Trying to Get a 22 Year Old Virgin Laid with Coke and Ciroc

[@Jaden-mx6wz]

“Smoke blunts in his living room and play zombies... just the classic chill environment” have not heard a more factual statement in my life

[@carltextor8184]

big nostalgia

[@Romizzler]

Had a few homies like that stopped kicking it with them this guy made me regret it

[@harley9290]

@@carltextor8184 N K 0 N. 0 0 Ok 0 ok 0 0 0. Ok 0 Ono Oooo 0 Ono 0 Ooo K. 0 N. 0 0 0 0 Ok 0 N. 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 On 0. M No K N K. N. N 0 0 0 0 N N N N On n 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 B 0 0 0 0 H 0 0. Ok K. Ko N N. N N. N N ok N n ok k. 0 0 N N. K K N n 0 N Ok n 0 N 0 N 0 0 N K. On n k N On N K 0 0 0 koooo 0 0 0 0 K N 0 0 N 0 0 Ooo N 0 N N N N N N 0 N Ooo N K 0 N N K 0 mkooooooooooo 0 0 0 0. 0 0 N 0 0 K. Ooooooooooookoo 0 N 0 N 0 0 N 0 N N N n N N. 0 Mokooo Okooooo K 0 N Moo Oookoo Oooooo 0 N N. N 0 0 0 N N N k. 0 ooo Ooooooooooookooo N N 0 Ono 0 K 0 K 0 0 Oookooookoooooo 0 Oo K N. 0 0 Oooonoooookooooooooo N 0 n 0 oooooomoooooko Oooooo Oo 0 Oooookm Can M lot iiioiioiioioiioooiiiioioiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiioiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiioiiioiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiioiiioioiioioiioiiiioioioiioiioiooiooooiooooiooooooooioooooooooooooooiooooooiooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo but I’m I don’t want too big of people people that aren’t in a good way or not but but it’s it’s ooooooo and andouille so I’ll do lol I’m ion them them too so I’m not goingoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolooooooooooolooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooloooo poop song u

[@carltextor8184]

@@harley9290 what the kentucky fried fuck XD

[@jaredbond68]

There is nothing "chill" about playing zombies.

[@johnmillar3469]

F for bill. We gonna need an update on him.

[@Vector-li9gz]

Word I dont want Goblin to give up on Bill just yet. That would make a fuckin baller story time series about all the different shit they tried like 40 year virgin.

[@alexhendricks8566]

John Millar f

[@krueger5804]

F

[@ralivurodriy9655]

He gay 😂😭

[@krueger5804]

@@ralivurodriy9655 😂😂 Plot twist : Bill wants goblin

[@DT-hk8gj]

It’s a crime this man doesn’t have atleast 500k top tier story telling content

[@seanjohnson2376]

And he doesnt cap

[@devitus781]

Ikr..

[@joelmoya1383]

Austin Halcion who can just lie for 26 minutes straight about trying to get a 22 year old virgin laid

[@mattstern4044]

@Austin Halcion I dont it with the amount of details in thrown.

[@DT-hk8gj]

Austin Halcion and yet u believe lunas 5 minutes 0 detail stories. Goblin literally mentions kevin who watches all his story videos so how could he be capping

[@---vj2de]

longest goblin vid ever, you know they’ll write this in the history books cause this ones about to be a *banger*

[@cmz_cxep7895]

A hoot and a holler if you will.

[@yungronny3944]

a Banga classic

[@CV-cq4of]

Dude I’m high i didn’t even realize

[@factoryfinish]

an absolute banger if you will

[@uncletapeworm9107]

If you're not vomiting you're either not having a good time or you don't have a crippling addiction Felt that honestly

[@ThaGVPSon]

lmao right! And im defintely in the second category lolol

[@Owl__-py2qo]

Sameeeee

[@G-spookyk4zs]

That or your tolerance is through the roof

[@ScriptedLinks]

@@ThaGVPSon 100% second category lol

[@kevinvaldez3946]

@@tylerthegamingkid9056 fucked up 😂

[@michaelperez7700]

normal people: we had sum good food goblin: everyone had to seem to have a good enjoyable meal experience

[@jonashorn8354]

hahahahahah fr bro 😂😂😂

[@asidom9706]

Goblin: "white ladies like coke bro" my brain: "ay write that down, write that down!"

