Try not to Cringe: Main Characters

[@bbekah]

That guy filming himself walking down the street is extra funny because obviously people are going to be looking at you if someone is walking behind you and filming

[@lisao7600]

He's probably doing something to make them look at him too. Like wearing a clown nose, or the nose and mustache glasses. 😂😂

[@purrgundy]

​@lisao7600 He doesn't even need to do anything. He's walking opposite them. They're just looking at him to not bump into him. Everybody looks at the people walking around them. That's just self-preservation. Even animals do it.

[@lisao7600]

@@purrgundy that's true. It's just that he's trying to make people think everyone is looking at him because he's some kind of special or something. He's arrogant.

[@purrgundy]

@@lisao7600 Definitely. Might be a TikTok trend though, because I think Rebal D had made a video some time ago about a woman posting the same kind of content.

[@felixowen2693]

Most of the posts on r/imthemaincharacter you could put on like r/schizophrenia. 'everyone's looking at me they must be obsessed with me' you can even see people looking at the camera and not him in the video.

[@Thatgirlanna13]

As a Prius driver, I have reevaluated myself and found out I am the Prius itself. I now ride my own body. Thank you TikTok girl.

[@MoodswingWhiskey]

Same it really changed me as a person.. or Prius I guess

[@mirroredhour]

Adolescence of Utena (1999)

[@maddyG7414]

My sister had had her Prius for 15 years and it’s 20 years old lol. Those cars LAST

[@Evitaschannel]

Congratulations on your coming out ❤❤❤❤

[@Fri3ndly.Gh0st]

Parking lot girl.. is that you??

[@sophieg.4625]

the fact that the lady who asked that horse dude to stop was so nice to him makes it that much more embarrassing for him, like do you have no shame😭

[@wavesorlando554]

he honestly just might be autistic, kids on the spectrum i know often imitate animals like maybe at least half the ones i've taught do it. i had a couple pupils who would just randomly meow or moo in class.

[@wavesorlando554]

they don't necessarily tend to realise that it bothers other people or they forget. that's why he asked to do it again. the parents might be filming their autistic kid "in the wild", i've seen a LOT of tiktok accounts like that

[@cleopatraonlyfans]

⁠@@wavesorlando554you know that autistic adults exist right? Look at you trying to educate someone else and failing tremendously with your 2003-style advice and embarrassing all of us in the process. This dude might be autistic but he’s obviously fucking around as a prank. When douchebags tell you you lack self awareness your whole life you rebel by excelling at it, or just rejecting it entirely like this guy did. Neurotypicals are so bad at observing or learning from other groups of people. Y’all will learn one fun fact about another ethnic/social/economic/whatever group and carry it with you for the rest of your lives like a badge of honour just to seem cultured, like you did just now. Never reassessing. Never altering your perspective. Never updating yourselves. Never investigating. Never fact-checking. Just mouth-flapping whatever misinformation you like about other people.

[@cleopatraonlyfans]

@@wavesorlando554grown adults doing this stereotyping bullshit makes me so mad like You would never say this shit to an autistic person bc you know it’s both infantilising and demeaning as fuck. G-d forbid any of us get lost and make it to the youtube comment section. But yeah cool. Talking down about ppl different to you must feel amazing. I definitely “don’t necessarily understand” THAT feeling. I’m too autistic for that. Enjoy.

[@Oh-fr2nv]

@@schlondpoofa_it’s not funny if you have a fully developed frontal lobe

[@Outsider1095]

The way the two girls at the club could flip so quickly between “having fun” dancing and being so pissed off was the most cringe. Sad even.

[@idontwantahandlethough]

That was hilarious. It was like a Key and Peele sketch or something 😂

[@fukro7557]

I bet when the filming ended they got on their phones and didn't care about the festival or whatever it was. Just doing it for the social media

[@FranzFerdinand55]

yeah they iz pathetic and think they are hot while looking like witches

[@dankrigby5621]

They looked like Meerkats looking around for a predator lol. Right girl especially had that vibe somehow.

[@gracie20]

The fact they were ONLY dancing for the camera based on that is so lame

[@areolikajenknips1702]

for the airport queue girl, it's not just the illusion of progress, they need people to move up to fit more in the line so you're just causing the line to spill into other annoying places

[@LittleBeams]

@displayname2198so you’re defending this shit behavior?

[@alexandrafrench]

even then, no one ENJOYS being in a line like that at the airport. it’s stressful enough as it is, and if you’re just going out of your way to annoy people who are already stressed, of course they’re gonna be hella mad

[@nGUNNARp]

it's the same idea as people who leave like 3 car lengths between them when stopped in traffic...it fucks things up cause less vehicles can get through previous green light etc.

[@nextlvlgaming3339]

thought the same thing, he definitely said the same thing verbatim too @@crayfishjim 😭😭

[@narjisselhajji]

Thank you i was about to comment that

[@intothemystic5223]

I'm truly surprised that girl yelling bomb didn't get in trouble. My mom's coworker was joking with her friend about hiding her guns while in an airport security checkpoint and police brought her in a room and interrogated her.

[@atherisGAY]

She's a white woman of course she didn't get in trouble... anyone else would've been arrested and held custody for hours. And for days or weeks if brown.

