TRYING TO GET INTO A VIRTUAL NIGHTCLUB FOR 6 HOURS

[@LifeHatesAdri]

Ally: *exists* Sven: Move

[@FathiaRezqy]

Lmao best comment!

[@briannacruz8243]

LifeHatesAdri thank u for making videos I love u

[@briannacruz8243]

LifeHatesAdri oh sorry, I completely accidentally made this reply I am so sorry

[@mariahhenderson1470]

O

[@mariahhenderson1470]

I hadn't watch the video, now I feel dumb

[@victoriahall1404]

Sven's "Not today" has the same energy as "Sorry, the ice cream machine is broken"

[@emmanuelaadebisi5743]

AAAAAAA 😂

[@Elienaisuper2]

And in both you respond "understandable have a nice day"

[@femmeenfeu3770]

One day, Ally is gonna walk by some German dude saying "not today" and is gonna have Nam flashbacks.

[@philkunz2720]

That can be easily arranged 😂

[@humantk6063]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/laHQl3uqp8SVedE

[@JustNatax3]

H E U T N I C H T

[@til9518]

Human thank you so much!!

[@friendofstars]

@@JustNatax3 Ich liebe es, dass überall, wo irgendwo was mit German steht, ein Deutsche/r auf Deutsch kommentiert.😂

[@Antonio-rh3kv]

Definition of insanity: doing something over and over again and expecting a different outcome. Ally:

[@alliexcx5576]

replied

[@Antonio-rh3kv]

holy fucking shit 2.2 k likes and a like from ally, i have been recognized by the lesbian god

[@kikopaws9663]

Her random laughter outbursts when she got in... It sacred me XD

[@justacursedimagewithintern7235]

Also also also also replied.

[@kayceemanuel5361]

Ally: breathes Sven: sorry we're full tonight

[@pentabump]

Why are there no replies yet:| The comment has 3.1k likes

[@carlsenkel1141]

Frazzle you destroyed it

[@annaianna4173]

"I can't be casual and German at the same time" Me, a german: Same girl, same

[@Louisanhe]

relatable

[@tristan4202]

Passiert

[@ams.003]

HALT STOOP! Das hat alles seinen Platz😂😌

[@saphiralyanne7335]

Same here😅

[@GumnyVader]

She should write a song about Swen, since he's hurt her more than all her ex's combined

[@nabszains]

lmaoo

[@cameronfacchin-young517]

This needs more likes so she can see this 😂😂

[@stingraykitten1796]

😂

[@BradySpector]

Her songs sre fire i need this to hsppen

[@TonioPanzer]

Sven *

[@yumihisu]

sven: *shakes his head* ally: *gets up furiously* sven: “move” ally: “😳move? move where? oh. out of the line💔”

[@katel5730]

Ally’s sweater: virgin for life Me: 😭PureFlix changes people

[@StevieMcKenna10]

She has been *renewed*

[@linguiniperuano]

Ally is holly now xD

[@frostyskeletons8950]

Merry Christmas. Amen 🙏

[@abigailg7790]

whenever i feel like i'm struggling in quarantine i just think about how ally is definitely doing worse

[@chelister27]

This was probably the only time a lesbian has worked so hard to get a man's attention 😂

[@mariahhenderson1470]

Lmao

[@crunchy1414]

bruhhhhhh 😂😅

[@amolove24]

OMG 😂😂

[@melicaban4606]

Omg lol

[@nabszains]

lmfaooo

[@user-es7ui5mc1m]

Some actual tips for anyone who cares from a German who has friends in Berlin that go there pretty regularly and get in most of the time: The German was a great approach, you don't necessarily have to know German but a few phrases show you made an effort, it's still a local club for people who love the music, they don't seem to be totally on board with the international hype around it rn (in the sense that people want to get in just to say they got in), definitely no loud touristy English while in line Do not use your phone while in line. There is a strict no photo/video rule inside and if you're taking hundreds of selfies while in line, they'll think you won't respect that rule. Wear something comfy, they want you to stay for hours and dance. Definitely no heels Know the DJs, it's still a club, you're supposed to be there for the music. Be chill but not so chill that you seem uninterested, people say monotone/uninterested but I've been told it's a bit more than that (but also, still chill if that makes sense) Also, getting rejected happens. I know people who have gotten in numerous times and then other times they didn't. Anyone who genuinely cares and wants a bigger chance (after covid obviously): either try getting in very late saturday night or very early sunday morning

[@vraisairs9201]

That all makes sense, but dude... Sunday morning?

