Ts Madison and the Art of Bore Worm Seduction with Katya | The Bald and the Beautiful Podcast

[@memoirs666]

Katya reading the ads as if she was a hostage at gunpoint always makes me want to click the links in the description like I'LL SAVE YOU GIRL HOLD ON

[@jerryoxo]

Katya finally having someone who nerds out over Dune and it being TS is seriously so amazing haha

[@tallglasscocoa6105]

Oh, she is a big neRd.She loves Harry Potter, Star Wars, Disney. She could have a podcast on movies. She remembers almost every movie quote.

[@kristina86reacts]

I had to pause for Katyas shirt halfway through and almost dropped my phone laughing. I feel the dune love

[@djbowus]

⁠​⁠@@tallglasscocoa6105she knows all of everything when it comes to quotes

[@djbowus]

@@tallglasscocoa6105not just everything…she knows all of anything when it comes to everything entertainment wise

[@nmart1n]

@@tallglasscocoa6105I love her for this!

[@stephanieloeffler4581]

"Not the Bore worms" is about to become Katya's new verbal tic

[@pixie9499]

unfortunately a lot of us are going to be stuck in an echo of it 😂

[@diegoblanco5199]

Haven’t had one pretty much since “uh they aint no other way”

[@pb_pb_pb_pb]

Not the bore worms

[@pri2x0x]

when i heard him repeat it back to TS, just sounding it out, I knew it was a wrap XD

[@Tillyhun.cosplay]

Not the bore worms… that’s an ear worm lol I’m gonna be repeating that constantly 😂

[@ylasko]

Madi's obsession with this hypothetical man cheating on her all throughout the episode is so funny

[@uwumind3828]

but is true, straight men (and others) cheat, doesn’t matter how beautiful and successful and loving their partner is

[@gillyp6919]

I think the conceptualization of monogamous relationships, or even just like, closed poly relationships as inherently "making a sacrifice" is flawed. Not because of idealism or virtue. For some of us, putting our meat on the market sounds like a lot of work and at the end of the day I really do just wanna go home and eat my own food and sleep in my own damn bed.

[@joycechahinepiano]

@@uwumind3828I think it’s just men in general x

[@arnoldosworldteachingadven9464]

Same! Love the hypothetical man. He’s too real in her head.

[@zabi_aka]

​@@joycechahinepiano just people in general 😢

[@aaron_m_04]

“Well the bbc-“ “WAIT a minute who has one of those??” PLEASEEE TS MADISON NEEDS TO COME ON THE POD MORE OFTENNNNN

[@Miranda50709]

"Maybe I'm being Pollyanna" "Oh so you're poly??" LMAO I love this woman.

[@RyanRomanX]

The WhEeZe, mawma

[@samirasinare]

I rewatched that part so many times and cackle every time

[@mariongabrieldingal679]

HELP I ACTUALLY THOUGHT KATYA WAS ALSO SAYING HE'S POLY- +1 NEW WORD UNLOCKED I GUESS BAHAHAHA

[@ChrisMarrin]

As a non English language person, what did she mean by Pollyanna?

[@Miranda50709]

@@ChrisMarrin It's a children's book about a young orphan girl named Pollyanna. The character is know for being overly optimistic to the point of naivety.

[@justzaya]

Trixie's gonna come back to Katya incessantly saying "not the bore worms" and not know why 😭😭😭

[@dgse83]

who?

[@justzaya]

@@dgse83 Tricia from Corporate

[@briarjacobsen7214]

​@@justzayaTracey from the diner

[@xXxLilxXxScenexXx]

I thought she said boar worms

[@Smerugyaa0940]

​@@xXxLilxXxScenexXx Fr, I wasn't paying attention while listening and thought a new parasite dropped

[@rikacanon87]

I lost count of how many times they high fived eachother. I love this so much.

[@celivn2977]

I was just thinking to myself how cute it is that they high five eachother the whole time. It’s so endearing.

