Trust nobody, not even your wand

[@XD-ub1ig]

Spoiler without watching the video: He suffers

[@bara3526]

... as always

[@gugatasticrookie1867]

Hes just having bad luck

[@deadrainbowblitz4913]

Thanks I was worried

[@teodorofreiberger2438]

I knew he was having too much fun...

[@hatim9681]

isn't that every Video

[@WillytheTerryMain]

the intro is just instantaneous chaos, a perfect representation of both twitchspawn noita and the albino channels

[@yap_temple]

hey its you again

[@obamagaming8753]

Can confirm Noita is hell

[@WhiteGuardChannel]

what is the 'albino you fucking idiot' intro inspired by?

[@caw1105]

As a finnish person, hearing people pronouncing some of the item names in this game is quite hilarious.

[@Slateproc]

That's not Finnish, it's elven

[@caw1105]

@@Slateproc I sincerely hope that this is a sarcastic comment about the pronounciations and not you implying that I don't recognize my own language when I see it

[@TheGateShallStand]

@@caw1105 obviously the second one, elvish script bro

[@purplefox9783]

yeah its obviously elvish lmao

[@hugwizard]

@@caw1105 to be fair the elvish language in lord of the rings is based on finnish

[@r-bit]

13:40 Reminds me of an extremely good run I had that got ruined bc I opened a chest that was under a pool of water (you can probably guess what was inside)

[@demenetori7976]

no

[@kkkkoouciLolol]

more water?

[@krasudreal3948]

It was a Zappy rock

[@r-bit]

The clip kzbin.info/www/bejne/mJ_IqpuQmZamjLc I had good lc recipe and went parallel universes, gold room, worm crystal for health, etc.

[@nguyentandung42]

@@r-bit Always shoot the chest

[@archivegreenberry5382]

Albi : God run. Game : And I took that personally.

[@JeanMarceaux]

Game : YOU HAVE ANGERED THE GODS

[@johannd1100]

alternative title: trust nobody, e s p e c i a l l y not your wand.

[@ruller8901]

Trust nobody, especially yourself

[@comradpingu5745]

Literally all your typical runs in noita that ever existed, at least for me (I died in the temple of art by walking on my own piercing pollen shot, that could when I tested it, kill the DPS status in the Holly mountain... It didn't feel great)

[@MulchBucket]

I see Noita, I watch. It's that SIMPLE.

[@austinlisenbee8415]

Unlike the wands

[@kyleheiss5980]

omg the music at 9:30 took me hours to realize where its from! Dungeons of dredmor music will always have a special place in my brain

[@milokulp2838]

"ladies and gamers" Albino is based

[@americantoastman7296]

what does that even mean

[@milokulp2838]

Cool

[@Shellackle]

@@americantoastman7296 that ladies aren't gamers

[@justafurrywithinternet317]

@@Shellackle It means gentlemen are gamers

[@sudanemamimikiki1527]

@@justafurrywithinternet317 it means ladies arent gentlemen.

[@hambonepng1152]

7:21 now I really want to watch Albino play horror games

[@jjay2771]

Your suffering helped me feel better, I had my best run ever ended today by something I never saw before; I was in Hisii and all of a sudden something changed all of the terrain around me into cursed rock and I melted so fast.

[@NishiTheRat]

when he said the game was coded by monkeys I thought of the phrase "its so simple that even a monkey could do it" and then went straight to "yeah but they never said they could do it well"

[@NeonFizzSoda]

in the intro did this man just freaking teleport himself into electric water?

[@enb6720]

Yep. He Noita’d himself.

[@maxxanox3728]

2:50 actually malding

[@TheBBQflava]

13:40 Albino's sanity finally snaps

[@owlson2527]

Hey Not Albino, question. Is the streamer in the clips Albino, or is it you, not Albino. Thanks for the explanation Sonny 👵🏻 Much love ❤️ -Sent from iPhone

[@NotAlbino]

Hello -Sent from iPhone

[@yahirdoesbadvids]

@@NotAlbino he do be speakin facts though -sent from Gucci air conditioner.

