Trying to Have a Good Time.. Ft. Zane and Heath Unfiltered || Two Hot Takes Podcast || Reddit Reads

[@A_Rickk]

Can we take a moment to recognize Morgan’s MAD reading skills??? To be able to read, process and correct at the rate of normal reading is impressive 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@LLynneM]

It IS. I’ve noticed lately that other YT Reddit narrators can’t read AND comprehend basic info - _that they’ve JUST read._ *MORGAN* can do both + (almost LOL) always has the most obv, sensible answers /judgments in the end. She’s an ACE.

[@amandaleighplans]

Morgan was the kid excited to read her paragraph aloud in class 🤪

[@Bettyangelus1210]

Ok honestly yes she NEEDS praise for this bc ive watched people who are literally glitching whole trying to read then cant comprehend what they just read

[@noprogressionisregression6854]

You are so right about that. I remember when I would read in my college classes out loud and I struggled to read and comprehend. I feel like it was more of an issue of performance and focusing so much on my reading performance as opposed to what I was reading

[@jazzenriquez9827]

I agree she's great at reading aloud, but she definitely strings info together with some assumptions at times which leads away from some main points or get convoluted. She's my favorite reddit story podcaster, so I hope her success continues, because I've definitely noticed improvements along the way!

[@TheAlipop13]

Morgan: being single at 27 is normal Me a single 27 year old: 🥹thank you

[@meredithszymanski4720]

It’s so so normal!!!

[@melaniemitchell9419]

Being single at any age is normal! A romantic relationship shouldn't be the end all, be all of life. Nor should approval from the opposite sex (or whatever sex/gender one is attracted to) I'm not saying people can't want a relationship, I just wish people knew they are already complete on their own too 💜

[@care_olineeeee]

@@melaniemitchell9419i love this comment🥹

[@Shadowrocks451]

Now I don't feel so bad at 29

[@samanthadennis7178]

Me at 32 haha

[@maggiedelnoce]

"Ooooh! Pizza Friday!" "It's Tuesday" 😂😂😂

[@cbotsalot4078]

Morgan's face when they said they wanted pizza, then that 😂 59:30

[@hannahlawrence]

MY JAW ACTUALLY DROPPED! NEVER A TRIO I THOUGHT I WOULD SEE AS I WATCH YALL RELIGIOUSLY BUT HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!

[@danaemerlo4328]

WE NEED ZANE AND HEATH BACK ASAP ALSO SPENCWHA !!

[@haleyferro2586]

She’s been making my worlds collide lately first Charlotte now Zane and Heath 🥰

[@care_olineeeee]

SAMEEEE

[@xbubbleteaaa]

I've told a guy immediately that I have a boyfriend when he wouldn't stop hitting on me. His response? "He's probably not as good looking. You can leave him for me." I got my friends to help him back off, we did some IG sleuthing and HE HAD A GIRLFRIEND. So yeah, sometimes using a relationship doesn't help when it comes to some people.

[@Kim-vt8yr]

Yeah I’m engaged and showed my ring to a guy and he said to me ‘I have a girlfriend too’ yet continued to hit on me allll night! And follow me and my friend about! Some men are creeps!!

[@karlagonzalvez4703]

Yea I feel like it rarely works.. they will keep trying and I think we've all heard the #1 line to respond with "so? You can't have friends?" 🙄🙄 smh ew

[@AleshiaMoore-ji8cl]

I’ve immediately told a guy I’m married and he asked me if I wanted a second husband 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@hojeapeteceme]

I heard "he doesn't have to know" once 😒 I used the boyfriend card after telling him no a couple of times...still didn't work

[@jaybebi]

I feel like this is a situation only women would understand. Some men can be insanely persistent and even dangerous when rejected. You never know how it'd go.

[@phoebecasey6920]

"TWO UNEDUCATED FLORIDA BOYS" had me on the floor!!!!

[@shannonmaleski693]

I just screamed WHAT. Can’t believe I got here so fast

[@lowkeyjayde8914]

ME TOO MY HUSBAND WAS LIKE "WHAT? WHAT?"

[@care_olineeeee]

SAMEEEE im late to the upload in general but once i saw just now i freaked outttt

[@Chelsea_Mom]

Certified lactation professional here- no you don’t have to pump and dump! Unless you’re so drunk you can’t take care of your baby, no actual need to waste the milk! The percentage that goes into the milk is soooooooooo small in comparison to what goes into mom. Recommendations for waiting two hours is to wait for it to entirely leave the milk which isn’t necessary due to the small amount. Still, consume responsibly and make sure you can take care of your little one ❤️

[@TwoHotTakes]

Yess I did a bit more research and they say if you’re over the legal limit it may be best to just pump and save for things like baths, etc. So cool you’re a consultant!! Thanks for sharing!!!

[@lightingmyfire]

I was always told if you can safely hold your baby you can feed them❤️

[@Chelsea_Mom]

@@TwoHotTakes The main research most people can find is very cautionary still, but it is always a great idea to use milk for baths and soaps and even ear infection/diaper rash relief!! What’s so unfortunate is that most pediatricians aren’t given lactation education, so it’s up to us who are certified to give the info! I’m glad I could help and share. Love you and all you do 🫶🏼 edited to add: I know you know how to do research from getting your doctorate and being an OT (I have a son with autism and our OT has been such a lifesaver)- just saying most people don’t know and rely on the little info that is out!