[@hurricaneb6243]

@@vraisairs9201 Yes, Sunday morning. Choir boys don't just let any loser in the house of the Lord. Our local Priest spits fire tho.

[@johnr797]

@@hurricaneb6243 degenerate

[@marypixie]

@@vraisairs9201 you should see the line for berghain at 6 am. it's insane.

[@ImpetuousPorkus]

Vraisairs I choked when I read Sunday morning. Ya girl nursing a hangover Sunday morning and not trying to get into a club, but rather a nice warm bed LOL.

[@Ava-fn9hl]

Why was I about to cry when they let her in, quarantine really be hittin‘

[@larrynoelle-8950]

I'm not really quarantined but I felt the same way 😂

[@alaina6887]

Sven: are you drunk? Ally: yeah. Sven: ............okay, come in ( 17:03 )

[@gabrielladuarte8422]

What tine

[@joseys26]

I never thought this would happen but when it did I had to go back to this comment to see her reaction again 😂😂😂

[@hirra2797]

Ally: does absolutely everything Sven: move Ally: does nothing Sven: ok,come in

[@uniqueDaji]

That's the key to get into Berghain! Don't show a single emotion. What you're excited to go dancing? MOVE we are too cool for emotions here.

[@opheliavallee7585]

Didnt she say yes to the "are you drunk?" Question

[@seraphinaramsey7188]

"welcome to Berghain Trainer " has the same energy as "the fitnessgram pacer test"

[@yourmothet4757]

Seraphina Ramsey haha yeah

[@hayleybrooks93]

this is an episode of black mirror.

[@magnificentmaddie5852]

Yes

[@phoenix-greyson2203]

Magnificent, Maddie oh god. The cult is on ya as well.

[@mariahmanzi5679]

Saw this video thought i give this simulation a try, now i fully understand why shes so pissed at Sven lmao

[@hello1749]

Why does he always say no

[@indy-windy]

@Emily Moyle its called berghaintrainer & yeah its free

[@Ramona-oq3qx]

"I can't be casual and German at the same time" I'm from Germany and believe me, no one can.

[@luisaw1307]

Same xD

[@remlezar9397]

Lmao I hear my cousin try to say DANKA all cute. Never works.

[@just_Moss]

I can... am i a superhuman or something?

[@xyz2529]

Just Sonja auf jeden Fall😂

[@icarus._]

why are those germans everywhere? ich denke einmal, dass ich was gefunden habe das sonst keiner in deutschland kennt und dann kommen diese doofen deutsche kommentare xD

[@sofiavalentin9157]

This strangely felt like an episode of Black Mirror.

[@Heyhowdyhi]

“Trying to get into a nightclub for 6 hours” “On accident” Ah yes I often do things for 6 hours on accident

[@bee-ke9ek]

Abby Shack accidents don’t just happen accidentally

[@coramarie619]

once i spent 4 hours doing buzzfeed quizzes....

[@thiaguinhogameplays]

It is called autism.

[@issumusi]

@@thiaguinhogameplays Eye-

[@procrastinartist2825]

aka procrastination

[@chloeedwards415]

The difference between 1:27 and 14:36 is HARROWING.

[@bethanynjoroge1464]

Are we just going to ignore the fact that her hoodie is written"virgin 4 life”

[@pgakt]

@Miss scarlet inStudy Shes..... gay? She doesnt have a boyfriend?

[@fernweatherfriend]

puppie she means like back in high school, before she figured her sexuality out

[@aliciacastro4499]

respect the drip bruh

[@kyndalh4608]

No wonder she didn’t get in.

[@Raccoon_Chic]

Maybe Pureflix sent it to her

[@farismallah5740]

By the end it feels like she’s in a crumbling marriage with Sven, they know everything about each other like they are married but they hate each other

[@beawantstea]

Only Ally Hills would make a whole video of herself getting mad at a virtual Sven

[@ellylefeaux7523]

팬구 Pengu facts

[@sres0]

It's why we love her

[@mariahhenderson1470]

@@sres0 preach

[@beawantstea]

@HonestlyTho1503 yep it is

[@alexanderaugustus]

I do respect that Sven remains so composed for almost six hours while Ally tries to get in

[@valeriamontemayor7485]

DM Sven and tell him "Sorry, not today."