[@weltenunder]

​@@talkwithjabe630 ngl you didn't look smart enough to be able to count that high so this is very pleasantly surprising

[@ShinyHatterene]

5:43 13:00 18:11 23:58 24:55 26:01 26:29 37:02 37:17 39:36 41:27 47:31 52:40 57:42 1:05:34 1:07:04 1:11:07 1:11:39 loved it every time

[@giorgioeep8752]

Gets me everytime

[@haleyrosenthal8293]

@@ShinyHatterenesomeone plz make an edit of all the high-five clips

[@cameron_mccool]

Petition to make TS Madison a recurring guest plssss. The chemistry between these two is fire!

[@CmUncleDre]

❤Yes ❤

[@Gweeftina]

90% of this video is ts madison staring at the camera and doing a bit while katya is wheezing in the background and it’s superb

[@sierrabetterley]

The other 10% is high five handholds.

[@g0lddustt29]

one of the internet's best gifts so far

[@yuuzanami]

"Thats my daughter over there she's a they them"💀

[@SaraxAdam]

i will absolutely be stealing, "as a libra, i shouldn't even be in this dark place- but you pulled me there."

[@nickc3657]

Every time they clasp hands I feel alive

[@isabellakelley1205]

Couldn't have said it better myself

[@steveb1155]

my last two neurons touching to remind me I'm still here

[@Jordan-zl4pn]

and every time we kiss I swear I could fly

[@wendyloo1159]

The weaving black and white fingers are beautiful

[@CyanSpaceTurtle]

@@wendyloo1159LMAOOO

[@harveyday5607]

Ts Madison is one of our greatest public cultural intellectuals. Her pop cultural knowledge is unparalleled! Awe inspiring.

[@queenhowell3164]

I’m am DYING at the fact that TS is giving Katya all the movie recommendations when KATYA is always the one recommending movies to all her guests 😂😂😂

[@beethery]

Lmfao I don't know if Katya has ever felt so SEEN

[@queenhowell3164]

@@beethery they should watch dune together and do a review podcast lol

[@ShinyHatterene]

5:43 12:28 13:00 18:11 23:58 24:55 26:01 26:29 37:02 37:17 39:36 41:27 47:31 52:40 57:42 1:05:34 1:07:04 1:11:07 1:11:39 every wholesome hand clasp (i think)

[@Noise_floorxx]

I loved it every time!

[@Jordan-zl4pn]

the Lord’s work 🙏

[@PhilippeEmerit]

Thank you 😂😂

[@Mmmmartinis0605]

This is a system…

[@Rosie--]

​@@Mmmmartinis0605periodt

[@_helmi]

"I don't get jealous - I get even" Omg Ms. Madison lol

[@LunaBloom99]

She spilled, I fear 🤣

[@hellouiseeu7608]

LMAOO I READ THIS AT THE SAME TIME SHE SAID IT

[@Shantellywashington]

@@hellouiseeu7608same ahahaha the timing 😂

[@lunaguy1195]

I thought she said "I get eaten" ._.

[@gonzalodiaz5237]

she's so libra

[@kendra4932]

The way that she plays up the sexiness of this girls delivery of “not the bore worms” so out of proportion is KILLING MEEEEEEE

[@adrenallen_]

33:23 "My best drag will get me eliminated from a mini challenge" had me cackling so hard

[@parislee8150]

Madi saying "There are many ways to the dark side that some might deem... unnatural" Sent me 🤣🤣

[@angelberry94]

The fact that T.S Madison is a Star Wars fan!!!! That Palpatine voice was spot on!

[@rhearose455]

What’s the time stamp?

[@seriouslyryan6592]

@@rhearose45546:15 I think

[@tokyotourist]

That’s her snatch game character

[@_shesjustanobody_]

I became even more obsessed when I heard her do that

[@Jadssez]

The genuine raw excitement in Katya's eyes when Ms. Madison mentioned Dune is killing me😭

[@lexb.5095]

“At this point in my life, everything is a tax write off”😭😭

[@decoder6]

reminds me of: at this points the dolls are the dolls 🤣

[@Thecodexnoir]

Qunty af 💅🔥 LOVE that… LOVE Pink 😆

[@cchalery]

And then after the way Katya said waaaaitwaitwait 😂 …she said put me on now bitch, I need to know

[@Bobloblaw42024]

​@@Thecodexnoir bitch I just died. Love pink 💗 💓

[@WayneGlass1]

Preach. My go-to saying is, “I’m not going to leave my NYC apartment unless I’m getting paid.”