[@Retarded_Ape]

It hurts when I pee -Sent from Anomalous Toaster

[@Zwyrx_Hgqfyggz]

Good Question - Sent from Far Far Away

[@protonjones54]

iphone users btfo -Sent from iPhone

[@abelsuperstar100]

God run he says, must have Dream Luck

[@strikermodel]

"Imagine having a fart so wet it fucking drips." -Albino, 2021 13:40 That pain is so real.

[@sipofsunkist9016]

2:07 the helicopter noise got me lol

[@ancientbuns6770]

Here you can see a man becoming more bald with each death, eventually gaining *The Chrome Dome*

[@Panzerschreck9]

4:40 - 4:43 it happens so fast yet it's the funniest part of the video

[@trwobyx2836]

Ah, yes a Albino video. My Favorite.

[@GRAYgauss]

Noita has actually given me permanent anxiety of using primary weapons...or moving....or breathing...or not breathing.

[@brandonwilson3581]

Albino went through alot of emotions at 13:43 he felt pain

[@Carnifex20]

By far my favourite Albino episode of anything ever. Can't stop laughing.

[@light6666]

the most noiyta thing beside making another sun : "im not sure if its smart to launch 20 nukes at one while i have glass cannon"

[@craola7563]

Wake up honey, albino just uploaded

[@Zzzz19540]

20% Noita GamePlay 80% MOANS

[@d-lynnz7855]

Oh lol; I used to not find shit on the first stage, I thought that like shops were the only places with loot, whoooops

[@royaldemonz]

Dude what is the outro song, i've been looking for it almost a month now. 16:38

[@mb51196]

Dead to shock when you could thrown the tablet, grabbed the shock rock on the left, then used it to be immune to shock till you moved the others

[@elliobo]

Im loving these new twitch highlights videos you're doing, Good work friend

[@Zwyrx_Hgqfyggz]

Godzilla wins the Godzilla VS Kong matchup cause Kong's too busy writing Noita AI

[@shooby9496]

11:17 - What is this music? It sounds like Maplestory but I don't know which part of the game if it is. Edit: Never mind I remembered. It's the Pianus theme.

[@owlbgreen1435]

Whats the song at 10:17?

[@Syngraphaeor]

My brother in Christ it's the Halo 2 OST

[@owlbgreen1435]

@Syngraphaeor whats the track dork that doesnt help im not scrubbing through 3 hours of ost for 4 seconds of clip

[@saqvobase4301]

3:33 hey, its me!

[@Nyanyashadow]

"Imagine playing this gamer for the first time you go through the first stage and find literally nothing of value" Oh you mean my first 5 runs and a good half of all my runs where I don't find wands in the first stage? Yea its fun

[@cavangriffin1514]

Your noita videos are my favourite, much love

[@botmushin8878]

I think those lights are placed well, good atmosphere.

[@kyucumbear]

Everything up to 7:00 : kalm. Shortly after 7:00 : Nostalgia overload due to Klonoa OST.

[@cemint9268]

I like how the editor just gives up on trying to censor albino after a bit

[@OliAtypical]

You only have to censor the first part to avoid demonetizing the video

[@tojidrider]

wake up honey, new Albino suffers in Noita video

[@Sirias]

From which game is the music at around 7:40? I know that soundtrack, it makes me feel nostalgic but I can't remember the game.

[@kyucumbear]

Klonoa: Door to Phantomile - Vision 5-1

[@Sirias]

@@kyucumbear Oh damn, thank you very much! No wonder i felt nostalgic

[@richardnixonpog9925]

Hittin me with the mf dream manhunt and terraria music my mans hell yeeaaaah

[@wulfriktheberserker6969]

Reroll, reroll, restart :D I know that feeling. Need perk lottery asap.

[@pipecleanermaster]

in noita trust no one. ECSPECIALLY your wand

[@gipsysidney5737]

0:23 I dont have to imagine. It was happening to me.

[@mudspud]

im happy to know that im not the only one who thinks music machines are guardians

[@Twisted_fgc]

Twitch spawn noita is incredibly epic

[@packediceisthebestminecraf9007]

5:16 DRIP FART

[@dappersem1524]

"He's locked in gay baby jail" xdddddd omg

[@LemmahDisapproves]

9:56 You can feel the cringe oozing from his face

[@Michael-gs1xz]

15:14 don't mind me just timestamping this

[@AimStar92]

5:40 from where do I know the background music, fuck I don't remember

[@deadmeme42]

Rayman

[@AimStar92]

@@deadmeme42 i knew that i heard it somewhere before 😅 Do you know whats the song name is ?

