Trying To Watch: Shark Exorcist

[@stocktonjoans]

One stab to the stomach = bloodbath Shark attack = light scratch The director was a fucking genius!

[@stocktonjoans]

crap, mispelled "fucking moron" again

[@rogainewithsomecocaine3561]

fat

[@TheMemeLiker]

+Dandy Whale Fat

[@bensweetser7647]

That one guy who likes Meme's old

[@tetrimino7776]

That one guy who likes Meme's gay

[@jaspernygaard9500]

"I like to get wet." and "I hate dust." are my two favourite quotes.

[@flamewave9935]

I like to get wet X I hate dust fucking ship that now

[@trolltaztic6727]

Freelancer agent Yellowknife I hate to get dust

[@flamewave9935]

I mean chicken

[@surgeland9084]

"Wet Dust" There's a good meme.

[@TheNightquaker]

Exquisite!

[@icouch9591]

"It'll be better than the Amazing Bulk" Famous last words.

[@akrybion]

Noticed that in the priest's office there is a book named "Respect for acting" ? I don't know if this is being sarcastic or just provocingly stupid.

[@anikmonette2140]

Yesyourfaceshari Is that a code?

[@cassandrafelten]

I just came to the comments section just to see if anyone else had noticed that 😂

[@anikmonette2140]

32:55 A kid is seen running in the background.

[@yourgoodfellowquentin4418]

25:28 Okay, is no one going to acknowledge that terrible parking? It's just... awful.

[@dcarterm8371]

Deloosion Thank you I thought I was the only one who was bothered by it

[@trop7736]

what the fuck is a highlighted comment

[@marinepsychologist2071]

Now it can't be unseen Tnx

[@DaVeganZombie]

MarinePsychologist unheard*

[@Knapperoni]

That's the horror part of this movie

[@bigworldsmallperson]

My favorite thing is that the jellyfish in the opening credits is higher definition than anything else in this film

[@dricsi07]

3:12 Everybody betrayed me! I'm fed up with this world!....Oh hay Satan shark!

[@vikanikitina7801]

All hail

[@morganphelps123]

dricsi07 "how is your sex life?" "I like to get wet" LMAO

[@flamewave9935]

YOUR TARING ME A SHARK LISA!

[@freestyle1026]

dricsi07 I got my test results back, I definitely got breast cancer

[@cottoncandy2023]

dricsi07 hai doggy

[@stokeswatkins6599]

IHE can you do a knee reveal #knees

[@anytimedude]

I support this proposed knee reveal

[@erinmarie5623]

Stokes The Red Panda Keep liking this so he sees it

[@cypercops4651]

yes please do it

[@mrmister7774]

Stokes The Red Panda I am your knees

[@dbueno7858]

#freetheknees

[@stephen3164]

The budget went to the cover art.

[@dorianhardgreeves6101]

Budget?

[@adamburge6140]

@@dorianhardgreeves6101 17:33

[@CRMN805]

They Probably searched "cool scary shark" on google images

[@shady8045]

Honestly 300,000 dollars is still like 1000 times more than what that’s worth

[@bipolarbear8890]

Nah I'm pretty sure it went to all the amateur porn actors and models

[@etzerGD]

anyone else notice the Shark Exorcist title font is the angry birds font?

[@MelunieMartiez]

Etzer oh god

[@MelunieMartiez]

Etzer angry sharks

[@fartbag6953]

Etzer Hi

[@GamingCubex]

Etzer watches ihe confirmed omg

[@BellwetherKun]

Angry Birds is scarier than this

[@fauwrn]

Hope you're ready for Trying to Watch: Fred The Movie

[@koyooko5160]

Fuck... I might skip that.

[@mrmister7774]

Ben Thorn .....

[@Babymomaabuser]

Ben Thorn I would rather drink bleach

[@rodrigocastro3394]

Ben Thorn cant wait for the John Cena part

[@lulijunes269]

*HEY GUYS! IT'S FRED!!!!!!!*

[@leedaniel2002]

This movie is like a series of porn intros stitched together with bad shark animations

[@alsogaba]

It took me a while to realize the film on the side was slowly moving.

