Trump Wants to Buy Greenland!?, Bromance with Elon on the Rocks & Zuckerberg Kisses the Ring

[@nan7503]

I had no idea USA had enough money to buy, Greenland, Iceland and the Panama Canal, but not enough for universal care for its citizens, only those in congress! Wow!

[@anitabhoyroo8841]

Wuth the trillions of Elon Musk😅

[@jonfettig9126]

Distraction from his broken promises, idiotic stuff to gloss over campaign lies

[@skytrotter6144]

@@nan7503 Well he said that he might as well take these countries militarily so ! 🙄😂😉

[@maxdragon15]

@@nan7503 who said anything about buying😅

[@MelSanschagrin]

Hey!! VERY GOOD POINT. Do you realize that Trump doesn't really consider the working people? He is is only concerned about playing with the "Big Boys".

[@studio1954thereflections]

I'm lost for words here ...what a nightmare ....you can't make this stuff up....love ya Jimmy from Ontario Canada 🇨🇦🥰🇨🇦

[@ellzedd4113]

Ontario too and he can kick rocks trying to take our country. Pierre just might gift wrap it for the diaper boi.

[@studio1954thereflections]

@ellzedd4113 PS I subscribed to your channel 🥰

[@ErikFlores-mo3fs]

@@ellzedd4113exactly I was just thinking 💭 about Canada 🇨🇦 ✅

[@lilibetmargaret]

Please do not join the United States. We need a country to look up to and admire. You are the North Star to our Death Star.

[@edwardrichardson7076]

Elon's bedroom in the White House will be closer to Trump's than Melania's bedroom,.

[@barbr8290]

Thanks for helping us through this insanity Jimmy! We love you in Canada 🇨🇦 even though we DON’T want to be part of the US!

[@susanhyland7728]

I love Canada❤❤❤❤❤

[@scuss2]

Should we be glad your guy resigned?

[@charlleedodson]

Although if you guys wanna annex us that’d be great

[@sassysls1851]

He’s likely doing this to prevent the blue states from seceding and joining Canada. 😉

[@babybijou969]

I vote to cede to Canada, as the 11th province of Cascadia (WA, OR, CA)

[@AudreyWatson-c8k]

Pleased you're back with your words of wisdom. Stay safe Jimmy your country needs you now more than ever with that crazy mad man on the loose.

[@jakeCM90]

-Sending my thoughts and prayers to the US -Sincerely, -The rest of the world

[@Cate-b1g]

We need it

[@brendaa.717]

Thank you, we need it.

[@IWillSayMyPeace]

The US going down would pretty much bring the whole house down. Good bye humanity...

[@scuss2]

@@IWillSayMyPeace Goodbye world too! You know DJT can't go by himself.

[@mariegarside8830]

I need to rethink this dry January concept. Thirty days without booze?

[@treyhotalen6528]

The Gulf of America is between his ears.

[@karenmilligan5597]

Good one. 🤣

[@higher_pwr8178]

Minus any valuation.

[@thinkingonesec]

Hahaha.very good one

[@ianw0ng]

😂🤣

[@Evaweronica]

Good one😂

[@MrWhatahelisdis]

So thankful that we have Jimmy to help us get through this insanity.

[@jasonmilton]

Ok, That’s it I am selling my Tesla and moving to Canada. I can’t live under a Trump-Musk regime!!

[@Milwall_will_win_uclbeforeidie]

​@@jasonmiltoni agree with you but i Will keep my tesla and stay in the us

[@MaKi-e3h]

However problem with these comedy shows like Jimmy Kimmel is that they help Trump by just making him a comedic skit, and not treating him as the severe threat he is to the world order. He's not a grandpa in nursing home rambling about lizard people, he's the LEADER of a country with power to snap fingers and erase countries from the map. First 4 were already horrific in terms of world stability, him helping to fuel Russia's encroachment of Europe, while giving aid and comfort to Xi's ambitions on Taiwan. Now talking as if Greenland is the greatest threat to world stability, when Ukraine is UNDER RUSSIAN ATTACK just tells exactly where his allegiances are, and the fact these comedy shows completely ignore the severity of what he means, by just putting it "ah, what a fool" in every skit, they are helping to ENABLE Trump's presidency. Maybe some things aren't just meant to be funny...? First off, Gurl of America naming isn't just nothing. It's as if China named Taiwan to Little China. Once a country names a place after it, it would soon mean the country has "legal rights" to possess such area, and even put place under embargo as it wants. Stop treating him like a joke and start taking him seriously. What don't you get? He's a dictator worshipper who wants America to mimic Russia. To just start seizing over countries for no other reason than to have legacy after him. Trump's (or probably Musk's) vision is to have the Dune world where there exists only 6 countries, North America, South America, Europe, Africa, Russia and China, with great houses leading them. I wouldn't be surprised if Musk changes his name to Atreides and Trump to Harkonnen.

