Right Wing Crazies Gather to Praise Trump, Santos’ Lies Hit New Heights & MTG Wants National Divorce

Easter is a month away and if you are looking to do better than a basket full of plastic grass there is a new gift item available, far-right wingers have gathered at CPAC in praise of their lord and savior Donald Trump, Senator John Kennedy of Louisiana has decided to take his hilarious act on the road, Don Jr. has been lashing out at any Republican who tries to challenge Daddy Don, Mike Pence appears to be distancing himself even further from his former boss, the White House unveiled President Biden’s new Cyber Security plan, George Santos is under official investigation by the House Ethics Committee, rumors continue to swirl about the identity of his new campaign treasurer Andrew Olsen, Marjorie Taylor Greene calls for a national divorce, the automaker Ford considered building self-driving cars that can repossess themselves, and we venture out on to Hollywood Boulevard to ask pedestrians what the last book they read was.
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[@polyglot12]

MTG is already divorced from sanity.

[@debbievoss3496]

I hope she runs as Trump's VP. INTO THE GROUND.

[@ELEMENTARYWATSON52]

💯 %

[@loganmalough2379]

And she’s got a restraining order on reality.

[@IB4UUB4ME]

You mean reality?

[@loganmalough2379]

@@IB4UUB4ME you read the comment didn’t ya?

[@parvin46]

MTG sounds like a 5 year old and uses 5 year old logic. She is in wayyyyy over her head, as a congress member

[@normanacree1635]

Doesn't matter to the morons who elected her. I, for one, would be in favor of her district being allowed to 'divorce' the rest of the country. As a matter of fact, there are quite a few others besides hers. I wonder if she has considered how a state with two democrat senators would vote when choosing which 'country' they should join if the country did 'divorce'? What an idiot.

[@DissectGibberish]

She lacks the mental capacity to do anything more than chase after people and taunt them... much like a 5-year-old.

[@renejean2523]

She's way over her head as a human being.

[@christopherloyd8938]

​@@renejean2523 she's mad cuz people are coming at her in all places I wonder why she's mad she has nobody to blame but herself. maybe if she sat down and had a conversation and learn and get in touch with reality instead of talk about Jewish space lasers that doesn't exist😎🤣

[@michelangelobuonarroti916]

Well, gotta hand it to Trump. At least he sounds like he's 14.

[@cleverusername9369]

Remember that time trump promised that if he lost to Biden, he'd leave the country and we'd never hear from him again? Sighhhhh. Of all of his tens of thousands of lies, that one hurts the most.

[@debbielasater2980]

He needs to be reminded esp. now that Rupert of Fox wants to make him a nonperson Maybe he can help find a place that will let him in.

[@leek619]

Liberals are bonifide hypocrites. F.o.A.C

[@bethb7965]

​@@debbielasater2980 ship him out on an iceberg, no provisions

[@sarkybugger5009]

@@debbielasater2980 His friend Mr Kim has a room waiting in Pyong Yang.

[@south6bt]

Remember when all those famous people said that if Trump got elected they would all leave America? Sighhhhh

[@kathymanthey2062]

I agree the entire country should divorce MTG!

[@karlek67]

The video game made me lol

[@PADS62]

ABSOLUTELY @Kathy Manthey! ABSOLUTELY!

[@BlLL_LUMBERGH]

You guys voted for a senile man with dementia 🤣

[@Tonyhouse1168]

If I’ve said it once, I’ve now said it..twice: BOTH of mtg’s brain cells divorced each other long ago

[@EeeEee-bm5gx]

No divorce. If it's 'till death do us part', then so be it 🤫

[@christinawadsworth501]

she's freaking out over her personal divorce. Unpaid leave until she goes to therapy and works it out with herself

[@grumpydave7329]

MTG is a traitor... That's... Traitor.