[@Chelsea_Mom]

@@lightingmyfire that’s correct!

[@BisexualBeauty]

Alcohol is poison why risk it.

[@ManifestBest]

STORY 6 - Former SW here. Myself and plenty of my coworkers have genuinely fallen in love with clients. I dated one for 7 years. Realistically heres a breakdown of how common this is in SW: - 98% of customers get fake compliments like "you're hot" etc - 30% of customers get told "I love you" but we don't mean it - 15 % of customers are genuinely attractive to SW, and we would date them had we met another way - 1-2% of customers we would potentially actually date because we like them, but we rarely voice that we'd be willing to date them for free. We may genuinely fall in love with them, if the topic is approached tastefully and we no longer exchange our time/services for money. So yes. There's a 1-2% chance she actually loves him. My guess is she THINKS she loves him as a coping mechanism. It's easier to convince yourself you love someone if you feel financially forced to have sex with them for years. She's had so many abusive relationships that this guy, who treats her well, seems like love. But in reality they don't really know each other authenticly. It may be the closest thing to love she's ever had - but it's not a healthy dynamic and it's not actually love. It could become real love one day, but it's not real when he's still paying for her time.

[@alexandraro901]

Also I feel like he doesn‘t treat her all that well to be honest… He knows she doesn‘t really want to be a SW, yet he continues to be her client. Essentially he is sleeping with her, even though he knows she doesn‘t want to sleep with him (in these circumstances). I feel like the takes were really off on this one and didn‘t consider her traumatic past at all.

[@ManifestBest]

@alexandraro901 it's such a tricky thing. Because you're right. But also if he stops hiring her, she loses 70% of her income and either becomes homeless or is forced to find new clients who may not be as safe. Ideally he'd just pay for her time and not do anything physical. Just hang out and go on dates. And if he REALLY loved her I do believe that's the right option. But it sounds like he wants to get his rocks off too. But even then, he's still paying for her time so neither can be their authentic selves. Perhaps the best solution is to help her find a new job and THEN ask her on a real date. But it's honestly so hard to find a job with so few hours that pays as much as SW. Which is why transitioning is such a challenge. I did it by starting my own online business. But sometimes I work 16 hour days and sometimes I don't make ends meet. There's just not a simple solution tbh

[@alexandraro901]

There really isn‘t! Though I just read more comments from OP on the original post and I understand the takes a lot better. Apparently she lies to him, has another regular she wants to keep seeing and doesn‘t want to commit to a real relationship with him, even though she says she loves him.

[@ladymorrigan5950]

The bj story was mind boggling. I can’t imagine continuing to do that despite the horrible odor. The bf needs to see a doctor.

[@123hotcheetos123]

Same! 🤮

[@layladavis02]

Bad smells make my nose get stuffy. It’s like my sinus’s get block with bad smells. so i literally wouldn’t even be able to. Plus I would be way too afraid to sleep with someone that’s down stairs smells because I’d instantly fear stds. So I’d tell him to see a dr or I won’t even touch it. Not risking it no matter how much I love someone.

[@cloudysunsets]

What if it’s an std? That wouldnt get better from washing Edit oh the comment mentioned yeast infection

[@andrea2634i]

Overweight people do smell tho even if thet wash before.

[@MoonMoonTM]

@@andrea2634i That's only if they have bad hygiene in general.

[@DwightPhoebe]

GIRL I was eating cheese and finishing making a loaf of sourdough bread when you read story 4 😭

[@La_Lisa08]

Noooo 💀😭

[@kdizzle1839]

I was eating dinner. I made salmon, rice and broccoli. I took a bite was listening and was like ya no thanks😂😂😂

[@hellraisincraisin]

Story #3 ummm NTA…her friend expecting people to *fly* for a baby shower?!?! That’s nuts. Most people don’t even want to fly for destination weddings…but a baby shower? Give me a break. TSA isn’t worth it. Send a gift off the registry and call it a day baby!

[@layladavis02]

Exactly I’m not even married or with any kids. But I know when that day comes I’m not expecting anything from anyone for my life goals being met. Only person that needs to be there is the father/husband. Everyone else I’ll be happy to join us but you can’t expect someone to put your day above their life. My own best friend. Even though I do expect her to be there. If she couldn’t for whatever reason I’ll understand especially if the have to FLY. Like huh?

[@pinkduckeee]

she lives far away from her i think thats why she said the friend has never flown out to see her nd she has flown out to see her multiple times. she also says she will see them at upcoming weddings suggesting they dont see each other often if thats the next times she will see her. i highly doubt its a destination baby shower

[@hellraisincraisin]

@@pinkduckeee I wasn’t implying it was a “destination baby shower” I was saying that flying in for a baby shower isn’t something people normally do, or expect others to do. I was comparing it to the sentiments felt towards destination weddings, let alone traveling for a baby shower.