[@radovanwolf593]

>Did they run out of "attractive girl budget" I´m deceased

[@MisterTalkingMachine]

I recognise some tracks from the KZbin audio library lol. They prolly borrowed all the soundtrack from Kevin Macleod.

[@karolchmielewski9401]

32:16

[@thecuddlyviking6940]

Probably*

[@FarikoWishless]

@@thecuddlyviking6940 It's 1 Year old. Don't be ridiculous

[@mario167100]

And we thought that "The Exorcist" was terrifying...

[@ha-hacash4470]

youtube short films that have a low production value are better than this

[@Sasu123456789x1]

ikr

[@prestong.6391]

Baylor Collins that's better than anything

[@BellwetherKun]

my vids ar better sub pls

[@ha-hacash4470]

Stereotypical 12 year old for that reason no you shameless disease

[@ha-hacash4470]

Edgy Memes it edgy

[@poisax]

I think the priest is dubbed to make him sound less like his 'brother'

[@indigoneutral]

That's not even an aquarium in the ending after the credits. It's an aquarium restaurant in the Opry Mill's Mall in Nashville.

[@countesschewi2399]

"It will be better than the Amazing Bulk" Oh... poor innocent Alex. So naive.

[@evelynnsingleton1211]

I wanted to kill myself from watching Shark Exorsist. But I couldn't get the cap off.

[@esperswap2349]

MytMyles TheBiggestDerp Just wanted to inform you that this comment was great.

[@evelynnsingleton1211]

Esper Swap Thanks

[@altradecull9149]

I CAN'T GET THE CAP OFF!

[@potatoluna3389]

"STUPID CHILD PROOF CAPS!" If you get the reference. You are a cool guy/gal.

[@rooksclown316]

Mytmyles 👌🏿😏

[@NuclearXpotato1100]

"I have an aura of trash" -IHE 2016

[@davidgoversmith6250]

Wow, your tripod is ten pounds? That is one heavy tripod

[@heartache5742]

two bad puns later

[@WalterKingstone]

Try (pod) harder next time

[@BellwetherKun]

Get out

[@qnt444]

Aaaaand comment reported...

[@jaznmarc15]

Qanita Abbasi You Tri (Pod)

[@GrammarOGs]

Keep in mind that the same director made (acted) a movie 8 years ago called Billy: The Early Years and it has a 7 out of 10 on IMDb

[@GrammarOGs]

acted in it my bad, still a massive difference quality.

[@baazarafa]

IHE's baffled cringe laugh is the best thing ever.

[@Mythraen]

That blood was awesome. She starts the spurt a moment before the knife sound effect even comes in.

[@SpicyPigman]

DO I HATE MARS BARS

[@personingtonman3951]

SpicyPigman watch out people, a super original comment just happened

[@andyblevins80]

You seem excited to ask yourself that question.

[@rubenjannis4725]

do i hate unoriginal comments

[@ineedmytechnology5113]

zooboo

[@edgyteen1196]

SpicyPigman I don't know, do you hate Mars Bars?

[@epiczacko]

I was at the grocery store today and I saw a dvd that looked like an even more obvious Kung-Fu Panda ripoff. It was called Chop Kick Panda

[@dragenfire68]

epiczacko it's decent, you can find it on KZbin

[@epiczacko]

dragenfire68 i'll have to check it out sometime then

[@ashsilva7021]

you predicted it

[@holdenroberts6973]

Low budget isn't an excuse for everything. You don't need a huge budget to put some emotion and effort into acting, get OKAY lighting, a tripod, and a good story.

[@cuddlecakes7153]

Things I learned from this movie: 10 pounds isn't that much.

[@Molly-gm6nq]

AwesomeGoldenGamers not for a tripod

[@seansweeney3365]

AwesomeGoldenGamers it's a little more than ten dollars init

[@cuddlecakes7153]

oh.

[@WiseSageBum]

Well... not anymore £1.33 = $1.00

[@cuddlecakes7153]

And?

[@chomko4849]

Jesus Christ you people are quick-

[@xmario3sonicp785]

Literally said it was released '50 seconds ago'

[@zacroper3577]

That's why they don't have a girlfriend.

[@ajcent6440]

It's kind of scary

[@elmo2383]

rip

[@erinmarie5623]

Lapis, why did the chicken cross the road?