[@bobobee9206]

One time, when I was in the Dallas/Fort Worth airport, a balloon popped (or something of the sort) and it sounded a lot like a gunshot. I have never heard a place so big and busy go so silent in my life. Everyone instantly understood the possible severity of the situation. I can't even fathom someone doing something like that as a joke, what the actual fuck

[@fionna909]

That is crazy, I’m glad it was just a false alarm but those few seconds probably gave so many people so much stress. I wish nobody experience that real or fake

[@alissacrizler4908]

Praying over all!

[@rodolfodoce]

Only in the USA, maybe if guns where banned that wouldn’t be a thing.

[@Max-fj3wc]

@@rodolfodoceif guns are banned it’s not the United States anymore

[@ADJW212]

@@rodolfodoceno fucking shit Sherlock! Thanks for saying what everyone already knows! Too bad people hold onto a document from 300 years ago that says it’s our right to have them and they’ll never let it go

[@beataklimek191]

I can’t imagine filming in public and not being embarrassed..even if I were to take a pic of myself in some mirror at the gym and one person walks by I’d instantly put it away and pretend it never happened.

[@pbee.njayay444]

People who have no shame. I don’t get it either

[@Katz_Pajamas]

Same here! What's really odd to me tho, is I go online and I see so many of these people doing these cringe things in public and videoing themselves for a TikTok or whatever social media... I frequent the gym, cafes, the mall, etc. And not just in my city, but I travel some, and I have never caught this occuring in real life! Must be coincidence because I'm like where are all these people? 😂

[@beataklimek191]

@@Katz_Pajamas you’re fortunate for that ahah but you’re right it isn’t too common (at least where I am from) but I once had a man in the woman’s section with a professional camera getting allll the angles

[@HannahBanana1620]

Same, even if I’m just staring at myself in the bathroom mirror and someone walks in, I feel so awkward

[@lme2089]

Right!! Someone tell eugenia cooney

[@golson1016]

I mean, to be fair, if you're still in a store 15 minutes past its closing, you deserve to be subjected to such torture.

[@satxaustin]

that wasn’t torture, that was just secondhand embarrassment.

[@emilycaitlynn2471]

i don’t know why people feel the need to annoy strangers in public and then shit talk them because the strangers got angry and upset … common sense is NOT A THING

[@roroem4648]

Sadly, the bigger the reaction, the bigger the views..

[@ThatGuySquippy]

Like my buddy always used to say: That's the problem with common sense, it ain't that common.

[@artsyvidsy5232]

The "aquarium" one happened at our Bass Pro in Springfield, MO. They take reeeeally good care to keep the water levels just right, with bacteria and natural plants and local fishes. They messed up everything about that enclosure by doing that. It was treated very seriously

[@basementdwellercosplay]

Yeah you'd don't fck around with fish habits like that. Those fish aren't wild, their bodies aren't made for a random human to mess with their habitat

[@BrookeKatherine.]

What did the guy get arrested for if you happen to know?

[@artsyvidsy5232]

@@BrookeKatherine. I know he had to pay a lot of money to Bass Pro because they had to drain and scrub the tank. Don't know what else, though

[@haley7462]

I was going to say.. when I worked there, someone did this and they had to drain the tank and clean the entire thing. It was like a week long process. It's super fucked up when people do this.

[@jjay350]

Hope they get forced to pay for the entire cleaning and restocking bill.

[@elsakuhlmann8134]

My partner is a teacher and his 7-year-old students think saying "bombastic side eye" is the funniest shit ever. I feel like that's a good representation of those airport pranksters' sense of humour and general level of wit

[@TaylorX3]

Not moving forward while standing in line makes the end of the line protrude into the normal flow of walking. It like creating an unnecessary damn which leads to a flood.

[@ArturGlass.C]

Yep it might accumulate traffic into sitting area as well or make it harder for people to be able to verify they're in the right line. There's a reason the lines do those weird zig zag thing, it's to compress more people in a smaller space without creating confusion. I'm surprised no one in the airport made a comment on it, I've always been asked to move the few times I've lost track of time without realizing.

[@deltaloraine]

Exactly. There’s a reason lines are roped off and compacted. She’s impeding traffic

[@red.gem_]

exactly also if it's a really long line and she just stands at the back not moving that means no one else can line up behind her. like cody said she's 'technically right' but she's not, yeah it makes no difference to her but it still makes a difference. so narcissistic

[@jamesbowen2088]

Lol an unnecessary damn, that's funny. Along the same lines, the "n" was unnecessary in that word because it's a "dam" lol

[@json_bourne3812]

@@red.gem_ that's only really true if the queue would reach very far back anyway - in most cases if you don't move until like 20 people's worth, it's not going to impede unless it's the most extreme of cases for the record though she should just fucking move lmao

[@SaucetinTV]

Cody’s second is slowly turning into the cable tv of KZbin. But like HBO

[@kayligabrielle3090]

Ur amazing for this

[@colebates7715]

Main channel is HBO lmao

[@phillipshoemakr]

The second of Cody? Son what are you even talking about?

