Trump Wanted Generals Like Hitler's & Marjorie Taylor Greene Goes to Jail | The Daily Show

[@MinnieandMickeyandSnips]

As a Kiwi, it makes me so happy to see the Aotearoa campaign being discussed AND Trevor pronouncing Te Reo words correctly AND people applauding this

[@FM-oh6pq]

Wishing you all the luck in this campaign! I hope you get your country's name back, it's beautiful. Kia ora

[@tioswift3676]

I like. Ew Zealand much better

[@julianskinner3697]

I use Aotearoa all the time now. Sounds better to me.

[@armingleiner5292]

New Zealand sounds much better, I will always call it New Zealand.

[@QueenMegaera]

As a Scandinavian, calling two awesome mountainous islands "New Zealand" never made much sense to begin with. Like, Sjealland is pretty, but it's small and flat.

[@kevinsantascott3688]

Love , love , love seeing MTG behind bars. Let it be REAL soon !

[@raybin6873]

What was she going to "do" for that man..kneeling like...well...uh...Y'kno! 😄

[@melodymarks4927]

Or shipped to Transylvania or siberia!

[@SipLeila]

DON'T YOU HAVE ANY TESTOSTERONE? AFRAID OF A WOMAN? REALLY?

[@wildwesley9328]

I used to have so much respect for Sinema. She was my representative when I was in high school and she was the one who gave me my nomination to go to West Point and I got to talk to her extensively about her beliefs and policies. I was proud to have a more liberal representative in such a conservative state, not to mention the first LGBT rep in that state. Her behavior now spits in the face of everything she told me. It’s really true you either die (retire) a hero or live (work) long enough to see yourself become the villain.

[@SipLeila]

SHE'S LGBT?

[@SisterMercyLynx]

@@SipLeila She's bi, but seems like she just uses it for political points rather than actually care about LGBT issues. Politicians be like that.

[@bendystrawz2832]

"Congress is getting things done." By far the biggest shock. How on earth did that happen?

[@laurindah8759]

@Kevin Meeker Well we know it’s not happening because Republicans have realized we need to DO SOMETHING! If they could have stopped it, they would have. Thanks to Manchin and Synema the bill is not as comprehensive as it should be but at least it’s a big step in the right direction.

[@jeangillespie1173]

Finally!

[@ciello___8307]

Compromises were made. Though its not done yet. For example, the repulicans voted against a cap on the price of insulin at $35

[@TabethaAurochs]

Does this mean we should all go *make it rain* on the. Dems in the Senate,? Did Joe Manchin rat on Kirsten Synema? Will Kyrsten Synema become The New Kim???

[@intomnia3313]

You know what really grinds my gears?……gridlock.

[@DrJohnnyJ]

The law and order party feels sad for real criminals that have been convicted of real crimes but has no sympathy for the unjustly jailed.

[@franimal86]

A jail cell can’t hold the irony in

[@louis5555gmail]

Who's unjustly jailed again?

[@dolliscrawford280]

@@louis5555gmail people convicted because they couldn't afford a lawer and were convinced to plead guilty to crimes they didn't commit to get a lesser sentence on a plea deal.

[@louis5555gmail]

@@dolliscrawford280, you must be talking about Michael Flynn and Roger Stone.

[@SipLeila]

SO YOU ADMIT YOU DON'T WANT LAW AND ORDER?

[@scorpiomoon2535]

I cannot express how disappointed I am that MTG is NOT actually in jail.

[@dthomas9230]

The fake prisoner hiding his status as a snitch is very reality TV or Evangelicalism 101.

[@helloxonsfan]

Repubs love being fakes...!!! ... Fake tears, fake outrage, fake prayers, fake Christians, fake patriots, fakes, fakes, fakes...!!! Repubs are the biggest fakers on the planet...!!!

[@thediaz07]

What

[@hks2377]

@@thediaz07 He got a plea deal to avoid actually doing time, by being a cooperator. Now he’s pretending to do time. He’s grifting off playing the victim, as is typical of MAGA & other evangelical/ cult-like movements.

[@steviekc9057]

@@hks2377 ! Sheepishly me

[@KingTez1983]

@@hks2377 This is so funny! Marjorie went in like "I'm not going to miss this photo op!!!"

[@darkheartrjdyosn6345]

Green going in and randomly praying could actually be a torture tactic.

[@jeangillespie1173]

She"s torturing us!!!

[@Ottophil]

@Phi Hong nobody can understand that video. Reported as spam

[@xy6845]

It's more like a weird meme I'd think...

[@josephreilly6328]

Boring Board

[@zoer7338]

LOL!

[@jod2015]

Every time I see Marjorie appear, I’m more and more convinced that we live in a family guy reality. How is it possible that who ever Trump touches, they turn into cartoon characters?! 🤷‍♀️

[@RendaJane]

True. That’s just a fact!