[@bubbispapa2053]

Yes, Trump 2024! I agree, 20 - 24 years in prison sounds about right! 😄👍

[@danmcgriff1421]

Blah blah blah I don't like Trump you people are pathetic

[@bubbispapa2053]

@@danmcgriff1421 Blah blah blah I don't like the liberal media or liberal Hollywood that's why I endlessly tune in. You MAGAts can't even lie good. So pathetic! 😄

[@DissectGibberish]

😆😆😆😆😆

[@therealhydropx]

Jimmy likes lil boys

[@Indi.a.B33ger.Viru.s.Nation]

🤣👏

[@richardgreen3081]

If Santos fled Brazil to not face charges don’t think he wouldn’t do the same here in the US.

[@BrigitofBergental]

Let him flee. Won't be in Congress anymore if he leaves and doesn't come back.

[@robertt9342]

MTG: support our police officers The same person that turned on the capital police.

[@edvh88]

“Only support our police when they’re assaulting unarmed black folks”

[@shirairyu9806]

MTG gave the order to capitol police to stand down, remove barricades, & wave in protesters? Pretty sure it's on record that was Peosi.

[@bobwilliamson9562]

Trump for PRISON 2023

[@Thedarcyboys]

Trump is a G

[@sim1manson1]

@@Thedarcyboys Yup...A God damn traitor!!!

[@alikikiza]

​@@ThedarcyboysG is for grifter.

[@lawrencelampke6007]

Congratulations on beating the other guy that posts this every chance he gets, every day

[@tonyhawk1184]

Trump is a PAB coward

[@Miss.C.]

MTG is a beastly looking thing. I bet her kids and husband are finally able to enjoy quiet time.

[@jackderipper2233]

When I see Marjorie Trailer Queen, I feel like I'm getting a glimpse of how the Neanderthals lived.

[@intomnia3313]

@@jackderipper2233 marjoroids?

[@honpot2016]

and her voice! how much can you stand?

[@oneirishpoet]

@@jackderipper2233 I like to call her Marge Traitor Greed 😁

[@Clem.H.Fandango]

Seen her toes? Apparently, her dad had a thing for sloths.

[@johnwinslow3776]

MTG is the original Drag Queen complete with an Adams Apple

[@donhoe100]

Every time MTG opens her mouth she reveals more and more how disturbed she really is.

[@lococomrade3488]

She's not disturbed, she's Fascist. We've got to call these terrorists out for what they are, and stop trying to ptretend is an accident. They know what they're doing, and they know what they want. They are not just morons, but intentional Fascists.

[@mikeh6084]

Jimmy Kimmel is so much worse

[@C_mao]

@@mikeh6084 You sound like that guy at the end, who read a book about 'America n stuff'

[@Shimnufc]

Lmao imagine spewing all this hate and then saying republicans are dividing the country.. you soft pussies have ruined this country and I can’t wait for the trump landslide

[@savannahray871]

Trump2024

[@willgoldsmith5462]

The most ironic part of the MTG's "divorce" is that Georgia apparently now votes blue on the regular

[@joecancer6013]

The ballots vote blue. The citizens don't

[@bobapbob5812]

Family values. Compare with Buttigegg

[@shirairyu9806]

Not so apparent if you watch the CCTV of what happens when GA counts 'votes'

[@Poppityy]

except for her herself and kemp. do you even follow politics?

[@zuglymonster]

It's hilarious and if she moved to a red state she'd have to wait 5 years to vote too😆😆

[@f-22r]

People need to be told that there is something you get from books that you can't get from watching a screen.

[@mouthymicah84]

Hell, what about reading a book off of a screen...? What on Earth does physically turning a page do?

[@f-22r]

@@mouthymicah84 it doesn't hurt your eyes like a screen. E-readers don't hurt your eyes either so it depends on whether you want to class them as screens or not. Technically they're a series of rotating magnetic beads.

[@markogarcia2518]

Aaron Rogers wears a tin foil hat for wanting epsteins list? How to say you're on that list without saying you're on that list

[@kevinlapalme9357]

Facts…I guess my hat is made of Tin as well…

[@DocJerky]

And these fans of his seem to be OK with it. Somebody should check their internet history.....