[@ashsvanlife]

I love you for this

[@noneofthiseverhappened]

@@phillipshoemakrCody's second channel they mean

[@milton7763]

10:40 girl’s absolutely right. You need to reevaluate yourself. Why the hell would you want to date a chick like this!?

[@Juli-dv8mn]

Most of these aren't even cringe but straight up infuriating

[@Pha5ma]

fr though

[@Jwoll944]

One thousand likes and one comment, let me fix that.

[@timboslice8559]

Especially the last one like I may have gotten physical with her

[@bmichellew2010]

Or slightly annoying

[@jl4260]

There’s also a woman who does the “walking down the street for people’s reactions” in New York City, and she’s thoroughly convinced that everyone stares at her out of jealousy or admiration because of her looks and “feminine energy” or whatever. Not cos she clearly has a camera guy trailing behind her the entire time lol. The vanity of some ppl.

[@maddyG7414]

I’ve seen her. It’s actually insane. She is beautiful for sure, but you have to wonder what the hell she’s going to do when she’s old…

[@TheElectricMayhem]

The dude is def doing something weird cause one of the girls that walked by looked like she was mouthing “WTF!?”

[@Aaron-kj8dv]

what's the name? I need more cringe to sustain me

[@evasdorling7555]

I have seen her too. It kinda seems she also "handpicks" who to portray as bitter. It just feels nasty, ngl.

[@pbee.njayay444]

@@maddyG7414Some (not all) people are still very attractive when they’re older

[@cinna4462]

nahhh the store closing guy is valid, it’s 15 minutes after closing he can be as weird as he wants to get those ppl out 😭

[@emocatkai]

right

[@ranchintime2207]

Exactly hahaha

[@fawnieee]

It still made me cringe beyond belief tho

[@soude85]

Nobody should have been in that store at that time..!

[@Yviene311]

I woulda laughed if I were there even before closing tbh

[@hibalovescats]

The guy with the microphone at the store did a great job tbh. If I heard that while shopping, I would be running out the store. dude sounds like a lunatic 😭

[@sarahscreamssoloud]

no bc this made me laugh so hard 😭 not the time or place but i cackled

[@laurisaarinen1126]

I would have actually laughed, but also hurry to get tf out... I found him so creepy it was kinda hilarious 😂 I can't believe Cody thought that was the most cringy

[@Roddy556]

He was good

[@sk8085-b]

Honestly I just laughed lol

[@cecilyerker]

He probably filmed it long after the customers were gone and the doors were locked

[@plusmin09]

The reason not moving forward in line is wrong is because that space for the line is designated as such. If you're not using it then you force the other people in line behind you to line up in the hall or in some other space that has a different purpose

[@georgerockey19]

How do you know how long that specific line was?

[@alondramargs]

I honestly would have just skipped her.

[@00bones00]

@@georgerockey19 do you ever go outside ?

[@moeezS]

​@@georgerockey19Clearly you've never been to a airport 🙄

[@blighticus]

@@alondramargs For real. No way I'm just calmly standing there, I'm moving ahead instantly and taking everyone behind me as well

[@elissabecerra6554]

Cody thinking the fish tank is at the aquarium and not at a bass pro shop is such a funny part of that video.

[@angstydoodles1101]

For me, it's not about the illusion of progress; it's about the space you're taking up. We move forward in the queue because the line behind us keeps expanding. If we stay put, the line deviates from its allotted space and starts getting in the way of everyone else who isn't in it. Moving forward helps ensure the process is streamlined and convenient for everyone involved.

[@jjay350]

Her entire mentality is incredibly selfish.

[@touch-faith]

true. the line shouldve been frictionless

[@Lindseyisloony]

@angstydoodles1101 I'm worried by the fact that grown adults are needing the concept of a line explained to them...

[@blueyellowandgreen]

Right, like ok you wanna stand here all day then I'll be going in front of you

[@kurtsudheim825]

Ya, take not of people behind you &of their obstructing someone or being obstructed. Tbf I do what she does, but not to that level, if it's one step forward in not moving every 2min, but if it's a significant amount of slave then yes, ie a trolley length or car length in traffic

[@zoroark567]

People aren't looking at you on the street because of your incredible aura of confidence, they want to know why this random dude has a cameraperson following him around.

[@TheLiddell4]

Had to deal with two ladies who also tried to save a parking spot for their friend. I just kept moving forward and kept on the horn. You’re in a car, they will move. Trust me. Don’t let these idiots get their way bc they’ll keep doing it.

[@WhiteNegative]

im gonna take the gamble and press charges for assault with a deadly weapon when you inevitably hit me with your car, dont think you wanna give people that advice.

[@parkchimmin7913]

As much as I would love to put people like that in their place, it’s not worth the potential lawsuit.

[@skylarrose4176]

Not worth it in the slightest, unfortunately. Horn, yeah. But approaching them has WAY too many risks to be worth it

[@feelingveryattackedrn5750]

The issue with parking lots is theres no actual queue system. You could have gotten there 45 min ago and just passed a car leaving and a new car comes in and takes your spot after being there 5 min. Not to say that people should be able to reserve spots but also I could see how someone might get out for a spot while their friend drives around.