[@cassievalerio3007]

Update to the last story, she didn't lose the ring. She had the ring appraised and found out it wasn't worth more. She "lost" it to confront him

[@kayegavlak7650]

WOAH WHAT

[@micahwilliams1332]

Oh, she sucks fr 😭

[@CeNedraL]

she really fumbled her bag by freaking out if the price mattered that much

[@Belianna24]

I thought this instantly!

[@rachelpauly435]

Omg I was about to stand on business for the bf getting her a fake one so “she could be carefree”. If she doesn’t know it’s fake then how would she be carefree?! He got her a fake one for his own inner peace. But also this “didn’t actually lose the ring” business is wild behavior too! 😂

[@sabyna2]

(from the 3rd story) As a 27 year old who is single, thanks Morgan. We hear so much about the big relationship milestones at this age and often forget the large majority that are like us, because we aren't acknowledged or talked about.

[@meredithszymanski4720]

Yes! I’m 35 and married but with age I learn more and more how important it is to celebrate milestones that don’t deal with relationships and babies. We are so much more than that. You got a new job you’re excited about?! Let’s celebrate! You started therapy and are feeling better about going out? Let’s fucking go out!!

[@GrungeGalactica]

Yes I’ve been single and not dating for years and people (mostly women, hate to say it) don’t know what else to talk to me about. So just talk about their own relationships etc. It’s fine for a bit, but they spend a lot of time stressing about said relationships/dating… like things don’t have to be this way honey, you know that right?

[@chickenspy1854]

Friendly warning: Maybe don't be eating during Story 4. Take it from me. lol

[@womankisserjermaluvr]

i appreciate the warning lmao

[@Galeime]

Bwahaha I’m gonna put my mangoes away for now

[@kalissaschneider2495]

I didn’t believe it would be that bad 😭😭😭😭😭😭 I regret everything 😭

[@ashsun144]

Story 2- telling a crazy creep that you have a partner doesn’t always make a difference. Example: I was at a club a few years ago, and a guy asked me if I wanted to dance. I was already dancing with a girlfriend, and said “I’m good.😊Thanks though!” He didn’t speak good English but essentially says “you’re already dancing, so just dance with me instead!” I politely respond “I have a boyfriend and am trying to have a girls night. You have a good night though!” And rather than accept it and leave me alone…the dude PUNCHED ME IN THE FUCKING FACE!!! 😬 I went down, and security was on top of him before I even hit the ground. Whenever I think about that night I pray that psychopath is behind bars.

[@itskimie]

Omg! Thanks for sharing, but jeez, I hope you’re okay!! WTH is wrong with people?! Men can be scary, and that’s why we choose the bear haha

[@Sonita888]

I always wonder what sort of childhood men that are that fragile, have had.

[@user-lz5to5ky5n]

i have a friend who was dancing with her friend as well and a Guatemalan man who didn't speak english asked her to dance. she declined bcs she has a fiance and he came back minutes later and shot her in the chest. she survived but by miracle.

[@ZedMazaus480]

Yikes! Sorry to hear that happened to you. Some people are complete psycos, and creeps that don't like to hear the word no. I hope he's behind bars too.

[@alethalocksar]

Story 3 - I can super relate to that. Even though I'm remarried now, but I don't have kids or anything - a lot of my friends always expect me to travel to them. When I ask if they want to visit me, I always get 'but it's too far'. But they always expect me to do the drive. There have been some years where I'll travel multiple weekends, and then realize not a single person would come to visit me 😭

[@Prohibited_Arts]

I literally drove 18 hours to visit my hometown and a friend of mine refused to come to my house cause it was too far and wanted me to drive to her house instead like girl what

[@cecilialimones9758]

Ugh I hate that 😢 that’s where the saying fits “if they wanted too, they would” friends like this needs to be kicked to the curb. Most of mine 😅

[@kaceykatt]

CROSSOVER I DIDNT KNOW I NEEDED

[@mewmedic]

You are all being waaaaaay to generous to the guy in story 4. Just because he showers, doesn't mean he cleaning his genitals. There are so many stories on reddit of boyfriends who's idea of cleaning themselves is using 3-in-1 products on their hair and limbs and calling it a day. It's even worse that he's circumcised. You are only going to be getting a build up like that if your not cleaning it.

[@samanthalynn6552]

yes! homie needs some antibacterial soap and a lesson in cleaning down there to get rid of the problem

[@fiasc0b0x]

He should definitely talk to his doctor to make sure it's not something more serious. Phew.

[@SocietalNoob]

but his gf said she washed him herself, and it still smelled... although long-term stink takes more than one shower to get rid of.

[@r0ckmom]

Yeah but OP said she helped him clean up herself. Sometimes there are underlying medical conditions and I think it is responsible to encourage him to get it checked out just in case

[@poop101752]

In story his partner said she also cleans his genitals and it makes no impact. Its probably a yeast infection as cleaning and being hygienic does not help or treat a yeast infection and the smell can be intense.

[@scarletonyx8507]

“Being claustrophobic in your own face” is both perfectly descriptive and such a funny thing to hear 😅 I just snorted

[@hollyjollyy]

Babe wake up, new Two Hot Takes just dropped ‼️

[@animenation2500]

The fact I actually just woke up is insane

[@saly4762]

Did she change the schedule?

