Trying to Watch: Jurassic Shark

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[@chad7333]

>guy standing in waist high water >52 foot shark swims up and eats him >realism

[@baconbitbit2434]

It's clearly a magical shark

[@InsanityTLB]

Of course!

[@lucinaaugusta7279]

Also Megalodon wouldn't bother eating humans when it could other sharks and whales. That'd be like a wolf hunting ladybugs

[@SepticronX]

+Holty The styracosaurus ITS A MMMMOOOOVVVVIIIIEEEE

[@lucinaaugusta7279]

SeptexTexas so? Just because its a movie doesn't mean it has to be as unrealistic as possible

[@genericweeaboo1389]

Coming soon: Jurassic Bark Featuring: Oak Tree, Birch and Pine. Special guest starring: Elm Tree.

[@D.Dragon]

What about the Birdemic crossover: Jurassic Lark?

[@NuclearXpotato1100]

+Generic Weeaboo xddd Don't forget about the incredibly racist Bamboo Tree

[@genericweeaboo1389]

Nuclearxpotato And the racist cherry blossom tree.

[@10ToesDownWithBass]

Narrated by Professor Oak

[@genericweeaboo1389]

Ratchet Directed by Professor Elm.

[@KrissKrossSauce]

Imagine if the intro sequence was the ending. I would've died laughing.

[@KrissKrossSauce]

Aidan Lappin LMAO

[@dillonmalbrue1545]

I would've said "wow! gr8 video, u can't handle the pro of this guy's editing skills and commentary"

[@Fading_Soul]

ik im late but "something passed my leg!" How can a fucking megalodon brush past your leg?

[@MediocritysMuse]

Aggressively.

[@redrocketrider]

Redstonezac Stoner megalodony

[@Slaggedfire]

It was the megalodons sperm.

[@Dynomafia139]

Carefully

[@autumnwoodfall4471]

Redstonezac Stoner it's like saying "I nearly got hit by a passenger plane"

[@dylansullivan380]

OMFG KARTOFFELSALAT IS POTATO SALAD IN GERMAN

[@anthonyhiebert8491]

You seem very shocked at this realization by the look in your eye

[@alexPRO2398]

And in russian too

[@maj0r357]

Dylan Sullivan and its... a New KZbin Film... hated in germany

[@abstractcognizance]

Dylan Sullivan Became famous in Germany for seconds cause of youtubers in it, but it's crap anyway, like potato salad, I hate that stuff

[@maximellow5745]

If you didn’t watched Kartoffelsalat don’t worry you didn’t missed anything. It’s horrible.

[@Zerklass]

That german zombie flick is named potato salad. What the fuck?!

[@onyx3933]

+Doctor Whooves ^^, but... Germans aren't funny... WHATSOEVER.

[@pumpkomoth]

someone help me

[@tomtomtom6970]

Germans can be funny, but not these youtubers.

[@Zerklass]

German joke for you guys. Knock knock, "Who's there-" "WE ASK THE QUESTIONS!!!"

[@olivexxl]

Germans can be funny. But this movie is just bullshit.... Most of them are Beauty-youtubers (even the man -_-) it's just the worst movie ever made...

[@nicksteiner8250]

It's not filmed with an iPhone! There are underwaterscenes! It's a samsung

[@qualis6105]

lol

[@yyny0]

It is. Go fight me.

[@sebastiancizmarov1273]

probably because its water proof

[@sarcashd3991]

True

[@robertoprudencio5523]

Samsung cameras are high quality Unlike shitty I phone

[@Meep3692]

6:22 - cameraman's arm wipes past frame while trying to swim and use a gopro

[@stempig6618]

I seen it too

[@none.892]

+Meep Walrus lol totally didn't see that XDXD

[@CassyK04]

+Meep Walrus Wew

[@KyrosTheWolf]

Holy shit how did I not see that first XD

[@McHeisenburger]

-10/10. IGN. See, even fucking IGN hated this shit.

[@DCshizuko]

"Fin" couldn't stop laughing! That was the best part of the film!

[@roguewave5187]

(sees title) "Oh, I thought Jurassic Park was great when I was a kid." (watches the video) "... Oh, Jurassic... Shark..." (banging my head against a car door)

[@lucinaaugusta7279]

The title is "Jurassic Shark" and yet Megalodon did not live in the Jurassic. They even say at the beginning of the "film" that it lived 28-1.5 million years ago.

[@TheGuyinShades]

Most of the dinosaurs in jurassic park weren't from the jurassic period either.

[@lucinaaugusta7279]

+Bravo One Charlie no but at at least the Jurassic had some dinosaurs in.