[@undefined_0_0]

Mainland Chinese

[@lamb414]

Cody thinking a Bass Pro was an aquarium is magical

[@huntercoleman7993]

Was looking for this comment lmao

[@connorholm25]

Cabelas aka aquarium

[@FoulMouthFishing666]

Ive never been to an aquarium that sells camping chairs lol

[@jamsquan9415]

they selling fish from that tank? wtf is that

[@Samuel-xs2yv]

​@jamsquan9415 no, Bass Pros and Cabelas are like borderline aquariums. They're just a way to express it's an "outdoor store" and to get people in the door

[@MellllllllllllllllllL]

Cody ending his video with “love you” is so wholesome

[@peachypow]

Kelsey says it whenever she's in videos too that's so sweet 💖

[@Iaiba]

@@aymonverheij186321:26 he says it

[@TheFishoutofwater12]

@@aymonverheij1863did

[@carlysparks4308]

@@aymonverheij1863LMFAOOOOOO

[@LordLambertius]

parasocial andy

[@fourleggedlys]

These club girls dancing resemble meerkats. Spooked by a random movement every few moments, then keep on their meerkat guard duty

[@JFLEstudios]

You can tell Cody is already giving off big dad energy when he scolded the kid who did the fishtank prank. Stern but also funny.

[@paige2853]

Him talking about tax payer dollars killed me

[@c4ctusc4ctusc4ctus]

literally what my dad said while i was watching on the tv in the living room 😭

[@CherryCruller96]

As someone who works a minimum wage job, I kinda get that second one. I've definitely gone on the pager and tried to make people leave. Once the store is closed I dont get paid(which i think is illegal), so if Im not being paid I will act accordingly. 15 minutes past closing is god damn ridiculous.

[@manders8698]

If you are still at work, working, you should be getting paid. That seems super shady

[@Madib1001]

Yeah… if I’m not getting paid.. I’m leaving.

[@backwoodsnboobies]

yeah if you’re at work you’re to be paid, doesn’t matter if the store is opened or closed but i agree with the fact that people are extremely disrespectful about closing times, i once had a whole family sit in my five guys for an hour passed closed which means we can’t mop the floor, which means i couldn’t leave. they also were bare foot and left dirt all over the chairs and floor. but i got paid to be there

[@jogignac-davies6090]

I honestly don’t get how they can do that like usually after closing time at any job especially in retail you have like 30 to 45 minutes of work to do after the doors close. If they’re not paying you after the store is closed Y’all better be dropping everything and getting the fuck out and not staying for another moment.

[@AmandaVieiraMamaesouCult]

In my town, businesses usually bar customers from entering the store 15/30 minutes before closing.

[@pixiepear7816]

I used to live near downtown Seattle. The constant navigation around tourists who will STAND IN THE MIDDLE OF A CROSSWALK UNTIL AFTER IT CHANGES TO TAKE PICTURES OF THE SKYSCRAPERS has led me to purposely walk in front of anyone taking a picture in an annoying manner.

[@vestavind]

Same issue in my hometown. I'm telling you, the Old Town bridges in the "medieval" European towns and cities are cursed places. Tourists are unbelievably annoying...

[@87bees68]

ugh same. when I go down Denny Way to get to work tourists will stand in the middle of the street to get selfies with the Space Needle. at the all way walk in front of pike place too. i’m like bro 😭😭 you have a death wish

[@PlexitGames]

Wow, yelling that in the airport is one of the hardest things I've ever had to watch.

[@BriaRoseSax]

Same and its the cute little peace sign with the raised leg for me 💀

[@Wile_E._Wolf]

Is it not illegal in the US? Speech that is directed or likely to cause imminent lawless-action/harm is a prosecutable offense in Australia.

[@PlexitGames]

It is here in Canada, I would assume the same for the US@@Wile_E._Wolf

[@mikastone764]

⁠@@Wile_E._Wolf I don’t think just shouting is illegal in airports in the US (plenty of Karens do it already) but if they had actually said “bomb” instead of “bombastic side eye” they would be in serious trouble. It’s the same with shouting “fire” in a crowded theater (or indoor area I assume) when there isn’t a fire. Tbh “bombastic side eye” is way too close for comfort. Stuff like that is definitely illegal because of the harm it can cause like you said in your comment.

[@N59410]

I used to live in an apartment where you could have one car in a car park and one car in a spot by the main entrance. Anything else had to go in overflow. My upstairs neighbors were a family of 5 and they would do everything to claim the front three spaces for all three of their cars. When someone would leave they would put their bikes there, they would rotate standing in the spot, they would double park, and they would do shit to my car if i ever parked there. They stuck gum on my handle, they keyed my door, it was the most insane experience ever. They would just stand there and police the parking lot, and if somehow one of the spots got parked in, as soon as that person would leave they would RUN downstairs and outside and move their car to the spot. Reported them multiple times and nothing happened. The most frustrating thing I've ever witnessed and been a part of. That last video triggered me lmao.

[@jjay350]

They keyed your car? If that happened gloves come off, I'm going to be hardware store and buying some paint thinner.

[@N59410]

@@jjay350 I have truly never exercised more self control against my impulses than I did then lol.

