what suffering looks like

Ultimate Chicken Horse is a great time, until we get pissed off and start playing for kills.
#ultimatechickenhorse #Episode5
Alpharad Deluxe is...
➤ Jacob (Alpharad)
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➤ Jo (JoSniffy)
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/ josniffy
/ josniffy
➤ Dash (Altrive)
/ altriveplus
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/ altrive
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[@cabosneaker]

This episode and it's commentary is so insightful. The rich squirrel with enough money to cover itself in gold has an inherent advantage and keeps getting richer while the others do not. The raccoon has to put in twice as much effort to succeed, and the chicken has to resort to tricks to keep up.

[@olipolygon]

this is a profound comment on society

[@JaredThe]

I can’t think of a series like this where I am constantly rooting for Jacob’s downfall more than I have for anything in my entire life. Love this series.

[@nonmagicalwitch]

Elite smash tho

[@coconutboy131]

Watch FWOB's older mario party videos, you will not be disappointed

[@CraftyTheFox]

thisis literally the best game they have ever played /hj

[@TheManTheMythThe-]

Have you paid attention to Jo's character development? He's become near on par with Jacob himself in this game.

[@zentaya999]

Fr I’m just praying for Dash to win at this point

[@TooMuchTime745]

The funniest part of these videos is seeing someone be one point away and looking that there’s still 20 minutes left of the video

[@plantyt3246]

Don’t forget Dash’s anti-perspirant joke

[@jinjer420]

No

[@plantyt3246]

@@jinjer420 L + Ratio

[@bogats2397]

2 times the raccoon was at the end but decided to kill himself rather than take the dub

[@plantyt3246]

@@bogats2397 Jacob was trying to get post-mortem points by dying then landing in the end zone for double points

[@udtimburrhog6254]

This is the only channel on KZbin where I’ll hear someone say something, absolutely bust my gut laughing, and then say “that wasn’t funny” completely seriously before doing it again ten seconds later.

[@chartem5383]

true!

[@gorgonloytns2600]

The best part of this video was chicken’s anti-perspirant trap

[@awesomepossuminablossom1521]

It’s been 16 minutes the vid is 32 quit the cap

[@capsaicn]

@@awesomepossuminablossom1521 hes not capping jawsh alt account

[@PanPandJa]

what video was this from i dont remember the context

[@hihigocat]

@@PanPandJa all of the banger episodes

[@bup8172]

i feel like there’s a bit that I’ve just been missing

[@thebasicperson_]

A game I think you would love is Disney's Magical Mirror Starring Mickey Mouse. It's like one of those creepy indie games but officially published by Disney. Very weird and wacky but I think it would be great for this channel

[@DanParre]

Like Shovelware?

[@duelmasteryuya1205]

@@DanParre That's another word for saying quirky.

[@creator-link]

That awaken a memory in me

[@guccistomper7385]

Let's be honest, any game on this channel is a hit

[@Q-Squid]

Watch them pivot to entirely that game.

[@KrazyKyle45]

“I would start asking for consent when you mess with people’s tunnels” - Jacob Alpharad

[@galliumn8684]

nothing in this video beats Dash’s controller battery joke, an instant classic!

[@FoolishPluto]

Banger reference. We love references

[@RobotnikPlngas]

@@FoolishPluto yooooooooooo reference gang

[@FoolishPluto]

@@RobotnikPlngas Yoooooooooooo we are so wholesome #famsquad

[@austinreed5805]

It looks terrifying, but feels like something we can’t even imagine.

[@jekyll2385]

@fatui harbingers. your father finally returned?

[@AMSantosMusic]

@@jekyll2385 Gottem GGs

[@jekyll2385]

@@AMSantosMusic true!

[@Lulu_Lime]

@@jekyll2385 making fun of people for not having a father figure is a very low blow. Not cool bozo.

[@jekyll2385]

@@Lulu_Lime You are allowed to make fun of your own kind of people. For example, I am on the orphan AND bald podcast

[@quatromanthefourth4413]

I cant believe the chicken finally shaved his feathers and became bald

[@backfloop]

Welcome to the bald chicken

[@toriathan3082]

Behold, a man

[@elidarling9681]

Breaking bad

[@__scored__3775]

@@elidarling9681 breaking down

[@holymacaroni8478]

i like how jacob and dash picked up on jo’s way of saying “alright im dead”

[@electropop6347]

I'm genuinely happy that this has stayed a series for so long, I love to watch the endless pain and suffering, its great :) .

