Trump Wants Mental Competency Tests, MTG Lashes Out Over Biden in Ukraine & Santos the Terrible Liar

Joe Biden made a surprise visit to Ukraine for Presidents’ Day, met with President Zelensky and was honored with a plaque on the Walk of the Brave, Trump lashed out on Truth Social about the meeting, Marjorie Taylor Greene tweeted her disapproval of Biden’s visit, the Russians are unhappy and will suspend their participation in the START nuclear arms treaty, Canadian Super Pigs are on the loose and threatening to invade the U.S., Trump believes that anybody running for President of the United States should agree to take a full and complete Mental Competency Test, he spoke to a group of supporters known as “Club 45” and made some interesting comments in regards to our borders, George Santos sat for a lengthy interview with Piers Morgan who asked why he told so many lies during his campaign, Bernie Sanders found himself in the background of a TikTok, and we watch Guillermo fly through the air with ease at the NBA Celebrity All-Star Game.
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[@railrodemike]

MTG seems to forget about Senators Ron Johnson, Kennedy and 6 other Republican Senators spending the 4th of July in Moscow with Putin.

[@jeangillespie1173]

All these traitors should be indicted!

[@shortallliam3142]

Mike, she opens her mouth only to put her foot in it; I no longer expect anything except stupid statements from her.

[@ryanshannon6963]

she doesn't care. Not sure why anyone expects rational thought from someone like that. It's best just to laugh at how infinitely stupid and full of sh*t they are, and take pity on how many idiotic Americans there are to actually vote her into office. It's basically showing that there's that many Americans that are pretty much trash. That's what you should be mad about.

[@msc2u1]

She can't forget something that she never knew.

[@phriedokra6158]

Hes got kompromat on all of them right after deplaning Im sure Cred Tuze was oozing on the leggy Russian beauties or older boys...only Vladimir and Trump know for sure

[@feletiaventro5639]

I just can’t take anymore of MTG Stupidity

[@andrewgreen815]

Who is stupider MTG, the people who voted her in or the people who empowered her?

[@jacquelinewalters2706]

D. All of the above

[@icehole4544]

Damn that's a hard one

[@thatoneguy_9633]

@@icehole4544 thats what my imaginary girlfriend didn't say.

[@michaeljones1803]

I say all above 👍

[@michaelccozens]

Yes.

[@NickellaElla]

😂Guillermo drinking tequila out of a basketball was the most Guillermo thing he did!🏀🥃

[@Pbav8tor]

When he guest hosted and got hammered with the cast of Thor. He's so Mucha Lucha!

[@reinemarais3937]

MTG consistently forgets that there is an entire planet that is not exclusively the U.S. It is exactly this that President Joe Biden gets right. The entire world is on this planet. A take on MTG, Lauren Boebert, and new on the block, Nicki Swift, says Shakespeare in Macbeth, and Terry Pratchett in Wyrd Sisters, were not only brilliant authors, but they were also profoundly prophetic. Thank you for everything, Jimmy. Without you, the world is a little bit darker. I LOVE your shows.

[@PADS62]

👏👏👏

[@kathleenferguson3296]

Kudos on literacy. I find so many misspelled and gramatically abhorent posts. Refreshing to find someone who knows the Scottish play, and the wyrd sisters.

[@kathleenferguson3296]

R Typos from a 70 year old English teacher with shaky hands. Apologies.

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

Are you 🤬kidding me?! Biden has no understanding for the rest of the world, like most Americans. He just views anywhere outside the US as a place he has to fly in a motorcade to visit...(and fall asleep during presentations)

[@oldrrocr]

@@kathleenferguson3296 Kathy, those three dots on the right mean you can now edit your posts...

[@anthonynguyen9779]

From a gate security guard letting people on the property to playing basketball on TV without having to lie about anything. Take that George Santos.

[@gregarioustumours2397]

There should be an integrity and work ethics test along with the mental competency test. Probably would disqualify 2/3rds of Congress.