[@robyn605]

These boys are really good together -- their conversations about the movie are actually entertaining as opposed to mindlessness like a lot of other commentators.

[@dieyounger1657]

What to find in a IHE comment section: Do I hate Mars Bars ZooBoo I like to get wet I hate Dust Durr Plant Well it ain't Barney the purple dinosaur

[@BellwetherKun]

"Every time I make a joke it turns into a meme"

[@connorevans4487]

Stereotypical 12 year old I think it's whenever you see a meme it becomes a terrible joke

[@feltpuppets9429]

but where is 'whoa mama'??

[@phule11]

B O O G I E W O O G I E

[@Jake-dh7vh]

"Dinosaurs"

[@rochelleramirez6363]

"When you get this far in, you're just kinda like...not fazed by it anymore." Two seconds later: "WHAT THE FUCK." I lost it at that part, omg.

[@cmaxson27]

I love listening to Alex's laugh when he just loses it xD

[@trigger1377]

when i close my eyes i can't see

[@masondoesguitar]

Box I'm happy to find somebody with the same problem.

[@autismisuncontrollable4925]

Box Have you tried turning it on and off?

[@GamingCubex]

I can still see when I close my eyes All I see are my eyelids

[@lodahlislodahlis1954]

Who are you? The next generations Jaden Smith philosopher?

[@blobbem]

I refuse to believe that this "movie" had a budget of $300,000.

[@benvaun1330]

Oh it had a budget of 300k. They only spent 1500 of that 300k.

[@pohpoh2464]

Me too

[@John-merman]

same

[@Sent4Good]

My sister has a theory that they made this movie specifically for Alex so he could review it and give their production company more publicity... and you know what? She's probably right. No one makes something this bad unless 1) it's intentional or 2) they're middle schoolers in a media class in a school that gives 0 funding to the arts department.

[@Zoovannah]

The worst part about this is recognizing some of these places and realizing the horror that you could've been in this movie by chance. Now I have to think about that every time I leave my home. Fuck.

[@feltpuppets9429]

IHE and Jamie's voices put together are like eating two different types of chocolate.

[@gaesimp__]

Exactly

[@enesaue2192]

I genuinly couldn't tell who was talking at times

[@jukurabbit]

wow i'm early, let's write something clever zooboo

[@cypercops4651]

uwu

[@dcarterm8371]

(⌐■_■)

[@salmonkindalikeme9316]

tottymatsuu I remember zooboo

[@jash6557]

tottymatsuu #ZOOBOO

[@abbadon6441]

I cant tell if that is a meme yet

[@Daniel-is3wg]

I L I K E T O G E T W E T

[@colourmyworld5837]

Sure you do, sure you do.

[@WelloBello]

Happy Mask Salesman I H A T E D U S T

[@Lugo428]

DURR PLANT!

[@lukekieselbach5278]

Me too...

[@TheSmart-CasualGamer]

I hate dust!

[@blaa6]

I would love to re-edit some of these movies. I might be able to salvage something from them.

[@breadgato]

l

[@shitpostcentral5203]

blaa6 your profile pic fits

[@MiloTheMightyDude]

Turn this into a porno. And a parody. It might be weird and crazy enough to work.

[@liamace1107]

"But he's standing in the water and the shark is obviously in deep water." Alex there is an explanation for everything, the shark is just REALLY small. perspective

[@RougeSunsetDreams]

The girl who was stabbed had more blood than the one who was attacked and bitten by the shark wtf

[@ebonyember5383]

A middle school project would look better than this :π

[@zer0_ner034]

true

[@mrmister7774]

Too true

[@heartache5742]

it's a ππ

[@ebonyember5383]

+Alexey Stolovoy ?

[@somethingpithy8547]

Hey, hey. There's no need to insult elementary-schoolers.

[@Derek_Smallshorts]

These people aren't porn performers. Porn perfomers have way more dignity than this. (Actually, joking aside, I actually know people in the adult industry, and they really, really do have more dignity than this).

