Right Wing Crazies Gather to Praise Trump, Santos’ Lies Hit New Heights & MTG Wants National Divorce

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Jimmy Kimmel Live

Jimmy Kimmel Live

Күн бұрын

Easter is a month away and if you are looking to do better than a basket full of plastic grass there is a new gift item available, far-right wingers have gathered at CPAC in praise of their lord and savior Donald Trump, Senator John Kennedy of Louisiana has decided to take his hilarious act on the road, Don Jr. has been lashing out at any Republican who tries to challenge Daddy Don, Mike Pence appears to be distancing himself even further from his former boss, the White House unveiled President Biden’s new Cyber Security plan, George Santos is under official investigation by the House Ethics Committee, rumors continue to swirl about the identity of his new campaign treasurer Andrew Olsen, Marjorie Taylor Greene calls for a national divorce, the automaker Ford considered building self-driving cars that can repossess themselves, and we venture out on to Hollywood Boulevard to ask pedestrians what the last book they read was.
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@gregpotts7
@gregpotts7 Жыл бұрын
Senator Kennedy used to work at green acres as Mr. Hanney
@normacroberts-hakizimana8785
@normacroberts-hakizimana8785 Жыл бұрын
My thoughts every single time I hear him!
@intomnia3313
@intomnia3313 Жыл бұрын
He must have been quite an oddity at Oxford.
@honpot2016
@honpot2016 Жыл бұрын
yes but hanney was more respectable .
@stratostatic
@stratostatic Жыл бұрын
Kennedy and Hanney both busy trying to unload something useless on to the gullible.
@DissectGibberish
@DissectGibberish Жыл бұрын
He should have stayed there...
@polyglot12
@polyglot12 Жыл бұрын
MTG is already divorced from sanity.
@debbievoss3496
@debbievoss3496 Жыл бұрын
I hope she runs as Trump's VP. INTO THE GROUND.
@ELEMENTARYWATSON52
@ELEMENTARYWATSON52 Жыл бұрын
💯 %
@loganmalough2379
@loganmalough2379 Жыл бұрын
And she’s got a restraining order on reality.
@IB4UUB4ME
@IB4UUB4ME Жыл бұрын
You mean reality?
@loganmalough2379
@loganmalough2379 Жыл бұрын
@@IB4UUB4ME you read the comment didn’t ya?
@phoenixluk
@phoenixluk Жыл бұрын
As a writer, teacher, and librarian, the last segment killed me. I'm listening to an audiobook and reading another. I'm usually reading multiple books at one time. Reading creates empathy, which enhances listening and critical thinking skills. This country needs it.
@johnwinslow3776
@johnwinslow3776 Жыл бұрын
MTG is the original Drag Queen complete with an Adams Apple
@rhondaguerrero2869
@rhondaguerrero2869 Жыл бұрын
National divorce her from Congress !!! Pleazz.
@RobinaB530
@RobinaB530 Жыл бұрын
That's a pretty silly thing to say. Get a grip.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын
Why TF did we ever get married in the first place? F you, Georgia! Yall are so damn lucky you gave us two Democratic Senators!
@travelcrazyguy9082
@travelcrazyguy9082 Жыл бұрын
MTG thinks she is an institution and that's exactly where she should be put .
@hartshut
@hartshut Жыл бұрын
What do you get when you cut funding for education? MTG!
@sallyphillips9175
@sallyphillips9175 Жыл бұрын
Does MTG not realize she lives in a blue state?
@danmcgriff1421
@danmcgriff1421 Жыл бұрын
They voted her into office
@GoGreen1977
@GoGreen1977 Жыл бұрын
Georgia is, at best, purple. The state is run by Republicans.
@normanacree1635
@normanacree1635 Жыл бұрын
I don't think she has any idea what state she is in. Seems like she is in a comatose state.
@DissectGibberish
@DissectGibberish Жыл бұрын
While I wish MTG was comatose, her mouth is still flapping.
@icin4d
@icin4d Жыл бұрын
@@danmcgriff1421 Her district is deep red.
@kathymanthey2062
@kathymanthey2062 Жыл бұрын
I agree the entire country should divorce MTG!
@karlek67
@karlek67 Жыл бұрын
The video game made me lol
@PADS62
@PADS62 Жыл бұрын
ABSOLUTELY @Kathy Manthey! ABSOLUTELY!
@BlLL_LUMBERGH
@BlLL_LUMBERGH Жыл бұрын
You guys voted for a senile man with dementia 🤣
@Tonyhouse1168
@Tonyhouse1168 Жыл бұрын
If I’ve said it once, I’ve now said it..twice: BOTH of mtg’s brain cells divorced each other long ago
@EeeEee-bm5gx
@EeeEee-bm5gx Жыл бұрын
No divorce. If it's 'till death do us part', then so be it 🤫
@cheshirecat6518
@cheshirecat6518 Жыл бұрын
Poor Marge is just mad nobody was there to help HER transition when SHE was young.😔
@humboldthammer
@humboldthammer Жыл бұрын
She's trying to look like Ivanka -- bleached hair, roots showing, parted down the center, tan -- but she can't pull it off.