[@cb_1917]

You can thank Trump he has something to talk about.

[@ChokeOnHamburder]

@@MaKi-e3h Thanks, Sherlock.

[@kittyonmydesk5532]

We salute you, Guillermo, for your service of meteorology!

[@lauriewatkins1745]

So humiliating for our country

[@StormerG]

​@MrJimibarrett not all of us did..

[@jasmineoldham2989]

I've been humiliated since 2015 can't anyone get rid of him

[@Kagb52]

RU KIDDING😮

[@luciustitius]

@@MrJimibarrett It will get even worse.

[@thesollys9540]

@@MrJimibarrett I reckon he will try to continue the term...

[@jeanneschatzman3426]

I will not make it through the next 4 years without you, Jimmy. God help us.

[@jaydenkenney5281]

im sure you cried with him too

[@jasonmilton]

Ok, That’s it I am selling my Tesla and moving to Canada. I can’t live under a Trump-Musk regime!!

[@traceyboyd4385]

Truth!!

[@veronicamorgan1915]

Exelent job Jimmy

[@-11_11]

I hear you.❤

[@RealDGH]

Guillermo is a little gem. Together with Jimmy he puts a smile on my face. Gave the man raise.

[@JoyceSagulla]

Guillermo lives rent free in Jimmy's Guest 🏠 🛖 🏚 🏡 🏘 🪴 🏠 🛖 🏚 🏡 🏘 🪴 🏠 🛖 🏚 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

[@greenthumb8266]

Guillermo, is that you? 😂

[@MichaelCoburn]

He makes $500k a year. Seems fair

[@wendigo53]

We need Guillermo to do a straight bit where he takes down someone he thinks is a Jimmy stalker.

[@colorbugoriginals4457]

i'm a fan. did he really study meteorology?

[@twsmorg7802]

America needs you! We love you. You keep life sane!

[@jorge5275]

MAGA 🙏👍

[@Nat4551]

So good to hear someone with a platform who is not afraid of Trump.

[@debrahelmlinger6256]

Ya got that right

[@Moises7539]

But Kimmel cries

[@jimmyngktpi]

If everyone do not fear that orange BS, he will just wither into oblivion....

[@srl7997]

​@Moises7539 you mean he's a human with emotions, not a morally bankrupt meglomaniac.

[@joewilley7776]

Right on, everyone is afraid of trump why ??

[@candidaprout560]

Thanks very much Jimmy Kimmel ❤. The country has to fight for democracy and decency 💙💙💙💙💙💙.

[@AloneInTheDork]

democrazy is the problem

[@jii.]

Irl!

[@kamdaddypurp69]

America isn’t a democracy it’s a constitutional republic but nice try

[@gagatube]

Democracy and decency and also indecency!

[@juliereyes2313]

Absolutely 💙🗽🇺🇸

[@jacquelinevanfossan7007]

Can you just imagine Heads of other nations watching this speech!!!

[@williamnorris6460]

Very sad

[@williamnorris6460]

Senile

[@andreakaradeniz1350]

Our chancellor Olaf Scholz already reacted. He was not amused.

[@sheilaboston7051]

I wish everybody would just laugh at him instead of taking this seriously.

[@tctheunbeliever]

@@sheilaboston7051 I wish we could.

[@kiraharlamor391]

Sending prayers to all of you in LA!

[@mercedsoriano3712]

Amen 😢❤

[@markmuller7962]

Prayers have only 50% chances of working statistically unfortunately

[@Alec404]

Jimmy, watching you is the only way we're going to get through the next four years.

[@kostask.2648]

really think he will be in the air in 2 weeks? i wouldn't bet on it......your new president is loco..

[@DeloresSimpson-go7yf]

@@kostask.2648Jimmy Kimmel will be here Disney knows trump is insane. They go with popular shows and Jimmy is popular

[@JamesSmith-pm2iw]

😂😂😂😂 such crybabies y'all

[@DJF1947]

He will be too busy preparing for audits.

[@nefariousmex2352]

He's making me cry from laughing too​@@JamesSmith-pm2iw

[@Mel0773]

Jimmy, in all seriousness, we need you. Please don't ever bend the knee. You are performing an incredible service to many of us. ❤

[@pistolpetenaki]

Oh please .. USA will go on . No matter what jimmy says . by the way jimmy wanted Harris win she got crush by a loser what does that say not much

[@j.jeffreystiftinger8369]

Great candidates from the democratic party

[@trys3780]

@@pistolpetenaki - it has hardly a "crushing" victory.