[@AlfordTj]

Lmao

[@cookietheecreator]

Tip: You have to look uninterested and answer the last question like it offended you or something in a bored tone. I did it and it worked for me idk if it will work for anyone else:)

[@Squiggles..]

Ya that's what I did two, I acted like I don't really care and I got in

[@emmango03]

I haven't done it but I just guessed from the emotions at the top that you should be as deadpan/bored as possible

[@le_petit_lutin]

I just tried to be straight-faced and answer the questions honestly in a monotone voice, in German if possible

[@sadiet3342]

what’s the website called

[@le_petit_lutin]

@@sadiet3342 just search for the berghain trainer

[@nachovelez8903]

This video should be called Ally hating on Sven for 18 minutes

[@Azrazel_qwp]

Or Sven hating on Ally

[@TheMistressMisery]

6 hrs*

[@Filoilem]

btw that's not even Sven, google Sven Marquardt, a whole different level

[@danacohen5704]

I'm just impressed by how many looks Ally can rock in this video tbh

[@stinky6521]

haha they’re simple but fit her esp 11:50

[@MegaPandaGirl187]

This video has crowded DMV vibes

[@alexorr5772]

This should've been titled "Getting PTSD from Sven the virtual bouncer"

[@trocy3174]

Ally doesn’t post in a month, ally spends 6 hours for an “okay, come in”

[@IDJEGOI]

Sven: "Wer spielt heute?" Ally tryning to get into a TECHNO-Club: "My favourite band"

[@spaceheroes2]

Ally is the most patient person ever

[@charliethemanicbean815]

I wanna tag @Stevie in this😂

[@paigeofthebook]

that's a strange way to spell stubborn

[@spaceheroes2]

@@paigeofthebook Lol accurate

[@gabym9101]

Kirstin Laura why? that would be kind of awkward

[@charliethemanicbean815]

@@gabym9101 they literally made a video titled kissing my ex.. I doubt stevie would see the sarcastic comment that Ally is patient would make her awkward. They're still friends i think

[@heesoss]

Ally try this. "when he asks you why are you here?" say. "I'm here to see Ben klock today." but in German it's easy to pronounce. when he asks "who is playing" say Ben Klock or say Monika Kruse or any other popular german dj. i got in using these 3 times..... out of 12

[@AC8X]

I mean, branding yourself as a "VIRGIN 4 LIFE" is probably not the most effective way to get into an exclusive nightclub lol

[@pavladavlas]

Nobody: Not a single soul: Literally no person on Earth: Ally: *ICH BIN SPINNING.* Sven: Sorry, schon voll heute.

[@PeachHeadzAddiction]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@linguiniperuano]

It was 13:14, just so y'all never lose it xD

[@larrynoelle-8950]

Was soll das überhaupt heißen? 😂😂

[@pavladavlas]

Larry Noelle - 라라 wahrscheinlich “Ich lege heute auf,” nur halt buchstäblich aus dem Englischen übersetzt. 😂

[@larrynoelle-8950]

@@pavladavlas ja ich hab's dann später auch noch gemerkt 😂 aber danke :)

[@georgiatheginger7854]

ally is gunna go to germany and see sven at the night club and just roundhouse his ass

[@imprisoned.marionette]

Yesyesyesyes hahahaha

[@bananabob4567]

This is the greatest video I’ve ever seen. Sorry to every other video on the planet... you’ve been dethroned.

[@realhuman3612]

No one: Not a single human being ever: Ally: *verbally abusing an virtual bouncer * why doesn't he like me???

[@nicoleeee6741]

the “i don’t think those exist” when he asked about drugs took me🤣🤣🤣

[@AliensNoHumansAllowe]

Fun fact: this answer doesn't really work as Sven actually asks "Did you take anything?" instead of "Did you take any drugs?". (Yes, they kinda imply the same, but still...)

[@kcmariecoster9391]

Ally is the only thing keeping me sort of sane throughout all of this

[@natalievildova1114]

but who will keep ally sane?