[@haileyk2236]

Derek Smallshorts you're probably mostly right (I can't personally say), but it seems that some of them are legitimately porn actors (if the comments are to be believed)

[@sebastiandoherty674]

It’s clear the director didn’t fucking bother about dignity, theme, or most crucial part, RESEARCH. He probably looked at porn fan fiction on WatPad

[@pohpoh2464]

Im glad to know that information

[@cadencegant3201]

Alex and Jamie honestly sound the same but in different octaves it's s confusing

[@Chhjmmkg]

Tbf most British people sound like Alex. I've heard a lot of youtubers that sound like Alex.

[@Chhjmmkg]

For example, the guy doing the Velma videos on the meh emoji channel sounds like Alex.

[@vulpesnix6160]

Just want to inform you guys that there is a brand new movie comming out from Tommy Wiseau (The Room). The name is simply "Best" and a trailer can be found on youtube. A top new contender for the search for the forst arrived!

[@osmosiswright9924]

I like to get wet when watching a new IHE video.

[@gokueatsomanyburgers1911]

wait is osmosis (like your username) not something to do with water, I'm sure I heard it in biology class

[@osmosiswright9924]

HellaRadClod It's a kind of diffusion with fluids like water molecules, so it does have to do with water

[@gokueatsomanyburgers1911]

Osmosis Wright oh yeah lmao now I remember

[@jadenigguks623]

LOL YOU MADE ME IMAGINE THAT IN AMETHYST'S VOICE _THANK YOU_

[@AlphaEnt2]

And now after reading your comment, you made me imagine that expression in Amethyst's voice =P

[@dena81]

I love how the 'dream' bit is just thrown in the middle with no explanation at all, then she goes back to being seductive shark-lady.

[@georgelucas8516]

NOT ENOUGH SHIT CGI COVERING THE ENTIRE FRAME

[@heartache5742]

comment + username = perfect

[@GarglingBlals]

Oh my god, it's George Lucas!

[@b.d.2585]

What did u think about The Force Awakens? 🤔

[@soapibubblesthestrange9972]

In Australia, even on an overcast day, if you lie outside for long enough, you can get sunburnt/tanned. :P

[@sboyd8312]

JustAnother KZbinFangirl That is true, but since this didn't take place in Australia it doesn't make sense

[@soapibubblesthestrange9972]

Stephanie Boyd hahah, fair enough :)

[@panzerfaus8459]

did anyone notice in the first priest shot there was a book called respect for acting on the table? maybe they should have read it first

[@darksidegryphon5393]

It is literally shot like a porno.

[@user-qd7vn1zz5i]

Literally was just like 'I really want a new IHE video to sit down with my cup of tea to' You didn't fail to disappoint Alex

[@protoplasm-1]

"It will be better than the Amazing Bulk, but not by much." Or poor IHE. That poor, poor fool.

[@v.m.9198]

I'm disappointed this movie didn't have a preacher punching a demon shark and wrestling the devil out of him in an inflatable pool. wasted opportunity!

[@mrbanks456]

Did IHE clone himself? These two dinkuses sound the exact same xD

[@Red-vz6yx]

JoJo Banks They're brothers

[@mrbanks456]

Peep The Toad makes sense

[@heartache5742]

wincest

[@mrbanks456]

Alexey Stolovoy pffft wat?!

[@criticalfocusgaming6589]

It says in the description that they’re brothers

[@Mythraen]

"That's supposed to funny, then." "Yeah." I am impressed by how well you guys managed to hold in your laughter.

[@colesoderstrom5807]

Usually I don't watch a film and say I could do better but in this case....i could do better

[@GarglingBlals]

Cole Soderstrom I made a joke "film" on iMovie called "Attack of the little kids." It was just me and a friend that made it and it was better than this

[@AcidicCargo]

The director played "Brian Bennet," whichever memorable "character" that was.

[@hunnieb.3160]

I realized this was made in Tennessee... I'm ashamed to be a Tennessean.

[@tonigray8817]

There are none we don't really have oceans we just have lakes a rivers.

[@divineshadow-gathererofmag7710]

@@tonigray8817 r/wooosh

[@benvaun1330]

@@Ken-gr7wk because sharks want to see the fake parthenon too.

[@jakehyams8659]

Jamie's great on Trying to Watch. More him

[@jroo9075]

I love the TTW series - watch them from start to finish. And Jim is a great addition this go round...his voice is quite soothing.

