrekzu4079]

Bang bang BANGG ;^}

[@revelle8605]

I feel that in my soul

[@chubbs2067]

Person, woman, man, camera, radio... ah so close.

[@Resoxin]

Record player lol.

[@gorak9000]

Person, woman, man, camera, pee pee tape? Shit, no, that's not it... what was it again?

[@stilltoomanyhats]

Still impressive, pretty sure 4/5 is enough to qualify you for congress at least.

[@ChillPill365]

@@stilltoomanyhats Well, yeah. He got them in order so he gets extra points.

[@KingofHearts]

Sorry, no extra points for you! It’s okay though the test is very hard

[@drucifer3185]

Trump has now admitted he has taken regular dementia tests throughout his presidency, thinks they are very difficult, and the doctors are surprised he did so well.

[@WarningStrangerDanger]

The Boomers are all getting too old. Trump is 70... And one of the young ones!!!

[@DAN420.]

@@WarningStrangerDanger He is 74.

[@andreabritton7415]

@@WarningStrangerDanger politicians have handled themselves at that age at least mentally before though. Trump is a bit of special case.

[@WarningStrangerDanger]

@@andreabritton7415 it has been old news for a while that there are a lot of mentally compromised people in government. There are quite a few stories like this one: nypost.com/2017/10/11/pharmacist-hints-some-congress-members-have-alzheimers/ and that is to be expected since we have the most geriatric government in history.

[@ShallowDepression]

Yes, a multi-billionaire and holds the highest office in the most successful country in the world. Damn right he's smart.

[@inikolov]

Trump - "Everybody says this test is meant for idiots. I took it and I don't think so. It was pretty hard!"

[@colegillgrass3373]

He got a perfect score and was bragging, albeit a stupid thing to brag about and exaggerate, but then Don Lemon misidentified an animal and over about a minute Andrew Cuomo forgot what animal Lemon called it. Meanwhile Trump remembered the correct order and images a day later.

[@frog5424]

Yknow sometimes people do something called sarcasm

[@kualii4936]

Person, woman, man, camera, tv

[@kualii4936]

The test is hard but easy

[@schmoyoho]

if you did this without cheating, you are now the Vice Vice President

[@Alazazer]

@@buckbuchanan4902 We get it dude, you are a trump fan

[@dylanblackwell6608]

Mr president, let me take you to your office.

[@Ephelle]

@@buckbuchanan4902 Yeah like identifying an elephant or drawing a clock.

[@Doomzdeh]

“Trump vs Ramp” “Trump vs Test” Dude, does Joe Biden even exist anymore? Trump is out here doing interviews and fighting with inanimate objects

[@shocktrauma85]

@Mo De Or what can he do if Biden is acting normal while this idiot is making an ass out of himself every single day.

[@starlightsall]

The long awaited sequels to "Trump vs Glass of Water" and "Trump vs Umbrella"

[@Steelburgh]

Biden is being smart. Lay low, don't risk mistakes and let Trump sink himself. He has nothing to gain because he is on the "anti Trump" card not the "pro Biden" card. He already has my vote.

[@Keylink1]

He'll decide to exsist once he is president

[@sofiadragon6520]

Joe is stepping put of the room so Trump's scattershot strategy can only ricochet back to hit his own people.

[@IInferno]

We weren't the first. We won't be the last. But i sure hope 2020 ends fast.

[@MASTERMIND-mr6er]

Damn corona....

[@schmoyoho]

at least we're already in 2020.5

[@IInferno]

@@schmoyoho i fucking love you schmo.

[@ninjaprskilisz4062]

Yes

[@Top_Dawg360]

schmoyoho you mean 2020.7

[@IInferno]

Odly specific titles are what give schmo their charm.

[@merphul]

He was obviously just naming things he saw as his head turned.

[@durzio9630]

This is the funniest part to me

[@acbeaumo]

He was describing what the cognitive assessment test was like. The point of the question is to memorize the names of five things. It doesn't matter what they are.

[@KingofHearts]

I think 1:25 proves that. He literally makes eye contact with the camera as he says it.