[@YO0O0O0]

Man, if Alex yiik saw this gameplay he would have no idea what the hell is going on

[@Lulu_Lime]

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON! I HATE MY FRIENDS! -Alex "Yiik" Yiik

[@karl.d3993]

I like the parts when Jacob gets to the goal and tries to get postmortem instead of just walking to the goal and win, epic icarus moment

[@RedWIngedHero]

To whomever does not know, the KZbinr we are watching is Alpharad Deluxe. You're welcome.

[@darkn04]

Thanks! Without Dash's anti-perspirant joke, I wondered if I was lost when this episode wasn't as funny!

[@salembowden9540]

it's now aparad gold

[@RedWIngedHero]

@@salembowden9540 Yes is it aparad gold, definitely.

[@user-rk2qn7wf6p]

I’m amazed, a consistent series on alpha rad deluxe

[@lgro00]

Yeah don't worry, they'll abruptly stop any day now

[@peytongolding7544]

@@lgro00 hey now don't give them ideas

[@ezbeanz4208]

plus*

[@peytongolding7544]

@@ezbeanz4208 this channel has been called Alpharad Deluxe for almost two full years now (looking that up made me feel old)

[@IcyP3ngu1n0]

I'm waiting for them to finally turn on modifiers. I wanna see Dash become an obstacle already!

[@DatHypnoboi]

I think winning in 3rd place should give an immense amount of bonus points

[@trolololo720]

17:24 The puck goes _into_ the cannon and gets shot out instantly. That is insane tech

[@jaurosai4202]

Mans this Arms channel is really expanding their library. Maybe they should have another Captain Toad invitational to settle the scores

[@P3ngw1n_]

How could you be suffering? You’re playing ultimate chicken horse with your friends!

[@noyou8214]

Jo immediately got an L from the funny party box

[@Phelsuma-laticauda]

Suffering? More like new Alpharad deluxe video!

[@gaymergirl1]

“the fans will blow you” -alpharad “jacob” deluxe

[@spoopu9947]

I understand that this channel is just liquid irony pumping into my veins, but I will legitimately watch 100 more episodes of this game, it rules.

[@smallshlingus6212]

Jacob is too op, make dash and jo play by themselves and see what happens.

[@purplepurple9324]

if chicken horse is wholesome then my life is amazing

[@charmabutt]

4:04 aww we like you too, Alpha! very wholesome

[@originofcomics4973]

Have to watch this 3 time one character at a time 💯💀

[@liber2350]

Everyone getting points is the same thing as nobody getting points but Alpha wins sooner

[@jisatsurai]

please keep this series going i love it so much

[@RandomUser11170]

Did you know: if you combine "suffering" and "me" you get *"I can't do it I can't do it I can't do it I can't do it it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head"* ... "Welcome to the Bald Podcast"???

[@bruhmoment541]

Welcome back; to the bald podcast

[@jackliamander962]

#KrobertoAd

[@Enderladss]

Thanks for sharing!

[@AaronMorel01]

We need more Chicken Horse!

[@Toa_Va]

I yearn for more ultimate chicken horse videos

[@noia100]

i loved this series so much

[@Coco-hq6ns]

Looks like some incredibly wholesome moments are on the menu boys.

[@nepsterboop]

i love this game its so nice seeing hour long videos of it

[@b00psn00t]

Increase the chaos by adding a second box per turn in settings

[@Kirvyx]

14:00 Dash is awesome moment

[@AndesBlaz]

I love this map

[@jjzeme3537]

This video in particular got me into this game

[@MrGamerCaptain]

i truly do love this game and the chaos. keep at it :)

[@wumpmas2]

falls is the coolest level with certain people and the worst with others, glad yall found what works 4 u

[@tototootootwotwo]

babe wake up new chicken horse just dropped

[@kylangst245]

45:54 is when the video really gets going

[@butter_0021]

Pyramid level is so silly, it is perfect for the channel

[@captnpan]

that is a lot of chicken and not enough horse

[@breakfastbongos]

this series is awesome

[@endruv_2287]

So good to see my favorite Ultimate Chicken Horse channel return to its roots.