[@Speedster189]

Are u kidding me I’ve ever seen a white girl not accept some coke . It’s a white girl thing lol

[@roberthorry621]

@@Speedster189 white ladies love white girl you stooge

[@tannertracy3054]

its a fucking fact i laughed so hard

[@ExtendedRelease]

The starbuck/investigation joke was hilarious

[@Sniperboy5551]

If you don’t already know that, you must been living under a rock lmao

[@AM-le5qe]

Im so high when he said “ I tipped my hat” i thought of monopoly man hat

[@ThaGVPSon]

m'lady lmao

[@reeceschrock396]

Goblin Ganja Goggles

[@manny9229]

He said his friend tipped his hat, not him lmao u high high

[@woldydalo2343]

Manny 🤣🤣🤣🤦🏿‍♂️

[@robbieloos7067]

bro is zooted he called a top hat a monopoly man hat 🤣

[@ParasiteXSnuff]

Sounds like severe social anxiety.. I was the same way. Good around friends and it's all fun and games until a girl(s) show up and you just don't know what to do. Not just that, you're afraid to say anything that will make you look stupid or you're afraid that they'll judge you. Don't expect many to understand that don't have it because that's the case 9 times out of 10 but it's real and it's sucks. Support him and let him know you'll respect his boundaries while trying to help at his own pace. He'll find someone on his own, we always do.

[@noodles8433]

Yeah, I'm the same way and it sucks. Especially when I wonder why I can't be like anyone else, it sucks that people just can't understand how it feels. :/

[@SFCityKids]

Man I been dealing with this all my damn life reason why I havent had a gf since Freshman year of HS and im now 25. But im starting to change tho once I got a good job and bought a nice BMW. Not saying materialism is a way to fix social anxiety but saying it didnt help for me is wrong.

[@hourplastic4546]

Yeah I could never do it at a party had to go to the online route

[@nygeltzib8905]

Boi

[@pm69669]

Noodles when I was like 10 I was like that but u literally jus have to go out more an talk more it’s like anything more u do it better u get

[@Ananonnn12]

Haven’t seen the vid already a banger

[@firsttofi8471]

Haiden Stidam havent even hopped on youtube yet but this shit already banging

[@ginseng2332]

Phones been dead screen is more cracked up than me and can already tell AH BANGER

[@Gregory-ud6zq]

Haiden Stidam you’re right

[@ti-ti.]

the universe doesn't exist and dinosaurs aren't even atoms yet.

[@Chazzs]

a hoot and a holler if you will

[@ashes2ashton490]

$10 says that emma was wearing the shirt that says "why be racist sexist or homophobic when you can just be quiet?"

[@johnlemon8689]

killmekylie I want that shirt

[@juliennizan3129]

I was thinking a coexist shirt

[@implosion1476]

@@johnlemon8689 and I want the shirt that says "Il say whatever the fuck I want!"

[@emadeit704]

@@implosion1476 no one cares g

[@redrainer]

​@@implosion1476 yeah mate you have the right to say whatever you want, just like you have the right to the repercussions of what you said. And if it's some dumb stupid shit, then like please shut the fuck up

[@mikhailsilaev9311]

Drinking game: take a shot every time goblin says "ay"

[@ti-ti.]

Mikhail Silaev u tryna kill me?

[@ryanking8939]

Mikhail Silaev that’s called alcohol poisoning fam

[@HurtenAlbertan]

Ryan King you just can’t hang

[@1bbbb224]

Drunk

[@user-np2xl4qk4w]

Bro this feels like targetted assassination fr.