[@rubyhockley1346]

Natálie Vildová the voices in her head

[@granttiss]

@@natalievildova1114 pureflix

[@stefbawalan8765]

Honestly tho.

[@amberh2332]

Just 18 mins of ally goin "NO YOU!" To a virtual german

[@larrynoelle-8950]

A virtual German 😂😂

[@giadafabbris7631]

Did I just spent 18 minutes and 15 seconds of my life watching Ally insulting a virtual bouncer? Yes. Do I regret it? Absolutely not.

[@bollywoodmamamoo4625]

"What do we say to the God of death?" Sven: Not today

[@JuMixBoox]

Sorry, passt heut nich. Vielleicht ein andern Mal.

[@daisycanales761]

I almost died wen she went into her cowboy persona. “i DaNg ToOtIn aM” like how far did u expect to go😂

[@rodrigohaytzmann3276]

“Hard not to look sad when I’m... SO SAD” that’s a mooooood

[@juliavecchio13]

Sven: Where are you coming from? Ally: A place of love, dude. That was great, how could he not let her in.

[@-Roos97-]

The first couple of times I didn't get in, but then I answered all questions very seriously without laughing. Then i got in 3 times in a row even when answering the questions in a made up language haha

[@jeremycoleman2736]

Sven: Are you alone? Me: Yes! Sven: Sorry, not today.

[@connormckee4431]

Sven wants to keep you company

[@JeraSky]

i would also love to point out the irony of 0:23 "what if we relaxed" and then you shoot what i can only guess is the most stressful video you have ever made, yet also teaching people to keep going and you'll eventually get there if you persevere. or i'm just reading way too much into this because i am also now procrastinating.... okay... yeah. i know it was a lot but i do appreciate the fact that you did keep going til you got in because that moment was satisfying af. 😂😂😁👍😂

[@nachovelez8903]

No one: Ally: ... Sven: not today

[@josemello9435]

I love how numb she’s become towards the end of the video. THAT’S how you get into this club: try day after day after day until one day, Sven himself sees how done you are with pretty much life in general, he lets you in. The club is full of zombies!

[@taylorgross8629]

Nobody: Ally: Trying to get into a virtual nightclub for 6 hours

[@lisascott7839]

This should be the new trending challenge. People would lose their minds.

[@fivepercent999]

“My favorite band, duh. Please let me in I’m so sorry...” its shit like that that has me crying with laughter I swear

[@ToneBreistrand]

"Sven. I've literally never heard that name in my life." DID YOU NOT WATCH FROZEN

[@franciscojcsa6127]

Berghain is Incredibly funny in concept, there's a Store that literally sells the clothes that Sven likes

[@waiv8166]

Can’t believe I just watched this woman get rejected for 18 minutes straight lmao

[@samrouth4650]

the chaotic energy in this video is intense, but really the dedication is even more insane

[@atinad5400]

Ally coming on too strong for 18 minutes

[@Femrock88]

"Sven, it was me all along" that part cracked me up 😂

[@Kurovian]

This video represents all of my stress and frustration in this quarantine thing

[@JM-oi3by]

at least you know how to say "sorry, not today" in German from hearing it so many times

[@boglarkakearney3357]

i didn’t lose it until: “my neighbors must think i live with sven”

[@zerere_]

I also feel connected to sven now. I don’t like it

[@blackdiamond4049]

Guy: * speaks German* Me: * listening to the guy wondering what language he speaks * Me: * suddenly realizing that he speaks German * Me, a German: shame on me

[@marvin3997]

...wie?

[@MyMusicUtau]

Als ob

[@leaaa8522]

Bro ich dachte am Anfang der spricht Russisch oder so bevor ich genauer hingehört habe haha

[@saphiralyanne7335]

Ich war auch verwirrt haha

[@shittyinstantramen7121]

Ally: *literally doesn't do anything wrong* Sven: heut nicht

[@L0vey0urself3]

Sorry schon voll

[@kiwi5662]

komm

[@thoralgk]

sven: is this your first time? ally: nein... ich bin spinning

[@amaliarahmadhani1442]

nobody: ally: *sVEN*

[@zoemaxwell9916]