[@ajadreynolds]

“Rich in butters and sauces” takes me out 😂😂

[@jackrosenfeld4713]

I love katya because somehow shes still probably one of the funniest people alive but also creates some of the most thought-provoking, intellectual conversations with her guests in a very casual manner

[@TallulahFoxxx]

I’m gardening whilst listening to this podcast. I now can’t stop saying “NOT THE BORE WORMS!” when I find a slug and yeet it over the garden wall 😂🐌

[@dennistmennace]

I love that lmao

[@DetWheresmycoffee-smh]

NOT THE SLUG YEET 😂

[@DarkT27]

NOT THE FLYING SLUGGGZZZZZZZZZ

[@tonipaul8602]

I'm screamingggggg

[@Octobris]

This 😂

[@Ishauntia]

Watching Katya get her life from Maddy for a consecutive hour is the BEST and most purest thing to witness. I LOVE these two and their infectious chemistry.

[@bread_dawg]

NOT THE BORE WORMS is my new vocal stim

[@lfrands]

Yassss🤣🤣🤣

[@MargaretSchedel]

Who's making the supercut

[@cocoandgreg]

@@MargaretSchedel I'm on it 😭

[@1battery415]

I thought they said "not the BALL worms" and I was livingggg

[@Moskoe]

Bawwh woams

[@lynneelizabeth]

I had no idea TS Madison was such a nerd! What a completely delightful conversation between two amazing people; truly we are well fed in Trixie's absence.

[@TraviSemajBers]

Cannot WAIT for "Not the bore worms!" to be Katya's new "Ooh there ain't no other way!" stim

[@Cpowers620]

My head blew up from joy when Ts started quoting Star Wars and Dune I live what a queen

[@grimpoteuthis1337]

I need to go find her Halloween costume photos asap lol.

[@a2diogenes99]

Flash Gordon is a deep sci fi fan cut

[@alannah0628]

“Maybe I’m being Polly-Anna” “So you’re poly?” 9:03 I literally spit out my water, oh my GOD

[@arasharfa]

This world wouldn't be complete without TS Madison in it.

[@juliejohnson5808]

The way TikTok had me thinking “Bore WeRmZ” was the best thing in this episode. I will be adding a posthumous eviction clause to my prenup. And y’all, please have Ms. Madison back, and soon! ❤

[@BaiNaiMai]

I really value Madison's POV and insight around gender and sex because I think she's representative of a generation of trans ppl, and she does SO much advocacy and work connecting to people who would neverrrr listen to a younger trans person. I can also tell she cares deeply about her and our community and it's just.... it's lovely. Thank you for having her on the show, Katya.

[@Travestroll]

"have you seen Dune?" kkkk everytiiiiime 😂

[@dusoares27]

LOL

[@Becausing]

I love how much of a straight up nerd TS is

[@doublefeature]

same i had no idea!! her love for star wars and dune surprised me

[@Housewarmin]

The constant high fives are my favorite. Madison is a true black woman, all my aunts do that. lol

[@Nerdswhorock12]

she feels so familiar, I love it

[@DetWheresmycoffee-smh]

Auntie for real for real😂😂😂

[@antonihabsburg3322]

"we wanna eradicate everything funny because "our god is an awesome god he reigns--"" SENT ME TO THE MOON

[@californicationbabe]

Yessss this was everything😂

[@skysrainxx565]

"The QIA and the LB and the GT and all the- All the shit in between-" Love Ts sm 😭

[@tlholohelomakatu517]

QIA sounds like an agency for the greater good.

[@Globalastral5]

Whenever Maddy talks to Jameson, I just imagine her speaking to a bottle of Jameson on a side table

[@grimpoteuthis1337]

I knew a bulldog named Jameson, so I’m picturing that dog and the lack of response when she asked them a question made me laugh like a dumbass.