[@AlfonsoCasasOropeza]

Longest video ever, YES a classic

[@ketamine-consumer5185]

Alfie ur comment is older then the video

[@4.6slidez]

On god

[@billisntcool8373]

A tru hoot n’ a holler

[@joemybro9104]

A true banger if you will

[@clipvault9405]

You payed for her flight? GOBLIN DONT LET US CATCH YOU SIMPIN

[@Suspectd]

If I’m banging a model I’m paying for her flight not her feet pics chill

[@laddttt6808]

Chris Stryker you the one that needs to chill.

[@Suspectd]

Ladd Ttt ?

[@ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy4443]

RandomizedClips goblin gone stay buying flights while you stay buying the onlyfans 🤦🏿‍♂️

[@laddttt6808]

Chris Stryker I guess you didn’t get it.

[@machineelf3890]

bill sounds like he needs some molly real quick so he can at least talk

[@___412]

It’s funny bc I used to literally be bill until started blowing like .4s of molly then my ass gave no fucks and finally got laid. But I can literally relate to this bill dude tho. Like it’s anxiety bro fr. It sounds pussy but social anxiety a real thing especially for a virgin around girls. And weed just makes it ten times worse

[@machineelf3890]

@@___412 mmm fax

[@josejones6276]

😩fax

[@Cthomps20]

Or some xanax😂

[@slam1385]

Zircon same for me. i fucking hate it

[@MOcica-iy3we]

ur gooddamn right, this WAS ahoot and a holler

[@123Peopl]

This aint breaking bad

[@chrisb6095]

a true banger if u will

[@bigcoochieboi3751]

THE mighty KING gigity

[@jacob9110]

I’m introverted af. I understand Bills struggle😂

[@ThugNuts44]

Lol still a virgin?

[@Noodlehead03Real]

Goblin messes up: “idk I’m stoned dude”

[@crim8439]

Goblin needs a movie deal on his life story, Carson should be auditioned for the role solely out of sheer resemblance

[@MaxxBowman8]

Vasko Haq lmaooo

[@williambalfour2181]

bro 🤣🤣🤣

[@Dudeontheinternet45]

This comment didn't age well lol

[@ScottishKenneth]

@@Dudeontheinternet45 how what has happened lol o just found this channel

[@aydenolsen1216]

Kevin is the kind of guy I'd love to chill with.

[@MrKlucas25]

[@eduardobroekman]

@@MrKlucas25 wait that's you fr?

[@retroisaac2x69]

Edu Broekman wym? he famous or sum

[@tommyflynn4186]

@@eduardobroekman yea i think it is

[@johnkoch5389]

*Sees guy named Kyle comment* (stoners react) hey is that really KEVIN! 🤔😂

[@Smokeyjoedamanedamythdalegend]

I relate to bill hard, I’m terrible around people in general let alone a girl I like. The main thing that gave me enough confidence to get laid was alcohol and/or Xanax. I don’t recommend Xanax because it’s addictive but it got me laid a few times.

[@glizzygobbler1]

Bars making me act completely different hahah

[@jj.2times]

@@glizzygobbler1 how much is a good amt to take for a first time user?

[@shanecorr1694]

@@jj.2times 1 or 2mgs

[@Itsnotlookingoodbrav]

@@jj.2times don’t, it’s not worth it😂😂 just go to the gym for long enough and feel yourself get better physically in mentally

[@implosion1476]

@@jj.2times no more than 1mg for your first few times That's half a bar

[@Hunter_Kennedy1]

"U look at her and ur like oh fuck, gun control" has to be the funniest and best way to describe that😂

[@andrewn.2368]

Just imagine if goblin animated his videos

[@caedensingh2879]

Man I honestly knew from the start that this channel was gonna explode, you've always just been so great at story telling. Not gonna lie even huge youtubers who try to do the same thing (Luna) irritate the fuck outta me.