[@wellesradio]

He doesn’t turn people into these things. He attracts people who are already like that.

[@alexisfedrick6812]

Lol

[@lyonking_lk]

Because he's a cartoon character living in a cartoon bubble

[@anyone9689]

Birds of a feather ..

[@Leonaza7]

Trump was Raided by the organization that he appointed the director as well as the judge-priceless! 😂😂

[@trickwillis]

🎼karma karma karma-chameleon 🎶🎤

[@americancountryball2077]

He made the entire Republican Party look like a joke I understand why they want his head

[@id10t98]

Cons helping cons hide evidence is all that is.

[@nancymorrison9978]

😎

[@MajorHenryL.]

…that was politicized under al-Obama, and weaponized under TaliBiden😅

[@AshIeyyy]

We're all waiting for the next episode after they raided Trumps place 😁

[@couragekarnga8735]

I can't wait to see all the late-night folks have fun with that!

[@b.carter564]

As Mar-a-lago Turns.🤣😂

[@charlesandrews2419]

So true.

[@rexjohnson3895]

Raiders of the lost docs

[@zeldasvideos4968]

Keep refreshing KZbin to try and get the best LOLs

[@BelleBelle162]

Being from New Zealand, I was far too excited that this segment started off with something from here! 😂huge appreciation to Trevor for discussing this AND also pronouncing Aotearoa so well! We've also just celebrated our first indigenous holiday here, Matariki. Love NZ and love you Trevor!

[@maggiecunningham8952]

Trevor: “This is a woman who is actually part of running you’re country!” please don’t remind us

[@elmarobberts5128]

@lygophile 🤣🤣

[@mattolivier9465]

No she isn't. Not "MY" country! Nice try clown girl. I don't support your government. Shame on you!

[@carolyntalbot947]

Actually she doesn't work at all, she's had every commitee appointment revoked. She's an elected troll, something unique to the GOP.

[@qwerrweterterhrhry]

*your

[@edene.4870]

About the cpac mock prisoner in a cell bit: I kinda immediately equated it mentally to people throwing food at zoo animals myself.

[@pythonxz]

It would be fitting.

[@Stranglars1]

The guy ratted out several of his Jan 6 participants by a plea deal...🤣🤣

[@cnwil4594]

Dude, I agree. This MTG and those other scandalous Trump supporters have lost their minds. No one can trust any of them. Sad their are only a few decent GOPs/REBs.... I hope these GOPs/REBs become the primary leaders..... They really need to Ghost this clown Trump.

[@russellm2555]

Michael Steven Sanford tried to shoot the President. He did a whopping six months in jail for that. But four years for the trespasser

[@dougclem7711]

That cojungial visit was HOT! Blonde wife on her knees for her man not to forget her and fall in love with his Jan. 6th cellulite that has a VERY cool bass boat and a real M-16.

[@catherineferreragrand8177]

It's about time people see how well Biden is doing if, given the support needed, we need the sides to finally work together and get over the crime boss who is a waste of breath! And yes, I am a Republican! Let's not spend any more time on the crime boss and get him in prison and out of our news!!!

[@zeyadsaeed9580]

hahahaahhahahahah, what alternate reality i am living in?

[@mangomonkey6938]

How is it that all the Trump lickers can jump on Pres Biden for the few unfortunate deaths in Afghanistan but the hundreds of thousands of Covid deaths on Trump's watch aren't even mentioned anymore?

[@CL-go2ji]

Preach it!

[@mikeyoung9810]

Just think, there are those that would vote for him again. 🤔 Maybe we don't need a new president, just new voters. Voters that expect their president to defend the constitution and the citizens and not just himself.

[@kellharris2491]

I was honestly hoping most of the crazies would die from covid.

[@saigaihikigane6150]

Build a time machine and go back to the civil war, prevent Lincoln’s assassination, send General Sherman back in. Problem solved.

[@Fire-Queen]

@MikeYoung how do you suppose that's done? These people feel disenfranchised and deserve to be heard as well... However, the danger to democracy would have to be continued to be dealt with legally. And the 'deprogramming' of cult members takes a generation or two... Just look at the Nazi's in Germany... As long as the rot isn't stopped and removed, it keep spreading!

[@lynlyn1895]

Sorry Mike! Won’t happen until we produce a more intelligent society of people who can think for themselves and not be swayed with style above substance! 🥲

[@1yabeyabe]

That's why we need open borders.

[@sandragruhle6288]

Trevor is an over-achiever who is always on point and pointed. Love it!

[@AskMississippiAskMississippi]

“My political ideal is democracy. Let every person be respected as an individual and no person be idolized.” -Dr. Albert Einstein, 1930

[@twb6821]

The World As I See It

[@TheBLGL]

Albert Einstein misspelled “anarchism”, but at least Tolstoy had sense.

[@caliscribe2120]

Let's be serious. Einstein was one of the biggest seekers of celebrity status, though he richly deserved it.