@mariepanimdim4303
@mariepanimdim4303 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@tuxcats8518
@tuxcats8518 Жыл бұрын
She obviously has access to all the Testosterone she needs.
@OfficerDva444
@OfficerDva444 Жыл бұрын
She wanted to b a horse so bad =( ... or a Titan
@curthennig9448
@curthennig9448 Жыл бұрын
@@OfficerDva444 She's on her way. She's always kicking.
@cleverusername9369
@cleverusername9369 Жыл бұрын
Remember that time trump promised that if he lost to Biden, he'd leave the country and we'd never hear from him again? Sighhhhh. Of all of his tens of thousands of lies, that one hurts the most.
@debbielasater2980
@debbielasater2980 Жыл бұрын
He needs to be reminded esp. now that Rupert of Fox wants to make him a nonperson Maybe he can help find a place that will let him in.
@leek619
@leek619 Жыл бұрын
Liberals are bonifide hypocrites. F.o.A.C
@bethb7965
@bethb7965 Жыл бұрын
​@@debbielasater2980 ship him out on an iceberg, no provisions
@sarkybugger5009
@sarkybugger5009 Жыл бұрын
@@debbielasater2980 His friend Mr Kim has a room waiting in Pyong Yang.
@south6bt
@south6bt Жыл бұрын
Remember when all those famous people said that if Trump got elected they would all leave America? Sighhhhh
@johnriccomi388
@johnriccomi388 Жыл бұрын
Can I PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE have a short chat with, Little Donnie Jr.? All I need is one room, one lock, five minutes.
@marvinmartin4692
@marvinmartin4692 Жыл бұрын
Can I help?
@David-ng7cr
@David-ng7cr Жыл бұрын
Get in line John. It's a long one.
@willgoldsmith5462
@willgoldsmith5462 Жыл бұрын
The most ironic part of the MTG's "divorce" is that Georgia apparently now votes blue on the regular
@joecancer6013
@joecancer6013 Жыл бұрын
The ballots vote blue. The citizens don't
@bobapbob5812
@bobapbob5812 Жыл бұрын
Family values. Compare with Buttigegg
@shirairyu9806
@shirairyu9806 Жыл бұрын
Not so apparent if you watch the CCTV of what happens when GA counts 'votes'
@Poppityy
@Poppityy Жыл бұрын
except for her herself and kemp. do you even follow politics?
@zuglymonster
@zuglymonster Жыл бұрын
It's hilarious and if she moved to a red state she'd have to wait 5 years to vote too😆😆
@nas10iris
@nas10iris Жыл бұрын
This explains so much of what I see in my classroom. Kids hate to read. Why? Because they learn it from their parents. So sad. People - read a book, especially in front of your children. They see everything you do, may as well make them good examples!!!
@InvisionHopeHealthyLiving
@InvisionHopeHealthyLiving Жыл бұрын
I totally agree with you. Thanks for your great advice because it resonates with me. I used to make videos on books I read or those my children read. Sadly, only a few people are reading these days, and someone asked me to change my content. Your message encourages me to continue. Some books I am reading this month include Red shoes by Ebony Glenn, Freedom by Jaycee Dugard, The Woman Next Door by Yewande Omotoso, Martin va a l'Ecole by David Melling, and Bright Brown Baby by Andrea Davis Pinkney.
@nas10iris
@nas10iris Жыл бұрын
@@InvisionHopeHealthyLiving wow 5 in one month? That’s awesome! Im stuck on The Song of Achilles & Imaginary Friend but only because im back in college. Every moment I get, though, I’m reading. I carry my books everywhere!!! You sound like an awesome parent 👍🏽
@user-eh4jv6xw4l
@user-eh4jv6xw4l Жыл бұрын
One word, don't do drugs. You don't wanna be like Donny Jr. Lol
@Shasha-yg1mm
@Shasha-yg1mm Жыл бұрын
It's amazing that he's oblivious to how stupid he looks and sounds
@sim1manson1
@sim1manson1 Жыл бұрын
Sniff sniff...watchu talkin about...sniff sniff.
@Thedarcyboys
@Thedarcyboys Жыл бұрын
Or Hunter Biden
@franks2394
@franks2394 Жыл бұрын
*completely ignores Hunter*
@Thedarcyboys
@Thedarcyboys Жыл бұрын
@@franks2394 Only Libtards watch Jimmy kimmel lol
@MADguitar
@MADguitar Жыл бұрын
We need a prenuptial agreement for sure with the divorce. Cali and New York make all the money for the country..