[@blackpearlyoga]

You’re not alone in this

[@jonathanbelmares1306]

I'm demanding that TS comes and films a pod every time she comes to film in LA

[@lfrands]

Not me bawling like a bore worm over her donating her extra home to queer homeless youth 😭😭 excuse me, I have to go pick up my exploded heart

[@kimberly.aerial]

I’m convinced Katya prints all of her own t-shirts

[@jessajuly5513]

I think she does, she mentioned having a screen printer at her studio

[@montycas]

TS Madison is a top tier guest on this episode for keeping Katya, almost literally, in stitches! There was so much tenderness and tomfoolery between them. I can’t wait to hear Katya say Not the Bore Worms for the next two months at least. 😂

[@justzaya]

so happy for Katya getting to nerd out with someone equally passionate about Dune

[@jerrysizzler44]

I can't find that Voice t-shirt katya is wearing on the internet 😢 had it made perhaps

[@kristina86reacts]

When I realized her shirt I instantly thought I gotta find that haha

[@JacobRoberts-uq6th]

I just knew they’d be so funny together, they both tend to love a vocal stim 🤣

[@madrusinek]

Get em glo 💀

[@n.normal1565]

echolalia? more like echoLIVING for it

[@JuliaSRodrigue]

T.S. Madison matching Katya’s Dune freak was not on my bingo card for today

[@rody73]

TS DOING PALPATINES LINES JUST MADE MY YEAR

[@rik4754]

I was gagged! It sounded so real

[@HeyIff]

37:50 Getting paid to be yourself is such a blessinggggggg 🤩

[@HeyIff]

44:49 MADDIE WHAT DOES THE BEE HORSE WHISKEY LADY HAVE GOING AWNNN?!

[@trip2uranus]

1:06:53 “I was taking. The bore worm.” I choked on my sugar free redbull

[@willyintheflesh]

PLEASE MAKE HER A REGULAR GUEST I LAUGHED SO HARD THIS EP!!!!! YESSSSS

[@Digitalgirl.mp3]

My dreams have come truuueeeeeee. Maddie is such a pillar for the labiquata community omg. A woman of many firsts. Thank you for inviting her Katya!!!

[@MooMooFutch]

The way I read “labiaquota” 😂😂

[@Zyrada]

​@@MooMooFutchand just like that, we are now the Labiaquota community

[@Its_Casprin]

@@MooMooFutch literally same.

[@Its_Casprin]

@@Zyrada this is now canon. XD

[@Digitalgirl.mp3]

@@MooMooFutch labiquataaa that’s how maddie says it 😂😂

[@queenhowell3164]

Drinking game: take a shot every time TS and Katya high five/join hands… make sure you’re home and sitting down because you will be DRUNK AND CRUNK!!! 🎉

[@thebeautyoflife327]

I’m embarrassed to say I had judged TS without really getting to know her beyond drag race and a few angry tweets - I was so wrong about her. She’s hilarious and really cares for the community. And Jesus Christ is an amazing voice actor what????

[@sp4cegrl27]

i loved that you gave the chance to try again and get to know her. she’s seems like such a fun person and she always gets crap for things like that.

[@whydotcom3]

50:54 when it all started

[@JoanNoArc]

And trixie gonna walk, confuse as hell, where tf is this b katya is coming from

[@MaJo224]

Bless you 😂

[@Octobris]

The fact that this iconic part of the episode happened after 50 freaking minutes 😂

[@chuuinggum]

Thank you 😭😭😭

[@DD-er6lv]

Thank you so much 😂

[@nahimgood4]

THIS IS ABOUT TO EATTTTTTT

[@rpgandme]

Girlie I'm so ready 😂

[@MakeupbyAlex]

And did

[@tryme913]

Literally didn’t even have to watch a second before I went straight to the comments to say this haha

[@SNIPERjeffO_O]

Well ts is anyway

[@jimmypierson5651]

It ate

[@pushielmo]

i came as soon as i heard!!

[@DetWheresmycoffee-smh]

I heard as soon as I came

[@Neighbourhooddegenerate]

​@@DetWheresmycoffee-smh JAIL😂😂😂

[@montanasuede]

😂😂😂

[@guruuvy]

I hope you had a change of panties-Lol!