[@Raphael.6]

Quoted exclusively because we as a society idolize the guy!lol

[@martinsonderbynielsen9656]

8

[@sweepingtime]

I had to force myself to sit through the CPAC segment here. Throwing money into the fake prison cell is such a symbolically Republican thing to do.

[@bradwilliams6574]

Yeah like how sweet of you maybe he can pick up a pack of smokes from canteen

[@kmc7062]

And the idiots keep giving their money to Trump too. The grift never ends.

[@sophierobinson2738]

Thanks for warning me! I was able to fast forward before I got it on me!

[@jds1392]

But remember that many real prisons don't get special tax deductions that individuals get and still don't provide the non-felon with an education.

[@jds1392]

Throw have Educated people who commit calculated REAL crimes exchange jail cells with the ones Rich boy cells

[@joebolongna2334]

Rest in peace America… Are used to wonder what state I wanted to move to when I retired but now I need to figure out what country I want to move to

[@kit-kat3356]

Keep faith. As my granny used to say, this too shall pass ☺️

[@FridgeChic]

I always want to see TV hosts reactions in real time when they find out big news! Tomorrow night's shows are gonna be epic.

[@smartass0124]

So Trevor wants generals who side with the CCP

[@vokasimid5330]

Biggest Action Movie of the Year

[@PBthesquirrel]

3:28, "because we've changed the world! In a way where you rarely get the opportunity to do that." Dude, you are the head majority of the US House of Reps, your job is to change the world! You get these opportunities all the time and whiff it almost every time! That being said, glad you got one in this time, Chuck 👍

[@healthy2202]

MTG was in the prisoner cell. fake cell. I thought she was kneeling in a way that was going to get her on the inmates most wanted list.

[@raybin6873]

Yes...and "do it" in front of all those....er, uh....maggats! 😄

[@mjt11860]

lol, i was going to make a comment on that. hilarious!

[@GizmoMaltese]

Fake prisoner fake Christian It makes sense. They're both performance artists.

[@reubenherrera9827]

And why was she on her knees in front of that young man? Terrible image.

[@jadalemu6618]

Beyond the jokes and puns, this show really shows what’s going on in the country.

[@yankee2666]

If you actually believe that you're very lost.

[@l11lI11]

Don't ever forget what Trevor and Rachael tried to do. This is 🇺🇸

[@historysyourbestfriend5500]

@@yankee2666 then why are you taking the time to watch this video…if you’re so “above it all”

[@SipLeila]

GUESS YOU MISSED THE PART WHERE THE CLINTONS STOLE $190,000 OF ITEMS FROM THE WHITEHOUSE AFTER BILL WAS IMPEACHED. OR THAT OBAMMY TOOK 30 MILLION PAGES AND PUT THEM IN A WAREHOUSE IN CHICAGO - WHAT WAS IN THOSE 30 MILLION PAGES?

[@bobdob6612]

@@historysyourbestfriend5500 because we all got click baited by the title.

[@richardanderson7888]

I'm loving this Thanks for the Laughs it's helping me heal as I'm suffering from COVID now Thanks again for the Laughter

[@andydahl181]

His fragile ego needs sensationalism to survive, and this is the guy who sat alone in WE the PEOPLE's house, for 2 hours, BASKING in HIS GLORY, watching HIS followers commit carnage on the Capital, with ZERO regard for any human life, other then his own.

[@charlesfinster4893]

"Carnage" 😂

[@nonapplicable1013]

Trump 2024 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷

[@jordinagel1184]

@@charlesfinster4893 you laugh, but the rest of the world sure wasn’t laughing when it looked like the US government might be toppled by a pro-fascist mob… We looked on in horror (and continue to do so as there continue to be idiots who defend those people)

[@stevenrais9360]

@@charlesfinster4893 what would you call it? A peaceful protest?

[@saschamaj]

3 hours and 7 minutes to be precise.

[@davidstewart9982]

Incredibly funny and on point!

[@tylerhackner9731]

Can’t wait til Trevor covers the Trump raid

[@vokasimid5330]

Could be the next Top Gun Maverick

[@lizardog]

@@vokasimid5330 could be you can't think up a different comment.

[@artmchugh5644]

KNOCK KNOCK, WHO'S THERE ? THE F.B.I. !!!!!!!😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺

[@andrewandrewandrewandrewandrew]

I’ve laughed at Trevor Noah’s jokes many times before and I’ll do it many times again, but I’ll never laugh as hard as I did at the preposterous notion of Marjorie Taylor Greene at a Broadway show.

[@clarencegoddard6527]

MTG in a drama production about a problem that never existed. Layers of delusions based on a true dream.

[@MK384]

I hope we are taking this situation seriously and make sure that we all turn out and vote against Trump in the next election.