[@matrixdefector4344]

these cognitive tests are used to screen older patients for dementia. like...they aren't meant to be hard. they are just designed so that they will trip up someone with a cognitive deficit, but people who don't have one should be fine taking the test. Trump bragging about passing the dementia captcha is honestly quite funny

[@Andrewrb15]

Devils advocate here: I think it’s less of him bragging about passing, and more of him saying Biden wouldn’t pass. Honestly, I’m inclined to believe him on that one

[@olive_fezz]

Matrix Defector ikr! And he says that they went ‘wow you did really well’ not because it was actually good, but they’re amazed that he actually managed to pass the test... Proves now that he’s not cognitive deficient, but that he’s actually is just an asshole.

[@Steelburgh]

Dementia captcha!

[@Steelburgh]

@@bludclone And he'll STILL be five times better than Trump!

[@UlshaRS]

@@bludclone low quality bait

[@SuperTrailerz]

At the North Pole, new satellite photos show arctic ice is melting so fast. Many scientists now predict it will be gone within 30 years. With temperatures rising even faster If we all don't take bold action and take it soon we will find ourselves on Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV

[@durzio9630]

This comment is like being punched in the face by DJ Khalid.

[@englishmotherfucker1058]

@Big gut Ed the water's getting warm so you might as well swim

[@_ilynux]

Oh snap! How fast?!

[@dewayneweaver2744]

Dude they said that in the 70's ain't happened yet. And suppose it is true do you really think how you vote will make a difference? Are you that naive? Are you confusing the president with Santa Claus?

[@moos5221]

DId you see the latest news? The now molten ice uncovered ancient markings reading: Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV!

[@hmmm-rr7hv]

Broke me here exactly: 1:17 How does he even do that. It's a difficult test.

[@FARISEO25]

Person, woman, man, camera and tv.....damn this is hard!!

[@bg6b7bft]

It's cute how proud he is of passing this test. I bet Melania hung it on their fridge.

[@thecoleopterist]

Underrated.

[@chitownbangin]

Damn bro, so edgy

[@markcobuzzi826]

@magicisnow In light of recent events, it seems that such exercises could have especially come in handy for Joe Biden. The evacuation plan required that he memorize these five words in order: "Civvies -> Citizens -> Afghans -> Hardware -> Soldiers". But from what I am hearing, it sounds like he might have gotten the order backwards.

[@laalaa99stl]

Right up there with the Gettysburg address, man. Brought a tear to my eye.

[@zimfilms2957]

Ikr so touching

[@bothsidesoftheball3350]

I love how it just cuts out at the end: “to vote bang your head against your desk. *sigh*, now I’ve got a concussion”

[@Jaykaverse]

LOL

[@maximilianklinger2712]

HEADBUT TIME! *explodes into pieces due to killbind*

[@GameKeeper28]

At this rate, but next year Trump will master "One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish Blue Fish".

[@megaevolution101]

He's getting too powerful

[@athena6227]

Lol I remember that 😂😂

[@AngryKittens]

Impossible! That's the most difficult secret test of them all!

[@AngryKittens]

@@buckbuchanan4902 So... Putin?

[@Arrakiz666]

@@buckbuchanan4902 Right on dude, masks are communism.

[@piagebot2943]

This phrase was stuck in my head after the interview and now it’s never gonna leave my head thanks a lot. This might as well be his new phrase instead of “Keep America Great” cuz this is more memorable

[@jrzjnz7573]

I'm playing this at my bday party in 2 days

[@schmoyoho]

you should keep the artist secret until people start asking

[@markgriz]

Finally, something to get "The Ramp" out of my head

[@spearminty3345]

No matter which side of the political spectrum you’re on, we can all agree on one thing: this song is catchy as hell.

[@mik3lang3lo]

And Trump is a dumb moron, yeah, and that two

[@MechaKnuckles]

@Mark Lawson Trying to be a dictator? You're funny.

[@tworpish]

@@MechaKnuckles its true. now he wants to extend his presidency indefinetly

[@LamaPoop]

And it's the similarities we should focus on!

[@RandomGuy010]

Nah. I don't like hip-hop.

[@UnYin99]

I would bet every dollar I ever earned in my life that no one said to him "That's amazing, how did you do that?"