[@gabeprice3333]

Ohh, you're one of those Pattern Noticers

[@dr00andrew]

for real dude. i cant believe people actually think hes funny

[@Viper54K]

This was the comment i was looking for. Jimmy boy is defending the master chi-mo

[@gregpotts7]

Senator Kennedy used to work at green acres as Mr. Hanney

[@normacroberts-hakizimana8785]

My thoughts every single time I hear him!

[@intomnia3313]

He must have been quite an oddity at Oxford.

[@honpot2016]

yes but hanney was more respectable .

[@stratostatic]

Kennedy and Hanney both busy trying to unload something useless on to the gullible.

[@DissectGibberish]

He should have stayed there...

[@gregflores8959]

Senator John Kennedy, an amazing Patriot and Politician, every one of his words were pure gold! 🇺🇸 Hispanics for Truth and Freedom 2024

[@peterurbanski9495]

The trump jr skit with the fruit ninja just about made me pee my pants!

[@ebarteldes]

DJTJ is a joke

[@rhondaguerrero2869]

National divorce her from Congress !!! Pleazz.

[@RobinaB530]

That's a pretty silly thing to say. Get a grip.

[@couragekarnga8735]

Why TF did we ever get married in the first place? F you, Georgia! Yall are so damn lucky you gave us two Democratic Senators!

[@barbaraslagel586]

No book reading = no critical thinking and no empathy. Now I see how we got where we are. Terrifying.

[@shirairyu9806]

Kimmel is ok with reading, as long as your not reading the Epstien flight logs.

[@JS-eu1co]

About the Roger joke. Jimmy sure was defensive when Roger mention the list.

[@iamjackscompletelackofsurp9606]

MTG : and we can support our police officers This from the woman who cheered as DC police were being viciously beat protecting her. And when it came time for the vote to approve medals to honor them for their bravery, she refused. 🤦‍♂️

[@K_Z_R]

With new developments…capitol cops can SUE DONALD DIRECTLY. Why not mtg? These officers need to go after SITTING INSURRECTIONISTS: Lauren joshua matthew margarie and the rest of the lame brain gang. Fkn SICKENING

[@EeeEee-bm5gx]

* our police officers *

[@ronaldblackburn8947]

UNBELIEVABLE!

[@couragekarnga8735]

She then called those same police on a civilian for making fun of her.

[@williebeamon3083]

You've probably never even been in a fight liberal. Stop larping fight club.

[@danagordon8871]

National divorce? We already pay child (state)support for Mississippi, Alabama, Kentucky, Louisiana, Arizona and Florida! And we’re not even sure that they’re ours! We need a DNA test!

[@SuperCaliforniaBarbi]

Uncle Sam IS NOT THE FATHER

[@stratostatic]

Red state meal time prayer: "We thank you lord for food and sex, but mostly for them disability checks".

[@stevebonk8995]

That’s the irony, a lot of the red states take more federal money than they give so they couldn’t financially survive right now without the blue states. If they divorced the blue states they’d be broke lol

[@ednanelson1897]

Don't forget her own state, Georgia.

[@couragekarnga8735]

Maury, where are you? Come on out of retirement! You know, like Tom Brady!

[@phoenixluk]

As a writer, teacher, and librarian, the last segment killed me. I'm listening to an audiobook and reading another. I'm usually reading multiple books at one time. Reading creates empathy, which enhances listening and critical thinking skills. This country needs it.

[@maggiem.5904]

Sen. John Kennedy of Louisiana actually is pretty funny!

[@sallyphillips9175]

Does MTG not realize she lives in a blue state?

[@danmcgriff1421]

They voted her into office

[@GoGreen1977]

Georgia is, at best, purple. The state is run by Republicans.

[@normanacree1635]

I don't think she has any idea what state she is in. Seems like she is in a comatose state.

[@DissectGibberish]

While I wish MTG was comatose, her mouth is still flapping.