[@youdontknowme4304]

Bravo One Charlie for example the t rex was from the last period of the dinosaurs

[@abstractcognizance]

Holty The styracosaurus Well some of the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park were from the Cretaceous period, but this movie takes the cake

[@GT-wj3gl]

They filmed this at a lake...while sharks are salt water creatures...

[@luc9450]

There are riversharks but the megalodon was a saltwater shark indeed . Maybe do your research first :)

[@GT-wj3gl]

Luc Marguerat​ Well considering that Megalodons are salt water sharks and this movie is based on it my point still stands.

[@luc9450]

yes I´m sorry mate

[@samz9425]

Well there's a couple freshwater Sharks, but they'd be maybe 2-3 meters long likely.

[@deyanawoolley8993]

They’re probably some random guys who were bored and wanted to make a movie and just filmed at their local neighborhood lake with their friends or relatives

[@monsterdoughnutkid]

They literally copy-pasted sections of Wikipedia's "Megalodon" page for their intro

[@yourtimetraveleralara]

Yea

[@martinclift2750]

For any of you wondering the t shirt the man was wearing at 12:55 is actually an official t shirt for the hogsback brewing company, which is based in Ottawa,Canada

[@markiangooley]

Not surprising given the license plate frame on that car promoting an Ottawa dealership…

[@InReznovWeTrust]

"You drilled too deep!" - Science Lady, 2015

[@furbyzones3777]

This would have been good if it was made in the 1800's.

[@musicbyalexYT]

That's actually pretty true.

[@corneliusmcmuffin3256]

It would win every film award ever if it were made in the 1800s. Which is none, because they didn't have film awards in the 1800s.

[@McHeisenburger]

Even the historians wouldn't bother watching this 'film'.

[@carterjmd]

I would literally rather watch paint dry than try to watch this again

[@poiuytrewq11422]

SparkingClouds Lake Shark attacks Civilians (1942 Colorized)

[@123suckmyd2]

this whole movie is like an intro for a bad prono

[@adalwin1875]

an hour long intro?

[@finleyhearon2510]

That hits different after Shark Exorcist lol

[@HyperSonicX]

I actually know a shark movie I can recommend: Bait. It's Australian, and it's about a bunch of people getting caught in a supermarket after a tsunami with a shark. It's actually got pretty good development and suspense despite its ridiculous premise, and the shark is mostly practical.

[@bananatoffeepie]

Ah, I had the CD once, but my laptop's cd player broke

[@torknturtles]

I'm too obsessed with this channel! Help me

[@awesomeshitandawesomegames]

You're too deep in.....you can't be helped anymore

[@fentanylfrog8403]

+Teh Spy I think he actually likes IHE.

[@bloodyhell8716]

+Spy Gaming wtf u on about kid

[@thetruthisspoken1050]

Hairdresser Octopus 2 late my friend when you join us you can't leave us #IHELOVERS

[@lol-gq1bk]

still a better love story than twilight

[@Admerill]

Ikr

[@nebelungcat6117]

Hey Jimmy

[@vegansarestudid5041]

The explosion the girls used to kill the shark should have killed that one girl that was used as bait

[@Thegamingmonkey123]

I love the new style of IHE vids :) The quality keeps going up and up

[@jeremiahwilliams4366]

Personally, I liked the old version. The background is easier to look at though.

[@Thegamingmonkey123]

+Jeremiah Williams I just like the quality of it :)

[@williammego14]

Whats your plan after the search for the worst ends?

[@keenanirwin6702]

Go where the wind takes him.

[@neitherseven223]

+Alena Maas (Spooky) Alex's descent into madness.

[@GoatThatWasALamp]

The quest for the best

[@IHE]

+Alena Maas (Spooky) Damn, you beat me to it.

[@DeltaChairlines]

Maybe the Search For The Best? Nah. That'd be too boring.

[@bwazhw5074]

13:45 that those next gen graphics

[@skeptical.bricks7098]

They should have never added cameras to phones! This could have been avoided...

[@pocketmarcy6990]

Yeah and so could’ve tick-toc

[@joldsaway3489]

YOU DRILLED TOO DEEP!!!

[@juliannareader]

It would be funny if he did: trying to watch: pornos. Obviously there would be a lot of blurring and censoring but it would be hilarious.

[@Conflict-ff5pi]

+Sail Hatan him trying to watch boko no pico would be horrifying but also hilarious. If you don't know what that is then please google image search it, come on, I'm just some guy on the internet why would I try to harm you?