[@joshford256]

OGs know they used to be an Arms channel

[@judicia_alt1792]

This my new favorite series

[@dazed284]

Love this series

[@Oreli]

oh my alpharad deluxe i have never seen suffering before thank you for the video

[@ThePyroPM]

I love the Ultimate Chicken Horse videos lmao

[@Broskibaboski]

I'm glad alpharad is finally coming out of the closet of being the ultimate raccoon knew since day one when he put the cat ears on

[@infinap]

these are a ton of fun to watch

[@eduardpeeterlemming]

How these videos go: mess around, sabotage and bullet hell

[@musoumiko4730]

I think my favorite part of this level is how they mixed the discord beep into the bgm.

[@kikiretzorg1467]

“What the Davidson?” -Dash 2022

[@nathanluna6522]

Here's a little pro tip for you guys. let's say you have an crossbow pointed at a cannon the arrows will enter the cannon and fire the arrow in the direction the cannon is facing. So you can really fuck with people with them

[@oceansama3356]

Crazy to see the best arms player in the world (jo) play a different game as warmup

[@PewPew_McPewster]

Right but like, wholesome suffering.

[@caseymitchell3650]

I love this game

[@capsaicn]

I dont like how theyre not playing arms at 25:34

[@ARedToilet]

you can make an awesome trap involving Arrows and Cannons... Just throwing that out there for Altrive and Jo...

[@ecbucky]

this is very wholesome

[@Valsorayu]

It's like endless easy except it gets more cursed.

[@crisperstorm]

Why do I feel like Altrive could do a good Bob Belcher impression

[@Lulu_Lime]

Jo sounds like he could do a Mordecai impression

[@RazielSoulshadow]

Ahhhhhh where is the next episode of this?!? Pyramid is an amazing level and they'll love/hate it!

[@zodiakgames]

Hey, its another episode of my favorite internet series!

[@dr_wardin]

Please do more of this

[@natemorin1416]

squirrel got so much drip he soppin 😭

[@itsathingyeah7223]

It would be so cool if this video had jo playing his favorite game arms :)

[@max_hairloss]

For the love of god, please keep uploading these episodes.

[@LopousLIVE]

You only get points from the trap you set on the round until death or until someone gets to goal.

[@taeahn6065]

I wanted to have a party with party people too. I threw a party, but no one showed up, rather no one was invited

[@taeahn6065]

Sir this is a wendys

[@realurc7]

this isnt suffering this is amazing i cant believe the volume is normal now

[@sword7305]

They are soooo close to seeing that cannons redirect projectiles

[@catlord8889]

can confirm this is suffering

[@Lem0n_23]

Love the ultimate chicken horse video's

[@ryanblacklock8588]

Can’t wait for episode 6 at the pyramid!!!!

[@taeahn6065]

I just want to be happy. Give me happiness youtube video

[@taeahn6065]

Sir this is a wendys

[@LazyninjaxLNX]

I would love to play this game with y’all with collision on. Maybe a few other modifiers but collision is so fun always. Just to jump on people and push them or block them.

[@GalaxyGamer1027]

only chads wait for the door to open

[@clydefroge9316]

This series can not end until Jacob loses

[@dominicgilmore3844]

Part of me really wants to go back through all the uch videos again and see if josh 10% hit rate is accurate but I still have the rest of deluxe and all of gold to get through before the channel restarts, so i dont think I can

[@supersonicfan6404]

My beloved Great Aunt Just passed away today… thank you for uploading today, I really needed some Alpharad Deluxe to cheer me up.

[@b00psn00t]

Much love For you’re Aunt Just ❤️

[@bluebaldeagle4939]

You know what else suffering looks like? The wait for the Tux and Fanny Playthrough!

[@felixd8665]

4:07 We like you guys too

[@ZeroStarComedian]

One day, one of these episodes are gonna be a youtube short

[@blekiscooler]

i like watching alpharad deluxe videos ngl

[@alicecarter9672]

Holly shits it alpharad delux!

[@jaggedjagger]

This video is a hit!

[@warpotato5077]

what a lovely 32 minute video, I wonder how many matches they play!

[@fox7661]

I love that the profile is still from that one off KZbinr life episode so many people must be confused

[@chrisquattrini]

While it's definitely an Alpharad Deluxe move, I can't tell if they're putting in soft Discord pings or if I'm just hearing things

[@lasagna3669]

I can't stop thinking of an uch tournament

[@evanwhite5704]

the discord noises keep getting me

[@TheChiliMan]

alpharad feels like that one 10 year old that just played a really cool game and constantly references it all the time

[@thornels]

I missed this game

[@WhatdoidoTV]

I’ve watched all these ultimate chicken horse videos