[@DementedMK]

Is "I like to get wet" the next "I hate dust"?

[@bolloxmagee4409]

I think that the director wanted some pictures of that babe, so he just wrote a scene where some guy took those pictures, then used the director's phone so he has those pics

[@wreakhavoc284]

When the lady was “acting” like a child, I literally fell to my floor in pain from how cringy and awkward it was.

[@gwagee6890]

That looks like the worst movie on the face of the Earth.

[@ThatOneGuyJesse]

+tenthousandandthree Oh... Okay.

[@SyrupSandwiches0102]

tenthousandandthree nice

[@Notsuzpicious]

Bryan Galvez Ehhhhh, it was bad but it was also a million times better than this movie.

[@mrgibbets34]

Bryan Galvez at least it had a plot and amusing for unintended reasons. This is just...nothing.

[@zoiejackson165]

Bryan Galvez THE BEE MOVIE WAS A MASTERPIECE

[@britishnerd3919]

Wait, is jamie his real brother or is he being metaphorical

[@rorytummon-collins7947]

British Nerd Yes, Jamie is his brother. They've mentioned that often on JAR media.

[@britishnerd3919]

Rory Tummon-Collins oh. I didnt know that. I thought he might have been being metaphorical. thanks for clearing that up

[@gaesimp__]

@@rorytummon-collins7947 who's older?

[@lordoflemonade6033]

Z Anime ihe/Alex

[@loptylou4727]

they need a face cam or somthing SO BAD i cant tell who is who at this point

[@loptylou4727]

he hasnt, but he could get somone to do a small head-moving animation or somthing like that

[@colourmyworld5837]

*can't It's not spelled like "cant"

[@loptylou4727]

i is displeased, but i do like ur profile pic. Dbag

[@amigomemela1099]

+Brenzek I don't think people care about it when making a comment.

[@colourmyworld5837]

***** Only a 9-year-old trying to use funny memes would have that username, you failed at using funny memes.

[@bcharles1009]

Last time I was this early I wasn't early

[@tomfoolyaface9862]

Charles E. How is that possible?

[@Christine.3671]

tomfoolyaface 🔼

[@CoolVids19]

time travel

[@Axel-lc5or]

That times When KZbin comments Where About the video and what your opinion was...

[@mohammedjawahri5726]

Axel van Dijk get on with the times ,the comment section is a place for pathetic people to measure their self worth by how much likes they get on their copy pasted comments ,duh

[@victoriag2413]

I am more amused that the girl in the aquarium had to "vomit" like that in a public place, also probably had to get it "right" the first time. Security had to be confused.

[@beeemoji951]

at 11:41 theres a book on the priest's desk thats called "respect for acting" which i find to be the greatest irony of all

[@npc_blob1609]

Do *"I Hate the Berenstæn Bears"*.

[@Thepigeonreturns]

bloodstain bears

[@dragon8tor442]

Cumstain Bears

[@KelpDaJuice]

Kapanyo pukestain bears

[@asdatescosains700]

I remember it as Berensteeaieiieaaiiaen Bears.

[@DJ-xg4gm]

Dude it's the *bereingtom bear's*

[@ScottRobRubin]

IT'S THE Shark Exorcist

[@LightlySalted26]

Scott Rubin Are you the amazing bulk's cousin?

[@ScottRobRubin]

Elias Martinez Yeah the one that is less uglier

[@LightlySalted26]

Scott Rubin k

[@mathiasrryba]

Scott Rubin i dunno if you can believe that but at the same freaking time maybe like 0,5s later after I had read your comment they said: "This, is, SHARK EXORCIST! "

[@pinhead113stuff2]

The Nutshark

[@mrbanks456]

12:40 I swear this girl looks JUST like my cousin

[@ttttubbie]

I see dat Gon in your profile pic. 👌

[@mrbanks456]

Ayyyyee

[@ttttubbie]

Hunter x Hunter=11/10

[@mrbanks456]

Hhama Llama fuck yeh

[@TheFakeAliG]

The acting when those 2 broke up was so shocking on so many levels. Happy Happy Happy, Suddenly Cheesy Frown!

[@irishjoe2941]

300,000 dollar budget? Where the other 280,000 dollars go? And I’m giving them some leg room.