[@torkib8745]

+cameron wood i assume "no" means... Well no and "pico" means dick NOPE

[@postivemolly9486]

+Sail Hatan No

[@bretthicksomega]

+Sail Hatan He should try watching The Boku Trilogy(dont make me explain these people)

[@RossStern]

+Sail Hatan we'd be hearing lots of moans and heavy breathing

[@natashakonczak4856]

Hi! I really like your channel, and I'm an aspiring filmmaker, and what you said at 6:00 really hit me. In my cinematography class, our teacher told us that bad movies are usually made by people who are either lazy or uncreative. You seem to be both creative and committed to making good videos, so I think you would make wonderful movies! :)

[@actuallytinyandveryafraid854]

ahaha the zombie film is called potato salad i wonder how a deli food and zombies come together

[@JaneTheLame]

Because the movie will turn your brain in to potato salad.

[@actuallytinyandveryafraid854]

Jay Lennie mm yeah that makes sense

[@jazzy9509]

+Jay Lennie and then the zombies eat the potato salad brains ITS THE CIRCLE OF LIIIIIIFE

[@abstractcognizance]

Actually Tiny And Very Afraid cause People went nuts over one zombie going to get some food from the deli

[@thonktank1239]

They don't, it's an awful nonsensical, youtuber movie with an awful, nonsensical name.

[@stefneumaier8418]

Im German, and i rly Love your vids

[@johnanderson2346]

I lost it when the guy who looks like he does more steroids than Lance Armstrong got disintegrated

[@tomechan5139]

"Shot like a porno, and looks like a porno." This is one of the reasons I love I Hate Everything

[@atomsmasher703]

18:10 How was the girl not affected by explosion at all?

[@LoneWolf-kw3ol]

this reminds me of the early days of syfy's movies. i loved every one of their movies, even sharknado 2. "i need the fish" XD

[@meowster300]

8:47 first thought was "those graphics though" omg 😂😂😂

[@acfreak55]

this movie was seriously filmed like a porno wtf.

[@njackson6807]

Yet Cool Cat Saves the Kids actually had a porn star in it.

[@this-aint-no-party]

+Light Shadowz he literally has a book about the life of a male stripper

[@shadownesiaSGP]

I find it weird that I disagree with 50% of the things IHE says but I still enjoy his videos and I'm subscribed to him. I'm very confused

[@auroralraconteur3312]

+Shadownesia Because unlike most of the internet you aren't a steaming pile of troll garbage who can't stand watching someone who dislikes something they enjoy.

[@invader2134]

+Shadownesia/Furbrony I believe it's because you are a "furbrony", and IHE doesn't exactly like Bronies or Furries.

[@150booyadragon]

13:50 My favourite part is the jaw clipping through the girl Also can I point out this "Megaladon" looks smaller than Jaws?

[@toiletpapereater4140]

and this is supposed to be a damn megalodon which is 3 times bigger than jaws. they didn't even try with this movie.

[@ryanzarmbinski7446]

You should check out "A Talking Cat!?!" I'm sorry in advance.

[@Alondro77]

SyFy, please hire me for your next horrible monster movie: "Shark Kong". After a horrible accident at Sea World, where an escaped radioactive gorilla from a research lab falls into the shark tank, the giant chimeric results stampede across the nation and to New York City, where they attempt to corner the stock market with a hostile takeover of Goldman Sachs (it's a coy social commentary, which means it's meaningful and relevant!). I think I need a budget of... at least $25...

[@ciaraorr429]

I love the pure annoyance in his voice, and this isn't even close to the end of the list yet he sounds so done and in a really odd way it's hilarious.

[@LetsTakeWalk]

Megalodon existed about 130 million years after the Jurassic era ended. Jeez, they couldn't even get THAT right. (Although Jurassic Park mostly featured animals from the Cretaceous period).

[@showtime_kick1234]

The 1 dislike I'd from the director

[@UnrealDifficulty]

+BULGARIAN NATIONALIST That isn't very fair

[@auroralraconteur3312]

+Showtime_kick123 Nah. 6 dislikes. Most likely from the director and some of the cast.

[@voltgoat404]

+Showtime_kick123 Can you even say there is a director?

[@McHeisenburger]

What director?

[@showtime_kick1234]

+Folan Wolf lol ur right😂😂

[@ThatCrissCrossGal]

Fun iPhone movie making tips a professor taught us in cinema class. Find a giant stick the height of the shot, stick it in the ground and tape your phone to it. Especially easy to do if your filming on a beach, or lake.. or wherever this megalodon lives xD

[@TheBest-gf8qo]

Where the hell is Rubin goddamn it.