[@finexity5054]

Yea lunas a bitch goblins the man

[@r1r226]

I was laughing so hard when he said she would scream at us through the camera😂😂☠

[@jdjr2870]

The story time when bill finally losses his virginity will be one for the ages

[@iicookiez]

Bill & Tim Need To Fight In The Gulag For Emma

[@00piumSora999]

Lmaooooo

[@kian4974]

Nah bill to scared

[@Noname-ut1ye]

If you're gonna fight for a woman of all things, then your ass definitely belongs in a gulag.

[@iicookiez]

No name Take A Joke My Guy 🥱

[@kian4974]

@@iicookiez what?

[@dwsncw]

“It was like a boomer in left for dead” LMFAO

[@RobinXlone]

YOU PAID FOR HER FLIGHT? NO GOBLIN NOOOOOO!! I never thought we would lose you to the simps!

[@x0q4]

Robin stop being a child bro

[@jarntheman3733]

Robin Mal.??? Just a guess

[@ThaGVPSon]

what does simps mean???

[@EternalNico1]

stfu he getting pussy 🤦‍♂️

[@manny9229]

@@EternalNico1 Going by his story, it doesn't sound like he got pussy but I would do the same if i knew some hot chick would come over nd it'd be a good chance at fucking lmao

[@A1-_-]

i need a goblin in my life..

[@ginseng2332]

I’ve lost all my goblins. Ur hella right if everyone has a goblin things would b so lit. Dude genuinely is there to help and Seems like the chillest nigga..I’d love to have goblin hmu probs straight nostalgia

[@nov1019]

i’m billy around these types of situations where there are women around and all your friends try to get you to interact and get the vibes up but myself like billy i just shut down completely and forfeit trying to talk a girl. it happens boys.

[@EricBrado]

What’s an extra door knob gunna do when the whole door gets kicked down😂😂😂

[@asidom9706]

bruh I was thinking the same thing. nevertheless that had me laughing hard.

[@Beezlay]

“ bill tweaked hard “ 💀 I’m weakkkkkkk

[@ethanwagener8777]

“You look at her shirt and your like, oh fuck gun control”-goblin 2020

[@anantimelrifle7769]

6:50 Goblin gets 4 chest shots and 2 lower body with a green AK, decents, only breaks the shield at the 6th shot. Died to someone who shot twice breaking the shield and 2 more times killing him all before hitting the ground. This is why warzone sucks.

[@laussethecat]

Sounds like you're just bad at the game bro

[@mclovin9391]

Facts bro, Facts

[@yungbricky9367]

@@laussethecat Sounds like you dont play Warzone Bro

[@laussethecat]

@@yungbricky9367 I've already had a warzone victory bro no 🧢 you just gotta be good at the game

[@yungbricky9367]

@@laussethecat Me too, but its still unrealistic af

[@travisbenck9536]

Another goblin mystery will bill ever get laid? maybe when old folk gets his check

[@Arex0402]

Travis Benck old folk been waiting for that check for years man but you know he’s still good for that one gram

[@nysaniaofficial1841]

You feel like you’re hanging out with goblin when you’re watching his videos

[@AtibaVV]

Bill probably depressed or something in his past happened to him to make interactions with women uncomfortable

[@nickurrutia6643]

“I gotta get over there” I’m literally dead

[@iReadFiction]

Holy shit Bill sounds like me 100%. The amount of times I've been at a function after getting told there would be girls and then did nothing all night is my attitude. Its no wonder why I never get invited now

[@one7deep7savage7]

Sometimes those girls are annoying asf and you wish you didnt go anyways lol

[@elliotcooley2141]

top tip just talk to them like the guys, chat abt interests or just start with 'this blunt is fireee right? you want to grab a shot' once youre through getting into a conversation its easy peasy

[@Crisp_Crow]

@@elliotcooley2141 Easy for you to say

[@KrazyEngima]

My high ass was like “ew, Coca Cola and ciroq?!” And immediately realized I’m stupid

[@leegreen5048]

Shout out to Bill getting laid. Gob confirmed it on a Live stream

[@MrSweet-hu8ph]

“If you think it’s Starbucks that’s cap it’s coke you just haven’t ventured enough yet”😂😂😂 that’s a wrap