@christinawadsworth501
@christinawadsworth501 Жыл бұрын
she's freaking out over her personal divorce. Unpaid leave until she goes to therapy and works it out with herself
@vinceedwards3978
@vinceedwards3978 Жыл бұрын
Oh geez, that book bit really makes me worried for our future!!!
@gooddaysahead1
@gooddaysahead1 Жыл бұрын
Here's what conservative columnist William Crystal said about cpac: "What a roster at CPAC! Perhaps the most extraordinary collection of grifters, gropers, conspiracists, and apologists for authoritarianism that has ever been gathered together in one place, with the possible exception of when Benito Mussolini dined alone."
@censusgary
@censusgary Жыл бұрын
A cardboard tomb for your seventh birthday bash! Wow, these folks know how to party!
@capnlevon
@capnlevon Жыл бұрын
You never watched The Addams Family?
@censusgary
@censusgary Жыл бұрын
@@capnlevon The Addamses would have had a real tomb, not some cardboard imitation.
@grumpydave7329
@grumpydave7329 Жыл бұрын
MTG is a traitor... That's... Traitor.
@hanschristopherson8056
@hanschristopherson8056 Жыл бұрын
That Kennedy bit literally sounded like an snl parody 💀
@normacroberts-hakizimana8785
@normacroberts-hakizimana8785 Жыл бұрын
Mr. Haney from Green Acres!!
@planetarysolidarity
@planetarysolidarity Жыл бұрын
The 'sponsors' were completely ageist.
@solvseus
@solvseus Жыл бұрын
Look him up. It's mostly an act, but accurate.
@Alacritous
@Alacritous Жыл бұрын
Don't you remember when Trump pretended to be his own publicist named John Barron for a while there?
@Marktwcable
@Marktwcable Жыл бұрын
Sure Hillary
@aw6841
@aw6841 Жыл бұрын
Cope Mark, and ho find the video material, it’s out there
@Marktwcable
@Marktwcable Жыл бұрын
@@aw6841 Cope AW and go check on Biden he's corrupt as hell and doesn't know what day it is
@danagordon8871
@danagordon8871 Жыл бұрын
National divorce? We already pay child (state)support for Mississippi, Alabama, Kentucky, Louisiana, Arizona and Florida! And we’re not even sure that they’re ours! We need a DNA test!
@SuperCaliforniaBarbi
@SuperCaliforniaBarbi Жыл бұрын
Uncle Sam IS NOT THE FATHER
@stratostatic
@stratostatic Жыл бұрын
Red state meal time prayer: "We thank you lord for food and sex, but mostly for them disability checks".
@stevebonk8995
@stevebonk8995 Жыл бұрын
That’s the irony, a lot of the red states take more federal money than they give so they couldn’t financially survive right now without the blue states. If they divorced the blue states they’d be broke lol
@ednanelson1897
@ednanelson1897 Жыл бұрын
Don't forget her own state, Georgia.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын
Maury, where are you? Come on out of retirement! You know, like Tom Brady!
@darknightskys666
@darknightskys666 Жыл бұрын
A national divorce? Conservatives hate paying taxes could you imagine a state being without the federal government how much state tax would be?
@rodriguezmarina5156
@rodriguezmarina5156 Жыл бұрын
John Kennedy looks how I imagine Grandma Munster 😹
@roxannejensen6065
@roxannejensen6065 Жыл бұрын
Every person has a right of free speech. But not everyone gets the privilege of psychological abuse. Congrats.
@patevans3709
@patevans3709 Жыл бұрын
Ted Cruz is Grandpa Munster--complete with his mutton chops!
@virginiabalch6274
@virginiabalch6274 Жыл бұрын
Kennedy reminds me of that character Mr. Haney on Green Acres. Both are golly gee shysters.
@mariepanimdim4303
@mariepanimdim4303 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂🎉
@rodriguezmarina5156
@rodriguezmarina5156 Жыл бұрын
@@roxannejensen6065 ☺️ thank you!
@NyxOleander
@NyxOleander Жыл бұрын
3:38 😆I’m not sure they’d let Cracker Barrel host. This past summer, CB was being accused of going “woke” (somehow) by offering plant-based sausage.
@stratostatic
@stratostatic Жыл бұрын
I remember that. It's hard to keep track of all the little insignlficant things they're losing ther minds over.
@MsTMarie83
@MsTMarie83 Жыл бұрын
Wow. Another foxnews horror story I forgot about. I'm still laughing thinking about biden sending our troops to steal our stoves & check our taxes
@solvseus
@solvseus Жыл бұрын
Remember when they complained about plant based beer? Feels like a hundred years ago.
@ronaldblackburn8947
@ronaldblackburn8947 Жыл бұрын
OMG!!
@maggiem.5904
@maggiem.5904 Жыл бұрын
Sen. John Kennedy of Louisiana actually is pretty funny!