[@cornpop8570]

Climate change is ruin our country.

[@pistolpetenaki]

@@trys3780 yes it was for 3 months all we heard from the USA this going to be a close election lol, that two states hold the key lol, please Harris lost all the swing votes heloooooo

[@joejohnson489]

Thanks Jimmy for lending a little humor into this sad sad condition of government

[@jimrogers6138]

Government?

[@kooale]

A ton, a mountain, of the best humor out there. Thanks writers, great work.

[@SFDY241]

The actual reason Trump hates windmills is he thought they spoiled the view from his Aberdeen Scotland golf course. He spent years attempting to prevent them from being built.

[@8arrows]

Ever read, or see the movie “Don Quixote”?

[@gilbertmoyes2918]

Come on Scotland, this is a golden opportunity. Build more Wind Turbine Farms around his golf courses.

[@danmcgriff1421]

Trying to preserve a view how terrible

[@jorge5275]

I mean, Who wouldn't? 🤷.

[@tctheunbeliever]

We have loads of them in West Texas for the west wind. The idiot should be happy we're slowing it down for him.

[@polyglot12]

Canada as a new state? Greenland as a state? The Gulf of America? 4 more years of that drip? Oh my God...

[@joycebrackbill-henderly8311]

It's going to go beyond 4 years because he won't leave. That is what dictators do.

[@rocketscience4516]

You missed out the UK. Musk has suggested the UK becomes part of the US.

[@polyglot12]

@@rocketscience4516 Manifest Density!

[@Sjk-gf5cf]

He's not only insane, he's crimillay insane🤯🤯

[@draco84oz]

@@polyglot12interesting take, considering that Manifest Destiny was about spreading west…

[@JD-dh7bk]

Gulf of America? I can't 🙄 His rambling it never changes... Greenland? Canada? WTF 🤯😵‍💫

[@kimnabi3988]

Ramble on Don

[@Moluccan56]

He can’t do any of it. People have to quit talking about that nonsense. He’s out of his gourd. Voice getting weak.

[@jcoopes5604]

And still Panama and Peurto Rico!

[@cherylmccloud8709]

You forgot Panama Canal.😉🤭

[@joanfrellburg4901]

Make it go away. Somebody. Please.

[@DeniseGeeUK39]

No one ever needs to ridicule Trump he does such a great job on himself!

[@4504595]

Also, hosts like Kimmel and Colbert (and their writing staff) do such an awful job, the source material is better off just speaking for itself. I think that’s what you’re picking up on with the sentiment you’ve expressed.

[@AK-fl7xj]

@ They are commenting what DT does and says. That's one way. Not to do it - with humour - would lack big opportunities to get over some terrible facts.

[@silversun3133]

Yeah...but it's always fun anyway.

[@Hawn_v8g]

Sounds like so eones madddd and cant speak facts 😂😂​@4504595

[@elvenkind6072]

I remember in the day of Bush Jr. and "Those that are not with us are against us" while bombing Iraq. I didn't think things could get any worse then that, ever. That's why people was so ecstatic about Obama. But things obviously have become much, much worse, so I'm having a bad feeling that things will just continue to deteriorate. I remember during the 80's, as a kid, nobody talked bad about America or Americans here in Europe. USA was deeply respected and everyone just wanted to become like the Americans here too, while now I'm getting embarrassed on behalf on (MAGA-)Americans.

[@strix.1]

Love getting news updates from Jimmy and life updates from his son, Guillermo.

[@Jonathan-mw1wq]

Thank you, Jimmy. When my days are low, I can always turn to you and know you are not afraid of Trump or MAGA. We need more like you in this world.

[@CEN-Cali]

MAGA California farmworker Latino here just to piss you off. 🇲🇽🇺🇲

@@CEN-Cali you sound like the one that's pissed off to be honest 🤣🤦🏻‍♂️🤣

[@danmcgriff1421]

Very brave man the way he reads off of those cue cards magnificent

[@thomasrenner1457]

Thanks Jimmy from Germany, you‘re the only one that can help us survive the next coming 4 years. Thomas

[@sckiwidevil7822]

The ''gulf'' between his ears.

[@Moluccan56]

The Golf of the United States.

[@tt-ki2dw]

"what did trump do this woman" to zuckerberg. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@rjcupid]

Guillermo’s weather report was one of the most accurate that I’ve seen in years.

[@MrMarkS-lg7yk]

America loves Guillermo! :>)

[@Surge1077]

It just needed some tequila shots for 100% accuracy.