This is one of the most entertaining/annoying videos I have ever watched😂

[@thechossenone342]

Safe to say Ally doesn't give up that easy.....about 6 hours talking to a virtual bouncer and when she finally gets in that's it.........honestly never thought you'd get it but we're all proud of you

[@amanda211gonzalez]

“Where are you coming from?” “A place of love” 💀💀💀

[@midnightqueen6531]

No one: Sven: ok, come in Ally: *has a breakdown*

[@meeelo7329]

Sven: its impossible to get in Also sven: we're full tonight

[@nnyway_3987]

Ally’s opening sequence is 2020’s wait there’s more meme

[@katkatattack]

I feel like the purpose of this simulator is just to get you to release all your emotions onto Sven and tire yourself out so when you actually try to get into the club you're completely done and uncaring.

[@nachovelez8903]

The quarantine gets fun when Ally post

[@jackiewolfcin]

Video idea: how many times can i get rejected by skinny german Gus Johnson

[@idanbarrett]

The emotion. The wardrobe. The cinematography. Real talk wanna send you a coping plant. 🌵

[@thoralgk]

ally: answers the same questions in millions of different ways sven: heute nicht

[@carpediem5232]

Now fly to Germany and try to get in the real nightclub. See if you can get in in the first 100 tries ;) (when it's open again)

[@Thefuzzion115]

She already says shes literally already been lll

[@carpediem5232]

@@Thefuzzion115 Where? I might have missed it.

[@victoriagrewe1061]

@@Thefuzzion115 I think she meant she's gotten into the game before

[@Thefuzzion115]

@@victoriagrewe1061 nah I thi k she means the real berghain, if she got in the simulator tester, she would be happy with that and not try again for 6 hours to just get in, she will mean the real club and it's basically that hard to get into anyway because u have to have the right look / attitude

[@scytheassassin2201]

I've been watching u for 3 videos and counting. Been lmao for all of them. This made me laugh so much my back started to hurt 🤣😂🤣😂

[@chandlergibbs1857]

no one: ally: GAY CHAOS

[@caspergv1017]

Gayos

[@mariahhenderson1470]

@@caspergv1017 ayos

[@brightoff]

My German teacher just rolled over in her grave when you pronounced "Ich" as "Ish" which is amazing cause she ain't even dead yet.

[@breahnasommers1649]

The one dislike is from Sven. He doesn’t pass the vibe check

[@LuiBuh2010]

When she said "I'm gonna rip off my clothes" I was like "and that's exactly how you get into Berghain." 😂😂😂 you were so close

[@jovannadruuay4603]

You know this was actually 6 hours when the start of the vid was daylight and it ends with no daylight 😂😂

[@joelleadeola8461]

I know it’s quarantine and everything but like someone should check up on ally

[@clara-le3jl]

The awkward lesbian energy just radiates off of her

[@bluedogguy]

BY FAR - Seriously - BY A LOT this was the FUNNIEST VIDEO YOU'VE EVER DONE! I was rolling. So very, very funny. Well done.

[@ktmcgoogle7927]

Sven is my dad and all i want is his approval

[@chelsie2767]

KT mcgoogle not today.

[@dissxziativum]

I'm crying OMG

[@tarotwitxena]

A slow and gradual descent into madness. I felt this whole video in my soul.

[@enanarajjouh9666]

No one : Not a soul : Not even elon musk : .. . . . Ally : BuT wHaT iS tHe ReAl World If We are In a SiMuLatIon

[@kaylindoen3157]

I’m very proud of you for accommodating your goal with Sven. I’m honestly proud of you

[@leorobinson7297]

ally has now got ptsd from hearing a sven say move don’t think she will be going to germany anymore

[@marvin3997]

S a d

[@zZzsleepyyy]

Mac helped me find a new KZbinr to binge-watch :)

[@sugaredoleander409]

"should i get naked, i don't understand" sums up an alarming amount of the interactions i've had in my lifetime

[@SherianneMGrace-uv9zt]

My stomach hurts so much from dying with laughter😂 I love this so much, thank fuck for Sven finally letting you in!!

[@Heyhowdyhi]

No one: Literally no one: Not even Sven: Not even that tampon on the ground: Ally: “IM GOING TO RIP MY CLOTHES OFF”