[@thedisneygeek7931]

@@saly4762its because she wanted to finish tour off right and not have to worry about getting wifi and making sure it uploaded properly as it stressed her out slot flying around on tour

[@tamaramufaro]

47:32 the fact that Heath and Zane did the gestures at the EXACT same time TWICE is hilarious😂😂😭😭😭

[@marley92282]

I’m a regular nose breather who currently has a stuffed nose, and I too have never heard of it described as “being claustrophobic in your own face”… truer words have never been spoken!! 🤯

[@Meghanalyssa99]

For Story #7 with the fake ring, if this happened to me I would love him even more and be so happy he knew me so well! Lol. Great episode! Came here for Zane and Heath but might come back for your soothing voice! 😂💓❤️

[@KaylaK3002]

OH MY GOD MY TWO TOP PODCASTS COLLAB?!??? We need a Brittany Broski and a Fannita w/Spencer episode

[@zippityzoop1478]

I’d loooove an episode with Brittany omg

[@ashtonmillard4033]

no literally same

[@dntforgetosmile]

she did one with fannita already no?? i wouldn’t complain about another though

[@KaylaK3002]

@@dntforgetosmile she did, but i would like an episode with both Fannita and Spencer

[@rats_in_a_PACK]

i NEED a brittany episode!! her intelligence and humor would work so well on this format

[@Coco21212]

Story 2: This guy is exhausting. It isn't fun for her to be accosted all the time AND she has to apologize to her boyfriend instead of being able to complain to him about how annoying/frustrating it is... Thank god my partner isn't like that. I wouldn't stay with someone who makes me pay for men not respecting my boundaries.

[@SocietalNoob]

yeah, there is definitely a deeper issue here. I think his insecurities need to be addressed because it can turn so toxic.

[@kelseyw4330]

@@SocietalNoob surprised no one brought up that it was going down a controlling or toxic road

[@maggiedk]

Seriously. He sounds selfish and controlling. Especially because she was literally doing what he already wanted her to do - not telling him about it (which is crappy to begin with, she should be able to express herself to him) - but got mad at her for following the standard HE set. Changing the goal posts like that and punishing your partner for situations out of their control is a red flag for possible abuse. It's really shitty for dudes to make our discomfort with men not taking no for an answer about them and their insecurity. Sorry, us having to feel unsafe in public is more important than them worrying about how desirable their girlfriend is. If OP's boyfriend isn't able to work his issues out in therapy and stop trying to control how she reacts to being harassed, she should break up with him.

[@layladavis02]

Yeah my boyfriend is a very jealous type in the most healthy way it could be. What I’m meaning is he’ll get jealous, but never blame it on me or make me feel bad for it. A guy can simply compliment him for having a pretty girlfriend and he’ll get mad at him for making the comment. He’ll encourage me to dress up nice and if I get another guy’s attention he’ll never be upset with me. He’ll jokingly say how he hates how attractive I am. But I feel if you are a jealous type you shouldn’t make it your partners issue. Unless your partner it’s trying to make you jealous then leave them. If I were to tell him a guy flirted with me or is bothering me. Hell either handle it and make sure he stops or just roll his eyes with me at gross men.

[@elizabethrackley1972]

My partner and I are very secure in our relationship and this would be a funny story for both of us. My ex on the other hand, was just like this woman’s fiancé, it was very exhausting to deal with someone that insecure and it IS very toxic.

[@zayraherrera3215]

*a few days behind* BELLA WHERE THE HELL YOU BEEN LOCA

[@delaneykeller1389]

🐀

[@choleymoley]

Morgonics: pay pig English translation: cash cow 😂😂❤❤

[@sierrasebring5144]

A pay pig is also a thing. Just a different thing lol.

[@teamaang7915]

Interesting fact about mace; Jonny knoxville tested it alongside other police defence equipment. He said that was the most painful thing he'd ever experienced and this after he'd been tazed.

[@meghansimisterjames]

You are coming in HOT with the collabs! Also, not sure who will see this. But my husband and I met the THT cast & Chris Klemens at one of the live shows on Friday. We were the losers that missed the M&G time. I was a crying mess, but my golden retriever husband asked the sw the venue when I thought he was getting drinks and scoping the merch table for me. Well Morgan, Lauren, Justin & Chris Klemens were sweet enough to meet with us. They saw me wiping tears and insisted I wasn’t an inconvenience, that otherwise they’d just be waiting to start the show. So comments, Lauren and Morgan are somehow prettier in person?! Rude right?😂 Chris Klemens was serving looks to me it was giving cunty priest, loved it. It seems like he genuinely enjoys making people laugh. Justin has a very calming demeanor. Don’t mind the long winded comment. No one I know other than my husband watches the podcast and I needed to get it out somewhere. Thank you for a magical night in NYC🩷 Also, in the future if you have the opportunity to see THT live, DO IT. It feels like you are in a room with a bunch of friends🥺

[@TwoHotTakes]

It was so so great to meet you! I'm glad your husband went and asked. Ugh and the fact you loved the show!!! Unreal

[@bosslady88]

Can't wait to get my chance. It'll happen someday! 🤞🏻

[@meredithszymanski4720]

I love the girl who was honest to her friends about not wanting to go on the trip. We need to be more honest about this stuff. It’s so true. People are in different stages of life and it’s okay to not relate to one another sometimes. It’s sad her friends don’t try to make her feel included but it definitely happens.

