Try Not To say Hol' Up 39

[@sreeharivaishnavi9075]

Never type how to breed villagers without "in minecraft " Learned it the hard way

[@Lighty7109]

I don't need to search it up to learn 😤😤😤

[@jacobmcconnell6809]

Hold up there pal it is November after all

[@wellyesbutactuallyno9776]

Bruh just searched and every result is minecraft related, the duck did you see?

[@chalabread]

a

[@sreeharivaishnavi9075]

@@wellyesbutactuallyno9776 what were you hoping to find

[@jayfluxx]

0:19 the most wholesome relationship ever.

[@thatoneannoyingguy459]

8:39 he's playing both sides, that way he never loses

[@RizzAustralianHistory]

1:18 In Australia the earliest mention of Christmas sales and decoration I saw this year was on the 25th of October. Right now there's a house I pass by already decorated with Christmas lights.

[@username5171]

14:41 Duolingo is so aggressive though, like literally hourly notifications.

[@atomosvrial1708]

9:40 but them arresting him is kinda admitting that this is what their bases look like.

[@zibix4562]

1:08 fuck louder to establish dominance. When he complains, then the time to bring it up will be perfect.

[@calamity9451]

0:05 I know that place Its a store in our contry and.thats the back rooms Boy that place was closed down after they figured out rapists bring their victims here :/ I am a little sad bcz they had the best kebap

[@penguin4056]

@Still z7 WHY WOULD YOU AKS THAT

[@cole_thecowboy]

@@penguin4056 well? Are there??

[@yourfavnyxi]

Oh spark why

[@abird4706]

A Bird Approves of this video.

[@jacobmcconnell6809]

A Jacob approves of this reply

[@lancemehl8070]

👦🤜🤛🐦

[@inanimateinsomniac4life]

A human approves of this bird.

[@Alexander32490]

A Red potato approves of this comment

[@JuicedUpOyster]

HEEHEEHEEHAW

[@tery_freak2101]

The lightning and the camera angle in the first picture tells you everything about what will follow

[@bassistomaster]

Hope that girl in the first pick did not steal anything

[@zacklp3844]

I dont get it

[@partyman748596415263]

Thumbnail: I know this place from somewhere... Me: I thought I was on KZbin

[@MicroMarck]

1:19 Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, Christmas

[@retzy1261]

I needed this

[@spacecowboy2957]

08:30 If they're both who I think they are then one is a hero who voluntarily risked his own life on the day of the greatest tragedy in our nation's recent history for the sake of others and the other broke up 2 marriages. In my eyes, one is much more beautiful than the other.

[@pastormaldonaldoempiredemo8995]

Who is who ?

[@LordRazer3]

12:55 for the sake of your sanity do not look this up. I also strongly discourage you from inviting your best friend over to share in the experience

[@gavinshirley]

Done..

[@TheScalysnake]

7:57 - I would buy everything and leave a tip due to that sign... NO WAY i would walk past that.

[@AsianSwagMstr]

5:27 always wanted to talk about that but I'm not in the mood to get into it right now so I'll just say this: Nothing Matters

[@fancybow7912]

Isn't that just common sense

[@AsianSwagMstr]

@@fancybow7912 you'll be surprised at how many people don't have common sense

[@datboy038]

*gasp NO SHIT

[@zackpumpkinhead8882]

4:37 Oh my God I hated that book and this moment made it all worth it I have glimpsed the eye of the universe And it it beautiful Thank you.

[@leighhumphrey8856]

13:45 this person is GENIUS!!!!

[@AsianSwagMstr]

4:42 actually theory has been disproved i guess i can copy paste and credit the guy while I'm at it "I hate to be this guy, but this theory doesn’t check out at all. Gatsby grew up on a farm and his name was James Gatz. He was never an artist, he actually was in the military. He also isn’t afraid of swimming pools, though it probably would have been helpful if he was. Though it is a pretty creative theory and a fun idea" - Ch33seGr8er

[@jayfluxx]

That first one got me almost immediately

[@fightingoffmydemons]

what’s the joke

[@ASTROOS.]

@@fightingoffmydemons ya

[@fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810]

8:32 That's Steve Buscemi on the left, and Angelina Jolie on the right.

[@elizabethbeal8057]

0:06 *oh no.*

[@quandaliousvandinglebingle246]

Day 10 of not knowing why it would be bad for shrek to visit you in the night

[@FoxMarcello]

Real talk: if I told a guy we should have dinner again and he said thanks but I’m full, I’d fall in love instantly

[@owenlivesey7879]

1:58 am so confused

[@darknessfoxiifromtrash2081]

Those memes are MEMEFull!

[@mathboy9156]

I was actual in that place and in stead Of the usual I just got arrested for stealing Dino nuggets

[@SheetMan]

The cover icon for the video 0:05 is from a fake pawn shop "blackmail" porn (if you can't pay with money open your legs), in case anyone was wondering.