@HylianFox3
@HylianFox3 Жыл бұрын
I've got to show this segment to my mom. She's probably read 50 books since the year began.
@dougmacmillan1712
@dougmacmillan1712 Жыл бұрын
There are three books on my night stand that I'm reading simultaneously.
@marywallace4086
@marywallace4086 Жыл бұрын
@@dougmacmillan1712 I do that with my Kindle. I've worn out two of them!
@blangille6407
@blangille6407 Жыл бұрын
@@marywallace4086 I wore out my kobo and just read books on my phone with the kobo app. Just as good if not better. I think I fit in better now in public as people likely think I'm on tictok.
@retriever19golden55
@retriever19golden55 Жыл бұрын
Pretty sad, isn't it? The American Literacy Project has reported that 52-54% of American citizens are functionally illiterate, reading at or below 8th grade level, and 4% are completely illiterate. It's appalling...just what Republicans have tried to achieve since Reagan. It must be reversed!
@sheilaregal2566
@sheilaregal2566 Жыл бұрын
Your mom sounds like me. She's probably very nice, smart and, possibly, old.😊
@Todd.B
@Todd.B Жыл бұрын
Give her a trial separation, cut off all gov money to red states for a month, see how fast their time changes
@casjean8904
@casjean8904 Жыл бұрын
cut off all fed money. pull out military bases and close them. anything fed government gets taken away funding for roads and schools etc. and health care too.
@peterurbanski9495
@peterurbanski9495 Жыл бұрын
The trump jr skit with the fruit ninja just about made me pee my pants!
@NICO-Z-TRADER
@NICO-Z-TRADER Жыл бұрын
Going thourgh rough times, and watching this makes me smile a little bit. Depression is not an easy thing to get trhough so thanks Jimmy (and to the writers)...
@un-ku_son
@un-ku_son Жыл бұрын
Sorry to hear you are struggling. Been there. Know there is always someone who cares.
@hopesnopes
@hopesnopes Жыл бұрын
I wish you the very best. It IS hard, and yeah, guys like Jimmy DO make it easier to smile and hear some sanity delivered with humor and a good heart. You take care.
@sailormade2
@sailormade2 Жыл бұрын
Sending positive thoughts your way, Nicholas. When you're struggling, it can be difficult to see the light at the end of the tunnel, but if you can keep finding moments of happiness, as you did while watching this video, it's those small moments that will eventually lead your way out of the darkness and into the sun.
@PADS62
@PADS62 Жыл бұрын
@@sailormade2 Beautiful, just beautiful! Same from me to you to Nicolas. ❤️🥰
@alcrowder7097
@alcrowder7097 Жыл бұрын
Just know that you're so much stronger and greater than you may feel at this moment...
@bubbispapa2053
@bubbispapa2053 Жыл бұрын
Yes, Trump 2024! I agree, 20 - 24 years in prison sounds about right! 😄👍
@danmcgriff1421
@danmcgriff1421 Жыл бұрын
Blah blah blah I don't like Trump you people are pathetic
@bubbispapa2053
@bubbispapa2053 Жыл бұрын
@@danmcgriff1421 Blah blah blah I don't like the liberal media or liberal Hollywood that's why I endlessly tune in. You MAGAts can't even lie good. So pathetic! 😄
@DissectGibberish
@DissectGibberish Жыл бұрын
😆😆😆😆😆
@therealhydropx
@therealhydropx Жыл бұрын
Jimmy likes lil boys
@Indi.a.B33ger.Viru.s.Nation
@Indi.a.B33ger.Viru.s.Nation Жыл бұрын
🤣👏
@williamcrowe2576
@williamcrowe2576 Жыл бұрын
"What's the last book you read" is not a question you should ask in a state where books are banned.
@CelesteRAdams
@CelesteRAdams Жыл бұрын
Funny if he gets arrested at CPAC
@margaretgray4170
@margaretgray4170 Жыл бұрын
Greene needs to be accountable for her part in 1/6 Insurrection! Instead people reelected her back as a member of Congress!
@chenzen1578
@chenzen1578 Жыл бұрын
She ran unopposed after her followers threatened her opponant out of the race, for real.
@atasteofreality609
@atasteofreality609 Жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂🤡 you haven’t been paying attention huh, 1/6 was a democrat driven circus
@chenzen1578
@chenzen1578 Жыл бұрын
@@atasteofreality609 Really? All those known right wingers wearing ugly Trump merchandise on Jan 6? The rioters now in prison testified in court "It was the president who called us", thousands of hours of video material and texts PROVING it was Trump cultists? The Republicans before the Jan6 commitee CONFESSING it was trumps idea to stop the peaceful transfer of power in case he looses? All not true, huh? What's your prefered lie? They where really Antifa? No, no it was the FBI! Uhm no nno it was the capital police opening the door to the rioters, not what the whole world saw happening live on tv and Internet, Trump cultist breaking doors and windows, beating police officers (blue lives matter, my a$$) Most of all, and please think hard about it: WHY WOULD DEMS EVEN DO THAT? THEY WON THE ELECTION!!!