[@LittleBlueOwl318]

he'll be indicted before then

[@MK384]

@@LittleBlueOwl318 I will believe it when I see it. Somehow, I do not think that anything will change at the moment. I don't think there was ever a decrease in any of Trump ideology supporters and if anything, the number of Trump supported candidates winning their elections is an indicator that Trumpism is here to stay. I just hope that the opposition would come up with someone who can change the tide or get the opposition united.

[@MajorHenryL.]

Yet, not a peep about BLM, which is essentially al-Obama’s S.S.

[@clarkthomas354]

@@LittleBlueOwl318 🤞

[@teresabenson3385]

@@MK384 Yes! It's up to the Democrats to nominate someone that the independents and non-Trump Republicans will all support. If these folks stay home on election day, we're doomed.

[@johnstuartsmith]

American soldiers, from privates to generals, all swear the same oath, to support and defend the Constitution. The Nazis swore an oath of loyalty to the Fuhrer. I prefer the American practice.

[@rfresa]

Watch what Bernie Sanders says about this bill, though. It only reduces prices for a few drugs, and not until a few years from now. It also includes lots of tax breaks and land rights for oil companies 😡. Of course there had to be compromises to get this done, but it's frustrating that they were necessary.

[@targetseeker]

Guess Bernie isn't the master politician his supporters think he is (could get things passed without compromise or downgrades).

[@lergnan2481]

Sadly it’s the American way, shaking your hand saying “we’re helping the climate” and stabbing you in the back at the same time by also helping the oil companies

[@ciello___8307]

Since congress is basically split middle middle its hard to make radical legislation pass. All the more reason why it’s so important to vote in your midterm elections. Senators are crucial in passing legislation and choosing supreme court judges, perhaps even more than the president

[@kellharris2491]

Yes. It is frustrating. With how much we are helping big oil the climate progress is practically negated. But here is hoping they can take the win and the majority in Congress gets better so they can do more. Manchin and Sinama need to go.

[@lergnan2481]

@@kellharris2491 we are just no longer a government of laws, we are a government of men (and women), and sadly they can be bought, or have power trips and destroy any chance at helping millions of Americans who use prescriptions for instance, at the expense of “profit”

[@Devilninja333]

I’ve seen that picture of Marjorie Taylor Greene in the jail cell with that fake prisoner, and somebody put the brazzers logo 😂😂😂

[@vincentkohsman3947]

Hahahahahaha

[@SilentGlaceon94]

Nice.

[@embreis2257]

that mad woman gets way too much media coverage. let us watch her wither when being ignored

[@rachelecampbell6304]

I’m done

[@MeMe-ht2hd]

As a independent Clever Comedy as this and getting news from all sources on my app keeps my mind more Centered on issues. Keep doing your thing 👌

[@sreace723]

MTG got confused and thought she was at her other job as fluffer.

[@viewmysunset7100]

Haaaaa. She/He would go broke as a fluffer.

[@bluesquirrel3919]

Yup, that was a bj

[@dman7175]

Trump may go down in history the way documents go down his new Super Flushers toilets.

[@rocketsmall4547]

i want the gold toilet. make sure is made out of gold. with build in paper shredder

[@markdoyle9642]

Thank You for telling Bidens achievements, He deserves Respect.

[@sleepingkindaof]

I love how in DC they say "we worked from dusk till dawn" like that shouldn't be the normal for them

[@LemonToGo]

Lol

[@MrJimheeren]

I don’t know about you. But I don’t like to work from ‘dusk till dawn’ either

[@jayedith9398]

If you have a family, working overnight can really affect your children

[@lberghaus]

They should be working normal hours as a Congress, and then a few extra hours with their staff. In crisis, they should work extended hours as needed.

[@mtaylor7307]

How many US citizens have to work two jobs to just keep a roof for themselves? Sick of tone deaf elected public servants.

[@Fallen7Pie]

Calling the HBO merger Discovery+ is like calling The Avengers; Hawkeye and friends

[@hikebikearchaeology1782]

because of the greatness of HBO :D. They made Rom, Deadwood, GoT, The Wire, Westworld, Sopranos and by doing so earned a very special space in my heart.

[@napalmovce6033]

@binomalia idk man, some reality tv can be kinda fun. my favourite right now is the secret of skinwalker ranch. it's a pretty fun (comedy) horror mockumentary series. the comedy is probably unintentional but it works. the characters are fun although they should have written more female characters into the show. the main protagonist has a great accent. there are some plot holes and the directing could be better but it's not too distracting.

[@TrickOrRetreat]

So what happens to my life long Hbo Max membership for 6 bucks a month ? They probably have some technical excuse to beef it up to 15 bucks.

[@lizardog]

@binomalia Reality shows are a sign of how culturally bankrupt the U.S. has become. Our media and even our politicians pander to the lowest common denominator.

[@lucky14cricket56]

@@hikebikearchaeology1782 HBO is the best. Even their foreign series, like the beforeigners, it’s in Norwegian, but worth the watch. 30 coins was awesome too. Camping was hilarious, there’s too many to name.