[@hurithinkbefore1340]

"I am dying for a beer." Nothing better than the feeling you really earned one.

[@KingAngel4Life]

Santos could be the author for the adult versions for “I am the original Pinocchio.”

[@colingordon5950]

Soylent Greene?!?!?! That's a spectacular reference.

[@mickmccrory8534]

A cuttlefish recently scored better than Trunp on the mental test.

[@user-hl7sd6yq3w]

Guillermo is so fun. I love his attitude and willingness to do whatever and try stuff. He seems like a genuinely nice person.

[@Leonaza7]

Her making these tweets and statements should immediately kick her out of office and disbar her from ever holding office again.

[@loveforeignaccents]

Yes, let's ban freedom of speech... 🤡!

[@SansoHumar]

Yet she’s still there. They said the same thing on her last time in congress. But they keep voting her in.

[@dsr0116]

Unfortunately she picked the biggest MAGA district. They don't care that she doesn't do anything legislatively or for their district. They like that she gets so much national attention seeing that they're in the sticks.

[@tammyjohnson1927]

Marjorie Taylor Greene as a traitor. If anything Americans hate that she's in the office. For all her constituents that voted for her you're just as guilty.

[@chucktaylor9190]

Gutfeld got a much better show.

[@annielane5621]

I don't hate President Biden I, I voted for him and so glad I did. I'll do it again if he runs

[@TheRealcdawg22]

He has gotten more done than I thought he could. I was unsure at first, but now I love the guy.

[@Michael-gi6co]

Is this earth

[@Nattymatty7]

You must be either very old, or single.

[@cabana8263]

@@TheRealcdawg22 no way you think this

[@Michael-gi6co]

Eeeekkkkkkk sad

[@robertpendergrass7996]

Santos prime example of America living its own historical, religious and political hypocrisy of lies. For the world to see live on video, audio, radio, Internet, newspapers and tv 📺. Truth + Wisdom = Peace ✌ 🙏 🙌 👏.

[@WhereOceansMeeet]

The Guillermo parts had me laughing to tears. Well done!

[@Johnjones-vx1wy]

😄😃😆😂❗

[@mbogucki1]

I think they should have a test on literacy, math, world history, geography, civics, law and politics. You know, all the fun Liberal Arts stuff that the right likes to poopoo.

[@manfrommeeteetse3880]

90% from both parties would fail.

[@RichWoods23]

It's not like they've got a solid grasp of the sciences either.

[@rosex3271]

​@@manfrommeeteetse3880You spoken just like Trump after white supremacists plowed and killed protestors with their trucks on the TV streets in Charlottesville, isn't it⁉️🙄🤨😕 I'm sure that those politicians with law degrees, common sense, knowledgeable, sympathetic, patriotic, honorable, responsible, honesty, goodness, and etc. will pass but those who's lives are base on low education, low minds, frauds, cons, hypocrisy, hate, discrimination, violences, ignorance, narcissistic, lies, disinformation, misinformation, conspiracy theories, and etc. will fail miserably‼️🇺🇸👍

[@jenjabby]

Guillermo's shot was epic!

[@highflyerl23]

Guillermo has a heart of gold....and tequila

[@aphroditetarot]

✌️😁🤟🤣❄️ Glad you got to visit SLC Guillermo, Love you guys, appreciate all the laughs. Thank You

[@dianacryer]

Please please please let’s make all people running for office take a competency test. Please!

[@askew9976]

They need to wear their sponsors patches in their suits. Just like Nascar drivers. Let us know who they truly are. Follow the money…

[@dianacryer]

@@askew9976 agreed

[@sunshine3914]

Live on the air

[@servraghgiorsal7382]

They ALSO need a psychiatric evaluation by an independent panel of recognized experts.

[@lindadeal3344]

@ Diana Cryer Absolutely 💯. Are you related to Jon Cryer on 2 and 1/2 men?

[@ZelbeQahi]

Guillermo is amazing! Takes on anything they throw at him and wins!