[@lizpowell4165]

Canada🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦loves you, Jimmy…….your humour will keep us sane for the next 4 years….

[@jasonmilton]

Ok, That’s it I am selling my Tesla and moving to Canada. I can’t live under a Trump-Musk regime!!

[@letsTAKObout_it]

Greenlandic, a language related to other Inuit languages in North America and Siberia, is spoken by well over 80% of the population of Greenland :) most people are bilingual in Greenlandic and Danish and many speak English too. There’s already a strong independence movement for native sovereignty, they definitely don’t need more imported colonialism on their soil. ❤to Kalaallit Nunaat 🇬🇱 from Hawai’i

[@TomWalters-h4n]

Thanks for the 411. Greenland has been Danish territory since 1953 and the citizens are still seeking reparation from Denmark. What the hell does Trump want from Greenland? Snow? 😅

[@RustOnWheels]

@@TomWalters-h4n Nope. Trump knows climate change is real and Greenland is going to be a feast for resources and real estate.

[@wendigo53]

@@TomWalters-h4n Trump wants a little Monopoly card with the word "GREENLAND" across the top, and a red hotel on it.

[@PatGreasley]

@@TomWalters-h4n Once Trump takes over Canada and Greenland, he can rename the North Atlantic - the Great Northern Gulf of America!

[@TomWalters-h4n]

@wendigo53 There's a whopping 55k permanent resident's in Greenland. He's doing it for the votes.

[@MarianneDeluca]

Love you Jimmy, all the way from Australia 🇦🇺 ❤

[@TeslaEVolution]

4 YEAR of this madness.......OMG!!!

[@jugglesdimensions8632]

Yes, glad it's almost over.

[@ksc743]

@Tesla best change your name😂

[@danielgregory3295]

And just barely warming up for now...😢

[@raptordan6851]

Don’t worry it’s done on Jan 20th

[@ksc743]

@@raptordan6851 but if Kamala won then it would've meant the election was rigged right? So pathetic.

[@junglejane2824]

He's literally insane!

[@Bat_Boy]

Tacos will now be called freedom wraps. 😅

[@mason96575]

@@Bat_Boybringing back traumatic memories of Bush (and Fox) pulling their whole “Freedom Fries” and “Freedom Toast” nonsense 20ish years ago when France didn’t support us at the UN for the invasion of Iraq 😂 Damn I’m old 😭

[@tyronevaldez-kruger5313]

Your felony prez is a absolutely gaga. Determined to entertain with bonkers ideas 😂

[@Bat_Boy]

@@mason96575 - Bruh...I'm 61 and lived through Reagan's "trickle down theory" in the 80s as a young adult. So, despite my name...I'm neither bat nor a "boy". Oddly...Reagan is spinning in his grave watching the GOP taken over by a self-serving lunatic. Smh.

[@scuss2]

@@Bat_Boy I'm older and remember the Nixon days......

[@delbroox]

The world needs people like you more than ever. Thank you!

[@karengrant1630]

Congratulations and a big Thank You to Guillermo ❤for being the first person in media in years I have heard correctly pronounce the name of the damaging wind in Southern California by its true name “Santana” not Santa Ana.

[@kathleenalbright3908]

What a Drip Sh*t!

[@dellbuy608]

your talking about trump RIGHT?

[@seanque7861]

Thanks America for the endless comedy we are about to receive for 4 years 👍 Day one didn't disappoint.

[@ruialexandre6197]

Yes, american politics will make reality like a Holywood horror comedy.

[@scuss2]

Now we will see what hell on earth is all about.

[@pm6693]

Not sure Canada, Mexico, Panama, Greenland or Denmark will think it's funny....😕🙂

[@JeanGillespie-fp7rs]

Fingers crossed for 4 months!

[@Pete_952]

You don't understand. His problems will affect you.

[@Jasmin-Horne]

I won't make it through the next four years without you, Jimmy. God, assist us.

[@dorisaffissio1649]

I heard that New Mexico is going be Old Mexico!

[@maggie2936-q1m]

@@makeamericaamericaagain2015what a jerk! Just like your tiny cult leader. 😂

[@jackel180]

@@makeamericaamericaagain2015 haha yup

[@millieortiz7681]

Exactly!!!

[@rrrrrrtt1]

Amen. Boy, you have a lot of comedy material now. No excuse to not keep us laughing.

[@norahmason7451]

Prayers up for those affected by the wildfires 🙏🙏🙏

[@postatility9703]

I wish Jimmy and his writers could be nominated for the Nobel prize in literature for the incredibly sharp,funny and on-point monologs. Well,at least there's the Emmys.