[@stephjovi]

If he has give her the 100 Dollars she could've just given him an autograph. Just a unreadable signature on a peace of paper 😂

[@zippityzoop1478]

You missed the point 😂

[@piliaciego2]

😮😮 CBC. 😮 P

[@GrungeGalactica]

Pretty sure an insecure guy would take issue with however the situation went tho. It must be annoying having to politely reject guys 3-5 times a night out, every time. It’s the price he pays for having a gorgeous partner, why not swoop in from time to time and give her a break from fighting them off. Don’t make it her problem, she’s used to it & if he can’t do much to help, he should get used to it to. Is it not a compliment to be with someone who can get anyone, but choses you? Maybe he should aim lower if he can’t hack it?

[@bosslady88]

A whole minute later, and I'm still laughing about the "pick #3 my lord" crack that got slipped in there! I Love ALL the Shrek movies & can picture the scene in my head where the guy's holding up 2 fingers but shouting out his vote for princess #3! 😊😂 I had to pause the video to comment this while also finishing my case of the giggles... ❤

[@Sunem108]

First charlotte and now Zane and heath?!! You’re on a roll girl

[@sookienata]

Heath is literally racist?? In that “roast” video they literally make jokes about him being in the “kk*”

[@ms.tinygiant]

“And now they’re married!” Morgan: Yea her and Oprah 😂

[@mariamali6413]

DUDE WHAT THIS IS THE CRAZIEST CROSSOVER, literally my two favourite podcasts, i have listened every single episode

[@maggiedk]

Morgan has to stop recommending coconut oil as lube, at least without warning people about the possible negative effects 😭 it degrades condoms so it should absolutely not be used with them, and can mess with your pH balance, increasing the chance of yeast infections. And if you still choose to use it, you should REALLY do a patch test before using it as a lube to make sure it doesn't give you an allergic reaction. Recommending it without mentioning any of this can literally put people in danger (of unwanted pregnancy, STIs, allergic reactions, and infections) and I really wish that Morgan realized that as someone who studied medicine.

[@FANDBSINGERS]

Also, she recommend it for use on teeth and gums and then when pressed on it says that it’s actually super good for you and even helps whiten your teeth. Meanwhile the American Dental Association does not recommend using coconut oil for oral health, no studies confirm its teeth whitening benefits, and there is no scientific evidence that it helps treat other oral diseases.

[@maggiedk]

@@FANDBSINGERS yup! I'm a medical professional too and would hope that someone with a doctorate would at least look for reliable studies before recommending things like this on such a big platform 😬

[@oldmooneye4670]

It can also cause bv

[@thiacari]

@@FANDBSINGERS I have done oil pulling with various recommended oils. It keeps the teeth naturally white, instead of the normal gradual staining.

[@jennahale1313]

This collab is the best birthday present thank you ❤

[@TwoHotTakes]

Happy Birthday!!!

[@meredithszymanski4720]

Happy birthday!!! I hope it’s your best one yet! 🎉

[@explore_with_em_x]

Anyone else not like stories that have no updates! I always feel so unfulfilled! 😂

[@SocietalNoob]

ik! these stories are blueballing

[@meghanhenderson8417]

Especially when there IS an update but Morgan just hadn't found it by the time they recorded.

[@c_stanton]

This is one of the episodes that I wanted to scream my take bc I know something they don’t: (in reference to the forth story) if you have overlapping skin, you need to be extra thorough in DRYING the place in between the overlapping skin. If you don’t dry that place thoroughly, you can get a skin infection. He probably washes himself well, but doesn’t dry himself properly.

[@chaval7033]

THE CROSSOVER I NEVER THOUGHT WOULD HAPPEN!!! Literally screamed when I seen this🤩

[@alyssiacoty3408]

as an ex David Dobrik fan these guests were kinda a jump scare 💀

[@MuusiicRafael]

They're so fun. Such bros. They bring a different chaotic energy 😂😂

[@hthefoxx]

i only watched dd for them 😂 they’re so funny

[@nayellyrodriguez7805]

Frrr

[@serafinairene3709]

I love Zane & Heath but they really did Jeff DIRTY I judge them so hard now 🥲

[@sookienata]

@@MuusiicRafaelheath is racist asf they talked about it in the “roast” thing they did

[@lowkeyjayde8914]

THIS CROSSOVER IS SOMETHING I DIDNT KKOW I NEEDED. I GASPED. IM SHOOKETH.

[@susiefavinger5440]

Not the bread advertisement making me hungry and then the next story making me wanna gag lollll

[@nellymasina3891]

Honestly this episode was worth the wait.

[@michaelaivy7844]

Oh. my. gosh. This is the collab that my soul needed!! I have been listening to both pods on my drive to/from work for the past 3+ years - Thank you for making my day today!! :)

[@eimere]

Story 7: I guess what the girl was trying to say to OP was like "hey, if you proposed and in the spot you told me don't worry, I know we are in f coachella so this one is fake, the real one is waiting for you at home, just enjoy the weekend" it would've solved the whole situation

[@Reverse_Cat_Cowgirl]

Yeah, I think because he didn't, it might have felt like he was testing her. People don't typically like being tested.