[@geo1621]

Wasn't this the video you uploaded a week ago and then deleted?

[@kimonocrow]

Geo yeah

[@alirain.8044]

Geo wow I missesed, thanks for reminding us.

[@EvilAccount]

I downloaded it :)

[@BK-ku1zt]

or maybe there was an issue with the video that he didn't notice first time round, don't be presumptuous.

[@sajenin3659]

+Daway Legit IHE puts more effort than anyone.

[@FMSnow]

greaser preacher - "tell me more, tell me more, did he die on the cross"

[@delirioussoldier7843]

Fucking hell the music IHE put at the end after the movie was better than anything else I heard in the movie.

[@saaaaadia]

21:57 that moment when they call your hometown 'trash vibes' and 'cheap' and you can't not agree

[@KirbeyAlt]

why does the cover for the movie look better than the entire movie combined

[@giacomocorazza3652]

Funny video. P.S. yeah I bet those were just porn actors that had nothing better to do

[@iaarsoismdiab7620]

giacomo corazza yeah correct

[@chinchillaandguineapigsirony]

I know it's been a long time since you commented, but I want to point out that in this credits, the woman and the priest dude have the same last name, and the priest also played the guy who TRIED TO FINGER HER, AND GROPED AND COVERED HER BODY IN WATER. Incest confirmed?

[@corina290wzw6]

Kira Zaki I looked it up. The two actors are married, hence why they have the same last name.

[@tifafan]

Kira Zaki They could be married though

[@hungryfilms3707]

You should watch ghost shark. It's a similar idea to this except it actually makes sense and has some resemblance of quality.

[@halen530]

Hey, I just wanted to say that I love all of your content. Keep doing what you're doing.

[@TeddeyZzzz]

Where's my popcorn this will be great

[@heartache5742]

popporn

[@user-hi4sm3ig5j]

WhyNot? cocporn

[@MiloTheMightyDude]

I'll call you Morise Because you speak the pompitous of love.

[@erica9977]

iM3GTR nice

[@vaporwavejuice5874]

I can't believe you just started the video with a RunForTheCube reference

[@keeganstormblade5456]

3:12 First line we hear from someone in this movie, and I'm already lost. What's going on again?

[@codyclay8192]

11:25 one of the books is titled "respect for acting" this movie has layers

[@bolloxmagee4409]

today's inktober theme is "wet" Perfect time to do your shark excorcist fan art!!

[@dinkrumpchumper1385]

Do I hate dust

[@shitpostcentral5203]

Satan Lucifer zooboo

[@dinkrumpchumper1385]

ShitPostCentral If you hate everything does that mean you hate yourself?

[@shitpostcentral5203]

Satan Lucifer make i hate mars bars

[@mrgibbets34]

He already did

[@benedikt2ndchannel342]

I bet the movie was actually meant to be a porno, but they found that shark stock footage and they were like: hey we can use that somewhere

[@ashtonthomson1494]

hey! this IS sorta random but i just wanna say that you deserve more subscribers then what you have.

[@heartache5742]

thiccface

[@ashtonthomson1494]

Alexey Stolovoy wow fuck me i really am a "thiccface" 😂

[@ashtonthomson1494]

you suck at offending me liek come on dude how old are you? 8? 9? 4? who says thickface now

[@shitpostcentral5203]

Ashton thomson you seem offended

[@braydendudley57]

Seeing as you didn't mention an age past 10, i'm assuming you are 12, so don't bring age into it.

[@jedyzichterman358]

One of the few channels I watch which hasn't dropped in quality at all yet

[@waddupjd]

31:08 was the funniest part of the whole Trying To Watch

[@bakedowls299]

I wonder if Levi Savage is related to Derek Savage... It would explain so much.

[@doibantikov2486]

CoconutSenpai He hasn't tried to ruin Alex's life though.

[@bakedowls299]

Dayne Fishwick Well, he did help make shark exorcist. So that depends on what you define as ruining his life :P

[@tyrewallace6123]

These movies make the SYFY movies look like Casablanca!

[@TopsyTriceratops]

The 300K went into the cover art for the movie. Everything else was funded with fast food tickets. Not saying this is true, but I would be far from surprised if it was.