[@staticbuilds7613]

5:24 this has been well known for a very long time

[@DieuGamer1929]

Sauce is about a shoplifter being caught and doing the naughty in the backroom with a security guy. Good luck finding the link.

[@michaelmarkrealrumahorbo1075]

I thought it was a paralyzed woman

[@gustavorodrigues2306]

3:35 18:40 | So true 20:00 | Suspiciously specific

[@TimeSurfer206]

At 1:25 anyone want to bet me a beer she never snored before the Nose Job?

[@kaeey04]

0:06 i think 95% of us know this iykyk😉😏

[@路人甲-e1k]

what is the source?

[@fightingoffmydemons]

what’s the joke i don’t get it

[@Dogprofile]

5:02 I might move here now when I’m like 40 or something

[@HouseOfGreatsword]

0:07 sauce?

[@LordRazer3]

7:34 mother of god NO! It's spreading!

[@Gead_Hiver]

1:03 that's a good dad

[@PARZIVAL_7]

Shop Lyfter

[@cameronroder7503]

Those orange text boxes are from Grindr

[@Huge-f5c]

That thumbnail oh god no

[@hobbybastard2018]

Probably everyone will ask for the source.

[@Movedchanelssss]

@Potato you dont wanna know

[@あこ-u9o]

Source please cause even clumsy had it in his video

[@cllncl]

@@Movedchanelssss I DO want to know

[@GunterBagsYT]

2:10 iykyk

[@fluffylilcookie7916]

I don't understand "I know this place from somewhere". Google didn't work. Someone please explain???

[@stickpfp6347]

I think 0:05 is the room from shoplyfter

[@abandoned8016]

In the thumbnail That's my moms basement and why is a random girl in the basement

[@danilomatic1670]

1:56 can someone tell me why?

[@Averageplotbreaker]

I was gonna ask the same question. Idk why the mother was threaten other then twitter is shit

[@aaronboy1246]

Florida man looking like ellen and leonardo decaprio did a fusion

[@ExDixionconderoga]

1:52 similar stuff with a dream cake and dream haters.

[@ExDixionconderoga]

Except the haters told the mom to poison the cake

[@Djmck-kb7ox]

how to survive America, by playing both sides, genius. 8:38

[@TheThreeDGrasshopper]

21:32 OMG really 🤣🤣💀💀

[@solorutz]

13:00 don't Google it. Please, just don't.

[@iztrueslav4740]

Before a minute of being released pog

[@kenthesodaaddict801]

The shrek is my background on my computer

[@xaviercast970]

4:56 Canada a country with no racism.... Canadian Muslims, Indigenous native and Black people, Are we a joke to you?

[@randomlyselected8998]

Damn kinda sad I knew what the first one was.

[@randomlyselected8998]

Pr0n about stealing

[@eepyquen]

I don't like how I know 💀

[@leothehuman1558]

@@randomlyselected8998 link?

[@leothehuman1558]

OH SHIT I FORGOT TO USE MY ALT

[@randomlyselected8998]

@@leothehuman1558 LOL

[@simon_jonas8901]

This is a true gamer momment

[@randodoge2980]

Someone please tell me where that room is from

[@MidwestTechAndGaming]

I'm not sure but I think it's from some porn movies. I'd like to know for sure though.

[@fightingoffmydemons]

what is the joke

[@randodoge2980]

@@MidwestTechAndGamingthat's my assumption aswell

[@KirboMC_]

LMAO This video is GREAT hahaha, ha. hm... i miss my friends

[@hardshot4766]

5:00 if the beer is cold and the woman are hot, i'll be there.

[@papergaming8342]

Can someone explain 1:59 pls

[@cole_thecowboy]

It looks like he’s giving an “evil” stare but I have no clue! I’m looking for it too, let me know if you find out

[@5tm422]

The Jayne Rivera really cringed me out

[@fireprophetproductions4967]

7:50 Amen.

[@minepidea3248]

I seriously dont know where that place is from

[@Majinonifox1]

I lost. 2 month old baby got me!

[@greenoverlords3794]

Ah. The thumbnail brings me memories

[@CupcakeScares]

What is it?

[@greenoverlords3794]

Find it yourself

[@fightingoffmydemons]

what’s the joke

[@pastormaldonaldoempiredemo8995]

@@fightingoffmydemons dont know.

[@retroguy3344]

@@greenoverlords3794 we are asking how to find it.