[@ellarobinson170]

exactly, i don’t really understand this idea that him getting her the fake one allowed her to not worry and enjoy herself… because how would she know that unless he told her? in her mind it was the real one

[@aleksanda579]

Exactly what i was thinking… what if she didn’t lose it, would he have told her or would he have just sold the real ring. Cuz she didn’t know it wasn’t real… idk might be a stretch but that’s my take

[@suzieth94]

I think the problem here is, ok, she got mad, he may have been wrong for not saying anything for a few days (although he didn't know she lost it so, for me that's understandable), however, she apparently said some very hurtful things and behaved in a terrible way towards OP that could be extremely disrespectful...and if she never behaved like that before and suddenly let it lose like that...that's a super big red flag... Also, demanding for the real one after saying so many terrible things to someone when he just told you to leave? M'am, absolutely not. That's a giiiiant red flag right there. OP dodged a bullet.

[@layladavis02]

Well to be fair with how she reacted. If he did tell her right away, I feel she would’ve be like “do you really not trust me?” And demand the real one right then. I don’t think she’s rational enough for there ever to be a solution besides let her loose the real ring because of her own terrible actions. I mean if she felt she was being tested she had the right to be upset. But not act the way she did. Plus I feel if someone purposely does something because of a repetitive negative issue you have. You need to be mature and realize they were responsible and you’re the issue. If my parent feels they have to give me a fake ring because they know I’ll loose it. And then I DO loose it. That should be a time to reflect on myself and my poor decision making.

[@ashleeadams3633]

I am so relieved to know that I’m not the only one who thought it’d be a good idea to see if the pepper spray worked and got attacked by myself 😂 I just wanted to make sure if I needed it that it for sure was gonna come out 😭

[@JW-vd4il]

I really laughed at that because I did it, too. 😂 I thought spraying a LITTLE squirt away from from myself would give me an idea without being too much. Inside, without a window open. 😂 Yeah, it works! 😭😭😭 😂

[@ashleeadams3633]

@@JW-vd4il same 🙃

[@0Pawprint0]

That second story... Man. Wish I'd heard that one when I was 16. Maybe if I told the old men where I work they gotta pay me $100 to talk to me the way they do, they would've stopped. Or maybe they'd pay me the $100 and I'd just allow it because hundred bucks is a hundred bucks lol. This episode was really fun! If you bring these guys back again sometime, I'll so look forward to it ^^

[@samtalbert4119]

Story 7: as someone who is a clutz and loses things all the time, i would have laughed so hard if my fiance would have done that. It shows that he knows her so well that he made sure she wouldnt lose the real one, which was obviously very expensive.

[@aureliatorkington9380]

Already listened on Spotify but I’m relistening on KZbin bc I love seeing Morgan she’s so pretty

[@clarissablair1952]

I’ve never been so happy!! I only listen to both of these podcasts weekly and seeing you guys do one together is amazing!!!

[@wildcassidyflower]

Random. The placement of Heath and Zane is perfect. Accident or on purpose the black to black/white to white, matching mic & shirt is so pleasing to the eye. My two favorite podcasts coming together!! Great episode, I need another from this trio soon! ❣️

[@thsfresh12]

I only watched this cause of Zane and Heath but Morgan's voice is so soothing that I ended up bingeing a ton of episodes at work lol you got a new fan

[@bosslady88]

Nice! Morgan is so fun to listen to, I find myself commenting along with her, especially when she has one of the more regular guests on. She's honestly like a KZbin friend I didn't know I needed! 😉

[@JayMonaiiii__]

@17:16 Story #2 : also the friend didn’t know that they had their own rule about not telling him when OP gets hit on

[@jade-qi8ot]

This was interesting to watch as someone who used to love zane and heath before i realised heath was a conservative racist and zane was an enabler

[@mgmc222]

Clocked! 💯

[@Mssalexis]

Wooop thank you for the warning.

[@shayramsey6996]

WHEN I TELL YOU I WAS SPEECHLESS!!! I’ve been following Zane & Heath since vine and listen to their podcast weekly!! I love you too Morgan and to hear their voices made me SO happy❤️

[@planetofaliens]

Last story: Yes he dodged a bullet but why didn't he tell her upfront that it was fake so it's okay of she loses it? I feel like that could've been a funny/cute story to look back on one day that he was thoughtful enough to accommodate her clumsiness.

[@adeleinnichols]

this is the comment i was looking for. he’s NTA but why didn’t he tell her upfront that it was fake??? because that does make it seem like a test.

[@SocietalNoob]

he could've thought that it would ruin the moment. if she's really sensitive, it could've come across as an insult.

[@adeleinnichols]

@@SocietalNoob i can understand that, but i feel like if he had just phrased it that they were at a huge event and just wanted her to not have to worry, it would be concerning if she was truly offending by that.