[@petergevurtz7933]

you should’ve known, if the model is pretty then she shouldn’t bring her best friend, cos I ain’t neva seen two pretty best friends

[@orlandobonner1034]

So much effort

[@quintin1904]

By far the best story you've ever told, dying the whole way through LMAO

[@worldFamousPitbull]

I love you bro

[@Kooliojg]

RIP Ashton Long

[@whymtsw]

“At this point he’s gotta be choosing it” had me dying

[@Daniel-rg5kb]

Dude Goblin always has the most ratchet stories and I'm all for it 😂

[@aggerum8829]

Bro Kevin seems like the guy id hang with for sure

[@MrKlucas25]

[@lugnut6952]

Take a shot every time Goblin says “right”.

[@alias_tyler5046]

One of the funniest videos i’ve seen ina while. Goblin you should rly make this weekend a series

[@tr1cky3]

i wanna see where bill is today

[@jamesbestflooring7922]

First time ever tuning in and listening to you Goblin and I can honestly say that I fuck with it. I think that most of us guys had a homeboy like that. I had friend that I knew since elementary that was my best friend growing up and we would always kick it. Go to bars and strip clubs and parties but he just never had any conversation for the females. He was the homeboy that always asked “ Where the hoes at “ and when there was some around he would act shy and lame. I would even try to hype him up.

[@unruely4448]

Bro just called Hilary extremely left wing lmaoo

[@Jackaldev]

14:49 "It's like he's lagging." I'm dead 😂

[@ciiss5285]

Ok, this is definitely my favorite video of yours. A true hoot and a holler

[@bogent2039]

Best story i've heard yet holy hsit you are funny "But somehow the stars aligned" im dead

[@LightYagami-dc6cg]

Watching this while taking a poop

[@blades6351]

wipe properly you dont wanna be walking all funny when ur done

[@igod5724]

xxxtentacionboi69 stolemomscreditcardforVbucksnigga same

[@igod5724]

blades I don’t wipe

[@adamhall9233]

I God same

[@PenjaminStarfish]

Same bruh

[@tono4134]

all of goblins videos instantly make my day better

[@yalmuma8206]

Goblin : Pays for the flight Obi Wan : You were said to destroy the simps not join them, to bring balance to the genders not leave them in darkness

[@alexmd4470]

He was down bad ngl, fuck paying for the flight.

[@chevy2693]

@@alexmd4470 he was securing the bag for bill

[@andrewdeabler797]

Goblin I fucking love you bro, your stories are so fun to watch when I’m high it makes me feel so fucking awesome

[@ethanshaw4774]

It’s like he’s lagging 😂😂😂

[@jake-6015]

you keep dropping bangers litteraly like i cant name at a better youtuber at this time

[@tommybootlegger]

Sounds damn near exactly like a friend of mine. I remember one time he had a half a bottle of whiskey in him, and more than a few bowls, and I still had to push him to even practice talking to a girl. I'm a good wingman, but there's only so much a guy can do.

[@MorganSharp.02]

If he doesent want to he’s not going to

[@jab-io2po]

6:21-6:23 “He’s not like an ugly guy.. REALLY” 🤣 😂

[@letmepikachu1210]

"Get me to 17k and I'll give you top" *throws dress at goblin. * You knew what this was. A HOOT AND A HOLLER

[@enjoladas7884]

i’m so high rn i got banished to the shadow realm

[@user-hu6tn7sh4k]

How tf did people comment so early the vid wasn't even up

[@yththtz]

Dude I'm so high listening in the dark and I had to rewind the same fucking part like 3 times

[@kaylilly1760]

bill “LITTERALLY TIPPED HIS JIMMY JOHNS HAT AT THEM” 😂😂😂 IM SCREAMING

[@DiogenesUlyanov]

"The whole room lights up the moment coke was brought up.." ah yes, bringin back some good memories

[@rhetteverette2406]

I’ve literally had a friend just like Bill, just shuts off completely and didn’t try at all.