[@icin4d]

@@danmcgriff1421 Her district is deep red.

[@robertpearson8546]

Why don't we extradite Santos and let him serve out his term in a Brazilian prison?

[@tuxcats8518]

Especially since Republicans are so anxious to get rid of illegals.

[@travelcrazyguy9082]

MTG thinks she is an institution and that's exactly where she should be put .

[@Todd.B]

Give her a trial separation, cut off all gov money to red states for a month, see how fast their time changes

[@casjean8904]

cut off all fed money. pull out military bases and close them. anything fed government gets taken away funding for roads and schools etc. and health care too.

[@margaretgray4170]

Greene needs to be accountable for her part in 1/6 Insurrection! Instead people reelected her back as a member of Congress!

[@chenzen1578]

She ran unopposed after her followers threatened her opponant out of the race, for real.

[@atasteofreality609]

😂🤣😂🤡 you haven’t been paying attention huh, 1/6 was a democrat driven circus

[@chenzen1578]

@@atasteofreality609 Really? All those known right wingers wearing ugly Trump merchandise on Jan 6? The rioters now in prison testified in court "It was the president who called us", thousands of hours of video material and texts PROVING it was Trump cultists? The Republicans before the Jan6 commitee CONFESSING it was trumps idea to stop the peaceful transfer of power in case he looses? All not true, huh? What's your prefered lie? They where really Antifa? No, no it was the FBI! Uhm no nno it was the capital police opening the door to the rioters, not what the whole world saw happening live on tv and Internet, Trump cultist breaking doors and windows, beating police officers (blue lives matter, my a$$) Most of all, and please think hard about it: WHY WOULD DEMS EVEN DO THAT? THEY WON THE ELECTION!!!

[@chenzen1578]

@@atasteofreality609 Maybe you should stop watching Hoax "news" and get a dose of reality before you lecture others.

[@p-mac5969]

😂😂😂 still falling for it huh? 🐑🐑🐑

[@censusgary]

A cardboard tomb for your seventh birthday bash! Wow, these folks know how to party!

[@eriklarsen3363]

You never watched The Addams Family?

[@censusgary]

@@eriklarsen3363 The Addamses would have had a real tomb, not some cardboard imitation.

[@alanerickson3075]

We really need to protect our children from MTG.

[@soldatheero]

whats MTG?

[@k.ferguson2982]

@@soldatheero Mutants To Go.

[@couragekarnga8735]

Hey, remember Charlottesville? You know, that time when the president of the United States basically made a speech that was an impassioned defense of white nationalism/supremacy? Or that time he, instead of condemning the white nationalist group, the Proud Boys, (stupidest group name in the history of mankind, BTW), basically gave them their marching orders? Yeah... Can we not do this again? Please? I feel the need to remind us all that as much as we hate it, Donald Trump was our president. We have to acknowledge that so we never ever allow him or the likes of him to invade our political system again! If we don't learn from Donald Trump, we will repeat Donald Trump, or worse, Ron DeSantis. We better learn, people. We damn well better learn from this.

[@jabbermocky4520]

@@soldatheero Malignant Treasonous Gnome.

[@E1987TO]

What's with all the hate for Magic the Gathering?

[@danozmatlan3467]

Ignorant America! We have to laugh because it's so sad. Thanks Jimmy!

[@jamesp8459]

Right, support your police officers, you did a real good job supporting them on Jan 6th and MTG was one of the only 21 Congressmen to oppose awarding medals to the police that fought so courageously to make sure we still had a country.

[@roxannejensen6065]

you soon will see the truth about 6 Jan.

[@deniseboldea1624]

@@roxannejensen6065 We already know the truth, a bunch of facist tried to overthrow the government to soothe the tantruming Orange one's ego.

