Trust Me, She Wants to Have a Threesome

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Written by Stevie Emerson, Wyatt Gallitz, & Erik Sawyer
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Directed by Stevie Emerson & Wyatt Gallitz
Edited by Stevie Emerson
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[@TheDevilinThePaleMoonlight]

Stevie can make a soft blanket feel uncomfortable. There's so much discomfort in his skits it's literally tangible, that is a tough thing to master.

[@CapnClutch08]

I was literally just thinking this !?!?! 😅

[@kelainefes]

The "sexy" sipping noises cracked me up.

[@steven3837]

It physically hurts

[@xzxyyyyyy]

I don't think wat ur saying is correct

[@tajamulkhan75]

Ikr, it is surreal how he keeps this kind of atmosphere in his videos

[@mahuba2553]

"get a room you two" killed me right on the spot

[@tmiband3166]

SAME 😂

[@ian.williamson]

He said it as soon as I read this comment 😭😭

[@ka0snz85]

same hahaha pissing myself at the cringe right there. The dead silence and awkward confidence.

[@mulisaurus]

....followed up by the cut to the blonde...fantastic!

[@copbabycombo1311]

This was some much needed comedic relief lol

[@TheLifeMusicYT]

stevie is so good at making me uncomfortable it's so funny

[@MR-nl8xr]

Yea, you're right, he has NO SHAME! >.

[@osasereenodolomwanyi9241]

"You can't just go straight to the girl-girl-guy, who do you think you are?" Killed me 🤣🤣🤣

[@fadykhoury423]

This guy never fails to give me a smile, Respect.

[@nathanarievlis3985]

Or an erection , if we're being honest

[@tekken5084]

True

[@bangkyboi7464]

90

[@yorkerold]

Or cringe lol

[@duytdl]

This genre needs a name. The anticipation for a laugh was throughout the scene even though nothing funny is really happening. The "suppressed comedy"

[@seansullivan1101]

I like that term! I would also use "situational humor"

[@phi1688]

“comedic tension”

[@jrbionic404]

Suppressed Comedy is fire

[@ProjectPewgf]

First one rocks suppressed comedy

[@TransientNeurotic]

Ima vouch for comedic tension +1

[@cambridgeanalytico9201]

“There it is again, Lauren” 😂

[@MR-nl8xr]

"Lauren, Huh"

[@Anish-IITP]

crazy you cant stop bringing her up

[@alexcouret]

The amount of discomfort I felt in this video is beyond belief. You're too good.

[@patricksommer3971]

I had to stop every time he said something stupid 😂 great ending tho

[@FlaminPigz7]

I can’t even fucking finish it lmfao it’s too much

[@TheUKisThere]

Fact or fiction

[@conejulio1137]

The final breakroom scene is sooooo good

[@MR-nl8xr]

" Until I ran into you F***s in the Breakroom! "

[@TheLastInferno]

For real him exploding and being my voice after 8 minutes of horror was so freaking cathartic

[@nitro8in]

Yeah, finding out he’s taking advice from 2 homos.😂

[@matthewmurphy8272]

"You can't just go straight to the girl, girl, guy. Who do you think you are??"

[@yorkerold]

Lmao I expected that twist

[@azreal8169]

I shouldn't have laughed this hard, bro fumbled the bag tremendously.

[@edwarddailey21]

Never fumbled the ball in a 3 way situation, but I totally fumbled the ball bad when a chick basically prospected me infront of the whole picnic I was at, which included like my aunts and little cousins and stuff, I didn't want to look hella thirsty and weird right infront of all them, so I waited to talk to her alone, then was gonna walk her to her car and get the details, but was busy BBQing, two weeks later she was banging my cousins wife's brother who was also there lol. Now any other environment and situation I would have closed the deal, like I always do and have, but this one stung for a few days in a funny way lol, and my cousins gave me shit.

[@emillyyelen5169]

@@edwarddailey21 oh poor you...

[@edwarddailey21]

@@emillyyelen5169 ...oh Christ take it easy Karen.

[@catsexual3412]

@@edwarddailey21 i think you dodge a bullet

[@emillyyelen5169]

@@edwarddailey21 your mom must be karen

[@ericthedorecartman]

"Have you thought about what Lauren's gonna wear?" ☠️

[@amerrulazim9693]

That ending killed me. I haven't got a laugh like that over youtube skit in a really long time. Big props my guy. And to your production team as well. Top notch comedy.

[@peterhaubrich87]

I second this

[@k-waygaming693]

The way he makes you feel like you are the character is crazy

[@rishiandri]

Who else is excited about new Stevie content?

[@adil0028]

Bot

[@rishiandri]

@@adil0028 lol no 😂

[@zuuzuuka]

​@@rishiandri thats exactly what a bot would say! Well, I for one welcome our new robot overlords.