[@anightbytheriver]

dude what the actual hell that’s literally insane

[@N59410]

@@anightbytheriver it really was, every day I just wondered wtf they were going to do next 🙃

[@AmandaVieiraMamaesouCult]

​@@jjay350what does paint thinner do?

[@jaisydean3047]

I used to work at a Taco Bell and people would throw fits when we weren’t open all the time. We had a lot of tire marks and one time someone peed in the middle of the drive thru. They got arrested :)

[@vickiemily9432]

The hostel one is funnier when you know that Diversity are a famous British dance group 😂😂 that one killed me!

[@henotic.essence]

OMG I LOVE IT NOW 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@loktungwoo3466]

I thought the girl's name is Diversity omg😭😭

[@bicsfireextinguisher]

thank god someone noticed that too it creased me😭😭

[@chloewhite9122]

Oh my god yessss!!! I fuckin died 😂😂

[@Nick-xu7ns]

The lady standing in a parking spot was pretty unhinged, but once her MOM showed up too this video became like one of the most unhinged things I’ve seen in a long time.

[@JayBigDadyCy]

The "accidental" photoshoot one brought me back. That was a thing on FB and Insta ages ago 😂. Used to see those all the damn time. They'd be like "wow, guys! Some person took this incredibly spontaneous photo of me without me knowing!". Was hilarious when they'd inevitably get called out.

[@JennGibson-y7x]

I feel for the guy telling the people to get out of the store as someone who worked in retail it doesn't matter how many times you say youre about to close or how many times you tell them you are closed some of them will not leave. We had this one women who would always come ten mins before we closed and she would refuse to checkout twenty mins after closing bc she "wasnt done."

[@adhchopper]

Shouldn’t have let her keep getting away with it. She owned you.

[@parkchimmin7913]

When I used to work as a grocery store cashier, every two weeks, we would have this guy buy almost $1000 worth of things and he always checkout 5-10 minutes before the store closes. So we end up scanning and bagging his stuff past closing hours.

[@megand12345]

​@adhchopper you're not allowed to touch people at work

[@JennGibson-y7x]

@@adhchopper we quite literally cannot do anything physically... Technically if she is in then store before it closes then she can continue, but eventually we told her if she didn't stop we'd have to temporarily ban her and she stopped.

[@yawninglion1677]

At my old store we started forcing people to leave by claiming some of the people on staff were minors and legally had to leave. It wasn't always true, but who was gonna fact check us?

[@meghanmccrary9317]

i cannot believe that those women thought they could just have a parking spot for future use by just standing there. I would’ve just kept slowly inching forward until they left

[@sunnysonne2957]

Yup. If they keep standing there speed up a bit more

[@leyamoon9851]

I mean. Just staying there isn't terrible either. Make them waste everybody's time because their car ain't getting in either

[@LovelyLittleLillies]

Y'all just mad they outsmartered you. It's a good technique if you ask me. Very witty

[@coatzz3776]

@@The1Waiter-gk4szur weird dude

[@JohnnyKeats]

@@LovelyLittleLillies It's infuriating behavior because they are provoking a confrontation knowing that it is likely to make the driver do something irrational. They are intentionally placing themselves in physical danger to take advantage of people not wanting to cause them harm, or that the driver would face consequences for hurting them. I think the driver should have moved his vehicle forward slowly until it made contact with one of the women. Then if they continued to not move, continue inching forward at a rate that only softly pushes the women. If the women climb underneath the car, he should call the police.

[@boiledelephant]

Oh, try that not-moving-forwards-in-a-queue thing in France. Please. Everyone will just zombie-horde straight past you with absolutely no emotion or qualms. If it's a busy area they'll even do a sort of collective jostling that somehow moves you further backwards without pushing you, it's beautiful.

[@CabbageLoaf143]

the second one started out and i was like "oh this guy is just having fun, there's nothin wrong with this" and then it just *kept going* for such a long time

[@Tinyali3n]

The lady eating her burger is definitely a gentle parent idk why

[@marymills3581]

fr she was really sweet about the whole situation

[@crazyclinically828]

Yep lol

[@PossiblyAlena]

She expressed that he was being irritating and that she wanted him to stop but didn't do it in a mean way. Kind of killed it tbh

[@lilygraceHD]

The bit about making people wait for the girls to finish dancing made me laugh so hard

[@nmstewart979]

Just went to Paris over the summer and everyone in the hostel was actually respectful. Couldn’t believe they thought it was okay to be that annoying in a space you share with everyone else at 3am!!

[@luna_R0s3]

Ever since I've heard the beautiful news of Cody having a baby all I can see when looking at him is literally the embodiment of "dad jokes" from the actual jokes, body language, and even the image/style just screams "dad" to me

[@yourancientancestor]

Yes very stable vibes makes me feel happy

[@justine4581]

​@@jamesbowen2088why does that matter enough to comment on lmao

[@xoxocessa]

me too! i thought the same@@yourancientancestor

[@alexisp1765]

my grandma used to make me stand in spots and wait for her to pull the car around. It was terrifying

[@juliaconstantine8325]

as a joann employee, that’s the most normal “leave the store” speech i’ve ever heard from a joann employee 2:13

[@KYLETISZAI]

Tbh what I was thinking like people can't joke? Is that actually the world??? Ummm... and THATS normal????