[@jennifermcgoldrick6323]

@@roxannejensen6065oh will we?? Please do tell?? What did live coverage not tell us?? Effing delusional maga nut job

[@karolrhodes7057]

@@roxannejensen6065 I'll be on high alert!🤣🤣

[@jonathannagela2130]

that was les of an event than walmart on any weekend

[@clarafedde8674]

"He will destroy us, and we will deserve it".

[@DissectGibberish]

And now Marjorie Traitor Greene is trying her hand at trashing the country... can we get her deported to Antarctica?

[@mariepanimdim4303]

Miss Lindsey 👸

[@freetolook3727]

National Divorce: Yeah, they tried that about 160 years ago and we all know how that worked out. I thought we had settled that.

[@edvh88]

Nope, the south never got over it. Shockingly, 8 years of reconstruction wasn’t enough to heal from 400 years of slavery…

[@phoenixfive4091]

“And what happened in that book?” “Yeah” 😂😂

[@user-eh4jv6xw4l]

One word, don't do drugs. You don't wanna be like Donny Jr. Lol

[@Shasha-yg1mm]

It's amazing that he's oblivious to how stupid he looks and sounds

[@sim1manson1]

Sniff sniff...watchu talkin about...sniff sniff.

[@Thedarcyboys]

Or Hunter Biden

[@franks2394]

*completely ignores Hunter*

[@Thedarcyboys]

@@franks2394 Only Libtards watch Jimmy kimmel lol

[@ohotnitza]

More people need to heckle MTG

[@DissectGibberish]

Make it a new national pastime ...

[@christopherloyd8938]

Whatever restaurant she goes to is going to keep happening they don't even want an apology . it's just going to keep going like the Energizer Bunny she might as well move out this country🤔💯

[@couragekarnga8735]

Whoever did it should be given the Medal of Freedom!

[@KaiserBlade]

Yes emulating MTG would be a good idea.

[@jeangillespie1173]

Give ad good as she does!!!

[@vcarter0723]

Hey, I’ve also read The History. Great book, it starts off with the community and then it gets into the world. That America is such a great writer.

[@PluribusProject]

God those street interrogations are brutal

[@Shimnufc]

So cringe

[@cathywestholt5324]

We just need to divorce MTG and tell her she needs to go find another place to live.

[@tammyjames6114]

Irreconcilable differences!

[@mtaylor7307]

Like her hubby who took the kids with him.

[@hartshut]

What do you get when you cut funding for education? MTG!

[@SirVic42]

Last book I read was the autobiography of George Santos titled "Winning Waterloo".

[@letmewatchmyshows]

“Future former congressman” hahaha love it

[@stratostatic]

Great opening. I was hoping Jimmy would show a clip of Jamie Raskin verbally tormenting Lauren Boebert today.

[@MsTMarie83]

Raskin is a beast! Especially considering all he has been thru the past few years.. His son took his own life just days before his incredible job leading frump45 impeachment for jan6th. Raskin is a truly honorable person, wish more Americans knew who he was & paid attn to which politicians are actually trying to help our country

[@stratostatic]

Raskin has been seriously on top of his game lately. It's a pleasure to watch.

[@casjean8904]

@@MsTMarie83 i was lucky to see and hear him speak in my town last year!

[@parkiwi4787]

Not being American I know six pac. Is CPAC an abbreviation for crap pac?

[@samandros3451]

Close enough.

[@darknightskys666]

A national divorce? Conservatives hate paying taxes could you imagine a state being without the federal government how much state tax would be?

[@johnnythomas6723]

It's about time they finally went after Santos. MTG needs to go over her "national divorce" ignorance. 🤣🤣🤣

[@cheshirecat6518]

Poor Marge is just mad nobody was there to help HER transition when SHE was young.😔

[@humboldthammer]

She's trying to look like Ivanka -- bleached hair, roots showing, parted down the center, tan -- but she can't pull it off.

[@mariepanimdim4303]

😂😂😂😂

[@tuxcats8518]

She obviously has access to all the Testosterone she needs.

[@OfficerDva444]

She wanted to b a horse so bad =( ... or a Titan

[@curthennig9448]

@@OfficerDva444 She's on her way. She's always kicking.