[@rishiandri]

@@zuuzuuka 🤖🤖

[@adil0028]

@@rishiandri 😂😂😂 my bad

[@mikeposner8563]

5:15 bruh you didn't leave a single second of space between the waiter's line and your line, "get a room you two". That line alone made me laugh, but the fact that you very intentionally said that line so obnoxiously fast after hers, added so much more humor to it and your character😂 I don't get on KZbin much, but I've followed you for years now. Love your comedic mind and just general vibe, you seem like a loyal bro.

[@thesecondderivative8967]

For real tho. That was genius.

[@mikeposner8563]

Oh my god the closing scene made the opening scene so much better💀🤣

[@PK2Fresh]

Love how he grossly overestimates the cues 🤣🤣🤣

[@judewilferth5502]

This was so difficult to watch 😂😂 well done

[@s__ne]

I just found this guy channel accidentally 3 years ago. And still never fails to make me laugh whenever I watch his videos haha

[@user-dt3sb8rg4g]

That's gotta be one of the royalest fuckups ever shown on the internet. Stevie never fails to amaze :D

[@prxnceanime6335]

I said it b4 and will say it again stevie flirting in awkward situations is hilarious asf😂😂😂

[@michaelb2948]

This was actually a masterpiece. Your writing has gotten so good, man. This feels like a scene straight out of a show that needs to exist.

[@Shadow-cf7qd]

"Enjoy the salt, bae"😂😂

[@mundiakaluson]

everytime i see stevie’s post notification i know it’s never a disappointment

[@superman9772]

i got laughing so hard from all the innuendos that the twist caught me flat footed... great skit !

[@springroll58]

hahah that voice crack at 2:33 was so perfectly executed

[@gregsoon521]

You guys are hilarious I love these long mini episodes. Classic.

[@Hasil8424]

Why did Stevie look like he was ready to fall asleep this whole sketch? Part of the character or running on empty? Funny AF though, whatever the reason - nice twist and ending!

[@timmyhubart]

Part of the character. He's "playing it cool", as his homies advised him to.

[@Hasil8424]

@@timmyhubart Not sure about that, he seems pretty out of it to start out as well. I think he just had a rough night the night before, IRL :)

[@ImFrancinatra]

Thank you guys. I’m very grateful for this channel and the pure laughs it brings me every effing time.

[@endooi5476]

"You asked the waitress to watch the lion king remastered with us" 🤣🤣🤣

[@scarter9876]

this was your best Bit yet. (except for Wolf of Wallstreet). Thanks for putting this out there. You always brighten my day!! Please don't stop!

[@ariv_7]

Hey stevie! We need more videos bro !!

[@epw6679]

Excruciatingly painful watch as always Steve. Cheers

[@DanNguyen-bu5xl]

Stevie is such a great actor and all of the people in his videos are good too. Need more of these people in tv shows and netflix. Theres some seriously bad acting in those these days

[@gvnumber3200]

The jump-cut killed me at 7:22 !

[@stevencere]

This was very well written but the timings were so perfect. Really funny

[@dn-tony1842]

The voice break with "it's funny that you're bringing her up" got me 😂

[@fitmind231]

8:04 - that "i wish" killed me :D

[@374jr]

“You can’t just go straight to the girl girl guy, who do you think you are?” 😂

[@arash7171]

that was funny stevie thank you !!

[@miksceihners50]

I need more breaks to get through any one of your videos than an entire course of calculus, I love it!

[@suzq2744]

The most realistic part of this skit is her being like, don’t give away my free bread. Classic😆😆😆

[@peterhaubrich87]

"until I ran into you f*%#s in the breakroom and you're f%#*ing up my sh!t!" The ending was pure gold

[@friedrichbayramogullari4223]

Little details like 4:15 "enjoy the salt.. bae" is what makes this guy a comedy mvp 😂

[@d3thdrive]

Stevie, always a fan man. You always know the dumb shit that goes through every guys mind haha.

[@alexcrawford5350]

7:31 The face he made after he said, and the way he said, “talk” reminds me of Jim from The Office.

[@gojisandhu]

Oh my god, I've watched half of this and it's soooo awkward 😂😂😂😂 Stevie is actually a master of this humour Jesus Christ

[@davisanderson4274]

Stevie is a master of awkward moments.

[@Sasuke-dv8gl]

Lion king remaster killed me 😂 good memories dude...

[@caprikoziol4150]

"A threesome is 2 girls and one dude. 2 dudes and one girl - that's a train" -Black Philip 🤌🤌🤌

[@alexcrawford5350]

Haaa! 5:17 (turns to take Stevie’s drink order) “And for you-“ “Get a room, you two.” (smirks while staring back and forth at each of them)

[@snowrum]

''Hey Salt Lady'' lmfao🤣🤣🤣

[@spence1501]

That twist at the end was hilarious

[@RahulSingh-wg2ic]

I just love you skills dude.. just love it. Keep up the good work.

[@pruhnav]

Oh my god the production quality went up really high wtf! the quality is absolutely insane! Can't wait to see more Stevie!