[@cee_ves]

can’t wait for trixie to be tormented by katya repeatedly saying “not the bore worms”

[@thechandman11]

The exuberant energy of this episode was perfect. Katya’s ad reads, the high fives, Maddy’s energy, “not the bore worms”… I need maddy as a permanent fixture with Katya

[@no_fxking_way]

"Who has one of those?!" dead💀

[@joelvasquezacosta8824]

This one took me all the way out

[@omamuzofelix9562]

Finally katya meets someone who loves Dune as much as her and guess who it is???? An icon. Couldn’t get better than this

[@blondcub82]

The looming portrait of Trixie, leering at Katya every time she laughs doubled over, makes it feel like she is still in the room.

[@dwgm1022]

Ive literally never seen the movie, but "Not the bore worms" is gonna be stuck in my head for daaaaays! 💀😭😭

[@JaysonHere]

Bore worms discourse starts at 50:40 you’re welcome.

[@JAVYxGV]

Thank you ❤😂🎉

[@sophiadominique9463]

You are an angel 🫡

[@JaysonHere]

@@sophiadominique9463 just a soldier for god doing his duty o7

[@CruisinBen]

The way I audibly gasped in public when she said she wants to play Audrey II, how has that not happened yet. We need it

[@marcus7997]

same because i always said that too! and i played Audrey 2 in high school. she really is my auntie , the dna test proves it 😭

[@_helmi]

LMAO at Katya's tshirt - picture of Bene Gesserit from Dune sitting at the revolving chair from The Voice, the singing competition. For context, Bene Gesserit has "the voice" but not in singing though haha.

[@ChristalJ]

Maddie literally showing throughout the pod that she would eat Snatch Game! 😂 Her talent is unmatched.

[@brandonheyward4022]

I swear she needs to play Ursula or Palpatine

[@averynelson1186]

Love love love that Katya can only summon the absolute barest minimum crumbs of enthusiasm for the ad reads

[@tritonalharmony]

This might be the best episode of the whole show

[@pixie9499]

“not the bore worms” will now be my new vocal stim for an indefinite amount of time 💀😂

[@samsnothavingit2788]

The way I squealed with joy like a little piggy when I saw Ts in the thumbnail, I am ready to goon, cackle, live, love and learn mama

[@boneharvester]

The look T. S. gives the camera at 57:13 is SENDING ME

[@samanthacelia6570]

Saw this comment as it happened

[@dancinwolf21]

Same 😂

[@LTHinesII]

This really shows the strength of the brand of Trixie and Katya as a group because I’m enjoying this moment of special guest and happy for Trixie and Katya to take breaks anytime. I’m having fun and can’t wait for both of y’all to be together but separately it’s dope to see y’all hold each other down with signs of weakness!!

[@julesghouls7150]

I've never watched one of these pods more than once... but I'm back because I can't get Ms. Madison out of my head. This episode is pure gold.

[@coreyg1113]

getting TS talking about her favorite movies has shown me a whole other side of her. I love you Miss TS!!

[@coreyg1113]

NOT THE BORE WORMS

[@max12211]

She is the best guest ever. Her heart is so beautiful. Her humour and whit. I’m obsessed. Can she fill every ep!

[@ericarona8599]

I AM NOT READY FOR THIS FOOLISHNESS🙅🏻‍♀️

[@joelvasquezacosta8824]

I totally ammmmm

[@Ferocious_Fairy]

Organic foolishness at it's best!!! ❤

[@ndremas1660]

TS just making Arnold noises becasue she couldn't remember his whole name is the relatable content I need to keep going.

[@starkid910]

31:15 "If you're the smartest person in a room, you've got to get out of that room" Me, a teacher: "Well kids, Ms. Madison said you're on your own!" *walks out*

[@akaokami9]

46:24 ts madison needs to be hired by star wars ASAP

[@Jamalthegem]

PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😩🙌🏾

[@Walkerofthewild]

So this weekends watchlist will be: Jackie's Back, Flash Gordon and Dune (Old version) Thanks Katya and Madison!