[@threadz-sr6305]

MTG is just the worst of what American is right now!! Miss Green please consider donating all your organs asap

[@andrewbelle9572]

This man Trevor was going off on the jokes today. My goodness he has me dying LOL

[@Whywhowhatwher]

What happened in CPAK Mock Jail cell is the simple definition of a CULT 🙂

[@donnasmith3520]

Well, someone who was unworthy to be a soldier has no right to a bunch of generals.

[@kroon1930]

Hot tip: Whenever you find MTG in a cell, even if it's a fake one, CLOSE THE DOOR.... 😆😂 Edit; and lock it😎

[@sarahdee374]

Looked to me like MTG was fixin' to do something other than pray!

[@vrtillinfinity]

Honestly I liked that she went in that cell with the actor, but I would’ve loved it more if they locked her in there and threw the keys away.

[@mangomonkey6938]

She looked right at home in that cell. I can dream

[@lyonking_lk]

What?

[@florenmage]

The really scary thing is that when he made the joke about the order to find the ark of the convenient I wasn't sure it was a joke. Sounds like something Trump might actually do... T_T

[@kennmossman8701]

ark of the covenant would be the "arch of the convenient" in tRump speak

[@florenmage]

@@kennmossman8701 Yea he would be unlikely to know what the ark of the convenient actually was. He would probably be like "Go get that thing you know the little gold boat Noah used to transport all the animals and Indiana Jones found in the movie"

[@thebatmanwholaughs-66]

"We got to find that ark, folks! We love the ark, don't we folks? THE ARK! Where Moses took two of every animal to keep safe after the tremendous rain for 40 days and 40 nights, because he ate the apple, and you can't do that. Even though I wouldn't eat an apple folks, I promise to never eat an apple, because of the.... Ark."

[@florenmage]

@@thebatmanwholaughs-66 XD thats hilarious.

[@SipLeila]

SCARY? HAVE YOU REACHED YOUR TEEN YEARS YET?

[@DaveCM]

I'm so confused. Haven't conservatives always claimed that jail is supposed to be horrible and uncomfortable? They defended Sheriff Arpaio and hailed him as a hero for torturing prisoners. Also, don't conservatives typically make fun of performance art? Oh, and what happened to "snitches get stitches"?

[@franimal86]

The main issue is conservatives don’t understand irony haha

[@xxxYYZxxx]

Just remember that the time for arguing your case against your chosen enemies has come and gone and will never return.

[@cheriehall9066]

Their values change with the wind. What ever suits them at the time. Hypocrits one and all.

[@jarenfromvenus]

Shhhhh. You know you’re not allowed to make sense here.

[@openeverydoor]

@@cheriehall9066 most of all all their lawyers

[@karentiger8812]

That CPAC thing is just f***ed up. I literally don't have any idea what else to say... just when I think it can't get weirder

[@dharmagirl5889]

Polio, come at me. I've been fully vaccinated since before I started school, just like all the children of sane parents since the mid -1950's. (Except for those who are medically unable to receive vaccinations. Incidentally, THESE are the people, aside from yourself, for whom all decent people get vaccinated, since they can't protect themselves. They need you to help them.)

[@Julia-lk8jn]

That's kind of why I still wear masks in shops even after the mandate ran out. Chances that I'm infected with Covid19 are extremely low (vaccinated & boostered) but I don't want to be a cause of worry for others.

[@sophierobinson2738]

I only got one sugar cube. Boiling hot summer and my father didn’t want to stand in the horribly long line.

[@leadpaintchips9461]

'Murica is too selfish to even consider that. Seriously had someone who I thought was smart try to use a non-zero risk to justify not getting vaccinated.

[@parasitelights3158]

@@Julia-lk8jn Everyone has their own idea and specific way of perceiving the concept of "extremely low chances", but unfortunately at the moment the chances, if you are fully vaccinated, of getting sick is one in four. If the odds of winning the lottery jackpot were like that, I'd be the most addicted gambler on earth. So, the fact that you wear a mask in public without having anyone forcing you to do it, is a reason for even greater admiration.

[@triciac1019]

@@sophierobinson2738 you can and probably should make sure you are up to date on your vaccines. Even older people are not immune from getting polio. We saw President Roosevelt got it as an adult. I should check myself also.

[@millieo7155]

This is why he wanted generals in his cabinet. He told them to make the decisions and he didn’t need to hear from them. Surely giving them this power was intending to develop loyal, obedient men in control of the military when the coup comes.

[@dmercury292]

🎯🎯🎯

[@barryrammer7906]

It's coming

[@henrymccoy7171]

@@barryrammer7906 - And the Titanic will safely dock at New York harbor, too... (=snicker=)

[@neverbrokeagain7007]

Bro 😂 you're the best of doing Trump voice 😂😂😂💯

[@tysonthomas7094]

I absolutely love Trevor Noah's Trump impressions. Out of all the talk show hosts, I think he sounds the least like him, but it's definitely the most hysterical!