@chenzen1578
@chenzen1578 Жыл бұрын
@@atasteofreality609 Maybe you should stop watching Hoax "news" and get a dose of reality before you lecture others.
@p-mac5969
@p-mac5969 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 still falling for it huh? 🐑🐑🐑
@phoenixfive4091
@phoenixfive4091 Жыл бұрын
“And what happened in that book?” “Yeah” 😂😂
@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin
@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin Жыл бұрын
National Divorce - brought to you by the Family Values Party 😳
@joymattson8549
@joymattson8549 Жыл бұрын
@Joe and The Ho Gotta Go plenty of people in that category of all races - you must not get out of yer holler in the hills much
@lovemylife1only
@lovemylife1only Жыл бұрын
​@joeandthehogottago1671Marjorie, is that you little troll? Haha
@Logan_Baron
@Logan_Baron Жыл бұрын
I love that mtgs call for a national divorce includes "they can get abortions even though I don't agree with it". If she's fine with that concept, we could have that now without a national divorce. That's ALL we've been calling for. Let people do it even if YOU don't personally agree with it. Let the people who do be able to get one, and the ones who don't can choose not to. She's stated being fine with that concept.
@Sindollx666x
@Sindollx666x Жыл бұрын
It's funny coz that's how it use to be!
@seanbrown9048
@seanbrown9048 Жыл бұрын
Lol; she’s too trashy for trash…
@jeffhinman7570
@jeffhinman7570 Жыл бұрын
She said "they can transition their children if they want".
@KOOLBadger
@KOOLBadger Жыл бұрын
And like I care if she approves..😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@lesgentileberg
@lesgentileberg Жыл бұрын
Leftists have no solutions in Super blue state...Bums, angry black people destroying themselves, massive debt....did i mention bums defecatin in the streets. That is progress? BW HA AHA HA H
@donnale3881
@donnale3881 Жыл бұрын
My father actually did survive storming the beaches at Normandy, I don’t remember him mentioning Santos…..
@tvdinner325
@tvdinner325 Жыл бұрын
We ordered the Life-Sized Crucifix kit.
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander Жыл бұрын
Don Jr. saw there was snow in several states on TV and so he went outside looking for white powder on the ground.
@danmcgriff1421
@danmcgriff1421 Жыл бұрын
I guess you never saw the hunter interview he actually did that not even a joke
@anneteefah4857
@anneteefah4857 Жыл бұрын
​@@danmcgriff1421 come on traitor.. tell us more about "hunters laptop"! 🤣
@danmcgriff1421
@danmcgriff1421 Жыл бұрын
@@anneteefah4857 I don't know much about hunters laptop Anna it seems to be a big secret. I imagine if it was one of Trump's children's laptop we would know every detail about it what do you think Anna? I don't care about hunter's laptop I don't care about his drug use his prostitutes all of his dealings overseas using his father's name to make millions I don't care. Here's what bothers me about Hunter Anna the man had sex with his dead brother's wife let me repeat the man f***** his dead brother's wife what kind of human being would do that? This is the guy you want to protect you need higher standards Anna
@susansellars3869
@susansellars3869 Жыл бұрын
CPAC is a comedic relief! Those people are the jokes!
@m.racheljones7019
@m.racheljones7019 Жыл бұрын
Why does Diaper Donny Jr sound like his sinuses rotted away years ago?....🤔
@ronaldblackburn8947
@ronaldblackburn8947 Жыл бұрын
Some guys look great in a beard ( Jack Smith) but Don jr looks dirty like a bum..Not cool :(
@kingMT514
@kingMT514 Жыл бұрын
Anyone else notice how these CPAC events look like a giant salt shaker?
@roxannejensen6065
@roxannejensen6065 Жыл бұрын
I'm allergic to stupidity I break out in sarcasm.
@Tonyhouse1168
@Tonyhouse1168 Жыл бұрын
Like a bag of flour..
@anneteefah4857
@anneteefah4857 Жыл бұрын
Same combined IQ as a salt shaker as well.
@flipnotrab
@flipnotrab Жыл бұрын
@@anneteefah4857 how dare you insult salt shakers like that!!
@Pbav8tor
@Pbav8tor Жыл бұрын
Yeah, shaking all over a nationwide bowl of cauliflower.
@carolbenson6524
@carolbenson6524 Жыл бұрын
I'm a Senator Kennedy fan! Get him on your show!!!
@Tadicuslegion78
@Tadicuslegion78 Жыл бұрын
The Traitor Greene: I want a National Divorce. Ghost of Sherman: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON GEORGIA!?
@sim1manson1
@sim1manson1 Жыл бұрын
'Member the last time traitors succeeded from the US...America remembers...