[@IDCWhatUThink]

Geeze I wonder why MTG husband left her. I bet the kids left with him.

[@MADguitar]

We need a prenuptial agreement for sure with the divorce. Cali and New York make all the money for the country..

[@RanaBurr]

The last book I read was Strongmen by Ruth Ben-Ghiat and it was so terrifying that I am reading it again.

[@Ari-pw6nu]

So many are missing CPAC because they are on the cusp of being indicted.

[@gregraj]

This is an underrated comment right here! Great point Ari ...!! 😄

[@johnsmith-cw3wo]

@@gregraj So many are missing CPAC because they died of COVID ☠💀☠

[@susansellars3869]

CPAC is a comedic relief! Those people are the jokes!

[@gailpeck9748]

Supporting the police, coming from MTG' S mouth is priceless.

[@k.ferguson2982]

MTG's reality check just bounced.

[@gooddaysahead1]

Here's what conservative columnist William Crystal said about cpac: "What a roster at CPAC! Perhaps the most extraordinary collection of grifters, gropers, conspiracists, and apologists for authoritarianism that has ever been gathered together in one place, with the possible exception of when Benito Mussolini dined alone."

[@jimough2441]

The ONLY good thing about this meeting is that we can now laugh at them.

[@barbaraarnstein179]

"Mar-a-Loudo", "The former Vice-Poodle"! Genius! The hits keep coming!

[@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin]

National Divorce - brought to you by the Family Values Party 😳

[@joymattson8549]

@Joe and The Ho Gotta Go plenty of people in that category of all races - you must not get out of yer holler in the hills much

[@lovemylife1only]

​@@joeandthehogottago1671Marjorie, is that you little troll? Haha

[@michelebenedosso3899]

I’m a retired reading teacher here (37+ years)…I’m mortified 😳 and saddened 🥲🥲

[@terryreynoldson6698]

Don Jr. wears his cap backward like that because he doesn't know how shade works 🤣

[@danmcgriff1421]

You making fun of a lot of people on that one guy

[@stratostatic]

I bet Junior has a lifted and loud pick-up truck with a Trump flags duct taped to the tailgate.

[@dennisp3314]

The "Have you read a book ? " bit ... Wow !

[@markz9190]

Jimmy...The List...Jimmy...Naughty Naughty

[@theodethomasa6358]

If MTGaga wants a National Divorce, give her one all the way out of the country!

[@leopardscarf]

Really funny show! Thanks, Jimmy!

[@patriciarutt1637]

This was so funny! Thanks for making us aware of this character!

[@johnriccomi388]

Can I PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE have a short chat with, Little Donnie Jr.? All I need is one room, one lock, five minutes.

[@marvinmartin4692]

Can I help?

[@David-ng7cr]

Get in line John. It's a long one.

[@foppishdilletaunt9911]

Trumpledforeskin is losing bigly and missing his free Propatainment from Fox and people are growing tired of his jag.

[@KaiserBlade]

Bidenblowers aren't very bright are they?

[@ghostpine]

​@Just Watchin' yep

[@moustachekid542]

Love the nickname 🤣

[@south6bt]

@@ghostpine If only Fox could be a bastion of truth, reason and objectivity like MSNBC.

[@mjanny6330]

Fox soul?

[@glendagraves1637]

Bless her husband. He got out!

[@nas10iris]

This explains so much of what I see in my classroom. Kids hate to read. Why? Because they learn it from their parents. So sad. People - read a book, especially in front of your children. They see everything you do, may as well make them good examples!!!

[@InvisionHopeHealthyLiving]

I totally agree with you. Thanks for your great advice because it resonates with me. I used to make videos on books I read or those my children read. Sadly, only a few people are reading these days, and someone asked me to change my content. Your message encourages me to continue. Some books I am reading this month include Red shoes by Ebony Glenn, Freedom by Jaycee Dugard, The Woman Next Door by Yewande Omotoso, Martin va a l'Ecole by David Melling, and Bright Brown Baby by Andrea Davis Pinkney.