[@hunterizsyn]

Hypppeee, always good to see how smart 45 thinks he is vs. his actual intelligence

[@hollowhope4320]

@@palitroki holy shizzle, there was a president who ran a campaign in one day and won? Who was that?

[@1Dubbelman]

@@palitroki the billions of dollars, business connections and the fact that he tried and failed at becoming a president multiple times before might've helped I dunno... Was probably that big brain, right? The one that feels the need to brag about passing a senile test and doesn't know how a virus test works?

[@crnkmnky]

@@PiethagorasTearem "Many people have been asking me to run… but I'm very busy cannibalizing my late daddy's real estate empire…"

[@colindelabie9734]

PiethagorasTearem he didn’t seem to care about his dad much. Tbh I think he was happy when his dad died since he forced his dad to take everyone else in his family out of the will and only keep him in it.

[@DantheDuke_]

Damn Trump spitting out some sick rhymes in that one section

[@Ectava]

I felt as if my IQ fell out of my ear and hit the floor when I heard Trump bragging about passing that test. xD

[@DamonCzanik]

We have 170,000+ Americans dead thanks to his stupidity. He bragged about a passing a simple dementia test and suggested injecting disinfectant. Vote him out.

[@BulletTheEnforcer]

That’s because your brain fainted when exposed to such a godly, amazing intellect. A STABLE genius, the mind of the CENTURY!

[@genesis2868]

@@BulletTheEnforcer are you joking, i sinceraly hope you are joking

[@BulletTheEnforcer]

@@genesis2868 I have the best jokes. Believe me.

[@rachelwood9438]

Lol that close up on Brian Williams!! Every night he says how many days left til the election! Thx for this! 🤣

[@veronaaaaaaaaaa]

Song has one of the deepest bass lines in existence

[@Paraboiia]

may this vid bless the united statshh of americah

[@Thebigskullman]

This is like rearranging a can of spaghettios into an original shakespeare. You made something so much more legit and clever than the source material gave.

[@KING-uz8xs]

Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV So.... I'm the next president right?

[@SportingRedwood]

KING considering your username, I’m pretty sure you’re the current president

[@shocktrauma85]

@@SportingRedwood Electricity Constitution Philadelphia. The kid from Big Daddy should be the President because he has a better grasp of the vocabulary than Trump.

[@Steelburgh]

Sure, why not? Couldn't do much worse than what we have now.

[@Jaykaverse]

Bob B True

[@heinz5714]

Maybe u should try and run

[@Slavnok]

It’s amazing how they can take literally any video and turn it into a musical

[@joshuaclark8829]

Just realized this interview came out like a day or 2 ago how the heck have you made it so quickly!

[@remycalamity8976]

Trump is such a fine specimen of the Dunning-Kruger effect

[@Izzy-qf1do]

Donald-kruger effect.

[@hawkeye5955]

The Dumpster fire is a fine specimen of excrement.

[@ulysses5439]

_the left always projects_ never ceases to amaze me how completely infallible that phenomenon is

[@jamesw657]

He is the defacto leader of the Dunning-Kruger club

[@Sunprism]

My favorite thing about those answers is that he obviously just looked around the room and said the first five words he could think of

[@GalileoCap]

Persona. Mujer. Hombre. Cámara. Tevé

[@EntidadLibre]

Muy bien 👏👏👏

[@jeffd9782]

It's going global!!

[@colindelabie9734]

Galileo Cappella personne, femme, homme, caméra, télé

[@suqmaddiqq]

Now we have those Mexicans!

[@farheenfatima7712]

After listening to this song for an unhealthy amount of times, I can confidently say that I can take the test to get a perfect mark

[@alexeyvolin4263]

Not only he made down the ramp, he remembered 5 names and repeated them 20(!) minutes later! What a talented man!

[@gideonbarnes7030]

this if basically like trump bragging about his dad asking him to remember to tall him to get milk when the get to walmart

[@thomasneal9291]

I hear he can even drink a glass of water (now) with one hand!

[@alexeyvolin4263]

@@thomasneal9291 No way! How he's so good?!