[@chantalpigeau7947]

Very very funny

[@phillyskyguy9535]

His jokes are as awful as his personality

[@ChandlerSomborac]

You voted red I voted blue Don't start your crying This shit's on you

[@jandurbin2906]

AMEN!!!🤬🤬

[@AceNaz-lv9un]

Free Gaza

[@hoodspottv-r9d]

We aren’t crying we wanted this

[@scuss2]

Thanks, I needed that laugh!

[@randallreed7415]

👍 😂

[@anniebananie444]

Jimmy’s on fire tonight!

[@jimmythebold589]

with the rest of LA

[@ijamaica1052]

Only prayers 🙏🏾 and humor will get us through the next 4 years

[@jorge5275]

Yes sir. We have been Unburdened . MAGA 🙏👍

[@askintoomuch9959]

❤❤ MAGA ❤❤

[@merlinlucas8280]

We've got to get some windmills off the coast of Mar-a-lago!

[@kurtszabo2355]

I'm okay with huge oil rigs.

[@tylerhackner9731]

What a mess of a time we’re in

[@rw3423]

Hold on 🤔

[@michaellombardi1620]

That new press conference...I forgot how nuts they always were. What was that???

[@amandanix9044]

Groundhog Day.

[@sunshine3914]

Stealing the thunder from President Carter’s funeral - that’s what

[@gmun2248]

I've only seen a few clips on Late Night shows & it's crazy in tiny bytes, but he went on for 72 minutes!!!!

[@KennethiSlite]

It is more important than ever to have Jimmy Kimmel. A sensible and strait forward man that gives some hope for the US.

[@dunhillsupramk3]

well i guess you haven't got the news, but in the pass few hrs Greenland said they no longer want to be apart of Denmark and started talks with Trump directly...

[@nathroypalmer3944]

He heard the gulf and thought of golf ⛳

[@joanfrellburg4901]

When it opens its mouth and says ' we're going to be ......' is when I press the mute button.

[@seanshingatok303]

As a Canadian I am angry that he keeps talking about taking over our country. I feel like he is playing Putin playbook.

[@MyKingdomForAK9]

It's maddening. 🥺 Pres. Trump came across as rather serious about it, too. 😵‍💫 Grateful to hear from Canada, and Greenland's leaders, however, Trump said by force: Crazy! I'm American, and upset, for you❣️

[@bearteeka4782]

It'll never happen. The sane Americans are embarrassed by this wacko. I apologize... it's gonna be a long four years...

[@suemccormick2857]

I'm upset for Canada too! Trump is an idiot and so is his side kick Musk. Zuckerberg sounds like an idiot too!

[@cherubimcherubim9515]

I thoughts canada is already an american colony, mini america? So is japan Australia,South korea.

[@JudyPitcher]

@@cherubimcherubim9515 We are a member of the British Commonwealth, NOT a mini America and we are bigger than you. We're nice until we aren't, don't test us.

I've never truly hated anyone, not until trump.

[@DianeRush-o2m]

Same here!!

[@ChristineBrown-ds7dt]

Me too😮

[@jer-bh6yx]

Keep hating

[@brucenlong]

I don't hate Trump he is what he is, but the people that voted him into office I absolutely despise!

[@freema9246]

now now. that's not hate.

[@leese.23]

Hey Guillermo got it better than our local weathermen usually do!!

[@j.garcia7572]

Glad all yall are back! We need yall! 😃😵‍💫😆

[@deanawilson1817]

You are the best Jimmy!!! Canada loves you!! Jiust move here 🇨🇦☮️

[@DivineHealthandWellness]

He may have to of Cash Patel is in charge

[@JamesSmith-pm2iw]

Well, you're gonna be our 51st state soon, so be ready 😂😂

[@TheTruth-ko9ov]

​@@JamesSmith-pm2iw How? Invading them to make them part of USA??

[@deanawilson1817]

@JamesSmith-pm2iw not a chance lol

[@pampayne4482]

🤣🤣🤣thank God for Jimmy Kimmel 🤣🤣🤣

[@pattithompson1395]

Thank you, Jimmy Kimmel, for telling it like it is! It is functionally therapeutic!

[@jadepaulsen8456]

I have new respect fo Steve Guttenberg.

[@kallemetsahalme5701]

sad most of his work partners are permanently unavailable to sign on for duty

[@alnotterbot5590]

The scenery in Greenland is nothing but 360 degrees of Don jr head.

[@amandad6782]

Thats funny! I live in Oregon. His "enemy" state and the water flows just fine out of all my faucets. This guy is so annoying, we will be hearing the same played out crazy sayings he has for the next 4 years.