[@wesleyadams1687]

impersonating someone is more than just sound.

[@MajorHenryL.]

@@wesleyadams1687 Correct! I do an impersonation of Joe TaliBiden hard at work and all I do is blink aimlessly 😅

[@dongshengdi773]

@@MajorHenryL. And shake hands with phantom friends

[@MajorHenryL.]

@@dongshengdi773 And talk to “easter bunny”

[@wiljanhopeable]

@@MajorHenryL. can you do impressions of Dumbtrump throwing food at the wall or flushing papers down the toilet?

[@MoonKeyDLaughy]

That jail cell got me 😂💀

[@Poketom-ob1dl]

0:44 that little “what?” From the audience

[@FactStorm]

The best Trump impression, hands down. It never gets old, I always burst out laughing at the accuracy! 😂

[@SipLeila]

GUESS YOU MISSED THE PART WHERE THE CLINTONS STOLE $190,000 OF ITEMS FROM THE WHITEHOUSE AFTER BILL WAS IMPEACHED. OR THAT OBAMMY TOOK 30 MILLION PAGES AND PUT THEM IN A WAREHOUSE IN CHICAGO - WHAT WAS IN THOSE 30 MILLION PAGES?

[@FactStorm]

@@SipLeila I never said anything about the Clintons, you caps-locking nut.

[@targetseeker]

Poor Joe, despite all of that, people will insist he has done nothing and/or Bernie would've done twice as much.

[@rompevuevitos222]

Bernie would def. have tried to do more, but with how limited the president actually is on passing stuff, i doubt trying more would have done much. I'd prefer Bernie, but with the US split into christo-fascism and basic decency... small steps is already asking for a lot

[@tioswift3676]

What exactly did Biden do? Terrorist was our military, Congress did the messed up inflation increasing legislation...what exactly did Biden do again?

[@targetseeker]

@@tioswift3676 for one actually roll out a vaccination plan. Pass infrastructure bill than Trump only pretends to talk about. Got Mexico to pay for border security. Got gas prices down despite oil companies and republican interference. Or these don't count because he didn't do it personally ( executive powers like the ones Trump thinks it does)?

[@tioswift3676]

@@targetseeker I love how you transitioned to Trump immediately 😹

[@ashleysix2523]

Except that even Bernie had the sense to call out that ridiculous bill for what it is...It will do nothing other than make the inflation MUCH worse and the politicians MUCH richer...

[@theresahumphrey7371]

This segment was so funny you had me laughing so hard!!

[@arsenal1787]

I love how Trump was unaware that those closest to Trump tried to take him out on more than one occasion. Seriously has Trump ever said even 1 thing that didn’t make him sound like a complete idiot.

[@ari1234a]

Its not Trump saying idiotic things, its that there was/is 70 million + people in US of A who heard and saw all of that and thought "Yay, that`s my guy".

[@Sand_Wanderer]

He is quite possibly the most ignorant man that ever walked this Earth.

[@jeangillespie1173]

Nope!

[@alfredjodokusquarker2965]

These were tough years for synchronous interpreters.😅

[@dutchdna]

Well, he said; person, man, woman, camera TV. Genius

[@karahcakes9146]

Gas prices here in my town dropped below 4$ again too. Things are working themselves out, thank goodness we have a president who knows what he's doing and a congress and senate who isn't insane like the other side and cares about our needs.

[@SquidGunman]

You’re utterly insane!

[@jimbecarroll5780]

@@SquidGunmanand your alternative ?

[@Lekikna]

The prisoner part killed me 😹

[@rabbitgothops]

She told him "I'll be locked up too myself, be strong"

[@raybin6873]

Maybe share the same cell...have jailhouse babies...hope the jail is in Texas!😄

[@harrietharlow9929]

Great Trump imitation, Trevor! His remark about Hitler's generals reveals his fascist tendencies. His bromance with dictators and other "strongmen" types shows that he is basically a weak individual. But then, I think that we have known that for a long time now--his treatment of Ivana when still married to her is a case in point. No real man treats a woman that way. As for his remarks about Hitler's generals, we in the US can be very grateful that our generals are nothing like Hitler's generals. Our generals actually take their oath to defend the Constitution seriously.

[@tragicrhythm]

Except for General Flynn

[@harrietharlow9929]

@@tragicrhythm True. I should have made that clear.

[@facemob7523]

Archie bunker was funny on TV not the potus

[@leoric21]

@@tragicrhythm Dude Pleaded The 5th Like 20 Times

[@TheChiefEng]

Do they now? Does that include ex-General Michael Flynn (traitor) and all the other ex-generals who joined the Trump cabinet and accepted all the things under the Trump administration that violated their oath to the constitution? American generals have nothing to be proud of. Most of them turned out to be cowards. They never stood up for the constitution they swore to preserve, defend and protect. Americans love their drama but they are usually completely ignorant and generally poorly educated.