[@DeepShadedGlassesGuy]

This. This is why I've been subscribed to this channel since high school💚

[@HexerPsy]

Such a dystopian situation... This tune greatly amplifies that vibe!

[@DingusReviews]

Person, Woman, Man, Camera, BARS

[@patrickcrews3977]

Been following you guys since the Double Rainbow early days, thank you for this!! I knew you guys would do this five words even more justice, in these bizarre times.. fingers crossed on good things come November

[@mercenarytao7930]

This one is my favorite. The trap beat was unexpected and just very well done overall.

[@serbran2242]

Who can honestly take out this rapping legend.

[@chukwudiilozue9171]

DJ Ramp beat him.

[@durzio9630]

Anyone with functioning brain cells

[@ZzIAmNOTLegendzZ]

Obama

[@michaelchallis4129]

Kanye. Just kidding.

[@andrewrosegregory]

Person, woman, man, camera, TV

[@schmoyoho]

Person, woman, man, camera, TV

[@Jaykaverse]

Person, woman, man, camera, TV

[@colindelabie9734]

In the White House y’all go

[@davidmathes6730]

The President of the United States shouldn't be less intelligent then most of your uncles

[@MechaKnuckles]

Welp, all of my uncles are smarter than Biden...

[@colindelabie9734]

Mecha Knuckles Biden has a degree in law

[@MechaKnuckles]

@@colindelabie9734 Okay? My uncles are very accomplished.

[@colindelabie9734]

Mecha Knuckles please be more specific than that

[@MechaKnuckles]

@@colindelabie9734 I don't feel obligated to share that, but I will tell you that both of them are more intelligent than Biden and would beat him in a debate any day. All completed college, one runs a very successful business in architecture and another is a colonel in the military. That's all I'll say.

[@0821449881]

Person,Woman,Man,Camera,TV............ That's Amazing !! 🎶🎶

[@revolutionfrommahbed4246]

Um - can we just give you the 2020 Academy Award for Excellence in Editing?!? That rap in the middle was siiiiiick! 😎🤩

[@gorillaguerillaDK]

This is going to be a hit at the Republican Convention....

[@OxKing]

Plottwist: That's actually the code for the atomic bombs.

[@aggroknight4259]

That was "covfefe", actually.

[@jakeriley5930]

Wow!! This was epic and everything I hoped for!!

[@Pizzapziaaz]

person, woman, man, tv

[@schmoyoho]

4/5, B-

[@namewithheld7835]

CAMERA, TV 🙄

[@damiennroddy]

Im sorry but you are now disqualified of becoming president of the united states

[@THEGREENHELIUM]

Come on Ronn get with the program

[@tunixx740]

That test is the hardest test ever omg. How can you remember all of those names.

[@LemThurdy420]

Vote for him so we can keep this memetrain going

[@melkeze3691]

A great leader, an inspiration for the people and a mirror of the American population. America keep on winning under this man who hold within the best words.

[@GetToThePointAlready]

From this point forward, I'm referring to all Women as PERSON WOMAN

[@churdle92]

Jesus Christ, this is painful to watch. It’s only slightly bearable when songified. We’re so screwed.

[@Jaykaverse]

Lol I just laugh at it

[@y2kblackout]

The bigger issue is that 4/10 Americans still support this bozo.

[@MrFerjurowns]

pretty much man, at least now the orange bozo is telling people they should wear masks.

[@jothePianoMaster13]

Even Don Lemon couldn't get it right, neither could his lover Andrew Cuomo. It may sound simple but it's about memory and if you are stable minded.

[@MechaKnuckles]

@@jothePianoMaster13 I know. Seeing them act like clowns is hilarious but also scary, because people believe them.

[@beeonthyme5760]

He admitted it's hard???? It's just a cognitive function test????!!!! That's scary as hell

[@tulleuchen]

This chant is reprogramming our minds!

[@VincentVonDudler]

Send this to the Library of Congress *today* because it must be preserved forever.

[@joshuacarre06]

Idk what this song is about but I love it

[@opal9583]

How do you live in a song

[@KarlHerzog]

Trump's bragging all over the place about passing a cognitive test that determines if he's fit enough to hold sharp objects.