[@catgrrr1]

Yeah I didn’t think it was cringe at all. If it’s 15 minutes past close then I’m definitely making a crazy announcement.

[@dankrigby5621]

@@KYLETISZAI It was a cringe joke tho lo. Shouldn't have gotten him fired, that was silly too. Nonetheless, even if he was right to be pissed, what he said was pure cringe.

[@emmy372_bce0]

i absolutely loved that clip 😭 closing retail has made me feel that crazy, honestly props to him for acting on it. fuck people staying after closing

[@NickolasCruiser]

@@dankrigby5621 I'm the Joann's guy. Admittedly, yes, the whole thing was a bit cringe. But here's what's even more cringe: Not only was I FIRED from Joanns- but I was BANNED from EVERY location in the COUNTRY. The asset protection manager called me to give me the news and everything. For as embarrassing as my little satirical character crap is, it's so much worse that an out of touch HR team thinks I'm a threat for childish sarcasm. I wasn't mad about getting fired. In fact, I expected that it was the worst-case scenario. But getting banned still confuses me! I hope this was interesting lol

[@HeisenbergFam]

10:25 "all you have to do is reevaluate yourself and you will be more valuable" Cody is legit inspiring chad

[@timkransel9676]

7:59 love that they can only have “fun” when the camera sees them

[@c3po989]

The fact that he cringed more at the second one than the first one is wild to me. The first one made me want to peel off my skin

[@Kenosaurus]

If people are 15 minutes past closing I feel like I'm allowed to tell them to fuck off

[@_Tokenwhtguy]

Came here to make this comment! I just saw the second one and the fact that he didn't cringe on the first one, worries me!

[@daffodil8465]

Same I had to skip past it

[@deoxycodone]

What do you expect from a resident of LA, love Cody’s content and I have since I was a kid. But goddamn did I grow up and realize Cody is one of “those” people

[@gators9570]

Highlights how used to the influencer bullshit Cody is. Cause that second guy was actually sorta funny while the first was embarrassing as hell

[@walliethewalrus11]

god as an ex joanns employee that fucking closing announcement clip felt so cathartic im with him on this old people will stay inside the store for 2 hrs past closing if u dont pull some creepy announcement or just suck it up

[@basementdwellercosplay]

Or you can do what we at hobby lobby, walk them out!

[@becp488]

Shift managers at a big store I worked at would just start turning off the lights if people ignored the announcement. That seemed to work.

[@NickolasCruiser]

I'm the guy from the clip! I'm glad someone else can relate^^^

[@walliethewalrus11]

@@NickolasCruiser WHAATT thats crazy thank you for doing what we all wished we could do 🙏

[@NickolasCruiser]

@@walliethewalrus11 You can do it too, I believe in you

[@hayoleeo4891]

That one guy walking, I wanna add that as humans we have a tendency to feel like we're being watched when we feel eyes on us. Try it, next time you drive by someone look at them (my experience is 90% of the time they'll look back at you). So it's either 1.) He's walking at a weird pace or doing something that's a little outside the norm, 2.) Being filmed by some guy walking behind him, or 3.) Looking at people he's walking by and having them return the gaze

[@t0astqueen]

As someone who works in retail I really liked the second one. At first. Then it got pretty painful lol.

[@NotMyWillButThineBeDone]

The girl in the back actually gave her the most real ‘bombastic side eye’. 💀

[@onionspeedrunning-qu4ms]

NOT THE PRIUS SLANDER 😡😡 IT GOES 50 MILES PER GALLON

[@worm3079]

I’ve had the same exact thing happen to me when I was parking on my street (which is public parking at night) this grown ass woman stood in a spot I was backing into just so she could save it for her bf who was ALREADY parked across the street. To make it even better she lied and said she lived at my house! wtf

[@sleepyconscious]

I would’ve parked and fought her

[@natrosenquist]

I would be HIGHLY interested in a Try Not To Piss Challenge. Please, Cody, please. Please do it.

[@babybecz]

Ummm

[@normsi7643]

Poorly disguised fetish

[@prettypinkprince750]

You’re completely right, he needs to give the people what they want

[@ameliah708]

That’s been done and I think the winner died. Search up “hold your wee for a wii”. I think that’s what the contest was called.

[@daniellerose2871]

Its just water sounds the whole time😂

[@mariemeyer3888]

The way my whole body cringed when the girl yelled bomb I think my soul left my body for a moment

[@rileyfreeberg9933]

That first clip blew me back in my chair with cringe. I’m not sure how Cody didn’t have the same reaction.

[@42wallabywaymeg28]

I had to skip that part. It was too much for me

[@completelynormalperson7077]

Raally? I agree with cody i didnt find it cringe at all

[@uwu-fm2kj]

I had to skip it and it’s the only thing I skipped

[@schqrr]

Fr yeah

[@tonijackson3421]

He explained why and his explanation is very real. It’s just a bit that was corny.

[@nathaliew619]

When you're in the middle of a Cody Ko marathon and he posts a new video. Blessed.

[@pierrecameau176]

You’re hilarious dude 😂 when you were acting as someone who was blocking people for those 2 girls, I was cracking up. Glad I came across your channel.