[@MidnightSonnet]

He hates California, too. We can all bask in his rage. 😆

[@alrightyru]

Is he upset with the tap manufacturer? Or with the water company? What does he think is going on?

[@scuss2]

@@MidnightSonnet And New Mexico too!

[@scuss2]

@@alrightyru He hasn't paid his water bill, and since he doesn't comprehend what he reads, he could not understand the shut off notice.

[@jmartinez1989j]

California here my water working fine actually have a small drip when it's off so maybe to much water pressure 😂💀

[@86misstish]

"The Gut" coming to the rescue. ❤ love you LA. Prayers for everyone

[@coleengoodell7523]

Thank you for making me laugh. It goes over much better with my neighbors than a primal scream.

[@HairynosedWombat163]

[@Kathy_1991]

😂

[@dawnstanley1733]

I'm hysterically laughing right now! I'm guilty. Lol

[@Bandungbill]

America you messed up big time...

[@scuss2]

We didn't mess it up, they did.

[@JeanGillespie-fp7rs]

Don't blame the sane voters for doing the right thing!!

[@TracyAdams-ry2fc]

@@scuss2yeah, they....meaning the trump cult members!

[@Divino44]

he didn't win they stoled the election

[@MartaWomack]

I voted for Harris/Walz.

[@JonnyMonday]

"What did Trump DO to this woman?" Laughed so hard I spilled my coffee!

[@SurgInnovatioNow]

We love California! As neighbours, we will always be the first to help if you need us. Thank you for assisting us during our fires in 2017 and 2021.

[@joannakatzen2295]

Thank you, THANK YOU, Jimmy Kimmel! They have never been windmills.

[@kreiner1]

I live around a whole bunch of them. I love them, not giving me cancer, noise I don't ever hear, there are no dead birds, still have not seen a whale, but Oklahoma is landlocked, but I'm still on the lookout. 😅😂

[@LindaChrestman-sm6oe]

He's an idiot!!!!! At the end of this insanity, I hope we still have allies

[@AxelWerner]

Trump is an idiot. He can't tell fake from real. How is he supposed to understand the differences on anything?! He never will. He can't close an umbrella, for christ sake. 😂

[@gmun2248]

He hates 'windmills' because he lost a law suit to the Scottish government over an offshore wind farm. He said it was "ruining the view" from his golf course & wanted it removed. He lost. He sued for legal fees. He lost. Making it worse for him, (🙄) we had a female First Minister at the time. HE had to pay. Then he started going batshit crazy about "windmills". ✌🏼🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@danmcgriff1421]

I wonder what his show would be like if Trump wasn't around

[@danielmarcus420]

Jimmy Kimmel is a national treasure. All the jokes about Zuks outfit killed me!

[@sunshine3914]

Zuk needs to stay out of FL.

[@joestrummer-mo5vr]

He has gone way downhill over the years

[@josedelatorre2569]

Lara whipped the crowd into a.....coma

[@Alwaysherethere]

😂🤣😅

[@BenSussmanpro]

He played that tape way too long. It was painful to hear!

[@gangagirlzproducts]

I thought she was trying to get all the cats in the neighborhood to come to Mar a Lago cause she was hungry

[@barbaramonaco105]

Their ears were bleeding!

[@8arrows]

In 10 years she will look exactly like Kelly Anne Conway.

[@michaelrmurphy2734]

Yeah! Greenland has great scenery! Too bad about that eyesore in the middle...

[@KimBTown]

Iceland is really green. And Greenland is nothing but a block of ice.

[@islandgal500]

He is just trying to close in (surround) Canada a bit more by trying to get Greenland.

[@nomore6167]

@@islandgal500 "He is just trying to close in (surround) Canada a bit more by trying to get Greenland" - And likely get U.S. military bases closer to Russia to assist Russia in their land grabs.

[@DaylightFactory]

@ KimBTown - yes - a block of ice. Also, the largest deposits of rare earth minerals outside of China. Also Uranium. Also substantial offshore oil and natural gas reserves. Also iron ore. Also, gold, zinc, and lead. Also diamonds. The United States views Greenland as a strategic asset which they are hoping to pry away from China, which has invested heavily in the Greenland mining sector.

[@davidlundquist1979]

And Eric the Red was an early master of misleading advertising.

[@marilynhirsche8944]

I always got that wrong in my geography class.

[@LaughterSmithPrime]

LOVE YOU JIMMY!

[@NewMessage]

"Snow, snow everywhere, but not a line to snort" -DjTj in Greenland.