[@nas10iris]

@@InvisionHopeHealthyLiving wow 5 in one month? That’s awesome! Im stuck on The Song of Achilles & Imaginary Friend but only because im back in college. Every moment I get, though, I’m reading. I carry my books everywhere!!! You sound like an awesome parent 👍🏽

[@hanschristopherson8056]

That Kennedy bit literally sounded like an snl parody 💀

[@normacroberts-hakizimana8785]

Mr. Haney from Green Acres!!

[@planetarysolidarity]

The 'sponsors' were completely ageist.

[@solvseus]

Look him up. It's mostly an act, but accurate.

[@chasealy1452]

When one brings a donkey to a castle, the donkey does not become the king. The castle becomes a stable for the donkey.

[@seekeroftruth6728]

The last book I read was 'The Founding Myth' by constitutional attorney Andrew Seidel. It was excellent. Highly recommend.

[@Alacritous]

Don't you remember when Trump pretended to be his own publicist named John Barron for a while there?

[@Marktwcable]

Sure Hillary

[@aw6841]

Cope Mark, and ho find the video material, it’s out there

[@Marktwcable]

@@aw6841 Cope AW and go check on Biden he's corrupt as hell and doesn't know what day it is

[@gamepapa1211]

To those of you who thought George Santos is done: you don't know how resilient a cockroach can be.

[@roxannejensen6065]

you mean Kamala and Joe. I agree.

[@maribelcaudillo258]

that drag queen has no mother!

[@gooddaysahead1]

They can even survive nuclear radiation. But still, let's try it on him.

[@TheRealDeal130]

Especially those that live full-time in the sewer.

[@mariepanimdim4303]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Saltysailor83]

As a biker, I stand by George Santos! He invented Harley-Davidson!

[@carolbenson6524]

I'm a Senator Kennedy fan! Get him on your show!!!

[@HylianFox3]

I've got to show this segment to my mom. She's probably read 50 books since the year began.

[@dougmacmillan1712]

There are three books on my night stand that I'm reading simultaneously.

[@marywallace4086]

@@dougmacmillan1712 I do that with my Kindle. I've worn out two of them!

[@blangille6407]

@@marywallace4086 I wore out my kobo and just read books on my phone with the kobo app. Just as good if not better. I think I fit in better now in public as people likely think I'm on tictok.

[@retriever19golden55]

Pretty sad, isn't it? The American Literacy Project has reported that 52-54% of American citizens are functionally illiterate, reading at or below 8th grade level, and 4% are completely illiterate. It's appalling...just what Republicans have tried to achieve since Reagan. It must be reversed!

[@sheilaregal2566]

Your mom sounds like me. She's probably very nice, smart and, possibly, old.😊

[@alisawhite9804]

Hi, Jimmy! I just love your show! I have been suffering depression since my mother died. I look forward to your show because it gives me a dose of laughter! Thanks! ❤

[@MsTMarie83]

Your not alone. Laughter is definitely the best medicine. Jimmy can make the most depressing political news funny.

[@firewulf2000]

Sorry for your loss but definitely get yourself to talk with a trained professional if you can. Can really make a world of difference! I know stuff is uncomfortable and you might not think twice about it but really helpful to get things off your chest with someone rather than by yourself. Keep ok keepin on :)

[@bkm2797]

So sorry you're mom had to leave too soon, she is still very much alive and actually feeling great, so maybe try to talk with her, pretty sure she is trying to talk to you, most important know you will be together again, and that she doesn't want you to grieve, but to remember the good times. Wishing you the best.

[@oneirishpoet]

I understand how that feels, just lost my mom in December and I love Jimmy Kimmel, he helps me laugh in these insane times!

[@walkerpaulp6526]

You serious?

[@Lexington101]

I'd like to see them do the book thing in New York City.