[@fish1999onBass]

*Super duper grooviness and funny thank you Trevor* 🐟🔥🐟

[@erinthesystem9608]

It is nice to have a president again who cares about actually doing his job.

[@MS-st1zb]

Merriam Webster definition of politician, often disparaging : a person primarily interested in political office for selfish or other narrow usually short-sighted reasons. Joe has met and exceeded his definition.

[@MS-st1zb]

Has not done anything but brought this country down, he is the biggest loser as of yet. If Gerald Ford was alive he would even say look at that idiot. Billy Carter would of done a better job.

[@juanpablosanchezaveleyra6454]

yeah.. sacrificing people in another country to justify defrauding Americans with 40 billion, of course he's got to cover his actions somehow

[@lizardog]

@@MS-st1zb you poor deluded girl. Mr. Biden is your President, and he's Donald Trump's President too.

[@applebuttajeanz1920]

@@MS-st1zb in what way?

[@edwinsemidey1992]

It is great he has made it that Medicare can negotiate for Prescriptions and the Climate change stuff and the Veteran's Stuff

[@RobotoSan]

MTG was praying the Gazpacho would finally be defeated by Marshall Law.

[@chaging1]

It was not a FBI raid; but a regular touring visit at Mar-A-Lago… 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@christymccartney3870]

Biden is a dedicated and warm Président. His head and heart are in the right place for America.

[@byronstansberry1638]

I bet when they walked past that cage and saw MTG on her knees in front of a inmate.............I KNEW IT!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tanyajackson-smith5504]

You go, President Joe Biden. Even with all of the “HATERS”! Yea Democrats!

[@Yose7492]

You do Realize the Democratic party was the party that owned slaves, created segregation & the KKK & Jim Crow laws in the south? You support them why?

[@snc99]

As a resident of Georgia. MTG is so embarrassing

[@vegastjg]

I'm amazed at just how many people have went to bat for this verifiable liar, cheater and thief.

[@ginnyheadrick5734]

Which one liar/thief are you talking about? Trump? Giulliani? Flynn? Stone? MTG? Bannon? Jones? Gaetz? Cruz? Graham? Manafort? Broiddy? Papadopoulos? Weisselberg? Huckabee-Sanders? There are many more. The point here is that one liar in chief led many who abetted his deceits. ALL of these folk are culpable. FIRST, the liar in chief must be held accountable through jail time and fines, so that future presidential candidates understand actions like Trump's WILL be prosecuted. SECOND, Trump's abetters in deceit should also be prosecuted, so that any future possible criminal abetters to such odious undertakings against our U.S. constitution understand the futility of helping such criminal ends.

[@scarlettfoxx8210]

The lines between comedy and reality have never been so thin.Well done Trev and greetings from RSA :)

[@WaitingxInxSilence]

Props to the actor for not breaking character when MTG decided to write herself in.

[@kempolar9768]

As a New Zealander, both names have always kinda just been interchangeable. So I really don't care if it gets officially changed. Literally the only thing bad about it is gonna be hearing all the terrible pronunciations from foreigners.

[@jeringatai3156]

NZ doesnt have an official name. So Te Pati Maori have decided to try and make Aotearoa the official name. NZ didnt have an officail language until the 1980s when a group of people decided to try make Te Reo Maori the official language. Te Reo Maori and NZ Sign Language are the two official languages of the country. English IS NOT an official language. Simply because no one bothered to try and make it an official language. So its very clear that this country is full of complacent beings. So when a small group of 2 people decided they want to give this country an official name, people wanna act shooketh.

[@kempolar9768]

@@jeringatai3156 I know my moms getting shook since she is just always shooketh, but do that many people really dislike it?

[@dragonrings14]

@@jeringatai3156 Oh you're one of those "English isn't an official language" types. If you read the Maori Language Act it is just defining legal rights to Maori and not just English. Similarly, the NZ Sign Act defines legal rights to NZSL and not just English and Maori. Also to claim New Zealand doesn't have an official name means you are not very aware of our laws or our founding document.

[@janewalsh1666]

Lol you are so right!!

[@nathantallar8967]

The bill didn't even go far enough 🤦‍♂️ it's disgraceful

[@maskedmarvyl4774]

Joe Manchin took out every single initiative that Bernie Sanders wanted in the bill, out of pure spite.

[@hankmoody7513]

Don't be an idiot. Machin is basically a republican, and if he had supported all of Biden's initiatives, he would be voted out ASAP. Look at where he is. We're lucky he's not a 100% republican.

[@ginnyheadrick5734]

Probably not pure spite, just pure loss of a back-bone, since his coal interests paid for his position in congress.

[@popoffs5273]

I like how this guy makes fun of everybody.

[@yosquidd242]

it is called satire comedy. John and Ed before Trevor were great at it too!