[@XxCorey117xX]

You know his pockets full. Probably dipped in just before this clip

[@miketaylor9544]

I mean realistically you could say the same about Hunter Biden

[@williamsexpear2021]

That would be hunter 😂😂

[@LethalSaliva]

@NewMessage 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Nice one! Love it!👍

[@leftistleo]

The golf course/ wife graveyard had me cackling. 🤣

[@bretburt7317]

Denmark says OK, 10 quadrillion plus trump quitting.

[@suki4410]

Dont be stupid. Dont fall for this simple trick! He will print a 10 quadrillion bill, and get greenland.

[@Ford_prefect_42]

Deal. I'd gladly work the rest of my life and have all my money go to pay this in order to just get him to quit now

[@patriciamurfitt4590]

Can I set up an automatic withdrawal on my SS check 😂😂

[@jakepalgon]

I'd trade Texas for Greenland tbh

[@stevewarwick2103]

Add Florida on for a 2-for-1 trade off.

[@mikebockey4125]

throw in all the south and most of the midwest

[@bartlett454]

Oh no you don't! You break it, you bought it. No tradesies!

[@EZ12NV]

We'd take California 🇨🇦✊️🇨🇦

[@NYCAnthonyV]

We don't want your Texans.

[@Tadicuslegion78]

Guess I'm joining Canada or Denmark in defending themselves from Trump

[@RahRan123]

Awesome, love this! I'm Canadian, beers on me!

[@jackharrison7613]

we're good thanks.

[@lemonielala3080]

Canada has tactical cobra chickens and the geneva checklist though. 💪

[@Tadicuslegion78]

@@lemonielala3080mandatoryfunday: Oh god you do not want to see Canada use the checklist!

[@JudyPitcher]

​@@Tadicuslegion78I love mandatoryfunday, it always makes me chuckle.

[@Zolo1909]

Kimmel is in love with Trump. He can't stop talking about him!

[@peacheswilliams4539]

Why not? The comedy of Trump writes itself...😂😂😂😂

[@marilynhirsche8944]

It is a misconception that Canada has free health care. We pay taxes, but I'd prefer my taxes to go to that than to trumps legal woes.

[@floss3729]

You guys are like us in Australia, it's not free, but if you can't afford to pay the tax payer picks it up for you.

[@smrodman77]

We pay just as much in taxes but ours goes to the military instead of health care

[@ChrisWilliams-gw6qm]

this comment is another example of why nobody takes Trump haters seriously anymore.

[@peterpiper7441]

Free in the sense that you don't get billed for it.

[@peterpiper7441]

Taxes do not actually go to Trump's legal woes, except to pay the salaries of the prosecutors.

[@mamasmurf7830]

If Canada tries to annex us, I’m fighting for their side. NC here, signing up for universal healthcare! 🎉🙌 Bring it.

[@kimclarke5018]

Einstein Canada isn’t annexing anything it’s an act of war. But only ignorant Americans would not know that. Trump cannot enter Canada or Greenland and try it either.

[@BlessedMaple]

lol... good luck. I've been waiting 4 years for a family doctor. Every time I need help, they tell us to go to the emergency room. Which BTW is 4-24 hour wait depending on where you live. 🎉🙌

[@Marvinmartion]

Count me in! I served in our army, but willing to fight for Canada!

[@jennifermccaughey-fz9gx]

@BlessedMaple sounds like America, but without the huge bill at the end.

[@thomasbartlett2377]

Could you imagine what Fox News would say if our leader said Canada were going to take over America and make it a province?

[@ivo4357]

I remember happier times, when people were just "eating the dogs" and we laughed it away. Now the world is wondering if the lunatic will attack Greenland.

[@jasonmilton]

Ok, That’s it I am selling my Tesla and moving to Canada. I can’t live under a Trump-Musk regime!!

[@DeCSSData]

Oh it would be a nice test of NATO article 5 before china or russia tests it out... // For those who don't know: Greenland is Denmark an Denmark is a NATO founding-member. Canada also is a NATO-Member, so if Trump grabs for Greenland via force he will have a 'Homefront' at his northern border and his carriers will most likely be sunken by german U-Boats (sorry I could not resist...)

[@thilomanten8701]

Don't worry the penguins know how to fight back... 😮

[@Mike___Honcho]

of course not ! he won't attack greenland ; he wants to nuke denmark. ( that's not a joke. he actually said he wants to nuke denmark during his first administration. )

[@DeCSSData]

@@Mike___Honcho Really? I missed that. That is absolutely hillarious...