@thomasridley8675
@thomasridley8675 Жыл бұрын
🤣👍
@davidmckee533
@davidmckee533 Жыл бұрын
Right good one
@differentboy9697
@differentboy9697 Жыл бұрын
No no, maybe Sherman should go back to do a barbecue of the south.
@tammyjohnson1927
@tammyjohnson1927 Жыл бұрын
What a hypocrite they care so much about police look how they treated the police who protected them at the Capitol. Any police officer I don't care who you are this cow and the Republican party do not care about you.
@bsmith51
@bsmith51 Жыл бұрын
Mtg wants a save place- let’s send those men with a special white jacket just for her to pick her up and to take her to one that has a locked door and padded walls
@j.d.445
@j.d.445 Жыл бұрын
I mean, CPAC has become a freak show 🤷‍♀️
@dannidunn9302
@dannidunn9302 Жыл бұрын
As long as McCarthy needs Santos, Santos is safe.
@danmcgriff1421
@danmcgriff1421 Жыл бұрын
Same goes for fetterman
@Kevin-bl6lg
@Kevin-bl6lg Жыл бұрын
Has Santos shown proof of his citizenship? ...and his real name? Would be surprised if he didn't lie in those matters too.
@stratostatic
@stratostatic Жыл бұрын
Santos is destined to be a FOX "News" host. He has their type of journalist credibility..
@Clem.H.Fandango
@Clem.H.Fandango Жыл бұрын
@Dan Mcgriff What? How does McCarthy need Fetterman? Or are you just making false equivalencies and using whataboutisms. Ah, the maga playbook...for when there is no real logical defense.
@drewdegen9043
@drewdegen9043 Жыл бұрын
This is the second installment I've seen of "What book have you read"? Absolutely frightening!
@peterohanlon6789
@peterohanlon6789 Жыл бұрын
Everyone should read “A man called Ove” before they watch the movie “A man called Otto” starring Tom Hanks
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 Жыл бұрын
Yep
@johnhendriks4085
@johnhendriks4085 Жыл бұрын
Coming from Amsterdam, Netherlans, I love to see MTG. Probably different if you are an American but for me it is great comedy
@alexbernard6220
@alexbernard6220 Жыл бұрын
She's just a non figure man it's funny for us too lol. It's just left wing easy talking point and for good reason but it's the flip side of the republican "wokism is destroying America coin". Just culture war low level crap they like to use to keep us entertained and not looking at real issues lol. I'll probably catch some flak in these comments for saying that but it's the truth. Even Republicans don't take MTG seriously lol
@yvonnelewis4888
@yvonnelewis4888 Жыл бұрын
She is laughable all right!
@tekman1577
@tekman1577 Жыл бұрын
Wow MTG is fucken NUTS!! And not one could remember a book they last read.. wtf 🤬 is Happening?? Wow
@cindyhill9091
@cindyhill9091 Жыл бұрын
No matter how silly or stupid the bit is, when the fake ad ends with "Available at Walgreens" I totally crack up.
@bobsilver3983
@bobsilver3983 Жыл бұрын
I hear Jimmy went to Epstein's Island
@BigGoronSword
@BigGoronSword Жыл бұрын
The last books I've read were "So You've Been Publicly Shamed" by Jon Ronson, "The Light We Carry" by Michelle Obama, and "The Dresden Files: Storm Front" by Jim Butcher
@DissectGibberish
@DissectGibberish Жыл бұрын
Nice selection!
@BigGoronSword
@BigGoronSword Жыл бұрын
@@DissectGibberish Thanks:) Which were your last books?
@seileach67
@seileach67 Жыл бұрын
I just got done reading "The Iron Heel" by Jack London--online though, not a physical copy. I wonder whether any of the people who were interviewed got edited out because their answer was Noam Chomsky or Marx or something LOL
@BigGoronSword
@BigGoronSword Жыл бұрын
@@seileach67 You're giving Hollywood too much credit lol, I'm afraid the most people read are headlines, tweets, and text messages. I can only imagine how scarce kids read nowadays. My niece recently read "Matilda" by Roald Dahl, and I asked her one question: "I remember at the end of the book her teacher adopted Matilda, but were her parents her biological parents or adopted?" Silence. :/ She also saw the Matilda musical on Netflix. I was curious if she'd be interested in watching a Matilda play. "No". I asked her what she'd like to be when she grew up "A model because they don't have to do anything". I told her it's harder than you think. Most models know a thing or two about photography, how to make dresses, how to act...would you be interested in being in playing a part in a Matilda play? "No". There's just no getting through to this girl.
@jimough2441
@jimough2441 Жыл бұрын
The ONLY good thing about this meeting is that we can now laugh at them.
@infoblack4455
@infoblack4455 Жыл бұрын
The Don Jr Fruit Ninja bit is so effin' hilarious! Comedy gold!