[@kayegavlak7650]

@@adeleinnichols yeah but he didn’t necessarily have to. There really is no reason for him to have to say that it’s a fake, but there is every reason for her to come forward and say that she had lost it. At the end of the day, it should be something that she reflects on by herself when she realised that she did, in fact, lose the ring. Plot twist, though, I heard from a comment that there’s an update, apparently. she actually didn’t lose it, but she had it appraised and realised it wasn’t worth a lot so she “ lost it “ to confront him

[@deliciousworldgame8620]

i’m pretty sure it’s a real ring, copper and moissanite would still cost around 4000 dollars i think

[@Steveve4123]

Story 3 hit hard. While I am in a long term relationship at 29 I am not engaged and I do not have kids and don’t desire to have them. I have several married with kids friends who I can’t be around if there are multiple women there who also have kids because it’s allllll they talk about. I feel like such an outcast when I’m around and the marriage and kid talk gets exhausting so fast and like I’m only celebrating other people and going to see them but they can’t ever come see me. My boyfriend and I are always out supporting everyone else but we get minimal support back often times.

[@paque1442]

I love how Zane and Heath sit together like an old married couple 😂

[@haliegarza]

WHEN TWO WORLDS COLLIDE! YES!!

[@biancahernandez9133]

THT AND UNFILTERED ARE MY FAVORITE PODCASTS OMG MORGANNNNN THIS IS THE BEST

[@edenstanding8676]

Morgan, I really appreciate the amazing range of guests you get on the show. I was telling my husband you're so chill and you have so many different personality types on here and it never feels awkward or stand-offish.

[@khaylathomas2758]

nah story 4 is crazy! i’m gagging just listening to it 😭

[@bananabread888]

I think it’s important to be able, confident and comfortable enough to say no to friends for any reason, particularly if it’s about over extending yourself physically, mentally or emotionally. I’d rather my friends be happy and feeling healthy when we hang out than feeling obligated to do something

[@melikasabzevari5841]

I’ve been checking for the new ep since Friday. I listened to every Two Hot Takes episode and I’ve been going through them again waiting for this new episode 😭

[@Vampress09]

The guys' reactions during story 4! 😂😂I'm so glad I was actually watching the video for that part.

[@sophiarose8018]

I was worried about you when you didn’t post! Glad to see you! What a delightful Sunday treat. :)

[@BigCcallmeKoKujin]

Omg the wearing a fake engagement ring to going out is so ME! I did that all the time!😂

[@deeyantism]

i wasnt ready for this crossover..

[@Bagelsntatts]

I don’t keep up with the boys regularly but I’m happy to hear that Heath and Mariah are moving on with the next phase in their lives. They’re building what they want together as opposed to following the flow of what their friends are doing and I respect a change that big.

[@marigomez8985]

Call me crazy but your shows are never long enough 🤣 I could listen to you for HOURS with all the guests you have!

[@danaboo88]

I’m literally eating a sourdough breakfast sandwich hahahahaha thanks Morgan and friends!! Jk it’s all good but I’m genuinely trying to not think about it

[@AniaSchutzengel]

Story 2 OP is a legend and I aspire to be her. That's a hilarious way to reject a guy.

[@alpal7779]

The studies on a glass of wine a night were debunked. It's a healthcare accessibility issue related to wealth inequality. Morgan I enjoy your content!

[@chiarapazos369]

AAAAAA i've been refreshing youtube to see this just as it came out, so excited!!!!!!! my two favorite podcasts and people ever♥♥♥♥♥

[@krystalzeogas8814]

Could you please try moving the dark brown mushroom to the spot below the three THT blocks, I think it'll look good like that. Swapping the lavender plant and white vase/jug might look good too lol I love the nook wall! Oh...the duck next to the vine-y plant (like centered on the left)

[@JackTheJackedUpJag]

Sundays are my favorite my husband and I go to church and them come home and lay out in the in the backyard, bbq and play 2 hot takes!! ❤

[@emilyemily444]

That sounds like a fantastic way to spend a Sunday with your loved one😊 Here in the UK, we have Sunday roasts (roast dinner) which is normally a family event🙂🇬🇧✌️

[@christyweber3181]

Wild talking about coconut oil to... please oneself (KZbin don't Flag me 🤣) and then RIGHT into "Oh and you can cook with it" my brain short circuited thinking something else was meant 🤣

[@jordobabie97]

very on the fence including these guys on your pod…they dont have a great history but i’m here to listen

[@rg____xo5404]

The crossover I didn’t know I needed 🥹🤩

[@ToriBirdDarling]

OMG JUST in time for my flight!! Listening to this instead of the screaming baby 😂

[@emanipetrus2197]

HAVE A SAFE FLIGHT

[@scaroktober8259]

initially read this as "instead of MY screaming baby" and was like damn, dont give af about everyone around you hahaha. always good to do a double take, hope you had a safe, and peaceful flight!!

[@meganklingelsmith1132]

Omg omg omg!! I’m so pumped to see my two favorite podcasts combine!! Hell yeah! 😝😁

[@jelociraptor318]

Omg the validation I feel in not wanting to spend ALL my free time listen to friends talk about babies/ family- literally there are so many other interesting things in life

[@monikosorio4396]

Dang couldn’t wait to listen 👌🏼☺️

[@tianahobbs5568]

story 7: she is not justified to react like that, and i wouldn’t have handled it like that. but to be fair i would have been annoyed if my partner didn’t tell me it was fake right away. i don’t know, i feel like he could have just told her right away and it would have solved this? just a simple “just letting you know that this is a placeholder ring, so don’t stress if it’s lost or broken”. no communication on both ends, everyone kinda sucks.