[@msandrearobinson]

When I lived down there, we used to call them the Santa Ana winds. And Guillermo calls them the Santana winds! 😅😂😂😂

[@justagermanpassingby.5077]

As a german siting at home watching the news..........man i got tto say you got great comediens over there. never imagineds somebody could make a joke about invading countrys so good and real like the old Orange. (serious note: a failed painter once told poland to join the german empire too. Next thing they saw was a tank collum)

[@martavdz4972]

Yeah, I´m Czech and just can´t bring myself to take that Greenland thing as a joke. I have a bad feeling about this, as the good old Obi-Wan Kenobi would say.

[@janka248]

Please can someone shake me? I want to finally wake up from this nightmare.

[@shirleyhollins943]

It’s getting worse every day! 😱

[@tomhester3107]

Me and you both

[@kittyonmydesk5532]

WAKE UP!!! 🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀

[@austintylerewalkerjames2763]

Things unraveling day by day, making it impossible to predict anything, if you ask me 🤦

[@cynthiaochoayzaguirre720]

Thanks for helping us laugh through this s**tshow. 😢😂 🙏 🙏

[@leeneil5775]

Look out, 45 is breaking out his Sharpie again!

[@mercuryangel5632]

Actually that is what they should do, give him a sharpie and tell him to draw what he wants and be done with it. Everyone will be happy

[@sdem8372]

Trump and Elon are clowns... Regards from Sweden

[@raybenstead2548]

Totally agree from the UK.

[@chandlerharrison5061]

You are 100 percent right dude

[@stevewarwick2103]

Roxette was my all-time favorite Swedish band...thank you! And on behalf of this country, I'm so sorry for those two clowns.

[@brigitterimell9013]

Totally agree from Canada

[@KadeemG61]

its a clown show at Mar-Go-Largo

[@KarinHolmes-o9d]

WTF The Gulf of America?? I work in a home, please don't place him in our locked unit!

[@camillaa-k6179]

😂😂

[@_photonx6017]

I vote for renaming it the Gulf of Moron.

[@u.s.1974]

He does not belong in a home for the elderly, he belongs to jail, like all felons. He is a convicted one. What has become of USA?

[@ag4allgood]

What next for Trump ? Renaming the Atlantic Ocean the American East Ocean ?

[@ruialexandre6197]

So pacific ocean could be the American west ocean😄

[@barbaramonaco105]

Maybe he should go really big and just name the Earth "Planet Trump". On second thought, don't anyone tell him that!

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

Like how the Brits changed the German sea into the North sea...

[@patriciamurfitt4590]

​@@lenawagenfuehr53 small town down the road was called Germantown is now Pershing 😊

[@drewlovelyhell4892]

Well at least that makes sense. Germany barely has any coastline. And it's not like they called it 'The British Sea'. North Sea is a nice neutral name.

[@lashendawest7509]

We love your show jimmy kimmel

[@coreymcgillicuddy-zg6kq]

does he understand that when you buy a faucet you have to attach it to a water source

[@Allie8567]

No he doesn’t understand

[@amie6085]

😂

[@AliPasdar-pu6yl]

Jimmy has a great way of relieving the tension / anxiety a lot of us feel about this incoming president. I didn't realize just how ridiculous Trump's comments are (still) until I saw this. Looks like another 4 years of good material for American comedians!

[@OB17358]

Djr has inhaled too much “snow”.

[@scuss2]

You noticed his glossy eyes too? Eat enough snow and you won't feel the frostbite.

[@elnumberjuan111]

Jimmy Kimmel is Number Juan☝💯🤣

[@SusanKozlowski-hr6ot]

Praying for all your safety. ❤❤❤ Please be safe, we need you to survive the next 4 years!

[@Marcipan8]

Thanks Jimmy from Denmark.❤

[@alexandradaniele]

Donny heard there was snow there and thought he'd score some coke.

[@ATC83]

He's in war against the windmills, just like DonQuixote!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@mariegarside8830]

Yes

[@isoljator]

He also doesn't understand the difference between windmills (using wind energy to mill grain) and wind turbines used for solely for energy production.

[@Walperion_Music]

Lol great point!

[@purplebrumcruzr]

And just as delusional!!!!

[@kimsold22]

Just saw cbs special report y’all stay safe prayers for Southern California 🔥

[@CooperMarketingUnlimited]

4:26 When you buy a "force it?" 😂

[@Facetiously.Esoteric]

Tom Petty hated Trump.

[@kimnabi3988]

Me 2

[@kimnabi3988]

Me 2

[@ianw0ng]

everybody does, except for redhatters.

[@kallen868]

All the best people do.

[@ChristineBrown-ds7dt]

Poor man must be rolling over in disgust