[@Kardashev1]

I can't believe they didn't show Guillermo with Janelle Monae, or anything with Janelle Monae, she blew up Twitter bigtime! But as always Guillermo was awesome, always bringing joy wherever he goes.

[@davidrigley9956]

I'm laughing so hard, I have tears. Guillermo has never been funnier. The world's a much better place with him in it.

[@jenniferlonnes7420]

He has such a great sense of humor.

[@silvermainecoons3269]

@@stratostatic What a weird thing to be hating on. 🤨🤔

[@giuseppelogiurato5718]

I think Guillermo should be the host whenever Chimmi Quinbol takes a vacation.

[@giuseppelogiurato5718]

​@@silvermainecoons3269 looks like J C thought twice and deleted its comment... What did it say?

[@silvermainecoons3269]

@@giuseppelogiurato5718 I’m trying to remember. 🤔 I know it was something petty and bizarre and at least one other person agreed with me. I’ll have to look back through my comment history. Would you let me know if you see this message? It seems like KZbin erases my comments on certain channels, or other people’s responses to me disappear. I cannot figure out what’s going on.

[@Laurgal5]

Guillermo is living his best life!!!!

[@FrankBenlin]

Unfortunately shortened by that belly. Sad.

[@Cindy-vc3uf]

While trump is miserable AF 🤣🤣🤣

[@BuckyBarnesATL]

National treasure!

[@UberLummox]

He made sports almost tolerable for a nano second.

[@nik-ev3eh]

@@FrankBenlin smaller than Donald's belly,just sayin.

[@Giitzerland]

That half court shot a hair past the buzzer was unexpected, and pure awesome :D

[@meegankainady6136]

Guillermo is such a good sport and seems like a truly joyful person.

[@stratostatic]

It's easy to be joyful when getting paid tons to do nothing but sit on a stool and grin at the boss.

[@russward2612]

Salt Lake area resident here, I'm glad Guillermo had a good time. He's a cool dude. His last comment was "I'm gonna go get a beer", there are a number of excellent craft breweries within a few blocks of the arena he was playing in. ✌️🖖

[@eire787]

These monologues make everything just a tad bit more tolerable

[@Pinkricaan]

I love the serious knowledgeable comedic politic shows on YT. I wish there could be a roast of that whyte woman...is a comedian at the POTUS dinner still a thing?

[@askew9976]

They make my every morning 😊

[@Hmy8799]

I decided it was best for my mental health (following the height of covid when I watched far too much mainstream media who was all about the fear mongering then) to get my news from kimmel’s monologues and Trevor Noah-missing him these days!! Decided it gave me enough of the gist regarding what was going on; and then I’d read about anything important from one of the extremely limited Journalists I trust to just give it straaaaight!

[@rumpelstiltskin6965]

Trust me! It's very enjoyable across the world!! Rejoice in the belief that you brought joy to humankind. Not "you" personally.

[@quirkyquips9915]

@@askew9976 up

[@ingrid3578]

It's about time Guillermo played in the All-Star game lol. Years of cracking jokes in the NBA finals, mingling with players and making them laugh, getting rejected by Lebron year after year, he's earned it!

[@leolopez_0728]

I love when Jimmy says "Marjorie TOILET Green" 😆

[@judysocal8682]

Guillermo puts good vibes out in the world and they come back to him multiplied 100 fold. He's our everyman on the court or the red carpet.

[@chelebel]

Guillermo makes the world a much better place. 💕

[@lillyanderson3623]

Definitely!

[@D1ngusKhan]

The man is joy personified, love him!

[@roywhitman7109]

That was possibly the funniest basketball game of all time!! Can't remember laughing that hard!!

[@gh5208]

Guillermo's enthusiasm is priceless!

[@davesnothere420]

Haha! Shaq cradling Guillermo like a little baby had me dying!