[@reknown123]

He's bragging about passing an Alzheimer's test

[@Pfifficus27]

"Is he competent?" ... Of course not! Is Schmoyoho competent? Absolutely!!!

[@wolf_biter]

I hope they include this brilliant prose in the National Archives.

[@MatthiasPowerbomb]

I'm going to remember the test too now.

[@UncleWally3]

It’s not nice to mock a special needs person, man or woman, on camera or TV.

[@colindelabie9734]

Walter Wilkins you got the order mixed up

[@UncleWally3]

Colin Delabie. Whew! Thank goodness I’m not the President!

[@colindelabie9734]

Walter Wilkins whew

[@colbycox8783]

Walter Wilkins haha I like this comment

[@spiritreapr]

I wonder what the difference is between person, man and woman is

[@crnkmnky]

I guess the first one was non-binary. 🤘🏿🌈

[@AuntBibby]

crnkmnky heck ya!!!!!!!!!!!! _In Mesopotamian mythology, among the earliest written records of humanity, there are references to types of people who are neither male nor female. Sumerian and Akkadian tablets from the 2nd millennium BCE and 1700 BCE describe how the gods created these people, their roles in society, and words for different kinds of them. These included eunuchs, women who couldn't or weren't allowed to have children, men who live as women, intersex people, gay people, and others.[1][2][3]_ _Writings from ancient Egypt (Middle Kingdom, 2000-1800 BCE) said there were three genders of humans: male, sekhet (sht), and female, in that order. Sekhet is usually translated as "eunuch," but that's probably an oversimplification of what this gender category means. Since it was given that level of importance, it could potentially be an entire category of gender/sex variance that doesn't fit into male or female. The hieroglyphs for sekhet include a sitting figure that usually mean a man, but the word doesn't include hieroglyphs that refer to genitals in any way. The word for male did include a hieroglyph explicitly showing a penis. At the very least, sekhet is likely to mean cisgender gay men, in the sense of not having children, and not necessarily someone who was castrated.[5]_ _Many cultures and ethnic groups have concepts of traditional gender-variant roles, with a history of them going back to antiquity. These gender identities and roles are often analogous to nonbinary identity, as they don't fit into the Western idea of the gender binary roles. The Hijra of South Asian countries including India, Pakistan, and Bangladesh date back to 400 BCE or 300 CE, where they were mentioned in the Kama Sutra. The Hijra are feminine eunuchs who consider themselves neither male nor female. The Scythians, who were Eurasian nomadic horseriders, were well-known to other civilizations for honoring gender-variant people as priests and warriors. The Scythians invented the world's earliest known hormone therapy as far back as the 7th century BCE, using licorice root as an antiandrogen,[6] and mare's urine as an oestrogen, much as is used in the modern oestrogen medication, Premarin.[7] Hundreds of pre-colonial Native American cultures recognized various kinds of gender roles (today called by the umbrella term Two-Spirit) who did not fit into the Western gender binary. The māhū of Hawaii and Tahiti were also pre-colonial genders outside male and female. As far back as six centuries ago, the Bugis people of Indonesia have recognized five genders, one of which, called Bissu, is a combination of all the genders, even if they are not physically intersex.[8] As far back as the 1st century CE, classical Judaism has recognized six genders/sexes, with distinct prohibitions for each.[9]_

[@MikoSquiz]

Bet you $5 he tried to name five different things and went "person.. woman.." then realized what he'd just said and tried to walk it back by including "man" as well.

[@crnkmnky]

@@AuntBibby Right On! What's the name of that text? 🤓

[@jamessoltis5407]

...one may have a dick, one probably has a dick, and one could have had a lot of dicks.

[@connybartels2207]

Person, woman, man, camera, tv. The only five words he knows by heart, but don’t ask them next week.

[@M3ltedicicle]

does he realize that this is a test to make sure you're not stupid? if you get them right, it doesn't make you smart...

[@JGD714]

Cuomo and Lemon failed this test, though. Pretty sure Biden would fail it too. It isn't a test for what you're saying, though. It's a test to prove older people are still cognitive, which is actually extremely relevant when considering that in response to Biden's dementia and age, some left news sources have also tried to imply Trump has dementia, plus he is also quite old as well. But sure honesty goes out of the window when TDS attacks.