[@phunktified1]

​@Matthew Lindsay If it's painful, you're definitely doing it wrong!

[@j.d.445]

I mean, CPAC has become a freak show 🤷‍♀️

[@NewMessage]

Nothing makes a pool party pop like the ever-present specter of death in cardboard form!

[@rodriguezmarina5156]

John Kennedy looks how I imagine Grandma Munster 😹

[@roxannejensen6065]

Every person has a right of free speech. But not everyone gets the privilege of psychological abuse. Congrats.

[@patevans3709]

Ted Cruz is Grandpa Munster--complete with his mutton chops!

[@virginiabalch6274]

Kennedy reminds me of that character Mr. Haney on Green Acres. Both are golly gee shysters.

[@mariepanimdim4303]

😂😂😂😂😂🎉

[@rodriguezmarina5156]

@@roxannejensen6065 ☺️ thank you!

[@marykinnick3865]

The last book I read was "The Stones of Summer" by Dow Mossman! Good book and this is the second time I read it...

[@SupportTheLittleGuy]

This guy can’t keep trumps name out his mouth straight up

[@vinceedwards3978]

Oh geez, that book bit really makes me worried for our future!!!

[@CelesteRAdams]

Funny if he gets arrested at CPAC

[@moustachekid542]

National Divorce sounds awfully close to Civil War...

[@barbaragalliera9846]

Sr John Kennedy I’m peeing my pants. Laughed so hard I fell off the couch

[@loriallenbaugh35]

I love to read. The last several years I've had difficulty focusing to read. I think stress and over stimulation have much to do with it. I've found audiobooks to be a savior. I receive the full text and story as well as some theatrical emphasis from the reader. It allows me to listen while I cook, do chores and especially on long quiet drives. It can also relax me at bedtime. The only problem is that when someone asks the name of the book I forget because it's not in front of me every time I engage. I remember the stories though.

[@clothilde1623]

Yeah, I used to be a voracious reader but suffering from major depression has made it very difficult to concentrate and sapped the joy out of it. These days it’s just too much mental effort. Curse you, depression. 😔

[@loriallenbaugh35]

@@clothilde1623 I'm so sorry that has been taken from you. Please try the audiobooks. They have helped me greatly. If you enjoy historical fiction I recently listened to one called "The giver of Stars". It was very uplifting and empowering for Women. The historical aspect was really interesting. What ever you enjoy that can distract from negative thoughts and hopefully give you some encouragement. I'll be thinking about you! 💖📖📚

[@clothilde1623]

@@loriallenbaugh35 Thank you Lori, what an absolute sweetheart you are. Your kindness and consideration are much appreciated (a rare thing online!). I adore history so I will definitely check that out; thank you for the recommendation. To return the favour, the last book I managed to finish was called Fingersmith, by Sarah Waters. It’s set in Victorian Britain and is a twisty cracker - as evidenced by the fact I actually read it all! I hope you can get back to reading more too. Getting into in a good book is such a pure pleasure, and it’s horrible to be robbed of that. Stress and depression go hand-in-hand and they definitely impacts one’s ability to concentrate and invest, so I truly empathise. Thank you for thinking of me, and I will think of you too. Much love from Scotland, UK 😘 PS. Your cat is adorable 🥰 I have two crazy labradoodles and they are the source of all my joy.

[@bsmith51]

Mtg wants a save place- let’s send those men with a special white jacket just for her to pick her up and to take her to one that has a locked door and padded walls

[@nicolegrimm9904]

The interviews about reading were unbelievably depressing. 😢

[@clothilde1623]

It’s especially alarming when people can’t even _name_ a book. I mean wtf??

[@donnale3881]

My father actually did survive storming the beaches at Normandy, I don’t remember him mentioning Santos…..

[@tirzeh]

I love how everything's available at Walgreens.

[@tvdinner325]

We ordered the Life-Sized Crucifix kit.

[@davidlevinson2460]

Kennedy sounds just like Mr. Haney on Green Acres.