[@terilw]

I love Guillermo’s fun loving spirit. It’s infectious! 😅

[@PatrickSalsbury]

I don't even like basketball, but I really enjoyed watching that. Guillermo is amazing! 😆

[@MiBzAn]

This show wouldn't be what it is without him - I don't normally watch sports but I would watch that game to cheer on Guillermo every single time!!! We love you Guillermo!!! Well done sir! I would've been dead on the court floor within the first 5 minutes max 🤣

[@cdnhawk65]

Guillermo is a national treasure.

[@stratostatic]

Not really..

[@frankmurecha8872]

@@stratostatic am not American but i think he is both American and Mexican treasure lol

[@markwilliams2620]

@@frankmurecha8872 He has Guillermo envy.

[@pietrojenkins6901]

@@markwilliams2620 he's probably from Fox News.

[@morbidmanmusic]

Sorry, you are misusing that word, like so many others who have no real understanding of its meaning.

[@scifiknut]

Mental competency tests should be mandatory for anyone wanting to get into politics. The MAGA GOP members have shown just how much of a necessity this is with their deranged antics.

[@stevenwilkinson2031]

Make American great again put Trump in jail.

[@jaygray7102]

How about a lie detector test to go with it

[@shawnsisler3743]

@@jaygray7102 A psychopath like Trump would pass... he feels no guilt or shame so he wouldn't have any physical reactions to measure.

[@tx_gal6518]

They'd just hire the "right" "doctors".

[@rumpelstiltskin6965]

Grassroots is where the target should be. A nothing body like QAnon shaman can attack the White House at the behest of a Clown. Who am I to tell you!?! Why should I complain against entertainment!?!? Look at the commentary online hailing orange man!

[@PhilFeedback]

Shaq’s reaction to the pizza was priceless! 👍

[@emilybazer]

I am here for Guillermo. Every time.

[@denisedey588]

I can not express how the world hates MTG.

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

Well, you're the ones who voted for her. We hate her, but can't do anything. You can!

[@denisedey588]

@@lenawagenfuehr53 Not in a million years would I ever have voted for that thing.

[@denisedey588]

@user-ki5lu9nq4v Bahahahahahaha...okay...bahahahahahaha

[@melissalsmith883]

you’re being too kind

[@MrJcurtis64]

Please try. Maybe then others will understand why

[@JonJon-sd1fp]

Marjorie Soylent Green! Love It!

[@TerryAllenSwartos]

I’ve lost count of how many different objects in which Guillermo has hidden a liquor flask to take to celebrity events. 😆

[@BuckyBarnesATL]

I love Guillermo so much. I’m Mexican and he reminds me of my father that’s no longer with us. Yet it’s in the blood of a Mexican man to be happy and hilarious at times. Guillermo is a national treasure and should be protected at all costs. I’m an 8yr Intelligence/Airborne OIF Combat vet of the US Army 38yrs old. I’ll provide security for him for free😂😂 I totally would haha

[@jamiesuejeffery]

I always watch the monologue. I rarely watch the second half. Guillermo made me laugh out loud (and he plays basket ball better than I can). Thanks! Amazing show.

[@nickrich56]

Who'd of thought that this happy guy could be such a great comic? That hoop hanging shot was fantastic 🏀 It was a basket to me!

[@daredevil1956]

Watching Guillermo playing in the celebrity game was better than watching the actual All Star game.

[@TheMartuco]

Way to go Guillermo!!! 🤣👍👏👏👏

[@jackmorrison8269]

If Austin Powers saw MTG he'd say "Thats a man! Baby!" 🤮

[@debrafilmore1337]

I love your show! Your aunt tippi is amazing! Keep the love flowing unless she's not feeling it ☺️. I like Guillermo too! He's a team player.

[@karascene13]

Soooo much fun!! I wouldn't accept a Papa Johns pizza either! - but it was a kind offer. You did a fantastic job! Love you Guillermo! 🫶🏼👏💖💋

[@Kwamzter]

I actually look forward to seeing Guillermo every year at the All-stars even more than most of the actual players 🤣

[@TheRealMrMagic]

I love that Guillermo is living his best life

[@justagirlsd3000]

For reals

[@stratostatic]

Some people have all the luck.