[@williambalfour2181]

I'm living vicariously through your stories 😂😂😂 I will never get to life such an awesome life

[@Blntsmk4]

“A boomer from left 4 dead”😂😂💀 dead

[@larrygee0330]

Bruh..i swear this has to be the funniest shit ever..i am in my bedroom 4 am looking at this shit.. the whole house echoed with my laughter.. thank you man I need this

[@Biggreenhat7]

Goblin so humble and selfless, i woulda seen the 2 for 1 special and been cool with that but nah he tried to make miracles

[@markschweighauser135]

Why can i identify myself with Bill to 100%?😂

[@ryanwhitford1562]

Hearing about Goblins homies makes me think of the pack of animals i run with. I have friends who are similar, Great video!

[@gyrt6373]

Quit talkin your self down man, she didn’t deserve to be you dm’s bro.

[@3vjames432]

26 min video? This is a TRUE banger. A true classic if you will

[@tylerburkhart4422]

Okay okay hear me out i love goblins gaming vids but imagine the intensity of these story time vids if they had a camera like swoozie and the shitty stick figure drawings with it, easily would be the best even though mans is already the best KZbinr out here

[@ti-ti.]

yeah or like MsPaintAnimations (another great underrated drug tuber)

[@whitebenz3795]

love watching your videos whilst i’m fucked up (yes i know drugs are bad it’s my life shush) love you goblin favorite you tuber by far!!! and the warzone content is great!! well ima get back to the vid keep up the great work!!!!!!!!! 🙏🏻🙏🏻✌🏼

[@Daswassuphomie]

Amen

[@vvsvillainn]

aye man you can lead a horse to water a million times but you can’t make him drink

[@SgtBudwhite]

Love it goblin!!! I can always rewatch your storiesss❤️❤️💪💪🌱🌱

[@SalmonTree]

Report Submitted --> Reason: "I'm in this video and I don't like it"

[@snowwolf1017]

Salmon Tree are you bill?

[@SalmonTree]

Snowwolf101 Nah nah my uh.. “mate” 🙄😳

[@MMPGAMMING]

@@SalmonTree did u get layed yet bill??

[@tylerbrah4676]

Yo what’s up bill are you gay or what do you have self esteem issues why wnot you talk to women

[@SalmonTree]

“She’s not my type bro”

[@antonydrossos5719]

If more guys had ACTUAL wingmen like our manz Goblin, guys would be doing alright.

[@justyou942]

I saw the title and started laughing

[@jovinbertoia9243]

Bill has done it, this is a win for the boys

[@hbkmicah4608]

I’m a simple man I see a goblin video and I click

[@aaronapple6150]

Best story videos and they come out so fast💯

[@maverickiwnl]

I GOT MY HUG HOMIES. WE GOT WHAT WE CAME FOR.

[@horsiedf8559]

I can tell by the title and how long the video is this is abt to be a banger🕺

[@TheRuCuber]

"its like hes lagging" im dead LOOOOOOL

[@NoodlePastie]

2:19 lhh my name is sam and I may or may not be a virgin 👀 that shit got me 😂 lol at the desc. "No shame if you are a virgin" absolutely not! ❤ you gobby...

[@trentheintz4415]

last time i was this early Einstein wrote the bible

[@classicjabronie9573]

“coked up gullets”😭😭 u gotta put that on a t shirt

[@notjoelgraham8562]

Please include a huge disclaimer on the dangers of cocaine and alcohol, me and my friends used to do it a lot and one of them almost died because he drank too much since he couldn't feel that he was drunk :O (still fun though not gonna lie hehehe)

[@chevy2693]

are you promoting this or nah? don't say it's dangerous then say "it's fun tho"

[@ryanreviews1741]

:O

[@StonerHAX420]

Awesome! Stories like XCodeh!

[@CAMO9033]

i would luv to smoke with goblin that would b a tru hoot and holler

[@novasnotvibing]

That shit came out with KINETIC ENERGY