[@ausnerl4355]

She had it appraised and that’s how she found out. It was fake. She had it all along

[@andreaslam9655]

1:23:23 I caught that Shrek reference 😂 “Pick number 3 my lord! ✌🏻”

[@cass8821]

With story #3, a lot of married / coupled up / expecting people get new jobs, move apartments, etc all the time. We don’t celebrate those achievements with a big party and gifts for anyone, regardless of what else is in their life. I get that it’s frustrating for people who don’t have those goals or things in their lives, but why not host a house warming party or celebratory dinner where you pay for everyone’s dinner and they’re expected to bring a gift? I already owned my own home when I met my best friend but when she bought her own home I got her a house warming gift. I will never get a house warming gift in return, but does it matter? When I have a baby shower she will probably get me something too, but who cares if she didn’t. I’m all for embracing different lifestyles and goals, but if we started celebrating new jobs the way we celebrate weddings we’d have to be having those parties for married people too, right? 😅

[@Emjay.d]

I feel like if you are at a point where you are going tit for tat with a friend and don’t even enjoy talking to them then why continue the friendship? Life doesn’t stay the same. Circumstances change, priorities change, interests change. Sometimes you outgrow people and sometimes you just fade away from each other because your life changes. Not everyone is a lifelong friend best friend that is in it for everything. Sometimes it was just for a season and that is fine. It is bittersweet but that is life. That being said. They don’t seem like good friends bc they were taking her for granted and only cared about her as far as she was doting on them. It doesn’t seem like the relationship is worth it anymore.

[@Victoria-ot8wf]

I was looking for this comment. You will get your time for these sorts of things if you want it, and if you don't, do a big birthday party or something. I can see celebrating a dream job, but I'm going to bring wine, not a $100+ gift. The milestones like weddings and babies are really expensive for the couple who is being celebrated so it is a way to help them out on their journey. I've also had people attend things and not bring gifts and it really isn't a big deal.

[@yelenazaltana8441]

As a stay at home mom, I TRY to not just talk about my son 😬 however, he’s really all I have 24/7 right now 🤣

[@brooklynburgher5041]

I had someone use the autograph thing once while I was engaged too. When I turned them down saying I had a partner they got mad and said “well I just wanted your autograph I wasn’t asking for your information” seems like they used it to have a quick out if people say no

[@hoperanly9096]

Makes sense, but the guy kept pushing after the no so it’s no longer a quick out

[@kamdynlutz5160]

NO WAYYYYY!!! All my favs in one room 😭😭💕💕

[@KingBetholomew]

Here's the thing with the last one. I don't think he's the AH AT ALL for having a place holder ring, BUT he never told her it was a place holder ring. Which doesn't excuse what she said or how she reacted at all. But the reason she didn't tell him sooner about the first ring breaking is because in her mind she DID break/lose the $17K ring and didn't want to upset him (which her allowing an "expensive ring" to break/get lost in the first place is a different story all together). I personally think he should've told her at the proposal "Hey, just so you're aware this is just a place holder ring so that you can have fun at Coachella without worrying about wrecking or losing the ring. So there is a real one back home." Because as Heath mentioned, he bought it with the intention of her having fun and blah blah blah, but how was she to know that? I personally think this was also a weird test on his end. I mean he stated he knew she was clumsy and loses things all the time, and actually anticipated her on losing it, so got her a place holder to not loss the main one, but doesn't actually tell her about that fact? I think he wanted to see if she WOULD tell him about the ring before him having to bring up the real one. Edit: Basically the summary of my comment is, I just don't understand why he would keep the information that it's a fake ring to himself, until she specifically asked.

[@mayramartinez7637]

Whhaaatttt?! The crossover i never knew i needed 😭

[@lexarona300]

Nooo Morgan, not the Dobrik minions 🤧

[@goldnkrisp3711]

My most favorite comments...."PIZZA FRIDAY!.....it's Tuesday...." lol. So good.

[@peppermint01kmm]

Last story. I do think she got overly upset about losing the engagement ring BUT he could have just said hey this one is fake after proposing and say hey I know it’s a busy weekend so we don’t want to lose it or get it stolen. It would have prevented the entire issue .

[@Tweeblynn1999]

Yeah and it's normal to have an argument about that but the fact she said things she couldn't take back that made him dump her is definitely not a good sign for the future. If they had done it right that stuff would have still come out in the future

[@ausnerl4355]

If you see his last update she didn’t lose it she it appraised and found out it was fake. That’s why she lost it. If he has just been upfront it could have been avoided. Like someone else said she could have felt like he was testing her and who likes being tested in a relationship

[@robynwillis4009]

Can’t believe my two favorite podcasts are collaborating!! Haven’t even started listened yet and so excited!❤

[@morgangreen9908]

I only watched this cuz I love TwoHotTakes, I kinda hate these guys though

[@mgmc222]

Real af

[@meriahhenry5197]

2 seconds in I am so excited!! My two most watched podcasts!! I already know this is gonna be a great episode!

[@jayaitch88]

Wait wait wait wait wait, friends of DD?! The fuq?! Aw hell nah. Skipping this episode.