[@BrooklynStevenson]

No the girl waiting at the end of the line at the airport is wrong bc she’s forcing the line to spill over into the common area which blocks everyone walking through the airport

[@delicateBruise]

I've been grieving the death of my cat and this is the first time I laughed in weeks. Thank you.

[@JessicaLedger-oh3ki]

So sorry about your cat, I'm sure you gave them a wonderful life ❤️ Things will get better in time, stay strong :))

[@JonathanGriffin-hi4vd]

i couldn’t imagine losing my one of my fur babies, unfortunately i have 2 kitties in their teens so time is coming short:/ i lost my Tiger Stripe named Tank a few months ago. it’s okay to grieve, and you can always get another Cat and make brand new memories with a new baby. that really helps too. i know it’s hard to get a new one but your baby will come back to you if you get a kitten that looks like them. i’ve seen it happen 4 times seriously. i currently have a reincarnation of my Tank and his name is Munch. You will meet again ❤

[@MMaeM265]

I'm so sorry for your loss ❤️

[@izzieh265]

So sorry for your loss ❤

[@planetdisco4821]

There is absolutely no way I would have let those Asian ladies win that car park. That said, I’m that guy that basically parks on the outermost fringe of the parking bays and spends an extra 3 minutes walking to the mall because I think it’s ridiculous to spend 20 minutes doing laps looking for a spot…

[@teaonwednesday]

omg the thing at 19:19 happened to me with some family members and after like a minute we just kept driving forward until we blocked her husband from parking. Another spot popped up and I had the honor of calling her a bitch to her face once we got out of the car and they parked. The thought process behind standing in a parking spot and calling it theirs is so stupid and something only an entitled ass would come up with.

[@Patterrz]

the second one just kept going, and kept going, and did not want to stop

[@Beanathan]

I’ve had someone stand in a parking spot like that before too. It was the only open parking spot in the whole lot at a festival and everyone was so dead tired from wandering around trying to find parking that no one fought her on it either. Unless you have the spot officially reserved with proof on hand or want to get hit by a car, please do not do that.

[@waner17]

wandering? you were too tired in your car from “wandering” that you couldn’t just move your car forward?😂

[@pillowvibes]

@@waner17and risk hitting or bumping her and catching a case? nah, that’s a game of chicken that’s not smart to play. you know the kinda person that stands in a parking spot is absolutely the kinda person that would make the police call as dramatic as possible.

[@LovelyLittleLillies]

It's a smart tqctic, might be faster to do on feet. People are just upset they haven't came up with it first.

[@SuS_NuG_It]

It's not the illusion of progress. It's the fact that most of the time they are able to process people through security at the same rate the people are getting in line. If the line stops moving, people are still getting in line, and the line is getting longer behind you, and now it's spilling back into an area that might not be set up for a long line. If you filter through then you still get people into the line. It'd be like if you just completely stopped traffic, even though traffic was still moving but slowly. Eventually the on-ramps are going to fill up, and then the intersections for the on ramps are going to fill up, and then it spills back on two city streets, that aren't actually a part of the traffic jam.

[@af1saucy]

Sitting in my silver Prius during my lunch break, excited to see there’s a new Cody video

[@kevinmurphy5878]

As an owner of a 20 year old rusted Toyota corolla I thought I was about to get flamed by a stranger on the internet for a second 😂 was surprised by the jeep

[@Nicola_Blackwood]

8:34 this is a little dystopian 😂 not actually dancing at the concert/festival they’re attending in the moment, just dancing for the camera. And when someone walks by they just stop. It’s kind of sad really

[@jakeb1998]

You know what’s super cringe is when I go to a bowling alley to practice for league and three chicks keep walking into your side of the lane to take pictures for instagram and they act as if you’re not there even when u tell them to move and get out the way

[@billycake5830]

11:47 it's her voice and the constant playing with her hair that grinds my gears

[@jijijijibaby]

all that playing with her hair is the exact reason why her hair is so greasy LOL let her keep doing it 😂

[@alexad7592]

yes please stick with your purple haired ugly girlfriend w the greasy bangs

[@peachypow]

Cody singlehandedly carrying those of us studying for exams

[@savannah.6434]

Just in time for my lunch study break

[@ninaversluis4242]

literallyyy@@savannah.6434

[@margaritaalieva8586]

True 😭 writing my docu for my project rn

[@salmansdriver9561]

good luck all of you!!! you're gonna ace it

[@lygiabird6988]

Also on the video with the tik tok dancers in the hostel, he called them ‘diversity’ which is a well known dance crew in the Uk so that was pretty funny 😂

[@IngPeace]

I didn’t know that, but it made me laugh anyways 😅

[@sydkid4560]

a kid from my high school lost his college scholarship cuz he jumped in a fish tank at cabellas lmfao

[@babybecz]

Hell yeah 👍

[@joannaviramontes4582]

a little extreme

[@CasiNicole411]

@@joannaviramontes4582no, the tanks are typically acclimated perfectly to fit the fish inside it. fish are very particular with their environment, as crazy as that sounds, so disrupting could very well kill the fish. also, keep in mind these fish probably aren’t cheap. it’s a serious thing.