[@ComputerGuyAndy]

We do mental health evaluations on every law enforcement office hired in the US. When are we going to start evaluating the lawmakers before allowing them to take office.

[@tyinva1212]

You can't be serious!? Lol, it's easier to become a police officer in America than a barber and / or a summer life guard. All cops are bad people all police departments need to be defunded

[@fabulusslife]

That Was Great!!! Smiling And Cheering Like I Was At The Game!! 😅😅🎉🎉

[@jimhood1202]

Good on Guillermo for having fun at the game. He seems like a cool dude.

[@loscalimichboyz714]

I’m not really a basketball person. But this was the best game I’ve ever seen in my life. Team Guillermo

[@dougfreeman8212]

Leave it to cringe kimmel and his lame writers to further push his show into irrelevance. Biden is all in on Ukraine pushing us into WW3 but let’s still talk about Trump. Kimmels show has been about trump for 6 years.

[@karensimon876]

Guillermo is my spirit animal!

[@globalwarmhugs7741]

Back off, get your own Guillermo! 😁💕.

[@globalwarmhugs7741]

​@@dougfreeman8212 And yet here you are obsessively watching his extremely popular, relevant show.

[@dougfreeman8212]

@@globalwarmhugs7741 these deep state propagandists need to be called out when they’re seen. I didn’t actively look for this crap it just showed up. Biden is giving more money to Ukraine and pushing for war but Orange man bad! You people are delusional

[@gerardodwyer5908]

FYI. The first recorded Mardi Gras in America happened in 1699 when French explorers engaged in festivities with native tribes near New Orleans, starting a lasting connection between the city and French culture.

[@stuff5392]

The Secret Service guys must've had one hell of a tough few days. Can you imagine? He wants to go WHERE? Oh hell.

[@sammyt3514]

Guillermo must be the happiest guy on TV; love that guy.

[@stratostatic]

If I got paid a pile of money to sit on a stool and look stupid, I'd be happy too...

[@RichS.73yroldbodybuilder]

I will miss him when he’s gone😢

[@ricardofranco5371]

Where he going

[@ricardofranco5371]

And remember to smile

[@ricardofranco5371]

Just remember to smile

[@carolynhogarth2725]

Jimmy you have a gem in Gillermo. That man is so precious. Tell him great basket ball shot. Wow a basket. Unbelievable. And so funny. Great show Jimmy.

[@eleanormay729]

Great job Guillermo!

[@alonzocalvillo6702]

Oh great! First Cocaine Bear now it's Super Pigs! Just when you thought it was safe to go into the woods.I can hardly wait for the movie.

[@rejoyce318]

"Marjorie Soylent Greene"

[@jackderipper2233]

Marjorie Trailer Queen

[@lillyanderson3623]

Margarine Traitorous Gangrene

[@NevadaBoss]

Even though she is fictional and an animation, Marge Simpson is INFINITELY more qualified to be in Congress than Marge Taylor Greene...

[@HairynosedWombat163]

Someone should tell that idiot that there are more countries around the world helping Ukraine to defend their country from Russia's illegal invasion than just the USA. How the hell is this nutcase in Congress?

[@istdochallesegal3427]

And also LOTS hotter...

[@LahainaStrong444]

@@istdochallesegal3427 MTG is disgusting.

[@richardlee9825]

I agree, Marge Simpson would be better.

[@riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip]

Marge could get those yellow MILF cheeks clapped 👏👏

[@onlychangeiscertain]

“I got away with it, so …” - amazing defense. I guess that is how serial killers start. He is just moron-ish.

[@marydungan6748]

Joe has been killing it ever since the State of the Union address. He doesn't look like a sleepy, weak old man to me.

[@sunshine3914]

Killin’ it @ 0:33

[@jimcurt99]

Guillermo is my new hero- the stuck behind the hoop shot should be worth 10 points at LEAST

[@sabeenshahjehan8522]

Guillermo is a national treasure 🧸🏆

[@jostrong2385]

OMG!! I was laughing so hard watching Guillermo! You go Guillermo!