[@miztroof9905]

0:05 hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 😏😏😏😏

[@あこ-u9o]

Please tell me what is it

[@miztroof9905]

@@あこ-u9o its when the police catch them and do a cavity search

[@nicosensei1365]

shoplift

[@granturismo7131]

Ok 9:30 kinda made me sad

[@ALTeAs668]

They be doin a little business *talking about the thumbnail*

[@fightingoffmydemons]

what’s the joke

[@anolddevil7013]

1:03 please someone comment on this

[@AsianSwagMstr]

1:33 holy fucking shit the absolute nerve i never fucking knew it was her dad tiktok is simply horrendous

[@swagman6966]

can someone explain the first one? i have no idea what it is

[@Shadierspider5e]

8:23 ok I've seen this meme in every god damn meme video I've seen today who the fucking hell is she

[@BloodyBrilliant]

Belle Delphine

[@CrazYTactiC]

Liked!!! Part of me wanna see shrek tho

[@cllncl]

Where can I watch the full thing of 0:06

[@fightingoffmydemons]

isn’t it just an image

[@BloodyBrilliant]

Not on KZbin 😎

[@fightingoffmydemons]

@@BloodyBrilliant wow no way so cool nobody knew that

[@cllncl]

@@BloodyBrilliant I know 😎

[@BloodyBrilliant]

@@cllncl It's a room where adult movies are filmed (in case you didn't know already), so I can't give further info. Sorry. Take care 👍

[@WinterGamesYT]

0:07 looks like she no-clipped into the backrooms

[@alielhamadany]

I don't get it

[@Vrapsy]

wii didnt come out till 2012 huh

[@richardscathouse]

Free health care,, worth every penny. 🤭👿☠

[@HalfBakedPotatoWedges]

I like this video. It’s nice

[@yaskibidi123]

Hold up

[@coolguyfrd6036]

5:10 Multiple of these statements are incorrect. (I am an Australian) 1. Abortion is fully legal in Australia. 2. Same-sex marriage is also legal in Australia. 3. There is free/cheap healthcare in Australia. While it may cost money sometimes it is often relatively. Making people pay a small fee also makes them value it more. 4. Discrimination is illegal in Australia. Australia also has plenty of space and we are a democratic, 1st world country. The main reason I'm writing this is probably because I don't want people to start thinking that we are a horrible country to live in when in fact Australia is a fantastic country.

[@calebfuller4713]

About what I was thinking... Australia is only a few countries down the list in terms of size and has even less population than Canada, but pretty much all those other things. Except moose... but we've got kangaroos so there's that! Also better weather!

[@alicorn3924]

Yeah yeah, payed by that bullshitter in the Labor Party that keeps raising the fucking POLLUTION LEVELS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@alicorn3924]

I think I went a bit too far with that joke.

[@uoauibdhv]

@@alicorn3924 Labor Party isn't in power, I think your referring to the bullshitter in the Liberal Party.

[@slayurfr]

You forgot the Bunnings snag and the Vk commodore.

[@theleaderofthecrocodilerev4513]

Can someone explain the techno blade cake one

[@eliphas_vlka]

I dont understand too

[@fabi3790]

1:08 whats the hold up That he wrote his mother and my wife?

[@fardbirb992]

Thumbnail is just true

[@fightingoffmydemons]

WHAT IS THE JOKE

[@mattatuckmanful]

Its from a porno about bangen the security dude to make the charges go away.. hahaha

[@CoreyCanuck]

What is the background song

[@fightingoffmydemons]

don’t get the joke in the thumbnail can someone explain

[@williammora2616]

Wheres the thumbnail from

[@fightingoffmydemons]

i don’t get the joke either

[@mattatuckmanful]

A bunch of vids on PH where the chick does what she has to so the security guard doesn’t call the police… shes willing to do what it takes..

[@fightingoffmydemons]

@@mattatuckmanful why does everyone know this stuff? y’all weird asf watching porn and shit

[@HexabyteSupreme]

Thumbnail sus

[@RushOnLife-g1p]

2:08 me thinking what makes her 60cm short and then *realises me:ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh......i get it.ok..ok..

[@monkebrainedfish3130]

Hol' Up

[@DanialDEcool]

0:27 k think I think this is why you shouldn’t get married to somebody like this

[@justnoticeme3459]

If I ever get suicidal I have made my self 2 promises. Hopefully it never gets to this but if I go through with it I am not going out like a little bitch I'm going out like a samurai. And second I'm going to try to be like John wick and take someone big down. Also love 6:16

[@blackvauldinaut7237]

Her who is 163 cm without heels Me who is 170 cm without anything on my feet

[@hobbybastard2018]

My grandpa who is 150 cm because he has no feet

[@blackvauldinaut7237]

Cool cool

[@ckc9913studios]

I understand where that thumbnail is headed, but not the context behind it.

[@mattatuckmanful]

Hahaha jus watched that one on PH

[@alexman8742]

16:13 actually the true happiness come's frome what Make You really happy, in this cause drug's for that guy,and of course the happiness come accepting Your self And that's why i hate my self, but after that i remember that exeist full auto weapon's

[@SunflowerWasHere]

Nice

[@forizoni399]

Just tell me from where is the girl from the tumbnail

[@emberhydra]

5:31 correct now please shot me

[@peacelovetennis10]

8:24 who is that?

[@BloodyBrilliant]

Belle Delphine

[@Domo23_]

Ok so I know nothing about the techno blade thing. Could someone explain lol.