[@anuraghazra4772]

God run! god run! god run! 5 min later: Ouph Ouph Ouph Ouph Ouph Ouph Ouph Ouph Ouph Ouph Ouph

[@mazeonek1]

Song that starts at 5:26 is from Rayman (?)

[@deachelo]

god finally, favorite noita player 😌

[@MethodiaLordae]

dredmor's making a comeback

[@pimplyface64]

every niota run ever 14:04

[@ForumArcade]

I keep hearing a bunch of MapleStory songs in your videos. Did you used to play?

[@twintyara6330]

These moans are making me feel warm inside

[@dimensionalshade8290]

Reads title* prepares the scissors*

[@NaNA-cb4vz]

Trust no one, especially not your wand

[@-Jesse.C]

Another good video from dollar store pewdiepie.

[@endertwelve]

I refuse to say "maggot" with my American accent anymore.

[@vulpine_redmage]

It sound like the soldier from tf2?

[@lunaboom8503]

the pyro house joke sent me

[@Dunnonia.]

Ah yes, more *Noita*

[@Kvvz_]

0:06 what intro is that

[@lanceevice]

No one : Albino : Tremendous , joe biden

[@hypersonicfalcon6802]

I appreciate the Halo music.

[@d-lynnz7855]

For a while in noita, didn't even bother exploring to the sides, cuz I didn't find jack shit on my first time playing :p

[@endmymisery3623]

whats the song at 10:10

[@kinghotcoc0]

I did the same shit in the intro and it made me want to die

[@theeldestrelic]

What mod is the deathcount in the top left?

[@kasseo290]

i like ruinning Albino plans with coom

[@sipofsunkist9016]

10:39 WOW

[@aquarius5264]

0:23 isn't that everyone's first run?

[@Spokenword]

Underrail music? based

[@caelusflex3711]

did anyone else notice the music from that one rayman game? Was the music even from the rayman game?

[@imboredok8591]

Trust no one especially not your wand

[@andrewbaumgartner8813]

Woooooo more albino

[@mediocrespaceexplorer]

The first thing i see is death by shock therapy

[@andrewboos4338]

Today i accidentally created a wand with the anvil of destiny that cut through anything with a bouncy little ball spell. It was the only shit wand i had. Did no damage hardly so i just saw how deep the game was. It doesnt end that i know of but i think it starts looping at every fall stage into the down under with the cube people and lava blaster creatures. Kind of a pointless run because they stopped spawning wands and i only had 6k gold by the time i gave up. Still an interesting game to be caught in an infinite loop of hell. I discovered the checkpoint mod allows you to dig a hole under the checkpoint and bring it with you. So it doesnt matter if you die from lava or hellworms. Quick way to learn about the advanced spells in the game and peek at things i wouldnt have learned about otherwise but it wasnt really a fun run in the end. More of a world exploration run to see how certain things work and certain design aspects. Wouldnt do it again but i dont regret the experience.

[@leozack4974]

Mr not albino please make a list with The musics playing on the stream i beg you

[@solacehollow6062]

He has

[@Heavybot-yo1lb]

albino is epic

[@dripmando304]

Bruh where is that maid outfit you mentioned in the last noita video

[@dayvancubensis]

cause of death: "death"

[@joshisatree7931]

try a game called downwell, its a really fun game and I think you would enjoy it

[@kingtreedede7303]

08:02 “stevari”

[@aknewleaf1816]

ESPECIALLY not your wand.

[@willmackaness2991]

Where can I find his modlist?

[@disgoop]

especially not your wand

[@jameskim7985]

noita a game for self sadists with a touch of [redacted]

[@sweggymanz]

this is his maim now

[@RetroRhith]

13:57 Hi BoudZizi

[@rolandbess1848]

Wonderful content

[@gagea1856]

bruh the temple lights fuck me so much

[@siduxjxhdgzhdjxhxuuxxyhgg1079]

Can someone tell me which mods he uses? Just curious

[@jjay2771]

There is an integration mod called Twitch Extended on steam workshop; it seems like that is what he is using.

[@josephfredal5574]

So what do you mean by "wand"?

[@kirbo-.]

I don't trust anyone anymore