[@Metheny72]

This shit made me so fucking uncomfortable but so hilarious at the same time.

[@devontebailey7058]

The plot twist at the end is gold 😭😂🤣💀🔥

[@jasonwang2775]

Thanks for adding the bloopers so I'm a little less traumatized

[@asgerhyer5325]

Such a fun video :D Had a blast watching :D Stevei Emerson you are one funny and talented guy :) Great video

[@aquamarine99911]

Again, the M. Night Shyamalan of youtube comedy. I was trying to predict what the twist was going to be, and whiffed completely.

[@eliyang]

What restaurant serves entire loaves of bread like that let alone TWO! LMAO!

[@thewarden1398]

Honestly the bleeps make it funnier.

[@cmknation766]

This guy deserves a sitcom 😂😂😂. This reminds me of Joey giving the gullible Ross Some BS advice

[@SETHMSW]

"She's à bag chaser."😂

[@user-tb8gs8yl4j]

stevie so good at making the viewer feel uncomfortable, I usually pause the video to take a rest before continue watching

[@jlouzado]

Yo legit, the quality of the writing on this stuff has gone through the roof lately. This video was amazing. 🔥

[@DrJohnPollard]

I'm impressed with the number of commenters who have picked up on the "uncomfortableness" of this vid. It really is quite extraordinary. I can only go a few frames at a time. This acting, writing, lighting, direction, etc, is beyond Hollywood level.

[@reidpattis3127]

2:10 Never trust anyone who counts with their fingers like this. XDXD Always count starting with thumb or index finger.

[@ash9788]

6:02 We are ganna actually do both you guys. Drop the mic. 😂😂😂

[@jflores85]

"Get a room you two" 😂😂😂

[@gigalulmansur]

This guy's comedic writing is always riveting

[@VineetAggarwal2699]

At this point Stevie should get directly sponsored by OF!

[@melihbostan9159]

The way he takes a bite from that bar is so hilarious. Genius man!

[@firelock9080]

This is just hilarious. "We're actually gonna do both you guys."

[@mohamedabusamra2551]

Ok, we need part 2 when he tries again, but with guy as the third wheel :D

[@alphazentauri273]

Holy shit I actually believed that Jamie was a girl till the end!! Great story!

[@longebane]

that's...the point. congrats

[@noobslayer6915]

​@@longebane Sure, he pointed out the point. But then you decided to point out the point of his point. Congrats.

[@chargeit2thagame]

STEVIE!! THIS GUY NEEDS A SERIES

[@tyronepowell147]

ANYBODY GONNA COMMENT ON THAT FOOTLONG IN THE BREAD BASKET!?!? 😂😂😂😂

[@stephenm8725]

I thought that was odd, but this is a comedy, so I can accept it as a visual joke

[@mattiasalegro]

Best compliment I can give this is my girlfriend sitting next to me crying laughing and calling this "art"

[@cps102]

Can you feel the tension? In the air right now? I know I can. I can feel it all the way down in my plums.

[@realgoodmind]

LOL first time finding this channel and this is great.

[@Magido89]

2:33 the way his voice cracks here, LMFAO

[@thisismyelement]

The second hand embarrassment is real.

[@JarmanovicIvan]

Enjoy the salt…bae🤣🤣🤣

[@russells.3864]

Humorous video, how everyone is able to not break character, takes some good acting.

[@bushyman477]

First video I've seen from you, thumbnail hooked me in, initial conversation kept me in, and my goddddd that dinner scene kept me cringing...i love it!!

[@Alvin-xs7db]

"Enjoy the salt, bae"

[@MR-nl8xr]

" What is going on " Her face, >.

[@sargemalone]

Was looking for this one

[@emmanuellk1946]

"Have you thought about what Lauren's gonna wear"...then he gets uncomfortable😂😂😂. Stevie's discomfort throughout is epic❤

[@alexcrawford5350]

Hah, 4:23 “What were you doin’ back there, thatwaskindahot.” “What?”

[@tsoogii]

man these twists come at you FAST

[@TheTEN24]

Bro holy shit Stevie you’re a legend 😂😂

[@haunter711]

wtf is wrong with his friends 😂😂😂😂

[@RUmlas]

This is probably my favourite Stevie Emerson video. The amount of awk is fabulous. Lion King remastered lol lol lol.

[@Blue-ik8ij]

I hope he doesn't say this in public lmao 😂

[@shortkid8599]

Even I felt uncomfortable watching this.

[@left_eye]

Cmon include the eng sub like before please

[@Boomshaka]

the josh brolin lookalike might want to ask his mom some questions

[@alexcrawford5350]

1:46 Wow, that’s a pretty charismatic demeanor, the deep stare and collected attitude he has makes you really think you should trust him.

[@bananapowers85]

For the Algo!!!

[@LacheanApostate]

Two guys and a girl isn't a threesome, its a train.