[@CGplay186]

PopOffs making fun of you president is not a nice thing to do, should be jail or at least fines for not honor your leader

[@popoffs5273]

@@CGplay186 no, that defeats the whole point of the first amendment. We need to be able to speak out against stupidity. That was what America was founded on. Punishment for speaking out against bad leadership is a one way ticket to oppression and tyranny. Just look at the soviets.

[@vulgaris1251]

The insurrectionist performance art was hilarious especially when writing "where is everyone" 🤣🤣 it's almost like he was misled and found out they were disposable pawns🤔 It's literally right in front of them and they still don't see it. They are still supporting the people who abandoned them and lied to them it almost sad at this point.

[@SipLeila]

GUESS YOU MISSED THE PART WHERE THE CLINTONS STOLE $190,000 OF ITEMS FROM THE WHITEHOUSE AFTER BILL WAS IMPEACHED. OR THAT OBAMMY TOOK 30 MILLION PAGES AND PUT THEM IN A WAREHOUSE IN CHICAGO - WHAT WAS IN THOSE 30 MILLION PAGES?

[@burgerman101]

The media needs to stop covering that woman. It gives her a lot of power. We should just let her fade into obscurity.

[@JoshSweetvale]

She's still in office.

[@burgerman101]

@@JoshSweetvale There’s a lot of nut jobs in office that we don’t constantly hear about.

[@JoshSweetvale]

@@burgerman101 Squeaky wheel gets replaced.

[@davidlundquist1979]

The attention would just shift to Lauren Boebert, and Sarah Palin is still around somewhere. Burying our heads in the sand and ignoring the problem is not the answer here.

[@vetreas366]

Ignoring people like this can have the unintended effect of keeping their actions in the shadows. Giving her a platform is bad but at least this way you can keep an eye on her and her insanity, make sure she doesn't organize a new coup to take down that Jewish Space Lazor.

[@cjjones8036]

Much love Trevor keep doing your thing 💯

[@tobiletitbeat5010]

@theFBI:If the target person had been warned to destroy any evidence, I would completely dig up the golf course in their place. Legends say that some people can bury something there to save taxes.Nothing to thank😉

[@smartass0124]

Was that book even written by Trump is is it more hears say like the suckers and losers thing

[@athenawolf4467]

The bill was passed but it's been incredibly watered down. There were other aspects of the bill that would have been incredible to get passed as well. Such as making it so that the price of insulin doesn't go pass $35, which is important because it's life saving and it currently cost $1100

[@crystalebarnicle9628]

Thar would be the Republicans Joe Manchin and Kristen Sinima. Dems can't afford to lose anyone so they had to play ball. People need to be happy and energized by what we just gained...not what would have been better. That's how we got into this mess

[@xXprettyxkittyXx]

Thanks. People are excited about this, but it’s barely anything. And we REALLY need to stop applauding the bare minimum.

[@mtaylor7307]

Georgia's Senator Warnock (D) has the $35/mo insulin cap on a bill for that state.

[@kathydb613]

Exactly... the bill is sad! The fact they are comparing Biden to LBJ is crazy!

[@arcajeth626]

Also calling it a climate bill while giving new drilling leases on federal land and tax cuts for oil companies is absurd.. Exxon sent out a celebration tweet when this passed, that says it all..

[@triciac1019]

Well done President Biden! This is a great show!

[@piratecaptcornbreadred2012]

Message to CPAC: You might need to hang on to that cell.

[@Nothin-but-the-blues]

Why didn't they close that cage with MTG inside, and destroyed all the keys???? For the first time she is where she should be!

[@ericj.wilkinson9317]

Thank you Trevor Noah! We appreciate what you do!

[@xy6845]

Also, this is the first time I really, really love what Schumer did. This is a big win for Congress Democrats, they actually got something done. FINALLY. thank the almighty spaghetti monster 🙏

[@andrewwenner2781]

Love u Trevor, ur the only truth teller out there

[@weadon44]

This was amazing Trevor. A classic daily show feel. Nicely done.

[@hokshii]

michael kosta absolutely crushing it with this segment yet again!

[@lbednaz]

I think DUMPTY'S Generals showed great restraint by not killing him!

[@Zurich_for_Beginners]

He wanted a General like Staufenberg. So he could redecorate the cabinet room.

[@lizardog]

underrated comment

[@analmf1210]

I want to see Marjorie Greene going to a real jail to pray. She would be "oh no, those are real criminals"

[@donaldfischer4818]

Why would someone want Generals like the ones we helped to defeat twice in the last century? GEN Kelly's comment: priceless

[@Andybiotics]

Props to Trevor for saying Aotearoa 90% accurately

[@amberkat8147]

I thought the polio in New York was historical or something, I say the title and didn't watch that video. Finding out that was actually just another "humanity is fubared" current event was like a wet, smelly gym sock across the face.