@michaelbiales8992
@michaelbiales8992 Жыл бұрын
How could Kimmel miss Rep. Jamie Raskin's wit. Raskin chastised the Republicans' us of "Democrat" as an adjective as a way of dissing the Dems. He said that is like the Dems referring to their "BANANA-REPUBLCIAN collegues. BANAN-REPUBLICAN! Raskin is a genius.
@Lexington101
@Lexington101 Жыл бұрын
I'd like to see them do the book thing in New York City.
@phunktified1
@phunktified1 Жыл бұрын
​@Matthew Lindsay If it's painful, you're definitely doing it wrong!
@deborahellett9927
@deborahellett9927 Жыл бұрын
It will fall on the deaf ears of DeSantis. Like trump, he feels he's untouchable and brilliant. 🤬
@leahpalmer902
@leahpalmer902 Жыл бұрын
OMG that was hilarious 😮🤦‍♀️🤣🤣🤣
@susanblakey-grusing9468
@susanblakey-grusing9468 Жыл бұрын
MTG husband Divorced. She doesn’t realize the normal person has a right to divorce the insane person and move on. Without MTG permission to vote for 5 years
@DevilCantCry
@DevilCantCry Жыл бұрын
Lmao that Fruit Ninja bit killed me. 💀😂
@vinceedwards3978
@vinceedwards3978 Жыл бұрын
It took me a few to figure that out!!! But you are correct
@lady_bexy
@lady_bexy Жыл бұрын
I had to go back and re-watch it, I was so concentrating on the fruit the 1st time, and I totally missed what else was happening! 🤣
@TigerGreene
@TigerGreene Жыл бұрын
It was pretty funny but I think I might've missed the joke. Why fruit ninja? Were they referring to something he said? Seemed so random.
@DevilCantCry
@DevilCantCry Жыл бұрын
@@TigerGreene It seems like Don Jr does a lot of hand gestures in a chopping motion like his father, so they just poked fun at that.
@TigerGreene
@TigerGreene Жыл бұрын
@@DevilCantCry Ohhh! LOL that's great. I wasn't even looking at his hands before. Thanks.
@moustachekid542
@moustachekid542 Жыл бұрын
National Divorce sounds awfully close to Civil War...
@mvvpro8688
@mvvpro8688 Жыл бұрын
Who wouldn't want to divorce MTG?
@hopsiepike
@hopsiepike Жыл бұрын
Even her pinkie toes left her.
@dennisp3314
@dennisp3314 Жыл бұрын
The "Have you read a book ? " bit ... Wow !
@VictorKing-xo5ub
@VictorKing-xo5ub Жыл бұрын
If they divorce the country neither side will want mtg,
@YogalignKauai
@YogalignKauai Жыл бұрын
It is really sad that many Americans do not read books. I just read Aloha Rodeo by David Wolman and Julian Smith. It was about a Hawaiian cowboy who went to Wyoming, competed and won the world champion rodeo in 1908. It was a fascinating to learn so much about the American west and that the Hawaiians were expert cowboys since having to deal with feral cows on the big island. I enjoy reading historical fiction and I also read the Washington post daily, time magazine and National Geographic. why don't more people read?
@roryschweinfurter4111
@roryschweinfurter4111 Жыл бұрын
I used to be a cab driver. One of the best parts was how much time to read books. But then I joined the 21 century and got into smart phones. Now my reading time is in the bathroom. That's my loss. But at least I know how to spell and write in complete sentences because of reading
@frishter
@frishter Жыл бұрын
I imagine 2 factors. Firstly is that the internet is more convenient for information. Secondly is that people's attention spans aren't as long. Also for me, being forced to read made it a chore.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын
Yesterday, I listened to the most wonderful Douglass Adams audiobook on KZbin! These pedestrian question sessions, this is what scares me the most about this country.
@Birdyblue12
@Birdyblue12 Жыл бұрын
I love to read , still going to the library
@aidanjones8288
@aidanjones8288 Жыл бұрын
I love to read, but when you read a whole lot for college classes, it’s hard to make the time to read in your free time. It is sad how many people just don’t read, though.
@supermovietimebros6770
@supermovietimebros6770 Жыл бұрын
Please keep talking about trump. it's so smart
@bradreeder7635
@bradreeder7635 Жыл бұрын
Kennedy...The drunkest of the politicians.
@bobsilver3983
@bobsilver3983 Жыл бұрын
Jimmy went to the island to harm little ones, call the ppolice and have him put in jail
@IDCWhatUThink
@IDCWhatUThink Жыл бұрын
Geeze I wonder why MTG husband left her. I bet the kids left with him.
@JourneyAlee
@JourneyAlee Жыл бұрын
What is li'l Margie whining about? We've all seen her in action. She *is* a professional heckler! Dishing it out but not being able to take it is her party's motto.