[@taylorboyer5207]

@@joannaviramontes4582if you get arrested they usually don’t let u go to college for free😭😭

[@henotic.essence]

That's one way to ruin your life 😂 what an asshat 😂

[@paulinosaurus]

that self-confidence dude is just out there filming so many people without consent all the time… that’s so fucking crazy to me

[@jaycemcbroom]

I’m one of those people “not consenting to be recorded” I don’t really care lol personally. I’m in public I can’t control my surroundings 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@alexnorby4987]

I told myself enough internet for today after the bomb one and went to bed. Just had to express how angry I was in the morning after watching that

[@PhantoRoyce]

Everytime I think I’m cringe in social situations I remember that people like this exist and I’m really not that bad

[@laurenmiller9143]

SAME

[@soggyjat]

I don’t know if anyone feels the same, but I normally cringe maybe once in every few clips on one of Cody’s videos like this. This one though, I absolutely wanted to die the entire way through. Every single clip was torture to me. Excellent work!

[@jdhorror]

Last time my wife and I were on a plane, making sure I was just loud enough so the people around us could hear, I started with the whole "I feel like we forgot something.... Did I turn the oven off? Maybe, did I forget to close the garage door?.... Oh. My. God.... KEVIN!" she didn't talk to me much the whole 4 hour flight. Totally worth it.

[@brambleberry95]

“Um, Diversity?” Is so underrated I’m HOWLING

[@mtori3247]

one time me and friends were playing that online virtual hunger games game waiting for a flight and my character in the game killed someone with a bomb and i said out loud "i have a bomb?" without realizing and immediately felt the utmost shame. I cannot IMAGINE doing that shit on purpose.

[@buzz-wx1lh]

this is the most specific and inconvenient situation to ever happen, IM IN TEARS 😭

[@hajermerarda8707]

this didn't happen

[@elisecode2212]

I once called something “the bomb” as in, awesome, on a plane and I was like, oops. Speaking quietly like a normal person though.

[@merpderp5156]

2:30 as a closer I wish I comido have done that at my old job. People would come in right before we closed and shop around for a good (at least) half hour.

[@47jakobi]

Cody feeling the cringe in his skin bones was adorable

[@chmchn]

I love how he uses words. Guy's got a special head organ I bet

[@jflyiii1682]

I felt exactly what he meant in that moment- very fitting description

[@Greggers1516]

i didnt think someone would need to explain what progress is, but the line moving forward IS progress. the end is getting to the front and when you get closer to the end, youre making progress.

[@KevinLuper99]

The one in the store wasn't all that bad until the "GYET EYOUT, NEEEYOOWWWW!!!"

[@jenniferlawrence2988]

My ex brother-in-law yelled "everybody get down" as he was getting off a plane... he was detained for hours.

[@henryg4315]

cody is noble for standing up for the bass inside of a bass pro shops aquarium

[@OtterMunchy]

(15:05) did the guy have something written on his face or sunglasses or something. The people are all looking at a specific spot on his face…not admiring his fit, or amazed at his beauty…after we switch to the view from behind, we never get another look at his face without a cut/splice…

[@rowrow_]

The irony of old man cody saying "That car is fucking sick" when the chick says only 90 year old grandpas should drive this 👴

[@_sunchildd]

cody calling the dude walking down the street a "fûcker" is so funny to me. i haven't heard someone be called a fûcker in yearssss. me and my sisters, when we are like really little used to always call each other that 😂

[@KKDriver]

4:20 that’s Nathan… he does shit like this constantly. Man is insane. He was drifting a Tacoma, got pulled over and held at gunpoint. He was released apparently because they saw his “taco”( the truck) and when he left he peeled out from the traffic stop. He also welded a diff in a uhaul truck and drifted that too🤙

[@mt8474]

To avoid embarrassing myself by owning the wrong car I always show up to a date with the correct change for two people to take the Bus.

[@Gracie_19200]

Cody reacting like he’s actually in the situations in the videos cracks me up so bad 😂😂

[@Isabel-928]

19:05 OMG this is the most embarasing thing ever! My parents used to always send me to "guard the good spot" while they were getting around at a parking lot when I was a kid

[@Chad_Losey]

If you don't move in a line, the whole line shifts back, and it very well might end up lining up outside of the designated line area.

[@morganjones74]

I love seeing his wedding ring!! I've watched their relationship from the beginning and its so amazing to see where yall are now!!

[@laurenmiller9143]

so happy for them! what a dream team

[@dittoqueen5045]

18:33 new people joining the line will be piled up behind her and getting in the road of things like walkways, that’s why the line up area goes in the pattern it does, rather than just a straight line.

[@Fariqah]

we have not evolved at the speed of our technology and these videos are the only evidence we need

[@Alex-cw3rz]

The other reason you should move up is because people will start to have to queue outside of the barriers blocking pathways and just ruining everyone else's lives for no reason, but flimsy logic.

[@ilya8132]

5:17 We have that happen at Starbucks sometimes. What it does is hurt our ears over the intercom (head mics) and makes it impossible to hear others (if they happen to be ahead in line).

[@babybecz]

The dude that jumped in the tank DEFINITELY got a parasite... thank you for bringing that up Cody.