[@paddleduck5328]

I’m not sure he realizes that.

[@Norritt7167]

@@JGD714 mexico will pay for it!

[@natiliee.s.5476]

Person 👩 👨 📷 📺 Hard questions? America🇺🇸...this is your PRESIDENT???

[@charlenemack7040]

I can tell a crocodile from an elephant so that must make me a genius just like former twice impeached Trump

[@MarcusWeiss-jx3fr]

Favorite part: test givers ask, "How did you do that?" ...sure, uh huh, you bet.

[@BadOompaloompa79]

How does this not have a billion views yet.

[@Alphax36]

Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV

[@tunixx740]

You’re smarter than Einstein omg you are now the president lol

[@deonambrose]

"Person, woman, man, camera, TV." - Donald J. Trump

[@Jaykaverse]

LMAO

[@navedhasan4632]

When he said "person woman man camera tv" *I felt it* 😢

[@gunproofgrandad]

I’ll honestly never forget the order of them words and for that I think you mr President sir

[@4n1eu]

I'm glad the usa has such a smart president who can identifies persons, women, men, cameras and tvs, even if it is a hard test for him.

[@HannyGirl812]

Damn, who knew Mr. President Cheeto Dust had such good rap flow

[@TornaitSuperBird]

Mr. President Cheeto Dust is def his stage name lol

[@jeffreyhernandez4546]

“No person, man,woman,camera ,TV, meh they impeached me, I still walked out of DC looking peachy”

[@Doug8D3]

it's been days and I can still remember Person Woman Man Camera T.V..... I must be a damn genius.

[@BoffinGrusky]

HAIRY LEGS?

[@Octorocker743]

I saw this interview and immediately thought "let the remixes begin"

[@Jaykaverse]

Lmao

[@phoenixstormjr.1018]

A power outage was at one of his rallies and he got the whole speech memorized but the word airport. Thats an hour of memorizing. Dang.

[@Bruh-bc5ss]

Person woman man camera tv

[@schmoyoho]

Person woman man camera tv

[@FroggyQC23]

You too could be president Jeff!

[@KairosDCC]

Person woman man camera tv

[@theTOPSTARrap]

Person, woman, man, camera. Man, 😭 this is deep

[@TylerSolvestri]

I cried 😭😭😭

[@theTOPSTARrap]

that's deep!

[@notsure1969]

The hit track of 2020. This editing is tremendous.

[@ZillMob]

0:23 i love subtitles. sometimes they stick in little jokes. like here. "sudden ennui". just amuses me is all

[@stevenday1514]

The more Trump talks, the more I actually tend to feel bad for him. He’s trying so hard to make himself seem intelligent and failing so spectacularly... and he’s the most powerful man in the world.

[@IInferno]

That makes it funny and so ironic, its like a disasterous masterpiece

[@schmoyoho]

maybe it's a sympathy vote strategy

[@Aflay1]

schmoyoho People want the most powerful man in the world to be pathetic?

[@DavidSmith-iq4vr]

@@Aflay1 He already is pathetic. He can't handle any criticism, thinks he's better than everyone else, lies repeatedly, exploits all those around him, looks up to those who are or wish to be dictators, and sees any admission of frailty or imperfection as a weakness.

[@crnkmnky]

Yeah, it is sadder with every revelation. Totally unable to see anything outside of the reality he creates for himself. Now we're learning more about how he developed this impenetrable narcissism and dishonesty as a way to thrive under his sociopath father. 🐲⚡

[@bendragunoff6976]

He makes me ashamed to be an American

[@Prettymapleleaf]

Evan Wibbenmeyer shameful. Please please wake the hell up.

[@Jaykaverse]

LES I know right

[@colindelabie9734]

Ben Dragunoff he is the reason I brag about being part French

[@DivineFalcon]

We all know those words by heart now, but can the man that said them still remember them?

[@NestorCustodio]

The SEO on that description must be through the roof!

[@BenSchubert1995]

He's so. Stinkin. Precious. When he. Smiles! B)