[@halfbeastlove]

prepare for having your best weekend of your life!

[@juliocesarg.r.1238]

don't forget Momma Dearest, girl...!!

[@SleeplessEremite]

I think I speak for everyone when I say we need a part 2 with miss Maddie ❤️

[@kelseyocon]

Katya and Maddie geeking out over DUNE is actually my superbowl, my oscars, my beginning and end.

[@robertoponce6716]

I’m glad Ts Madison was so open about her being pre-op and how she will not do it because she has her own views on her body and how she thinks of herself will not change because of it but also being respectful to trans women who do get srs because of dysphoria or whatever reason they wish too. I love her and she’s so real and kind.

[@huyvrot.66]

how was she respectful tho? she said it’s not a vagina. wth does that even mean. i can’t believe she just gets to deflect from that by saying that it’s just in regards to her. whether it’s on you or not, it’s the same thing we’re talking about. i’m legit curious what she means by that, how isn’t it a vagina? she sounds misinformed and unintentionally giving bottom surgery bad rep.

[@agorachills]

I agree with this. Some of the things she said did rub me the wrong way. Some men genuinely just dont care what's between someones legs. So this idea that heterosexual men can't resist vagina is such a strange remark. She must've never been respected in a relationship before and that's also sad cause she's amazing. @huyvrot.66

[@fatemaalam284]

@@huyvrot.66 well she meant that she doesn't see it as a typical "cis vagina"

[@t-rexhatespushups5726]

@@huyvrot.66imagine feeling entitled enough to think that lady owes it to anyone to discuss her genitalia, like 🧐

[@tetramputecture]

@@huyvrot.66It’s not a vagina, it’s a neo-vagina. It can fulfill similar functions for many people, but some people care more about the differences and decide it’s not for them, and that’s okay. A trans person shouldn’t be accused of “spreading misinformation“ just because they state that surgery wouldn’t necessarily help them feel more comfortable in their bodies. Both perspectives should be platformed, so that people feel encouraged to do their own research and decide what’s best for them.

[@Divinitzaa]

Shoutout to the 14 people who always beat me to the waiting room.

[@geoffreyvaughn]

TS Madison is a national treasure and must be protected at all costs.

[@akaokami9]

BBC “now who got one of those??” TS Madison is so effortlessly funny!!!

[@jocelin9647]

Can someone explain this to me? 😭

[@mr.saturn3992]

@@jocelin9647BBC is a sexual term, so she was making a joke about that. Hope that helped

[@diabones4746]

This was so entertaining. I love that they both got to talk about dune and enjoy that. This was a hilarious episode. One of my favorites since a long time.

[@MaryKnows]

T.S. Madison is one of the most naturally hilarious people to have ever lived. Period.

[@evlnte]

It gives me so much of a sense of being grounded and complete as listening to TS Madison quoting Princess Aura "...not the bore worms". That a beautiful, melanated, trans-woman loves and cherishes the same campy, cheesy movies as my lily-white, cisgender, balding ass... I'm just in my personal heaven.

[@Its_Casprin]

NOT THE BORE WORMS.

[@tabathacarey5898]

What a wonderful comment 😭🙌🏻

[@blushslice]

SHE GETS RESIDUALS FOR A SPOKEN SAMPLE 👏👏👏

[@melsyoutube]

the constant giggling and high fiving makes my heart so warm 🥹😭❤️

[@em.415]

“48 hours to vacate the premises” has me hollering . 😂

[@renatopinoart]

TS is the queer art we need to protect

[@Jobo89]

NOT THE BORE WORMS! That’s it’, that’s your resume of this episode, and a meme that will live forever on the bald and the beautiful 😂😂😂

[@rachelkiely3206]

This was one of my favourite episodes in such a long time, all of them are 10/10 but there’s something special about Maddie

[@blankslate101]

Not👏🏻the👏🏻bore👏🏻worms👏🏻 I won’t be taking any further questions at this time😂🤣😭💀

[@zoehaas-tome1159]

them high-fiving and grabbing each other's hands while cackling every minute had me CRYIIINNGGGG

[@moonbaddiee]

not the bore wormsseughhh 😩