[@rubeng370]

I am right here dammit lol

[@Frosty-qc8ln]

what was the purpose of taking off the shirt at 7:14? I mean seriously!

[@crayon3645]

For the ladies

[@seriouschuckles5015]

...and some of the guys

[@adammoussa519]

😂😂😂

[@cypherdk85]

Lol, those scenes you're showing at 6:30 when they "fell" in the water. It's so obvious that the woman is standing on the bottom of the water and the dude is just pretending to keep himself up, and then after when the other dude gets chased, you can clearly see that he isn't swimming, he's just bunnyhopping from the bottom of the lake to get forward.

[@kylemagaro6979]

I absolutely love and respect how much work you're putting into this. Like, Matthew Santoro would make this top 10 worst movies of all time and it would be a ten minute video with a list he got straight from IMDb.

[@luc9450]

17:14 guy throws shirt on the ground cause it lokks cool I guess

[@ThatGuy-ev9ko]

5:18 nice Mark impression

[@PinkiiProxii]

I don't know if it's on the list but I think that he needs to see "Cool Cat Saves the Kids"

[@animegurl23579]

+Pinkii Proxii I KNOW. It's somehow rated pretty high on imdb, so he can't do it, but I would love it so much if he ever covered that movie.

[@Jesus-rm5ev]

Watch his new "The search for the worst"

[@PinkiiProxii]

+Jesus Ledesma I know I almost screamed when I saw it

[@razaalam1350]

Now there is a big dilemma because the creator of that movie removed his video.

[@PinkiiProxii]

Bruh Okay Yep. I know. I've been following the whole thing. Honestly, this is going to be a gigantic war between us and Savage before he finally caves in. IHE has so much solid ground while Savage is handling criticism the absolute wrong way.

[@lpslunacatthecatqueen5292]

I absolutely love you. Not in relation ship way but like in a best friend way

[@crayon3645]

Thanks for clearing that up

[@mathy906]

16:24 *gun floats, Thats it! i'm out!

[@LittleBraveWarriorIsBest]

3:08 I don't know why, but I just love how he says: whaaaat!? I dont know why XD

[@LandBeyondTheNear]

2:24 the actor looks at the camera with nothing but self hatred and loathing

[@Sunshine-vw4xx]

I could literally watch these all day everyday.

[@jamesmoseley5428]

I'm pretty sure that that painteen was unsalvageable after two hours at the bottom of the "ocean." My favorite character, "brother guy," died for nothing.

[@PidgeyHowler]

I was more shocked the first time I saw a Megalodon in Ark, and that was only surprising for about 10 seconds at most.

[@45overdrive]

Oh damn... The first thing you need for a shark movie is the OCEAN. You know, that big blue thing where sharks live. They don't even have that.

[@markiangooley]

There are several things related to Ottawa: local beer company T-shirt, local car dealership license plate frame. Any ocean near Ottawa? Yet that didn’t prevent this nonsense. Pick a nearby lake…

[@0TheJigsawKiller0]

This movie is classified as a sci-fi action horror film. Just... think about that for a second.

[@kleptokinesis8391]

B-b-but IHE! You started on a bad episode! The GOOD part starts in season 8 episode 433!

[@MrBomb411]

Omg i can't believe you reacted to this xD omg your reactions are amazing lol

[@evelynnsingleton1211]

"Its so shallow!" What, the people who tried to make this movie or the depth of the water the characters are in?

[@lilbitoveverything9255]

"It's so shallow, I don't understand!" Alex just summed up Hollywood in 6 words.

[@Zange217]

I Hate First Comments

[@RemoveBolshevik]

+ZGamer217 first

[@caliburnabsolute8517]

second

[@NeedMoreMushrooms]

Random Number

[@FlamingFox5]

last

[@RemoveBolshevik]

FlamingFox 5 5

[@RedBalance_]

I love your channel so much. I agree with nearly all of the I hate videos, and I find your voice very soothing.

[@neverlandnights]

Doesn't it say on imdb that it was filmed on an iPhone 6?

[@scj6693]

Katie Bug it would have to be a Samsung since iPhone 6's aren't waterproof and the iPhone 7 was not announced

[@martisse9699]

Nobienify well there is life proof cases...

[@martisse9699]

Maybe they spend the 4$ budget on that

[@superlombax1561]

Jessie Osborne XD

[@gamingguys6636]

ihe is my favourite channal carry on

[@MPKampersand]

megalodong

[@lewischatwin7118]

Fav KZbinr❤️

[@DairyFreeLemon]

*every woman is attractive* *not one shirtlesd hot male* me: god fucking dammit where is my fanservice?