@denniscardinal1227
@denniscardinal1227 Жыл бұрын
Love you Jimmy, Guillermo has really taught you a lot about funny.
@jonbright3885
@jonbright3885 Жыл бұрын
If you are a young boy or girl. He will love you back.
@bobsilver3983
@bobsilver3983 Жыл бұрын
I hear Jimmy went to Epstein's Island
@hanslangitan6047
@hanslangitan6047 Жыл бұрын
If self driving car connect to the internet it can be crashed from abroad and make me feel don't want to live there. Maybe another kind of Skynet starts there. Dear congress please regulate this.
@salted_peanuts
@salted_peanuts Жыл бұрын
thanks for the upload ! always make my day !
@poorthing
@poorthing Жыл бұрын
That book segment was hilariously terrifying. You think one of them would have said 'Spare'.... Guess it sold big and fast ...but not in California.
@solvseus
@solvseus Жыл бұрын
It's Hollywood Blvd. Most of them are tourists, and they don't show everyone. I went to a play down the street, guarantee you a lot of them would LOVE to drone on about the latest book they read. Those people are never shown.
@johnnyfreedom3437
@johnnyfreedom3437 Жыл бұрын
That cow has done more for me, middle-class Johnny, than any other president in my lifetime, and I'm freaking old!
@Jiren0420
@Jiren0420 Жыл бұрын
Jimmy is too funny, can't deal with him😅😅😂
@dop01
@dop01 Жыл бұрын
Isnt MTG the one who would stand outside a congresswoman’s door and record herself heckling her and passing notes under her door. Bullies are always the biggest crybabies.
@WillBravoNotEvil
@WillBravoNotEvil Жыл бұрын
I wanna see MTG in a claw machine with Mike Pillow but they magically become claymation and start dismembering each other like MTV's Celebrity Death Match. 😂
@RoxanneM-
@RoxanneM- Жыл бұрын
The CyberIndustry is equivalent to burning books and libraries.
@chelebel
@chelebel Жыл бұрын
Jimmy Kimmel Live graphics department is top notch!
@nicolegrimm9904
@nicolegrimm9904 Жыл бұрын
The interviews about reading were unbelievably depressing. 😢
@clothilde1623
@clothilde1623 Жыл бұрын
It’s especially alarming when people can’t even _name_ a book. I mean wtf??
@UnionScammers
@UnionScammers Жыл бұрын
Never a single good thing to say about your brothers and sisters that represent 50% of your countrymen and women. I couldn't imagine going through life with so much hate. So sad.
@swimmingmide
@swimmingmide Жыл бұрын
I honestly read so much that it is hard to remember the order I read books in unless it is a series. I did the full Wheel of Time series (for the second time) in less than 9 months last year. I did the Hobbit through Return of the King (for the third or fourth time) recently, while thinking of doing the Silmarillion again. Currently reading a Clive Barker book about a photographer in a coma.
@casjean8904
@casjean8904 Жыл бұрын
omg! i love clive barker!
@JoaoMariaNunes
@JoaoMariaNunes Жыл бұрын
Kenedy has some funny remarks, sadly not a single one is true....ahahahah
@bradleyriles3889
@bradleyriles3889 Жыл бұрын
Meanwhile left wingers don't want the island list to go public, especially this guy for some reason.
@bloodrunsclear
@bloodrunsclear Жыл бұрын
How many times did you go to Epstein's island, Jimmy?
@bettyr5053
@bettyr5053 Жыл бұрын
Is it just me, or is John Kennedy channelling Mr. Haney from "Green Acres"?
@jamesorsby7553
@jamesorsby7553 Жыл бұрын
The History, The Community, The World. Authored by America 😆😂🤣
@steven.h0629
@steven.h0629 Жыл бұрын
1:30 is SCREAMING lock that sob up already!!!
@lithiumessex1961
@lithiumessex1961 Жыл бұрын
Stay away from kids Jimmy
@davidhaynes3126
@davidhaynes3126 Жыл бұрын
I just went to look for a book The store was closed. Went to the local library.
@Mindovermatter767
@Mindovermatter767 Жыл бұрын
Jimmy made me Laugh hard 😂 wow the guy who read History was epic.
@Thinkingaroundthebox
@Thinkingaroundthebox Жыл бұрын
Of course Marge at Large wants a divorce She's already divorced from reality
@endthefederalreserve8866
@endthefederalreserve8866 Жыл бұрын
TDS is still going stong here I see
@anthgov5966
@anthgov5966 Жыл бұрын
Jimmy's the best...he is the best at getting worked up and whining when DT is right. Imagine that he was right again.
@DeepThought420
@DeepThought420 Жыл бұрын
Hey you I really hope you are having a wonderful night!
@giahlaysadie5300
@giahlaysadie5300 Жыл бұрын
Thanks
@jackderipper2233
@jackderipper2233 Жыл бұрын
You too!
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