[@uniqueg7877]

Guillermo seems like such a good guy, full of joy and positive vibes. We need more of Guillermo’s in this world 💯

[@stratostatic]

Guillermo should be happy. His life isn't a constant beat down, like it is for many of us..

[@ndrthrdr1]

I want to be Guillermo when I grow up.

[@ralph839]

I think there was a very capable American president who used a wheelchair.

[@E9Project]

Guillermo you are great! We love you!

[@tab5470]

Jimmy is a great man to share his stage with Guillermor....and it has been working out well for his show....

[@warrenbass7350]

Guillermo is an absolute legend !! 😂

[@joc8092]

he's not that funny, actually

[@stratostatic]

I think the Guilermo thing of being clueless is genuine, and not an act.

[@joser3184]

Just have Biden go to Ohio and toss them some paper towels.

[@awlig]

Our Canadian snow wall isn't enough anymore, we have to guard it with hogs....just be grateful we aren't using Geese

[@chewkieroo123]

Guillermo is always funny lol

[@lillyanderson3623]

Love and respect for Jimmy Kimmel, Guillermo, and crew! 🤗 🩷💕🩷

[@the5thYearSeniors]

I thought facebooks was as bad as social media could get. Tiktok just takes things to a whole other level of absurdity and obsession with ourselves.

[@EmpyrionBlackthorn]

I hope Guillermo writes a book about his life one day

[@ezekielojo6730]

I just love Guillermo with all my heart ❤! Protect this man!

[@HairynosedWombat163]

Now that's how REAL Presidents act.

[@tnbrfller]

Bone spurs never stopped President Biden from entering a war zone. trump ? not so much.....

[@duanemartin1383]

Yeah…. Because Ohio must be in Ukraine. Biden is a joke and the whole world knows it. Z only welcomed him with open arms and a plague so as to keep the money flowing.

[@evangray2594]

You're right. Guillermo is a class act.

[@freya8133]

Trump should be the first one in line for those "competency tests!!

[@lesleyd2448]

Exactly!

[@joefredlin5018]

No Biden first he is literally giving handshakes to nobody , forgetting and blbering stuff

[@manoroartstudio1370]

You’re saying he should be ahead of loopy Joe Biden? Where do u buy your crack?

[@vanessalerma5668]

I think whomever runs for President should be tested on logic,history, geopolitics,world economics and the constitution. Guillermo, you rocked!!!

[@anothercitizen4867]

I seem to remember some elected Republicans spending 4th of July in Moscow instead of Main St., USA.

[@kro1146]

That shot by Guillermo! 😂👌

[@NewMessage]

Canadian Bacon... bites back!

[@Jekons]

😂that’s a good one!

[@yup95yearsago20]

I love this freaking show 🤣🤣🤣

[@caltrask130]

Guillermo is an everyman and just fun to watch. What a great sport he is. Jimmy really lucked out finding him and bringing him along for the ride.

[@larrylindsey1497]

"Trust me, I'm like really smart. I'm not stupid, I can tell you that right now. I understand things. I comprehend very well, better than I think almost anybody. People say I'm like a super genius of all times. I'm like one of the smartest people in the whole world." Donald J. Trump

[@laduchesse6530]

Yeah, the laughing stock around the globe.

[@Tannumon]

Guillermo made this the best episode yet!!!

[@laurenallums5235]

Love me some Guillermo!!!!! He killed it! ❤️❤️❤️

[@laurencrouse2418]

loved seeing Guillermo play, that was fun to watch... go Guillermo!

[@michaelonlyson]

I gotta thank you for bringing chuckles to my morning.

[@IvoryDraco]

Guillermo Rodriguez is where it’s at, he is what’s happening, he happened and then he did just that. Thank you for being you meng. My hero my friend, me love you long time.

[@stephaniecornwell8766]

I love Guillermo! He’s so much fun!