[@squid1481]

You just have to imagine

[@poiuytrewq11422]

DecayingDev Discount Vin Diesel seems pretty average.

[@MaxMallard]

"Something's got me!" Meanwhile under the water the shark is holding onto his leg with it's fins and lightly tugging for shits and giggles.

[@dominikhadlow6348]

wait a second, kartoffelsalat is on this? wow tf

[@fluorite1627]

It's good that you put these up that way we don't actually have to go and watch these movies ourselves XD

[@shamicentertainment1262]

I hate uplay I hate adobe flash I hate it when you press the space bar on a youtube video, and instead of pausing it, it scrolls down. Wtf who would need that? I mean, I guess if you were watching something rude, and your parents came in and you needed to close it quick you could just press the space bar, but, I don't personally think it's worth it.

[@eliasredlich3425]

Creators reaction"shit man i should have used the iphone 6"

[@carterjmd]

We tried to watch this on shitty movie night and we couldn't get through it. It's so bad. Looks like it was filmed by high schoolers

[@Leosch633]

Remember the Danger Explosives sign. I think this was where the dynamite came from.

[@perhapsno1073]

your voice sounds so depressed just the way i like it.

[@alanajones5991]

Your American accent is wonderful to listen to

[@aliiedforce9887]

I'm sorry you had to endure this

[@selenahopeofficial]

If anyone is interested in watching some of the films IHE covered Jurassic Shark and Shark Exorcist is on Tubi. It's a free app to watch stuff

[@anikmonette2140]

The fascination comes from the fear sharks induce in countries or regions plagued with sharks attacks, like in Florida. The same goes for alligators and crocs in Asia, where this kind of horror flicks is popular due to a collective fear of those animals...

[@thefunxion7693]

there on a lake on a fricking lake a giant shark lives there CAUSE THAT MAKES FRICKING SENSE

[@eternal7194]

am i the only one who was bugged by that mole in her belly button? I was staring at it for the whole scene

[@honeycombfromheaven]

I thought that was a piercing

[@voile8018]

ExtremeEspeon I thought it was a tatoo

[@NoahRichard]

15:44 Alex couldn't contain himself any longer.

[@gretylgarbo1795]

The 76 down votes must be from the crew.

[@maplebob23]

I liked the beginning with the giant pumpkin head and Aquaman sort of dancing to some kitschy music but got confused after the shark showed up Aquaman and Pumpkin Head weren't anywhere to be seen. I thought the shark probably ate those first two girls because they were so bad at water frolicking.

[@paultaylor1032]

I think I found the worst movie ever... GoAnimate the movie

[@NEWCHANNELhttpswwwyoutub-bj2ic]

+vicki taylor Featuring special movies: Dave presses a light switch and gets grounded, Josh goes to paper marios house without permission and gets grounded, and Samantha makes a UTTP stage in mario maker and gets grounded!

[@IYamJayJay]

I thought it was a joke making fun of the program so I laughed super hard watching the trailer. I wasn't laughing when I saw it was serious....

[@starrysky330]

I want him to review this "movie" lmao

[@KickingJoub]

If no-one made it yet, compulsory starcraft pylon joke: "Lol he said pylon."

[@Baba-li6hc]

Why do the death is mostly on the guys? I feel like this movie focuses on the females parts instead of the actual movie.

[@matthewcaneer9906]

Because if the girls died, there would be nothing to look at during the movie.

[@matthewcaneer9906]

Because if the girls died, there would be nothing to look at during the movie.

[@matthewcaneer9906]

Because if the girls died, there would be nothing to look at during the movie.

[@freestyle1026]

can you imagine if they made an oscar worthy sequel of this movie

[@LazyLee]

this movie is a porno without any sex

[@robertjosephmaccready4820]

The bald guy in the black tank top is my favorite out of all of them XD

[@stuartmiller4363]

jaws is like the only good shark film...

[@minnaaa7273]

Can you make more "I hate this and that" videos lol?? you are so relatable

[@Clay3613]

You're my wife. Cool.

[@day5209]

How can you not laugh while watching this comedic genious?

[@ElGrandePadre]

Jurassic Shark, more like JURASSIC CRAP, hehehe.

[@Slayercoon666]

+Matthew Canale How old are you?

[@loganraebel8801]

+SlayerCoon He's still a sperm.

[@aliensdidit8452]

Ha.. I get it, pretty cleaver

[@mattmak5621]

+You wasted your time reading my username darn you just wasted my time!

[@Silvmatsu]

+AliensDidIt No... Not really.

[@aliyahmartin2733]

His American accent is Phenomenal!!